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headlines found matching 'Security'
Mon July 16, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Considered Strongly Pro-NATO and a Hawk on Russia, Colonel Richard Hooker(ret.) The National Security Council's senior director for Russia, Europe and NATO was quietly axed last week, marking the first time Trump DIDN'T want a hooker around
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rejected Lucky Charms mascot Ed Sheeran wins permission to erect anti-homeless railings outside his home
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Bear takes on inflatable shark in family's backyard, will never live down the security camera footage
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Two "security experts" from the DoE left plutonium and radioactive cesium in the back seat of their rental car at a hotel in a high-crime neighborhood. Someone smashed the window and stole it. APB issued for Doc Brown and Delorean
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Pardon me boys, is this the Chattanooga pew pew
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Pardon me boys, is this the Chattanooga pew pew
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Sun July 15, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
The DHS Secretary apparently didn't get the "everything is okay here, just blame Obama" memo
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Sat July 14, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
♫ Chim chimin-ee, Chim chimin-ee, Chim chim cher-oo, a six foot long NOPE slithered in through the flue ♫
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Quick, who has the number for ACME? I need to place an order, pronto"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Pull over. No, you pull over
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ted Koppel is smarter than Roy Moore, Dick Cheney, and Sarah Palin. Combined
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
John Bolton's moustache fires the last member of the National Security Council who actually specialized in National Security. Why? Because she made Stephen Miller cry
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hold your phone in your right hand? You might just be a hacker. Now go make a GUI interface using visual basic to track the killer's IP address
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sell Mortimer, Sell No seriously, if the Commerce Secretary is finally getting out of the market, you should as well
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CEO of Northrop Grumman to step down for 'unspecified reasons' a few days after it was revealed that the defense contractor granted security clearance to a literal Nazi
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen's new lawyer says Trump may have committed impeachable offense. Subby can't wait to hear Rudy Giuliani 911 comments on this which will, most likely and hopefully, make things worse
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The suspect is described as wearing underwear on his head
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Wed July 11, 2018
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Pacman being Pacman - but not his fault this time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And now even Cohen's lawyer is throwing around the "I" word
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So aside from being loyal allies, creating jobs for American workers, helping to guarantee global freedom and security, and coming to our aid after 9/11, what have those European freeloaders ever done for the U.S.?
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Tue July 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Americans are sick and tired of passwords and security questions
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Mon July 09, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
India introduces a Cobra Motorcycle which will make you run 0-60 in 5 seconds
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Giuliani: here, let me help you make your obstruction case, Mr. Mueller
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Avett Brothers cancel concert due to an overeager out of state cop wuth gun
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Social Security benefits? Don't count on it
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Unpatched HP enterprise servers are easily broken into by imitating the Fonz when requesting connection. The vulnerability is "somewhat similar to the infamous 'press Backspace 28 times to bypass the Linux login screen' bug"
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Fri July 06, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Loud New Yorker gets into a fight at a Vegas restaurant, and inducted into UFC hall of fame in the same week
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if Fox News discovered a video of Andy Dick sexually assaulting Ivanka Trump on Jimmy Kimmel's show?
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox Business wants to see Russia sanctions lifted
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Mon July 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Shark plays the pull my finger game with completely different results
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
I'm Eric rushes oncoming traffic to flag down an ambulance to help an ailing woman. That's actually quite decent of him
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(Kim Komando Show)
 
 
 
All Day I Dream About Security
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Another night in Portland right here
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Fri June 29, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Animal rescuers free a squirrel that was stuck in dumpster drain. Drew gives them TotalFark for a year
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Usually sentencing happens pretty quickly after a guilty plea. For Michael Flynn it's going to be more than nine months for some strange reason that nobody seems to be discussing
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(Potassium Argon)
 
 
 
No, Scarlett Johansson did not audition to date Tom Cruise, nor did she use dendrochronology
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russian hackers have attacked the Red Hen. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Daily News Journal)
 
 
 
11 cats safe after fireworks detonate inside house in what was - according to the cats - clearly intended as a warm-up to the most diabolical ever wet-nose woofday next week (w/security video)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hooker cited for DUI. I thought they were supposed to walk
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Tue June 26, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Ah, Jury Duty. Arrive early. Bring a book. Leave the meth and cocaine at home
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Mon June 25, 2018
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Your craziest story of banging on a futon pales in comparison to this Indiana kid's
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Aircraft makes illegal beach landing and pilot evades local authorities on foot. Authorities express concern that this could lead to another useless side plot in the next Star Wars movie
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pro-Mueller ad runs on 'Fox and Friends', knowing Trump would see it. Difficulty: Placed there by Republican group
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
The "Avengers: Infinity War" cast were only told the film's ending on the day it was shot, while in a van. No word if they were down by the river at the time. [SPOILERS]
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Drug smuggler caught because the drug-sniffing dog had a breast fixation
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
We may never know if androids dream about electric sheep but apparently Alexa dreams about everyone dying. And then the murders began
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Smartphone vendors and automakers propose global standard to allow you to unlock your car with your smartphone, because ... because .. because ... Tesla. And you can share your "car key" with trusted friends because ... it's cool
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Fri June 22, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It was just like that famous scene from Say Anything. But instead of Ione Skye, it was Kirstjen Nielsen's home, and instead of Peter Gabriel, it was the sound of crying children being held in concentration camps
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roger Stone: "Yeah, I'm probably farked now"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
You can spend decades working as an expert in national security, but defend concentration camps for kids just once and you'll forever be known as the She-Wolf of the DHS
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Mon June 18, 2018
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Claiming Social Security payments too late could be costly because either you or it could expire prematurely
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Commandant Nielsen: We do not apologize for breaking up families, in fact how do we know these even are families? Perhaps these aren't children but very short criminals like in that Bugs Bunny cartoon
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Looks like the White House job fair will have yet another opening to fill
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Smart Lock Manufacturer: Our new state-of-the-art lock is unbreakable. End Users: Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'unbreakable' that we weren't previously aware of
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's our first look at Gal Gadot in her glorious '80s style Wonder Woman outfit and I could post my Social Security number here now without any worries and man, do the Mets suck, oh and I'm thinking of ordering a pizza for lunch, who's with me?
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists use eye tracking and fMRI to confirm that we don't even fully perceive security warnings before clicking past them. Same goes for Fark links with headlines about celebrities in various states of undress
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Sorry millennials, just because Congress is able to save Social Security and Medicare for your future well-being doesn't mean they're going to
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani announces that Mueller interviewing Trump is officially off the table due to the IG report. Yes, the same IG report that showed no political bias and did nothing to back up Trump's claims of improprieties
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey everybody, Trump's in charge. Time to make money off of torturing crying children. Maybe we'll even whore some of them out. Yaaaaaay Jesus
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Thu June 14, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC's coolest intern creates bring your grenade to work day
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Microsoft announced the end of "forum support" for Windows 7, Windows 8.1, Windows RT, Microsoft Security Essentials, Internet Explorer 10, Office 2010, Office 2013, Surface Pro, Surface Pro 2, Surface RT, Surface 2, Microsoft Band and The Zune
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sandhill Cranes appear to dance in sync with Ed Sheeran song. More likely they were having seizures
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
27 & Arrested
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Face eating leopard seeks help for his injured face
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article claims "wealth won't solve all your problems". Maybe, but it would certainly solve the 'being poor' problem
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Fark's Favorite Fabricator Flees Fiasco
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Russia hit with "very harsh" sanctions for using submarines to compromise our cybersecurity. Did we blow up their submarine base? No, we sent stern letters to 3 people and fined them 12 kopeks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man at a bar was asked to tuck his chain or leave. No word on whether Deebo was in the area
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Fri June 08, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dept. of Justice seizes email and phone records of NY Times journalist. Ctrl-F: "warrant" not found
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why did the turtle cross the road? Because Police Officer Sharnise Hawkins-Graham
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most uninhabitable places on Earth, ranging from a town with a mine fire to a security site in the desert
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's time once again to open the Social Security lockbox. Hey, the only thing in here is some jelly beans and this betamax cassette labeled "Police Squad"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Loose pig causes drama on Dallas highway. Jerry Jones was safely returned to the Ranch
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Government researchers say it's only a matter of time before there's a cyberattack on an airplane inflight resulting in a catastrophic disaster, so have a nice trip this summer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mad Dog" Mattis rolls over, backs up President Trump's assertion that a trade war with Canada, Mexico, and the EU is justified by national security concerns. Who's a good boy?
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
MyHeritage adds 'A history of being pwn3d by hackers' to 93 million user accounts
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Hugh Dane, Hank the Security Guard on 'The Office,' has transferred to the great Dunder Mifflin branch in the sky. Hopefully he'll finally get a chair with lumbar support
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
National Security Council contractor given White House access for more than two weeks after warrant issued for attempted first-degree murder. THE BEST PEOPLE
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Tue June 05, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Wawa.You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House Economics Adviser says Canada is completely overreacting to tariffs imposed on the country after being labeled a threat to US national security
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Sat June 02, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Pentagon to take over handling security clearance checks. Nothing to see here, citizen, move along
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Social Security: Dead? No problem - your check is in the mail
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Officials in districts that are expected to be the closest races in the country are concerned about the security of their outdated and paperless voting machines; but the manufacturer insists that once they're upgraded to Windows ME, they'll be fine
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And you thought YOU graduated college with a hefty bill
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazon claims "unlikely" string of events led to Echo's recording of family's private chat and sending it to random person
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
List of the 10 worst states for social security income is chock full of advice for boosting your payouts, such as "Simply make more money before you retire" and "Get the hell out of Louisiana"
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You mean filling your home with devices that are always listening might be a privacy invasion? You don't say
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Moby compares Morrissey to a "weird drunk uncle." This is a fight we needed
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Israeli prison authorities gently extract six smuggled cellphones from inside a newly arrested security prisoner
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Wed May 23, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mueller's team tells court it is ready for PapaSmurfuffalos sentencing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you have a couple of hundreds of thousands of dollars and want some sweet top secret intelligence, good news, Jared Kushner got his security clearance restored today
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman has to check reCAPTCHA form to prove she's human. News: In person. At a car dealership. "The dealership confirmed it would sell a car to a robot, so long as it had a social security number an ID"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
You've made some interesting choices in life if police searching for you for an attempted burglary find you face down and naked on a bridge in Arkansas
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Because they get in the way of his calls to Pootie babie
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China may beef up Beijing airport security to control nutty K-Pop devotees. "Besides the possible offence of disrupting the social order, the unruly fans might also have broken personal privacy laws in obtaining details about their idols' movements"
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Attention, Microsoft users who regularly rely on Flash, Silverlight, and Shockwave controls in their Office 365 documents to make them more lively: Starting this September, the party is over
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man strolling through park in DC with his baby stopped by police. Guess why
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ice Cube's business partner reveals that Qatari officials not only bragged about bribing American political figures, like then National Security Adviser Michael Flynn, but also tried to bribe Steve Bannon and were angry when he turned them down
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White house is completely cool with North Korea blowing up their meeting, in fact they expected it. They would have been disappointed if they hadn't
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Tue May 15, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Move along folks nothing to see here. And by move along I mean get the hell out of the way of this idiot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ecuador discovered to be assisting therapist in their embassy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump sends a message to American Muslims on the first day of Ramadan, and shockingly, it ISN'T just a paper with the letters GTFO printed on it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
During a gold rush the people selling picks and shovels are the ones who get rich
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hey, look, Trump has to dispatch more Marines trained in embassy security to the US embassies in the Middle East
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Dear Oakland A's, when you come to Canada to play the Toronto Blue Jays, please tell Bruce Maxwell that he can't enter the country. Thanks, Canada Immigration and Border Security
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Mon May 14, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
This person asked Siri, Alexa, and Google if they are spying on him. Answers are pretty much predictable
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Sun May 13, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Old and busted: how many horses you have under your hood. New Hotness: how many rats you have under your hood
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Sat May 12, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jogging + Juggling = Joggling
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Senior center is closed. The moose out front shoulda' told you"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As a consequence of leaving the deal with Iran, US intel agencies fear increased cyber attacks from that country. Good thing John Bolton fired the white house cybersecurity chief last week then, right guys?
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Time to reset your stopwatches
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Thu May 10, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian brown enough to be a terrorist asked by TSA to remove turban at airport security checkpoint later discovered to be a cabinet minister in the Canadian government
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here's a story about GOP megadonor, Beau Bridges doppelganger, and Cohen fall guy, Elliot Broidy, operating an illegal private security company in Florida, because why the hell not at this point?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National Security Advisor: "If we eliminate the cybersecurity job, we don't have to worry about cybersecurity anymore"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
About 400 Drupal websites have been infected with crypto-currency malware that puts a real drag on servers
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Experts: Hackers broke into Alaska's election system in 2016. Government: No biggie
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You know Jimmy Kimmel is serious when he pulls out the chalkboard to analyze the Giuliani interview
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pro-Kremlin Cossacks and Hells Angels to provide security at upcoming World Cup
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Beatlemaniac lawyer contacts Tokyo police, requesting release of all 35 minutes of security footage from Fab Four's visit to Nippon Budokan in 1966 on grounds of historical interest. He just won't let it be
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Fri May 04, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Security cameras capture handcuffed man throwing himself off second floor of courthouse. Props to deputy who leaps from behind desk and almost catches him. Almost
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Freediver misses out on world record, going to attempt again, Subby isn't holding his breath though
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump's crack legal team are at an extreme disadvantage when trying to negotiate with Mueller because some of what Mueller is investigating is highly classified, and the only member of Trump's team with a security clearance quit two months ago
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Anand Tech)
 
 
 
April updates bring May downloads
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Head of Scott Pruitt's 30-man security detail and TOTALLY legitimate businessman Pasquale "Nino" Perrotta, has decided to step down from his position ahead of an expected grilling by the House Oversight Committee
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Telegram is now banned in Iran, no word on camels and buggies
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Tennessee Homeland Security takes aim at protesters during Nazi rallies, saying the White Supremacists "typically aren't the issue"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman in short-shorts distracts security guard in burglary. Dodge Charger later jumps over ravine as Dixie horn plays
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Sun April 29, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Bolton ... you're not helping
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Looks like World War 3 won't start along the India-China border after all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Leeroy Jenkins threatens government shutdown just before midterms if border security isn't funded. DO IT
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Thu April 26, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Comrade Stein refuses to turn over campaign documents to Senate Russia Investigation. Those letters to Putin must be very steamy
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Suspicious cat like typing detected
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pruitt's head of security previously worked for AMI, who owns the National Enquirer, which paid off porn stars for silence, because they couldn't resist the golden cheeto. I'm sorry, but with all this vomit in my mouth, I forgot the punch line
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Idiot on the field at Yankee Stadium gets dumptrucked by security, idiots in the stands capture it on vertical video
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Home Depot has many clocks for your choosing, but this Home Depot in Dallas has one clock you can reset
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Tue April 24, 2018
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Company that sells iPhone passcode cracking device to law enforcement for tens of thousands of dollars gets its own comeuppance
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Mon April 23, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when Republicans were upset about Hillary Clinton using an unsecured phone?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: " I have instructed the Secretary of Homeland Security not to let these large Caravans of people into our Country," DHS: *rolls eyes* Sure thing, boss, we won't let these completely non-existent caravans in, you can count on us
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Sun April 22, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Belly gets punched in the belly a bunch of times at Coachella, thanks his lucky stars he didn't call himself Testeez
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Fri April 20, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against CNBC TV crew accused of smuggling fake bomb through Newark airport security because it wasn't a fake bomb and they weren't smuggling it
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Congress: "We already pay money to go through airport security faster, so why not have the same for the internet?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
H. R. McMaster's dad "fell," "hit his head," was "put in a chair," and "died under suspicious circumstances." If you have free space, that's a bingo
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(UPI)
 
 
 
911: What's the nature of your emergency. Caller: Help, there's a possum in my bedroom
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Wed April 18, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro loses bid to be housed in a minimum security prison and instead gets to play with the big boys
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Researchers find people with implanted neurostimulators are vulnerable to wireless attacks. Subby has three words for potential victims: Tin foil hat
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Anyone remember the first hour of BSG when the equipment all switched off when the war started? Well, you maaaaaay want to have off line back ups of everything
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's national security aide steps down, having lasted a record 0.2 Scaramuccis
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with Nigerian Prince at White House. Hopefully he'll bring that huge inheritance that he wants to split with Trump if Trump will front him half
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Sat April 14, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
In light of the recent scandals and growing concerns involving data privacy, Yahoo would like you to know it doesn't give a crap about your privacy and is harvesting everything, including your personal email
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Wed April 11, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Federal authorities in Atlanta said they seized 500 pounds of meth concealed inside wax Disney character figurines which may explain Donald Duck's anger issues
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just someone with a nightly TV show and sometimes the ear of the President asking if the state security apparatus needs to be "purged" of those disloyal to our leader for the good of the country
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Tue April 10, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Target shoplifter walks off with a security system. Police have narrowed suspects to those that had rain on their wedding day
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver blasts Pruitt over size of his security detail to places like Disneyland: "Even Mickey and Minnie Mouse would tell him to go fark himself"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EPA Spokesman: Pruitt spending $3 million on his security detail is justified because of the "unprecedented number of threats made against him". WaPo and Buzzfeed: Here's a FOIA request, let's see those threats. EPA: No records of any threats found
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out living in Trump Tower is like living in the Hotel California
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
What happens when an EF3 tornado rips across a college campus full of security cameras
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember: Every mistake makes you wiser, stronger and less likely to get a security clearance
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
New poll says adults nearing retirement worry most about Social Security. Along with the fact they have $12 in their 401(k), will have no healthcare, and their kids will still be living at home
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
EPA officials say there have been an "unprecedented" number of death threats made against Scott Pruitt ... and those were just from EPA employees
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
John Kelly was so fed up with Trump he threatened to quit, but then he realized just how the country would be even more screwed
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Sat April 07, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Roger Stone says he was poisoned with polonium in a false-flag attempt to smear Russia. Poor, poor Russia. Always being picked on by the Deep State
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security wants to keep a list of journalists and "media influencers." Subby wonders if his number of approved posts counts
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The head of Scott Pruitt's security detail was fired after telling his boss he couldn't turn on the lights and sirens just to create his own personal oligarch lane through D.C. traffic
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor storms UFC press conference, attacked bus after being stripped of his lightweight title. Then things get weird
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Wed April 04, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's the go-home show for Takeover: New Orleans. We get Strong Dunne vs the AOP in the finals of the Dusty Rhodes Classic and a HOSS FIGHT between Lars Sullivan and Killian Dain. And what's the plan for the tag titles? NXT starts at 8 on the Network
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump thinks of the military as a toy - makes sense since he has a child's mentality. It's why his doctor is running the VA, his caddy is his close advisor, and his son-in-law is his Middle East guy. It's how a child imagines being President
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Tue April 03, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's a good thing that everyone in the current administration follows the best practices for cellphone security
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Police: Man hits officer with potato chips after being told to stop riding carts at store
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Out, damned SPOT. Out into the NYSE I say
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Mon April 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Netflix is recruiting couch potatoes
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: your cunning plan of wearing masks while robbing a store only works if you put your masks on before going in front of security cameras
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NSA leaker Reality Winner's lawyers: We want to subpoena the records of all the top US cyber-security firms to find out what they know about Russian intrusions into US election systems. Federal prosecutors *flopsweat*: why would you need THAT?
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Sun April 01, 2018
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Just remember, Disney is the happiest place on earth. Unless you're 24 weeks pregnant and get thrown off their cruise ship, and raise your voice. Then, you meet Disney security, who apparently are armed with M4's for some reason
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Company lays off 220 workers to save $34 million a year. Oh, Snap
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Fri March 30, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Jeez, can't a guy take a nap in his favorite lobbyist's condo without his security detail breaking down the door at taxpayer expense?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt doesn't just fly his security detail in first class, he also took them on multiple vacations including a trip to Disneyland
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
70% of Boomers are confident they can live solely off Social Security if they deplete their own savings
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Thu March 29, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New National Security Adviser John Bolton to North Korea's Kim Jung Un: You know, you should really give up your nuclear weapons, just like Libya did under Qaddafi, you know, right before we helped to overthrow him
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens pens passionate plea to repeal the Second Amendment
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
AMD states that security flaw disclosed 24 hours after discovery which requires local admin access to exploit and also affects Intel motherboards using ASMedia chips will be fixed soon. No word on when Intel plans to fix their versions of the flaw
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Perhaps we should be thankful we only ended up with John Bolton as the new National Security Adviser. We could have ended up with Oliver North or Geraldo Rivera or that dingbat from SNL who did handstands
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Old and busted: the president probably wouldn't pass a background check for security clearance. New hotne--oh, wait. This is actually a repeat from 2009
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Sun March 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
According to Trump BFF Chris Ruddy, the President, who is on his 3rd national security adviser, 2nd Secretary of State, and 4th Comm Director in 14 months is "perplexed" by reports the White House is in "chaos" and thinks it's a "well oiled machine"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Santorum after watching the march: Kids should learn CPR rather than look to someone else to solve their problems. Stay frothy Rick, stay frothy
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Sat March 24, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Exiled Keebler elf demanding that Congress pass laws banning strong encryption
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Exiled Keebler elf demanding that Congress pass laws banning strong encryption
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
National Security Adviser John Bolton has declared his first war and it's against the entire staff of the National Security Council. Like fish in a barrel
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Congress gives itself bonus in spending bill. Only fair because they regularly try to bone us
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Trump's new National Security Advisor chairs a group infamous for its role in publishing fake news and spreading hate about Muslims. I mean, at this point, what else did you expect?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"{Cambridge Analytica Whistle-blower} Wylie says that Bolton's PAC was alarmed by polling trends showing that more and more Americans viewed war unfavorably - and it wanted to construct an advertising campaign aimed at reversing those views"
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Thu March 22, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
National Security Adviser replaced by angry walrus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Zinke brought his full security detail with him on vacation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Zinke brought his full security detail with him on vacation
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Gorillas in the Mist. New hotness: Opossums under the Hood
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You remember when those 11 Turkish security agents beat the hell out of protesters in Washington DC? Yeah, neither do federal prosecutors
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Thinking about which state to retire to? These states don't tax Social Security benefits
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
CEO pay is soaring. Hope you enjoyed your hot cocoa sampler box
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I promise to protect your eggs," farmer Zuckerberg said to his chickens
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Woman asks if she can get fries with her breakfast sandwich at jail security booth, gets arrested
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Company filings show that Trump-affiliated data-mining firm Cambridge Analytica has a link to a Chinese security and logistics company run by Erik Prince, the former mercenary who founded private military company Blackwater
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Mon March 19, 2018
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
RickRolling for science and national security
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