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Mon August 20, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
TRIGGER WARNING: A tarantula's egg sack was cut open and thousands of babies emerge and I saw it on the Metro's homepage without warning so now I'm passing it to you
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Fri August 17, 2018
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia School District give a jawn to its new teachers so they won't get a sawty idea what their students are saying
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Thu August 16, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another day, another Omarosa tape drops. The military commander who oversaw the Bin Laden raid is asking Trump to revoke his security clearance. Manafort verdict watch continues. It's freedom of the press day, and this is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's August and I just saw the school bus last week already and I haven't made homemade ice cream yet. Get out the rock salt and the heavy cream and take the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 5-11 Hand Crank Edition
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Fri August 10, 2018
(BGR)
 
 
 
Space Shuttle astronaut says he thought he saw an alien in the cargo bay, uses exosuit loader to expel it through an airlock
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Add "roofers with circular saws" to "dynamite monkeys" on the list of individuals you should not taunt
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Thu August 09, 2018
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Jacoby Ellsbury, dominant while winning two rings with the Red Sox has been a bust as a member of the New York Yankees. Tag is for Sawx fans everywhere
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Mon July 30, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alyssa Milano: A 3D printed gun is "downloadable death", which is also the name of a really bad horror movie subby saw in the 90s
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Wed July 25, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Japanese town overrun with ninjas. Nobody saw it coming
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Sat July 21, 2018
(ELLE)
 
 
 
A source "close to Meghan Markle" is now claiming her dad faked his heart surgery to get out of having to attend her wedding. And by "close source", we mean someone who once saw a photo of Meghan in a magazine and can usually spell her name
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Thu July 19, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Must be an acid flashback; I swear I just saw a flying whale
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
DARPA and the Pentagon are *not* working on any secret mind control weapons. Totally Fake News. I mean you're not even reading this on the internets. You're thought you heard about from someone whose cousin said they saw it from a neighbor in Canada
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Mon July 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Coherent GOPer and US envoy to Russia Jon Huntsman: There won't be "much of a relationship left" if Moscow meddles in 2018 elections like we saw in 2016
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Drinker orders horrifying looking Guinness and Sprite cocktail, automatically loses right to beer towel. What's the worst drink you ever saw someone order?
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Bicycling.com)
 
 
 
As expected we saw a changing of the yellow jersey yesterday and the cream is starting to rise to the top of GC. Day 4 of the Tour de France is back in the hands of the sprinters...if they can contain that pesky breakaway
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Public Image Ltd back for 40th Anniversary tour. For you kids, that's Johnny Lydon's follow-up band to the Sex Pistols. They made numerous records and subby saw them on their first U.S. tour. They are a lot like Can, an even older band
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to better retain what you read. That reminds me of something I saw somewhere about remembering content of books like...wait...what am I submitting here again?
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BAH GAWD KING, 20 years ago we almost saw a man broken in half
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Hunter S. Thompson foresaw the rise of Trump's Deplorables 50 years ago, and it might well have driven him crazy. Crazy as a fox
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
♫ I saw my sim banging Santa Claus ♫
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend said he was sexually harassed by his old boss. I broke my phone; he lent me his. I saw sexually explicit messages between him and his boss and some nudes they sent each other. Should it matter since it was before we met?"
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix," -Allen Ginsberg. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, hysterical naked edition
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for 23 years; we have 4 children. He started picking fights with me; we saw a marriage counselor. I learned he'd had affairs and our counselor told him not to tell me. Who should I be angrier at?"
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Subby has no idea what a "scopey" horse is, but that's one impressive recovery
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of Westworld, which saw some unexpected deaths, a few new revelations, and one sad origin. But of course, we're left with more questions than answers [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man knocked unconscious in car wreck sees Heaven. "I flew up into Heaven, and Heaven is stacked." He saw people in purple robes, an angel with tired face and short pants, and encountered Jesus in a field. Heaven appears to be Branson, Missouri
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Thu June 14, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
MLB not happy that people saw something entertaining on the baseball field
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie: I was nosing around on my boyfriend's phone and saw he was interested in bi experimentation, so I got upset and went out and had an affair. Now I don't want to stop. Am I a bad person?
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Mon June 04, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sharapova advances past Serena in French Open. Who saw that coming?
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Terror suspect found in possession of dangerous, deadly sawn-off fly swatter
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Mon May 28, 2018
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
40,000 gallons of paint spills onto freeway. Although most vehicles stopped, witnesses swear they saw a van go
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Tue May 22, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In something that everybody saw coming Trump's big meeting with Kim may not happen. Erik Trump still unsure how to rewind a DVD. Another mass shooting. EPA Scott strong-armed an AP reporter. Now, it's your MSNBC thread. Party starts at 8 p.m. ET
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Two of the witnesses were passing by saw all of this occurring, stopped their vehicles, got out and - they were concealed handgun holders - and began firing at the individual"
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The State)
 
 
 
South Carolina gubernatorial candidate prides herself on being a "conservative buzzsaw" who fired hundreds of bureaucrats whose only job was winning wrongful termination lawsuits against the state
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
"They just rushed around to grab it and hide it before other diners saw," presumably lest they wanted one, too
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Thu May 17, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
L.A. Chargers are going to have to turn a crank, have a boot kick a bucket so a ball-bearing can roll down crooked stairs, have a large ball fall from a bathtub onto a seesaw and flip a man into a tank
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Wed May 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Buehler win the GOP nomination to challenge Oregon Gov. Kate Brown. I guess it's pretty serious
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Over a dozen new kinds of creatures discovered, given scientific names including Darth Vader isopod, Big Ears crab, chain-saw lobster, ice cream cone worm, and cock-eyed squid (pics)
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Senate chairman Sen. Grassley: Comey said FBI agents saw no sign General Flynn lied. So big lie
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
See how many archaeologists saw a pendulum saw? Say what?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I saw Unexpected Walruses open for Leaping Orcas in '86. I didn't know they were still together and touring
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Tue May 08, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I saw them trying to pull my brother out. That's out. That's out. ... Might not be many playoff games I've played in, but he's been at all of them. That's out. Don't put him out"
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Thu May 03, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Today in "Things everyone saw coming": China has stopped buying soybeans from the US
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Wed May 02, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bus driver finally faces felony charge for not stopping for a dozen police cars. Daniel Mengestu saw the police cars following him, but didn't stop because he "believed it was a training exercise." Apparently the spike strips weren't a hint either
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Favorite appallingly awful movie thread. Subby nominates "Space Truckers" in which the bad guy has a cyborgified "reproductive apparatus" he has to fire up with a cord, like a chainsaw
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who never smiled or saw a dog has been memorialized in L.A. park
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Yes officer, I saw the whole thing
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