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| Tue June 16, 2020 |
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So I was just listening to a rural census taker discussing his day, and it's apparent that a *LOT* of people who moved to "summer homes" in March to avoid COVID-19 plan to stay. That's going to affect the 2020 Census
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Daycares prepare to reopen, face thicket of health restrictions as well as parental reluctance. On the positive side, little kids who love social distancing and wearing masks are probably future school shooters, so we can nip 'em in the bud
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Mom wanted to be a doctor, but her plans were derailed by a pregnancy so she took time away and then became an RN. Recently mom and that baby graduated together from medical school. Well, the baby is an adult obviously, not Doogie Howser
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"I'm making more friends in lockdown than I ever did before." Does the same hold true for anyone else?
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"Our adult teen daughter is lazy and wanted to make money without having to show up for a job everyday, so she dropped out of school, quit a part-time job, and is making online sex videos. Everyone asks what she's doing; we avoid answering. What do?"
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| Thu May 07, 2020 |
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The 1990s baseball award voters had no idea what they were doing, voting for the likes of Bob Welch, Terry Pendleton, and Juan Gonzalez ahead of Clemens, Bonds, and Griffey based on defective old-school stats and sentimental storylines
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Before he tried to invade Venezuela, Jordan Goudreau wanted to embed special forces in schools disguised as "cool shop" teachers to say "'Hey, what's up, fellas" to kids playing Dungeons and Dragons alone
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Before he tried to invade Venezuela, Jordan Goudreau wanted to embed special forces in schools disguised as "cool shop" teachers to say "'Hey, what's up, fellas" to kids playing Dungeons and Dragons alone
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University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School predicts 350,000 coronavirus deaths by end of June if we re-open everything. Fortunately our president attended that school and will no doubt heed its warning
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Alaskan school board votes to ban certain classic books. Help comes from an unlikely source: "Any student or parent that wants a copy of the recently removed books can email the band, and they'll send them the books for free"
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"How am I supposed to motivate my children to do their homework when school is now pass-fail?"
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| Wed April 15, 2020 |
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Germany begins preparations for invasion of Poland. Wait, I meant they are ready to slowly "open their economy", if you know what I mean
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NJ Man crashes Florida online kindergarten music class. Fark: it was Jon Bon Jovi
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Denmark has decided to re-open its schools, apparently figuring the horns on the helmets the kids wear will give then enough natural "social distance" to keep them safe
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Student Lawsuit: "Liberty University is, in a very real sense, profiting from the COVID-19 pandemic-keeping its campus and campus services 'open' as a pretext to retain Plaintiff's and the other Class members' room, board and campus fees,"
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If you left a case of dynamite in an abandoned schoolhouse in Roxbury, Vermont, the state police bomb squad would like a word. So would some Hollywood script writers, because what's the backstory on that?
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Meet K-9 Nibbles, who was one of 31 pit bull puppies seized from a suspected dogfighting operation several years ago, and he's completed Police Canine School just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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The end of college sports as we knew them in 3... 2
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