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Sun July 22, 2018
		A 14-year-old boy was banned from performing his spectacularly amazing drag act by his stuffy school for completely made up "law" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	68

Sat July 21, 2018
		Don't bother going to film school. Just watch this 8-minute analysis of every Wes Anderson movie ever source: youtube.com \| share:	25
		Seems these North Carolinian preschoolers will have a boring summer this year source: myfox8.com \| share:	25
		Michigan high school stocks its classrooms with "safety buckets" ...just in case there's one of those everyday mass shootings source: wnem.com \| share:	139

Fri July 20, 2018
		First class at University of Houston's new medical school will have their tuition paid for after anonymous $3 million donation source: cw33.com \| share:	34

Thu July 19, 2018
		Do you want poltergeists in your school? Because this is how you get poltergeists in your new school source: fox61.com \| share:	40

Tue July 17, 2018
		Thieves steal $54,000 worth of textbooks from law school. Police hope to recover the 12 volumes soon source: daytondailynews.com \| share:	37
		LSU coach Ed Orgeron regrets going to Canada source: espn.com \| share:	7
		Parents are now throwing their daughters period parties. Expect all kinds of strings to be pulled so guests can have a bloody good time source: nypost.com \| share:	112

Mon July 16, 2018
		Sneaky little sentence tucked into the back of a FL Ballot initiative about imposing term limits on school board members, would also take away their authority to oversee or regulate private or charter schools -gee wonder how THAT got there? source: tallahassee.com \| share:	33
		If your daughter is going to be a pole dancer later in life you might as well start training her when she's young source: metro.co.uk \| share:	127

Sat July 14, 2018
		Salmon jump because they're infested with lice. Probably got it from school source: sciencemag.org \| share:	20

Fri July 13, 2018
		Photoshop Theme: Department store/school portraits of famous people LGT examples source: imgur.com \| share:	22
		Headline: "Louisville might rename Papa John's Cardinal Stadium after racial slur." I don't know about you, but (n-word) stadium seems like the wrong choice to me source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	116
		Republican primary candidate removes PhD from name after investigation reveals school he attended was a fraud. Fark: He still claims degree is legitimate because he "worked very hard" source: tampabay.com \| share:	54

Thu July 12, 2018
		Hugh Hefner's daughter remembers the good old days of coming home from school, seeing dad banging all his girlfriends in the "fun" room, playing video games in the game room, and avoiding venereal disease. It was an adventure source: pagesix.com \| share:	60

Wed July 11, 2018
		Good news high school basketball players, you may be able to jump into the NBA right away soon source: msn.com \| share:	14
		Headteacher refuses to move school play for England's World Cup semi-final so kids are dropping out of production of 'Shrek - the Musical' source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	37

Tue July 10, 2018
		Summer is a great time for kids to chart the stars. Evidently they have to go outside for this source: tallahassee.com \| share:	11
		Judge rules Massachusetts school can continue to use electric shocks on special needs students following stiff resistance in what is described as a highly charged case source: independent.co.uk \| share:	128
		Noted smart person and presumed elementary school graduate Louie Gohmert concludes that adults can't be sexually assaulted in effort to defend Jim Jordan source: deadspin.com \| share:	47

Mon July 09, 2018
		Drunk BMW driver nabbed speeding in school zone with person riding on the roof of his car never learned to only do one illegal thing at a time source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	19
		That moment when your former attorney is spotted moshing and playing air guitar at a Copstabber concert. (With pics) source: thehill.com \| share:	45

Sun July 08, 2018
		The top old-school children's cartoons include 'Tom & Jerry,' 'The Flintstones,' and 'Scooby-Doo.' 'Godzilla vs. Bambi' surprisingly left off the list source: doyouremember.com \| share:	122

Fri July 06, 2018
		Court rules that $50 going missing does not give school officials the blanket authority to strip search 22 middle school girls source: dailykos.com \| share:	64
		Article on how to better retain what you read. That reminds me of something I saw somewhere about remembering content of books like...wait...what am I submitting here again? source: lifehacker.com \| share:	8

Thu July 05, 2018
		In the true spirit of academic excellence, Yahoo takes time out of their busy day to rank the Power 5 conference schools by.....athletic success source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	8
		Bush-appointed federal judge rejects precedent of Brown v. Board of Education source: nytimes.com \| share:	80

Wed July 04, 2018
		Mom sues Detroit school system over son's severed finger. Man, I remember when they'd just rap your knuckles with a ruler source: freep.com \| share:	52
		Still mad that Pluto was Declassified as a planet? Well, we could make it a planet again, but then Earth would have 109 sibling planets. Try learning all of those in high school science class source: inverse.com \| share:	93
		While federal judge rules against Detroit in a $500M lawsuit against the state for better schools, the county is working a deal to build $533M jail. Wut? source: detroitnews.com \| share:	38

Tue July 03, 2018
		McConnell: "Sure sucks about all these school shootings. Hope you all can find someone to actually fix it" source: thehill.com \| share:	125
		Cops mad at school reading list which contains books about police brutality. Says, they prefer the popular book, The Cops are Great and We'll Shoot You or Beat You if You Say Otherwise and We'll Get Away With It, Signed Jesus source: theguardian.com \| share:	51

Mon July 02, 2018
		In a dystopian future, facial recognition cameras will monitor each school student and "score" their moods, their attentiveness to lessons, and behavior to trigger automatic disciplinary action. Did I say dystopian future? I meant in China, right now source: latimes.com \| share:	87

Sun July 01, 2018
		Phil Fulmer earns $90,000 bonus after University of Tennessee ranks 11th out of 14 SEC schools. Peyton Manning unavailable for comment source: knoxnews.com \| share:	14
		The will of Manos shall be served source: kfor.com \| share:	51
		British school children on a trip to Italy smash a priceless 16th century tabernacle of "Madonna and Child." Wonder how much that'll cost the parents (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	74
		West Point military academy gets its first black superintendent in the school's 216-year history source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	34

Sat June 30, 2018
		Concealed carry permit holder heroically tries to break up a bar fight...and is promptly shot dead by cops who see a man armed with a gun in the middle of a brawl source: oregonlive.com \| share:	389
		If a Liberty University math professor travels two hours to have sex with a female under eighteen, how long until Jerry Falwell Jr. removes him from his website? (show your work) source: foxnews.com \| share:	64
		High school that showed LGBTQ anti-bullying videos is accused of making a heterosexual student feel "bullied" source: yahoo.com \| share:	222

Fri June 29, 2018
		Bad: Your teenager has a school hit list. Worse: Police find your home filled with loaded guns. Murica: All charges dropped, sorry to bother you fine citizens source: twincities.com \| share:	139
		New state laws going into effect Sunday include beaches are no longer public property, kids bullied in public schools can get vouchers to get bullied in private schools, state cattle breed designated as Florida Cracker source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	44
		Annapolis shooting suspect "wanted to get revenge" on journalists who reported on his guilty plea to charges of harassing a woman he went to high school with source: cbsnews.com \| share:	258
		Prince has been dead for two years, and the kid is now in middle school, so I'm sure you will all be relieved to know that Universal has finally settled the Dancing Baby Video lawsuit source: arstechnica.com \| share:	14

Thu June 28, 2018
		Ollie Ollie Oxen-not free at all. He wants the money UConn owes him source: deadspin.com \| share:	5
		Baylor's regents may have used black athletes as scapegoats for its sexual assault scandal so federal investigators wouldn't investigate the old white men that run the school source: espn.com \| share:	9

Wed June 27, 2018
		Wisconsin authorities send out Amber Alert, want everyone to keep their eyes out for Big Lord Beefcake source: clickhole.com \| share:	34
		Winner of global teaching award spends her $1million prize on appointing artists and musicians in residence at 30 schools in disadvantaged areas source: theguardian.com \| share:	24
		Dear Amy: I think there's something going on with my wife and this teen boy. Yes, she's a schoolteacher and he's a student. I do feel like she enjoys his company more than mine. I have this horrible feeling I'll see her in a Fark.com headline. Help source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	22

Tue June 26, 2018
		Because Zero Tolerance worked so well in Schools, the War on Drugs, with immigrants from certain countries, and at the Border - Trump decides to extend Zero Tolerance to (spins wheel of hate)....Iranian Oil Exports. Fark: To other countries source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	79
		Ohio Republicans want teachers to start reporting boys to their parents if said boys aren't acting manly enough in school. No word yet on whether wide stances will be suspect source: pinknews.co.uk \| share:	111
		Oh goody: Another SJW restaurant throws out someone just because they don't like his politics. *clicks link* CROM'S CRUNCHY CROTCH CROUTONS source: foxnews.com \| share:	170

Sun June 24, 2018
(Some Guy)		Internet to be turned off for an entire country because: a) net neutrality rules b) prevent copyright infringement or c) school exams? source: alphr.com \| share:	30

Sat June 23, 2018
(Daily-Journal)		Illinois teen faces felony charge for recording conversation with school principal. Welcome to America source: daily-journal.com \| share:	203

Fri June 22, 2018
		It's official: lap dances at school camp are "not part of the approved programme" for camp activities source: asiaone.com \| share:	33
		80 year old Alabama Baptist minister to Jeff Sessions: "Hang on to your day job at the Justice Department. I don't believe you have much future as a theologian or Sunday school Bible study writer. NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FARKING SHINE BOX" source: al.com \| share:	46
		Abandoned baby left under stairwell 18 years ago graduates high school source: myfox8.com \| share:	25
		Students graduate from Ohio's first cannabis college. Subby really wants to see Cleveland School of Cannabis in the NCAA tournament bracket this year source: fox8.com \| share:	32

Thu June 21, 2018
		I, for one, welcome our neanderthal minibrain connected to a crab robot overlords source: ign.com \| share:	20
		The oldest boarding school in the country that focuses on the military is about to close. Are you an alum of a boarding school? Are boarding and military schools even necessary anymore? source: pennlive.com \| share:	25
		I used to be High School athlete, until I took a javelin to the eye source: brisbanetimes.com.au \| share:	20

Tue June 19, 2018
		Woman calls 911 to report her two preschoolers missing. Cops find kids safe at their dad's place, but Mom's sure they're now hiding under parked vehicles. Meth: It's what's for breakfast source: nwfdailynews.com \| share:	28

Sat June 16, 2018
		School of Art devastated by blazing inferno...four years after it was devastated by blazing inferno source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	74
		Mom catches teenage son in bed getting up-close-and-personal counseling from the school counselor source: nypost.com \| share:	120
		Sessions gets schooled on the bible by a former altar boy source: deadline.com \| share:	165

Fri June 15, 2018
		Supreme Court rules 7-2 that denying accreditation to law school that discriminates against LGBTQ population is within boundaries of religious freedom. Obviously not that Supreme Court source: cbc.ca \| share:	104
		I ran, I lost, nobody cared. Chuck Enderline, a farker, won the Dem Primary in GA-3, and I fear we didn't notice. I didn't see anything posted on fark about it, but he could probably use some donations. Let's help him source: arkansasonline.com \| share:	135
		Sec of Defense Mattis heads to the Naval War College to school the Commander-in-Thief on how Russia is our enemy and he should shut his damn mouth about military matters and focus on his reality show source: rawstory.com \| share:	76
		Clarinet player learns that his ex-girlfriend faked a rejection letter from his dream school source: npr.org \| share:	158

Thu June 14, 2018
		Officials say the large network of tunnels under Lehi High School in Lehi, Utah will be demolished as they renovate the school. No word on whether the Hellmouth will remain open, however source: ksl.com \| share:	37
		Dad buys Valedictorian son a billboard after school no longer recognizes the position because of reasons source: foxnews.com \| share:	167
		North Carolina becomes first state to adopt $15 minimum wage for state employees source: thehill.com \| share:	46

Wed June 13, 2018
		Gallant uses a courteous, calming demeanor to de-escalate situations. Gumbus runs a school bus off the road and beats it with a hammer source: wgntv.com \| share:	27
		Charlotte School of Law students had a unique educational experience, attending the first law school to lose accreditation and the first to lose student loan eligibility. Yet they are strangely dissatisfied source: seattlepi.com \| share:	100
		First trailer for 'The Nun' makes The Conjuring look like a after school special source: thterrortime.com \| share:	31
		Man brings provocatively dressed girlfriend to graduation ceremony -- aaaand you've already clicked source: kotaku.com \| share:	74
		Teacher resigns over school's transgender policy. Is surprised to learn that quitting means you don't have a job next year source: nbc4i.com \| share:	423

Tue June 12, 2018
		NJ school superintendent doesn't explain why he defecated repeatedly on another district's track field at latest court hearing, just waves away reporters and says, "Oh, poo" source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	34
		A woman who taught special education for 45 years left the school $1 million for scholarships source: cnn.com \| share:	39

Mon June 11, 2018
		After game winning pitch, a high school pitcher consoles the batter before he celebrates with his team source: sportingnews.com \| share:	23
		Teacher with last name 'Sprinkles' has sex with student. You read this in Morgan Freeman's voice source: myfox8.com \| share:	101
		I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shiat. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	18
		Florida sheriff wants to form school police department, get children started early on their Florida tag appearances source: fox4kc.com \| share:	77
		Gun store hosts 'train a teacher day' says the hard part was getting them to hold the paper targets source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	84
		Creepy non-human Betsy DeVos creeped around kids' therapy sessions so she could have a photo op. The therapy sessions helping them deal with their friends' deaths from guns. Then in comes Betsy being creepy source: rawstory.com \| share:	58

Sun June 10, 2018
		Vince Vaughn arrested for DUI. No word if he'll be charged with having an awful filmography since Old School source: tmz.com \| share:	92

Sat June 09, 2018
		Valedictorian at school gets her mic cut before she can talk about her sexual assault. Horrendously stupid school officials don't know how publicity works source: npr.org \| share:	165
		ACLU: Here's a report proving that over half the charter schools in Arizona are violating state and federal law in their admissions. AZ Charter School "Oversight" Board: Gosh that's terrible, we really should look into that shouldn't we? source: azcentral.com \| share:	62
		Ann Coulter accused of sex with minor source: people.com \| share:	86
		Law school in Phoenix to lose accreditation due to low scores. The school vows to return, to rise above like a umm, oh, rise like a... wait a minute, ah shoot, I hope that's not on the test source: azcentral.com \| share:	22

Fri June 08, 2018
		Montana woman goes old school on a log jam source: missoulian.com \| share:	32
		High school student deported by Trump to Mexico was killed today, three weeks after he was inhumanely sent back to a country he didn't know source: politicususa.com \| share:	182
		Senate Judiciary Committee may have stumbled upon a missing piece of the Russia puzzle. And we're kicking it old school, back to the Jack Abramoff days source: theatlantic.com \| share:	39

Thu June 07, 2018
		Teacher accused of taking bribes from students for better grades. Florida tag gets to sit this one out because sex wasn't involved source: wsrz.iheart.com \| share:	48
		Akron's decaying Rubber Bowl, one-time home of the Akron Zips and host to rock concerts and football games involving area high schools, colleges, and pro teams, will finally be demolished this year. Way to go, Ohio source: articles.cleveland.com \| share:	22
		UCF: WE WANT BAMA... Alabama: Ok, you're on. Well, sorta source: collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	13

Wed June 06, 2018
		Student decides it would be fun to ride his dirt bike through his school's hallways as a senior prank, which doesn't go as expected, as you already know since you're reading this here source: nj1015.com \| share:	43
		Does scoring a classroom interview with Uncle Ant-Man make you the coolest kid in school? source: mypalmbeachpost.com \| share:	20
		AD at Mona Shores High School given a 10 day without pay suspension based on ...well, read the article source: mlive.com \| share:	37
		Quebec minister says schools should discuss whether girls should be allowed to free the twins source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	109

Tue June 05, 2018
		I'd like to know whom among us has not been stabbed with a pencil while attending public school. Anyone? source: 6abc.com \| share:	34
		Education Secretary Betsy DeVos says that the Trump administration's school safety commission will not look into the role of guns in school violence source: msn.com \| share:	90
		Pennsylvania 8th-graders given ballistic shields as a graduation gift before heading off to high school source: fox29.com \| share:	88
		Just your typical "going into labor during final exams at Harvard Law School" story source: cnbc.com \| share:	22
		If you thought the Larry Nassar Scandal gave MSU a black eye the school's Health Physicist wants you to hold his beer, bathe Flash The Basset Hound, bring him to his tent & Sparty On source: mlive.com \| share:	47

Mon June 04, 2018
		Fox News has the answer to school shootings, a giant water cannon that can blow a hole in a concrete wall to help students escape source: gizmodo.com \| share:	175
		Creationist who wants to force schools to teach her (and only her) religion running for Congress in Mississippi source: patheos.com \| share:	135

Sun June 03, 2018
		Map of how much teachers make in every state. WTF Oklahoma? source: thrillist.com \| share:	76

Sat June 02, 2018
		The CMCs want to join the School of Friendship even they are the best of friends already. Do they want to run a secret cookie bakery out of the basement? Find out on My Little Pony - Marks for Effort this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET source: equestriadaily.com \| share:	105
		Man kidnaps family to do yard chores, makes them recite the pledge of allegiance source: modbee.com \| share:	55
		Former manager of 2 Chainz, buys 1 Whip for homeless high school senior in Houston so she could use her scholarship in Austin source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	31

Fri June 01, 2018
		HIgh school dean shoots student for not selling enough weed. Not saying he should have been shot, but an inability to sell weed at a high school is pretty pathetic source: nypost.com \| share:	114

Thu May 31, 2018
		Police claim a teen planned a 'bigger than Columbine' school shooting, and tried to recruit friends to join him source: ktvu.com \| share:	61
		Learning gardens teach urban students skills to help survive the coming zombie apocalypse source: dailynews.com \| share:	19
		Lawyer for former USC medical school dean: 'Yes, my client used methamphetamine while working at the school - but only because his mental illness allowed him to fall head over heels for a drug-addicted hooker.' source: latimes.com \| share:	32
		Um, yeah, you may now address me as DOCTOR Vin Diesel, thaaaaaaaaaaaaanksabunch source: tmz.com \| share:	52

Wed May 30, 2018
		News: Sarah Sanders chokes up when student reporter asks her about what steps Trump's administration is taking to address school shootings. FARK: She lies to him about the steps the administration has actually taken source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	76
		What kind of previous charges could a new school principal possibly have? Oh. Oh Dear source: wreg.com \| share:	71
		Virginia to finally expand Medicaid coverage but you'll have to work for it source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	131
		"Dear Prudence: My husband wasn't surprised when I asked for a divorce--I have been unhappy with him for awhile--but he was shocked I didn't wait until our 13 year-old was out of high school. How can we tell her we're going to upend her world?" source: slate.com \| share:	29
		Valve Corp. pulls 'active school shooter' video game. Company says it will instead release a 'gun control' game, but the demo appears to be unwinnable source: vox.com \| share:	117
		So we now know the cost of wishing death upon a 17-year-old kid who survived a mass school shooting and is trying to make the world a better place: 5 days' pay source: nydailynews.com \| share:	220

Tue May 29, 2018
		GOP Congresswoman finds the real culprit behind all the recent school shootings: Porn source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	220
		Cool: Chiefs offensive lineman Laurent Duvernay-Tardif graduates from medical school. Cooler: the NFL may let him put "DR. Duvernay-Tardif" on his jersey source: espn.com \| share:	37
		The Great Barrier Reef has had five near-death experiences and now has constant violent hallucinations about kids it bullied in school source: sciencemag.org \| share:	8

Mon May 28, 2018
		Under no circumstances are you permitted to attempt DIY deportations, Mr. Flight School Instructor source: redding.com \| share:	75
		Vermont State Troopers are asking for help naming their new bomb sniffing dog. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know what to do source: mychamplainvalley.com \| share:	111

Sun May 27, 2018
		High school: We're not playing the national anthem before the game. Crowd: Hold our beer and watch this source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	316

Sat May 26, 2018
		Experts agree there's no link between violent video games and school shooters. That doesn't mean it's a good idea to publish a school shooting game on Steam source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	67
		Retiring pricipal gets hunderds of burrito giftcards sayof from grateful students source: thecourier.com \| share:	57
		"If it had been written in middle school, I'd give it a C or C+. If it had been written in high school, I'd give it a D," said retired English teacher Yvonne Mason. Fark: About a letter she received from President Trump source: thehill.com \| share:	52

Fri May 25, 2018
		Trump says meeting North Korea could be back on. Michael Cohen had a meeting with another shady Russian inside Trump Tower. John Bolton spreads for a Playgirl shoot. Another school shooting. The day's not yet over. It's your 8 p.m. ET FHF MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	592
		Your daily school shooting thread source: indystar.com \| share:	709

Thu May 24, 2018
		NRA: "It's time for Congress to step up and pass legislation putting common sense limitations on #MSM's ability to report on these school shootings" source: news.vice.com \| share:	323
		Captain Kangaroo may be coming back, just as soon as he steals some beer and beats up an Asian man source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	26
		Senior posts his high school for sale on Craigslist as a prank. What could possibly go wrong? source: fox4kc.com \| share:	157
		Arizona school superintendent rejects actual reality and substitutes her own source: arstechnica.com \| share:	55

Wed May 23, 2018
		All fear the Asian American girls of St. Paul's Johnson High School and their indomitable badminton team source: deadspin.com \| share:	11
		So, the obvious question is, what was a guy who had his license suspended 14 times doing driving a school bus? source: nypost.com \| share:	78
		House Committee schools Betsy DeVos again source: newsweek.com \| share:	93
		Teacher takes KY GOP house majority leader to school in primary source: thehill.com \| share:	105

Tue May 22, 2018
		Hilarious twitter monologue about taking schoolkids on a day out. contains some language NSFW source: mobile.twitter.com \| share:	11
		Turns out US public schools are still theoretically safer than combat-zones. For now source: boingboing.net \| share:	71
		'13 Reasons Why' season 2 sparks outrage over (a) glorifying suicide, (b) school shooting scene, or (c) mop sodomy source: sfgate.com \| share:	36
		Student graduating from Christian-based homeschool angry because Publix refused to put cum on his cake source: tampabay.com \| share:	175
		One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming source: nypost.com \| share:	183

Mon May 21, 2018
		While Oliver North blames culture of violence for school massacres, let's roll tape of his gig as pitchman for Call of Duty:Black Ops IV source: rawstory.com \| share:	60
		After the Santa Fe high school shooting, both sides of the gun control debate have just said "Fark it" and decided rather than doing anything to restrict crazy people's access to guns, we should just turn our kids' schools into Supermax prisons source: thehill.com \| share:	191
		"What if no children went to school until gun laws changed to keep them safe? My family is all in if we can do this at scale" source: politicususa.com \| share:	160

Sun May 20, 2018
		Food fair at school cancelled after 7 kids get all liquored up, free rides to hospital source: news24.com \| share:	42
		Former NYC Police Commish Howard Safir has studied it out: the Common Core curriculum is what's behind all these school shootings source: crooksandliars.com \| share:	172
		Texas high school mass shooting suspect allegedly shot and killed girl who turned him down and made fun of him in front of people in class source: latimes.com \| share:	595

Sat May 19, 2018
		NRA spokesmonster Dana Loesch blames the media for the Santa Fe high school terror attack source: usatoday.com \| share:	367
		It only took minutes for the hoaxers to start putting out fake social media posts linking school shooter to Antifa, Hillary, Elmo, and other crisis actors source: sfgate.com \| share:	127
		Texas school shooter was a religious nut. Atheism is a religion, right? source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	364
		Finnish study finds that depressed, mentally ill, and psychologically controlling parents make it difficult for children to establish friendships in grade school. albeit "Scandinavian parenting styles may not be generalizable to parents elsewhere" source: reuters.com \| share:	15
		Two people shot, one fatally, at Georgia high school source: ajc.com \| share:	252

Fri May 18, 2018
		Bad, no one can find your kids' school bus after a severe storm. Worse: You find it, but the driver is drunk source: wnep.com \| share:	12
		Another school shooting, which will change absolutely nothing. Rudy Giuliani ran his mouth again on morning television. Just an all around crappy day in the news. Let's try to cheer each other up. It's our MSNBC thread. Starts at 8 p.m. ET. Come on in source: msnbc.com \| share:	856
		More people have been killed at schools this year than have been killed while serving in the military source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	222
		Reporter: "Was there a part of you that was like, 'This isn't real. This could not happen at my school?'" Santa Fe, TX student Paige Curry: "There wasn't...It's been happening everywhere. I've always felt it would eventually happen here too" source: twitter.com \| share:	329
		Parents fight four-lane road near elementary school. I usually need a fifth of tequila before I start picking fights with anything that big source: abc7news.com \| share:	28
		School bus crash that killed two and ripped the body off the drive train caused by bus driver making an illegal U-turn in front of a dump truck on Route 80 source: youtube.com \| share:	117
		You hear there's been a deadly school shooting. Do you (A) turn on the news to see what happened (B) set up a GoFundMe page for the victims' families, or, (C) grab your MAGA hat, 'Murkan flag and gun, and head on down to the scene of the crime source: twitter.com \| share:	242
		Raccoon-drowning teacher retires to spend more time hiding from a vengeful Rocket Raccoon source: clickorlando.com \| share:	83
		School employee busted for being high on meth at work. Officials became suspicious when she started talking faster than any of the students, kept trying to clean the grains of sand on the playground source: kfor.com \| share:	19
		Multiple fatalities reported after school shooting in Santa Fe, TX source: chron.com \| share:	1861
		Student graduates from high school and college in the same week, promises to offer a living hourly wage to his classmates source: whnt.com \| share:	30
		You have just been terminated from the company you founded for sexual harassment, battery on an employee and drug use so it's time to give out money in your dog's name to rehabilitate your image source: businessinsider.com \| share:	20
(wookiemonster)		Help old school Ultrafarker Wookiemonster get 1,000 follows for his feature film project. Grand prize is $25k, and only 33 entries. Please help :) source: seedandspark.com \| share:	4
		Study finds traffic school is all about the money and speeding tickets usually go to safe drivers source: thenewspaper.com \| share:	68
		Fan videos show the crowds attending Ken Ham's Ark attraction source: patheos.com \| share:	102
		Betsy DeVos wants public funding for private religious schools. Goddammit source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	104

Thu May 17, 2018
		Just a fun loving bunch of kids violently jumping a teammate to welcome him to the varsity squad source: ripcityradio.com \| share:	20
		How members of the British royal family get their last names. 'Earl of Dumbass' already claimed in the politics tab source: myfox8.com \| share:	38

Wed May 16, 2018
		Where the bullets went that day at school source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	17
		25-year-old man reminisces about his senior year of high school. Star of the basketball team, dating this fly little freshman girl, those were the days. Hard to believe it's been a whole week since then source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	23
		A definition of "asymmetrical warfare": you spend about $50K to send 12 operative to America to attend flight school and hijack airplanes. The country you attacked bankrupts itself by spending $3 trillion in response to your provocation source: thehill.com \| share:	104
		"The 'football incident' illustrates how "Veep"-levels of clumsiness in the Trump White House reach all the way to the top of the chain of command - and underscores how,, Kelly is acting like a middle school principal than a Cabinet-level executive" source: politico.com \| share:	52
		Oprah tokes source: blog.sfgate.com \| share:	26
		A five year old boy didn't want to go back to school after his police officer father's death, so 70 cops showed up and... oh man, it's getting real dusty in here source: cnn.com \| share:	27

Tue May 15, 2018
		If you put a car halfway into the high school, police send their congratulations. No, really source: fox9.com \| share:	32
		I'll see your brawl at a waterpark over a chair and raise it with a brawl at a Catholic school over a parking spot source: 9news.com.au \| share:	28
		Black mystery substance coming out of vents at public school. No one more excited about this development than the biology department source: thestar.com \| share:	39
		Please stop asking the cast of Black Panther to do the "Wakanda Forever" salute source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	115
		High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes source: courant.com \| share:	57
		Chargers head coach fulfills promise to his mother, graduates on Mother's Day weekend source: sandiegouniontribune.com \| share:	4

Mon May 14, 2018
(Some Guy)		NC senator choses novel way to celebrate National Teacher Appreciation Week - threaten them source: yesweekly.com \| share:	28
		"In a village where girls were not sent to schools or allowed to work, an old woman holding a pistol and following her passion was odd and invited ridicule." Although probably not for long source: aljazeera.com \| share:	45
		If you notice any Pandas held aloft at the Royal Wedding it's the mascot from alumnus of Meghan Markle's Catholic School in L.A. Bonus Fark: Katy Perry still trying to kick out the nuns from same school outta their home source: foxla.com \| share:	52
		"Bulletproof school supplies put to the test" may not have been the best choice of headline source: wfsb.com \| share:	87

Sun May 13, 2018
		Because there's no White Castle near your vacation spot? source: nypost.com \| share:	15
		Dear Deidre: I know you hear all the time from people who ask if their hot bisexual friend's all-day orgies are a concern, but my case is different. My 16-year-old son can't get the grades to become an RAF pilot and is depressed. What should I do? (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	18

Sat May 12, 2018
		Boasting a turbo-charged 400 brake horsepower engine, the Fastest Shed is to attempt a new speed record this weekend source: bbc.com \| share:	40
		Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students" source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	31
		School evacuated when someone calls in a bong threat. You read that correctly source: boston.com \| share:	30

Fri May 11, 2018
		Pencil boxes are the latest casualty in scholastic war against designer goods source: bbc.com \| share:	49
		Trump jokes about serving beyond 8 years. More fallout from Cohen bribes. Avenatti readies more bombs. Foreign leaders ask Trump when he's going to jail. Another school shooting. It is indeed a Fresh Hell of a Friday MSNBC thread - starts 8 pm EDT source: msnbc.com \| share:	1044
		Teacher arrested for public drunkenness. Fark: While chaperoning HS prom source: fox10phoenix.com \| share:	41
		Now that they figure the Internet has moved on and nobody's really paying attention anymore Texas charter school has reinstated teacher who caused an uproar by assigning kids homework asking them to list the positive and negative aspects of slavery source: mysanantonio.com \| share:	54
		You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable? source: abc7ny.com \| share:	52
		Elks Club Secretary calls cops on disruptive, drug-using, trespassing Black gang, errr, champion high school poets who were scheduled to be honored at the club that evening. Fortunately jailarity, shootarity do not ensue source: sevendaysvt.com \| share:	76
		Reunited high school sweethearts get married in front of school 30 years after splitting up. Groomsmen seen smoking pot behind the equipment shed source: whotv.com \| share:	19
		The Good: Cheerleaders get naked. The Bad: For a hazing ritual. The Ugly: University of Kansas source: deadspin.com \| share:	57

Thu May 10, 2018
		Frenchy says Paramount killed summer-school sequel to Grease because they figured silly summer musical with John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John was obvious dud, then had to make throwaway Grease 2 minus John and ONJ to cover up their mistake source: metro.co.uk \| share:	15
		Somebody thinks the widely popular pastime of streaming Kanye's "Life of Pablo" repeatedly from 2am to 5am seems suspicious source: engadget.com \| share:	13
		School officials: There are a few kids out there Juuling, so we need to act. How about we take away all bathroom doors and ban USB drives? That sound reasonable? source: nwherald.com \| share:	176

Wed May 09, 2018
		Yo mama so stupid, she can't even keep a job driving a school bus source: foxnews.com \| share:	27
		Elementary school teacher sues public school district after being threatened with dismissal, reassigned to high school for "Get To Know Your Teacher" slideshow that had photos of her parents, best friends, 'future wife.' source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	64
		"It's never my boys' fault, never my fault" source: msn.com \| share:	32

Mon May 07, 2018
		Law school staffer arrested after faking being at work for over a year while hanging out at Hooters in Las Vegas source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	60
		University of Florida says it is ending its "Get Off The Stage Now, Minstrel" policy source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	151
		Off-duty officer shows why schools should be gun-free zones source: abc12.com \| share:	195
		School district accidentally tells all their third graders they're above average source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	39

Sat May 05, 2018
		Man forces school bus to stop in middle of road and then it gets weird (with video) source: whdh.com \| share:	54
(There's No Graphic For Seventeen?)		There are two types of people in the world: those who shower before going to bed, and those who are just plain wrong source: seventeen.com \| share:	181
		Mass casualty response triggered and school evacuated after student mentions the b-word during discussion of genetics source: lowellsun.com \| share:	114

Fri May 04, 2018
		Look, being ranked as the worst law school in the country, and having to go to court to maintain its ABA accreditation was one thing for Thomas Cooley, but, being labeled as "The Law school that graduated Mickey Cohen"? Well that's just HURTFUL source: politico.com \| share:	98
		They finally know what killed the great Sultan Saladin, too bad for him its 800 years late source: phys.org \| share:	25

Thu May 03, 2018
		High school baseball player sues third base coach for telling him to slide source: mycentraljersey.com \| share:	33
		The NJ High mystery pooper is no longer a mystery. In related news, Kenilworth school Superintendent Thomas Tramaglini seen looking at the help-wanted ads source: nj.com \| share:	108

Wed May 02, 2018
		While class clowns' playful behavior may have amused their classmates in early elementary school, they plummet to the bottom of the social circle by third grade, a new study has found. Drew inconsolable source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	18
		Tampa man vandalized cars that reminded him of college bullies. Apparently he went to school with Bob Porsche and Fred Mercedes source: tampabay.com \| share:	50

Tue May 01, 2018
		Three towns in Vermont are responsible for a quarter of all speeding tickets in the state -- including the one town that happily enforces a 25 mph school zone limit near a school that closed three years ago source: digital.vpr.net \| share:	93
		Welcome to another exciting night of educational policy debate: In this corner, we have Oklahoma's Teacher of the Year. In the opposite corner, a rich lady who has no degrees in education who's never gone to a public school or sent her kids to one. FIGHT source: thehill.com \| share:	99
		Having realized that Jesus was crucified in a loin cloth, school backtracks on plan for "modesty ponchos" at the prom source: nypost.com \| share:	92
		Actual headline: Catholic school will give "Modesty Ponchos" to girls at prom deemed too slutty source: patheos.com \| share:	127

Mon April 30, 2018
		As humans continue to destroy the world's reefs, the coral has now begun to fight back source: wwltv.com \| share:	86
		For some, it was a moment of liberation from the repressive hypocrisy of the war generation. But for opponents it marked the dissolution of family, school and nation. A look at the May 1968 protests in Paris 50 years on source: bbc.com \| share:	36
		Low pay, lots of risk, helicopter parents, idiots wanting them to carry guns, lack of new textbooks, insufficient technology--take your pick source: newsweek.com \| share:	10
		Four years at one of the world's top engineering schools = finally, some decent bras source: wnyt.com \| share:	24

Sun April 29, 2018
		For 10 consecutive years, the same duck has returned to same elementary school in order to lay her eggs and raise her brood source: nj.com \| share:	89
		This week the Sunday Morning Music Club presents the Bad Grammar Hall or Fame. We're looking for the songs that drove your pedantic high school English teacher insane source: rd.com \| share:	150
		Rich, white Upper West Side liberals throw a group hissy over plans to diversify their schools source: theroot.com \| share:	251

Sat April 28, 2018
		His playoff beard is Hall of Fame worthy. He speaks three languages and learned one from a chiropractor's book. He gave up medical school and went bankrupt for a chance to be a 29-year-old rookie. He is ... the most interesting player in the NHL source: espn.com \| share:	15
		U.K. decides that when it comes using analogue clocks in schools, time has run out source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	216

Fri April 27, 2018
		It's best to avoid calling one of your Jewish high school students "the next Hitler," Mr. History teacher source: foxnews.com \| share:	63
		South Dakota State University is cutting its tennis program. Players now forced to find something else to do on the three days the weather allows tennis in South Dakota source: charlotteobserver.com \| share:	13
		Report finds many home-schooled kids are part of abusive families. Obvious tab swears it just fell down the stairs source: fox61.com \| share:	110
		Robot does your punishment by writing lines on the whiteboard source: hackaday.com \| share:	10
		People who drink alcohol have dirty mouths crawling with bad bacteria. Even worse when they eat the worm source: cnbc.com \| share:	15

Thu April 26, 2018
		"Ancient mass child sacrifice may have been world's largest." I don't know, my high school calculus class was a total bloodbath source: news.nationalgeographic.com \| share:	38
		"Dear Prudence: My mom got pregnant with me in high school; she raised me on her own. I'm 23; my husband and I are expecting our first child. My mother is 41, and she and her new husband are expecting. Am I right to feel resentment at her pregnancy?" source: slate.com \| share:	57

Wed April 25, 2018
		Sean Hannity appears to be playing fast and loose with all sorts of property law along with shady property investors, but then his lawyer on these deals was probably Michael Cohen. These guys make the Sopranos look like innocent school boys source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	74
		'Incognito mode' doesn't actually mean you are fully incognito. Next you're going to tell me the 'turbo button' doesn't actually mean your computer goes into turbo speed source: indy100.com \| share:	50
		Waffle House shooter's mom is home school advocate who claims mass shootings are caused by a lack of God in public schools source: patheos.com \| share:	149
		Shocker: The Toronto attacker was an "incel" who walked the halls in high school "head down, hands clasped - and making meowing noises" source: nypost.com \| share:	642

Tue April 24, 2018
(OU Daily)		In Oklahoma, you can cornhole for meteorology source: oudaily.com \| share:	9
		Bricklayers and Wharfingers make more money than teachers in San Francisco. Of course, nobody quite knows what a Wharfinger does source: sfgate.com \| share:	120
		Johns Hopkins Computer Science professor announces he grades his students on a curve, so the students organize a boycott of the exams and all get As source: boingboing.net \| share:	129
		Bob Dorough, composer and singer on "Schoolhouse Rocks" chestnuts such as "Three Is a Magic Number" and "My Hero, Zero," dies at 94 source: thewrap.com \| share:	34

Mon April 23, 2018
		Spotting high schoolers running from a bus on fire, Dr. Oz springs into action - by filming it source: nypost.com \| share:	25

Sun April 22, 2018
		School bus driver "reassigned" after leading students in prayer. Fark: For the second time source: foxnews.com \| share:	160

Sat April 21, 2018
		Land Titanic attendance numbers are sinking fast source: patheos.com \| share:	198
		Fark-ready headline of the day: "Men younger than 50: The more you smoke, the more you stroke" source: sciencedaily.com \| share:	53
		"Homeschooling education freedoms must be protected," say advocates of keeping children at home and forcing them to follow biased curricula while limiting their social skills source: newsweek.com \| share:	381
		Berkeley high school teacher suspended for bringing an empty tube to class source: seattlepi.com \| share:	94
		High school baseball team schedules wrong team, wins 82-0. Oops source: usatodayhss.com \| share:	66

Fri April 20, 2018
		"'These Kids Should Be In School Instead Of Protesting,' Say People So Tantalizingly Close To Getting The Point" source: theonion.com \| share:	89
		What happens when a deeply stupid man is confronted by highly educated teachers about disparaging remarks he made about them? Let's tune into KY Gov Matt "children were raped because the teachers went on strike" Bevin's press conference yesterday source: thehill.com \| share:	51
		Former Ohio State coach Earle Bruce passes away from Alzheimer's at 87, not a bad run. Kids, he is the reason Urban Meyer came home source: mlive.com \| share:	17
		Florida students walk out to protest school shootings. Since this is Florida, you can probably guess what happens next source: time.com \| share:	288
		School students asked to list the "positive aspects" of slavery source: mysanantonio.com \| share:	273

Thu April 19, 2018
		If you feel something moving around in your ear, you may want to have someone look at it. An armed takeover of an ultrasound school is probably not the best way to achieve that, however source: wftv.com \| share:	24
		Alex Jones screams about just playing Devil's advocate, also something about gay frogs? source: nypost.com \| share:	97
		Even most of Trump's staunchest defenders and strongest allies are worried about the possibility of Cohen "flipping"-and implicit in that worry is the assumption that Cohen is crooked as hell and there was nothing legitimate about his work for Trump source: businessinsider.com \| share:	119
		Norway is telling their high school students to refrain from doing things like sex on roundabouts among others source: yahoo.com \| share:	40
		Eight-year-old arrested after bringing gun to school. Don't worry, NRA members, the gun was unharmed source: wtop.com \| share:	90

Tue April 17, 2018
		Damien Shrader: I cannot report for jury duty because I'm supposed to be in preschool source: wnep.com \| share:	57
		KY Gov. Bevin pops back out, blames his shadow, making for six more weeks of teacher strikes source: lex18.com \| share:	50

Mon April 16, 2018
		Proof that schools are becoming more like prisons: The 8-year-olds are now shanking each other source: kare11.com \| share:	70
		Paid summer vacations, other stupid myths about public school teachers. You'll be glad you skipped that career in education source: news4jax.com \| share:	156
		"Alex Jones Claims Attractive Women Tried to Date Him In High School To Convert Him To Satanism." The joke is that anyone attractive, or intelligent, would have spoken to him at all. How about no source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	133

Sun April 15, 2018
		Teens are obsessed with ____________ and it's driving ____________ crazy. Sure, this story is about Fortnite and school teachers, but the headline template has been around since pretty much the dawn of civilization source: usatoday.com \| share:	112
		Don't f*ck with high school students. Mike Pence's hometown had their first LGBT Pride parade source: indystar.com \| share:	34
		Twelve things you might want to delete from your Facebook page. Besides crazy Uncle Lester who still has Facebook? source: indy100.com \| share:	57

Sat April 14, 2018
		Phase one: skip school. Phase two: parents go to jail because you skipped school. Phase 3: no more pesky parents telling you to go to school. North Carolina: "oops" source: newsobserver.com \| share:	116
		We'd all be better off as a nation if Press Your Luck, The Newlywed Game, and Hollywood Squares were still on the air source: doyouremember.com \| share:	44
		Troy Police Dept. welcomes the first member of its new Feline Unit. The new officer will be named via a contest with kids at Troy Public Schools, with Twitter users voting on the 4 finalists. Stay tuned for the 'Catty McCatface' thread on Caturday source: mlive.com \| share:	892

Fri April 13, 2018
		Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevins (R-eal scumbag) says that because schools were closed due to teacher walkouts, "I guarantee you somewhere in Kentucky today a child was sexually assaulted that was left at home because there was nobody there to watch them" source: kentucky.com \| share:	102
		You mean I can't fire a shotgun at a child who rang my doorbell to ask for directions for school? source: fox2detroit.com \| share:	362
		Today's elementary school teacher showing nude photo to class on projector comes to you from Kansas City source: fox4kc.com \| share:	72
		If your 4-year-old comes home with three missing teeth from a fight at daycare, it's time to find a new daycare source: fox4kc.com \| share:	34
		Teacher draws amazing pictures on her white board every day to get kids interested in learning, and holy fark is she good source: fox4kc.com \| share:	68
		It's possible that the biggest crisis actor of them all is Alex Jones. After all, he fits the definition: a false flag-waving paid plant at a tragedy, invented by right-wing conspiracy fans as a way to dream away the real victims of school shootings source: news.avclub.com \| share:	27
		Texas burglar steals everything needed for an old school gangsta rap video source: newswest9.com \| share:	36
		High school wrestling coach fired after admitting to wrestling with self on campus source: gwinnettdailypost.com \| share:	33

Thu April 12, 2018
		High school football bench warmer described as looking "like a baby giraffe" is now a future NFL player. How did he do it? A creative highlight tape, letters begging colleges to take him and a cheap buffet nearby source: nfl.com \| share:	5
		Student: "I want to listen to music during the test." Teacher: "Sorry, no phones allowed." Student: "Challenge Accepted" source: boingboing.net \| share:	42
		Florida Man quiz: Walmart doesn't have your meds. Do you? A) Head down to the beer aisle and get drunk in the cooler B) Yell at the pharmacist since you got all dressed up C) Threaten to blow up, shoot, and kill hundreds of people source: floridatoday.com \| share:	51
		Conservative: I can't envision how arming teachers could possibly go wrong. Parkland Teacher: Hold my gun source: miamiherald.com \| share:	172

Wed April 11, 2018
(Kokomo Perspective)		What's going on? A lot, if you like finger foods, liver & onions, and AYCE breakfast source: kokomoperspective.com \| share:	9
(Some Cubbie)		Young Ferris Bueller busted by principal skipping school to go to Cubs home opener source: 97x.com \| share:	15
		Trump seems to have attended the Al Capone School of Business Management: After "Elliot" Mueller stages a devastating raid on his mouthpiece's office, Trump is having dinner with his underbosses in Congress. Maybe he'll talk about his enthusiasms source: politico.com \| share:	78
		Somewhere in Pennsylvania, a tiny bat salesman is laughing source: nbcnews.com \| share:	44
		National Beer Day was last week. As was School Librarian Day, Tell a Lie Day, and National Rat Day. Today is National Siblings Day, so grab your brother or sister and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz, April 1-7 Silly Holiday Edition source: fark.com \| share:	16
		Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	174
		Ken Ham can't find enough creationist workers, so he's loosening restrictions on who he will employ at his museum source: patheos.com \| share:	65

Tue April 10, 2018
		Trump is schooled in attorney-client privilege by George Conway. Yes, of the Kellyanne Conways source: twitter.com \| share:	87

Mon April 09, 2018
		While you wait for news on Rick and Morty season 4, the duo will crossover with Dungeons & Dragons in a comic book. Get your Szechuan sauce-stained fingers ready for a (burp) saving throw source: ign.com \| share:	12
		In news that may surprise no one, Trump's numbers thrive in areas that don't have traditional news outlets, minorities, high school diplomas, full sets of teeth, etc source: politico.com \| share:	136
		Teacher: Hey, Dean, what do you think about this girl's nipples? Are they too erect through her shirt? School Dean: Hm. Those are pretty erect nipples. Hey, nurse, what do you think of these nipples? Nurse: Wow. Here, let me cover them with bandaids source: bradenton.com \| share:	381
		What happens when an EF3 tornado rips across a college campus full of security cameras source: whnt.com \| share:	57

Sun April 08, 2018
		Mom sends her kid off to school in a "McDonald's" X-rated T-shirt after thinking it looked innocent enough. She's not lovin' the embarrassment now source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	138
		If on October 14th, 1982 you wrote a letter, rolled it up, dropped it into an empty Diet Sunkist bottle, and tossed it into the Coosa River, this article may be of interest to you source: al.com \| share:	22

Sat April 07, 2018
		Oklahoma girl is excited to find Blake Shelton's autograph. Her mom isn't as excited, as it means her kid's textbook is over thirty years old source: amp.cnn.com \| share:	171

Fri April 06, 2018
		There now , was that SO hard?: Oklahoma legislature takes up measure raising online sales taxes, hotel taxes, and gambling taxes to raise the money to pay their teachers decently source: rawstory.com \| share:	59
		School fire alarms go off, 1500 staff and students evacuated because... lunch lady Doris burned the quiche source: tapinto.net \| share:	33

Thu April 05, 2018
		Most people can't put their finger on the lower G-spot despite seeing it all the time source: thesun.ie \| share:	19
		17-year-old pleads guilty to attacking school principal with spear. To be fair, a 1d6 versatile weapon is about the best you can get unless you take a martial weapons feat source: komonews.com \| share:	94
		Good: Brand new $70M school in Chicago will accommodate about 1,200 students. Less good: The construction site includes 38,000 people buried in unmarked graves. Very less good: Among the dead are patients from the county's insane asylum source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	121
		'Will & Grace' creator donates John Oliver's Mike Pence book parody to every elementary school in Indiana source: nydailynews.com \| share:	25
		Some Oklahoma teachers are finding the grass really is greener in Texas, and are packing up their shiny little surreys with the fringe on the top and sweepin' down the plains source: reuters.com \| share:	84
		Betsy DeVos working on making the school system even more racist source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	53
		Julian Edelman earns the 'Hero' tag by stopping a potential school shooter source: time.com \| share:	15

Wed April 04, 2018
		Sad: 11-year-old girl's mother died two years ago. Sadder: Her dad didn't know what to do with her hair so he hacked it off. Cool: Now her bus driver styles her hair for her almost every day source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	68
		Serious monkey business at Malaysia school for macaques, nttawwt source: phys.org \| share:	7
		Kansas GOP decides the best way to comply with State Supreme Court ruling to increase school funding is to change the State Constitution source: kansas.com \| share:	105
		OK Republicans growing increasingly deranged trying to justify not funding public schools. Governor Mary Fallin even started ranting about Antifa killing her family in 1962 source: splinternews.com \| share:	117
		What happens to the children when the teachers go on strike? Besides all the partying, video game playing, and illicit sex? Not much. Author apparently has forgotten what kids are like source: usatoday.com \| share:	64
		Maybe it's time to lighten up on the drinking when your daughter draws a picture of you in bed HUNGOVER with a sick bucket in her school artwork. Just sayin' source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	41
		Apparently harassing the Parkland high school students can be your own personal erotica site source: twitter.com \| share:	177

Mon April 02, 2018
		Sometimes, the name says it all source: mlive.com \| share:	32
		Sir, the teachers are revolting. You said it, they stink on ice source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	73
		Oklahoma teachers tired of working up to 6 jobs to make ends meet (that's not a typo) go on strike today. Six. Jobs source: kfor.com \| share:	319
		How powerful are high school students becoming? One just organized the first-ever gay parade in Mike Pence's hometown source: indy100.com \| share:	110
		Lindsay Lohan to give commencement speech at Harvard Law School because Stormy Daniels was busy source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	33

Sun April 01, 2018
		Schoolboys refuse to let go of man about to hang himself from motorway bridge. "I hope other children can see it's worth stopping to help someone" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	27

Sat March 31, 2018
		Once again, it's time for the annual "Sorry, that college acceptance letter may just be a computer glitch" source: marketwatch.com \| share:	39
		Decreasing female population in China has men applying to Women's University to improve chances of finding a girlfriend source: odditycentral.com \| share:	87
		Tomi Lahren wonders how come she still has advertisers? She's just as big a lowlife as Laura Ingraham. She'd like a week off too. It's just so unfair source: rawstory.com \| share:	223
		Nevada DoE again delays vote on adopting anti-bullying policy that includes protections for trans students, stating they're waiting on "model regulation" for the schools. Geena Rocero, Carmen Carerra, Lea T available for comment but haven't been asked source: rgj.com \| share:	194
		A 17-year-old high school student is close to bringing Fox News to its knees. How the mighty have fallen source: cbsnews.com \| share:	289
		They missed that Michigan has a player that used to be a student-manager, who's scored a 3 in the tournament already. Add 20 points source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	12

Fri March 30, 2018
		Arizona teachers: "We're among the worst paid in the country, could you please give us a 20 percent raise?" AZ Governor Doug Ducey: "One percent. That's my final offer" source: fox10phoenix.com \| share:	105
		Rep Steve King (Klansman-IA)has uncovered the REAL cause fo school shootings: It's Ritalin. but you never see that reported because "Big Pharma' pays families to keep quiet. No, he REALLY said that, and yes he IS an actual elected Representative source: rawstory.com \| share:	172
		Kid who was shot in school shooting is given detention for walking out during protest two years later. School board demands apology, then advocates arming teachers source: wusa9.com \| share:	73
		My mom used to get angry when I didn't do my homework but she never tried to cut my head off with a saw source: nypost.com \| share:	42
		Please note: "Cleavage is my Kryptonite" is not something high school teachers should say on the job source: toledoblade.com \| share:	137
		"It's not that my child is too ignorant or lazy; it's that he's just too smart for homework" source: slate.com \| share:	60
		Kentucky lawmakers approve state pension changes by sneaking them into sewage bill, sends it to Governor's desk for passage shiat source: cnn.com \| share:	84

Thu March 29, 2018
		Netflix is more popular than the BBC source: digitalspy.com \| share: