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Sun July 22, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Physics researchers discover why farts are so hilarious
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Sat July 21, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chris Cornell statue erected in Seattle's Museum of Pop Culture. It'll be housed in the Sound Garden
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Having successfully fielded a competitive team, Detroit Lions management now toying with idea of a retractable roof. Wait, what?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman says the Seattle Seahawks had poor judgment. That's the joke
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Mon July 16, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle heat wave sets new records for high temperature, amount of wilted flannel withering under the godless sun
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Sun July 08, 2018
(KATU)
 
 
 
After three months, Seattle's soda tax raises a million dollars more than expected. Turns out not everyone drinks coffee
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Fri July 06, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Costco changes up food court menu, but don't worry, the $1.50 hot dog deal remains
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle's decades-old mystery Coke machine has apparently gone for a walk
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Sat June 30, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The NSA is deleting a non-zero number of call records. You submitted this from your solid gold house immediately after having sexy times with hot lingerie and/or Speedo models
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Tue June 26, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL Supplemental Draft to take place on July 11; top three players are all defensive backs
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Good Ship Norovirus will be returning to Seattle soon
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
The "Avengers: Infinity War" cast were only told the film's ending on the day it was shot, while in a van. No word if they were down by the river at the time. [SPOILERS]
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Fri June 22, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ashley Madison releases list of the top-20 cities with the happiest marriages
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Thu June 21, 2018
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Bear the ESD-sniffing dog, famous for helping bust Subway's Jared in Indiana, has moved to Seattle to continue his work. "Bear, like any true veteran police officer, only works when he knows he's getting paid. So in Bear's case, payment is food"
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Today's scripture reading comes from the book of Ezekiel, chapter 25, verse 17
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Mon June 18, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Why was there a cow floating around Lake Union yesterday? (NSFW video on page)
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Sat June 16, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
For new Death Cab for Cutie album, Ben Gibbard writes uncommonly aggressive tune "Gold Rush" about philistine carpetbagging tech bros who are changing Seattle. How aggressive? It samples Yoko Ono
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
♫ Imzadi, I hear the Borg a callin', Targ salad and Horta eggs...♫
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Please stand for our new National Anthem: 'What's Up Bootlickers'"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reminder: Businesses are in charge in America, not the people or their elected representatives
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
B-52 takes over Seattle's I-5, 405 freeways for 35-mile trip to new home at Vietnam Veterans Memorial Park; "It's a damn plane on the damn road"
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man uses foolproof method of checking to see if a pistol is loaded
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Don Cherry pulled NHL commissioner Gary Bettman onto the "Coach's Corner" set during last night's Stanley Cup Finals game and harrangued him about a Quebec City expansion franchise on live TV. It was as gloriously awkward as it sounds
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Sat May 26, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Pete Carroll destroyed the Seattle Seahawks with a single playcall
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazon claims "unlikely" string of events led to Echo's recording of family's private chat and sending it to random person
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You mean filling your home with devices that are always listening might be a privacy invasion? You don't say
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Wed May 23, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Former players say Seattle Seahawks foil injury claims filed with state. See, back when Beast Mode was around, he wouldn't have put up with people getting hurt by aluminum foil
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Wolverine cubs playing in the snow are super-cute - from a safe distance
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Mon May 21, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle has a rubber chicken museum now. Clark Griswold points the Family Truckster North
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Mountain lion kills at least one east of Seattle. Heavens to Murgatroyd
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Fri May 18, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Crazy lady just walks into a Seattle pizza joint and hoses everyone down with Bear Spray
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Thu May 17, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man critical after hatchet attack. Well, I would be too, if my attacker didn't bother with martial feats and could only use a 1D4 improvised light weapon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This Idea Is Free thread - eg: "Hey business world...someone make a combination lawnmower / margarita maker. This idea is free"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Feb 2017: Seattle City Council votes 9-0 to pull its account from Wells Fargo over political disagreements. May 2018: Seattle signs 3-year extension with WF after no other bank wanted Seattle's business
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Authorities uncertain why air travel makes people go crazy and strip off their clothes
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Hey Seattle: If you think Amazon makes so much money they really won't miss an extra $20 million or $30 million in taxes, keep in mind they also have enough money to relocate
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amazon to open cashier-less stores in Chicago, San Francisco, because people are just more honest in those cities
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle City Council votes unanimously for Amazon to seek a new HQ1
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Knox, Knox, Knoxing on heaven's door
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Sat May 12, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Librarian asks patrons to stop using cheese slices as bookmarks. Degree of difficulty: not Wisconsin
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Fri May 11, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle's serial masturbator at it again on city bus. Bonus: was previously caught masturbating while waiting in line to register as sex offender
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
OKC Thunder big man Nick Collison retires, freeing team from its last alum of the Seattle Supersonics. "The fans in Seattle deserved better, and I hope they get a team back someday soon"
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
War horse statue to be unveiled in Kentucky. Sgt. Reckless may not have been the fastest, but then again Seattle Slew never carried 9,000 lbs of ammunition into battle
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Ichiro no more
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
House with black mold listed for almost 800K in Seattle, offering a ray of hope for those of us trying to unload houses filled with spike traps and rabid wolverines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seattle city council: We feel that Amazon can easily afford a $500 per year head tax per employee. Amazon: Yeah, about that 17 story building we were just starting. Put a hold on that. And we'll be subleasing that building we just leased
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Old man Ichiro, who can't play anymore at age 44, may have decided to finish this week's homestand with some games against young man Ohtani, then retire as a Seattle Mariner
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Seattle hotel opens 'Pearl Jam Suite.' comes with industrial, grunge-inspired designs, all the band's albums on vinyl, little boy with Arms raised in a 'V'
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Cleveland Browns)
 
 
 
The Browns curse continues. Sorry, Joel
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, a piano was dropped from a helicopter near Seattle. "There were a number of Newton's laws that the pilot neglected to consider"
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Sun April 29, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jim Abbott gives Shaquem Griffin a hand for his NFL Draft selection
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Dear Wayne and Wanda: I can't believe my boyfriend decided to take his child to a baseball game instead of spending time with me, his needy, clingy, lonely, co-dependent girlfriend
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Bezos trolls Trump
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two on, nobody out. 5-4-3 Double Play. Three outs (with video)
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Wed April 18, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
WSDOT apologizes for "U SUCK" message on I-5 info board, says it's a training error and doesn't reflect their opinion of Seattle motorists. *probably
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Mudslide blocks commuter rail service between Seattle and Everett, encourages stranded passengers to drink, croon Fleetwood Mac songs
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Mon April 16, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
25,000 people march for science in Seattle. Anti-science march to be held as soon as organizers figure out how to communicate without the internet or telephones
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Seattle Seabass
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Look, I'm glad we legalized pot in Seattle, but erecting statues is taking it a little far
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
How hardcore is Alaska? Even the trees will shoot you
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Mon April 09, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Grocery store chain QFC considers rebranding to 'the Q,' possibly offering fresh produce from their continuum in a form that humans can understand
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
'Wrestling' blamed for stabbing death of woman. Man, I guess it isn't all fake, then
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Fresh off his attention-whore tour with the New York Yankees and more TMZ photo-ops, Russell Wilson can't figure out why the Seahawks are scouting Josh Allen
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Mon April 02, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump invites the President of the United States to the White House
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle's "first-come, first-served" rental law is an unconstitutional taking, says King County Superior Court Judge
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sinclair affiliates invest in IMAX projectors
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Mary Kay Letourneau's husband is now old enough to drink
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Plea entered in 'Treehouse of Child Porn' case. 'Bestiality Yurt' and 'Log Cabin of Forcible Sodomy' cases presumably still ongoing
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Thu March 29, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle startup company offers chairs that can double as bulletproof vests, perfect for when you're tired of running from gunfire and just want to sit down for a moment
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Putin breaks up with Trump
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Wed March 28, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Tunnel falling down? Just fill it with trash
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Tue March 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Seattle Seahawks are 'resetting', not 'rebuilding'
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