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Fri January 21, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to find on your front porch: A dead mountain lion
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Sun January 16, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The secret life of a super-recognizer. Welcome to Fark
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Sat January 15, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Other topics include pinpointing where the world is on the Biblical timeline, communicating after the power grid is destroyed and "Jesus is King & Donald Trump is the REAL president of the United States"
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Eleven alarm chemical fire currently improving Passaic, New Jersey
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Fri January 14, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Bungling Scots firebug goes to hair salon, not to get a haircut but to firebomb it, ends up getting a scorched haircut
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Oh bother
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Thu January 06, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh, deer
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Mon January 03, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eagles fans hurt in Fedex Field railing collapse complain about their stadium experience, say the WFT lied about offering them medical help. Everything in the article is completely on point for both the fans and the teams involved
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Fri December 31, 2021
(WEAU Eau Claire)
 
 
 
Hy-Vee to go Hy-Caliber
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's daughter takes to the TikkityToks to come out against him
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Thu December 30, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
A hockey game broke out at a high school basketball tournament game
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Wed December 29, 2021
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Fella not having a good time in Vegas after severed head and various body parts found in pickup truck
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Tue December 28, 2021
(YourTango)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz produces something of value?
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Sat December 18, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Spare the Rod and spoil the child
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Tue December 07, 2021
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Hong Kong is losing its business shine and appeal amid tough coronavirus restrictions. Certainly, it has nothing to do with the repressive new central government
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Sun December 05, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Massage results in unhappy ending for Mall of New Hampshire
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tampa teenage trampoline terror
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Thu December 02, 2021
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Some will say he screwed up, others will say he botched his plan. But really he just shot himself in the foot
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Wed December 01, 2021
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
A decade after Gaddafi, Libya has become Europe's Gitmo
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky if no one ends up getting shot
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Headline: "More Than $3,000 Worth Of iPhones Stolen From Store In Pennsylvania." Fark: They stole four phones
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Wed November 24, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The history of the greatest Thanksgiving tradition in America: John Madden's Turducken
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
'The two yoots copied or tried to copy every armed robbery movie out there, right down to the double-cross,' prosecutors say during hearing for two men accused of fatally shooting their 2 accomplices & armored guard
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
'The two yoots copied or tried to copy every armed robbery movie out there, right down to the double-cross,' prosecutors say during hearing for two men accused of fatally shooting their 2 accomplices & armored guard
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
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High school kid uses wrong door to exit building. Does he get: a) A warning not to do it again; b) Detention; c) Pinned against the wall and strangled by an off-duty cop with a loaded gun? Well, y'know this is Fark
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
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High school kid uses wrong door to exit building. Does he get: a) A warning not to do it again; b) Detention; c) Pinned against the wall and strangled by an off-duty cop with a loaded gun? Well, y'know this is Fark
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Sun November 14, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apple to pay employees $30 million for off-the-clock bag searches, leaving them with enough to buy approximately 12 iPhones
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(Patch)
 
 
 
The gambler was angry that day, my friends
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Can we all just agree a physical border wall is Stuck On Stupid and move on?
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Thu November 11, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia: still an FAFO kinda town. Even at the Christmas Village in Love Park
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia: still an FAFO kinda town. Even at the Christmas Village in Love Park
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Mon November 08, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
I'm sorry you died at my concert. Here is your money back
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Sun November 07, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Astroworld crowd surge investigation has taken a turn for the surreal
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Wed October 27, 2021
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
"Would you like fries with that?" "No thank you." "Well, how about a job then? Great minimum wage pay, chopped-up hours so you can't plan a second job or have a life, a tyrannical boss, and abuse by customers, what's not to love?"
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart's plea deal falls through, will face trial over the rhythm of his heart not being the only thing beaten like a drum
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart's plea deal falls through, will face trial over the rhythm of his heart not being the only thing beaten like a drum
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nice: living in a small town. Bad: jury duty on a high visibility and contentious case where everyone will know you were a juror. Farked: jurors who know the defendants, witnesses and each other
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Did you realize these celebrities were in Marvel films?
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Protip: If your drunk girlfriend struck a security guard with a can of Red Bull, you shouldn't drive to the police station to pick her up on a flat tire while highly intoxicated
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Protip: If your drunk girlfriend struck a security guard with a can of Red Bull, you shouldn't drive to the police station to pick her up on a flat tire while highly intoxicated
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Mon October 18, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Vandalism inspired by TikTok challenge forces closure of Okanagan washrooms, and official urges TikTokking kids to get a grip. "It doesn't make you a rat to protect the community that you live in"
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Shaka, when the walls fell. Donald Trump, sitting for a deposition under oath
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Sun October 10, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NYC Man gets all stabby at Apple store over mask mandate. FTFA: Police are looking for suspect wearing black mask. Wait... what?
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NYC Man gets all stabby at Apple store over mask mandate. FTFA: Police are looking for suspect wearing black mask. Wait... what?
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Thu October 07, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Investigators: NYC Mayor de Blasio misused his security detail and NYPD helped cover it up. The police will arrest themselves and the mayor will step down after his term is over
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Fri October 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Stop calling me" says guy who gave out his number at a Canadian anti-vaxx rally via megaphone
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Tue September 28, 2021
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto 1066 has begun conceptual development in Atlanta
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Man uses bow and arrow to carjack people, finds out police have upgraded to guns
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
When Dwight Schrute cosplay goes too far
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Black Google employee said he was 'escorted' off the campus by security because they didn't 'believe' he worked there. If only they had some sort of Internet search engine to--oh, wait
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The decades-in-the-making story of how we didn't do anything about airport security, then after a crisis, overreacted with a circle jerk that didn't address airport security, leading to our current state where airport security is a joke
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