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Wed October 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The time has come for corporations and bosses to realize that the only answer to let employees keep their sanity is to have them work less
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Everyone needs to work less." *refreshes Fark screen* I'm on it, man
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump administration ordered the CDC to change its report on pediatric Coronavirus
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
You won't be able to HEPA your way out of this one, folks
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Thu September 24, 2020
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
GOP senator wants to look at teen girls' genitals
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Wed September 23, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hybrid schedules are negatively impacting remote-learning students
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Editorial writer feels lack of patriotism in American is tied to a lack of knowledge about America. Uh... who wants to tell him?
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(Counton 2)
 
 
 
School lunch that will make you want to stay home
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
We overlooked a key component when switching to remote learning
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Fri September 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The DeFections continue as DeVos' former chief of staff DeCides to join DeAnti-Trump group
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis holds dekey to DeTrump devictory
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(Slate)
 
 
 
As of now, the "snow day" is a thing of the past for schoolchildren
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Tue September 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google Doodle honors Hispanic family that ended California's school segregation in 1947, setting up a key precedent that would inform Brown v. Board of Education seven years later
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Gov. DeSantis: Schools must keep their COVID numbers hidden. Florida Schools: Fark you We're publishing our numbers
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Numbers are fun. Like if you weigh 99 lbs and eat 1 lb of nachos, you're technically 1% nacho. Anyway, 500k Oregonians have had to evacuate ongoing fires, more than 10% of the state population
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Mon September 07, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
American History Trump 101: Christopher Columbus discovers the Constitution which is then used by the Pilgrims to legally confiscate unused land from the "Indians". Then they had a Tea Party and overthrew England, Africans were invited to work. Trump
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Sat September 05, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVille: Schools that are closed due to COVID have to reopen to test students or lose federal funds
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
No one understands back-to-school shopping this year
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Mon August 31, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
We are SO boned: Hundreds of maskless people in Massachusetts gather and risk contracting Covid-19 to protest a mandate that all school children get the flu vaccine this year
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Make that two federal judges who have stepped in to try and stop the "let them eat cake" education queen
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
In which the global laptop shortage is explained
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Tue August 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
There's no hiding US covid cases are down because mask usage is up. "spiffy" tag wisely continuing to WFH
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Mon August 24, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Nice looking social security benefit you got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
DeEnemy of DeSantis has denew target: deschools, and descience is with her
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Universities realize that it may have been too soon to open after all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Universities realize that it may have been too soon to open after all
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How large are the fires in California? One Rhode island
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Wed August 19, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Governor DeSantis' Zero Dark Thirty fantasy turns into Blackhawk Down nightmare
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pope Francis declares it's "sad" that a vaccine is being prioritized for rich countries over poor ones, although it's unclear where that falls on the Catholic "sad" scale. Perhaps somewhere between "a woman owning her body" and "altar boy shenanigans?"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This young writer has never heard of Linux, Windows, or Apple laptops
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
No one listened, so of course school reopenings are backfiring spectacularly
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Mon August 17, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Oops, we made a "mistake" in our COVID data. *wink*
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wait, why are we assuming that mothers are solely responsible for staying at home with their kids doing remote learning and trying to juggle jobs?
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Marginalized students will experience a nightmare this year; there are ways to help them, and if your student is one, take note
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Cruella DeVos hides away in her mansion as children are forcibly returned to schools and infected with Coronavirus
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(Chalkbeat)
 
 
 
Shelby county Tennessee health department says schools can stay open until coronavirus rate hits 25%, which is like closing the barn door after the barn burned down
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Alternate reality
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Why does everyone feel the need to take my temperature? It's invasive,' whines idiot
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Trying something different, school district ponders the idea of conducting classes outdoors. Fark: The Seattle School District
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Wed August 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't like the advice you're getting? Just change advisors until you do
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Tue August 11, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
School districts are losing their minds at the thought of business in front and a party in the back
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas is mandating reopening schools, despite a relatively low number of tests and a high percentage of positive results. Fark: 50% positive
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump aides admit outbreaks of Coronavirus are "inevitable" at reopened schools
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Meet the Trump debate prep team: Jason Miller, who couldn't get a WH job because of a prostitution scandal, plus Chris Christie, Jared, and Bill Stepien. Christie put Jared's dad in jail, and made Stepien his fall guy in Bridgegate
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Sun August 09, 2020
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
The banality of sharpies
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
As schools across the country begin to open, word comes that nearly 100,000 kids in the U.S. tested positive for COVID-19 in just the last two weeks of July. Not even sure which GIF to use for this story
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Almost immune"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"As Gov. Ron DeSantis pushed this summer for schools to reopen, state leaders told school boards they would need Health Department approval if they wanted to keep classrooms closed. Then they instructed health directors not to give it"
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Last week, after learning my district is returning to school face-to-face, I saved a document for my spouse on my computer's desktop. It's titled 'Read If I Die'
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
How can schools enforce a dress code yet make masks a personal choice?
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Thu August 06, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
If seeing Trump in an orange jumpsuit is your kink then vote for Joe Biden
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is kindergarten optional this year since remote learning really won't work for 5 year-olds?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Every 80 seconds
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley investor sparks privilege backlash after advertising for 'best teacher in Bay Area' to create micro-school of seven kids in his backyard and promising a salary that will 'beat whatever they are getting paid'
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley investor sparks privilege backlash after advertising for 'best teacher in Bay Area' to create micro-school of seven kids in his backyard and promising a salary that will 'beat whatever they are getting paid'
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Wed August 05, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Twitler's campaign temporarily banned from Twitter. U.S. government communication expected to come to immediate halt. Deep State shakes hands, congratulates on job well done
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Tue August 04, 2020
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
As kids head back to the classroom, the primary insurer for Arizona's public schools won't cover coronavirus claims. Sleep well
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Health care, manufacturing, food processing, and warehouse workers to teachers: STFU and GBTW ya snowflakes
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas AG decides that since County Health Boards are closing schools, he'll take away their ability to close schools. Also, re-names the three Rs to Repression, Religion, and Rigor Mortis
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not that you likely care unless you are reading Fark from aboard your private yacht, but how ARE boarding schools going to operate during a pandemic?
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Work for Google? Ah, fark it. Just stay home for another year
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DeSantis derided descientists and defacts to dedicate deresponse to DeTrump
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Fri July 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Becoming?"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Racial and economic disparities come to the fore thanks to Chicago Public Schools' evaluation of who was able to utilize remote learning
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
CDC: "Fark it. Just reopen schools. Whatever"
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
School board discovers logo adopted in 2013 looks like white power symbol, offers options to dye it tan or black
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Mon July 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Big Bad Wolf saves grandma, clips the wings of his plague pigeons, and wants workers on the front lines of the pandemic to get a $3-an-hour pay raise. That's how it's done, folks
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Sun July 19, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
High speed internet has become a civil rights issue and a class issue
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Fri July 17, 2020
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Texas AG: Jesus will protect the kids
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
I'm not a surgeon but I play one in the classroom
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Maskholes and Covidiots are battling over reopening of Orange County schools
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Maskholes and Covidiots are battling over reopening of Orange County schools
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa Governor: "All students will return to in-school education for fall lessons." Schools: No
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(Time)
 
 
 
Teachers close to retirement and getting too old for this shiat are deciding not to risk falling to the classic cop movie trope
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
CA students to start the school year online. Trump to declare twit-war in 3-2-1
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
CA students to start the school year online. Trump to declare twit-war in 3-2-1
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
GOP County Comissioners say FU governor we aren't shutting down bars and restaurant for your Covid hoax. Governor says okay you don't get any Covid funding
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Rather than die for the economy, teachers are ready to quit
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
75% of Americans don't want to send kids to school in the fall. Trump and DeVos to double down on reopening the schools in 3..2..1
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"...it was clear that waiting around for the president to run the nation's response was hopeless; if we delayed any longer, we'd be condemning more of our citizens to suffering and death"
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
There are no good options for educating kids this fall and it didn't have to be this way
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
The pandemic has caused a major learning gap
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The pandemic has caused a major learning gap
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Tue July 14, 2020
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Teachers in Florida are preparing their lesson plans, reading lists, living wills in preparation for the upcoming school year
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A record 5.4 million Americans have lost their health insurance in the pandemic. World's greatest healthcare system, ladies and gentlemen
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Los Angeles and San Diego school districts to Trump and DeVos: Fark you. Strong letter to follow
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Last Call in California for a while
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Do you know 100 people? At least one of them probably has COVID-19
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis thinks deWalmart and deschools are desame
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Thu July 09, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Over 50% of US first through sixth graders forget some of what they've learned every summer. That's almost half
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People in red states are less likely than people in blue states to socially distance, wear masks, get a college degree so they can get a job that they can do from home, bathe, like Jeff Dunham
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
No one knows how the hell to safely reopen schools
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The planning phase for school reopenings in the San Francisco Bay Area is proceeding in the stupidest but somehow most appropriate possible way
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The planning phase for school reopenings in the San Francisco Bay Area is proceeding in the stupidest but somehow most appropriate possible way
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Tue June 30, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Westchester high school tries to have a socially distant graduation. Too bad they didn't account for the two morons just back from Florida not wearing masks
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Some Pissed-off Teachers)
 
 
 
How do you know when you've failed as state Superintendent of Public Instruction? When you can count the teachers who've donated to your re-election campaign on zero hands
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