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Wed September 28, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
MTG: shoot pigs from a helicopter with me to help American farmers and stop Communism Or: a semi-veiled threat to kill Democrats
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Jewish Chronicle)
 
 
 
You had one job, antisemitism edition
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(WDEL Delaware)
 
 
 
Semi full of pumpkins overturns blocking on-ramp to highway. ERMAGOURD
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Hundreds of cans of beer spilled on highway, no wait, it's just Coors Light
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Sat September 17, 2022
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Meet Maribel Ramirez, a self-described "crazy cat lady". She's a caretaker for former San Nicolas Island cats & has provided more than 12,000 volunteer hours of service to the aging semi-feral cats since 2013. We welcome her & her feline family to Caturday
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today less than 48 hours after defeating Rafael Nadal, Frances Tiafoe defeats Andrey Rublev in straight sets to become the first Black man to reach the U.S. Open Semifinal since Arthur Ashe in 1972. And he did it on the court named after Ashe
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Barny Fife travels from GA to Orlando for polygraph seminar. Over the weekend he A) Learned polygraph techniques. B) Learned polygraph theory. C) Got scammed by a hooker for $200 the first night then perp walked for human trafficking the next night
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Fri September 02, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: On Smackdown, Roman celebrates two years at champ, Ronda goes to the dean's office. Then on Rampage, Best Friends vs Dark Order in the Trios semi-finals. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM on TNT
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Last Word on Sports)
 
 
 
It's the last Dynamite before ALL OUT: The Elite face the United Empire in a Trios semi-final, The American Dragon takes on a weed promoter, Shida & Storm vs Baker & Hayter. Will we hear from Mox or Punk? Find out at 8 PM ET on TBS
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Despite the product on the field, year-after-year, "the Bears aren't a semipro team from Sioux City, Iowa"
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yosemite oak trees can kill you
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Fri August 26, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden says MAGA is semi-fascism, the Pope is kinda Catholic, and Duke sorta sucks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Torrance police fail to delete their racist, misogynistic, and anti-Semitic texts
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Wood you like to know who's the latest fairy tale character getting a semi-gritty gaming reboot and trying to look like something off the cover of Tiger Beat circa 1700?
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Sun August 21, 2022
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Man fails at combining GTA and Frogger. Still one life left
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Fri August 19, 2022
(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
2022 World Juniors semis. CAN vanquished the neutrals, can they now carpet bomb Eden 7, I mean the Czechs. SWE & FIN in the Baltic Brothers Battle, will the Swedes roll back the clock 213 years & reincorporate Finland into the country? Pucks @ 4pm ET
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Torque News)
 
 
 
The staggering economics of the Tesla semi. Assuming it gets enough government assistance to make it to market, this semi will truly disrupt the trucking industry. This story contains maths, you've been warned
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Top 10 anthems from semi-forgotten early 80s new wave of American heavy metal, which took inspiration from Priest and Maiden and bathed it in massive amounts of speed shredding, bikers and Tolkien
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
(((Magistrate Judge))) receives deluge of anti-Semitic abuse
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
The kid from Jerry Maguire is now a MMA fighter who is defending synagogues from anti-Semites. Did you know that bees and dogs and racists can smell fear?
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Sat July 30, 2022
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 277 Julianna Pena vs Amanda Nunes for the bantamweight title, Brandon Moreno vs Kai Kara-France for the interim flyweight title. Early prelims at 6 PM ET on ESPN+, Prelims at 8 PM ET on ABC or ESPN, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: whoo-hoo we're gonna ride these high gas prices to victory in November *Yosemite Sam finger guns*...wait, what do you mean when you say "It's a commodity with a highly volatile price point that historically always declines at the end of summer"?
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Tue July 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Host nation England plays Sweden in the 1st of the semi-final matches. Can the Lionesses finally get the better of the Blue & Yellow? It's a 3pm ET kickoff at Bramall lane. This is your Women's Euro Discussion Thread
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not the best time to take your Yosemite vacation
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Fri July 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sweden take on Belgium at the Leigh Sports Village to see who will face England in the Semi-Finals. Kickoff is at 3pm ET. This is your Women's Euro Discussion thread
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jesse Watters goes full anti-Semite
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Wed July 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will England continue to dominate? Can Spain pull off the upset to get to the semi-finals? It's the 3 Lionesses vs La Roja at the AMEX in Brighton. Kickoff is set for 3 pm ET on ESPN2. This is your Women's Euro Discussion Thread
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Mon July 18, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
"Pissed Off Trucker" died doing what he apparently hated doing
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Yosemite National Park rangers, who have been raking the forest for decades, the sequoias there survived pretty much unscathed, according to Dickman
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Tue July 12, 2022
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Semitruck Things
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Thin mica shows semiconducting behavior, say scientists in new study. Fat mica just does nothing all day
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
In today's news flash, lightning strike ruins two weeks worth of semiconductors by knocking out the one power line to the plant in midst of production. God DRAM it
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
What's a parent to do after their son threatens to kill the entire family and has 16 knives, a dagger and a sword confiscated by police? Sponsor his application for a semi-automatic rifle, of course
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas State Fair's 18th Annual Big Tex Choice Awards semifinalists announced. Your arteries will clog, and your pancreas will explode just by reading the list of 36 savory, sweet, and deep-fried recipe descriptions
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Just weeks after surgery on his foot, dealing with an abdominal injury, countless nose pickings and removal of his underwear from his butt crack... Rafael Nadal moves on to the semi-final of Wimbledon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What goes up must come down, Yosemite Sam edition
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Sun July 03, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What did you do today? Subby purchased a lot of 350 unopened Hot Wheels cars to divvy up into giftbags for his kiddo to give out to friends at their birthdays
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is about to do first 5 minute stand up act in front of a live audience. Any farkers do this before? Any advice besides "butt stuff"?
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(We Are Green Bay)
 
 
 
News: Semi overturns, spilling beer bottles onto road. Fark: In Wisconsin. UltraFark: Stunningly, no one is seen trying to raid the spilled contents. SuperUltraFark: Oh, it's Bud Light
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(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
All Star Mechanical in Lansing, Michigan uses its ad space to get something off its chest (semi-NSFW language in print)
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Thu June 30, 2022
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Dam, that's jammed
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
🎵 A bisemiunicycle built for one 🎶
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The USFL Playoffs begin with the semifinals. The Philadelphia Stars take on the New Jersey Generals at 3:00 PM ET on FOX. Then at 8:00 PM on NBC it is the New Orleans Breakers taking on the Birmingham Stallions. Who will prevail?
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Mon June 20, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
♫Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride♫
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
The city of Austin to raise AR-15, semiautomatic gun purchase age to 21. The rest of Texas to hand out AR-15's to babies out of the womb
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Tue June 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Semiconductors are eating the world, and it doesn't taste very good
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
AI-powered gas tanker becomes the first big ship to cross the Atlantic Ocean semi-autonomously. Bonus: It didn't hit anything along the way and create a big bada BOOM
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Tue June 07, 2022
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"If the founding fathers had semi-automatic rifles, perhaps they would still be alive"
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Mon June 06, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Saint Manchin gives his approval to raising semi-auto rifle purchase age to 21. Praise be upon his holiness
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