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Tue August 04, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Happy 230th birthday Coast Guard
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Barr officially assumes the position of Trump's "fixer," which considering all the things Trump breaks, is probably job security until the heat death of the universe
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Cheezburger)
 
Video
 
Thai Fertilizer Ad is Very Sexy for a Fertilizer Ad
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Google is partnering with ADT partnering on home security products. At least they didn't include Comcast
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexican police catch Peter Gabriel
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Acting Interim Deputy Assistant Homeland Security Director cracked down on gathering intelligence on reporters after allowing it and getting caught
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
McConnell and known RINO Ronald Reagan discuss Social Security
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Sat August 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Homeland Security vows a rigorous and thorough investigation of itself before finding it did nothing wrong
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Homeland Security officials seized more than $2 billion from travelers last year, but actually charged very few of those travelers with any crime. It's almost like they're just doing it to get free money. Almost like that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Microsoft is interested in buying TikTok, just like how they were interested in Skype
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
New mandatory "opsec" training course for all DOD employees teaches them to identify journalists and protesters as potential "adversaries"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Notgear
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida Man decides to pull a George Zimmerman on a teenager heading to basketball practice
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
If getting naked at a drive-in and fighting with security guards is wrong, I don't wanna be right
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article asks "American Catastrophe: How Did We Get Here?". Answer: see tag
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Tue July 28, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
There's your problem, America. You used "Red Dawn" to fight COVID-19 when you should've used "The Andromeda Strain"
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
With disinfection and touchless the words of the year, Tokyo train station is testing three different types of cleaning and security robots to make mass transit feasible again. It's a giant task for a little robot
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Mon July 27, 2020
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Donations are booming at Goodwill. In one case, almost literally
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National Security Adviser Robert O'Brien tests positive for the Coronavirus. Luckily for Trump he rarely meets with or even speaks to his National Security team, so he should be totally fine
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Sat July 25, 2020
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
For the times when your baby needs a diaper, weed and a gun at Disney
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Asshats have made "serious threats" against Dr. Fauci, his wife and daughters because they're askeered of science
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Fri July 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Homeland Security admits it lied. Again. Have you disinfected your fainting couch lately?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
RNC has no plan, there's no venue, no security available, GOP Senators bailing, delegates staying home to spend more time with their mistresses, but it's Donnie's decision to cancel
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The health, well-being, and food security of families is crumbling under the stress from the 'rona. If the booze supply dries up we're all doomed
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator who led July 4th 2018 GOP visit to Moscow now reviving Biden/Ukraine smear campaign in Homeland Security Committee, totally coincidentally, of course
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Turns out those "federal agents" the DHS has deployed into Portland could possibly be private contractors
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Department of Homeland Security has, from its inception, been nothing but a colossal bureaucratic blunder. Now that Trump is actually turning it into his own personal Gestapo, it's time to permanently disband the entire enterprise
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sure, making an effective vaccine for Coronavirus would be NICE, but the important thing is that either way, the executives of NovaVax are going to get PAID
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Iowa: a two day event attended by "hundreds" featuring "a slip-and-slide, live bands and all-night parties" results in 11 ODs, 3 sexual assaults, and a man waving a gun at cops. Doesn't sound like social distancing was observed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DHS shuts down the LIE that the federal security forces are "unidentified". The have a BAR CODE, libs
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
After two-month hiatus due to COVID-19, extremely cute faceoff between museum cat and museum security guard resumes. "Ken-chan had never seen him in a mask before, but that did not scare the cat away. It cuddled up to him"
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Defense One)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security, founded to fight Cobra Commander, is pepper-spraying Polly Pocket. This might look bad, say officials
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
COVID statistics are not being sent to CDC any more. Nor are they sent to Homeland Security. They're sent to some podunk "private technology firm" in Pittsburgh. Y'inz knew that, right?
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Mon July 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rand Paul discovers his hypocrisy only goes so far: "We cannot give up liberty for security. Local law enforcement can and should be handling these situations.. there is no place for federal troops or unidentified federal agents rounding people up"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump refuses to pay the police enough to secure the Republican convention
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A flock of flamingos plus lax building security leads to tragedy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK to Huawei: Yes, we banned you from our 5G network, but maybe if you ask again next January, eh *nudge, wink*
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Reykjavik Grapevine (Iceland))
 
 
 
Iceland Air fires all their flight attendants and replaces them with pilots
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Putin orders huge military drills in Russia's southwest, no doubt disappointing makers of huge civilian drills
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A public graphic put out by the organizers show that an anti-mask rally in Ohio tomorrow will see "security provided by hundreds of OHIO MILITA"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With my garbage? Absolutely
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Thu July 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
But...but...that's MY fetish. (Packs bags for Bolivia)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Russia's building a commanding lead in the "Worst Country on Earth" race
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Stranger breaks into the world's strongest man's garden while he's relaxing in his hot tub and challenges him to a fight. Hilarity ensues
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Parking Lot Patty decides to park in a space for electric cars, and gets called out for it. Her reply involved coronavirus, Grindr, and at least two bored security guards
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Mon July 13, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
We all are, Mr. Snitchnine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How about we just say "Yes," but just use "because it's farking stupid" as the reason instead of trying to justify some nebulous security concerns?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but, apparently, inventing $3 trillion out of thin air and dumping it into the stock market has created more than a few "bubbles" and fueled "irrational exuberance" rather than "stability"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I'm a Black doctor; when I go out shopping, I'm viewed with distrust and followed by security. I've learned if I wear my scrubs, I almost get treated like a human." Anyone else have similar stories or experiences?
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Now you've gone and done it Trumpy, the TikTok kids are now mobilizing against you over your threatened ban of their social network
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the 'Who Knew' files. Security cameras still work when you steal them off of its post
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Citing security issues, Amazon.com bans TikTok from employees' phones. Some are even calling this a Prime Directive
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Detroit Airport lost luggage department. Yes, my bag is missing. Last time I saw it was when I checked it in at Terminal D in LaGuardia Airport ... One moment please
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Terminal D at LaGuardia Airport evacuated. Security investigation underway. Story developing
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Army of robots cheerlead a baseball game before hunting down and killing the losing team (video)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
National security advisor : Trump planning to wag the dog on China
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Justice Department's Office of Inspector General finds senior FBI officials violated gift policies by staying to watch Dodgers game after attending security briefing. Haven't they already suffered enough?
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Tue July 07, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Data-mining firm Palantir files for stealth IPO knowing already who's buying and for how much
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Mon July 06, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump needs to troll China and Hong Kong's new China-mandated 'national security' law by visiting Taiwan
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
This time around, Canada is in no mood to apologize
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
People of Prescott, Arizona: Let's all go to the rodeo and lasso us up some Covid-19
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Man protects himself from coronavirus with facemask made of gold:"The metallic mask is light-weight with holes, ensuring that there is no difficulty in breathing". Coming up next: Man infected with coronavirus on medical ventilator made of gold
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's "Wheel Of Blame" appears to only have two slots left: Blame Obama and Blame The (Fake) Media. Guess which one he's using to ignore the Russian Bounty story?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Security guards who slept with quarantined travellers at five star hotel where they were kept in isolation are not helping the situation in Australia
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(South Dakota Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
South Dakota's governor is paying for the Rushmore fireworks with $350,000 from a fund of taxpayer money designated for SD economic development. She also hope the feds will chip in for the costs of the rest of the Trump visit. Good luck with that
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(Out Magazine)
 
Weeners
 
Grindr's new owners are straight.... for now
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Wed July 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sick of always preparing, China goes straight to ludicrous speed with mass arrests on the first day of its new security law
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe for the sake of national security, we should just replace the Oval Office phone with a Fisher Price one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pakistan checking in to remind us our stock market could be in far worse shape
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's a security blanket
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Right wing militia rally gets last minute sponsorship from Sacha Baron Cohen and you can see where this is going
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Sat June 27, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Short answer: Yes. Long answer: A "yes" so long it winds up sounding like I have a slow leak
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Yes, NIST but what about all the POSITIVE connotations those words have among the BDSM-American Community? Did you ever think about THAT?
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Here's a crank on Facebook breaking down the George Floyd "psyop" and by crank I mean GOP endorsed candidate in California's 30th District
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Security conscious Republicans declare Trump a national security threat and form a group to support Biden
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
With police around the nation under a spotlight for excessive use of force, the Los Angeles Sheriffs Dept. wonders, "How can we make the shooting death of a security guard more controversial?" How about a security hold on the autopsy and a curfew?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Dog genitalia is now a matter of national security
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft continues its transformation into Big Brother
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Iran's naval photoshop brigade is looking for a new dock to interface with the Indian Ocean's network
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Security Theater makes me sick
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Sun June 21, 2020
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Remember kids, it's only legal to pepper spray a crowd if you are a cop, not if you are an average citizen denied entry to a bar
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
DL Hugely struggles with standing up during his stand-up, gets diagnosed with Covid-19
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge in Bolton book case says it's too late to put the moustache back in the bottle
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump staffers: Bolton was mean & nasty, insisted on a personal Air Force 737 to London for Donald Trump's state visit, and personal security to get him around London faster. letthemfight.gif
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
LASD shoot and kill a second black man in two days. This time a security guard who ran away when he saw two people point a gun at him
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Thu June 18, 2020
(FCW)
 
 
 
The NSA is testing out a secure domain system for American companies to protect from cyber threats. Like the SDI program of cyberwarfare
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again the joke's on Millenials - Social Security was wrecked waaaaaay before they came along
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Tue June 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Hong Kong leader/China pupper Carrie Lam urges people not to 'demonize' the new Chinese security law, rather to just relax and let the possession happen
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Intel closing up ongoing security exploits in its upcoming Tiger Lake line. Just kidding, they're adding another layer of attack by baking in anti-malware detection instead
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(The Register)
 
 
 
'Nam bans drone flights near all government buildings, borders and factories. There are rules
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man claiming to be a 'UFC fighter from California' shoots eight people in a San Antonio parking lot with a long rifle after he was refused entry to bar by security
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Thu June 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CHAZ wasn't even supposed to be there. But brought snacks
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hertz's stock doubles, erasing all post-bankrupty losses, tries harderer
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
If you have UPnP turned on (why?), turn it off now
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Russia's 2020 plan of interfering in the US elections
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Minneapolis council member responds to the question "How do you plan on moving forward after disbanding the police." Well, somewhere else I presume since it's not in this article
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Panda escapes from his enclosure in the Copenhagen Zoo Monday morning, saying he just wanted to step out for a Danish
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, i hope you're proud of yourselves, protesters. You've RUINED the President's weekend and caused him to have to cancel his golf trip. But don't worry, he's still planning to go to Maine Monday to do a vital inspection of a cotton swab factory
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
♫ ♬Gave you a job, gave you security Gave you a chance to survive You're just a poor soul in the unemployment line I'm God, You're hardly alive♫ ♬ This is your Trump Lies about Jobs Numbers LIVE thread (starts at 10am EST)
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hong Kong bans insults to a really shiatty song
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Homeland Security Chairman has demanded a briefing on how the Secret Service was used in Monday's photo op (link to PDF statement in tweet)
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Zoom drops a bomb, saying end-to-end encryption is for paying customers only, you cheapskate freeloaders
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans decide that now is the time for them to remove Social Security's feeding tube, but someone else needs to replace the colostomy bag
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Human waste could help combat global food insecurity. It's the circle of life
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Louisville police release security footage of David McAtee death that brings up more questions than it answers
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Tue June 02, 2020
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Woman steals security vehicle, somehow causes two vehicles to drive into lake. Then it gets weird
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh sure, Marc Rubio, the protesters were outside the White House to 'trigger police', NOT to protest the killing of an unarmed black man by police. Here, go drink some water
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha is about to explode
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The Pentagon, Netflix, Cloudflare, and other massive companies are filled with Mayhem
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Up is down. National Security Adviser Robert O'Brien says Trump's tweets calling protesters "thugs" and threatening to shoot them are meant to "deescalate"
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
See topic tag
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This week in the Biden Veepstakes: Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
Six packs of wolves tracked over a four month period. Personally, I prefer my wolves in bottles
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Ladders)
 
 
 
Because he knows the time is short / Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
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Tue May 26, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to dress up like a Daft Punk roadie to see a concert?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Like Microsoft and Apple before them, Chrome developers discover that the vast majority of their more important security vulnerabilities stem from using "memory unsafe" programming languages like C. This is good news... for Rust
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beijing may (officially) base security agencies in Hong Kong as part of new laws
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The Governor of Washington State should be arrested for acting "in treason and sedition against me" says barber shop owner, in today's entry in "Man who has no idea what words mean speaks out"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Everyone you know uses Zoom. That wasn't the plan"
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. Now batting for the Yankees, the drive in movie theater
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Senate Homeland Security Committee issued subpoena for Blue Star Strategies for using coverup tactics like "supplying all information requested" and "willing cooperation with Committee". See? See?
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(DW)
 
 
 
Palestinian President ends all agreements with Israel and the US. Great job, Jared
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Tue May 19, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Imagine how much bitcoin you could mine if you could capture a research supercomputer
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Next up in stupid social distancing experiments - the Road Rave
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Infamous Susan Rice email to herself finally declassified, deals directly with former national security adviser Michael Flynn
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
People are having 'COVID-19 parties' to build up immunity. Stupid, Asinine and Facepalm tags all on ventilators, Dumbass tag in ICU
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Mon May 18, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump's vaccine czar makes $3.4 million in what is totally not a conflict of interest
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"There is no reason why companies like Apple cannot design their consumer products and apps to allow for court-authorized access by law enforcement, while maintaining very high standards of data security." Uh, yes there is. More than one
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Sun May 17, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Trump administration attempts to lock the US out of the international tech market
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un's spy chief and bodyguard axed in major shakeup amid the dictators death rumors last month. Knowing this North Korean despot, he was probably really axed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who is hacking Europe's supercomputers and why?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
"iOS Security is farked"
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
If you tweet, "Do I have to show the lame security guard outside of a ghetto store my Covid-19 test results? I will show him my Glock 21 shooting range results," you might not want to work for a law firm nor use your real name on social media
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I never knew bible study was so "Why don't you have a seat right over there?"
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Wed May 13, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
DOJ warns US companies that China is trying to steal their Coronavirus research and encourages them to improve cyber-security. Not Explained: why having more people work on a cure for Covid-19 is a BAD thing, or why the data isn't freely available
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(DW)
 
 
 
So you have a Canadian girlfriend? Hold my beer and watch this
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Blank-check company files for $200 million IPO, says it will use the funds to buy something
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Zillow offers stock and debt, over-zestimates their numbers once again
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Two manbabies arrested in Van Nuys after face mask altercation at a Target
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Need more stimulus money to pay rent and feed the fam? Does $5000 sound good? It will just cost you a delay in receiving Social Security benefits...plus interest
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft: told ya so
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft: told ya so
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan abruptly retires from basketball, takes up baseball, unretires, comes back, and tells all his teammates they suck. The Last Dance, 9 PM ET, ESPN/ESPN2
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Article says that contagion in the White House would be catastrophic and threaten national security. I disagree
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Sat May 09, 2020
(France 24)
 
 
 
Because this is the timeline we're stuck in: One day after agreeing to the final text, the Trump Administration stunned the UN Security Council and stopped a vote on a resolution for hotspot ceasefires to help fight the pandemic
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Proving that the only secure computer is the one stored as ashes encased in concrete, security researcher manages to steal data off an air-gapped computer using the hum of its power supply
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Thu May 07, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart security guard takes down and handcuffs woman who wasn't wearing a mask, as is now required. Ironic since Wal-Mart can't get half their customers to wear pants
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
We may be in a global pandemic and about to be overrun by murder hornets, but at least we're not going to war with China. Oh crap
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things are back to normal in Georgia, if this video is any indication
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Google schedules its Android 11 Launch Show for June, states it will end all support in July
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After fallout from its privacy fails, Zoom names former Trump national security adviser HR Pufnstuf to its board
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Hey, remember when Kelly Loeffler (R-GA) promised she was going to sell all her stonks after that insider trading controversy? Well, turns out she forgot to sell just a few...millions' worth
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese memo states to expect global backlash to be on the levels of 1989, when according to them nothing of merit happened to anyone anywhere in the capital
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Michigan security guard shot, killed in dispute over face mask at Family Dollar. Meanwhile, heavily armed protesters walk around capital with no shots fired. Wonder what the difference could be? Hmmmmmm
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Porch pirates dressed as nurses want to take your vitals
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Texas movie theaters reopen with "airport style security screening". In other words, the movie theater equivalent of the TSA is going to let a bunch of infected patrons get past security anyway
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(Cruise Law News)
 
 
 
Anonymous crew member leaks photo of illegal cruise ship crowding to the press. Furious captain issues angry memo about leak. So anonymous crew member leaks angry memo to the press
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida: Florida man is facing trespassing charges. Dumbass: after security found him camping. Epic: on Walt Disney World's Discovery Island
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Fri May 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
When you weren't looking, the Department of Homeland Security ordered 100,000 body bags and FEMA is trying to get 200 refrigerated 53' trucks. Contagion is starting to look like a documentary
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
A security researcher shares what he has learned about Xiaomi's Android phones: "It's a backdoor with phone functionality"
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Thu April 30, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Eminem comes face-to-face with a Stan during home invasion
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you have to ask -
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Resistance is futile - it only lasts 18 months in some of Cisco's ASAs
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever have a project to do and think "This will take an hour at most". Then you unpack it & realize you miscalculated in a big way. Post your project "fails" esp if they have been since lockdown. (LGN special)
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
America's "anti-vaxxer movement" would pose a threat to national security in the event of a "pandemic with a novel organism," an FBI-connected non-profit research group warned last year. Sure nailed that one
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(Some Guy Who Really Needs This)
 
 
 
It's the last week of April. Two weeks have turned into a month. Everyone I know on Social Security or Disability has not received a stimulus deposit or check. Has anyone you know on SocSec or SSI received one?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Microsoft fixes security hole by making sure GIFs aren't funny anymore
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What airport travel in our new post-Covid-19 pandemic world will be like. And you thought the security checks were bad now
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Payments startup exposes millions of credit card accounts after it forgets to set a password for its servers
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Thu April 23, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Microsoft releases coronavirus tracking app, finally stepping up their Blue Screen of Death game
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Wed April 22, 2020
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Man at center of District 9 election scandal indicted for social security fraud, being a giant prawn. Multinational United unavailable for comment
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Cybercrime isn't actually growing with the virus - its appeal is becoming more selective
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Tue April 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
There's going to be trouble when the oil ETF hits the anus
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Security analyst does a deep dive into who's actually registering all of those "open[yourcityname].com" sites. Is it some grifter on the geek tab or some hostile foreign power on the Politics tab? Why not both?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
DropBox paid white hat hackers to find Zoom vulnerabilities, turning up dozens. Zoom took months to get around to fixing them
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Afraid their money could be pennies, at least 007 Aston Martin bondholders are shaken by stirred-up markets
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Company that sells your image to the cops after violating your privacy is furious its privacy has been violated. Are tiny violins an essential service?
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Social security is now farked six ways from Sunday
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Google says they've blocked 126 million COVID-19 phishing scams in the last week. Click here to know more
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
The Walmart loss prevention officer immediately retreated into the corner of the office to avoid getting hit with Dearing's flying poop and called for backup
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A Massachusetts man has been arrested for allegedly trying to blow up a Jewish assisted living residence. He's being held on attempted arson charges and currently waits appointment to the Trump administration
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(Axios)
 
 
 
JCPenney's out of pennies
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Tue April 14, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Loose goat visits Massachusetts liquor store. Hey there's no real need to reveal the goat's morals is there?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Over 500,000 Zoom credentials are for sale on the dark web for the low price of one cent
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Sat April 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
White House seeks to increase wages of farm workers for food security. Wait, make that LOWER wages ... which ... increases ... food ... security ... by ... OK. I read the article and can't figure it out
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google bans employees from using Zoom over security concerns. Because if there's one thing Google values above everything else, it's security
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Wed April 08, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Zoom CEO: Man, if I'd ever thought people would actually start using our crappy service, I might have spent a little bit of time thinking about, like, security and stuff
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
White-collar grifters Senator Kelly Loeffler and her CEO husband will liquidate their individual stock shares after coronavirus trade furor. See now, all will be fine
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Zoom sued by shareholder after waggling-penis guy tanks its stock price
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