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Wed May 18, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
THE College Gameday crew have announced their Week 1 destination to kick off the college football season
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man with 9 wives and absolutely no sense of phrasing says it's "first come, first served" when it comes to who will bear his children
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
I never thought of a cockroach as a designer bug, but now it seems you can design your own
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to make sense of the nightmare that is the Pennsylvania Republican primary. TL;DR: There is no making sense of the nightmare that is the Pennsylvania Republican primary
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ever wonder which humor tropes won't make sense in the next decade or two?
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Sat May 14, 2022
(BGR)
 
 
 
Scientists finally know what triggered the biggest climate catastrophe in history. A bit late, but there you go
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Finally an interesting Buzzfeed Listacle: Which Celebs have left Scientology and which remain
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arcade Fire performs new songs to celebrate imaging of supermassive black hole. Subby was hoping for new material from MUSE instead
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
AMC prepares to Wake up
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 12 is 'bloviate' as in: "Campbell Soup's early attempts at marketing a cocaine-based vegetable juice drink failed even in spite of the successful catch phrase 'I coulda had a bloviate'"
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"Come splash around in my unctuous depths and let me comfort you. Come, live deliciously"
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Putin is banking on Western powers to lose interest as his war drags on. Well, it makes sense, since Afghanistan demonstrated that we here in the US do give up and go home after twenty years or so
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you keep refilling them, you don't have to clean them (taps head)
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The longest shot won the Kentucky Derby. The overhead view of the finish makes no sense
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now that we widely accept that Jaffa Cakes are cakes, it just leaves the question, "What the fark are Mini Cheddars?"
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Sometimes you find a great deal online, and click "buy" before figuring out shipping costs or where you'll store it. This is like that, but with an entire ski lift
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matt Ryan left Atlanta because they were thinking about getting Deshaun Watson
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, I could pay everyone, including myself, $73,000 a year, or I could pay all the serfs $16 an hour, and myself $430,000. What to do?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
12 of the craziest things actors did to get into character. Bill Murray last seen furiously copying notes
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What do you need a pick up for, they said. Get a sedan it makes more sense, they said. Yeah right
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Elon Musk declares war on the Democratic Party
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Thu April 28, 2022
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
P.S. Do you know Mad Max?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
This link was surprisingly tasty, the service was cordial, and the facilities were warm and homey. Management has the good sense to get out of the way and let the crew work their magic
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
With local elections in the UK coming on 5/5, the rarest of things appears: A conservative politician with a sense of ethics and morals
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Wed April 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
A strike by Budweiser workers in the UK may cause a "summer beer drought," which makes a lot of sense when you consider that droughts generally refer to a shortage of water. Drinkers of actual beer will presumably suffer no adverse effects
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a country that seems increasingly bent on becoming Florida, it only makes sense that America's hottest housing market is Tampa
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Escape from New York. New hotness: Escape from New Jersey despite the quality of life there
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Tue April 26, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS Semi-finals leg 1. Man. City and Real Madrid. Will Pep and Co. be able to stop the Benzema machine? CBS @ 3:00 pm ET
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's steaming hot take from Kyle Smith: Twitter helped legitimize white supremacists by deplatforming them. Watch as Elon Musk puts a stop to that nonsense
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
My bubbly Canadian girlfriend's house is worth twice as much as your U.S. home. Makes total sense when you consider Canada's much larger population, much smaller land and wood availability, and that their wages and weather are twice as good
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Where do we begin, really?
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Sat April 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Over half of vegans say meat-eating is a dating deal breaker, and 12 percent say the same about ordinary vegetarianism. Is this the cross they want to die alone on?
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Fri April 22, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You love the dick vein. Here comes the science, and it satisfies (sfw)
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Outdoor Life)
 
 
 
Holy mackerel
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Subby also has an antenna that uses "tymbal bucking" to communicate with members of his species
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Oh my
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Couple inspired by 'This Is Us' sell house, plan to travel country visiting Bills Backers groups. Asked for a quote, the husband mysteriously just said, "Welcome to Poundtown"
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(Neuroscience News)
 
 
 
That Weekend at Donnie's vibe around Mar-a-Lago suddenly makes way more sense
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Salt and pepper shakers are pointless, also hollow
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kardashian regrets telling people to "get their asses to work" in ore processing, possibly because kanar was involved
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I don't know how I'm alive." And neither do we
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Newly developed electric chopsticks make food seem to have a higher sodium level. Purists are getting salty
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Inc)
 
 
 
"Peloton isn't Netflix"
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Did you know that peanut butter could be used to cool down from hot wings?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In Japan, adults foster independence and a sense of responsibility in children from a very young age, so there is not much concern when they walk to school or even take public transport on their own, or capture colorful monsters to train for battle
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Thu April 14, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Psycho with a broomstick trumps snow, rain, heat, gloom of night
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Wed April 13, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Not if you have the good sense to die first. Duh
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
While not certainly complete, here's a pretty good starter list of who in Hollywood has more more money than sense
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan tries to bench press 1,000 pounds of lies
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Uh oh, time to re-activate the Freedom Convoy 1st Division, stat
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
The Fast and the Marvelous
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 47 of WW3: Russia defaults, Austrian PM tries to talk sense into Putin, tens of thousands dead in Battle of Mariupol, Kremlin whines about Finland and Sweden joining NATO, issues threats about aid to Ukraine. It's your Monday Ukraine War thread
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
City Council candidate thinks that we should blame bike lanes instead of the cars that are driving alongside them for killing bicyclists
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Medium)
 
 
 
Study finds men with a sense of humor are more likely to make women orgasm. Thanks, Captain Obvious, we didn't need a study to tell us that
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(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Small kids will inhale ANYTHING
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Sat April 09, 2022
(12 Tomatoes.com)
 
 
 
Oh look...it's THIS thread again (this time, with a "color-changing" hat). Yay
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
The biggest obstacle to Europe banning Russian oil and gas is...oh, that makes sense
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New sponsorship deal means professional gaming team will have all the free condoms they need. Yes, that's zero, but still
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"GameStop Fans Dissect Chairman's Poop Tweet For Meme Stock Clues." This is the world we have created for ourselves
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The new LEGO Star Wars game opens with the best Star Wars movie trailer ever
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Who is Steven Grant, who is Marc, and why is that shadowy figure following him around? It's Moon Knight episode 2, dropping today on Disney+
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Mon April 04, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Gov. Chris Sununu (R-NH): I praise Trump's experience, passion and sense of integrity. Nah, I'm just kidding. He's f-king crazy
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Sat April 02, 2022
(CBR)
 
 
 
JRR Tolkien hated "Dune," apparently put off by its prophecies of messianic leaders, fulfillment of ancient bloodlines, plots with ragtag band of underdogs battling massive forces of evil, characters with mystical powers, and lots and lots of walking
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 1 is predilection: Donald Trump isn't a religious man but he predilection returns would come in his favor
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Headline that will make your heart rate go up: "People Can Tell How Fast Your Heart Is Beating Just by Looking at You"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
People raised in rural areas have better sense of direction than city dwellers. Still walk too slowly on sidewalks
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Tue March 29, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
Here's the kicker: Taysom Hill, the running back who poses as a quarterback to focus on playing tight end
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Never change, Paul Rudd. Never change
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The flight attendant mask mandate lawsuit has arrived at Gate 138B. Please disembark in an orderly manner
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer created an uncomfortable Oscar moment of her own when she got confused about whether Kirsten Dunst or her husband was the famous one
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
We were gonna make weed legal, but then we got high
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Rocky Mountain d'awwww finally gives you justification for a good, long nap. Here comes the science
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you have Daniel Radcliffe and Helena Bonham Carter as the next celebrity coupling on your bingo card, stay tuned
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(NextGov)
 
 
 
New bill would make law enforcement tell suspects if they are being surveilled. Makes perfect sense ...for the suspected
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Delusional bad actress wants to be in the MCU alongside non-delusional good actor Ryan Reynolds
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NYC to end its vaccine mandate, meaning Kyrie Irving can play basketball, burn sage and spout flat Earth nonsense in Brooklyn again
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
This is James calling from the North Carolina Unaffiliated Party, now the biggest party in the state. Have you made a plan to vote for Whoever and support the Who Cares policy in the upcoming election?
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Wed March 23, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Putin hereby declares that all "UnFriendly Nations" will have to pay for their gas in Rubles. Who said Vlad didn't have a dank sense of humor
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Tue March 22, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why Trump's North Korean policy made as much sense as "Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
HBO Discovery Max+
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Nineteen years ago a President of a country misled their country into a senseless war by invading another country based off propaganda and lies
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Sun March 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Or, alternatively, you could try to be better
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How did he do it? I dunno, maybe by following THE FARKING LAW instead of some orange-faced buffoon's senseless screaming?
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Imagine the dumbest thing you've ever heard Boris Johnson say. Then go dumber. Then dumb it down some more. It's still not even remotely as dumb as this
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What's the weirdest thing you've seen at the gas station? If you've never seen anything weird at a gas station, you're likely the one engaged in or displaying the weirdest thing for the rest of us
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sexsomnia is a rare disorder where sufferers commit sexual acts while asleep. Sounds like some kind of Fark nonsense to subby
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It's not peanut butter and banana sandwiches?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You know nothing (about time) Jon Snow
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Employee who posted YouTube videos slamming the product he's beta-testing is SHOCKED to learn his employer doesn't approve
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Inc)
 
 
 
The "3 second rule" no longer just applies to dropped food or your love life
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What's Ukrainian for 'Junkyard Wars?'
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Should we take the Express seriously, because I really want to believe this. It makes overwhelming sense, but still we're talking about Putin's Russia, where nothing is True, so (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon March 14, 2022
(MBG lifestyle)
 
 
 
Today's nonsense pseudoscience article we can all laugh at: Here's What Your House Number Says About You. Still unclear what it means if you live at number 666
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for Sports
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Sun March 13, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
Completely vegan Burger King outlet arrives in Leicester Square. God save the Bacon King
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Sat March 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yes, of course Americans are dumb enough to do it again
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Can you imagine what the NFL's response would have been had he deflated 22 footballs?
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Russia claims US trained birds to deliver Ukrainian bioweapons. That's of course nonsense. As the Covid-19 pandemic has clearly shown the best delivery system are American conservatives and evangelical Christians, not birds
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Thu March 10, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Does Peter Doocy secretly love being destroyed by Jen Psaki? If you think about it, that kinda makes sense now
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars would be nice, but lets test them out first by having them deliver ramen
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Game of Thrones" co-creators D.B. Weiss and David Benioff confirm they're not going to ruin the ending of HBO's upcoming "House of the Dragon"
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(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
When you put a teenager in charge of headlines
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Mon March 07, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Infant boy is believed to be the first person to receive a combination of a heart transplant and an allogeneic-processed, thymus tissue implantation from the same donor. Will he still think that Duke sucks?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Phil Jackson to Lakers: "I wish I knew how to quit you"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
So, in retrospect, hair plugs and a new Miata could have avoided all of this?
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Sat March 05, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith making big promises about a new comic book line that he absolutely will come through on fully, pleasing everyone
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
If you're keeping track of who wins and loses under the sanctions against Russia, United Launch Alliance loses and SpaceX wins
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Thu March 03, 2022
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
School bus driver: Hey kids, Ima need you to open your mouths, let me swab some saliva from you, and have you give me all your personal information. I'll give you $5. Don't worry, it's a COVID test. Narrator: It was NOT a COVID test
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"I received some phone calls and emails straight after the draw, but I didn't recognize the phone number or email, so I didn't answer or take any notice I said to myself, 'It's definitely a scam'"
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What are some of the worst engineering failures you have encountered in everyday items, where the entire process somehow ignored common sense?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
A $100 safety system that will prevent 60% of rear end collisions. Uh-huh. I see. Well that certainly makes sense. Let's bundle it together with a moonroof, leather seats and other non-safety features. What could possibly go wrong?
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Tue March 01, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You may be unknowingly eating bugs. Or is that a feature?
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(iHorror)
 
 
 
Groovy
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(TooFab)
 
 
 
If you were going to insure one of your body parts, which would it be, and why?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
As we approach St. Patrick's Day, the question must be asked: what the heck is the "corned" in corned beef?
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Yorkers complain about noisy sex, which in turn might result in even more noisy New Yorkers
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 28 is 'founder' as in: "When the police catch you in the back seat of your car with a prostitute, you can't just claim you founder there"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Have you ever noticed that whenever Kevin Sorbo attempts to be ironic with the phrase "makes sense" in a tweet, it really does make perfect sense?
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
KC and Tampa Bayern the right to play in first NFL game in Munich
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Sun February 27, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Barr comes to his senses...just in time to sell a book
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(Ringside News)
 
 
 
Bah GAWD King, it's Stale and Boring's music
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It took James Harden one game to make as many 3-pointers as Ben Simmons made in his career. And you better believe Philadelphia was going to be petty about it
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Sat February 26, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Never mind common sense.Your training as a cop makes you paranoid, so you kill a person. That's an acquittal, after they dragged the case out for 8 years
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Thu February 24, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
Hero
 
Jimmy Kimmel uses his national platform to say what we all know about the racist fish stick heir who's heavily invested in Putin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ah here it is 437-stroke-R2, letters of credit to buy Russian oil. A standard practice in commodities. Uh-huh. I see. Well that certainly makes sense. You can't have one
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Cat lover spends several decades and over $100,000 to build the world's most amazing cat house. Behold the House of Nekko
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Happiness linked to feeling miserable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a clear case of Blinkenship, US calls off meeting with Russian foreign minister
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Starbucks lawyers forget computers sense fear, submit crucial legal document download 8 minutes late because of Outlook crashing. The judge shows no mercy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bulging triangle added to the bulging dossier of streetlight sightings
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Mon February 21, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons will sell you his mansion for literally nothing
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Sun February 20, 2022
(TVLine)
 
 
 
TV things we were wrong about. Sam Malone is actually a creep (duh), Buffy's S6 was one of the best (um), Seth Cohen was not "adorkable" (what), and Joey and Rachel made sense (GET OUT)
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Sat February 19, 2022
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
"Bad Apple" on a 32K EPROM driving a HD44780-compatible parallel alphanumeric LCD display. If that phrase makes sense to you, collect your nerd badge on the right
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
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Fri February 18, 2022
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Man walking on beach in Norway gets a free helmet from the Maine DOT
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"I legally said I wanted to burn the school down in the sense of filing a lawsuit and hiring an attorney," said the new spokesman for SureJan Industries
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell's shipment of 12,000 pillows meant for Canadian truckers has been delayed by the very thing the truckers are whining about
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
His Bidey sense is tingling
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Just because you're subjected to the Knicks and Nets doesn't mean the entire league sucks
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In today edition of "It's only good when we do it", GQP is against Democrats' proposed cuts to the gas tax
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worried Baby Grogu had little training, George Lucas did
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
It has now been 30 years since the first Wayne's World movie played in theaters. In related news, it has also been 30 years since the "No Stairway to Heaven" gag made any sense
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The argument that got the Russian figure skater reinstated was that her grandfather regularly takes medicine containing the banned substance and she must have "inadvertently" been exposed to it. Sure, that makes sense IF SHE WAS DRINKING HIS BLOOD
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
You go enjoy your Marvel movie crossovers. I'll be over here watching Godzilla go toe-to-toe with an Evangelion while Ultraman waits to join the fight
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Sun February 13, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Another day, another pro athlete lying about his vaccin.... Wordle score
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Remember that "SpaceX" booster that is about to hit the Moon? Turns out that someone made a slight misidentification. Whoops
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Sat February 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
That's cool. Sue the sh** out of GiveSendGo if/when this demonstrative truck nonsense results in bloodshed or widespread property damage
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Even if he wins the Superb Owl, it's clear that the best thing for Joe Burrow's career will be to get away from Cincinnati ASAP. Trust him, when Carson Palmer says this, he knows what he's talking about
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
10 rock bands that should get a chance to play the Super Bowl halftime show. No Kid Rock, you're not invited
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Thu February 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Now that she's turning 63 Barbie's getting a big-budget Hollywood movie, which makes about as much sense as a CNBC link on the Entertainment page
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Kirk Hammett finds the next Gibson Les Paul guitar made after his iconic "Greeny" Les Paul
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
What kind of idiot would use "1234" as the password on his cloud-stored data? The same kind who created the whole "Horse de-wormer cures Covid" nonsense by publishing a heavily plagiarized paper that used false data in a non-peer reviewed journal
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Of all of the things that could be said about the 1/6 insurrectionist, having a good sense of humor wouldn't be one, until now
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Sun February 06, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
It seems that belittling and mocking idiot anti-vaxxers makes more new morons
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Sat February 05, 2022
(STLToday)
 
 
 
AB InBev unleashes an even shiattier version of Bud Light
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you've always been bothered by Eminem not being white enough, the "Hick-Hop" subgenre may be just your thing
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Wed February 02, 2022
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Sheriff says he won't quit over minor nonsense like drunk driving, plans to remain in office for another year so taxpayers can replace the patrol car he wrecked
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Tue February 01, 2022
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
The Book of Boba Fett broke a major rule of screenwriting and ruined its own story. I'm assuming the rule was "Don't Suck"
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers plans to sit the Pro Bowl out with COVID hangnail or some such nonsense
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Sun January 30, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Proof that some people have more money than sense
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Not News: AM Talk Radio station in Houston is a hotbed of Covid misinformation, Anti-vax propaganda, Q-anonsense, and rants about the government making cyborg super-soldiers. Fark: it is owned by Texas' Lieutenant Governor
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Sat January 29, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
"My fourth child was born this past Saturday; I've decided I need to do this for my family" says trucker who abandoned his wife in mid-labor to drive to Ottawa to protest vaccines
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Fri January 28, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
TFG's administration drafted a secret vaccination priority list to decide which countries would get our help first and--now this will come as a shock--it seem all the sh*thole countries were at the bottom
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Thu January 27, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
To the left: the great George Carlin on Everyday Expressions that don't make sense. To the right: your additions to the list
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club." -Jack London. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, clubbed senseless edition
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
Hero
 
Eugene has spoken
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Climate? What's that? Weather's not really a thing, either. Only snowflakes think there's weather
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Larry David says the NFL's overtime rules are *NOT* pretty good.....pretty good
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Mesa, AZ's Power Food Park closing, not due to lack of good food, great business, but because of "long-running feud with nearby residents." "I mean people love corndogs so, we'll keep on serving them, making people happy"
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Mon January 24, 2022
(NBC News)
 
Hero
 
Blind American hero dies at age 75
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"The IOC makes it a policy that they don't approve of political statements during an Olympics. That genie is going to be out of the bottle to a certain extent. Has to be"
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Sat January 22, 2022
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Facebook just reminded me of this post from a decade ago. It's still one of the funniest things I've read on the internet
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Ramona Flowers walks the path of a Jedi
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Fri January 21, 2022
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republicans vote to allow high school students to carry concealed guns on school property. GPAs expected to climb
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Sidney Powell plans to use her 1/6 committee appearance to blow the lid off these election shenanigans. Joe and Kamala no doubt worried, stocking up on popcorn
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley, one of the 1/6 coup supporters, goes on Faux News and says "Democrats don't accept elections that they don't win", without any sense of irony or self-awareness
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Thu January 20, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Get ready for Tucker Carlson to start screaming in the candy aisle
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Wed January 19, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Who controls the past, controls the future: who controls the present controls the past." -George Orwell. I'd comment on this, but I was scheduled for like eight meetings today. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, scheduled edition
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(Onion AV Club)
 
Weeners
 
Upcoming "Pam and Tommy" biopic will feature Jason Mantzoukas as the voice of Tommy Lee's penis. Talk about typecasting
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
What? Are you all on drugs? Oh, you are. Well that makes sense
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
There it is: Bank CEO blames profit loss on higher wages, precipitous drop in hooker and cocaine reserves
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