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headlines found matching 'Security'
Mon May 23, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle tackler says he didn't find him funny
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
If you give the keys to your $500,000 McLaren to a parking valet, make sure they actually are a parking valet
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
There are only "10 weeks of global consumption sitting in inventory around the world"
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Bank employs a dick move in response to ransomware gang
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
You will not win your unfair dismissal case if, while guarding millions in clients' assets, you fall asleep on the job
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Stealing a Pride flag is not a hate crime as long as you don't "degrade, disrespect, or make any hateful actions or gestures toward the flag," on the security video that catches you stealing the flag
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While MI6 issues licenses to kill, MI5 can only manage licenses for domestic abuse
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twerking class heroes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The interloper danced, waved and made weak attempts to cheerlead. He evaded a diving grab as he ran toward the pitcher's mound and then home plate, where he was eventually corralled at American Family Field"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
GOP nominee for PA governor Doug Mastriano: "To ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society"
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Perhaps Carrie attended their prom this year?
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(Dark Reading)
 
 
 
We suggest you power down, smash it into tiny bits, and place it in a lead box
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Dominionist mayor "rethinking" his decision to hire a city spiritual advisor and turn a government office into a prayer room after Satanists requested to book equal time in the room to perform a satanic blessing. Difficulty: Not America
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Subby thought Zero Trust meant not trusting the wine in front of you OR the wine in front of the man in black, but apparently it doesn't and this article dizzied his intellect
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Official Afghanistan Watchdog group releases report examining the reasons -- and who's to blame -- for the spectacular collapse of Afghanistan's security forces. TL;DR: BSAB
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Im in UR base model 3 killin it wid Bluet00thz
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Majority of Texans believe the state is heading in the wrong direction, for all the wrong reasons. Holding their governor accountable for hundreds dying in a freeze, and a $9 billion economic hit after a failed border security stunt not an option
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Intercepted calls back home from Russian soldiers fighting near Zaporizhzhia show they are terrified of all the western weapons the Ukrainians are deploying, particularly the Bayraktar drones. Wait until they find out about the Dementors
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
If you filed a worker's compensation claim in Texas, it was not only likely denied, but now your information was stolen from a data breach with the Texas Department of Insurance
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Fri May 13, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to go through JFK Airport with nine boxes of ammunition. No word on how long she was held up with arguments on whether they were clips or magazines
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Germany finds hundreds of Nazi-linked staff in security agencies. And no, a 'Nazi-linked staff' is not a long pole covered in swastika chains
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(White House)
 
 
 
Senate confirms Adm. Linda Fagan as first-ever woman chief of a U.S. military service
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Putin's WWII speed run continues on schedule as Russia starts forcedly relocating Ukrainians to 'filtration camps' for 'processing'
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lady who miscarried after the Astroworld mess sues Travis Scott and everyone else involved for wrongful death. And since it was in Texas, presumably the state will charge them with murder, too
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Wed May 11, 2022
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Those pesky Decepticons *shakes tiny fist*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
BYO lunch, and gin
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Mon May 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well gee, I can't imagine why you would need to increase security around SCOTUS justices and their families. It's not like they're about to hand down a ruling that would deny the rights of half the people in this country overnight or anything
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that you're all geezers ready for the dust bin, here are 5 things Millennials should know about Social Security
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan is upset that the FBI may revoke the security clearances of January 6 terrorists
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Woman tackled at UFC 274 trying to climb into octagon. Usually these things at these events are self-correcting
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Sat May 07, 2022
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Gov. Abbott's border security inspection campaign stunt is STILL costing Texans and the nation, with losses estimates in the billions of dollars. Some produce companies may not make a profit for years, either. All that for ZERO drugs seized
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ukraine says its security services just rounded up 11 snipers in a special operation. How did they not see that coming? No, seriously, with those huge scopes and everything, how did they sneak up on those guys and take them alive?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'Hit of the year': Shirtless rugby streaker absolutely flattened by security guard
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Thu May 05, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Investigation into Supreme Court leak to be led by Supreme Court Marshal Curley, to the great surprise of Subby who thought Moe was in charge
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Wed May 04, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Well, he's not Bill Murray giving everyone tequila, but Rod Stewart isn't that bad as a spare bartender
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will Smith wannabe apprehended at last night's Dave Chappelle concert
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Tue May 03, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Baseball's newest phenomenon: Sons of idiots, on the field. Or, idiots whose sons are on the field. Whatever it is, it's stupid
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Tell us your company is unfamiliar with infamous online imagery without telling us your company is unfamiliar with infamous online imagery
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't forget these are manly men, patriots if you will
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Thu April 28, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Central African Republic makes Bitcoin official currency. Yes, 96% of the population has no access to it... but then again, they probably didn't have any access to the previous currency either
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Today in alternate universe news: Kremlin says Western involvement in the Ukraine war 'threatens security' of Europe
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you type Google into Google, it will not only break the internet, but also reveal a critical Chrome vulnerability which you'll need to patch right away
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Federal judge denies motion by Elon Musk to terminate consent decree requiring a "Twitter Sitter" to vet his tweets. #buyersremorse
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Five reasons why landlines are better than cellular phones. Six, if you add exercising your arm on their hand crank
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The U.N. sends an early signal that Russia's days on the Security Council as a permanent member may be numbered
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Guy who liked to cosplay being a Homeland Security agent winds up behind bars after the neighbors shoot his federal K-9, who was being cosplayed by a fox
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Orange menace worried about dangerous fruit
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Tue April 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Almost as brilliant a strategic move as scheduling a tank invasion during mud season, Putin threatens to cut off Poland's gas supplies as soon as it gets warm. Truly, a master strategist
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Madison Cawthorn tries to go through airport security with a loaded pistol. Not a repeat from last year
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Sun April 24, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you show up 30 minutes before the plane is scheduled to leave, and you only have 15 minutes to get through security, whose fault is it really if you don't make your flight in time?
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Hey, guy with gun hanging around your neck, ingesting "chalky white substance," what are you gonna do now?
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Sat April 23, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
These two though they were pretty slick, until they got caugh
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Bug in encryption code can let bad guys forge TLS signatures, 2-factor authentication, and so on. But don't worry, it only affects things that use Java
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden brings in the big guns to help Ukraine
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott increasing inspections of commercial trucks entering from Mexico found zero drugs, migrants, but costs the citizens of Texas $4.2 billion
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Zero, nada, nil, big old goose egg
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
More than 100 models of Lenovo notebooks vulnerable to UEFI hacking
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada to send heavy artillery to Ukraine, make Russia the sorry ones for a change
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Mon April 18, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Shields up. Red alert. All cyber defenders to the bridge
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Sat April 16, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
Hero
 
Kristina Anderson started The Koshko Foundation to try to prevent shootings like the one at Virginia Tech on April 16, 2007, which claimed the lives of 32 people and wounded 17 more, including her
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cocaine on plane should have been flushed down drain
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark's not on the same grid as a nuclear site or anything is it? Asking for a comrade
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Supermarket employee finds 'saucy' tomato that looks like a lady's genitalia while doing quality control, determines it 'too rude' to sell the cheeky fruit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Security cameras in the Brooklyn subway station where yesterday's attack took place were malfunctioning because of course they were
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Nice: Canadiens' Nick Suzuki tosses a puck to kid. Oops: Kid catches puck with face, splits lip open. Nicer: Suzuki presents his stick to crying kid. FARK: Security immediately deems stick a 'weapon.' Unlikely: 'We did not FORCE the kid to leave.'
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Mon April 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
At least he left his gun at home
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Sun April 10, 2022
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Well geez, whaddaya know, Gov. Abbottoir's "Treat Everyone Like a Criminal" border vehicle inspection decree is backfiring spectacularly. It's almost like his reelection campaign stunts are having the exact opposite effect for some unknown reason
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man steals $600,000 in cryptocurrency while installing security system at elderly person's house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Robbery at Georgia shooting range. 3 dead, at least 40 guns stolen. If only there had been a good guy with a gun present
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
American Airlines celebrates two years of cancellations, bailouts, and stock buy-backs by becoming American Buslines
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ukraine President Zelensky tells United Nations Security Council: Deal with Russia -- or GTFO
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Mon April 04, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
If you lost a Peacock in Mount Lebanon, PA recently, the police have it. And they have questions
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Sun April 03, 2022
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
A ceremony involving the seven keys to rule them all, and also the seven backups
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
IOS users: 15.4.1 is important, install it immediately. And yes, this is a repeat from every previous update
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Thu March 31, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
After having an inside security problem, Ubiquiti shoots the messenger. Fark: Brian Krebs
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man has been living in the Beijing International Airport for 14 years to get away from his nagging family just so he can smoke cigarettes and drink booze
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Tue March 29, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
Kremlin, who won't take U.S. generals phone calls: The U.S. has to talk to us sooner or later
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Mon March 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's the difference between Credit Suisse Bank and a heavy metal band? When the heavy metal band shreds, the US House Subcommittee on National Security doesn't ask for an investigation. OK, maybe they do, but only about the Satanic overtones
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
43 years ago the Three Mile Island nuke plant was exposed to a Pepsi Syndrome
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia plans a 'Korean scenario' for Ukraine, Intelligence chief claims, possibly by storming out of a Security Council so the rest of the world can plan a United Nations response
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Day 33 of WW3: Zelensky says Ukraine can be neutral and non-nuclear but wants security guarantees, Putin now plans to split the country, and Biden walks back his regime change remarks. It's your Monday Ukraine War thread
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Sun March 27, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Guard attacked with shiv in Portland prison. Excuse me, did I say "prison"? I meant coffee shop
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Sat March 26, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Well...bye
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
F1: OH NOES THERE IS SOME RAIN CANCEL THE RACE Also F1: The missile attack 20 miles from the track? It's totally safe. We will not cancel the race
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Thu March 24, 2022
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Spiffy new high tech weapons detection system installed in schools in the only country in the world where this is necessary
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Cybersecurity researchers investigating the Lapsus$ hacks traced them to a 16-year-old living at home in England. The motivation is unclear, but some believe the group is motivated by money and notoriety. Basically TikTok
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Let's not focus on the negative; MOST of the schoolchildren came back from the zoo field trip
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Wed March 23, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Have a data breach, Have a KitKat
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Tue March 22, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
We investigated ourselves, and... ...found that our approach to tackling corruption is "fundamentally flawed". Huh. Well that's different
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
School security officer complains the school district wasn't recognizing "an incident" put a heavy burden on his family after he was put on paid leave. Said incident being kneeling on a child's neck to subdue her, which was caught on camera
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Mon March 21, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meta turns Merde
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russia announces a job opening for commander of the Kostroma Airborne Regiment
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Thu March 17, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida refrigerator repair man steals $30K worth of turtles right in front of a security camera, jailarty ensues
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(EU Observer)
 
 
 
Russia expelled from the Council of Europe and the little dicks find it sad but necessary...er sorry, that's Tiny Kox, the council's president who found it sad but necessary, not the council members
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Looks like some of the Texas National Guard are a bit upset they're being used as free security for some of the wealthiest ranches in the state
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
On the REAL Season №8 premiere of The Flash (since last week was his future kids), Caitlin has an outing with Mark and Snow, while Barry and Kramer deal with a CCPD "Lockdown" on Ep.№2 at 8 ㏘ EDT (yes, "D" Maybe permanently) on The CW (Kung Fu @ 9)
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Tue March 15, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Cyber criminals start picking sides in the Ukraine war, some refusing to take Russian work anymore
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nothing was stolen
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nothing was stolen
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Crosswalks in Crystal City, VA now giving people cybersecurity advice
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead makes its final stand against all that is good and pure about humanity
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
In yet another amazing coincidence, shortly after Trump's election, the U.S. intelligence community was suddenly flooded with unqualified racist morons with criminal records who inexplicably received security clearances
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Fri March 11, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The United States will designate Colombia as a major non-NATO ally. Get the FARC out of here
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Putin's special security force raided various offices of the FSB after those FSB letters leaked out. Vlad sounds scared....allegedly
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
20,000 foreign volunteers have shown up to fight for Ukraine. 100 of them are from the US. Freedom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grimes reveals Elon Musk keeps their family in extreme poverty and "donates" everything to his dream of moving to Mars
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Thu March 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Household wealth tops $150 trillion for the first time, or $100 adjusted for inflation
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leased Russian airliners avoiding the repo man thanks to Putin, and the fact that those leases are bundled together in tranches as a bond and a form of (ABS) asset-backed-security that is sold in the market to investors--hey, this sounds familiar
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New York City announces that it will stop seizing the social security checks being issued to children in foster care. Fark: Which is apparently something child welfare agencies all over the country have been doing routinely
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google123
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Mon March 07, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The US assures nervous Baltics of NATO protection despite being the cheapest on the board and lack of houses and hotels
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Sun March 06, 2022
(Inc)
 
 
 
Fark you, I don't need a "thank you". I need money, work life balance, money, job security, and money
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Sat March 05, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russians are encroaching on the city. - stop. But we are holding our own and doing okay. - stop. PS: Telegrams make for rock-solid communication but are lousy for porn. - stop
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Thu March 03, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House to security clearance applicants: smoking weed is no longer going to cost you a clearance. However INVESTING in Weed selling businesses, might
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
White House press briefing on WWIII. Topics including memes of the latest failures and embarrassments, wallpapering with Rubles, and dumb unrelated questions from Fox (Live 1PM ET)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton's ex-CEO peddles a pile of stock to Michael Dell
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
# 1 Florida Man unmasked as child harasser for going after high school kids in masks. School superintendent thanks kids for acting more adult than Governor
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Wed March 02, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Great Value Penguin's bodyguard cuts Jan. 6 plea deal with feds
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Admit it, you'd also choose to be drunk if you had to fly for JetBlue
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News "national security expert": The war in Ukraine is basically over. Russian troops are about to annihilate Ukraine's defenders, so they should lay down their arms and surrender to Putin. Russian State TV likes this...a lot
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(Visual Capitalist)
 
 
 
The 50 minerals critical to U.S. security. Check this list periodically for updates
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Tue March 01, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
This story involves a Waffle House and a machete... must be in Florida
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Drunken late night arguments, security breaking up fights, tough typing while showing that you are carrying a keyboard, the Politics tab on a Tuesday night? Yes, my friend, this is the 2022 State of the Union address. (Live 9 PM EST)
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Drunken late night arguments, security breaking up fights, tough talking while showing that you are carrying a gun, a Florida bar on a Friday night? No my friend this is the Missouri Senate floor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Possible active shooter at the nuke plant. Employees advised to "run, hide, fight" . "Cry, pee pants, faint" not advised
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Mon February 28, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
How to earn extra cash as a cop. Work overtime, rob casinos, moonlight as private security...wait, go back one
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Either this is a mistake or I've been confusing pilates with something else (not safe for work)
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Sat February 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shiat just got real: The FCC has launched a probe into media and telecom companies with Russian ownership ties. In other news, Tucker Carlson now supports Ukraine
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Humpback whales no longer on endangered list; transparent aluminium inventor, nuclear wessel security officers, double dumb-ass taxi drivers despondent
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin awakens sleeping giant
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russia declares that it gets to dictate Sweden and Finland's national security policy
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Thu February 24, 2022
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Are you a Boomer who enjoys your social security? You might not want to read about 'Ol Treepuncher's 'Contract with America' that destroys Social Security to 'incentivize' elderly to work
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
UN Security Council is meeting again to discuss Vlad's new western veranda. Expect a lot of red eyes and coffee cups. (Noon EST)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ukraine appears to be moving to have Russia removed from the UN Security Council on the justification that Russia isn't the USSR and isn't entitled to the USSR's seat
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
Boobies
 
City Council revokes strip clubs mercantile license after customer's death. No he wasn't killed by flailing boobies or an errant g-string or a too enthusiastic lap dance
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
AI's assault on facial ID security pretty much leaves you with 'intra-mattress banking' as a safe option for your money
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Security researcher finds a way to clone Apple Airtags. The clones rotate through 2,000 keys to bypass the 'you're being followed by an Airtag' warning
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Today is a good day for everyone to ask Donald Trump and the GOP about the stolen classified national security documents found at Mar-a-Lago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a clear case of Blinkenship, US calls off meeting with Russian foreign minister
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Donuts now being served at Petco Park
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Missouri State Highway Patrol spends 175 hours investigating to find out that, as expected, the governor is indeed an idiot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cardi B has weighed in on the Ukraine/Russia crisis. Now awaiting word on Omarion's view
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
The one good thing to come out of last night's emergency UN Security Council meeting was the ambassador from Kenya
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan wanted to make sure everyone was doing a prefect job, even a security guard
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Putin's security council meeting looks more like people waiting in a train station
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Sun February 20, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Aquaman is finally useful, bounces rowdy drunkard at NY bar
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Sat February 19, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
One of theirs brings a textbook, you bring a gun. That's the parent-teacher conference way
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
One of theirs brings a textbook, you bring a gun. That's the parent-teacher conference way
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(Western Mass News)
 
 
 
There's no use stabbing over spilt milk
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to control an election: Part IX. Control the only possible source of allowable ballots
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Shields up, Mr. Worf
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Fri February 18, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Harry Windsor's private security team has "jurisdiction" and "access to intelligence" here in the USA but not in the UK
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Thu February 17, 2022
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Google introduces a way to make your useless old Mac even more useless
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 select committee issues subpoena for the phone records of Alex Jones' security guard
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Maybe hire some extra security, Kim, because that is definitely a truckload of red flags
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(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
Despite a large drop in air travel, TSA agents have seized a record number of guns at security checkpoints. But rest assured, only 86% of them were loaded. Some non-freedom loving people have a problem with this and are calling for large fines
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: Inmate kills another inmate. News: after telling officials he was going to kill and begging to be moved to higher security but was denied. WTFark: Inmate kills the guy, guards don't notice so he kills a 2nd inmate and has to turn himself in
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(National Post)
 
 
 
52,000 American funders, including multiple NASA employees are funding the Canadian trucker convoys. Only 36,000 Canadians are funding them. So, what is the USA's responsibility for the damage done?
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Mon February 14, 2022
(HPC Wire)
 
 
 
Don't cry, don't raise your eye, it's only teenage wasteland
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov plays 'good cop' to Putin's 'bad cop', says hold off on Ukraine invasion for now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of Indian stock exchange a puppet of some yogi. Isn't that right, Booboo?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bug patched that would have granted unlimited free cryptocurrency, bounty of a mere $2 million paid out
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Sun February 13, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Take ït frøm the Air Førce when they say møøse cøllisiøns Kan be pretti nasti
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Sat February 12, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Photoshop a better improvement to this priceless painting than a bored security guard (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Sniffer dogs accidentally uncover massive cannabis farm. Good doggies
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson wants you to know that he's getting a raw deal because he has 'only' doubled his net worth since being elected to Congress and you should feel sorry for him
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Fri February 11, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Biden to Canada: You can borrow some of our Department of Homeland Security people, eh
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Exhibit A as to why public funding of elections is a national security matter
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Wed February 09, 2022
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? Stuffed into that guy's pants, next to the cheese balls
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? Stuffed into that guy's pants, next to the cheese balls
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Maybe being a security guard is not the job for you if you feel the need to ruin a £740k painting by drawing eyes on some figures while 'bored' on your first day (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
TFG: Ackshually, 1/6 was the fault of Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats because reasons. Also: potato
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Donation site for Ottawa truckers' 'Freedom Convoy' protest exposed donors' data
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Tue February 08, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alvin Kamara video is more accurate than his story
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Mon February 07, 2022
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Well, the bar name checks out
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
GETTR fired all of their cybersecurity employees and nothing of value has been left vulnerable
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Trump just released an incomprehensible statement screaming about DC 'sleazebags' and the man sounds terrified like he knows something big is about to go down
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Code commits show that code that would have fixed this vulnerability was written as early as January 13th and uploaded to the Wormhole GitHub repository on the day of the attack. Just hours later, the vulnerability was exploited by the hacker"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LA Mayor says he held his breath during maskless photo with Governor Gavin Newsom and Magic Johnson at NFL game. Also Subby has a bridge from Brooklyn parked off the LA coast to sell this clown
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Wed February 02, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Dr. Frankenstein and Igor haven't been spotted yet but someone is stealing a lot of human remains from a cemetery in Melbourne, Australia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Should there be an "Internet Bill of Rights" and if so, what should be in it?
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Tue February 01, 2022
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
And a Democrat, too. Tsk Tsk
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Trump EXPLODES over news that Pence's CoS Marc Short testified before the J6 committee and now Trump wants Pence and Pelosi investigated because prison is looking more and more likely
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Mon January 31, 2022
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
In 2022 it takes a mere 8 hours online to update Windows. Mastodons in tar pits died faster than that
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Critics denounce Jordanian King's moves to shore up power, including posting armed guards in the streets, mandating regular blood screenings, and creating a fanatic 31st Section of the security services
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It is not my job to see who is bad and who is not. The security services should deal with it," says man providing fake passports to thwort the job of said security services
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Sun January 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you don't feel like reading about this $128mil jewelry heist and ensuing police chase, wait for the inevitable movie - should be pretty darn good
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(KOLD News 13)
 
 
 
Oh, there's nothing halfway about the Iowa way to treat you, when they sneak into the neonatal intensive care unit and just bottle feed a random baby
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The modern home security system wasn't invented until the 1960s, and it was patented by a Black nurse who enlisted techie husband to protect their home from unwelcome visitors
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The modern home security system wasn't invented until the 1960s, and it was patented by a Black nurse who enlisted techie husband to protect their home from unwelcome visitors
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Fri January 28, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia: We don't want a war. Everyone else: Tough noogies, ruskie. WOLVERINES
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Android is still a far bigger security risk than its fanboys think iOS is
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Gov. Grown Up Caillou gets a new taxpayer funded playhouse... er, I mean "security office" on his property
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Got Linux? Don't look now, but a 12-year-old bug could let a hacker gain absolute power over your system. Fix included in article
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered if you asked Alexa something specific, you can download and listen to the ACTUAL VOICE RECORDINGS THAT AMAZON HAS STORED ON THEIR SERVERS
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Mon January 24, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Pope calls for day of prayer for peace for Ukraine. Wednesday, he wants Wednesday. I don't know if there will be refreshments. No, we can't do peace on Tuesday, how's Friday? Already invaded by Friday? Okay, let's stay with Wednesday then
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Sun January 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Video of the 'Stop With All the Stealing Already, Wouldja?' rally organizer promising hotel rooms for the 'Oath Creepers' in exchange for security services. I'd like to follow the money on this one, but where it came from and where it went both stink
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