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Sat July 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
No one knows how the hell to safely reopen schools
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Best Korea: "We got everything we wanted from you, Orangeskin. Don't call us anymore"
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Geddy Lee has only stood in line once to get tickets to see a band .... Yes, it was not the Eagles
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only Trump would think a pandemic would make the country #1
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Lily)
 
 
 
University kindly informs all staff that, in these trying pandemic times, they have to choose between their kids and their jobs. Fark needs a GFY tag
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Almost 3,500 teachers and students at public schools in Saitama lose their lunch over meal of fried chicken, a tuna/potato dish, seaweed salad, rice and miso soup. I had the fish
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The planning phase for school reopenings in the San Francisco Bay Area is proceeding in the stupidest but somehow most appropriate possible way
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Good Idea: Cancelling a high school baseball season due to Covid. Fark Idea: Waiting until three innings into a game to do so
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I battle with my children every day about homework; they never want to do it. I've given up on this year; how can I make sure they do their homework next year?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump struggled yet again to answer what he would do in a second term. Even the guy who yelled "San Dimas High School football rules" was more prepared than the president
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good Will Hunting 2: Enter the Garbage man
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Wed July 01, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Here comes the bride, all dressed in white - putting her fresh nursing degree to use to help an accident victim
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
"All student speech is considered on-campus" is not something this appeals court is buying. Verdict in favor of Cheerleader F F F F
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says Americans should wear masks and prioritize opening of schools over bars, also global warming is real and the rich should pay more taxes. Ok, ok, not the last two, but still, if that's not progress, I am not sure what is
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Man decides the middle of a pandemic which closed schools statewide is the best time to eliminate $29.4 million in funding for online education services
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Not news: County commissioners designate Juneteenth as a holiday. News: And stops recognizing Columbus Day as a holiday. Fark: Franklin County Ohio, where Columbus Ohio is located
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Westchester high school tries to have a socially distant graduation. Too bad they didn't account for the two morons just back from Florida not wearing masks
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Mon June 29, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The American Academy of Plague Rats Calls for Reopening Schools
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The American Academy of Plague Rats Calls for Reopening Schools
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These are the Pros and Cons of pea-eating
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Online learning sucks. How can we best improve it?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Online learning sucks. How can we best improve it?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Div II Morehouse College will not be playing more football in 2020
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
This one has even Ric Romero shaking his head and saying "Yeah, we know"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero school of Reporting: Those who have not been brainwashed to hate LGBTQ by religion are more accepting of LGBTQ
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"So what did you go to school for?" "Ninja studies." "Black belt?" "Masters"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new study examines recursive thinking. And you thought they quit teaching penmanship in grade school
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is it correct to label them hackers when you publicly post the link and password to your Zoom meeting?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Seat belts, everyone. Elizabeth Banks to play Miss Frizzle in live-action "Magic School Bus" movie
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Some Pissed-off Teachers)
 
 
 
How do you know when you've failed as state Superintendent of Public Instruction? When you can count the teachers who've donated to your re-election campaign on zero hands
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Wed June 24, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
A French study suggests school kids don't spread the virus. At least, not when they're smoking or having a sippy cup of bordeaux
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(The Intellectualist)
 
 
 
Over 80% of current George Washington Law School faculty say Barr's an embarrassment to the school and a danger to the country, "bending the criminal justice system to benefit the President's friends and target those perceived to be his enemies"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rush to reopen schools worries voters. Honestly, what kind of example for students does "Today's Tom Sawyer" make, anyway?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
It's ridiculous to treat schools like covid hot zones - everybody knows they're much better as daycare centers
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Harvard Law student upset over tuition prices and fees remaining the same despite classes moving to remote learning shows he paid attention in his contracts and torts classes
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In today's edition of Our President Obviously Never Learned Middle School Civics and Government, ex post facto laws
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stray dog vigilantly defends kindergartners at a street crossing near their school
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Mon June 22, 2020
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
High School: Lets have a modified gradation ceremony. What's the worst that could happen?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What ancient objects were just discovered a stone's throw away from Stonehenge? (Prehistoric shafts) You're damn right
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My family is white; we live in a white neighborhood. My twin sons went to a diverse charter school and had a diverse group of friends; this carried them through high school and they didn't get why others sat in race clusters. Have I failed them?"
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Sat June 20, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
White professor demands Vietnamese student "Anglicize" her name so he doesn't have to say it. College administration ensures that he won't be saying it
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
School gives students homework assignment on how to plan their own funeral. Was that wrong ... was it too ghoulish?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Roots teach a 'Schoolhouse Rock'-style lesson on slavery
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
That six feet college socially distant rule will be broken the first time someone says I got some beer in my dorm
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Camden, NJ turns its lonely eyes to Woodrow Wilson
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Iron Duke Brewing forced to change name after Duke University thinks someone might accidentally enroll there and try to earn a degree. Once again proving, Duke Sucks
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
University of Florida discontinues "gator bait" cheer due to its "horrific historic racist imagery"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So Matt Gaetz' "non-white 'son'" is more like the kid brother of a former girlfriend who moved in with him as a package deal with the GF and Gaetz has never actually adopted him
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(TheMix.net)
 
 
 
Prepare for 25 minutes of ground-and-pound old-school wrestling by Curtis Blaydes at UFC on ESPN
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
The power of green: after 7 of 8 Ivy League schools drop SAT/ACT for Class of 2025, U.S. News will start ranking test-blind colleges
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Well, officer, care to tell us how you really feel?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
University of Virginia changes athletic logo. This is not one of those "spot the differences" photos
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Wed June 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pols slam dithering Sturgeon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pols slam dithering Sturgeon
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Having spent a ton of cash to only partially screw up the nation's public school system, Netflix founder builds secret summer camp for it
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Portland demonstrators pull down Thomas Jefferson statue on high school grounds. Even Founding Fathers aren't catching a pass these days
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
"Thanks to online learning, I graduated high school at age 15"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
An insider discusses what it's like being Black at Liberty University
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ The church in California won't make 'em wait... Two hundred Catholic schools won't start late... Guess getting corona will come down to faith... So send in your daughters and sons... You know that only the good die young... ♪ ♫
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
So I was just listening to a rural census taker discussing his day, and it's apparent that a *LOT* of people who moved to "summer homes" in March to avoid COVID-19 plan to stay. That's going to affect the 2020 Census
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Daycares prepare to reopen, face thicket of health restrictions as well as parental reluctance. On the positive side, little kids who love social distancing and wearing masks are probably future school shooters, so we can nip 'em in the bud
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mom wanted to be a doctor, but her plans were derailed by a pregnancy so she took time away and then became an RN. Recently mom and that baby graduated together from medical school. Well, the baby is an adult obviously, not Doogie Howser
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I'm making more friends in lockdown than I ever did before." Does the same hold true for anyone else?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Our adult teen daughter is lazy and wanted to make money without having to show up for a job everyday, so she dropped out of school, quit a part-time job, and is making online sex videos. Everyone asks what she's doing; we avoid answering. What do?"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(IHME)
 
 
 
IHME revises its coronavirus forecast to "don't worry about going back to school or football season this fall"
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Connie Brooks' friends think she's overworked, Liz goes to secretarial school to get a job at George's bank & Professor Thorpe's bathysphere has been sitting on the bottom of the ocean for a week, wot Superman do? Paul's Memory Bank starts at 8PM EDT
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Students pull the whole 'school's for sale' senior prank then ruin the whole thing by leaving a sappy note
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"You've been left out of conversation because you're f*cking terrible at conversing. If a high school debate team argued their rebuttals by tear-gassing the other team, they wouldn't be invited back to regionals," John Oliver says of police unions
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Cal Bears infielder Darren Baker, son of Dusty, doesn't want to be swept up in any of this baseball coronavirus chaos, decides to go back to school for senior year and diploma
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher caught correcting history
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Sun June 14, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Iowa's Jack Koerner, won't need the coroner, hitting a boat in a lake. But the Sea-Doo he rode, though it didn't explode, left nothing but junk in its wake
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Sat June 13, 2020
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
Upstate NY school district feels need to discuss racism; makes sure that all meetings to do so are separate and equal
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
It's the new video for "The Spirit of Radio" - a must for old school Canadian radio nerds
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Fri June 12, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Liberty University basketball player Asia Todd enters transfer portal because of "racial insensitivities" at the school
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
SMU law school revokes admission of unidentified student for unspecified behavior. So let that be a lesson to all of you
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(The Hour)
 
 
 
Remember when Melania delayed moving to the White House and stayed back in New York for months, supposedly because Barron was finishing the school year? The real reason: she re-negotiated better financial terms of their prenup
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I let my daughter take a gap year or should she join the old navy instead?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I let my daughter take a gap year or should she join the old navy instead?"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Spain reopens nightclubs, immediately sets "Town from Footloose" rules
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(Counton 2)
 
 
 
When you have high school graduation in a field so everyone can space out due to Covid-19, make sure someone remembers to turn off the timer for the sprinklers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK to reopen zoos but not schools - you do the math
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK to reopen zoos but not schools - you do the math
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia to return 1.3 million disease vectors to their incubator in September
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush and USC may be associating with each other soon
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I hope they've learned to sanitize their database inputs
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Being a Trump kook costs a woman her scholarship. Also demonstrates a lack of brains to be a Trump fan. Colleges generally want students who have brains, so it's understandable
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Clemson players ask the school to remove the name of slave owner John C. Calhoun from the school's honors college
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Mon June 08, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
No school. No daycare. No dice
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump's "discomfort and uncertainty" supercut. Ouch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The University of Cincinnati's baseball players want the name of Marge Schott, former owner of the Cincinnati Reds and well-known bigot, removed from their baseball stadium
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Sun June 07, 2020
(WFIU)
 
 
 
Governor, how do you expect schools to pay for your Coronavirus guidelines? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fri June 05, 2020
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Female student decides to wear pants instead of dress to graduation at South Carolina high school. Let's see what happens next
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
George Washington Law School faculty tried but failed (for now) to revoke alum Attorney General Bill Barr's honorary degree
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Where are all the good cops?" Well Timmy, you should read about Adrian Schoolcraft, a good cop who reported corruption in the NYPD and was rewarded with harassment and abuse from the brass and coworkers before being illegally institutionalized
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
A Crimson Tide is also known as a Red Tide, an infectious disease that infects the respiratory system. Also the Alabama football team
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Thu June 04, 2020
(WWAY 3 Wilmington)
 
 
 
Now, THAT'S a cabbage
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The lonely kids of today will be the depressed adults of tomorrow. whatever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The SEC loses another old school coach. Johnny Majors runs through his final tunnel into the light
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(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Harvard Law School to be 100% online in fall 2020 at 100% tuition ($68,875), but at least the Zoom is free
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arizona State punter Michael Turk was not drafted and was not signed by the NFL. Where does he go now? Back to school
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Some coaches believe the NCAA is out-of-touch with the schools. Congress is a bit busy to intervene and help out. Some still believe in the collegiate model as it is
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bill & Ted virtually congratulate 2020 graduates because San Dimas High School football RULES
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire man determined to make his daughter the most hated person in high school
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Mon June 01, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you bet on pigeon racing to be the first sport to return to the UK, collect your winnings, punter
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky Teacher of the Year arrested, shows why he is Kentucky Teacher of the Year
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
After their Minnesota grocery store burned down, neighbors asked the public to help provide 80 bags of food for neighborhood students. The public responded with 25,000 bags of food
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That time Donald "bunker" Trump boasted that he'd have rushed into Stoneman-Douglas High School during the shooting there
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
State monarch overthrows the central committee, consolidates power, and refuses to relinquish her crown. Constitutional crisis ensues
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Sun May 31, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It took 70 days, but an autistic UK nine year old boy with cerebral palsy who cannot stand or walk unaided just finished a full marathon. He raised over £46,000 for his school and a children's hospital. Fark needs a "BAMFer" tag
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hall-of-Fame running back Floyd Little diagnosed with not-so-little cancer
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Fri May 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Education rules that transgender girls' participation in high school sports violates Title IX
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
High school graduation checklist: cap, gown, mask, jet ski. Wait, what?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My first grader's teacher regularly hosts Zoom calls for class on the move; she once hosted a call traveling to a friend's house several states away, once helping her parents the next state over. The social distancing is awful. Should I report her?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How different will schools look when they reopen?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How different will schools look when they reopen?
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man spends 24 hours vandalizing high school. What's that you say? Florida? Yes, of course, he was naked
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama school confirms student was COVID positive at graduation ceremony. That sound you hear is an army of lawyers putting on face masks
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(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
The infamous Ben Dover, subject of crude middle-school jokes, has pleaded guilty to felony drug offense
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Look, someone had to sink lower than the Sandy Hook Truthers, so this high school wrestling coach decided to "prove" that George Floyd couldn't have been killed by a cop kneeling on his neck
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Wed May 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Detectives are searching for a man who they allege broke into a high school and did $100,000 in damages. He was described as wearing his birthday suit and headphones
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Teacher gives students valuable lesson in commitment (to casual racism and masturbation jokes)
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
"I just came out of school, saw her car, hopped on the hood of her car, and I s- right on top of her car, and I left"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News host bravely calls for the end of social distancing and the reopening of schools while sitting at home in his mother's basement
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
University of Michigan president says if students aren't back on campus in the fall, there will be no football
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
High school seniors thought they had everything taken away from them in their last year of high school, then suddenly HOAs
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Fri May 22, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Taunton school principal arrested for driving 110 mph under the influence. And you thought they smelled bad on the outside
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(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Harvard Medical School says COVID-19 infection grants immunity, and prototype vaccine is effective. Great news for all us Rhesus Macaques
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Elementary drive-thru graduation interrupted by large "shut the f*ck up" sign from angry neighbor
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
'Dreamer' brothers grow up, become ICU nurses working on front lines of COVID fight, still face deportation because why?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that Tara Reade can't prove that she has a college degree, criminal cases where she served as an expert witness on domestic violence could be overturned
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Thu May 21, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Siblings virtually graduate from law school and medical school on the same day, decide to visit grandfather at window of nursing home in caps and gowns, stir up a lot of dust
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Hey guys, wouldn't it be so much fun if we honored our graduating senior class by having a printer make a photo collage of the school logo, using the kids' faces as pixels? Looks like we have just enough minorities to shade in the black lines
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Does online learning really benefit kindergartners?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
After their senior concert was canceled, the band directors went to all 85 seniors' houses to play each and every one of them the school fight song
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump congratulates daughter no one remembers he has upon graduating from law school. Then says something strangely prophetic
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Elderly neighbors pass on advice to graduating high school seniors, like "Listen to your mom and dad," "Eat something sweet every day," "Be kind or you'll have to empty your own colostomy bag"
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Santa Cruz sees Pennsylvania's nerdy house listing, raises with some rather crisp cryptozoological photos
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Sad: You graduate law school and your father doesn't even bother to acknowledge your achievement. Fark: Your father is Donald Trump
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The French find out the hard way that kids are not the best at keeping themselves clean
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The French find out the hard way that kids are not the best at keeping themselves clean
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
London school of Economics: the general public doesn't understand COVID data when displayed on logarithmic graphs. General public: what's a graph? Can you hold my hydroxychloroquine for a moment? I'm having trouble opening this bleach
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In the next module of your home-schooling work book, in your own words, define these five categories of pornography
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump to governors: "If you don't agree with me on reopening, I will send in the feds"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill O'Really: Trump is to Hydroxychloroquine now as Obama is to cocaine in high school
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school director believes we should stand our ground against those who refuse to wear a mask
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Do you like fun and adventure? Don't let the boring facade of this 3 bedroom and one bath listing in Pittsburgh fool you, take a look at the batshiat insanity hidden inside
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle is apparently a ghost and haunts her high school friend. Or did I read that wrong?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Guinea pig helps DC students learn to read, write, hack
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Congress gave colleges a $14 billion lifeline with the stipulation that it should go to students in legitimate need. Two months later, much of it is unspent. Guess there are no needy students? Oh well, maybe they'll just build a new gym or something
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Decider)
 
 
 
Morty misses his English class for another adventure with Rick, which is hard to believe that an interstellar adventure is more essential than the most critical class in high school. Rick and Morty, "The Vat of Acid," 11:30PM ET on Cartoon Network
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
It's not unusual when only one person is on the ballot running for the school board. It is unusual when voters need to fill three positions
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Sat May 16, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK teachers: "Don't reopen schools." School leaders: "Don't reopen schools." Doctors: "Don't reopen schools." Government: "Stop squabbling between yourselves so we can settle on a plan to reopen schools"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Deputy fired for not responding on-scene to 2018 Parkland high school mass shooting reinstated with full back pay, seniority. "When he arrived the murderer was still in the building firing shots off and he did nothing, he just waited behind his car"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congratulations on graduating high school. It's all downhill from here
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Rochester First)
 
 
 
Class of 2020 starting to figure out that they should have commencement ceremonies where they've spent most of their youth anyway
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Laid-off workers seeking new post-pandemic careers, possibly as scavengers, wasteland raiders, that guy with the flamethower guitar on the truck, or god forbid, even worse: Salesforce administrators
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
That time Freddie Mercury smuggled Princess Diana into a gay bar to have some fun
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Seniors pose for socially-distanced photo in front of high school destroyed in tornado, in photo that perfectly captures the world today
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Go get em, Joe
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Thu May 14, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The College Board has one job: Give AP Exams to high school students. With exams administered online this year, about 2% of students are experiencing "Significant Disruptions" AFTER they finish and are told their only option is a make-up exam
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Online culinary schools will make you a better quarantine cook AND let you taste the rush of cheating on a test
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sixth grader is moodier than normal during the lockdown. She does all her homework, but then she'll watch The Office on Netflix for a few hours and won't do anything else. Will Scott's Tots scar her? How can I motivate her to read or go outside?"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No idea why this is in the news right now, but Kim Jong Un was into some interesting porn as a teenager (possible NSFW content on page)
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Article: Corona is not having a hard time marketing her music. Luckily, she is maintaining a good sense of humor about her now-famous last name
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Surely these French nursery school children sitting alone in their own playground 'isolation sections' will not surrender once the bouncy ball goes bouncing through their school yard
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rufus Alexander, a clearly pampered Blenheim Cavalier Spaniel, takes a nap at yesterday's Senate Hearing, owns the Internet. Is unimpressed by any of it. Is a good boy
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Tue May 12, 2020
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Police in Connecticut put the smack down on a five-year-old who won't do his homework. JK, they were firm but sweet
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci hits back at Rand Paul like a neighbor with a landscaping grudge
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Poor social crotch distancing, closed schools raise teen pregnancy risks in Japan, hospital says
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
SCOTUS just heard the argument that religious institutions should be allowed to do what ever they want with no government input. This argument was put forward by Justice Kavanuagh when he feared a lawyer representing the Catholic Church was failing
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
After counting the money in the church collection plates, 105 Ohio ministers write letters to schools demanding that Yoga classes be terminated. They won
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Those drive-by celebrations for birthdays and other milestones? Yeah, New Jersey State Police's superintendent Col. Buzzkill is not a fan
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Senate hearing being held Tuesday morning: "COVID-19: Safely Getting Back to Work and Back to School". Only problem is: almost everyone on the committee is self-quarantining because they've been exposed to infected White House staff
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
11-year-old makes history by achieving the holy grail of skateboarding: completing the first 1080-degree turn
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Sun May 10, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In the 1960s, Amy Madden turned down Harvard Law School to play bass guitar and dress as black as coal. She stood just like Bill Wyman, but now that life is behind a wall of sleep
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turns out when you maroon school-age children on an island, they don't go Lord of the Flies, but engage in sensible generous action. Piggy approves
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mary Pratt, last surviving member of the Rockford Peaches, passes away at 101. There is crying in baseball
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
If these are the restrictions you need to impose in order to reopen schools, maybe you are trying to reopen them too early
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
If these are the restrictions you need to impose in order to reopen schools, maybe you are trying to reopen them too early
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Thu May 07, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The 1990s baseball award voters had no idea what they were doing, voting for the likes of Bob Welch, Terry Pendleton, and Juan Gonzalez ahead of Clemens, Bonds, and Griffey based on defective old-school stats and sentimental storylines
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Before he tried to invade Venezuela, Jordan Goudreau wanted to embed special forces in schools disguised as "cool shop" teachers to say "'Hey, what's up, fellas" to kids playing Dungeons and Dragons alone
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Before he tried to invade Venezuela, Jordan Goudreau wanted to embed special forces in schools disguised as "cool shop" teachers to say "'Hey, what's up, fellas" to kids playing Dungeons and Dragons alone
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School predicts 350,000 coronavirus deaths by end of June if we re-open everything. Fortunately our president attended that school and will no doubt heed its warning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alaskan school board votes to ban certain classic books. Help comes from an unlikely source: "Any student or parent that wants a copy of the recently removed books can email the band, and they'll send them the books for free"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How am I supposed to motivate my children to do their homework when school is now pass-fail?"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Half of fathers think they're doing most of the homeschooling. 3% of mothers agree
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump tries to display emotion, which comes off kinda like that time Arnold Schwarzenegger was told to smile in 'Terminator 2'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Bing was on the verge of making very significant findings" on COVID-19. Sweet. Wait, back up. Did you say "was?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rich people's private schools take bailout cash because otherwise their kids will have to mingle with the plebes
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo announces that schools' out for the summer in New Jersey ... Oh wait, that's Governor Murphy. It only feels like Andy speaks for everyone in these parts
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo announces that schools' out for the summer in New Jersey ... Oh wait, that's Governor Murphy. It only feels like Andy speaks for everyone in these parts
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
President Tanzania questions Covid-19 test kits, preferring to rely on herbal treatments promoted by President Madagascar who promises they're effective against all diseases. It's true, he says, they shut down everything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Experts" warn that there may be academic consequences to having a generation of elementary-aged kids home schooled by day-drinkers
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Mother ensures her child will never trust her again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Move aside, 80s ladies. These 60s blonde bouffant babes are here to school us about big hair (& how we damaged the ozone layer with aerosol products)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Barbershop reopens in spite of stay-at-home order, as "Shave and a ventilator, six bits" becomes the song of the day
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Sat May 02, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some high school graduations will take place at NASCAR tracks, where students literally crossing the finish line to receive their diplomas
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dictionaries aren't in the constitution so Love killer thinks he deserves a new trial
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Mike Love and John Stamos reunite to drop new COVID-19-themed track and to prove our collective nightmare may never end
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember going out to eat? Remember going out to the movies? Remember going to the bar? Remember going to work? Remember taking kids to school? Remember The White House Press Secretary holding a press conference? One of these begins again at 2 pm ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo announces that schools' out for the summer in New York State
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I am a woman who's begun dating a man who it turns out is a virgin. He went to Catholic school his entire life. He's been reading how to have sex and still hasn't figured out how a woman gets pregnant. What are my options here?"
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Over the next two hours, the pilot flew a complex path that took him as far west as Prettyboy Reservoir and back east as far as Perryville
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That they need to dust more often, just like the rest of us
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is it acceptable to have my children do their homework in bed? Or any room in the house?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is it acceptable to have my children do their homework in bed? Or any room in the house?"
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Wed April 29, 2020
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Okay, for any old school Star Wars fan, these are cool
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas City, Kansas public schools to hold graduations at drive-in movie theater
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That black light poster you had in high school just came to life... Again
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Tue April 28, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Trump, having gone 30 minutes without saying something stupid, urges states to consider opening schools before summer
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
You get photographed carrying a Thomas the Tank Engine bag on your first day of nursery school over 30 years ago and the next thing you know you get recorded for the 75th anniversary of Thomas the Tank
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do not try to be a perfect parent during quarantine
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is in kindergarten; our life was upturned by the pandemic, and as a result her teacher thinks I need to redshirt my daughter. I'm not even a Star Trek fan; how can I force her to sacrifice herself for her friends by staying back?"
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals court: Reading is Fundamental...to "our scheme of ordered liberty" and thus a right to learn to read is a protected constitutional right under the due process clause of the 14th Amendment
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(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach this boy to fish and he'll feed the family for a month
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Police searching for three suspects after shooting in Midvale. Huh, and I thought all the schools were closed
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Subby's parents used to tell him stories about having to walk to school uphill both ways in a blizzard, etc, etc, etc. What stories do you think the kids growing up now will tell THEIR kids about what it was like growing up during the 'rona?
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Subby's parents used to tell him stories about having to walk to school uphill both ways in a blizzard, etc, etc, etc. What stories do you think the kids growing up now will tell THEIR kids about what it was like growing up during the 'rona?
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
School board votes to remove, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Invisible Man, What They Carried, The Great Gatsby and Catch-22 from curriculum. The Bible as History and Literature still fine
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Quarantine fatigue" is finally starting to set in for frustrated parents who are now giving up on home schooling
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spanish children finally get to venture outdoors for first time in six weeks. "I never thought I would miss school but I really miss it," said that one kid who always reminds the teacher about tonight's homework
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
This place has everything. It's got good bones for your own personal justice league, and plenty of room if you'd prefer for your henchmen. Also lots of pool space for your sharks or gators
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(Time)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie says Parents should just be honest with the kids .... That's great, guess Angelina won't be letting subby sneak in again tonight
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP state senator from Michigan offers weak non-apology for wearing a Confederate flag mask: "It was not a Confederate flag. I think even if it was a Confederate flag, you know, we should be talking about teaching our national history in schools"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Finally, my grant for a Ministry approved Silly Walk is gonna pay off big time
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How can we reopen everything but schools?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Helpline set up for parents who realized they can't do a better job than teachers after all
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
SEC SEC
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Back to the Future screenwriter finally explains why George and Lorraine don't remember Calvin Klein
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The pandemic has made my autistic preschooler more emotionally volatile and struggling to maintain emotional control. What can I do?"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man jailed for yelling racist abuse at nursery children, attacking school crossing guard with his own stick. Police quote: he "finished off a busy day by smearing his own faeces across the entire cell", which had to be "professionally cleaned"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There's a Riot Goin' On: Paris is going through the 4th night of riots in the streets (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar Hills... Well, more specifically there's money to be made selling the Free Lunches that Hillsborough School District is handing out
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Mandalorian season 3 reportedly already in the works at Disney+. This is the way
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Private petri dish in Tennessee announces it will open on Monday
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
My high-school age niece is bored. I have access to a crapton of video. Suggestions? DIT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NFL draft going old school
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police admit that it's unlikely that anybody would go within six feet of the flag-caped diaper man
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In the Coronavirus bill, Congress approved $6.28 Billion in emergency relief for college students. Unfortunately, they left its distribution in Betsy Devos' hands, so only about 0.1% or $6 million has actually been distributed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Son of an Ambassador, stepson of Swanson heiress, who grew up in La Jolla, CA and attended exclusive boarding schools calls Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a 'child of privilege'
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Distance learning is failing our children
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Distance learning is failing our children
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Cuban rapper Pitbull has had an article published in a noted T14 law school journal. Sounds impressive until you learn it was about trademarking his scream EEEEEEEYOOOOOO. Dale
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Coronavirus Quarantine mess your children up for life?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dad goes old school hardcore after having a toothache after he fails to get emergency dentist appointment during lockdown
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(The Week)
 
 
 
When there's nothing to look forward to and time stands still, what can we do?
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Weeks into grand experiment of "Trolls World Tour" on VOD for $20 a rental, two problems are apparent. Parents have no willpower to resist their kid's request to watch it again and again, and smart kids use the remote to rent it on their own
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle reopens University Farmers Market under social distancing restrictions including no more than 60 people inside at a time. So of course patrons immediately crowd into closely packed lines outside to wait their turn
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Like your ex drunk-calling at 3 AM, for-profit colleges pinky-swear they've totally changed, please just give them a second chance
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Sat April 18, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Dad gives homeschool kid a recreated school bell to give him memories of school
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
As if we haven't suffered enough, high school student performs bagpipe tribute for COVID-19 victims
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
I hate to defend Dr. Oz, but I'm a Slate author as well as an attention whore, and so I must
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I hate to defend Dr. Oz, but I'm a Slate author as well as an attention whore, and so I must
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Australia admits coronavirus restrictions may last for a year
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Famed quack Dr. Oz, who has the ear of the President, makes the case for re-opening "appetizing" schools because *ONLY* 2-3% of children might die
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Pastor accidentally gives online sermon with Facebook filters on, is the most realistic sermon in centuries
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany begins preparations for invasion of Poland. Wait, I meant they are ready to slowly "open their economy", if you know what I mean
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
NJ Man crashes Florida online kindergarten music class. Fark: it was Jon Bon Jovi
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Denmark has decided to re-open its schools, apparently figuring the horns on the helmets the kids wear will give then enough natural "social distance" to keep them safe
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Student Lawsuit: "Liberty University is, in a very real sense, profiting from the COVID-19 pandemic-keeping its campus and campus services 'open' as a pretext to retain Plaintiff's and the other Class members' room, board and campus fees,"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you left a case of dynamite in an abandoned schoolhouse in Roxbury, Vermont, the state police bomb squad would like a word. So would some Hollywood script writers, because what's the backstory on that?
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(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
 
 
Meet K-9 Nibbles, who was one of 31 pit bull puppies seized from a suspected dogfighting operation several years ago, and he's completed Police Canine School just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The end of college sports as we knew them in 3... 2
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kudos to Pizza Hut for supporting education and distance learning, but perhaps pizza is not the perfect reward for kids trapped inside with limited exercise?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kudos to Pizza Hut for supporting education and distance learning, but perhaps pizza is not the perfect reward for kids trapped inside with limited exercise?
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(Independent Tribune)
 
 
 
Subby isn't sure what's weirder with this picture: The seemingly erased head of a girl, the confederate flag draped from a bull statue's horns, or that apparently, a high school student would show up at school this month
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Wondering where your stimulus money is? It probably went to this guy
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana schools will remain closed for the school year. In 20 years the U.S.A. will be run by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana schools will remain closed for the school year. In 20 years the U.S.A. will be run by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
This is the plot to most summer camp movies. All we need now is Camp Tigerclaw, boobies, and Old Man Johnson
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There are some uniquely American benefits to the schools being closed across America
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix decides to order a Korean zombie series that promises a "fresh take" on the undead
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Mountain and his wife are expecting a boulder
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This is the mom we all need
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"In hindsight, allowing high school dropouts to borrow federally guaranteed money in order to attend for-profit colleges was disastrous"
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Sat April 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio: "Due to the pandemic, all NYC public schools will be closed for the remainder of the school year." Gov. Andrew Cuomo: "Oh, I don't think so"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As sexy newcomer COVID-19 grabs all the attention, old-school Hepatitis C has been quietly tripling its infection rate over the last decade
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Fri April 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey kids, today on Schoolhouse Fark we're going to learn about a 1905 Supreme Court case, Jacobson v Massachusetts. Why? "Jacobson instructs that *ALL* constitutional rights may be reasonably restricted to combat a public health emergency." Ruh-roh
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Student running for student body President shows a video depicting Muslims as terrorists. Muslims in that school feel unsafe. School stands up for their Muslim students. Now the school must pay $665,000 to the bigot. The Aristocrats
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor mulling over opening schools because 'Coronavirus doesn't seem to threaten kids'. Yup, Florida
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor mulling over opening schools because 'Coronavirus doesn't seem to threaten kids'. Yup, Florida
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
No longer news: beer delivery. News: by someone dressed as Left Shark. Fark: someone who still says "biatchin" unironically
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here are the best small school players for each NFL team, since not all top level talent come from the big-time
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Washington State students will not return to school this school year, in administrative decision that runs schools out of snow days until some time in 2078
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Keeping your doggos all waggly while you're all home
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Trump Adminstration closes all schools under its aegis except for one in the Navajo Nation Indian Reservation. Guess what happened next
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette in "home schooling" during coronavirus, says kids should pick their own topics. That's how it should work. So far, they've gotten top grades in the Disney Channel
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Law firms lay off associates due to lack of work, ergo NJ to allow 2020 law school graduates to be de facto attorneys and practice law without a license ad hoc as long as a respondeat superior is around. Caveat emptor
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
NZ is delivering computers to students who can't afford them, and an educational TV channel is being set up to provide lessons
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Mon April 06, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Teacher writes uplifting chalk messages on students' driveways, hopefully won't be turned into a chalk outline by a freaked-out parent
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Colts owner Jim Irsay finds, donates 10,000 N95 masks, saving only dozens for new quarterbacks offspring
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
BreadCon is here to satisfy all of your cosplay needs during the lack of real conventions
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband, 5-year-old daughter, and I mostly transitioned our lives into our house and yard during the pandemic. I worry that my 13 year-old stepdaughter will expose us to Coronavirus because her mom is ignorant and refuses compromise. What do?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News has become a laughing stock
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Fri April 03, 2020
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
82-year-old woman graduates BYU-Idaho nursing school, expected to join frontlines against COVID-19
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
In a world class act of dumbassery, an Indian couple name their newborn twins Corona and Covid. Good luck making friends at school, kids
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Catty Middle Schooler
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
UCONN's Husky mascot visits closed Mystic Aquarium, looks like he might want fish instead of steak
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
ABC News anchor George Snuffleupagus' big bird, actress Ali Wentworth , has the 'rona
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(Today)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg's daughter misses class in school, so she gets a makeup session (w/ video)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I keep my child's teacher's Zoom meetings from being unmitigated disasters?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Back in 1985 the Houston Oilers threw a hissy fit and tried to stop the 1985 draft. Fark: All because of Bernie Kosar
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's look at the states that keep tempting fate and an outbreak by not issuing stay-at-home orders
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Jonathan Van Ness reads his children's book about a non-binary guinea pig for bored kids stuck at home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Teacher who briefly shared intense physical contact with student to be recognized for his action
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With virtually every spectator sport on hold, canceled, or facing abbreviated and/or overlapping seasons, it's time for us Farkers to pontificate on what the best mashup should be that combines some elements of every sport
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
Just like we did when taking a mental health day ...cough cough ... uh sick day from school, we are coming on down to watch the Price is Right
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes calls the decision to close CA schools for the rest of the year to slow the pandemic "way overkill". His mom and his cow gently suggest that maybe when discussing a deadly plague, he should chose a different turn of phrase
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How are we to cope knowing our senior years in college and high school have suddenly become stagnant with no closure?"
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Tue March 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that we are using Zoom for school, meetings, religious services and high school reunions, NY Attorney General questions their privacy polices, why God needs a starship
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Virginia students may not be SOL thanks to the virus
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Mass exodus seen as NJ Governor declares the state a knucklehead free zone
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Employees of the most ridiculous Mexican restaurant that "South Park" made famous are seeing their paychecks bounce and management is saying nothing
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Mon March 30, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine man, 22, arrested for setting fire to local elementary school. His mom sensed something was wrong when he didn't take his Scooby Doo lunchbox to school that day
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Which bands from high school do you still listen to? Young Farkers can get right off my lawn
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Sun March 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Liberty University decided it was okay to reopen despite COVID-19 concerns. You can guess what happened next
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The Plague Doctor and the Unicorn, a fable of Isolation, Desolation and Chihuahuas. Bonus: it was made by one of our own, a most talented old-school Farker you might know as Hange Zoe/ Attack on Titan
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey cops break up 47-person "Corona Party" going on in a 550-square-foot apartment during this coronavirus pandemic. "This is not a game"
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Sat March 28, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's a heartwarming story about kids helping elderly people during the pandemic. But since this is Fark, look at the pic and see why we're all going to die
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Google has cancelled April Fool's Day. Haxx0r pigs inconsolable
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYU students: "We want a refund on our tuition fees." Dean:" Let me show you the dance of my people"
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Fri March 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
High school wrestler breaches social distancing to stop a kidnapping
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(Patch)
 
 
 
This one time at virtual band camp I played with 500 other county school musicians
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
America isn't the only country full of gullible idiots looking to Darwin themselves. Enter Iran and methanol as a miracle cure
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'll have a #1 with a Coke and a apple pie, oh and by the way you're class Valedictorian
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
NCAA announces severe revenue reduction after cancelling March Madness. Players to make the same amount
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