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headlines found matching 'Saw'
Wed January 16, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
American ISIS Guy: "I saw some people being executed publicly. I saw some crucifixions. You know, that's just normal life there...I'm from the United States, from Texas, they like to execute people too." He's not wrong
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Indonesian fisherman claims he saw doomed flight MH370 crash, didn't think it was important to mention until years later
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Mon January 14, 2019
(Nature)
 
 
 
You remember images backwards from when you first saw them
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Investigating the Fitzgerald Collision: "When [ADM] Fort walked into the trash-strewn CIC ... he was hit with the acrid smell of urine. He saw kettlebells on the floor and bottles filled with pee." And it went downhill from there
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Sat January 12, 2019
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The next tired, boring franchise set for a reboot? Final Destination ... proving some things really can't die
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Thu January 10, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Who would win? A: Thousands of miles of steel fencing for a border wall? B: A saw?
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Tue January 08, 2019
(Forbes)
 
 
 
I'm Eric saw donations to his charity (which his dad made him pilfer from) spike to $3.2M in 2016 before crashing harder than an Adderall comedown the following year
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Trump administration official who planned to spend January living in NYC public housing says the experiment has been delayed because of federal government shutdown, actually saw where she would be living
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Mon January 07, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thailand chops up Saudi Embassy attempt to bone refugee status of Saudi woman they saw at Bangkok airport
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Some guy claims '100% proof' that aliens live on a base on Mercury. Subby was skeptical, but then saw he runs the highly-reputable UFO Sightings Daily blog, a site which is always very vigorous with its scientific research
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Fri January 04, 2019
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight from LAX to JFK forced to make an emergency landing after a passenger saw a "sudden burst of smoke" on board. Put away the vape pens you IDIOTS
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Thu January 03, 2019
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Have you ever been at a wedding where someone decided to speak now and not hold their peace? These people have. Objecters include a maid of honor who was sleeping with the groom and a guy who saw the perfect opportunity to step out of the closet
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Tue January 01, 2019
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Dr. Hook singer Ray Sawyer dead at 81. Rolling Stone seen preparing cover art
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Mon December 31, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Travis Kelce broke the NFL record for yardage in a season by a tight end and saw it eclipsed before he dried the Gatorade off of his body
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Sat December 29, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♬ This old gran ♬ She played one ♬ She played murder on her son ♬ With a skillet and a power saw she sliced and diced and smashed ♬ And put him in the next day's trash ♬
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Fri December 28, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Man stole rifles, bows, other items, tried to light house on fire, stole a John Deere Gator and two chainsaws, rolled the gator while trying to leave the scene, then set it on fire and left it to burn along the road still at large. The Aristocrat
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Thu December 27, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The branding of Trump: "Main Street America saw all those glittery things, the helicopter and the gold-plated sinks, and saw the most successful person in the universe. The people I knew in the world of high finance understood that it was all a joke"
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Mon December 24, 2018
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Simcha Rotem has died. With his passing, there is only a single known remaining Warsaw ghetto uprising survivor left: 89-year-old Aliza Vitis-Shomron. "He was the last fighter. I'll keep speaking 'til my last day, After me, who will keep telling?"
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Fri December 21, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner gets full credit for using a bone saw on the US criminal justice system
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Wed December 19, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Man arrested for stealing chainsaws ends up lighting his hospital bed on fire
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Sun December 16, 2018
(Some John)
 
 
 
Some artists end up flush with success, while others saw their careers swirl down the john. This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club gets off the throne and celebrates all things John: songs about a John or by a John
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican politicians asked about President Trump, respond by saying they heard no evil, saw no evil, will speak no evil, and "Who's this Trump guy anyway? I don't even know anyone by that name"
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Fri December 14, 2018
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Woman donated her body to science. First it was frozen then sawed into four blocks, sliced 27,000 times and photographed after each cut. It will now become a virtual cadaver that will live forever speaking to medical students from the grave
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Mon December 10, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
His name was Ghosn, he headed Nissan. With a Brazil apartment as his lair, and misconduct down to there. He did a tap dance, he saw his big chance. But Nissan thought it odd, since he's indicted for tax fraud. At the Copa, Copacabana
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Sat December 08, 2018
(WNYC)
 
 
 
New Yorkers, the saw-whet owls have descended upon you to feast on you because they're hungry. Obey them or risk their wrath
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Fri December 07, 2018
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
If you've been stealing historic doorknobs from the Rock Island Courthouse, officials would like a word with you. Subby saw Historic Doorknobs once, back in their steampunk days
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Thu December 06, 2018
(CitizensForEthics)
 
 
 
Oh, so that's why Trump doesn't want to make hay with MBS over Khashoggi. Turns out the Saudis are a major investor in an Indonesian company that just gave the greenlight to developing some Trump properties. Surprise. Surprise. Bonesaw
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Tue December 04, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"There's not a smoking gun, there's a smoking saw." Senator Lindsey Graham calls Trump administration "willfully blind" on Khashoggi murder, will not be next Attorney General
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(France 24)
 
 
 
According to Trump, his best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw French protestors chant "We want Trump." at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow "dirty weekend sex kit"....but you clicked before you saw the price
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Fri November 30, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
One of the first witnesses in James Fields's murder trial is the guy he hit, whom you saw rolling across the hood of his car (Article contains graphic images)
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman: I saw you masturbating on the beach | Man: I was merely airing them out, ma'am (with mugshot)
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Thu November 29, 2018
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett may be Mr. America investor dude, but he likes cuts like GM just made. He saw them coming
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Tue November 27, 2018
(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Did you know that jigsaw puzzle companies frequently use the same patterns? Hilarity ensues
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a journalist dating a fourth year Ph.D. student studying liberal arts. I work 55 hours a week; he puts in 60-70. We got 4 days off for Thanksgiving; he saw it as a chance to catch up on work, which he loves more than me. What do?"
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japanese jigsaw puzzle in the news as holiday gift idea because it's (a) produced by Todai's Institute for Cosmic Ray Research (b) featuring the Super-Kamiokande neutrino detector (c) a biatch to complete (d) all of the above
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Mon November 26, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
President T(raitor) insists there were "hundreds" in his campaign who "never met, saw or spoke to a Russian" who "have not been called" by Mueller. But doesn't include his son in this group. Does this mean Junior has already "been called" by Mueller?
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Tue November 20, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man overloads washing machine with clothes and bleach, ruining $3,000 of woman's clothes. I have doubts about this story since when was the last time you saw a guy willing go near a washing machine
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Mon November 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Remember when movies depicted Tsunamis as a wall of water, then we saw the real thing, and it was just like a very high tide? Apparently walls of water are still a thing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's prince can't even explain why you'd need a bone saw for a routine kidnapping
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Morning, Joe; that was quite a unique weekend in political brinkmanship and idiocy, wasn't it? What's the best phrase to describe what you saw from Trump?" "It was delusional dingbattery from him." Y'know, that works quite well
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Have you ever driven on the infamous 'Snake' section of California's Mulholland Highway? Feel lucky if you saw it before it burned
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Fri November 16, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even the CIA concludes that MBS ordered the Khashoggi bonesawing. So what's your excuse now, Donnie?
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Wed November 14, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Among the items represented by World Patent Marketing, the former company of Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker, was one that they saw no reason to make in gold
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Mon November 12, 2018
(Today Online)
 
 
 
Wall Street traders not going to jump after a big 20% bonus this year, while clients saw only a 2% rise in the S&P
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Tue November 06, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
High school students digging around a cemetery at Mount Vernon find a 6,000 year old ax. Immediately take it at an upscale hipster bar to throw it at a wall
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Wildlife officer separates two deer stuck together at their antlers using a shotgun, and he's a hell of a shot
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
"Dude, I love your Marilyn Hanson T-Shirt." "Thanks, 'bro, I saw them with C. Limp Bizkits, Slapknot, and Rage About The Machine"
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Mon November 05, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Saudis, furious with the Washington Post, call for boycott of Amazon, possibly because Prime doesn't offer free delivery for bone saws and industrial floor mops and buckets
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Sat November 03, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you're wondering about Trump's tweets this morning, yes, he was just repeating what he saw on Fox News this morning. Again
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Fri November 02, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I'm I a bad person? I saw an car accident and was a witness for the person who was at fault because the other driver was a complete asshat
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Wed October 31, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Looks like someone only saw the first half of the Dinosaurs Series Finale
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You have to hand it to this guy who single-handedly became a successful actor by pretending to have been an armed combatant
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Tue October 30, 2018
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
What's worse than a crazy dude with a chainsaw on the subway? A crazy dude with two chainsaws and multiple warrants
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Mon October 29, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle saw children waiting to meet her, so she rushed them some leftover cake. No word if she smiled and said, "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Suspicious package addressed to CNN discovered in Atlanta. Officials reportedly became concerned once they saw it contained a copy of "How to Win at Jeopardy" by Wolf Blitzer
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Sat October 27, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
WWE will continue with event in Saudi Arabia despite recent events. Two big stars want to escape the event like its a steel cage and Bonesaw is in there
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Wed October 24, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mr Bone Saw calls Jamal Khashoggi's killing a heinous crime, vows to team up with OJ Simpson to find the real killer
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Violent J says Shaggy 2 Dope trying to dropkick Fred Durst was a joke. We know, we all saw the video
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Sun October 21, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Once again, driving your vehicle into a stationary pole will not kill the spider you just saw
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Fri October 19, 2018
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
"Terrifying" doll gets Spotify ad banned. With video that will haunt your dreams AND give you an earworm
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
It's just like Cinderella, only with a gold grill instead of glass slippers, and an armed robbery instead of a ball
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Thu October 18, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This day in 1991 saw the release of the coolest film of the decade. It was so cool, it was Cool as Ice
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Wed October 17, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sure it was a simple bike"'crash" that killed a U.S. airman who saw top secret NASA photos of alien structures on the moon. SURE, seems likely (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Here's a recap of the rest of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman's human rights record: thousands of war dead, imprisonment and execution of dissidents, kidnapping Lebanon's prime minister. Mr. Bone Saw, indeed
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Tue October 16, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ex-teammates of Aaron Hernandez saw his issues coming
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Sat October 13, 2018
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Tennessee dad tries to kill his son with a chainsaw while his son's mowing the yard. So the son mows his dad's leg. Off
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Tue October 09, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon fondly recalls that top NBC executives in 2009 doubted he could succeed as late-night TV host, much less replace Conan. Fortunately or unfortunately, the old saw about the taste of the American people held true
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Fri October 05, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Like Lehman, we think the deception is about to catch up to TSLA," says the guy that saw Lehman's collapse coming
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Someone at Uber saw Charlie Wilson's War, and... Actually had a great farkin idea. Free rides to polling places on election day. Get out there and vote
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Wed October 03, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
"Everybody was just so surprised about how fast I was running and I told them there was a little Krispy Kreme box down there that I saw"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We have the technology. We can rebuild him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hundreds of law professors saw Kavanaugh's performance on Friday and said, "Whoa, dude, that's farked up, man"
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Thu September 27, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Give Nic Cage a chainsaw without control and you get his new film, oh "Mandy." And you thrilled me and saved me from boredom, and the Cage trifecta's in play, oh "Mandy"
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Wed September 26, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Cop decides to do a little upskirting. Passerby catches him in the act. Cop runs away, is taken down by the guy, who gets his elbow injured. This is Japan, so the cop gets prosecuted for assaulting the citizen who saw the illegal peeping
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister makes the bulk of her income renting out her beach house. She got offered a low amount for December and wants to stay with my husband and me, for which she offered to pay us. My husband saw her finances and wants more. What do?"
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