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headlines found matching 'Saw'
Thu December 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cleveland Bonesaws predicted to win 2026 championship after the NBA announces it will allow sovereign wealth funds to buy ownership stakes in teams
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Thu November 17, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Atomic Monster and Blumhouse to merge but operate independently and not combine, guaranteeing jobs for lawyers, accountants, marketing people and spreadsheets
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(Popular Info)
 
 
 
Meet the bonesaw buddies funneling Donnie his blood-soaked billions
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle
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Fri November 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Let's hide behind the chainsaws"
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Tue November 08, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"When I saw John Lennon's face in my mate's pint, it was a bit spooky, it felt like a sign. I was minding my own business and just glanced down and happened to see it. It also made us laugh for ages. It's been a joke between us ever since"
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Thu November 03, 2022
(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Women save owl tangled in fishing line near Butte. Near Butte? OWL RLY
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Sat October 29, 2022
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
At 7:30 AM ET, Foxes host Citeh. At 10 AM, it's Bonesaw vs Villa, Palace vs Saints, Scum vs Chelsea, Cherries vs Spurs, and Bees vs Wolves. At 12:30 PM, Fulham get Everton, followed by Liverpool vs Leeds in your Saturday EPL Discussion Thread, on USA/Peacock
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Wed October 26, 2022
(The Verge)
 
Hero
 
The Xbox Adaptive Controller almost never saw the light of day. Then Microsoft employees in manufacturing in China, design in Redmond, and the Xbox team "came together and said skunkworks we're going to make it happen"
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
"I saw way too much of Dennis Rodman's dong"
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman will not attend an upcoming Arab summit due to doctor's advice, possibly on bone saw maintenance
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Sun October 23, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Ezekiel saw the wheel. This is the wheel he said he saw. These are unidentified flying objects that people say they are seeing now. The United States Air Force began an investigation of this high strangeness in a search for the truth"
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Fri October 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
PGA Tour Executives desperately hoping to meet Mr. Bonesaw
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Quiet dad, or I'll put you in the crooked home I saw on 60 minutes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline:That time John Waters saw Angela Lansbury in a Queer Friendly Sex Club
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mt Clemens High rented out gym for a "Stripper Party". The most excitement subby's high school gym saw was donkey basketball with football team vs. Flash Gordon and a then-unknown Denzel
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Thu October 13, 2022
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
When you saw an Akon concert you may have seen Ikon or Aken
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Sportscasting)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal once called a timeout at the free throw because he saw Halle Barry walking in. Bonus: he nailed the free throw
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Mon October 10, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Sir, we just saw your ass on the road. No, sir, this isn't a joke. Your ass is loose. Sir, calm down, we're just trying to hand your ass to you. Sir, profanity isn't necessary"
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
AI saw what you took and will charge you accordingly. Just trust AI
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Sat October 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Social media commenters immediately began offering theories, with some calling the lines a road map of highways, others suggesting they're tracks left by something sliding across the ice, and a few pointing out they saw pentagrams in the photo"
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"No one should go to prison for smoking a joint," doctor snaps at Laura Ingraham who looked as if she saw a photo of The Squad
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Thu October 06, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The country that saw the vaccines shunned because of politics, and saw some of the highest death tolls worldwide could be doing more to stop a resurgence of covid? The same nation that's about to elect a fascist government because of high gas prices?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"I saw 41 turtle hatchlings"
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Wed September 28, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Video of what NASA spacecraft saw just seconds before slamming into that asteroid. Warning: May be triggering for sperm whales
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
As if you needed another reason to not watch Fox's pathetic excuse of a sports network, the Bonesaw Tour is set to buy airtime on there
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Three men arrested for trying to capture UFOs for lucrative secondary market
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Tue September 27, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lefty pulls out of lawsuit after realizing if the Bonesaw Tour collapses being a plaintiff against the PGA won't help him get back in their good books
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Indy100)
 
 
 
"OMG, if they saw the mushrooms, the tomatoes, the baked beans, all of this, the full English, they would absolutely flip out"
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Wed September 21, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Preview footage from the upcoming Texas Chainsaw Massacre game - come for the novel 4 vs 3 multiplayer, stay for what the killers have to do for grandpa
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Apple and Amazon both tell the Bonesaw Tour "Thanks, but no thanks" on streaming rights
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Green Mountain Coffee has some of the best filters subby ever saw
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Thu September 01, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gary Player joins the list of golf legends speaking out against the Bonesaw Tour. Awkward tag beats out Dumbass tag because Player is an ambassador for golf events in Saudi Arabia
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Wed August 31, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fans feared the worst when they saw Carol Burnett was trending but it's all good man, just a movement to get her to host SNL
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Tue August 30, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
The good news: The sudden spike the US saw in shootings during the pandemic has disappeared. The bad news: By turning into a plateau
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Another day, another bunch of golfers taking Bonesaw's money
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Mon August 29, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's legal "dream team": A guy he hired because saw him on TV, a former prosecutor; a former host on One America News Network, a Florida insurance lawyer; and the former general counsel for a parking-garage firm
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In a wildly unbelievable twist that absolutely no one saw coming, rich psychopaths buy their way out of yet another inconvenience
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bonesaw Golf Tour hires Dan Quayle's son to lobby for them in DC. Potatoe
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Phoebe Bridgers, Snail Mail, and Fred Durst walk into a movie
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Flowing Data)
 
 
 
We saw that you like reading the article about being tracked
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Man who used to drink 28 pints and a bottle of vodka a day saw the fluorescent lights with only two hours to live
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forget sawing off Florida. Texas is getting towed out to sea, and it's about time too
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
In possibly the most obvious plot twist ever, Wrong Johnson says "not so fast" on marriage equality bill after previously saying he saw "no reason to oppose it"
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Fri August 19, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
A 81-year-old Danish woman traveling from Africa to Canada was arrested at Warsaw airport on suspicion of illegal possession of heroin worth over $515,000. Go Granny Go
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Ringside News)
 
 
 
Goldberg claims the only person he truly wanted to hurt was Chris Jericho. A concussed Bret Hart just rolled his eyes so far that he saw his own brain
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Game NOT over. Cue "Hello Zepp"
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A weak weekend saw Bullet Train chug along at #1 with $13 million while DC: League of Super-Pets was #2 with $6.8 million. Top Gun: Maverick somehow continues soaring at #3 with $6.7 million while people still said "Yes" to Nope, #4 with $5.3 million
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Patrick Reed states that all the golfers on the Bonesaw Tour can "hold their own" against anyone on the PGA Tour, and they aren't in it for that Saudi blood money
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Sat August 13, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Job advice from Rolling Stone. Hey Aqualung, how about telling all your readers who saw Zep in the '70s to retire so the rest of us can have a farking career
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yeah, sure, you've heard of a batter hitting for the cycle. When's the last time you ever saw a batter do something that's never even been done in the major leagues? Ask the Springfield Cardinals' Chandler Redmond
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Tue August 09, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Federal judge to Bonesaw Tour golfers: You farked around and now you're finding out. No PGA Tour playoffs for you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Explains why Trump never saw the FBI coming
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Some Kids)
 
 
 
Photoshop this see saw
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Who was the best musician you ever saw live?
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