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Sat July 24, 2021
		In a bold strategy, Sen. Tom Cotton says public health bureaucrats are only concerned about the best interests of public health. Let's see how that works out for him source: mediaite.com \| share:	34

Fri July 23, 2021
		Retired New Jersey school superintendent now looking for a bigger boat after getting $1.1 million by staying on the payroll source: nj.com \| share:	35
		Lara Trump moves up in the Idiot Rankings source: politicususa.com \| share:	85
		Boston College football team now 100% vaccinated, after helping its only holdout player transfer to a new school. Presumably one in the SEC source: espn.com \| share:	15
		Jesse Lee Peterson: We shouldn't let women be smarter than a man source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	156
		Subby either has to send his 3rd grader to in-person school, or homeschool. Can you help calm his anxiety? The latest information he can find is seven months old source: cdc.gov \| share:	19
		Subby either has to send his 3rd grader to in-person school, or homeschool. Can you help calm his anxiety? The latest information he can find is seven months old source: cdc.gov \| share:	19
		Chicago makes sensible choice about masks in schools source: thehill.com \| share:	56
		US churches reckon with traumatic legacy of Native schools. That is, if by reckon, one means not really do much and face no real consequences for their actions source: apnews.com \| share:	62

Thu July 22, 2021
		Tokyo Olympic mascots may be weird, but they're positively normal in mascot-mad Japan, where schools train people to wear giant heads and dance like maniacs source: france24.com \| share:	35
		All those vaccinated coaches and staff flying to LA for Pac-12 media day have a safe flight. WSU, here's your Zoom link source: espn.com \| share:	24
		"I think my father stole my inheritance but I'm not entirely certain. How can I find out?" source: slate.com \| share:	25

Wed July 21, 2021
		Wrestling coach resigns, though the headline claims it had to do with a tenure scheme, the article mentions threat to expose embarrassing information so your first guess is probably right source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	22
		Climate change denial gets harder when New York City, around 2800 miles from the West Coast, is covered in smoke from the West Coast fires source: msn.com \| share:	23
		What can you do when a man shows up at elementary school, flying Nazi flags, yelling profanities from sidewalk at kids, parents, teachers? Apparently nothing source: winknews.com \| share:	121

Tue July 20, 2021
		FFS School district wants parents' input on whether unvaccinated people should wear masks in school. Hint if someone refuses to vaccinate their kids why would you think they take Covid serious enough to require their kids to mask up source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	43
		FFS School district wants parents' input on whether unvaccinated people should wear masks in school. Hint if someone refuses to vaccinate their kids why would you think they take Covid serious enough to require their kids to mask up source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	43
		Michigan Catholic school argues in favor of forcing kids to come to school naked. Oh sure, they SAY it's about masks, but I think we all know where this is headed source: michiganradio.org \| share:	102
		♫ We gotta go back, ♪ back, back to school again. Whoa, whoa, we gotta go, back to school... again ♫ source: playbill.com \| share:	23

Mon July 19, 2021
		Engineering students at local college stick a thingamajig on a whangdoodle and adjust the whatsis level while calibrating the hoobajoob and long story short more clean energy. Also they win an award source: edmonton.ctvnews.ca \| share:	19

Sun July 18, 2021
		Texas schools will no longer be required to teach anything about Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony, Cesar Chavez, or basically anyone that makes old white men nervous source: yahoo.com \| share:	234

Fri July 16, 2021
		What if: Treat technical/community colleges as an extension of the public education system. When somebody graduates high school they are guaranteed one fee-free Associate's degree attempt source: fark.com \| share:	34
		If you're a school bus driver, make sure not to drag the student down the road. (w/ video) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	89
		Fark ready headline: Court overturns FDA ban on electric shock treatment at Massachusetts school source: usatoday.com \| share:	74
		Witness in tax fraud case: "Donald Trump personally guaranteed he would cover school costs for the family members of two employees in lieu of a raise" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	139

Thu July 15, 2021
		Froghoppers: the wee creatures who can school your mom source: phys.org \| share:	6
		Subby's old high school tagged with Nazi graffiti. Subby deeply regrets introducing his school to 4-20 parties, as their point was entirety misunderstood source: hjnews.com \| share:	70

Tue July 13, 2021
		Hitler adds causing a fifth grade teacher to lose her job to his list of accomplishments source: dailyvoice.com \| share:	112
		Hitler adds causing a fifth grade teacher to lose her job to his list of accomplishments source: dailyvoice.com \| share:	112
		Orange County recommending mask wearing again as COVID-19 positivity rate surges, in compelling argument against Oddball's disdain for negative waves, maaan source: clickorlando.com \| share:	89
		Maine makes school lunches free for all students. GOP objects on the grounds that it will be harder for kids to know which of their classmates to poverty shame source: pressherald.com \| share:	125
		So requiring smallpox, polio, MMR vaccines for school is OK, but the Covid vaccine doesn't count? Why? And please remember to share your work source: cnn.com \| share:	167
		If you're going to be an elite hacker and change high school yearbook quotes to Hitler quotes, at least have a better name than what teens do at a well-known mall clothing store source: wtnh.com \| share:	55

Mon July 12, 2021
		79-year-old Italian barber sells his successful business of 56 years for $1 to employee he hired out of trade school so she can take it over source: wtnh.com \| share:	10
		Not usually news: Mom accidentally takes picture of son with flash on. Scary news: What she found on photo source: cbs46.com \| share:	53
		Despicable white power minion in for some gru-eling questions from lawyers for making a gru-some hand signal source: clickorlando.com \| share:	152
		Before they opposed CRT conservatives opposed sex ed, for the same reasons source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	100
		Alabama passes Bear Patrol legislation. Up next, Tiger Rocks for everyone source: al.com \| share:	34

Sun July 11, 2021
		Who at Ford thought that featuring the 1971 Pinto in a demolition derby was a good idea? source: jalopnik.com \| share:	35
		It's not a happy ending for over two dozen massage schools following intense vice investigation source: usatoday.com \| share:	108

Sat July 10, 2021
		Almost makes me want to go back to school again... almost source: news-herald.com \| share:	47
		School board elections are normally boring unless you live in Waukee, Iowa source: twitter.com \| share:	49

Thu July 08, 2021
		Baltimore Ravens player donates $30K to change nickname of his high school team from Rebels to Ravens. "The choice is just a coincidence" source: espn.com \| share:	6
		School bans "To Kill a Mockingbird" because of its emphasis on the idea of a "white savior." Wait until they read The Bible source: twentytwowords.com \| share:	152
		"I married my high school sweetheart young; he was lazy, manipulative, awful. I divorced him and remarried. I found out he remarried, had kids; I never did; I am jealous and feel unfulfilled. It's too late for me to have kids. How can I be happy?" source: slate.com \| share:	35

Wed July 07, 2021
		Couple sues Catholic school for not hating gays hard enough. They also paid $1.35 million to get their kid enrolled. Aunt Becky scoffs source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	97
		Viera High School teacher arrested on Capitol riot charges, attempting to impersonate totally normal human smile source: clickorlando.com \| share:	61
		It was the best of shires, it was the source: birminghammail.co.uk \| share:	25
		Fox News is suddenly outraged that a private school can kick people out source: foxnews.com \| share:	196
		Woman packs kid's school lunches with non-alcoholic vodak. BEST. MUM. EVAR source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	54

Tue July 06, 2021
		Teen creates prom dress entirely out of duct tape. Keep your stick on the ice source: ottawa.ctvnews.ca \| share:	76
		Catholic Church used "best efforts" to fundraise the $25 million required to compensate Residential School survivors - only paid out $3.9 million. But they did raise $292 million in that same period to upgrade their church buildings, so...good? source: cbc.ca \| share:	102
		See, this is EXACTLY what happens when you try to make sure your Protestant Fundamentalist college is lily white as possible source: religionnews.com \| share:	38

Sun July 04, 2021
		It's the 2021 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest on ESPN. Can schoolteacher Michelle Lesco win the women's competition? Will Joey Chestnut win the men's contest yet again? And if so, how many hot dogs will he eat? Tune in and find out. Coverage begins at 11:30 AM ET source: cbssports.com \| share:	26

Sat July 03, 2021
		1. Make up fake stories about elementary school children being indoctrinated. 2. Encourage irate parents to storm their local school board meetings. 3. When the school board says WTF are you talking about say it's a liberal conspiracy source: foxnews.com \| share:	161
		Go be poor somewhere else source: vice.com \| share:	103
		I'd give them an A for effort source: theguardian.com \| share:	11
		The last defenders of Bagram Airfield are ... shocked Pikachu face source: stripes.com \| share:	56

Fri July 02, 2021
		Will it be paved with Trump associates who have been thrown under the bus? source: thehill.com \| share:	61
		Driving school student navigates the drive thru window -- while parking source: nj.com \| share:	13
		Remember when you were in school and hadn't read the assignment and had to spend the entire class lecture avoiding even the slightest eye contact with your teacher in case she called on you? That's what it's like to serve in the House GOP right now source: cnn.com \| share:	82
		Reggie Bush wants the NCAA to give him back the Heisman Trophy that they took away from him in 2010 as punishment for receiving money while in college, which the NCAA now says it's okay to do source: cnn.com \| share:	32

Thu July 01, 2021
		You cannot "I fully support survivors of sexual assault coming forward. My post was in no way intended to be insensitive to their truth." after you sent out an ecstatic Tweet cheering Bill Cosby's release on a legal technicality. Bye, Phylicia source: thehill.com \| share:	179
		Turns out teaching CRT is not the bogeyman that Republicans think it is source: axios.com \| share:	62
		Exoskeleton startup wants to puts robot arms on schoolkids. Let the next-gen playground slap fights commence source: theregister.com \| share:	8
		TX Gov. Abbott vetoes bill with wide bipartisan support that educated schoolkids about the signs of domestic abuse, dating violence, and child abuse because it didn't include an option for abusive parents to prevent their children from learning about it source: wfaa.com \| share:	74

Wed June 30, 2021
		Another 182 graves of dead children found at yet another residential school. Happy Canada day everyone source: theguardian.com \| share:	159
		Going to Yale Drama School? Well, thanks to David Geffen's generous $150 million donation, you won't have to pay a dime for it source: thewrap.com \| share:	21
		Going to Yale Drama School? Well, thanks to David Geffen's generous $150 million donation, you won't have to pay a dime for it source: thewrap.com \| share:	21
		England wants to lift restrictions in schools in final stage of lockdown easing. Gonna give this plan a Δ (with the curve) source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	3
		Teens report teacher for frequently making sexual comments in class, discover being right still means one can lose source: projects.tampabay.com \| share:	87

Tue June 29, 2021
		June is Indigenous History Month in Canada, so here is Subby's fave ep of Future History. It's a fun episode to watch people learn Ojibwe without classrooms. If you teach ESL, high school Spanish, etc, it might inspire socially distanced learning source: gem.cbc.ca \| share:	1
		Jan Hammond is: 1) composer who wrote the "Miami Vice" theme; 2) heir to the Hammond organ fortune; 3) Qnservative who now runs SC's best school district with an iron hand source: postandcourier.com \| share:	60
		Jan Hammond is: 1) composer who wrote the "Miami Vice" theme; 2) heir to the Hammond organ fortune; 3) Qnservative who now runs SC's best school district with an iron hand source: postandcourier.com \| share:	60
		Keto-crazy mum sends child to school with keto school lunch, shares TikTok of her creation, breaks the internet. "Our entire family eats this way, my five-year-old, our puppies and my husband" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	79

Mon June 28, 2021
		It's time for the annual "Colleges should drop the SAT" article source: politico.com \| share:	72
		Woman who died in balloon crash was on 'bucket list' ride. See, this is why my bucket list only has things like 'drink as much bourbon as possible' on it source: kiro7.com \| share:	64
		Woman who died in balloon crash was on 'bucket list' ride. See, this is why my bucket list only has things like 'drink as much bourbon as possible' on it source: kiro7.com \| share:	64
(Some Guy)		Woman writes to Dear Amy to figure out how to best tell her other sister who's snubbed from yearly trip to get over it, tag is for the well deserved epic response source: imjussayin.co \| share:	35
		The United States Supreme Court lets everyone know they don't give a piss who uses what bathroom source: cnn.com \| share:	329
		Hello & welcome to John Waters' WTF school of industrial design source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	38
		Eleven-year-old boy wants to give "alms to the oppressed." Teacher: "Arms to the oppressed?" That's a call to the government's deradicalisation programme source: theguardian.com \| share:	79
		Eleven-year-old boy wants to give "alms to the oppressed." Teacher: "Arms to the oppressed?" That's a call to the government's deradicalisation programme source: theguardian.com \| share:	79

Sun June 27, 2021
(Some Guy)		Photoshop this sulking schoolboy source: fark-usrimg-850.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com \| share:	18

Sat June 26, 2021
		♫ School's out for summer...School's out for-ever ♫ source: bc.ctvnews.ca \| share:	81

Fri June 25, 2021
		College applications are up after many schools decided to ditch standardized test scores source: usatoday.com \| share:	96
		Pennsylvania Republicans want to make it illegal for schools to encourage people not to be racist, when all that really matters is which gas station you shop at source: twitter.com \| share:	104
		Area man arrested for exercising his right to bare his enormous beer gut at a school board meeting source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	122
		...and that's all I have to say about that source: nbcnews.com \| share:	60

Thu June 24, 2021
		A day after discovering more mass graves of children murdered by the Catholic church and the Canadian government, now might not be the time to talk about the "good done" in residential schools source: toronto.citynews.ca \| share:	125
		"Should I be concerned that my daughter refers to her best friend as her 'secret bully?'" source: slate.com \| share:	8
		Is "Wakayama man" Japan's version of "Florida man"? source: japantoday.com \| share:	35
		Is the pandemic over, or are we stuck in the in-between days? source: theweek.com \| share:	20
		The sentient klan hood anally controlling Tucker Carlson threatens school boards that "revolution is coming" if they keep teaching things like diversity and equality source: mediamatters.org \| share:	123
		A ground penetrating radar survey of a former residential school in Saskatchewan has discovered hundreds of unmarked graves, "with a total expected to be over three times higher than the 215 discovered recently in Kamloops" source: ottawacitizen.com \| share:	143
		No good deed goes unpunished as a selfless spectator providing free food to an opposing team results in a high school basketball coach getting fired source: cnn.com \| share:	30

Wed June 23, 2021
		Netflix will soon be completely awash in sparkly twilight source: avclub.com \| share:	28
		Farking Supreme Court rules that farking cheerleaders can swear all they farking want to outside of their farking school source: apnews.com \| share:	298
		Show me on the doll where CRT hurt you, Tucker source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	84
		When you like a girl, make sure she considers you to be more than just a friend, before you ask her to do something like move in, or dispose of a body together source: wbir.com \| share:	29
		North Korea releases propaganda song that it wants all school children to sing this Friday. Sorry, did I say North Korea? I meant the UK source: twitter.com \| share:	129

Tue June 22, 2021
		So shines a good deed in a weary world. Florida high school principal crafts personal notes for 459 graduates. Hero tag makes the rare fill-in for the Florida tag here source: fox7austin.com \| share:	11
		Bear was reportedly very rude source: soranews24.com \| share:	34
		Russia bans Bard College, claims they've gone rogue. Just wait until the wizard finds out source: nypost.com \| share:	54
		NY parents angry with Principal Alice Cooper source: nypost.com \| share:	44

Mon June 21, 2021
		It sounds mundane, but the crew of ISS needed a dispenser for the magic duct tape, so they could use it with one hand. A bunch of high school kids came to the rescue source: collectspace.com \| share:	15
(Some Gal)		🎵 I ate my goddamned bed, I sure ain't a purebred, I'm cute but an asshole, Adopt don't shop, click link instead🎵 TFette needs this dog adopted, Houston area. Send rescue source: pleaseadopthank.com \| share:	44
		While the line of succession might not be entirely clear, Subby really hopes it could end up in a reverse King Ralph situation. Come on, who doesn't want tea parties with crumpets on the White House lawn? source: bbc.com \| share:	42
		UNC Journalism School attempts to give tenure to a black woman with enough credentials to fill a warehouse, but is blocked by a top donor, who's white, on the grounds that her blackness makes her incapable of being an unbiased journalist source: npr.org \| share:	224
		SCOTUS sides with college athletes on a case that the NCAA blew because they "admitted horizontal price fixing in a market where the defendants exercise monopoly control" source: npr.org \| share:	66
		"The record volume of cargo has overwhelmed longshoremen, truck drivers, warehouses and railroads. Vessels are waiting up to five days just to get into port, and it can take 10 more days for a container to be loaded on a train" source: npr.org \| share:	22
		We already have back-to-school shopping? source: local21news.com \| share:	12

Fri June 18, 2021
		Florida intellectual weighs in on Critical Race Theory source: realclearpolitics.com \| share:	116

Thu June 17, 2021
		It's important that we figure out which Chrysler the B52s were talking about in Love Shack source: jalopnik.com \| share:	40
		Faux News has spent more than twice as much airtime covering the NJ school district that dropped names of holidays from its school calendar as the DOJ spying on Democrats source: mediamatters.org \| share:	39
		"I send my daughter to a language immersion school to better prepare her for the future, but she barely speaks a lick of Spanish. Should I send her to a traditional school instead?" source: slate.com \| share:	25
		"I send my daughter to a language immersion school to better prepare her for the future, but she barely speaks a lick of Spanish. Should I send her to a traditional school instead?" source: slate.com \| share:	25

Wed June 16, 2021
		Man thinks that a developmental version of Windows 11 that leaked online is the final product. CNN doesn't always hire the brightest of the bunch source: cnn.com \| share:	31
		Apparently the "K" in K-pop stands for "kinky" source: bbc.com \| share:	33
		Matt Gaetz was a creepy douche in law school too source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	61
		Probably their heroic drinking habits source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	2
		Welcome to FARK, Mr. Making homemade fireworks next to a school source: wcax.com \| share:	34
		That's one attractive kid source: kktv.com \| share:	28
		Most people learn plagiarism is wrong as students, but others make it a little further into their school career source: twincities.com \| share:	44
		Most people learn plagiarism is wrong as students, but others make it a little further into their school career source: twincities.com \| share:	44

Tue June 15, 2021
		Ukraine displays some expert-level Twitter trolling by tweeting out a thanks to NATO for letting them join (they hadn't), just hours before Biden met with Putin source: politico.com \| share:	45
		"A group of former Michigan football players, athletes and students who say they were sexually abused by the late doctor Robert Anderson plan to make their voices heard on Wednesday, demanding the school's Board of Regents take immediate action.'" source: mlive.com \| share:	36

Mon June 14, 2021
		Handmaids tell their tale source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	34
		Bigoted school board member resigns in a) Trumphumper, Texas b) Deplorable Junction, Alabama c) Boston, but I wouldn't be concerned as it's not a big college town source: nbcboston.com \| share:	84
		Snowflake parent melts completely because local school calendar will just list days off without the holiday name source: foxnews.com \| share:	86
		University of Alabama student creates Bullying Buddy app to track bullying attacks. Tap, Forrest, tap source: wbrc.com \| share:	10

Sun June 13, 2021
		Ned Beatty dies at the age of 83. He will be cremated and the ashes spread in Otisburg source: tmz.com \| share:	81
		Glasgow native misses airline food so much he's recreating it at home--which doesn't exactly speak well for the local Scottish cuisine source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	10
		Some of the richest zip codes in America can't afford to send 4-year-olds to school source: sandiegouniontribune.com \| share:	115

Sat June 12, 2021
		NYC mayoral frontrunner Eric Adams: This past year's been hard for schools. You know what we should do? Make it even harder source: twitter.com \| share:	151

Fri June 11, 2021
		New Jersey School District removes all holiday names from school calendar and replaces them with "Day Off" so as not to offend anyone. Ferris Bueller is totally stoked source: fox5ny.com \| share:	78
		"Ferris Bueller" came out 35 years ago today. He's definitely a fry cook on Venus today source: imdb.com \| share:	54

Thu June 10, 2021
		Edibles have North Ireland parents of school kids uptight source: bbc.com \| share:	18
		82 year-old Spaniard builds a bench for his wife after the city council ignores him, doesn't care if prostitutas sit there or blackjack gets played source: theguardian.com \| share:	6
(Some Guy)		Small Montana school district holds 6-hour Zoom meeting to debate whether middle-schoolers can hold informal Gay-Straight Alliance meetings during lunch. Meeting was held via Zoom after many parents vowed to pack heat to planned in-person meeting source: dailymontanan.com \| share:	178
		"My kindergartner is supposed to start school during our vacation that's been planned without knowing how the school calendar would look. Is it okay to miss the first day of kindergarten so we don't have to blow up our itinerary?" source: slate.com \| share:	27
		"My kindergartner is supposed to start school during our vacation that's been planned without knowing how the school calendar would look. Is it okay to miss the first day of kindergarten so we don't have to blow up our itinerary?" source: slate.com \| share:	27
		Small group of Indigenous drummers gathers at water's edge in remembrance of 215 children found buried at Kamloops Residential School. As the group drums, killer whales appear and pay their respects source: vicnews.com \| share:	46
		Pilot arrested for buzzing over, nosediving toward crowd at Gulf Coast Jam Saturday, all to advertise his flight school. Lucky cops didn't shoot him down source: mypanhandle.com \| share:	55

Wed June 09, 2021
		High school senior graduates after four years of homelessness, poverty. "I don't work for pocket money,' she said of her night shift fast food job. 'I work for grocery money, rent, a place to live" source: billingsgazette.com \| share:	67
		As Trump rollback continues, Biden Administration removes rules that could have kicked three million Americans off food stamps, denied nearly one million children automatic eligibility for free school meals source: cnn.com \| share:	63
		Sister Mary Margaret will plead guilty to stealing more than $835K from the Catholic school she was principal of to fund her casino gambling source: ktla.com \| share:	67
		Unwoke mom berates school board against Critical Race Theory for all the unwoke reasons. Melissa Carone approves, awards style points source: youtube.com \| share:	156
		See Jade. See Jade help kids read. Jade is one of 65 "reading dogs" being used in Welsh schools. Jade gets all the s-t-e-a-k (sound it out) she wants. Be like Jade source: bbc.com \| share:	12

Tue June 08, 2021
		The best way to make sure your kids don't become liberals is to deny them an education source: bizpacreview.com \| share:	69
		Cuomo says if New York can get to 70% vaccination, the state will go back to normal. You know, corruption, handsy governors, and piles of taxpayer money set ablaze source: nydailynews.com \| share:	9
		Immigrant kid from poor city gets admitted to Harvard, wins $40,000 scholarship from her high school and tells the principal that she isn't the most in need of it, so they should give the money to people who are going to community colleges instead source: wcvb.com \| share:	49
		The Biden administration will not be regulating BitCoin anytime soon source: mediaite.com \| share:	54
		What in the McFark were they smoking source: zillow.com \| share:	12

Mon June 07, 2021
		For the low, low price of $150,000, you can own a house in the Caribbean (some assembly required) source: zillow.com \| share:	27
		For-profit medical schools were once banned in the U.S. But what could possibly be the harm in bringing them back? I mean, for-profit universities have been such sterling examples of quality institutions in every other area, haven't they? source: npr.org \| share:	78

Sun June 06, 2021
		NY, Friday: Schools, you can lift the mask mandate. NY, Sunday: Oopsies, not yet. Check again Monday source: democratandchronicle.com \| share:	55
		Woman arrested for pretending to be a 13-year-old middle school student. Awkward source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	65
		♪ ♫ The Titans and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪ ♫ source: espn.com \| share:	12

Sat June 05, 2021
		Paul's Memory Bank returns (at least for tonight) 8PM EDT. Tonight, a rival school tries to steal Madison High's star athlete, after making out a will Liz thinks George wants to off her, and Superman solves the Pan-Am Highway mess source: tunein.com \| share:	12
		One community's story about fighting to change the name of a high school named after a loser source: npr.org \| share:	62
		You know that awkward moment when you realize your guests are almost there, there's a little more cooking left, and you still have to shower? Imagine the convenience of not having to leave the kitchen to take it source: zillow.com \| share:	132
		Psychologist Arthur Staats takes a permanent 'time out.' source: today.com \| share:	5

Fri June 04, 2021
		Coach: let them eat pork. School board: how about no? And how about "you're fired?" source: espn.com \| share:	43
		High school student creates new life-saving suture with beets. Yes, beets source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	24
		Asheboro City Schools prove once again that no one is as petty and power hungry as school administrators source: wxii12.com \| share:	129
		Cybersecurity lessons are in session today source: kcci.com \| share:	12
		Jerry Falwell, Jr. says that Liberty University's lawsuit is just an excuse to shame him, and that he's kinda into it source: wsls.com \| share:	28
		I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $1,000, Alex source: nypost.com \| share:	137
		Teacher sues school district so he can continue disrespecting his students source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	147
(APTN News)		The first Inuk graduate of a Canadian architecture school looks forward to icy reception for her Arctic designs source: aptnnews.ca \| share:	6

Thu June 03, 2021
		Sure it's nice, until you find the body of a young Canadian tourist in it source: zillow.com \| share:	41
		Johnny Football "never took a dollar" before winning Heisman Trophy. Well, I guess his rep is pristine again source: espn.com \| share:	22
		Good News: College professor raises $200K to pay down children's school lunch debt. Bad News: Professor allegedly keeps $120K of the money. Fark: Professor teaches ethics at local college source: twincities.com \| share:	118
		It seems faculty race relations at Robert E. Lee High School could use some improvement source: cnn.com \| share:	49
		"School of Rock" star Kevin Clark dies in tragic bicycle accident as Jack Black pays tribute. Not not the song, "Tribute". Just a trib. know what? Forget it. Just... I ... damn, it's so dusty source: wmur.com \| share:	12
		Back in the aughts, Sophia Bush played a high school student despite never going to high school. Which now still makes her more qualified than Betsy DeVos. Just sayin source: msn.com \| share:	7
		Et tu, Etute? source: espn.com \| share:	6
		"My kindergartner had brain surgery at the beginning of the schoolyear and her attendance was inconsistent in online learning; she had a rough year and her teacher recommended summer school, but my daughter is burnt out. What should I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	32
(news.amomama.com)		"I was getting some fresh air outside the delivery room, while my wife was giving birth. I took a moment and sat with the other expectant fathers in the waiting room" source: news.amomama.com \| share:	8
(Some Guy)		An ugly duckling comes to the 10-year school reunion and confronts the cheerleader who bullied her. She is now overweight and works as a waitress in a truck stop source: news.amomama.com \| share:	22
		Old and busted: The Dream Police. New hotness: The Shoe Police (tag ain't for them) source: cnn.com \| share:	22
		"My son and his wife are getting a divorce; his wife thinks after the divorce, we're still paying for her children to attend a fancy school and we're not. Should we forewarn her?" source: slate.com \| share:	24
		Two busted for stealing from school: Pop Tarts, cartons of milk, strawberry apple sauce, compound bows, cheese sticks and...hold on a second...strawberry apple sauce? source: wbtv.com \| share:	43
		Current Education Dept. uncredits questionable accreditation agency endorsed by never-credited Betsy DeVos source: yahoo.com \| share:	28
		You're not going to believe this, but it turns out that the real enemies of Free Speech on college campuses are the Federalist Society - who are attempting to block a student from graduating over a satirical flyer that hurt FedSoc's delicate feefees source: slate.com \| share:	97

Wed June 02, 2021
		There is now evidence that Bicycle Repair Man is living in Japan source: soranews24.com \| share:	29
		Indoctrination, not teaching critical thinking and brain washing our students is bad, unless we are teaching them that white people did no wrong on creating these great United States source: nypost.com \| share:	109
		Idaho family suing school district after girl is pushed down stairs in a reenactment of a Shakespeare play, proving that the fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stairs / But in ourselves source: kiro7.com \| share:	50
		Fifth grader writes what appears to be Hitler's self-assessment as part of the annual review cycle at work source: foxnews.com \| share:	130

Tue June 01, 2021
		Lois is reaching a breaking point, Jonathan finds himself in a dangerous situation, Kyle encourages Sarah to audition for a musical revue on the only dose of CW DC heroes we get this week: Superman & Lois Ep. № 8 "Holding the Wrench" at 9 ㏘ EDT source: imdb.com \| share:	23
		High school teacher quits his job to chase TikTok fame, becomes face of Honey Baked Ham source: tampabay.com \| share:	37
		Stray cat confused for bobcat causes school to dismiss early source: local21news.com \| share:	44

Mon May 31, 2021
		A handy, dandy guide to the Tulsa massacre and other racist massacres that have happened that aren't taught about in our school system source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	212
		Someone is selling a $60 lunch box for kids, and this guy bought two and explains why source: slate.com \| share:	40

Fri May 28, 2021
		Meet the former teacher who makes a career out of writing nazi propaganda source: alternet.org \| share:	54
		People shocked to learn homework for middle schoolers in 1944 was difficult (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	97

Thu May 27, 2021
		At least someone can still write a letter source: azfamily.com \| share:	30
		Sex-mad mum forgos the mile-high club, says while working as a flight attendant she slept with entire flight crew when her plane was grounded (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	76
		The Gap falls into Wally World, calls it home source: marketwatch.com \| share:	11
		Yearbooks recalled because the editor did not see a student citing which book was his favorite source: wcax.com \| share:	95
		You may want to sit down for this, but researchers at the world's top engineering school have figured out that people visit nearby places more often than far-away ones. Mind. Blown source: news.mit.edu \| share:	10
		"My 11 year-old daughter started sixth grade in a new school last fall. She was diagnosed with ADHD just before COVID hit and there have been ups and downs; she just started hybrid learning. She's struggling a bit at home; can I give her a pass?" source: slate.com \| share:	8
		Jesus Kong, aka Osama Kingdada pleads guilty to internet tough guy third degree source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	24
		Eleven year old makes $150 per day which is then split between savings, checking and a Roth IRA, and he hopes to be a millionaire by age 30. Is he selling: A) Magazine subscriptions B) Pokemon cards C) Rocks source: thedenverchannel.com \| share:	37
		School's out...forever source: film.avclub.com \| share:	26

Wed May 26, 2021
		Consequences .... now you know what that means source: people.com \| share:	110
(Jax Daily Record)		Winn-Dixie rolls out upscale liquor store concept after realizing that their regular customers need to be totally smashed source: jaxdailyrecord.com \| share:	8
		Tennessee high school pool party crashed by uninvited guests. GO BEARS source: wftv.com \| share:	15

Tue May 25, 2021
		One mysterious name emerges from the Russian doll layers of shell companies in the Netherlands, Delaware, Israel which keep old school Swiss secrecy. It's a real estate developer's wet dream source: forward.com \| share:	56
		Airbnb UK says Cornwall is now more popular than London, at least until visitors learn that pasties aren't exactly what they thought source: bbc.com \| share:	45
(Some Pedant)		Medieval med school is just as hard as contemporary med school, so you can stop building that time machine and go back to studying for the MCAT again. (Long-ass essay but fun to scroll randomly) source: acoup.blog \| share:	3

Mon May 24, 2021
		The pandemic forced many parents to relax screen time rules--and schools contributed as well in order to ensure constant learning--but will parents be able to take some of that screen time back without a fight? source: axios.com \| share:	7
		Governor Ron DeSantis vows to keep American historical facts on slavery, racism, lynching, discrimination, civil rights protests, suffrage, Jim Crow, segregation out of state's public classrooms since they weren't in Declaration of Independence source: cltampa.com \| share:	83
		Wealthy powerhouse teams form Elite Super League outside of the traditional league structures. Difficulty: high school basketball source: espn.com \| share:	5
		Lousy article to the left. Best guesses on the quote in question to the right source: msn.com \| share:	25
		If Tyerune is found shot to death and Doug and Jasmine are suspects, than X equals the arrest of middle school math teacher Martesha. Investigators will solve for Y source: fox35orlando.com \| share:	16
		The lone woman in the American Flat Track Series has run rings around every other racer source: thedrive.com \| share:	6
		Gritty reality reboot of "Kotter' officially launching this fall source: gothamist.com \| share:	6
		Gritty reality reboot of "Kotter' officially launching this fall source: gothamist.com \| share:	6
		This is a hilariously bad photoshop. I can tell by the pixels source: npr.org \| share:	94

Sun May 23, 2021
		Captured Ent doomed to life as fireplace decoration source: zillow.com \| share:	46
		Miss, what's a duck? Next lesson, what is that large body of water? In this case the parents should probably do the homework with their kids source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	50
		Miss, what's a duck? Next lesson, what is that large body of water? In this case the parents should probably do the homework with their kids source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	50

Sat May 22, 2021
		Old and busted: Star football players skipping senior season of college to prepare for NFL. New hotness: star football player skipping senior season of HIGH SCHOOL to prepare for college source: espn.com \| share:	14

Fri May 21, 2021
		"I want to sign with the Knicks." "But I prefer Los Angeles." "OK then, I will sign with the Lakers" source: nba.nbcsports.com \| share:	32
		Strike a pose: Alabama Gov signs bill allowing yoga in schools - but before you start Ujjayi-ing yourself into Savasana, know that chanting, non-English names, "meditation, or any aspect of Eastern philosophy and religious training" are still banned source: thehill.com \| share:	77
		Laura Ingraham learns a school district hired a psychiatrist to give anti-racism training to staff, infers this means that "if you're white, you're a de-facto racist." Well, maybe you and your viewers, Laura source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	51

Thu May 20, 2021
		S-E-C, S-E-C, borrowing $322 million from ESPN contract to hand out to member schools immediately, S-E-C source: si.com \| share:	10
		The most wholesome parent-pride video you'll see today, possibly ever: woman pranks her parents into reading her acceptance letter into optometry school source: twitter.com \| share:	7
		Why does the Governor of Iowa hate kids under 12? source: kcci.com \| share:	160
		"I'm a teacher with years of experience, but as I am short and petite and young looking, parents always ask if I'm new to the job and often treat me as if they know more. I'm starting at a new school next year; how can I stop these brash inquiries?" source: slate.com \| share:	37
		Idaho teacher halts a school shooting by: A) pulling out her own gun and shooting the student; B) rushing the student and putting her in a choke hold until she dies; or C) hugging and then disarming the shooter source: theguardian.com \| share:	93

Wed May 19, 2021
		San Jose, CA wants to set up "Humanitarian Zones" for homeless campers. Space station captains and crew welcomed, but just don't start a riot source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com \| share:	21
		Is it just me or are the stairs trying to kill you? source: zillow.com \| share:	122
		I walk the line source: koin.com \| share:	27
		Charles Barkley gives $1,000 gifts to every employee of his high school alma mater, in addition to helping fund connectivity for remote learning and basketball programs source: abc3340.com \| share:	25
		Stanford reverses decision to cancel 11 varsity sports after athletic supporters do their job source: espn.com \| share:	7
		School pulls book after complaints it is dead-on accurate source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	80
		Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX) issues executive order prohibiting mask mandates by local authorities, including public schools source: cnn.com \| share:	116

Tue May 18, 2021
		World's first suburb founded was outside of Pittsburgh and was home to a small, self-sustaining utopian society that offered its elite residents Gothic Revival, cottage-style homes, and yes, it was ruined by its HOA source: pittsburghmagazine.com \| share:	22
		Your dog wants minty bacterial binaca source: ktar.com \| share:	5
		Please wait in one of those uncomfortable chairs while we investigate the murder in the dining room source: zillow.com \| share:	61
		New study conducted by the notorious tree-huggers at the London School of Economics says 20 petrochemical companies are responsible for 55% of the world's single-use plastic waste source: cnbc.com \| share:	30
		Only Fans sex worker shocked, Shocked SHOCKED to find a former teacher supporting her financially source: knewz.com \| share:	96
		Only Fans sex worker shocked, Shocked SHOCKED to find a former teacher supporting her financially source: knewz.com \| share:	96
		"Despite being genetically very similar, steelhead trout raised under hatchery conditions don't have the same level of health and survivability of wild-raised fish." In no way should this be considered a metaphor for home-schooling source: phys.org \| share:	11
		High school softball player pitches no-hitter, hits for the cycle twice in doubleheader source: krqe.com \| share:	3

Mon May 17, 2021
		"My daughter is newborn, a bit skinny but doctors are not worried as she's progressing. I'm breastfeeding exclusively. My in-laws visited and called her 'gaunt,' telling my husband by text we needed to give her formula. Am I right to be offended?" source: slate.com \| share:	31

Sun May 16, 2021
		Father of the Florida Lottery dies at ... 1 ... 0 ... 0 source: news4jax.com \| share:	10

Sat May 15, 2021
		If you support a Black candidate for your local school board, expect a $30,000 bill to replace your poisoned roses. Why yes, it is in the affluent enclave of a large Texas city source: kens5.com \| share:	99

Fri May 14, 2021
		Biden toppled all of Trump's statues source: thehill.com \| share:	117
		And the children shall lead them source: axios.com \| share:	18
		CVS worker arrested for trying to give out fake vaccination cards source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	51
		12 out of 900 is a low percentage, so I'm told by a math major source: abc7.com \| share:	34

Thu May 13, 2021
		How do you do, fellow students? source: ajc.com \| share:	23
		"My son is 17 and a junior in high school. He's always been an A or B student, but I've noticed him sliding and slipping in class, managing to fail a filler class like art. Is it because the school is fully remote, or are there other issues?" source: slate.com \| share:	15
		What could possibly go wrong at a high school track-and-field javelin throw? source: nj.com \| share:	65
		Maine eyes tighter controls on pesticide use at schools, evidently based on principle that not all students are pests source: apnews.com \| share:	10

Wed May 12, 2021
		France is linking fishing rights with future post-Brexit financial services deal. Some say they're trying to scale things up but others say it's just and excuse to school the Brits source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	4
		A New Zealand One Shoes employee stands accused of taking covert photos of his customers and co-workers before committing sexual acts with their footwear. Will be hoofing his way to jail source: msn.com \| share:	55
		Top high school mascots. Come for the Cornjerkers, stay for the Appleknockers source: twitter.com \| share:	43
		Party of family values stays classy source: fox5dc.com \| share:	99
		America's newest Chess Master is all of 10 years old. Meanwhile you just had the inner bag of your Frosted Flakes blow up when you first tried to open it source: npr.org \| share:	21
		Well, it worked for Josie Geller source: local10.com \| share:	40

Tue May 11, 2021
		Thankfully schools are reopening as COVID rates drop. Unless, of course, you bring in bad food for a staff luncheon source: nj.com \| share:	37
		Who knows more about Covid - elite scientists or your local small-town school? source: abc12.com \| share:	53
		Well with an address like that, what else was it going to look like? source: zillow.com \| share:	106
		Moose spotted in the UConn source: nhregister.com \| share:	25
		Idaho bans CRT in schools. Those things are too heavy anyway source: nationalreview.com \| share:	157
		New YouTube series "Gwarsenio's High School CD Review". First up: Avenged Sevenfold's "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet" source: youtube.com \| share:	36
		Tatar tots shot source: cnbc.com \| share:	125

Mon May 10, 2021
		We don't need blocked respiration. We don't need no cough control. No lung-scarred chasms in the classroom. Hey, teachers, leave those masks at home source: bbc.com \| share:	42
		See Spot. See Spot run. See Spot run around class. See Sally and Billy and all their classmates read and learn more betterer source: theconversation.com \| share:	5
		Passengers will soon be able to get vaccinated on the NYC subway as long as they remember to keep their Six. Six. Six foot long, social distance source: ny1.com \| share:	7
		A bunch of Dartmouth Medical School students have been expelled for cheating on their online exams based on the "evidence" of online learning software the students were forced to install that isn't even set up to be used that way source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	113

Sun May 09, 2021
		Bomb kills at least 30 near girls' school in Afghan capital. No word on girls schools in Duvet capital or Throw capital source: apnews.com \| share:	56

Sat May 08, 2021
		Tennessee police use multiple tasers to subdue agitated civilian, who is still alive only because he's half white source: theguardian.com \| share:	34
		The driver on the bus says 'Where's my gun, where's my gun, where's my gun'. The driver on the bus says 'Where's my gun', on the way to school source: boston.cbslocal.com \| share:	50
		School creates student support group after Chauvin verdict. Fark: for white students only source: cnn.com \| share:	185

Fri May 07, 2021
		The majority of Americans are intelligent enough to know vaccine proof will keep us safe source: axios.com \| share:	73
		The NRA's Person of the Week is a plucky little twelve year old girl from Rigby Idaho who is doing her part to smash that "glass ceiling" by showing that girls can be school shooters too source: cbsnews.com \| share:	84
		You know all those Senators who oppose Critical Race Theory being taught in schools? The Root took a look at the actual textbooks these folks "learned" from source: theroot.com \| share:	179
		"I am a big-city teacher at a rural scural and everyone is racist and homophobic and hates that I'm trying to change students to become critical thinkers. The principal is also progressive like me, but we keep meeting resistance. Should I quit?" source: slate.com \| share:	43
		"I am a big-city teacher at a rural scural and everyone is racist and homophobic and hates that I'm trying to change students to become critical thinkers. The principal is also progressive like me, but we keep meeting resistance. Should I quit?" source: slate.com \| share:	43

Thu May 06, 2021
		Eleanor Rigby, picks up the shells in the school where a shooting has been source: eastidahonews.com \| share:	62
		"Back when I was kid in the 20's, we used to not have school when it snowed." "Wow, grandpa, that must have been awesome." "It was, kid, it truly was" source: thehill.com \| share:	56
(Sanitized Database)		Little Bobby Tables has a new baby brother source: reportr.world \| share:	73

Wed May 05, 2021
		On this day in 1925, John Scopes was arrested and charged with the outrageous act of teaching biology to high school students source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	26
		"It's old school, but I think it deserves a comeback, which is why it got a spot in my first cookbook, out this April" source: bonappetit.com \| share:	34
(Some Guy)		News: Woman pulls a gun in the carpool lane. FARK: Of an elementary school source: kark.com \| share:	60
(Some Guy)		So can we just go ahead and rename Australia to Skull Island? source: microsoftnewskids.com \| share:	17
		School Superintendent can confirm incident happened, would also like to stress that no students were involved in incident. The incident being the arrest of two teachers, acting as chaperones during senior trip, for public drunkenness source: thedailyreview.com \| share:	31

Tue May 04, 2021
		New comic teaches kids how to make art out of what's available during the pandemic. Used syringes, discarded masks, unwanted vaccines, and ignorantly selfish asshats? source: npr.org \| share:	20
		Middle-schoolers soon to be eligible for top-notch 5G coverage source: forbes.com \| share:	42
		If you can read this headline, thank a teacher source: nationaltoday.com \| share:	47
		Massive survey finds head-injury risk is higher for female high school soccer players than boys. You submitted this with a much more hands-on pun source: nature.com \| share:	21

Mon May 03, 2021
		Student superfans get Jeff Goldblum's attention with assignments source: fox2now.com \| share:	11
		Yelling out "I'm not a racist" in a meeting several times will not make that somehow magically true, just like yelling out "Biggie Smalls" in a bathroom will not make him appear source: lgbtqnation.com \| share:	130
		"I was raised a rapture-fearing evangelical, and myself and others were always afraid we'd get out of school and find out everyone from us had been taken. I never knew why that fear was there, but now I know why it was instilled in us" source: slate.com \| share:	25

Sun May 02, 2021
		All I hear all day long at school is how great Thurgood Marshall was at this, or how wonderful Thurgood Marshall did that. Marshall, Marshall, Marshall source: thehill.com \| share:	27

Sat May 01, 2021
		If you've said, "Well, Republican state legislators are bad but at least they don't knee high school students in the balls," you'll have to reconsider that assertion source: amp.kansascity.com \| share:	216
		In a weird twist of karma, Marsha Blackburn's claim that Joe Biden was going to mandate preschool and two years of college for everyone turns out to be false, but does demonstrate why Biden's education plan would actually help folks like Marsha source: cnn.com \| share:	92
		Students of the Scandinavian Cello School perform for cows. No, this is not a Far Side cartoon but probably should be source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	32

Fri April 30, 2021
(Some Guy)		Nigerian teen wins $5 million in scholarship offers in the US and UK. But first she'll need to send a $5000 cashier's check to release the funds source: binnews.com \| share:	23
		School Board votes to use Visine on mascot source: wjactv.com \| share:	20
		You know Blake Bailey, the Philip Roth biographer whose book got canceled? Here's an in-depth exploration of how creepy he is. And yes, we're talking "grooming your 8th grade English students to have sex with you the minute they're legal" creepy source: slate.com \| share:	128

Thu April 29, 2021
		New Catholic school sex education programme not in line with Government policy. The Tánaiste does not think every sperm is sacred, uses his own to make Santorum source: thejournal.ie \| share:	9
		This dog flunked out of guide dog school, so she learned to sniff out Covid instead. Good girl source: tampabay.com \| share:	12
		Once again, Florida scohols the world on how to be stupid source: clickorlando.com \| share:	41
		"The vice principal at my child's school is constantly wearing masks below the nose and it is driving me insane. So much for setting a good example for responsible mask wearing. How do I fix this?" source: slate.com \| share:	28
		"The vice principal at my child's school is constantly wearing masks below the nose and it is driving me insane. So much for setting a good example for responsible mask wearing. How do I fix this?" source: slate.com \| share:	28
		Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish Gladiator School source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	6
		CT makes it official that Jesus can be your vaccine, but you better hope he can also afford your private school tuition source: wfsb.com \| share:	26

Wed April 28, 2021
		God, Guns, and Schools. The perfect GOP law passed by the Florida legislature source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	36
		Another N.J. college to require students to get COVID vaccine. Thanks Drew source: nj.com \| share:	18
		Durex condom sales are getting stiffer source: nypost.com \| share:	11
		Whatever medical school Joe Rogan graduated from recently needs to give him a refund, as hospital admissions for young healthy people due to COVID-19 are rising source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	85
		Hell hath no fury like a woman with access to thy iCloud (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	32
		12-year old set to graduate High-school and college in the same week this May, a decision he will in no way regret in 20 years when his friends and co-workers share stories about their exploits at prom or the wild parties they went to in college source: cnn.com \| share:	123
		What, you didn't learn about the heroic actions of the RoboCop-Centaur during the American Revolution? You must have gone to the uncool school source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	16

Tue April 27, 2021
		For some parents of young adults, the pandemic has meant new opportunities to reconnect with their children. If by "reconnect with their children" you mean "let these grown-ass adults move back into the basement rent-free for the rest of their lives" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	43
		Second-rate tv station reports student at second-rate journalism school gets article published in second-rate newspaper source: ktvo.com \| share:	32
		Saitama cement factory blows up real good, damages property. "My daughter was on her way home from a cram school and was surprised to see something that looked like snowflakes falling" source: japantoday.com \| share:	30
		THE Ohio State University comes to AN agreement with THE fashion designer Marc Jacobs over trademarking THE word THE source: nbcnews.com \| share:	10
		I don't remember bikini photo shoots when I went to law school, though there was that one woman who made a sex video in the library. She was stacked source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	64
		Jesus' greatest commandment was to love God and each other. Not sure how suing the government in order to discriminate against people you find icky fulfills your mission statement "to develop citizens of Christlike character" source: nationalreview.com \| share:	84