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headlines found matching 'September 11 attacks'
Thu July 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Fifth Amendment does not apply to your face
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Turns out the FBI put "investigate Brett Kavanaugh" on their calendar but never actually did it
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
And the latest idiot to be arrested for storming the Capitol on 1/6 is a DEA Agent....who filmed himself doing it and posed with his badge and firearm
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones now financially supported by former crack addict
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Mon July 19, 2021
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Tips and videos lead to arrest of terrorist for crimes against Capitol, skinny jeans
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Venue cancels Gaetz/Greene MAGApalooza. This is not a threepeat from last week. [Update: It's now a "Peaceful Protest Against Communism" outside City Hall]
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Fri July 16, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Two former cops arrested for their role in the insurrection, all because they blabbed to family. Welp, they're Tucked
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Two fine American citizens arrested for attempt to use incendiary devices to express alternate opinions at Sacramento Democratic headquarters
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Wed July 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats defy arrest threats after fleeing to D.C., Gov. Abbott says they should have gone to Cancun like a proper Texas Republican
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Mon July 12, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox becomes prey for face eating leopards
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Fri July 09, 2021
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Spirit Airlines passenger who refused to wear mask properly has been fined $500, plus $10,000 fine processing fee
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Viera High School teacher arrested on Capitol riot charges, attempting to impersonate totally normal human smile
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And thus, Jesus proclaimed "Let he who is without sin, throw the first Molotov Cocktail"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If the wealthy had ever planned to save our species from the coming climate catastrophe, they would be doing so now, and we would be watching them do it"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The Feds will never identify me, I was wearing two masks while posing as a member of Antifa and filming the January 6th riot
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The 1/6 terror attack was more damaging to the US than the 9/11 terror attack
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Tue June 29, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Fox and TMZ attempt to get to the bottom of UFOs. The History Channel kicks back with a beer and now doubts the truth is out there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN has published an article answering the question: "What is a pancake collapse, anyway?" and apparently it has nothing to do with what happens when you try to walk out of an IHOP four hours into an all you can eat challenge
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Tucker, the NSA isn't spying on you to get you cancelled, but if you were talking to hostile foreign intelligence to get your talking points and scripts for your shows, then you've likely been picked up in intercepts. Just saying
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Sat June 26, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Forgive me Pastor for I have sinned. I turned you into the FBI for your part in the January 6th insurrection
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Thu June 24, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Florida Man pleads guilty to conspiracy and obstruction regarding the insurrection. So who did *he* give up?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man under FBI probe about suspected sex trafficking of minors calls for defunding the FBI, before cowardly deleting the post. No not that guy. But yeah it's the second person you thought of
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Thu June 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"'Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence" Oh, wait. This was the Trump Administration, so strike that, reverse it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another federal holiday is now all but certain
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Four killed by polio vaccination
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US intel report warns of more violence by QAnon followers, as they increasingly follow the brain waves from the Neptune men telling them to oscillate the bicuspid staplers, or whatever batshiat insane crap they currently believe
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Instead of rotting in some Federal prison this 1/6 insurrectionist wants to run for Congress
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Mon June 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI warns that Q will start causing trouble, possibly introducing us to the Borg
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Of COURSE I stormed the Capitol to protest the election I didn't bother to vote in
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I mean duh, what tourist *doesn't* bring mace and a boot knife to murder Congr-- er, tour a major historical attraction?
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Wed June 09, 2021
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
TIIIIIIIIIIIIMMBBBEEERRRR Suspect believed to be "MagaLumberjack" who chucked a wood beam at Capitol Police during Jan. 6th riot arrested in Alabama
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Proud Boy's mom suggests he use baby shampoo to scrub out the pepper spray. No suggestions on washing away the felony charges
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Tue June 08, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Most of us have forgotten about that pharmacist and conspiracy theorist who trashed 500 doses of Moderna vaccine, but the legal system hasn't
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Sat June 05, 2021
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
"I took pictures and video. I did not break anything. The police were present and I was not asked to leave. I fist bumped and 'Devil horned' the swat line"
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
FBI Director Wray compares cyberattacks to 9/11
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Singer who used powerful soprano voice to scream 'f--k' and 'c--t' during Capitol riot arrested by FBI
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have a huge, distinctive tattoo on your gut, maybe don't hike up your shirt to wipe Cheeto dust off your chin in the middle of committing federal crimes
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Look on the bright side, Mr. Terrorist: This means your livestream did manage to garner at least one viewer
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"'MAGA Caravan' Leader 'Pi Annon' Charged with Assaulting Police During Capitol Siege." MAGA Leader Pi Anon, Billy boy, Billy boy "
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart is doing everything he can to help veterans
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Terrorist Texan taunts Dynamite FBI
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Wed May 26, 2021
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Yes, Mr. defense attorney weasel, the Capitol insurrection was *just like* a college football game where excited fans pour onto the field... and literally build a gallows to murder the players
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Mon May 24, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What do you call FAA proposing fines of over than US$60,000 against unruly airline passengers in mask fights? An excellent start
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ The best part of waking up ... is federal charges in your cup ♫ ♬
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
You know what else is "epic", kid? Toilet wine
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Fri May 21, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Exceptionally charming Michigan gent made time to showcase his conversational finesse the day before partaking in the Capitol riot. FARK: For 911 dispatchers, 143 expletive- and threat-riddled times
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYPD guy claims he was drunk at 1/6 riot and didn't know he was in the Capitol building
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Thu May 20, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The siren call of Instagram braggadocio takes down another terrorist
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Mon May 17, 2021
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Flippin man gets arrested for his participation in the flippin' riot
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Thu May 13, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
University of South Carolina president resigns after plagiarizing commencement speech, urging graduates to wear sunscreen
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Tue May 11, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We traced the call. It's coming from inside the House
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Fri May 07, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Dog Day Afternoon II
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The CIA does not have a drive-thru
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Armed FBI agents raid wrong Alaskan couple's home looking for Nancy Pelosi's laptop from the January 6th Capitol riot. How do you say "oops, we're really bad at this" in government-speak?
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Fri April 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda promises war 'on all fronts' with US on 10th anniversary of Osama bin Laden's death
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Thu April 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The US is investigating a directed energy attack on the White House in 2020
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
FBI director Wray told Congress he "absolutely" wished the agency had penetrated the Proud Boys before Jan 6th, or knew its plans. He COULD have asked one of the 4 leaders of the group that were informants but he was too busy asking about Antifa
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If your Bumble profile includes a photo of you storming the Capitol, expect your prospective matches to do a lot more than just swiping left
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"What is that weapon?" asked Tom, energetically
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Wed April 21, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Federal investigators are having a hard time proving that the January 6th attack was planned online because they're ignoring all the evidence that it was planned online
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Tue April 20, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors are ignoring evidence of insurrectionists planning the attack online, just as law enforcement did prior to 1/6
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Sun April 18, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
They weren't trying to overthrow America, they were just there to document its fall
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Sat April 17, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After 20 years, $1 Trillion, and hundreds of thousands dead, Americans stop to ask was it really worth it and where's this Afghanistan place again?
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
FBI about to let us know whether Thanksgiving with your idiot Facebook relatives might ramp up from "Awkward" to "Dangerous"
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Wed April 14, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart is too smart for Fox News, Green Lantern Corps
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will rain stay wet? Will night stay dark? Will dogs sniff butts?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
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Mon April 12, 2021
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Lieutenant Jim Dangle certainly has hit the skids since his Reno 911 days
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Fri April 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Freedom reset by peer
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Thu April 08, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Confederate flag carrier indicted for participation in January 6 riot, failing history class
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Wed April 07, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Huh, I don't remember the episode of Gilligan's Island where incels attempted to overthrow the government
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Wed March 31, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Crazy idea, but hear me out: If you sell guns for a living, maybe don't engage in criminal activities that may prohibit you from owning them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're going to be a self-styled "sandwich Nazi," publicly berating your sub shop workers, macing customers, and shoving Trump propaganda at everybody, don't be shocked when your former employees rat you out for your role in the Capitol riot
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
"I wondered when y'all were going to show up. Guess you've seen the videos on my Facebook page"
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biggs was working for the Empire before he joined the Rebellion. This is not a repeat from a long time ago
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The FBI is putting the Jan 6th band back together...in Prison. Today's addition to the line-up: the Tambourine player/ex-NYPD spokeswoman
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Old: YoHoHo and a bottle of rum. ... New: SoHoHo and a brand new lawsuit (link fixed)
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