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Tue August 11, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Six prisoners killed in Mogadishu prison shoot-out with guards, raising security concerns and providing the name for Subby's lute-and-drum Johnny Cash cover band
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US court issues summons for Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over attempted Canadian hit squad, raising the fearsome specter of assassins attempting to dismember someone with a moose
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(And those shoes)
 
 
 
Men have every right to carry a purse and not be discriminated against for doing so. But could you at least accessorize so it clashes with your outfit a bit less? Sheesh
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Questions began emerging on why the Canadian Governor General spent $250,000 on questionable expenses like a staircase and a dedicated cat door. When asked for comment, the Governor General replied, "Guaaaharheedaa" before throwing cats at reporters
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The Lens NOLA)
 
 
 
Crowd of Protesters in New Orleans figure out that landlords can't get a court order to evict their tenants if they can't actually get IN to the courthouse
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Thu July 30, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida Man decides to pull a George Zimmerman on a teenager heading to basketball practice
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
If getting naked at a drive-in and fighting with security guards is wrong, I don't wanna be right
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Mon July 27, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio: "Miss me yet?"
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Sat July 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It turns out that the new Walmart mask mandate is more of a suggestion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It turns out that the new Walmart mask mandate is more of a suggestion
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Fri July 24, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
They bring a mask, you bring a gun. That's the Florida way
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Turns out those "federal agents" the DHS has deployed into Portland could possibly be private contractors
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Wed July 22, 2020
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Iowa: a two day event attended by "hundreds" featuring "a slip-and-slide, live bands and all-night parties" results in 11 ODs, 3 sexual assaults, and a man waving a gun at cops. Doesn't sound like social distancing was observed
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
After two-month hiatus due to COVID-19, extremely cute faceoff between museum cat and museum security guard resumes. "Ken-chan had never seen him in a mask before, but that did not scare the cat away. It cuddled up to him"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Famous people aren't like you and me. They can use tacos as currency
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Rather than die for the economy, teachers are ready to quit
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Thu July 16, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
Add "Entering my own workspace while Black" to the list
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Parking Lot Patty decides to park in a space for electric cars, and gets called out for it. Her reply involved coronavirus, Grindr, and at least two bored security guards
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Security guards who slept with quarantined travellers at five star hotel where they were kept in isolation are not helping the situation in Australia
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pakistan checking in to remind us our stock market could be in far worse shape
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pakistan checking in to remind us our stock market could be in far worse shape
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If he's this cool with a knife sticking out of his skull, imagine how much fun he is at parties (pic NSFLunch)
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
With police around the nation under a spotlight for excessive use of force, the Los Angeles Sheriffs Dept. wonders, "How can we make the shooting death of a security guard more controversial?" How about a security hold on the autopsy and a curfew?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Remember, back when they were first announced, how Segway Scooters were going to change everything? EVERYTHING? THEY WERE GOING TO CHANGE IT ALL. Well, they just ended production
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Sun June 21, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
DL Hugely struggles with standing up during his stand-up, gets diagnosed with Covid-19
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
DL Hugely struggles with standing up during his stand-up, gets diagnosed with Covid-19
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
'Pretender' Burger King restaurant in Pittsburgh carries on despite losing its franchise rights. It's good to be king but fun to be a pirate
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
LASD shoot and kill a second black man in two days. This time a security guard who ran away when he saw two people point a gun at him
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
LASD shoot and kill a second black man in two days. This time a security guard who ran away when he saw two people point a gun at him
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Good news everyone Now you, too, can purchase a Black Mirror prequel prop
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Tue June 09, 2020
(KIMT 3)
 
 
 
You're going to be shocked -- shocked I say, and perhaps stunned, amazed, aghast, appalled, and astonished as well -- when you see the photograph of the man arrested for burning down the Third Precinct in Minneapolis
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
How to take part in the protests while only risking your wrist (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"I now know why my parents had to be so strict with me because we were a black family"
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Saks Fifth Avenue takes Trump's suggestion of getting some vicious dogs seriously while it surrounds its flagship Manhattan store with razor wire
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Louisiana: Praise God and pass the ammo
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Fri May 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and even Katrina brought Americans together in the solidarity of shared grief. Suddenly, Trump
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Mexico City's mayor says it will begin reopening on June 1, refuses to confirm whether a taco is a sandwich
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
It may be time for everyone to begin making their way to Nebraska or Las Vegas, as we have our first official Randall Flagg sighting
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Tue May 19, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Imagine how much bitcoin you could mine if you could capture a research supercomputer
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Mon May 18, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart has high hopes of who will play him in a biopic. Man, Sting would have been perfect
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Thu May 14, 2020
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
If you tweet, "Do I have to show the lame security guard outside of a ghetto store my Covid-19 test results? I will show him my Glock 21 shooting range results," you might not want to work for a law firm nor use your real name on social media
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Two manbabies arrested in Van Nuys after face mask altercation at a Target
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Cinco de Mayo was an unmitigated shiatshow for food delivery services. Seis de Mayo the same but for toilets
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart security guard takes down and handcuffs woman who wasn't wearing a mask, as is now required. Ironic since Wal-Mart can't get half their customers to wear pants
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things are back to normal in Georgia, if this video is any indication
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things are back to normal in Georgia, if this video is any indication
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mercenary dropped a dime on Trump
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Mon May 04, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Michigan security guard shot, killed in dispute over face mask at Family Dollar. Meanwhile, heavily armed protesters walk around capital with no shots fired. Wonder what the difference could be? Hmmmmmm
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, cruise ship crew members are still stranded at sea. Fark: 100,000 of them
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Eminem comes face-to-face with a Stan during home invasion
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tesco line jumper brought down by police
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
No shoes, No shirt, No facemask, No service
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
DropBox paid white hat hackers to find Zoom vulnerabilities, turning up dozens. Zoom took months to get around to fixing them
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Company that sells your image to the cops after violating your privacy is furious its privacy has been violated. Are tiny violins an essential service?
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