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Fri February 26, 2021
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 26 is 'Megillah' as in: "Ricky Ricardo was often driven to distraction by the hairbrained schemes of Lucy and her mother, Mrs. Megillah cutty"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Costco CEO to Lindsay Graham: Dude, WTF is your problem with us raising wages to $15 a hour?
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt is ready to bring the severed head of Chewbacca to the Marvel Universe
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Costco CEO sees better wages as a competitive advantage, raises starting pay to $16/hr
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
They got lost in the mail
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Rebuild of Evangelion's final film to be one of the longest anime movies ever made. It still won't be enough time to make the ending make sense
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Wed February 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence still has his lips firmly attached to the wrong end of Trump's business
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Group sex with groupies: what Subby would do if he were a fully vaccinated Dr. Fauci
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Epic pays off lawsuit with imaginary money; considers using the precedent to pay off the IRS
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Olsen is killing it so well in Wandavision that the rumor mills say she might be up for her own unplanned solo movie
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 21 is "Cognoscente" as in: "Rooster Cogburn became a cognoscente when he contracted Covid-19 and lost his sense of smell"
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Thu February 18, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
And the French Bulldog trifecta is COMPLETE. Seriously? The thief was driving an Infiniti? *checks state* Oh, makes sense, carry on
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Wed February 17, 2021
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
If your eggs aren't crunchy, you're missing out
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(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Headline:"Windows 10 update pulled after installations freeze". Nonsense, subby is running the update right now and everything is going just ffffffffffff
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
That "spontaneous" demonstration of Trump supporters greeting his motorcade on President's Day? It was spontaneous, in the sense that it was planned and heavily promoted by RW activists for at least a week in advance
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Old man yells at cloud streaming
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden: I only have time to talk to the two-termers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Pee Wee congratulates Keanu for BRZRKR #1. It all makes sense in the video
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Door Dash etc are stock market darlings but the fundamentals still don't make any sense. Unclear which stock fundamentals actually do make sense
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Playstation 4 could be getting Turok remasters this month
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Mon February 15, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I graduated from an evangelical university. We believed total nonsense"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because who DOESN'T want chickens running around with tiny T-Rex arms? (pics)
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Next iPhone to introduce cutting edge 2015 Samsung technology
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at how Brexit is working out in the middle of a pandemic and...OH MY
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Covid took my sense of smell a year ago and hasn't given it back"
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Real estate agent lists igloo for £250,000 that has a 'great location' on a large plot on 'North Pole Road.' Some rubes actually fall for it
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Indy100)
 
 
 
"They got to warn you about me? I'm going to have to give that a lot of consideration. I also think, putting it on without telling me, not the right thing to do. Not the right thing to do at all"
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
I've heard that he human body generates more bio-electricity than a 120-volt battery and over 25,000 BTU's of body heat... so I should be able to power my car with this?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"The problem with ice fishing anywhere is it's only as safe as it is at a given moment in time," said Duluth Fire Chief Shawn Krizaj. But to be fair, when translated back into Yooper, that sentence makes perfect sense
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 9 is 'belie' as in: "Michael Jackson again reached number 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 with the 1983 release of his single, 'Belie jean'"
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine remains the best series in the franchise for many reasons, and now the show gets credit for showing a healthy romance between two Black characters
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman opens up her labia. Her lips are no longer sealed. About her labia. I'll see myself out
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Don't believe any of these myths that you've been taught about drinking. Bottoms up, cheers and pour subby another one
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Will someone fold in the cheese? Will there be another skewering of the QAnonsense pervading Washington? Will Alec Baldwin return? Will Jost and Che continue being the highlight? Dan Levy hosts, Phoebe Bridgers does the music. SNL, 11:30PM on NBC
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rashida Tlaib gets emotional discussing the death threats she and her family have received from believers in QAnonsense like Marjorie Greene
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do people who end up in the Guinness Book of World Records look like? Glad you asked. Look at these while subby eats his second bicycle
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A Midland, TX prosecutor also worked for a clerk for the same judges he was trying his cases in front of...AT THE SAME TIME. The code of legal ethics, common sense, and a man sent to Death Row by him all have a problem with that
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know you're on thin ice Rudy when the station now plays a disclaimer before your daily radio show disavowing everything you say to avoid being sued for content
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thief steals a doggy day care van (WOOF 1) with a dozen puppies inside. Social media and iPhone tracking saves the day
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 4 is 'prepossessing' as in: "An exorcist is not very useful in the prepossessing stage before an evil spirit takes control of a person"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz tries to have a battle of wits against the Man in Black, and he does about as well as Vizzini
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR's six-step process for making your side hustle work. Although, seriously, if any of these tips are actually news to you, maybe consider dropping the side hustle and going back to school instead
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Newsflash: McDonalds sells cake
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Justice Department admits that its entire lawsuit against Yale for "discriminating" against whites and Asians was just more Trump-inspired nonsense; drops the entire thing
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Since Francis Ford Coppola shot the "Dracula" wedding scene with an actual Romanian priest, there's a chance that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are in fact, legally married. No, really
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Once Hunter's laptop is found and his brother stops dropping Uncle Joe's name like M&Ms, Joe Biden promises his family won't be involved in foreign affairs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The latest optical illusion dividing households and killing friendships? This avocado, which may or may not be seedless
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Legend of Zelda will remain a mystery
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Still don't understand the stonk insanity? This dude gives a good analogy of the situation using a casino as an example to prove that it's utter nonsense
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How to shake that nagging feeling that you're actually not nearly as creative, funny, or intelligent as everybody else seems to think you are
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Oh noes Dodge is going to kill the Hellcat V8
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Iowans donate to father in need of heart transplant. Certainly one of those should work for him
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Turns out the Moon really does have a major effect on our sleep patterns. Here comes the (lunar) science
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(Country Living)
 
 
 
Subby hates petaling slideshow nonsense, but this should go green, and on the STEM tab, obviously
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Fri January 29, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Threads that sense how and when you move have been created at Tufts University. It was a merely a wisp of an idea at first but they spun it up nicely
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Billie Eilish says The Killers were her favorite childhood music. Damn, we're getting old
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Thu January 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lovie Smith reportedly returning to NFL to be Houston Texans' defensive coordinator. No comment from Thurston
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Yes, there are bizarre things in Australia that will kill you, but at least it's done with a sense of humor
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
David Frum summarizes the Republican Party: "We wouldn't have to use violence to overturn elections if our opponents were prevented from voting in the first place. That's just common sense"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Ohio GOP wants to make Gym Jordan a senator
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Mon January 25, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's the first Monday of the Biden administration, and the liberal mainstream media is just starting to wake up, bleary eyed with a hangover, and realize that it no longer has an automatic Outrageous Headline Generator inhabiting the White House
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(Axios)
 
 
 
It's a sad day on Sesame Street as Google announces an alternative to cookies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you thought orange juice in scrambled eggs was nasty, how about mayo?
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Fri January 22, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you know there are more than five senses? Science has confirmed it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you know there are more than five senses? Science has confirmed it
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Aw, crap, Marvel is teasing Heroes Reborn II
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Thu January 21, 2021
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is making his way into video games, no doubt to make sure that no Dragonborn that kills Draugr for forty hours a week has to live in poverty
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Yep
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Now you're shuffling your Netflix wrong
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It ain't gonna be easy but it has to be done...time to detox from social media
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC Fashion Institute of Technology student from Staten Island with not much fashion sense about bragging on the Internets arrested for storming the Capitol
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Amidst increasing threats of violence, House Republican leader Kevin McCarthy asked his colleagues to stop name-calling and show restraint, decency, and common sense instead. In related news, Kevin McCarthy hasn't met his fellow House Republicans
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Strange: Coke and Pepsi will not air ads during the Super Bowl. Stranger: AV Club thinks the Super Bowl is in November
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Dig dug done
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The greatest guitar solo of all time .... of all time (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Australia considering quarantine camps in the Outback. Subby would gladly fake a cough for a Bloomin' Onion® right about now
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Stupid times call for stupid jokes. What's yours?
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(Babylon Bee)
 
 
 
The nation's atheists are still stubbornly refusing to admit the reality of God despite the fact that bacon clearly exists in our universe
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Man who spouts salacious nonsense nightly calls NY Times report on Yertle backing impeachment salacious nonsense
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ So long. Farewell. Aufwiedersehn. Adeiu. To yieu Don Jr. and yieu Kimberly Guilfoyle. Au 'voire. New York is glad to see you go. So long. Farewell. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye
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(Velly)
 
 
 
On the basis that nothing succeeds like excess, this guy put 8 turbochargers on a Mustang
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Kottke)
 
 
 
I call this one 'FedEx shipping damage', a true masterpiece
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To promote the upcoming movie The Batman, you may soon find Riddler's Brew on the soda aisle. It's dark blue Mountain Dew
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I don't know. Why was a tank driving around a Miami neighborhood?
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
First they came for the snowmen, and did not speak out because I was not a snowman (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists have finally witnessed birds' mysterious 'quantum sense', which oddly manifests itself as a hologram of Dean Stockwell
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
After a pardon from Trump over the Thanksgiving holidays, Turkey calls for 'common sense' amid post-election unrest in the United States
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Should we start putting all the Royal family drama nonsense in Fandom? Because those Royal watchers are more obsessed than Trekkers
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Wed January 06, 2021
(How-To Geek)
 
 
 
Taskbars should always be on the left side of your screen. Snarky comments on the right
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
In an effort to recruit more diverse spies, the CIA's website has assumed the identity of a millennial branding agency
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Submit to Cthulhu
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When Geraldo starts speaking sense, you know you have entered the Twilight Zone
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Fri January 01, 2021
(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Labyrinth 2 edition
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yes 2020 sucked but here's the thing, so did 2019. And 2018. And 2017
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
UK police fear "millions" of residents will attend illegal raves on New Year's Eve, failing to display even an OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ of common sense
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Just for your really hardcore Aliens and Asian food fans
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Tue December 29, 2020
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Gov. DeSantis signs order, prioritizing residents 65 & older for receiving COVID vaccine instead of those 75 & older, essential workers, first responders. Got to protect those base voters obviously
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Everything Trump does is embarrassing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some COVID-19 survivors claim virus has wreaked havoc on their sense of smell, leaving them smelling "disgusting" odors such as fish, burnt toast and your Mom's bedroom
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
RV bomber didn't go by "Anthony Quinn Warner". Clearly claims that he was an Anon Q Warrior are nonsense. In reality, he went by "Tony Warner" which is clearly a pseudonym intended to convey his love of musical theater and his desire to warn people
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"New normal?" They haven't won their conference in over fifteen years or a national title since 1948. This isn't the "new normal," it is just normal
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Fri December 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
An opinion piece on The Hill that makes sense? Merry Christmas
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
10 of the most popular pasta recipes of 2020 to the left, your rebuttals to the right
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Wed December 23, 2020
(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Go away or Moff will taunt you a second time
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Death has a definite sense of humor
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The worst video games of 2020
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news, gentlemen: Martin Shkreli's now ex-girlfriend concedes he dumped her and she's ready to start dating again. Check your Tinder account
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Mon December 21, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
New OnePlus phone changes color, causes coronavirus
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The worst video game names of 2020
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus is now killing someone every 33 seconds, which raises the terrifying possibility that the Coronavirus might actually be some form of Cylon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rose Bowl CFB playoff moved to....Texas? Seems appropriate given their lax stance on, well, everything
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Sat December 19, 2020
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
The next dotcom crash is probably coming soon, the value of tech stocks just keep going through the roof and are "absolutely insane". Surely this can't last
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
CSPAN aired a speech from a Texas elector describing a wild fight among SCOTUS, saying they could not overturn the election only because they were afraid of riots. Turns out to be complete nonsense originating from 4Chan
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Fri December 18, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
7:30pm Eastern - It's Fark Friday Movie Night. Continuing 1930s sci-fi serials - don't worry if you missed anything none of it makes sense so it's easy to jump in. Plus space honey badgers and a complete lack of pants
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brian Kelly says Notre Dame will boycott CFP at the Rose Bowl if fans aren't allowed in to watch Alabama kick their ass
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Screen Binge)
 
 
 
Star Trek Discovery and Picard to not so boldly go where other Star Trek series have gone before: Netflix
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson (R-WI) LITERALLY eviscerated on floor of Senate. In a figurative sense
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(News and Guts)
 
 
 
Turtle crawls back into his shell
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(Jalopnik)
 
Weeners
 
The pickup trucks are too big, or, Murica's got a major shrinkage problem
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Kangaroos can intentionally communicate with humans, have the good sense not to
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"It's time for this nonsense to end": Detroit is trying to get Sidney Powell fined, banned from court, and referred to the bar for filing the 'Kraken'
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Tue December 15, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Classic misdirection. Get everyone focused on Trump's electoral nonsense so congress can pass COVID relief bills without the relief
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Netflix's 'Tiny Pretty Things' slammed for obscenely unnecessary sex and nudity and you've already gone to your Roku equipped bunker
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey goes further alt-right alt-right alt-right
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Mon December 14, 2020
(Xai)
 
 
 
(link goes nowhere) I think I've finally figured out why people vote for Trump and it actually makes sense for them to do it. DIT
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hey everyone, let's gather around and hear what Chris Christie has to say. Anyone? Bueller? Is this a bridge too far?
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Sat December 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Germany does vaccine prep right
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
IFixit decides taking apart the PlayStation 5 was interesting and all that, but the real coolness -- and a verifiable work of art -- is in the teardown of the DualSense controller
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Fri December 11, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Scotland has named its snow plows. Most are shovel-ready
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
I sense something; a presence I have not felt since ... [sound of mask respirator] .... the end of Revenge of the Sith. ♪♪ Dun Dun Dun dun DUN Dun dun DUN Dun
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Thu December 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
45 asks Zodiac to be Texas' sacrificial Rudy. Only in 2020 would a headline like this make sense
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Wed December 09, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists say the weight of human-made objects will likely exceed that of living things by the end of the year - America seen working hard to make sure this doesn't happen
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Ciara discusses her stank
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Trump to resign in....Wait, we have just heard that Selena Gomez has matched her blanket to her loungewear
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"We shouldn't overdo it with masks," says idiot superspreader
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Outrage grows as alcoholics order food in bars and let it go to waste as they're only there to drink. Outrage, I say
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Mon December 07, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Earth's first continents did not survive. But they got better
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump Campaign may finally be getting tired of losing, so much losing
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Sat December 05, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
40 years ago Alaska lawmakers decided they would get rid of income tax and let oil finance most of the state budget. Looking back, that wasn't very smart
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Fri December 04, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
HBO Max to premiere Warner Bros.' entire 2021 movie slate. Not so fast, RokuTV owners
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Since Halo Infinite is delayed to next year, the Master Chief decided to hang out in Fortnite for a while
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
🎵O come, all ye faithful, maskless and hypoxic, O come ye, O come ye, to superspreaderdom Come and behold Us Born with no common sense O come, let us adore Death O come, let us adore Death O come, let us adore Death Covidiot herd🎵
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Hundreds of comments vociferously argued why axis inversion was the only way to navigate a game world." And they were wrong
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Wed December 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonalds giving out 10,000 free McRibs if you are shaved. But wouldn't it make more sense to give out a brazillion?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
This is adorable, but secretly hoping he'll use his enhanced senses to fight crime (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Come on, shake your body, baby, do the 'rona / I know you can't control yourself any longer
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Doctor of Medicine goes on Fox News, begs to have his license revoked
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Tue December 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Can a former child slave sue ten slaveholders as individuals?" "Yes." "Can a former child slave sue those ten slaveholders if they form a corporation?" "No." "How does that make any sense?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rudy denies he asked Trump for a pardon 9 to 11 times
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Claressa explains it all
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Article asks:"Have Trump Republican leaders no sense of decency?" Short answer: No. Long answer: LOL, no. How naive are you? Have you not been paying attention?
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Paintball karting. This is the way
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Sun November 29, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Morons go nuts for nonsense, they do
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mathematician uses model to predict the end of this grueling Covid-19 pandemic and the final date is...never
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Thanks to Covid, the safest place to dine out might be at a yurt village
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(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
Top 25 true metal albums of 2020. Alternately, the Top 24 plus Ozzy's latest unnecessary pop metal statement
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Sat November 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Q-Anon is nonsense, but it's destroying REAL child-welfare groups
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Thu November 26, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Remember when our boomer parents warned us the Internet would rot our brains with its nonsense? Well it turned out their boomer brains turned to mush instead
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
With coronavirus cases spiking across the country, Arizona decides now is a great time to launch a multi-million dollar marketing campaign encouraging tourists to come visit the state
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Wed November 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"If I tried to generate a speech that sounded like President Trump, maybe five out of 10 times the GPT-3 version wouldn't make sense, would repeat phrases in ways that people wouldn't and would require editing to make it logical." So, spot on then
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Emilia Clarke once had to invent an entire Daenerys speech in the fictional Valyrian language in 10 minutes. It doesn't really make sense but nobody ever noticed
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Fri November 20, 2020
(Texarkana Gazette)
 
 
 
Wife of cop-killer wannabe Boogaloo Boi arrested after punching officer over impounded pot bellied pig. Arrange those words however you want, they still won't make any more sense
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Wed November 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hip millennials, are you getting sick of NYC and all the nonsense politics, virus lockdowns? You could always move to Serbia like these smart people
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(Digital Photography Review)
 
 
 
Is this goodly? Or is the E-PL7 + M.ZUIKO 14-42 goodlier? Asking for a poormitter in need of a replacement to shoot smols with. No sense in suggesting something else unless you pony up the difference. Thanking you in advance for staying on topic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn talk about their upcoming Netflix holiday film, Kurt says a bit of elvish will give it a 'sense of authenticity'
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Tue November 17, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds (R-eprehensible) is the next GOP genius to learn what happens when you start by mocking masks as "feel good" nonsense and then turn around and require your citizens to wear them because, holy shiat, this pandemic is real
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Sun November 15, 2020
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Who's in? Who's out? Who's sick? Who's getting the bench? Who the hell really knows anymore? Welcome to Week 10 for fantasy football, where our Fark experts try to make sense of a crazy season
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Tue November 10, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
"VR Furries Are Now Running Around The Four Seasons Total Landscaping." And to think, part of this headline would not have made sense a week ago
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Sun November 08, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby can once again look back at the Obama Administration's best moments without a sense of ironic doom. In this episode, Obama gives Biden the Medal of Freedom without telling him ahead of time
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Fri November 06, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Take a break from this nonsense, and stroll through the 60s with me
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Tue November 03, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sisters are bridezillas in every sense of the word, and because I'm an excellent seamstress, they expect me to handmake both of their wedding dresses. How can I refuse their request?"
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Fri October 30, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Berlin's much-delayed airport will finally open on Saturday. In the midst of a pandemic. During a full moon. On Halloween. And they say Germans don't have a sense of humor
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