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headlines found matching 'School'
Sun July 22, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
A 14-year-old boy was banned from performing his spectacularly amazing drag act by his stuffy school for completely made up "law"
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Sat July 21, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Don't bother going to film school. Just watch this 8-minute analysis of every Wes Anderson movie ever
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Seems these North Carolinian preschoolers will have a boring summer this year
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Michigan high school stocks its classrooms with "safety buckets" ...just in case there's one of those everyday mass shootings
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Fri July 20, 2018
(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
First class at University of Houston's new medical school will have their tuition paid for after anonymous $3 million donation
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Do you want poltergeists in your school? Because this is how you get poltergeists in your new school
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $54,000 worth of textbooks from law school. Police hope to recover the 12 volumes soon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LSU coach Ed Orgeron regrets going to Canada
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents are now throwing their daughters period parties. Expect all kinds of strings to be pulled so guests can have a bloody good time
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Sneaky little sentence tucked into the back of a FL Ballot initiative about imposing term limits on school board members, would also take away their authority to oversee or regulate private or charter schools -gee wonder how THAT got there?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If your daughter is going to be a pole dancer later in life you might as well start training her when she's young
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Salmon jump because they're infested with lice. Probably got it from school
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Department store/school portraits of famous people LGT examples
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Louisville might rename Papa John's Cardinal Stadium after racial slur." I don't know about you, but (n-word) stadium seems like the wrong choice to me
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Republican primary candidate removes PhD from name after investigation reveals school he attended was a fraud. Fark: He still claims degree is legitimate because he "worked very hard"
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's daughter remembers the good old days of coming home from school, seeing dad banging all his girlfriends in the "fun" room, playing video games in the game room, and avoiding venereal disease. It was an adventure
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Wed July 11, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news high school basketball players, you may be able to jump into the NBA right away soon
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Headteacher refuses to move school play for England's World Cup semi-final so kids are dropping out of production of 'Shrek - the Musical'
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Summer is a great time for kids to chart the stars. Evidently they have to go outside for this
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Judge rules Massachusetts school can continue to use electric shocks on special needs students following stiff resistance in what is described as a highly charged case
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Noted smart person and presumed elementary school graduate Louie Gohmert concludes that adults can't be sexually assaulted in effort to defend Jim Jordan
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Mon July 09, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Drunk BMW driver nabbed speeding in school zone with person riding on the roof of his car never learned to only do one illegal thing at a time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That moment when your former attorney is spotted moshing and playing air guitar at a Copstabber concert. (With pics)
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The top old-school children's cartoons include 'Tom & Jerry,' 'The Flintstones,' and 'Scooby-Doo.' 'Godzilla vs. Bambi' surprisingly left off the list
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Court rules that $50 going missing does not give school officials the blanket authority to strip search 22 middle school girls
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to better retain what you read. That reminds me of something I saw somewhere about remembering content of books like...wait...what am I submitting here again?
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the true spirit of academic excellence, Yahoo takes time out of their busy day to rank the Power 5 conference schools by.....athletic success
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bush-appointed federal judge rejects precedent of Brown v. Board of Education
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Mom sues Detroit school system over son's severed finger. Man, I remember when they'd just rap your knuckles with a ruler
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Still mad that Pluto was Declassified as a planet? Well, we could make it a planet again, but then Earth would have 109 sibling planets. Try learning all of those in high school science class
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
While federal judge rules against Detroit in a $500M lawsuit against the state for better schools, the county is working a deal to build $533M jail. Wut?
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Tue July 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell: "Sure sucks about all these school shootings. Hope you all can find someone to actually fix it"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cops mad at school reading list which contains books about police brutality. Says, they prefer the popular book, The Cops are Great and We'll Shoot You or Beat You if You Say Otherwise and We'll Get Away With It, Signed Jesus
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Mon July 02, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
In a dystopian future, facial recognition cameras will monitor each school student and "score" their moods, their attentiveness to lessons, and behavior to trigger automatic disciplinary action. Did I say dystopian future? I meant in China, right now
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Sun July 01, 2018
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Phil Fulmer earns $90,000 bonus after University of Tennessee ranks 11th out of 14 SEC schools. Peyton Manning unavailable for comment
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
The will of Manos shall be served
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British school children on a trip to Italy smash a priceless 16th century tabernacle of "Madonna and Child." Wonder how much that'll cost the parents (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
West Point military academy gets its first black superintendent in the school's 216-year history
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Concealed carry permit holder heroically tries to break up a bar fight...and is promptly shot dead by cops who see a man armed with a gun in the middle of a brawl
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If a Liberty University math professor travels two hours to have sex with a female under eighteen, how long until Jerry Falwell Jr. removes him from his website? (show your work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High school that showed LGBTQ anti-bullying videos is accused of making a heterosexual student feel "bullied"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Your teenager has a school hit list. Worse: Police find your home filled with loaded guns. Murica: All charges dropped, sorry to bother you fine citizens
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
New state laws going into effect Sunday include beaches are no longer public property, kids bullied in public schools can get vouchers to get bullied in private schools, state cattle breed designated as Florida Cracker
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Annapolis shooting suspect "wanted to get revenge" on journalists who reported on his guilty plea to charges of harassing a woman he went to high school with
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Prince has been dead for two years, and the kid is now in middle school, so I'm sure you will all be relieved to know that Universal has finally settled the Dancing Baby Video lawsuit
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ollie Ollie Oxen-not free at all. He wants the money UConn owes him
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baylor's regents may have used black athletes as scapegoats for its sexual assault scandal so federal investigators wouldn't investigate the old white men that run the school
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Clickhole)
 
 
 
Wisconsin authorities send out Amber Alert, want everyone to keep their eyes out for Big Lord Beefcake
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Winner of global teaching award spends her $1million prize on appointing artists and musicians in residence at 30 schools in disadvantaged areas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: I think there's something going on with my wife and this teen boy. Yes, she's a schoolteacher and he's a student. I do feel like she enjoys his company more than mine. I have this horrible feeling I'll see her in a Fark.com headline. Help
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because Zero Tolerance worked so well in Schools, the War on Drugs, with immigrants from certain countries, and at the Border - Trump decides to extend Zero Tolerance to (spins wheel of hate)....Iranian Oil Exports. Fark: To other countries
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Ohio Republicans want teachers to start reporting boys to their parents if said boys aren't acting manly enough in school. No word yet on whether wide stances will be suspect
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oh goody: Another SJW restaurant throws out someone just because they don't like his politics. ***clicks link*** CROM'S CRUNCHY CROTCH CROUTONS
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Internet to be turned off for an entire country because: a) net neutrality rules b) prevent copyright infringement or c) school exams?
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Daily-Journal)
 
 
 
Illinois teen faces felony charge for recording conversation with school principal. Welcome to America
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Fri June 22, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
It's official: lap dances at school camp are "not part of the approved programme" for camp activities
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
80 year old Alabama Baptist minister to Jeff Sessions: "Hang on to your day job at the Justice Department. I don't believe you have much future as a theologian or Sunday school Bible study writer. NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FARKING SHINE BOX"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Abandoned baby left under stairwell 18 years ago graduates high school
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Students graduate from Ohio's first cannabis college. Subby really wants to see Cleveland School of Cannabis in the NCAA tournament bracket this year
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Thu June 21, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our neanderthal minibrain connected to a crab robot overlords
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The oldest boarding school in the country that focuses on the military is about to close. Are you an alum of a boarding school? Are boarding and military schools even necessary anymore?
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
I used to be High School athlete, until I took a javelin to the eye
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Tue June 19, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 to report her two preschoolers missing. Cops find kids safe at their dad's place, but Mom's sure they're now hiding under parked vehicles. Meth: It's what's for breakfast
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Sat June 16, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
School of Art devastated by blazing inferno...four years after it was devastated by blazing inferno
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mom catches teenage son in bed getting up-close-and-personal counseling from the school counselor
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sessions gets schooled on the bible by a former altar boy
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Fri June 15, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 7-2 that denying accreditation to law school that discriminates against LGBTQ population is within boundaries of religious freedom. Obviously not that Supreme Court
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
I ran, I lost, nobody cared. Chuck Enderline, a farker, won the Dem Primary in GA-3, and I fear we didn't notice. I didn't see anything posted on fark about it, but he could probably use some donations. Let's help him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sec of Defense Mattis heads to the Naval War College to school the Commander-in-Thief on how Russia is our enemy and he should shut his damn mouth about military matters and focus on his reality show
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Clarinet player learns that his ex-girlfriend faked a rejection letter from his dream school
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Thu June 14, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Officials say the large network of tunnels under Lehi High School in Lehi, Utah will be demolished as they renovate the school. No word on whether the Hellmouth will remain open, however
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dad buys Valedictorian son a billboard after school no longer recognizes the position because of reasons
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
North Carolina becomes first state to adopt $15 minimum wage for state employees
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Wed June 13, 2018
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Gallant uses a courteous, calming demeanor to de-escalate situations. Gumbus runs a school bus off the road and beats it with a hammer
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Charlotte School of Law students had a unique educational experience, attending the first law school to lose accreditation and the first to lose student loan eligibility. Yet they are strangely dissatisfied
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
First trailer for 'The Nun' makes The Conjuring look like a after school special
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Man brings provocatively dressed girlfriend to graduation ceremony -- aaaand you've already clicked
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Teacher resigns over school's transgender policy. Is surprised to learn that quitting means you don't have a job next year
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Tue June 12, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NJ school superintendent doesn't explain why he defecated repeatedly on another district's track field at latest court hearing, just waves away reporters and says, "Oh, poo"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A woman who taught special education for 45 years left the school $1 million for scholarships
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
After game winning pitch, a high school pitcher consoles the batter before he celebrates with his team
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Teacher with last name 'Sprinkles' has sex with student. You read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
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(The Register)
 
 
 
I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shiat. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff wants to form school police department, get children started early on their Florida tag appearances
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Gun store hosts 'train a teacher day' says the hard part was getting them to hold the paper targets
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Creepy non-human Betsy DeVos creeped around kids' therapy sessions so she could have a photo op. The therapy sessions helping them deal with their friends' deaths from guns. Then in comes Betsy being creepy
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Sun June 10, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Vince Vaughn arrested for DUI. No word if he'll be charged with having an awful filmography since Old School
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Sat June 09, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Valedictorian at school gets her mic cut before she can talk about her sexual assault. Horrendously stupid school officials don't know how publicity works
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
ACLU: Here's a report proving that over half the charter schools in Arizona are violating state and federal law in their admissions. AZ Charter School "Oversight" Board: Gosh that's terrible, we really should look into that shouldn't we?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter accused of sex with minor
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Law school in Phoenix to lose accreditation due to low scores. The school vows to return, to rise above like a umm, oh, rise like a... wait a minute, ah shoot, I hope that's not on the test
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Montana woman goes old school on a log jam
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
High school student deported by Trump to Mexico was killed today, three weeks after he was inhumanely sent back to a country he didn't know
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary Committee may have stumbled upon a missing piece of the Russia puzzle. And we're kicking it old school, back to the Jack Abramoff days
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Thu June 07, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Teacher accused of taking bribes from students for better grades. Florida tag gets to sit this one out because sex wasn't involved
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Akron's decaying Rubber Bowl, one-time home of the Akron Zips and host to rock concerts and football games involving area high schools, colleges, and pro teams, will finally be demolished this year. Way to go, Ohio
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(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
UCF: WE WANT BAMA... Alabama: Ok, you're on. Well, sorta
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Wed June 06, 2018
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Student decides it would be fun to ride his dirt bike through his school's hallways as a senior prank, which doesn't go as expected, as you already know since you're reading this here
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Does scoring a classroom interview with Uncle Ant-Man make you the coolest kid in school?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
AD at Mona Shores High School given a 10 day without pay suspension based on ...well, read the article
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Quebec minister says schools should discuss whether girls should be allowed to free the twins
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Tue June 05, 2018
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
I'd like to know whom among us has not been stabbed with a pencil while attending public school. Anyone?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos says that the Trump administration's school safety commission will not look into the role of guns in school violence
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania 8th-graders given ballistic shields as a graduation gift before heading off to high school
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just your typical "going into labor during final exams at Harvard Law School" story
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you thought the Larry Nassar Scandal gave MSU a black eye the school's Health Physicist wants you to hold his beer, bathe Flash The Basset Hound, bring him to his tent & Sparty On
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fox News has the answer to school shootings, a giant water cannon that can blow a hole in a concrete wall to help students escape
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Creationist who wants to force schools to teach her (and only her) religion running for Congress in Mississippi
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Map of how much teachers make in every state. WTF Oklahoma?
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
The CMCs want to join the School of Friendship even they are the best of friends already. Do they want to run a secret cookie bakery out of the basement? Find out on My Little Pony - Marks for Effort this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Man kidnaps family to do yard chores, makes them recite the pledge of allegiance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former manager of 2 Chainz, buys 1 Whip for homeless high school senior in Houston so she could use her scholarship in Austin
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
HIgh school dean shoots student for not selling enough weed. Not saying he should have been shot, but an inability to sell weed at a high school is pretty pathetic
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Thu May 31, 2018
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Police claim a teen planned a 'bigger than Columbine' school shooting, and tried to recruit friends to join him
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Learning gardens teach urban students skills to help survive the coming zombie apocalypse
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lawyer for former USC medical school dean: 'Yes, my client used methamphetamine while working at the school - but only because his mental illness allowed him to fall head over heels for a drug-addicted hooker.'
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Um, yeah, you may now address me as DOCTOR Vin Diesel, thaaaaaaaaaaaaanksabunch
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Wed May 30, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: Sarah Sanders chokes up when student reporter asks her about what steps Trump's administration is taking to address school shootings. FARK: She lies to him about the steps the administration has actually taken
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
What kind of previous charges could a new school principal possibly have? Oh. Oh Dear
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia to finally expand Medicaid coverage but you'll have to work for it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband wasn't surprised when I asked for a divorce--I have been unhappy with him for awhile--but he was shocked I didn't wait until our 13 year-old was out of high school. How can we tell her we're going to upend her world?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Valve Corp. pulls 'active school shooter' video game. Company says it will instead release a 'gun control' game, but the demo appears to be unwinnable
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So we now know the cost of wishing death upon a 17-year-old kid who survived a mass school shooting and is trying to make the world a better place: 5 days' pay
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Congresswoman finds the real culprit behind all the recent school shootings: Porn
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cool: Chiefs offensive lineman Laurent Duvernay-Tardif graduates from medical school. Cooler: the NFL may let him put "DR. Duvernay-Tardif" on his jersey
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The Great Barrier Reef has had five near-death experiences and now has constant violent hallucinations about kids it bullied in school
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Under no circumstances are you permitted to attempt DIY deportations, Mr. Flight School Instructor
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(My Champlain Valley)
 
 
 
Vermont State Troopers are asking for help naming their new bomb sniffing dog. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know what to do
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school: We're not playing the national anthem before the game. Crowd: Hold our beer and watch this
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts agree there's no link between violent video games and school shooters. That doesn't mean it's a good idea to publish a school shooting game on Steam
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(The Courier)
 
 
 
Retiring pricipal gets hunderds of burrito giftcards sayof from grateful students
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"If it had been written in middle school, I'd give it a C or C+. If it had been written in high school, I'd give it a D," said retired English teacher Yvonne Mason. Fark: About a letter she received from President Trump
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Fri May 25, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says meeting North Korea could be back on. Michael Cohen had a meeting with another shady Russian inside Trump Tower. John Bolton spreads for a Playgirl shoot. Another school shooting. The day's not yet over. It's your 8 p.m. ET FHF MSNBC thread
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(IndyStar)
 
NewsFlash
 
Your daily school shooting thread
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
NRA: "It's time for Congress to step up and pass legislation putting common sense limitations on #MSM's ability to report on these school shootings"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Captain Kangaroo may be coming back, just as soon as he steals some beer and beats up an Asian man
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Senior posts his high school for sale on Craigslist as a prank. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Arizona school superintendent rejects actual reality and substitutes her own
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
All fear the Asian American girls of St. Paul's Johnson High School and their indomitable badminton team
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, the obvious question is, what was a guy who had his license suspended 14 times doing driving a school bus?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
House Committee schools Betsy DeVos again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Teacher takes KY GOP house majority leader to school in primary
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hilarious twitter monologue about taking schoolkids on a day out. contains some language NSFW
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Turns out US public schools are still theoretically safer than combat-zones. For now
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
'13 Reasons Why' season 2 sparks outrage over (a) glorifying suicide, (b) school shooting scene, or (c) mop sodomy
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Student graduating from Christian-based homeschool angry because Publix refused to put cum on his cake
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While Oliver North blames culture of violence for school massacres, let's roll tape of his gig as pitchman for Call of Duty:Black Ops IV
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After the Santa Fe high school shooting, both sides of the gun control debate have just said "Fark it" and decided rather than doing anything to restrict crazy people's access to guns, we should just turn our kids' schools into Supermax prisons
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"What if no children went to school until gun laws changed to keep them safe? My family is all in if we can do this at scale"
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Sun May 20, 2018
(News24)
 
 
 
Food fair at school cancelled after 7 kids get all liquored up, free rides to hospital
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Former NYC Police Commish Howard Safir has studied it out: the Common Core curriculum is what's behind all these school shootings
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Texas high school mass shooting suspect allegedly shot and killed girl who turned him down and made fun of him in front of people in class
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Sat May 19, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NRA spokesmonster Dana Loesch blames the media for the Santa Fe high school terror attack
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
It only took minutes for the hoaxers to start putting out fake social media posts linking school shooter to Antifa, Hillary, Elmo, and other crisis actors
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas school shooter was a religious nut. Atheism is a religion, right?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Finnish study finds that depressed, mentally ill, and psychologically controlling parents make it difficult for children to establish friendships in grade school. albeit "Scandinavian parenting styles may not be generalizable to parents elsewhere"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Two people shot, one fatally, at Georgia high school
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Fri May 18, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Bad, no one can find your kids' school bus after a severe storm. Worse: You find it, but the driver is drunk
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another school shooting, which will change absolutely nothing. Rudy Giuliani ran his mouth again on morning television. Just an all around crappy day in the news. Let's try to cheer each other up. It's our MSNBC thread. Starts at 8 p.m. ET. Come on in
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
More people have been killed at schools this year than have been killed while serving in the military
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Was there a part of you that was like, 'This isn't real. This could not happen at my school?'" Santa Fe, TX student Paige Curry: "There wasn't...It's been happening everywhere. I've always felt it would eventually happen here too"
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Parents fight four-lane road near elementary school. I usually need a fifth of tequila before I start picking fights with anything that big
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
School bus crash that killed two and ripped the body off the drive train caused by bus driver making an illegal U-turn in front of a dump truck on Route 80
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You hear there's been a deadly school shooting. Do you (A) turn on the news to see what happened (B) set up a GoFundMe page for the victims' families, or, (C) grab your MAGA hat, 'Murkan flag and gun, and head on down to the scene of the crime
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Raccoon-drowning teacher retires to spend more time hiding from a vengeful Rocket Raccoon
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
School employee busted for being high on meth at work. Officials became suspicious when she started talking faster than any of the students, kept trying to clean the grains of sand on the playground
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Multiple fatalities reported after school shooting in Santa Fe, TX
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Student graduates from high school and college in the same week, promises to offer a living hourly wage to his classmates
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You have just been terminated from the company you founded for sexual harassment, battery on an employee and drug use so it's time to give out money in your dog's name to rehabilitate your image
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(wookiemonster)
 
 
 
Help old school Ultrafarker Wookiemonster get 1,000 follows for his feature film project. Grand prize is $25k, and only 33 entries. Please help :)
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Study finds traffic school is all about the money and speeding tickets usually go to safe drivers
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Fan videos show the crowds attending Ken Ham's Ark attraction
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos wants public funding for private religious schools. Goddammit
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
Just a fun loving bunch of kids violently jumping a teammate to welcome him to the varsity squad
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How members of the British royal family get their last names. 'Earl of Dumbass' already claimed in the politics tab
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Wed May 16, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Where the bullets went that day at school
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
25-year-old man reminisces about his senior year of high school. Star of the basketball team, dating this fly little freshman girl, those were the days. Hard to believe it's been a whole week since then
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A definition of "asymmetrical warfare": you spend about $50K to send 12 operative to America to attend flight school and hijack airplanes. The country you attacked bankrupts itself by spending $3 trillion in response to your provocation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The 'football incident' illustrates how "Veep"-levels of clumsiness in the Trump White House reach all the way to the top of the chain of command - and underscores how,, Kelly is acting like a middle school principal than a Cabinet-level executive"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oprah tokes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A five year old boy didn't want to go back to school after his police officer father's death, so 70 cops showed up and... oh man, it's getting real dusty in here
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
If you put a car halfway into the high school, police send their congratulations. No, really
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
I'll see your brawl at a waterpark over a chair and raise it with a brawl at a Catholic school over a parking spot
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Black mystery substance coming out of vents at public school. No one more excited about this development than the biology department
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Please stop asking the cast of Black Panther to do the "Wakanda Forever" salute
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Chargers head coach fulfills promise to his mother, graduates on Mother's Day weekend
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NC senator choses novel way to celebrate National Teacher Appreciation Week - threaten them
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"In a village where girls were not sent to schools or allowed to work, an old woman holding a pistol and following her passion was odd and invited ridicule." Although probably not for long
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you notice any Pandas held aloft at the Royal Wedding it's the mascot from alumnus of Meghan Markle's Catholic School in L.A. Bonus Fark: Katy Perry still trying to kick out the nuns from same school outta their home
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
"Bulletproof school supplies put to the test" may not have been the best choice of headline
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Sun May 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Because there's no White Castle near your vacation spot?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I know you hear all the time from people who ask if their hot bisexual friend's all-day orgies are a concern, but my case is different. My 16-year-old son can't get the grades to become an RAF pilot and is depressed. What should I do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 12, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boasting a turbo-charged 400 brake horsepower engine, the Fastest Shed is to attempt a new speed record this weekend
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
School evacuated when someone calls in a bong threat. You read that correctly
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Fri May 11, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pencil boxes are the latest casualty in scholastic war against designer goods
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump jokes about serving beyond 8 years. More fallout from Cohen bribes. Avenatti readies more bombs. Foreign leaders ask Trump when he's going to jail. Another school shooting. It is indeed a Fresh Hell of a Friday MSNBC thread - starts 8 pm EDT
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for public drunkenness. Fark: While chaperoning HS prom
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Now that they figure the Internet has moved on and nobody's really paying attention anymore Texas charter school has reinstated teacher who caused an uproar by assigning kids homework asking them to list the positive and negative aspects of slavery
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable?
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Elks Club Secretary calls cops on disruptive, drug-using, trespassing Black gang, errr, champion high school poets who were scheduled to be honored at the club that evening. Fortunately jailarity, shootarity do not ensue
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Reunited high school sweethearts get married in front of school 30 years after splitting up. Groomsmen seen smoking pot behind the equipment shed
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Good: Cheerleaders get naked. The Bad: For a hazing ritual. The Ugly: University of Kansas
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Frenchy says Paramount killed summer-school sequel to Grease because they figured silly summer musical with John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John was obvious dud, then had to make throwaway Grease 2 minus John and ONJ to cover up their mistake
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Somebody thinks the widely popular pastime of streaming Kanye's "Life of Pablo" repeatedly from 2am to 5am seems suspicious
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(Northwest Herald)
 
 
 
School officials: There are a few kids out there Juuling, so we need to act. How about we take away all bathroom doors and ban USB drives? That sound reasonable?
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, she can't even keep a job driving a school bus
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher sues public school district after being threatened with dismissal, reassigned to high school for "Get To Know Your Teacher" slideshow that had photos of her parents, best friends, 'future wife.'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"It's never my boys' fault, never my fault"
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Law school staffer arrested after faking being at work for over a year while hanging out at Hooters in Las Vegas
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
University of Florida says it is ending its "Get Off The Stage Now, Minstrel" policy
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Off-duty officer shows why schools should be gun-free zones
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
School district accidentally tells all their third graders they're above average
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Sat May 05, 2018
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Man forces school bus to stop in middle of road and then it gets weird (with video)
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(There's No Graphic For Seventeen?)
 
 
 
There are two types of people in the world: those who shower before going to bed, and those who are just plain wrong
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Mass casualty response triggered and school evacuated after student mentions the b-word during discussion of genetics
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Look, being ranked as the worst law school in the country, and having to go to court to maintain its ABA accreditation was one thing for Thomas Cooley, but, being labeled as "The Law school that graduated Mickey Cohen"? Well that's just HURTFUL
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
They finally know what killed the great Sultan Saladin, too bad for him its 800 years late
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Thu May 03, 2018
(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
High school baseball player sues third base coach for telling him to slide
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The NJ High mystery pooper is no longer a mystery. In related news, Kenilworth school Superintendent Thomas Tramaglini seen looking at the help-wanted ads
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While class clowns' playful behavior may have amused their classmates in early elementary school, they plummet to the bottom of the social circle by third grade, a new study has found. Drew inconsolable
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Tampa man vandalized cars that reminded him of college bullies. Apparently he went to school with Bob Porsche and Fred Mercedes
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Vermont Public Radio)
 
 
 
Three towns in Vermont are responsible for a quarter of all speeding tickets in the state -- including the one town that happily enforces a 25 mph school zone limit near a school that closed three years ago
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Welcome to another exciting night of educational policy debate: In this corner, we have Oklahoma's Teacher of the Year. In the opposite corner, a rich lady who has no degrees in education who's never gone to a public school or sent her kids to one. FIGHT
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having realized that Jesus was crucified in a loin cloth, school backtracks on plan for "modesty ponchos" at the prom
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Catholic school will give "Modesty Ponchos" to girls at prom deemed too slutty
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Mon April 30, 2018
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
As humans continue to destroy the world's reefs, the coral has now begun to fight back
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For some, it was a moment of liberation from the repressive hypocrisy of the war generation. But for opponents it marked the dissolution of family, school and nation. A look at the May 1968 protests in Paris 50 years on
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Low pay, lots of risk, helicopter parents, idiots wanting them to carry guns, lack of new textbooks, insufficient technology--take your pick
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(WNYT Albany)
 
Boobies
 
Four years at one of the world's top engineering schools = finally, some decent bras
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Sun April 29, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For 10 consecutive years, the same duck has returned to same elementary school in order to lay her eggs and raise her brood
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
This week the Sunday Morning Music Club presents the Bad Grammar Hall or Fame. We're looking for the songs that drove your pedantic high school English teacher insane
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Rich, white Upper West Side liberals throw a group hissy over plans to diversify their schools
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Sat April 28, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
His playoff beard is Hall of Fame worthy. He speaks three languages and learned one from a chiropractor's book. He gave up medical school and went bankrupt for a chance to be a 29-year-old rookie. He is ... the most interesting player in the NHL
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
U.K. decides that when it comes using analogue clocks in schools, time has run out
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's best to avoid calling one of your Jewish high school students "the next Hitler," Mr. History teacher
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
South Dakota State University is cutting its tennis program. Players now forced to find something else to do on the three days the weather allows tennis in South Dakota
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Report finds many home-schooled kids are part of abusive families. Obvious tab swears it just fell down the stairs
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Robot does your punishment by writing lines on the whiteboard
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
People who drink alcohol have dirty mouths crawling with bad bacteria. Even worse when they eat the worm
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Thu April 26, 2018
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
"Ancient mass child sacrifice may have been world's largest." I don't know, my high school calculus class was a total bloodbath
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mom got pregnant with me in high school; she raised me on her own. I'm 23; my husband and I are expecting our first child. My mother is 41, and she and her new husband are expecting. Am I right to feel resentment at her pregnancy?"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity appears to be playing fast and loose with all sorts of property law along with shady property investors, but then his lawyer on these deals was probably Michael Cohen. These guys make the Sopranos look like innocent school boys
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
'Incognito mode' doesn't actually mean you are fully incognito. Next you're going to tell me the 'turbo button' doesn't actually mean your computer goes into turbo speed
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Waffle House shooter's mom is home school advocate who claims mass shootings are caused by a lack of God in public schools
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shocker: The Toronto attacker was an "incel" who walked the halls in high school "head down, hands clasped - and making meowing noises"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(OU Daily)
 
 
 
In Oklahoma, you can cornhole for meteorology
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bricklayers and Wharfingers make more money than teachers in San Francisco. Of course, nobody quite knows what a Wharfinger does
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins Computer Science professor announces he grades his students on a curve, so the students organize a boycott of the exams and all get As
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Bob Dorough, composer and singer on "Schoolhouse Rocks" chestnuts such as "Three Is a Magic Number" and "My Hero, Zero," dies at 94
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Mon April 23, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spotting high schoolers running from a bus on fire, Dr. Oz springs into action - by filming it
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
School bus driver "reassigned" after leading students in prayer. Fark: For the second time
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Land Titanic attendance numbers are sinking fast
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day: "Men younger than 50: The more you smoke, the more you stroke"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Homeschooling education freedoms must be protected," say advocates of keeping children at home and forcing them to follow biased curricula while limiting their social skills
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Berkeley high school teacher suspended for bringing an empty tube to class
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(USA Today High School Sports)
 
 
 
High school baseball team schedules wrong team, wins 82-0. Oops
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"'These Kids Should Be In School Instead Of Protesting,' Say People So Tantalizingly Close To Getting The Point"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What happens when a deeply stupid man is confronted by highly educated teachers about disparaging remarks he made about them? Let's tune into KY Gov Matt "children were raped because the teachers went on strike" Bevin's press conference yesterday
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Former Ohio State coach Earle Bruce passes away from Alzheimer's at 87, not a bad run. Kids, he is the reason Urban Meyer came home
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(Time)
 
 
 
Florida students walk out to protest school shootings. Since this is Florida, you can probably guess what happens next
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
School students asked to list the "positive aspects" of slavery
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Thu April 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you feel something moving around in your ear, you may want to have someone look at it. An armed takeover of an ultrasound school is probably not the best way to achieve that, however
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alex Jones screams about just playing Devil's advocate, also something about gay frogs?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Even most of Trump's staunchest defenders and strongest allies are worried about the possibility of Cohen "flipping"-and implicit in that worry is the assumption that Cohen is crooked as hell and there was nothing legitimate about his work for Trump
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norway is telling their high school students to refrain from doing things like sex on roundabouts among others
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old arrested after bringing gun to school. Don't worry, NRA members, the gun was unharmed
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Tue April 17, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Damien Shrader: I cannot report for jury duty because I'm supposed to be in preschool
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
KY Gov. Bevin pops back out, blames his shadow, making for six more weeks of teacher strikes
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Proof that schools are becoming more like prisons: The 8-year-olds are now shanking each other
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Paid summer vacations, other stupid myths about public school teachers. You'll be glad you skipped that career in education
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Alex Jones Claims Attractive Women Tried to Date Him In High School To Convert Him To Satanism." The joke is that anyone attractive, or intelligent, would have spoken to him at all. How about no
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Sun April 15, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Teens are obsessed with ____________ and it's driving ____________ crazy. Sure, this story is about Fortnite and school teachers, but the headline template has been around since pretty much the dawn of civilization
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Don't f*ck with high school students. Mike Pence's hometown had their first LGBT Pride parade
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Twelve things you might want to delete from your Facebook page. Besides crazy Uncle Lester who still has Facebook?
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Phase one: skip school. Phase two: parents go to jail because you skipped school. Phase 3: no more pesky parents telling you to go to school. North Carolina: "oops"
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
We'd all be better off as a nation if Press Your Luck, The Newlywed Game, and Hollywood Squares were still on the air
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Troy Police Dept. welcomes the first member of its new Feline Unit. The new officer will be named via a contest with kids at Troy Public Schools, with Twitter users voting on the 4 finalists. Stay tuned for the 'Catty McCatface' thread on Caturday
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevins (R-eal scumbag) says that because schools were closed due to teacher walkouts, "I guarantee you somewhere in Kentucky today a child was sexually assaulted that was left at home because there was nobody there to watch them"
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
You mean I can't fire a shotgun at a child who rang my doorbell to ask for directions for school?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Today's elementary school teacher showing nude photo to class on projector comes to you from Kansas City
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
If your 4-year-old comes home with three missing teeth from a fight at daycare, it's time to find a new daycare
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Teacher draws amazing pictures on her white board every day to get kids interested in learning, and holy fark is she good
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's possible that the biggest crisis actor of them all is Alex Jones. After all, he fits the definition: a false flag-waving paid plant at a tragedy, invented by right-wing conspiracy fans as a way to dream away the real victims of school shootings
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(News West 9)
 
 
 
Texas burglar steals everything needed for an old school gangsta rap video
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
High school wrestling coach fired after admitting to wrestling with self on campus
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Thu April 12, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
High school football bench warmer described as looking "like a baby giraffe" is now a future NFL player. How did he do it? A creative highlight tape, letters begging colleges to take him and a cheap buffet nearby
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Student: "I want to listen to music during the test." Teacher: "Sorry, no phones allowed." Student: "Challenge Accepted"
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Man quiz: Walmart doesn't have your meds. Do you? A) Head down to the beer aisle and get drunk in the cooler B) Yell at the pharmacist since you got all dressed up C) Threaten to blow up, shoot, and kill hundreds of people
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Conservative: I can't envision how arming teachers could possibly go wrong. Parkland Teacher: Hold my gun
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Kokomo Perspective)
 
 
 
What's going on? A lot, if you like finger foods, liver & onions, and AYCE breakfast
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(Some Cubbie)
 
 
 
Young Ferris Bueller busted by principal skipping school to go to Cubs home opener
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump seems to have attended the Al Capone School of Business Management: After "Elliot" Mueller stages a devastating raid on his mouthpiece's office, Trump is having dinner with his underbosses in Congress. Maybe he'll talk about his enthusiasms
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Somewhere in Pennsylvania, a tiny bat salesman is laughing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
National Beer Day was last week. As was School Librarian Day, Tell a Lie Day, and National Rat Day. Today is National Siblings Day, so grab your brother or sister and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz, April 1-7 Silly Holiday Edition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham can't find enough creationist workers, so he's loosening restrictions on who he will employ at his museum
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is schooled in attorney-client privilege by George Conway. Yes, of the Kellyanne Conways
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Mon April 09, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
While you wait for news on Rick and Morty season 4, the duo will crossover with Dungeons & Dragons in a comic book. Get your Szechuan sauce-stained fingers ready for a (burp) saving throw
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In news that may surprise no one, Trump's numbers thrive in areas that don't have traditional news outlets, minorities, high school diplomas, full sets of teeth, etc
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Teacher: Hey, Dean, what do you think about this girl's nipples? Are they too erect through her shirt? School Dean: Hm. Those are pretty erect nipples. Hey, nurse, what do you think of these nipples? Nurse: Wow. Here, let me cover them with bandaids
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
What happens when an EF3 tornado rips across a college campus full of security cameras
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom sends her kid off to school in a "McDonald's" X-rated T-shirt after thinking it looked innocent enough. She's not lovin' the embarrassment now
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
If on October 14th, 1982 you wrote a letter, rolled it up, dropped it into an empty Diet Sunkist bottle, and tossed it into the Coosa River, this article may be of interest to you
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Sat April 07, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma girl is excited to find Blake Shelton's autograph. Her mom isn't as excited, as it means her kid's textbook is over thirty years old
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Fri April 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There now , was that SO hard?: Oklahoma legislature takes up measure raising online sales taxes, hotel taxes, and gambling taxes to raise the money to pay their teachers decently
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(TapInto)
 
 
 
School fire alarms go off, 1500 staff and students evacuated because... lunch lady Doris burned the quiche
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Most people can't put their finger on the lower G-spot despite seeing it all the time
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(Komo)
 
 
 
17-year-old pleads guilty to attacking school principal with spear. To be fair, a 1d6 versatile weapon is about the best you can get unless you take a martial weapons feat
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good: Brand new $70M school in Chicago will accommodate about 1,200 students. Less good: The construction site includes 38,000 people buried in unmarked graves. Very less good: Among the dead are patients from the county's insane asylum
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Will & Grace' creator donates John Oliver's Mike Pence book parody to every elementary school in Indiana
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Some Oklahoma teachers are finding the grass really is greener in Texas, and are packing up their shiny little surreys with the fringe on the top and sweepin' down the plains
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos working on making the school system even more racist
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(Time)
 
 
 
Julian Edelman earns the 'Hero' tag by stopping a potential school shooter
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sad: 11-year-old girl's mother died two years ago. Sadder: Her dad didn't know what to do with her hair so he hacked it off. Cool: Now her bus driver styles her hair for her almost every day
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Serious monkey business at Malaysia school for macaques, nttawwt
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas GOP decides the best way to comply with State Supreme Court ruling to increase school funding is to change the State Constitution
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
OK Republicans growing increasingly deranged trying to justify not funding public schools. Governor Mary Fallin even started ranting about Antifa killing her family in 1962
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What happens to the children when the teachers go on strike? Besides all the partying, video game playing, and illicit sex? Not much. Author apparently has forgotten what kids are like
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to lighten up on the drinking when your daughter draws a picture of you in bed HUNGOVER with a sick bucket in her school artwork. Just sayin'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently harassing the Parkland high school students can be your own personal erotica site
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Mon April 02, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes, the name says it all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sir, the teachers are revolting. You said it, they stink on ice
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma teachers tired of working up to 6 jobs to make ends meet (that's not a typo) go on strike today. Six. Jobs
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
How powerful are high school students becoming? One just organized the first-ever gay parade in Mike Pence's hometown
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan to give commencement speech at Harvard Law School because Stormy Daniels was busy
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Schoolboys refuse to let go of man about to hang himself from motorway bridge. "I hope other children can see it's worth stopping to help someone"
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again, it's time for the annual "Sorry, that college acceptance letter may just be a computer glitch"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Decreasing female population in China has men applying to Women's University to improve chances of finding a girlfriend
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren wonders how come she still has advertisers? She's just as big a lowlife as Laura Ingraham. She'd like a week off too. It's just so unfair
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada DoE again delays vote on adopting anti-bullying policy that includes protections for trans students, stating they're waiting on "model regulation" for the schools. Geena Rocero, Carmen Carerra, Lea T available for comment but haven't been asked
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A 17-year-old high school student is close to bringing Fox News to its knees. How the mighty have fallen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They missed that Michigan has a player that used to be a student-manager, who's scored a 3 in the tournament already. Add 20 points
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona teachers: "We're among the worst paid in the country, could you please give us a 20 percent raise?" AZ Governor Doug Ducey: "One percent. That's my final offer"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep Steve King (Klansman-IA)has uncovered the REAL cause fo school shootings: It's Ritalin. but you never see that reported because "Big Pharma' pays families to keep quiet. No, he REALLY said that, and yes he IS an actual elected Representative
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Kid who was shot in school shooting is given detention for walking out during protest two years later. School board demands apology, then advocates arming teachers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
My mom used to get angry when I didn't do my homework but she never tried to cut my head off with a saw
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Please note: "Cleavage is my Kryptonite" is not something high school teachers should say on the job
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"It's not that my child is too ignorant or lazy; it's that he's just too smart for homework"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kentucky lawmakers approve state pension changes by sneaking them into sewage bill, sends it to Governor's desk for passage shiat
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Netflix is more popular than the BBC
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