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Mon October 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jamal Adams of the Seattle Seahawks proclaims himself the Best In The Nation. His stats say otherwise
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Sun October 17, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a battle of 2-3 teams in the 'Burgh, who will win between the Seahawks and the Steelers? Will Pat White lead the way to victory for Seattle? Or will Big Ben and the Steelers win this one? Sunday Night Football kicks off at 8:20 PM ET on NBC
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Sat October 16, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Coldplay won't be lulling people to sleep at Glastonbury next year
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Fri October 15, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"The White House has a 35-foot tree, Rockefeller center has a 75-foot tree, why shouldn't we have a 140-foot tree in Enid, Oklahoma?"
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Wed October 13, 2021
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
King County, WA strips councilwoman of power after she mailed out a standard Republican election advertisement
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jason Mendoza may soon be a Seahawks fan
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
♪♫ It's fun to stay at the YMCA - so get vaxxed to stay at the YMCA ♫♪
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
♪♫ It's fun to stay at the YMCA - so get vaxxed to stay at the YMCA ♫♪
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Mon October 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Colts return to their old stomping ground in Baltimore for Monday Night Football. Will Carson Wentz light up the Ravens? Or will the Ravens smother Indianapolis? Will Justin Tucker kick a 70-yard field goal? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN
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Thu October 07, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football goes to Seattle for the Rams and the Seahawks. Will Los Angeles trample over Seattle? Or will the Seahawks use the home-field advantage and beat the Rams? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on FOX/NFL Network
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Tue October 05, 2021
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Eating a cheap bag of Dick's: Seattle burger chain shares how they pay workers a starting wage of $19/hour, with full benefits, on a menu completely under $5
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Mon October 04, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you were throwing softball-sized rocks on the I-5 heading through Seattle over the weekend, police have some paper waiting for you
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Why was the 49ers' punter trying to kick field goals? You aren't groin to believe it
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Wed September 29, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Murder suspect shot after multi agency investigation. Well, at least they investigated first
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News misspells 'quarantines'
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Hoppocalypse looms as Seattle breweries worry that wildfire smoke will somehow make their over-hoppy hop water taste worse
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Sun September 26, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 3 brings us the Bears at the Browns, the Cardinals visit the Jaguars, the Bengals take on the Steelers, the Jets will try and get a win in Denver, while Miami takes on the Raiders and Seattle goes to Minnesota. It's Sunday football at 1 PM ET
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The Empire Strikes Track
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Sat September 25, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Pay here, Get drivers license now
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coming soon to the NFL: Seattle Suborbitals?
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Thu September 23, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The Seattle Van Gogh show fails to materialize, with ticket holders losing their money. While the Better Business Bureau warned of red flags about the event, apparently customers only listened with one ear
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Tue September 21, 2021
(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan pens heartfelt "Thank you" to the WWE fans. Fark: in The Player's Tribune, adding fuel to the age old debate of why pro wrestling is under the "Sports" tab
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
3-year-old hurt in fall from third-floor window in West Seattle. On the bright side, the fact that he was a bouncing baby boy meant he only suffered a fractured femur, but on the other hand it took all day to chase him down
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
3-year-old hurt in fall from third-floor window in West Seattle. On the bright side, the fact that he was a bouncing baby boy meant he only suffered a fractured femur, but on the other hand it took all day to chase him down
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
The Hu is getting some really cool groupies backstage
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Mon September 20, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Please note: when storing 'large fireworks' keep them away from the stove, especially if you're going to stay up all night doing drugs
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
If you live in Seattle, you just might have a headstone in your back yard singing "Just a Gigolo"
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Fri September 17, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Way to go, Seattle
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New Nintendo system announced by some guy overhearing some other guys talking about it at a bar in Seattle
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Thu September 16, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Teen driver trying to scare jogger succeeds
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Tue September 14, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle area housing market shows signs of cooling down, which means there may be slightly less knife-fighting at the next open house
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Union carpenters to go on strike, which is expected to impact Microsoft projects like Microsoft Plank 2021
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Mon September 13, 2021
(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
Article headline misspells "bioterrorist cult"
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Pay what you want for Stephen King's new short story, all proceeds are going to the ACLU
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Former Seattle Seahawk Marshawn "Beast Mode" Lynch to open a restaurant, where your dinner will be served by spiking it on the table if it doesn't get stolen by the New England Patriots first
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Wed September 08, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
We've lived to see the day: Dusty Baker criticized for not giving a starting pitcher enough innings
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Not news: The Raiders are the most hated team in professional sports. News: The Bears and the Broncos are more hated than the Cowboys. Fark: The Seattle Kraken are already more hated than teams that have played a game
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Tue September 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to have an idea on the risk of COVID to vaccinated people? Why not compare it to riding in a vehicle? No word on how many Rhode Islands that is however
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Wed September 01, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Seattle Kraken have already done something nice...they help reinstate the University of Alaska Anchorage's hockey program
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Fri August 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Females get harrassed less if they look like males. At least if you're a hummingbird
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
The D'Orioles have lost 18 in a row due to...a stray cat?
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Tue August 24, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Thank you for flying Alaska Airlines. Ladies and gentlemen please extinguish your cell phones
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Airlines hope warmed-over entrees with a lot more adjectives will make you forget they've treated you like shiat every foot of the trip
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WNBA champions are finally back in the White House. The fact that they were denied by the prior administration was just fundamentally wrong
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Mon August 23, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Interested in sponsoring or sheltering an Afghan refugee, but don't know how to apply? Here are some things you can do to help
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Thu August 19, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Nude man stabs nude man in Seattle
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Wed August 11, 2021
(A Journal of Musical Things)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's final home sells for a mind-blowing sum
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle cops fired for being on the wrong side Jan. 6th
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When budding track and field star Nevin Harrison was diagnosed at 14 with hip dysplasia, doctors told her, her career was over. And they were right- in that sport anyway, but she took up canoeing and 5 years later she's an OLympic gold medalist
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(AP News)
 
 
 
MLB to start its 2022 season March 31 with all teams playing. Of course there might be a lockout or strike that could change that
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Mon August 02, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
When is the last time it rained in Seattle?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
When is the last time it rained in Seattle?
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Sun August 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host and COVID denier quickly moving through "finding out" and approaching "found out"
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Sat July 31, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
America continues to buy guns and ammo like covid is gonna turn people into zombies soon
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
New musical based on Steven Spielberg's experiences making Jaws to debut in Seattle in 2022. John Williams unavailable for comment
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Mon July 26, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman horrified to discover partially-eaten lizard in salad. Even worse, now she won't be able to save ten percent on her car insurance
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Sat July 24, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Three weeks after one of the most highly vaccinated counties in the US dropped its masking directive, that county again recommends all people wear masks in indoor public spaces
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Fri July 23, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Day 1 of the NHL Draft starts at 8:00 PM ET and will be on ESPN2. Who will the Buffalo Sabres select first overall? How about the new Seattle Kraken at number two? Any surprises? Any trades? Tune in to find out
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Wed July 21, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Seattle be boringly sensible or go for maximum chaos and draft Price, Tarasenko, & UFA Ovechkin? What will 30 NHL GM's have failed to learn from 2017? The Kraken will be released @ 8pm ET on ESPN 2, this is your 2021 NHL Expansion Draft thread
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Tue July 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL mock expansion draft: Projecting all 30 players the Seattle Kraken will re-lease
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Release the Kraken expansion list, and take note of the names Seattle's hockey team can draft. No hometown Oshie, but they can get a bigger name at a Price
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman's father-in-law pepper sprayed the NFL veteran. If he had also used mustard gas, Sherman would now be a seasoned veteran
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Wed July 14, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So how will the NHL expansion draft work for the Seattle Kraken?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Former Seahawk caged
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Tue July 13, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Suspect arrested by US marshals in connection with murder in Seattle's CHOP zone, no doubt after a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Boeing cuts production on 787 Dreamliner to address flaw, which in engineering circles is known as 'being a 787 Dreamliner'
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Mon July 12, 2021
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Yet more clutter is coming to Seattle streets
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Seattle police officers who lied about being among the throng of terrorists attacking the Capitol might actually receive a little more than the usual paid vacation
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sideshow Bob discusses Fraiser Crane's return
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Fri July 09, 2021
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
After eating almost 400 pies from US coast to coast, authors of "Modernist Pizza" come to the conclusion the best pizza comes from a) New York, b) Chicago, c) Portland
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
It is high. It is far. It is ... a home run from earlier in the game
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Tue July 06, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Dream put Chennedy Carter to sleep for one game due to conduct detrimental to the team
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Mon July 05, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Well bye
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Seahawks cut WR with gun and run offensive style
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Tue June 29, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
US home prices soared in April at fastest rate since 2005, as buyers and investors alike forget that you can't live in a bubble
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The heat wave in the Pacific Northwest is being described as a "Once in a Millenium" event. So, yeah, about that
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Developers, developers, developers, developers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Can't take the heat in Seattle today? Cool down near Jeff Bezos' Balls
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Seattle gets slapped with air quality alert on top of everything else. Ozone isn't just a bad boy band, it's also a health risk
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's hotter in Portland and Seattle than Las Vegas and Palm Springs, and so jump in the swimming pool with us at the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." Cooks across Seattle during historic heat wave: "Damn straight"
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Don't bite the hand that feels you
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Missing your catalytic converter? Kent police may have found it
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Fri June 25, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Uber settles pandemic gig worker violation by tossing $3.4 million at their non-employee employees
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Today's tips for staying safe when it reaches the dangerously high 80s or even the 90s in Seattle: 1) Take off the flannel. 2) Water your moss. 3) remember that a vintage record player can be converted into an ironic mechanical fan
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Atmospheric furnace" forecast to blast Seattle and Portland with record-breaking heat this weekend, perhaps hitting well above 100 in both cities. Turn on the AC if you have one
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Harlem Globetrotters want to be an NBA expansion team. Gilligan and the Skipper are rested and ready to go
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Seattle-area home prices for first-time buyers are rapidly approaching mythological levels, in that you've got a better chance of finding a Sasquatch than a mortgage for a starter home
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Some Car Guy)
 
 
 
An auto insurance company dug through two million insurance quotes in the 70 largest cities in the U.S., and ranked them based on how bad the drivers were. Omaha, you got some 'splaining to do
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