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Tue January 31, 2023 |
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Ok, students. Here's today's math challenge: If our food service director buys $1.5 million worth of chicken wings, and our school system serves 1,600 students, how much did we spend per student for wings? Be sure to show your work
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High school librarian in Philadelphia forced to take down poster with Elie Wiesel quote, told policy is as clear as Night and Day
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WY wants to help finance TX's vanity wall and immigrant-shipping, instead of something useful, like schools or road repairs. Subby too mad to snark
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Having solved all other problems in the state, the West Virginia Senate has time to pass bills forcing religion on kids in public schools. Moderate Christians shrug and go back to claiming how they are different from those extremists
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Player coaches are an unusual phenomenon at any level of sport, but even more so at the girl's JV High School Basketball level, particularly when the coach is 22
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Florida woman moved to Florida for lower taxes but bad schools, cheaper housing but higher insurance, less traffic but more drug trafficking, and fewer crowds but Disney
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Basketball fan makes four baskets at a promotion at halftime including a half court shot to win $10,000. Not bad for a 7th grader
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Basketball fan makes four baskets at a promotion at halftime including a half court shot to win $10,000. Not bad for a 7th grader
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Wed December 21, 2022 |
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Look officer, I downed a bottle of MD2020 between here and school, the kids were never in trouble
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Police arrest a teen near Ferris High School for possessing a knife, singing "Twist and Shout" too loudly, and being absent 9 times
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Texas House of Representatives passes bill that prohibits schools from engaging in "the endorsement or dissuasion of, or interference with, any lifestyle, race, sex, religion, or culture." leaving teachers unable to, well, teach
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Mom help someone is cyberbullying me
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DeathSentence holds a "Freedom Blueprint" training session for newly elected conservative school board members. Because nothing says "freedom" like being indoctrinated, especially into being an anti-science book-banning neofascist
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Mon December 12, 2022 |
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Richmond, Virginia removes their last public Confederate statue, suggesting that the South has decided to put off rising again for another year
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Hunter butchers deer in front of school in bid to get people talking about something other than his laptop
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Top law schools have begun to snub U.S. News rankings. In related news, U.S. News used to be a news magazine that had, until recently, survived solely on bribes from top schools for rankings and their OnlyFans account
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If you voted Republican because you hoped a GOP House majority would help you with your food and heating bill, the opioid crisis in your hometown, or the status of your kids in school, I have bad news for you... predictable, but bad
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Subby's hometown newspaper sold to a corp a couple years back, this is now what happens in the obits
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War On Christmas gets underway as shotgun-wielding guy threatens to parum pum pum pum middle school drumline at holiday parade
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