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Sat July 24, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In a bold strategy, Sen. Tom Cotton says public health bureaucrats are only concerned about the best interests of public health. Let's see how that works out for him
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Fri July 23, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Retired New Jersey school superintendent now looking for a bigger boat after getting $1.1 million by staying on the payroll
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Lara Trump moves up in the Idiot Rankings
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boston College football team now 100% vaccinated, after helping its only holdout player transfer to a new school. Presumably one in the SEC
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jesse Lee Peterson: We shouldn't let women be smarter than a man
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Subby either has to send his 3rd grader to in-person school, or homeschool. Can you help calm his anxiety? The latest information he can find is seven months old
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Subby either has to send his 3rd grader to in-person school, or homeschool. Can you help calm his anxiety? The latest information he can find is seven months old
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chicago makes sensible choice about masks in schools
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(AP News)
 
 
 
US churches reckon with traumatic legacy of Native schools. That is, if by reckon, one means not really do much and face no real consequences for their actions
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Thu July 22, 2021
(France 24)
 
 
 
Tokyo Olympic mascots may be weird, but they're positively normal in mascot-mad Japan, where schools train people to wear giant heads and dance like maniacs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
All those vaccinated coaches and staff flying to LA for Pac-12 media day have a safe flight. WSU, here's your Zoom link
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I think my father stole my inheritance but I'm not entirely certain. How can I find out?"
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Wrestling coach resigns, though the headline claims it had to do with a tenure scheme, the article mentions threat to expose embarrassing information so your first guess is probably right
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Climate change denial gets harder when New York City, around 2800 miles from the West Coast, is covered in smoke from the West Coast fires
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What can you do when a man shows up at elementary school, flying Nazi flags, yelling profanities from sidewalk at kids, parents, teachers? Apparently nothing
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
FFS School district wants parents' input on whether unvaccinated people should wear masks in school. Hint if someone refuses to vaccinate their kids why would you think they take Covid serious enough to require their kids to mask up
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
FFS School district wants parents' input on whether unvaccinated people should wear masks in school. Hint if someone refuses to vaccinate their kids why would you think they take Covid serious enough to require their kids to mask up
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(Michigan Radio)
 
 
 
Michigan Catholic school argues in favor of forcing kids to come to school naked. Oh sure, they SAY it's about masks, but I think we all know where this is headed
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(Playbill)
 
 
 
♫ We gotta go back, ♪ back, back to school again. Whoa, whoa, we gotta go, back to school... again ♫
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Mon July 19, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Engineering students at local college stick a thingamajig on a whangdoodle and adjust the whatsis level while calibrating the hoobajoob and long story short more clean energy. Also they win an award
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas schools will no longer be required to teach anything about Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony, Cesar Chavez, or basically anyone that makes old white men nervous
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What if: Treat technical/community colleges as an extension of the public education system. When somebody graduates high school they are guaranteed one fee-free Associate's degree attempt
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're a school bus driver, make sure not to drag the student down the road. (w/ video)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Court overturns FDA ban on electric shock treatment at Massachusetts school
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Witness in tax fraud case: "Donald Trump personally guaranteed he would cover school costs for the family members of two employees in lieu of a raise"
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Froghoppers: the wee creatures who can school your mom
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(Herald Journal News)
 
 
 
Subby's old high school tagged with Nazi graffiti. Subby deeply regrets introducing his school to 4-20 parties, as their point was entirety misunderstood
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Hitler adds causing a fifth grade teacher to lose her job to his list of accomplishments
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Hitler adds causing a fifth grade teacher to lose her job to his list of accomplishments
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Orange County recommending mask wearing again as COVID-19 positivity rate surges, in compelling argument against Oddball's disdain for negative waves, maaan
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine makes school lunches free for all students. GOP objects on the grounds that it will be harder for kids to know which of their classmates to poverty shame
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So requiring smallpox, polio, MMR vaccines for school is OK, but the Covid vaccine doesn't count? Why? And please remember to share your work
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to be an elite hacker and change high school yearbook quotes to Hitler quotes, at least have a better name than what teens do at a well-known mall clothing store
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Mon July 12, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
79-year-old Italian barber sells his successful business of 56 years for $1 to employee he hired out of trade school so she can take it over
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Not usually news: Mom accidentally takes picture of son with flash on. Scary news: What she found on photo
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Despicable white power minion in for some gru-eling questions from lawyers for making a gru-some hand signal
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Before they opposed CRT conservatives opposed sex ed, for the same reasons
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama passes Bear Patrol legislation. Up next, Tiger Rocks for everyone
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Who at Ford thought that featuring the 1971 Pinto in a demolition derby was a good idea?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's not a happy ending for over two dozen massage schools following intense vice investigation
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Sat July 10, 2021
(The News-Herald)
 
 
 
Almost makes me want to go back to school again... almost
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
School board elections are normally boring unless you live in Waukee, Iowa
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Thu July 08, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baltimore Ravens player donates $30K to change nickname of his high school team from Rebels to Ravens. "The choice is just a coincidence"
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(22 Words)
 
 
 
School bans "To Kill a Mockingbird" because of its emphasis on the idea of a "white savior." Wait until they read The Bible
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I married my high school sweetheart young; he was lazy, manipulative, awful. I divorced him and remarried. I found out he remarried, had kids; I never did; I am jealous and feel unfulfilled. It's too late for me to have kids. How can I be happy?"
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Couple sues Catholic school for not hating gays hard enough. They also paid $1.35 million to get their kid enrolled. Aunt Becky scoffs
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Viera High School teacher arrested on Capitol riot charges, attempting to impersonate totally normal human smile
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
It was the best of shires, it was the
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is suddenly outraged that a private school can kick people out
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman packs kid's school lunches with non-alcoholic vodak. BEST. MUM. EVAR
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Tue July 06, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Teen creates prom dress entirely out of duct tape. Keep your stick on the ice
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Catholic Church used "best efforts" to fundraise the $25 million required to compensate Residential School survivors - only paid out $3.9 million. But they did raise $292 million in that same period to upgrade their church buildings, so...good?
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(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
See, this is EXACTLY what happens when you try to make sure your Protestant Fundamentalist college is lily white as possible
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Sun July 04, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's the 2021 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest on ESPN. Can schoolteacher Michelle Lesco win the women's competition? Will Joey Chestnut win the men's contest yet again? And if so, how many hot dogs will he eat? Tune in and find out. Coverage begins at 11:30 AM ET
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
1. Make up fake stories about elementary school children being indoctrinated. 2. Encourage irate parents to storm their local school board meetings. 3. When the school board says WTF are you talking about say it's a liberal conspiracy
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Go be poor somewhere else
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'd give them an A for effort
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The last defenders of Bagram Airfield are ... *shocked Pikachu face*
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Fri July 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Will it be paved with Trump associates who have been thrown under the bus?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Driving school student navigates the drive thru window -- while parking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when you were in school and hadn't read the assignment and had to spend the entire class lecture avoiding even the slightest eye contact with your teacher in case she called on you? That's what it's like to serve in the House GOP right now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush wants the NCAA to give him back the Heisman Trophy that they took away from him in 2010 as punishment for receiving money while in college, which the NCAA now says it's okay to do
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Thu July 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You cannot "I fully support survivors of sexual assault coming forward. My post was in no way intended to be insensitive to their truth." after you sent out an ecstatic Tweet cheering Bill Cosby's release on a legal technicality. Bye, Phylicia
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Turns out teaching CRT is not the bogeyman that Republicans think it is
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Exoskeleton startup wants to puts robot arms on schoolkids. Let the next-gen playground slap fights commence
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
TX Gov. Abbott vetoes bill with wide bipartisan support that educated schoolkids about the signs of domestic abuse, dating violence, and child abuse because it didn't include an option for abusive parents to prevent their children from learning about it
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Another 182 graves of dead children found at yet another residential school. Happy Canada day everyone
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Going to Yale Drama School? Well, thanks to David Geffen's generous $150 million donation, you won't have to pay a dime for it
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Going to Yale Drama School? Well, thanks to David Geffen's generous $150 million donation, you won't have to pay a dime for it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
England wants to lift restrictions in schools in final stage of lockdown easing. Gonna give this plan a Δ (with the curve)
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Teens report teacher for frequently making sexual comments in class, discover being right still means one can lose
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Tue June 29, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
June is Indigenous History Month in Canada, so here is Subby's fave ep of Future History. It's a fun episode to watch people learn Ojibwe without classrooms. If you teach ESL, high school Spanish, etc, it might inspire socially distanced learning
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Jan Hammond is: 1) composer who wrote the "Miami Vice" theme; 2) heir to the Hammond organ fortune; 3) Qnservative who now runs SC's best school district with an iron hand
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Jan Hammond is: 1) composer who wrote the "Miami Vice" theme; 2) heir to the Hammond organ fortune; 3) Qnservative who now runs SC's best school district with an iron hand
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Keto-crazy mum sends child to school with keto school lunch, shares TikTok of her creation, breaks the internet. "Our entire family eats this way, my five-year-old, our puppies and my husband"
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual "Colleges should drop the SAT" article
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman who died in balloon crash was on 'bucket list' ride. See, this is why my bucket list only has things like 'drink as much bourbon as possible' on it
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman who died in balloon crash was on 'bucket list' ride. See, this is why my bucket list only has things like 'drink as much bourbon as possible' on it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman writes to Dear Amy to figure out how to best tell her other sister who's snubbed from yearly trip to get over it, tag is for the well deserved epic response
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The United States Supreme Court lets everyone know they don't give a piss who uses what bathroom
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Hello & welcome to John Waters' WTF school of industrial design
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old boy wants to give "alms to the oppressed." Teacher: "Arms to the oppressed?" That's a call to the government's deradicalisation programme
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old boy wants to give "alms to the oppressed." Teacher: "Arms to the oppressed?" That's a call to the government's deradicalisation programme
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sulking schoolboy
 
Sat June 26, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ School's out for summer...School's out for-ever ♫
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Fri June 25, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
College applications are up after many schools decided to ditch standardized test scores
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Republicans want to make it illegal for schools to encourage people not to be racist, when all that really matters is which gas station you shop at
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Area man arrested for exercising his right to bare his enormous beer gut at a school board meeting
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
...and that's all I have to say about that
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Thu June 24, 2021
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
A day after discovering more mass graves of children murdered by the Catholic church and the Canadian government, now might not be the time to talk about the "good done" in residential schools
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I be concerned that my daughter refers to her best friend as her 'secret bully?'"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Is "Wakayama man" Japan's version of "Florida man"?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Is the pandemic over, or are we stuck in the in-between days?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The sentient klan hood anally controlling Tucker Carlson threatens school boards that "revolution is coming" if they keep teaching things like diversity and equality
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
A ground penetrating radar survey of a former residential school in Saskatchewan has discovered hundreds of unmarked graves, "with a total expected to be over three times higher than the 215 discovered recently in Kamloops"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No good deed goes unpunished as a selfless spectator providing free food to an opposing team results in a high school basketball coach getting fired
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix will soon be completely awash in sparkly twilight
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Farking Supreme Court rules that farking cheerleaders can swear all they farking want to outside of their farking school
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Show me on the doll where CRT hurt you, Tucker
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
When you like a girl, make sure she considers you to be more than just a friend, before you ask her to do something like move in, or dispose of a body together
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
North Korea releases propaganda song that it wants all school children to sing this Friday. Sorry, did I say North Korea? I meant the UK
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
So shines a good deed in a weary world. Florida high school principal crafts personal notes for 459 graduates. Hero tag makes the rare fill-in for the Florida tag here
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Bear was reportedly very rude
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Russia bans Bard College, claims they've gone rogue. Just wait until the wizard finds out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY parents angry with Principal Alice Cooper
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Mon June 21, 2021
(CollectSpace)
 
 
 
It sounds mundane, but the crew of ISS needed a dispenser for the magic duct tape, so they could use it with one hand. A bunch of high school kids came to the rescue
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
🎵 I ate my goddamned bed, I sure ain't a purebred, I'm cute but an asshole, Adopt don't shop, click link instead🎵 TFette needs this dog adopted, Houston area. Send rescue
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While the line of succession might not be entirely clear, Subby really hopes it could end up in a reverse King Ralph situation. Come on, who doesn't want tea parties with crumpets on the White House lawn?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
UNC Journalism School attempts to give tenure to a black woman with enough credentials to fill a warehouse, but is blocked by a top donor, who's white, on the grounds that her blackness makes her incapable of being an unbiased journalist
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SCOTUS sides with college athletes on a case that the NCAA blew because they "admitted horizontal price fixing in a market where the defendants exercise monopoly control"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"The record volume of cargo has overwhelmed longshoremen, truck drivers, warehouses and railroads. Vessels are waiting up to five days just to get into port, and it can take 10 more days for a container to be loaded on a train"
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
We already have back-to-school shopping?
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Fri June 18, 2021
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Florida intellectual weighs in on Critical Race Theory
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
It's important that we figure out which Chrysler the B52s were talking about in Love Shack
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Faux News has spent more than twice as much airtime covering the NJ school district that dropped names of holidays from its school calendar as the DOJ spying on Democrats
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I send my daughter to a language immersion school to better prepare her for the future, but she barely speaks a lick of Spanish. Should I send her to a traditional school instead?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I send my daughter to a language immersion school to better prepare her for the future, but she barely speaks a lick of Spanish. Should I send her to a traditional school instead?"
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Wed June 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man thinks that a developmental version of Windows 11 that leaked online is the final product. CNN doesn't always hire the brightest of the bunch
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently the "K" in K-pop stands for "kinky"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz was a creepy douche in law school too
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Probably their heroic drinking habits
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Welcome to FARK, Mr. Making homemade fireworks next to a school
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
That's one attractive kid
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Most people learn plagiarism is wrong as students, but others make it a little further into their school career
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Most people learn plagiarism is wrong as students, but others make it a little further into their school career
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ukraine displays some expert-level Twitter trolling by tweeting out a thanks to NATO for letting them join (they hadn't), just hours before Biden met with Putin
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"A group of former Michigan football players, athletes and students who say they were sexually abused by the late doctor Robert Anderson plan to make their voices heard on Wednesday, demanding the school's Board of Regents take immediate action.'"
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Mon June 14, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Handmaids tell their tale
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Bigoted school board member resigns in a) Trumphumper, Texas b) Deplorable Junction, Alabama c) Boston, but I wouldn't be concerned as it's not a big college town
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snowflake parent melts completely because local school calendar will just list days off without the holiday name
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
University of Alabama student creates Bullying Buddy app to track bullying attacks. Tap, Forrest, tap
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Sun June 13, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ned Beatty dies at the age of 83. He will be cremated and the ashes spread in Otisburg
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Glasgow native misses airline food so much he's recreating it at home--which doesn't exactly speak well for the local Scottish cuisine
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Some of the richest zip codes in America can't afford to send 4-year-olds to school
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NYC mayoral frontrunner Eric Adams: This past year's been hard for schools. You know what we should do? Make it even harder
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
New Jersey School District removes all holiday names from school calendar and replaces them with "Day Off" so as not to offend anyone. Ferris Bueller is totally stoked
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
"Ferris Bueller" came out 35 years ago today. He's definitely a fry cook on Venus today
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Thu June 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Edibles have North Ireland parents of school kids uptight
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
82 year-old Spaniard builds a bench for his wife after the city council ignores him, doesn't care if prostitutas sit there or blackjack gets played
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small Montana school district holds 6-hour Zoom meeting to debate whether middle-schoolers can hold informal Gay-Straight Alliance meetings during lunch. Meeting was held via Zoom after many parents vowed to pack heat to planned in-person meeting
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My kindergartner is supposed to start school during our vacation that's been planned without knowing how the school calendar would look. Is it okay to miss the first day of kindergarten so we don't have to blow up our itinerary?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My kindergartner is supposed to start school during our vacation that's been planned without knowing how the school calendar would look. Is it okay to miss the first day of kindergarten so we don't have to blow up our itinerary?"
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(Victoria News)
 
 
 
Small group of Indigenous drummers gathers at water's edge in remembrance of 215 children found buried at Kamloops Residential School. As the group drums, killer whales appear and pay their respects
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(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Pilot arrested for buzzing over, nosediving toward crowd at Gulf Coast Jam Saturday, all to advertise his flight school. Lucky cops didn't shoot him down
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
High school senior graduates after four years of homelessness, poverty. "I don't work for pocket money,' she said of her night shift fast food job. 'I work for grocery money, rent, a place to live"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As Trump rollback continues, Biden Administration removes rules that could have kicked three million Americans off food stamps, denied nearly one million children automatic eligibility for free school meals
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sister Mary Margaret will plead guilty to stealing more than $835K from the Catholic school she was principal of to fund her casino gambling
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Unwoke mom berates school board against Critical Race Theory for all the unwoke reasons. Melissa Carone approves, awards style points
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
See Jade. See Jade help kids read. Jade is one of 65 "reading dogs" being used in Welsh schools. Jade gets all the s-t-e-a-k (sound it out) she wants. Be like Jade
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Tue June 08, 2021
(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
The best way to make sure your kids don't become liberals is to deny them an education
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cuomo says if New York can get to 70% vaccination, the state will go back to normal. You know, corruption, handsy governors, and piles of taxpayer money set ablaze
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Immigrant kid from poor city gets admitted to Harvard, wins $40,000 scholarship from her high school and tells the principal that she isn't the most in need of it, so they should give the money to people who are going to community colleges instead
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Biden administration will not be regulating BitCoin anytime soon
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
What in the McFark were they smoking
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
For the low, low price of $150,000, you can own a house in the Caribbean (some assembly required)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For-profit medical schools were once banned in the U.S. But what could possibly be the harm in bringing them back? I mean, for-profit universities have been such sterling examples of quality institutions in every other area, haven't they?
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
NY, Friday: Schools, you can lift the mask mandate. NY, Sunday: Oopsies, not yet. Check again Monday
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for pretending to be a 13-year-old middle school student. Awkward
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ The Titans and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪ ♫
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Sat June 05, 2021
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank returns (at least for tonight) 8PM EDT. Tonight, a rival school tries to steal Madison High's star athlete, after making out a will Liz thinks George wants to off her, and Superman solves the Pan-Am Highway mess
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One community's story about fighting to change the name of a high school named after a loser
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
You know that awkward moment when you realize your guests are almost there, there's a little more cooking left, and you still have to shower? Imagine the convenience of not having to leave the kitchen to take it
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(Today)
 
 
 
Psychologist Arthur Staats takes a permanent 'time out.'
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Fri June 04, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coach: let them eat pork. School board: how about no? And how about "you're fired?"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
High school student creates new life-saving suture with beets. Yes, beets
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Asheboro City Schools prove once again that no one is as petty and power hungry as school administrators
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Cybersecurity lessons are in session today
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell, Jr. says that Liberty University's lawsuit is just an excuse to shame him, and that he's kinda into it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $1,000, Alex
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Teacher sues school district so he can continue disrespecting his students
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(APTN News)
 
 
 
The first Inuk graduate of a Canadian architecture school looks forward to icy reception for her Arctic designs
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Sure it's nice, until you find the body of a young Canadian tourist in it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Football "never took a dollar" before winning Heisman Trophy. Well, I guess his rep is pristine again
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Good News: College professor raises $200K to pay down children's school lunch debt. Bad News: Professor allegedly keeps $120K of the money. Fark: Professor teaches ethics at local college
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It seems faculty race relations at Robert E. Lee High School could use some improvement
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
"School of Rock" star Kevin Clark dies in tragic bicycle accident as Jack Black pays tribute. Not not the song, "Tribute". Just a trib. know what? Forget it. Just... I ... damn, it's so dusty
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Back in the aughts, Sophia Bush played a high school student despite never going to high school. Which now still makes her more qualified than Betsy DeVos. Just sayin
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Et tu, Etute?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My kindergartner had brain surgery at the beginning of the schoolyear and her attendance was inconsistent in online learning; she had a rough year and her teacher recommended summer school, but my daughter is burnt out. What should I do?"
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(news.amomama.com)
 
 
 
"I was getting some fresh air outside the delivery room, while my wife was giving birth. I took a moment and sat with the other expectant fathers in the waiting room"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An ugly duckling comes to the 10-year school reunion and confronts the cheerleader who bullied her. She is now overweight and works as a waitress in a truck stop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Dream Police. New hotness: The Shoe Police (tag ain't for them)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son and his wife are getting a divorce; his wife thinks after the divorce, we're still paying for her children to attend a fancy school and we're not. Should we forewarn her?"
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Two busted for stealing from school: Pop Tarts, cartons of milk, strawberry apple sauce, compound bows, cheese sticks and...hold on a second...strawberry apple sauce?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Current Education Dept. uncredits questionable accreditation agency endorsed by never-credited Betsy DeVos
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but it turns out that the real enemies of Free Speech on college campuses are the Federalist Society - who are attempting to block a student from graduating over a satirical flyer that hurt FedSoc's delicate feefees
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Wed June 02, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
There is now evidence that Bicycle Repair Man is living in Japan
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Indoctrination, not teaching critical thinking and brain washing our students is bad, unless we are teaching them that white people did no wrong on creating these great United States
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Idaho family suing school district after girl is pushed down stairs in a reenactment of a Shakespeare play, proving that the fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stairs / But in ourselves
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fifth grader writes what appears to be Hitler's self-assessment as part of the annual review cycle at work
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Tue June 01, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Lois is reaching a breaking point, Jonathan finds himself in a dangerous situation, Kyle encourages Sarah to audition for a musical revue on the only dose of CW DC heroes we get this week: Superman & Lois Ep. № 8 "Holding the Wrench" at 9 ㏘ EDT
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
High school teacher quits his job to chase TikTok fame, becomes face of Honey Baked Ham
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Stray cat confused for bobcat causes school to dismiss early
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
A handy, dandy guide to the Tulsa massacre and other racist massacres that have happened that aren't taught about in our school system
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Someone is selling a $60 lunch box for kids, and this guy bought two and explains why
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Fri May 28, 2021
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Meet the former teacher who makes a career out of writing nazi propaganda
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
People shocked to learn homework for middle schoolers in 1944 was difficult (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 27, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
At least someone can still write a letter
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Sex-mad mum forgos the mile-high club, says while working as a flight attendant she slept with entire flight crew when her plane was grounded (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Gap falls into Wally World, calls it home
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Yearbooks recalled because the editor did not see a student citing which book was his favorite
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(MIT)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but researchers at the world's top engineering school have figured out that people visit nearby places more often than far-away ones. Mind. Blown
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 11 year-old daughter started sixth grade in a new school last fall. She was diagnosed with ADHD just before COVID hit and there have been ups and downs; she just started hybrid learning. She's struggling a bit at home; can I give her a pass?"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesus Kong, aka Osama Kingdada pleads guilty to internet tough guy third degree
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Eleven year old makes $150 per day which is then split between savings, checking and a Roth IRA, and he hopes to be a millionaire by age 30. Is he selling: A) Magazine subscriptions B) Pokemon cards C) Rocks
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
School's out...forever
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Wed May 26, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Consequences .... now you know what that means
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(Jax Daily Record)
 
 
 
Winn-Dixie rolls out upscale liquor store concept after realizing that their regular customers need to be totally smashed
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Tennessee high school pool party crashed by uninvited guests. GO BEARS
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
One mysterious name emerges from the Russian doll layers of shell companies in the Netherlands, Delaware, Israel which keep old school Swiss secrecy. It's a real estate developer's wet dream
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airbnb UK says Cornwall is now more popular than London, at least until visitors learn that pasties aren't exactly what they thought
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(Some Pedant)
 
 
 
Medieval med school is just as hard as contemporary med school, so you can stop building that time machine and go back to studying for the MCAT again. (Long-ass essay but fun to scroll randomly)
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
The pandemic forced many parents to relax screen time rules--and schools contributed as well in order to ensure constant learning--but will parents be able to take some of that screen time back without a fight?
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(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis vows to keep American historical facts on slavery, racism, lynching, discrimination, civil rights protests, suffrage, Jim Crow, segregation out of state's public classrooms since they weren't in Declaration of Independence
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wealthy powerhouse teams form Elite Super League outside of the traditional league structures. Difficulty: high school basketball
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lousy article to the left. Best guesses on the quote in question to the right
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
If Tyerune is found shot to death and Doug and Jasmine are suspects, than X equals the arrest of middle school math teacher Martesha. Investigators will solve for Y
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The lone woman in the American Flat Track Series has run rings around every other racer
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Gritty reality reboot of "Kotter' officially launching this fall
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Gritty reality reboot of "Kotter' officially launching this fall
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This is a hilariously bad photoshop. I can tell by the pixels
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Captured Ent doomed to life as fireplace decoration
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Miss, what's a duck? Next lesson, what is that large body of water? In this case the parents should probably do the homework with their kids
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Miss, what's a duck? Next lesson, what is that large body of water? In this case the parents should probably do the homework with their kids
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Sat May 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Star football players skipping senior season of college to prepare for NFL. New hotness: star football player skipping senior season of HIGH SCHOOL to prepare for college
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Fri May 21, 2021
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
"I want to sign with the Knicks." "But I prefer Los Angeles." "OK then, I will sign with the Lakers"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Strike a pose: Alabama Gov signs bill allowing yoga in schools - but before you start Ujjayi-ing yourself into Savasana, know that chanting, non-English names, "meditation, or any aspect of Eastern philosophy and religious training" are still banned
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham learns a school district hired a psychiatrist to give anti-racism training to staff, infers this means that "if you're white, you're a de-facto racist." Well, maybe you and your viewers, Laura
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
S-E-C, S-E-C, borrowing $322 million from ESPN contract to hand out to member schools immediately, S-E-C
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The most wholesome parent-pride video you'll see today, possibly ever: woman pranks her parents into reading her acceptance letter into optometry school
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Why does the Governor of Iowa hate kids under 12?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a teacher with years of experience, but as I am short and petite and young looking, parents always ask if I'm new to the job and often treat me as if they know more. I'm starting at a new school next year; how can I stop these brash inquiries?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Idaho teacher halts a school shooting by: A) pulling out her own gun and shooting the student; B) rushing the student and putting her in a choke hold until she dies; or C) hugging and then disarming the shooter
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Wed May 19, 2021
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
San Jose, CA wants to set up "Humanitarian Zones" for homeless campers. Space station captains and crew welcomed, but just don't start a riot
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Is it just me or are the stairs trying to kill you?
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
I walk the line
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley gives $1,000 gifts to every employee of his high school alma mater, in addition to helping fund connectivity for remote learning and basketball programs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stanford reverses decision to cancel 11 varsity sports after athletic supporters do their job
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School pulls book after complaints it is dead-on accurate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX) issues executive order prohibiting mask mandates by local authorities, including public schools
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Tue May 18, 2021
(Pittsburgh Magazine)
 
 
 
World's first suburb founded was outside of Pittsburgh and was home to a small, self-sustaining utopian society that offered its elite residents Gothic Revival, cottage-style homes, and yes, it was ruined by its HOA
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Your dog wants minty bacterial binaca
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Please wait in one of those uncomfortable chairs while we investigate the murder in the dining room
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New study conducted by the notorious tree-huggers at the London School of Economics says 20 petrochemical companies are responsible for 55% of the world's single-use plastic waste
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(Knewz)
 
 
 
Only Fans sex worker shocked, Shocked SHOCKED to find a former teacher supporting her financially
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(Knewz)
 
 
 
Only Fans sex worker shocked, Shocked SHOCKED to find a former teacher supporting her financially
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Despite being genetically very similar, steelhead trout raised under hatchery conditions don't have the same level of health and survivability of wild-raised fish." In no way should this be considered a metaphor for home-schooling
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
High school softball player pitches no-hitter, hits for the cycle twice in doubleheader
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is newborn, a bit skinny but doctors are not worried as she's progressing. I'm breastfeeding exclusively. My in-laws visited and called her 'gaunt,' telling my husband by text we needed to give her formula. Am I right to be offended?"
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Sun May 16, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Father of the Florida Lottery dies at ... 1 ... 0 ... 0
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Sat May 15, 2021
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
If you support a Black candidate for your local school board, expect a $30,000 bill to replace your poisoned roses. Why yes, it is in the affluent enclave of a large Texas city
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Fri May 14, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden toppled all of Trump's statues
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(Axios)
 
 
 
And the children shall lead them
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
CVS worker arrested for trying to give out fake vaccination cards
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
12 out of 900 is a low percentage, so I'm told by a math major
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow students?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is 17 and a junior in high school. He's always been an A or B student, but I've noticed him sliding and slipping in class, managing to fail a filler class like art. Is it because the school is fully remote, or are there other issues?"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What could possibly go wrong at a high school track-and-field javelin throw?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine eyes tighter controls on pesticide use at schools, evidently based on principle that not all students are pests
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France is linking fishing rights with future post-Brexit financial services deal. Some say they're trying to scale things up but others say it's just and excuse to school the Brits
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A New Zealand One Shoes employee stands accused of taking covert photos of his customers and co-workers before committing sexual acts with their footwear. Will be hoofing his way to jail
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Top high school mascots. Come for the Cornjerkers, stay for the Appleknockers
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Party of family values stays classy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
America's newest Chess Master is all of 10 years old. Meanwhile you just had the inner bag of your Frosted Flakes blow up when you first tried to open it
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Well, it worked for Josie Geller
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Tue May 11, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Thankfully schools are reopening as COVID rates drop. Unless, of course, you bring in bad food for a staff luncheon
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Who knows more about Covid - elite scientists or your local small-town school?
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Well with an address like that, what else was it going to look like?
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(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Moose spotted in the UConn
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Idaho bans CRT in schools. Those things are too heavy anyway
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New YouTube series "Gwarsenio's High School CD Review". First up: Avenged Sevenfold's "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tatar tots shot
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Mon May 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We don't need blocked respiration. We don't need no cough control. No lung-scarred chasms in the classroom. Hey, teachers, leave those masks at home
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
See Spot. See Spot run. See Spot run around class. See Sally and Billy and all their classmates read and learn more betterer
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Passengers will soon be able to get vaccinated on the NYC subway as long as they remember to keep their Six. Six. Six foot long, social distance
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A bunch of Dartmouth Medical School students have been expelled for cheating on their online exams based on the "evidence" of online learning software the students were forced to install that isn't even set up to be used that way
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Sun May 09, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Bomb kills at least 30 near girls' school in Afghan capital. No word on girls schools in Duvet capital or Throw capital
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tennessee police use multiple tasers to subdue agitated civilian, who is still alive only because he's half white
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The driver on the bus says 'Where's my gun, where's my gun, where's my gun'. The driver on the bus says 'Where's my gun', on the way to school
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(CNN)
 
 
 
School creates student support group after Chauvin verdict. Fark: for white students only
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
The majority of Americans are intelligent enough to know vaccine proof will keep us safe
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The NRA's Person of the Week is a plucky little twelve year old girl from Rigby Idaho who is doing her part to smash that "glass ceiling" by showing that girls can be school shooters too
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(The Root)
 
 
 
You know all those Senators who oppose Critical Race Theory being taught in schools? The Root took a look at the actual textbooks these folks "learned" from
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a big-city teacher at a rural scural and everyone is racist and homophobic and hates that I'm trying to change students to become critical thinkers. The principal is also progressive like me, but we keep meeting resistance. Should I quit?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a big-city teacher at a rural scural and everyone is racist and homophobic and hates that I'm trying to change students to become critical thinkers. The principal is also progressive like me, but we keep meeting resistance. Should I quit?"
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Thu May 06, 2021
(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Eleanor Rigby, picks up the shells in the school where a shooting has been
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Back when I was kid in the 20's, we used to not have school when it snowed." "Wow, grandpa, that must have been awesome." "It was, kid, it truly was"
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(Sanitized Database)
 
 
 
Little Bobby Tables has a new baby brother
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1925, John Scopes was arrested and charged with the outrageous act of teaching biology to high school students
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
"It's old school, but I think it deserves a comeback, which is why it got a spot in my first cookbook, out this April"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Woman pulls a gun in the carpool lane. FARK: Of an elementary school
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So can we just go ahead and rename Australia to Skull Island?
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(The Daily Review)
 
 
 
School Superintendent can confirm incident happened, would also like to stress that no students were involved in incident. The incident being the arrest of two teachers, acting as chaperones during senior trip, for public drunkenness
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Tue May 04, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
New comic teaches kids how to make art out of what's available during the pandemic. Used syringes, discarded masks, unwanted vaccines, and ignorantly selfish asshats?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Middle-schoolers soon to be eligible for top-notch 5G coverage
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(National Today)
 
 
 
If you can read this headline, thank a teacher
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Massive survey finds head-injury risk is higher for female high school soccer players than boys. You submitted this with a much more hands-on pun
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Student superfans get Jeff Goldblum's attention with assignments
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Yelling out "I'm not a racist" in a meeting several times will not make that somehow magically true, just like yelling out "Biggie Smalls" in a bathroom will not make him appear
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I was raised a rapture-fearing evangelical, and myself and others were always afraid we'd get out of school and find out everyone from us had been taken. I never knew why that fear was there, but now I know why it was instilled in us"
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Sun May 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
All I hear all day long at school is how great Thurgood Marshall was at this, or how wonderful Thurgood Marshall did that. Marshall, Marshall, Marshall
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
If you've said, "Well, Republican state legislators are bad but at least they don't knee high school students in the balls," you'll have to reconsider that assertion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a weird twist of karma, Marsha Blackburn's claim that Joe Biden was going to mandate preschool and two years of college for everyone turns out to be false, but does demonstrate why Biden's education plan would actually help folks like Marsha
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Students of the Scandinavian Cello School perform for cows. No, this is not a Far Side cartoon but probably should be
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nigerian teen wins $5 million in scholarship offers in the US and UK. But first she'll need to send a $5000 cashier's check to release the funds
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
School Board votes to use Visine on mascot
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You know Blake Bailey, the Philip Roth biographer whose book got canceled? Here's an in-depth exploration of how creepy he is. And yes, we're talking "grooming your 8th grade English students to have sex with you the minute they're legal" creepy
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Thu April 29, 2021
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
New Catholic school sex education programme not in line with Government policy. The Tánaiste does not think every sperm is sacred, uses his own to make Santorum
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
This dog flunked out of guide dog school, so she learned to sniff out Covid instead. Good girl
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Once again, Florida scohols the world on how to be stupid
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The vice principal at my child's school is constantly wearing masks below the nose and it is driving me insane. So much for setting a good example for responsible mask wearing. How do I fix this?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The vice principal at my child's school is constantly wearing masks below the nose and it is driving me insane. So much for setting a good example for responsible mask wearing. How do I fix this?"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish Gladiator School
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
CT makes it official that Jesus can be your vaccine, but you better hope he can also afford your private school tuition
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
God, Guns, and Schools. The perfect GOP law passed by the Florida legislature
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Another N.J. college to require students to get COVID vaccine. Thanks Drew
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Durex condom sales are getting stiffer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whatever medical school Joe Rogan graduated from recently needs to give him a refund, as hospital admissions for young healthy people due to COVID-19 are rising
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman with access to thy iCloud (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
12-year old set to graduate High-school and college in the same week this May, a decision he will in no way regret in 20 years when his friends and co-workers share stories about their exploits at prom or the wild parties they went to in college
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What, you didn't learn about the heroic actions of the RoboCop-Centaur during the American Revolution? You must have gone to the uncool school
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For some parents of young adults, the pandemic has meant new opportunities to reconnect with their children. If by "reconnect with their children" you mean "let these grown-ass adults move back into the basement rent-free for the rest of their lives"
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Second-rate tv station reports student at second-rate journalism school gets article published in second-rate newspaper
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Saitama cement factory blows up real good, damages property. "My daughter was on her way home from a cram school and was surprised to see something that looked like snowflakes falling"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State University comes to AN agreement with THE fashion designer Marc Jacobs over trademarking THE word THE
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
I don't remember bikini photo shoots when I went to law school, though there was that one woman who made a sex video in the library. She was stacked
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Jesus' greatest commandment was to love God and each other. Not sure how suing the government in order to discriminate against people you find icky fulfills your mission statement "to develop citizens of Christlike character"
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(BBC-US)