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headlines found matching 'Saw'
Thu January 26, 2023
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing? "Freeze" It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, and where Subby is it is so cold he opens the fridge to warm his house
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Elmo is starting the think that maybe Prince Bonesaw and his buddies aren't the most upstanding and trustworthy of people
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Guy who lies about having bariatric surgery angling for campaign donations from Bonesaw
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Mon January 23, 2023
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1957, Toy company Wham-O produced the first Frisbees, a product which went on to be a vastly more successful product than previous 'Bag-o-Glass,' 'Whirly Sawblades,' or 'Baby's First Guillotine Construction Set'
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Fri January 20, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S.: Our kids are so hardcore that they'll eat Tide Pods just because they saw it on TikTok. Indonesia: Hold my beer
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Thu January 19, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bonesaw's Murderous Golf Extravaganza ensures that no one will watch them play by inking an exclusive deal to appear on the CW
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Doc I saw a new dementia drug ad on TV, can you hook me up? But you don't have dementia or any family history of dementia. Yeah I know, I just want to see if it gives me a buzz. Well OK then - Rx
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These are the oldest candy bars still available that are not made with sawdust or scurvy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Looking for credibility, the Bonesaw Golf Tour to team up with the network which brings you "Masters of Illusion"
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Tue January 17, 2023
(MPR News)
 
 
 
♫ Blue streetlight, you saw me standing alone ♬
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Sun January 15, 2023
(CBR)
 
 
 
John Larroquette narrated Texas Chainsaw Massacre in exchange for weed. Jason Voorhees keeps him away from his harvest
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Fri January 13, 2023
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jersey Shore feels the ground shake for about 10 seconds today, but seismologists say they saw no recording of an earthquake. Residents now confused as all the lawn chairs are put away and they have no way of telling
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Ringside News)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon selling WWE to Bonesaw for $6.5 billion
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Hacksaw and blood found during search of dumpster from missing Cohasset woman's husband's mom's apartment complex
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tackier than a pregnant woman chain-smoking or socks with sandals, Jesus Christ Chainsaw Massacre is getting a sequel
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Sun January 08, 2023
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: Two years after the Jan. 6 riot, key GOP lawmakers go unpunished. Headline sounds awfully familiar to one we saw a year ago and one we'll see every January 6th for a while
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Thu January 05, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Despite hospital hallways lined with patients, China defends its new COVID response, which ranks right up there with "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything," and "He who smelt it, dealt it"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Caption this jigsaw puzzle and helper
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rev up those chainsaws. It's time to get groovy again
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Salon)
 
 
 
The guy who first saw human sperm was ok if no one else ever found out about it
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Fri December 30, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo signs with the Saudi Bonesaw League club that he denied he was planning on signing with
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Some Bone Saw)
 
 
 
We may soon discover if bone saws work in space
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former President Obama's List of Best Books and Movies of 2022; saw that one, not that, definitely not that one
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Deadline)
 
Hero
 
Spice Girls star Mel C pulls out of New Year's Eve gig in Poland over broadcaster's anti-LGBT stances. Candace Cameron Bure seen booking a flight to Warsaw
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(Nova Southeastern University)
 
 
 
Roger Dean painted trippy album covers for bands like Yes and Uriah Heep. After he saw "Avatar," he sued for copyright infringement. Read this takedown of the SCOTUS-worthy decision that threw out the lawsuit
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Sat December 24, 2022
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
"I love seeing updates on her. She looks like she's settled in and getting as many cuddles as she wants. When I saw that she was getting adopted, I cried a little bit. I'm so happy for her and her new family." Merry Christmas and welcome to Caturday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kush takes a bone saw to his relationship with TFG. I'll bet he did Nazi that coming
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Quora)
 
 
 
Quora is beta testing an AI chatbot similar to what you saw in Altered Carbon. It comes complete with the name POE which is short for Platform for Open Exploration. There's a 50% chance that what it tells you is true
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Tue December 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bonesaws to be allowed at the 2023 Masters because sometimes slicing a dogleg just won't cut it
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
WWE Hall of Famer Hacksaw Jim Duggan held off an home intruder with a pistol until the police arrived. No 2x4's were harmed in the burglary
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
How Colby-Sawyer College, a small private school in New Hampshire, was able to cut its tuition for undergrads by 62 percent. TL;DR: It didn't actually do any such thing, but saying so works well as a marketing ploy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Axeless Chainsaw Mass. Acre
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
I just saw my beloved Bruins team goalie attempt a 195 foot shot on an empty net, and only missed by a cat hair. My questions now are these: DIT
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Tue December 13, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I can't guess what he saw on my face. Some mix of bemusement and shock. For I had just seen a glimpse of an alternate Narrative in which we had visited appalling destruction upon one of the 7pm ET MSNBC threads
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Sat December 10, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"We just never saw it, because all this time we've been looking down, instead of up." The story of the discovery of fire just got a reboot
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Tue December 06, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Steph Curry miraculously makes five full court shots in a row. My wife Morgan Fairchild was there and saw it with her own eyes
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Dread Central)
 
 
 
So have you said to yourself "I wish someone would do a Christian version of Saw?" Me either, but here it is anyway
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Sun December 04, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How the Bonesaw tour created rifts between the best golfers in the world
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cleveland Bonesaws predicted to win 2026 championship after the NBA announces it will allow sovereign wealth funds to buy ownership stakes in teams
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Thu November 17, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Atomic Monster and Blumhouse to merge but operate independently and not combine, guaranteeing jobs for lawyers, accountants, marketing people and spreadsheets
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(Popular Info)
 
 
 
Meet the bonesaw buddies funneling Donnie his blood-soaked billions
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle
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Fri November 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Let's hide behind the chainsaws"
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Tue November 08, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"When I saw John Lennon's face in my mate's pint, it was a bit spooky, it felt like a sign. I was minding my own business and just glanced down and happened to see it. It also made us laugh for ages. It's been a joke between us ever since"
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Thu November 03, 2022
(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Women save owl tangled in fishing line near Butte. Near Butte? OWL RLY
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Sat October 29, 2022
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
At 7:30 AM ET, Foxes host Citeh. At 10 AM, it's Bonesaw vs Villa, Palace vs Saints, Scum vs Chelsea, Cherries vs Spurs, and Bees vs Wolves. At 12:30 PM, Fulham get Everton, followed by Liverpool vs Leeds in your Saturday EPL Discussion Thread, on USA/Peacock
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Wed October 26, 2022
(The Verge)
 
Hero
 
The Xbox Adaptive Controller almost never saw the light of day. Then Microsoft employees in manufacturing in China, design in Redmond, and the Xbox team "came together and said skunkworks we're going to make it happen"
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
"I saw way too much of Dennis Rodman's dong"
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman will not attend an upcoming Arab summit due to doctor's advice, possibly on bone saw maintenance
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Sun October 23, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Ezekiel saw the wheel. This is the wheel he said he saw. These are unidentified flying objects that people say they are seeing now. The United States Air Force began an investigation of this high strangeness in a search for the truth"
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Fri October 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
PGA Tour Executives desperately hoping to meet Mr. Bonesaw
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Quiet dad, or I'll put you in the crooked home I saw on 60 minutes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline:That time John Waters saw Angela Lansbury in a Queer Friendly Sex Club
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mt Clemens High rented out gym for a "Stripper Party". The most excitement subby's high school gym saw was donkey basketball with football team vs. Flash Gordon and a then-unknown Denzel
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Thu October 13, 2022
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
When you saw an Akon concert you may have seen Ikon or Aken
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Sportscasting)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal once called a timeout at the free throw because he saw Halle Barry walking in. Bonus: he nailed the free throw
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Mon October 10, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Sir, we just saw your ass on the road. No, sir, this isn't a joke. Your ass is loose. Sir, calm down, we're just trying to hand your ass to you. Sir, profanity isn't necessary"
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
AI saw what you took and will charge you accordingly. Just trust AI
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Sat October 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Social media commenters immediately began offering theories, with some calling the lines a road map of highways, others suggesting they're tracks left by something sliding across the ice, and a few pointing out they saw pentagrams in the photo"
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"No one should go to prison for smoking a joint," doctor snaps at Laura Ingraham who looked as if she saw a photo of The Squad
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Thu October 06, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The country that saw the vaccines shunned because of politics, and saw some of the highest death tolls worldwide could be doing more to stop a resurgence of covid? The same nation that's about to elect a fascist government because of high gas prices?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"I saw 41 turtle hatchlings"
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