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Sun July 12, 2020       California lost the battle for coronavirus testing. And they were one of the states that tried source: latimes.com   |   share: 55         The rise and fall of PopCap games source: kotaku.com   |   share: 53   Fri July 10, 2020       Don't shed a tear - they'll still get theirs. "obvious" tag closed along with any branches near any low-income zip codes source: msn.com   |   share: 5         Coronavirus porn is about to become very big in Japan source: livescience.com   |   share: 16         California, not to be outdone by Florida, sets a new single-day record for COVID-19 deaths source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com   |   share: 65         California, not to be outdone by Florida, sets a new single-day record for COVID-19 deaths source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com   |   share: 65         This can't be true. I was told that the KKK are democrats source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 62         Desperate for an audience and clicks, "Patriots Insider" writes to Boston audience that Jerry Rice was greater than Tom Brady source: nbcsports.com   |   share: 19         Man on death row at San Quentin has sentence reduced to life. Since he's in San Quentin during COVID it's really no change source: kron4.com   |   share: 8   Thu July 09, 2020       "Omar Navarro is a joke," Collins told The Daily Beast. "He has the mentality of a four year old child throwing a temper tantrum and the testicular fortitude of a mouse." So Navarro for Pres 2024 GOP is what you're saying source: msn.com   |   share: 14         "The blue-cheese salad dressing, butter, ground turkey, cans of grain-free dog food, and new toothbrush came to $24.97. Laurie Mahlenbrei handed the cashier a slice of wood marked $25 and walked out with her items in plastic grocery bags" source: fox5ny.com   |   share: 93         Wells Fargo preparing to fire thousands even as it continues to rake in millions source: msn.com   |   share: 21         "The surfacing of racists is so prevalent right now .... because Trump HIMSELF uses his position to incite racial tension and to promote aggression towards POC, foreigners, and immigrants" source: foxnews.com   |   share: 88   Wed July 08, 2020       Michael Lofthouse, CEO and founder of San Francisco tech company Solid8, is really sorry that video of his profane, racist rant has gone viral. Tag chosen because, let's be honest here, these daily viral videos define us as a country source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 116         San Francisco supervisor introduces bill to criminalize calling police because you saw a black person. You'll never guess what they're calling it source: cnn.com   |   share: 113         As more people work in their underwear, Levi's falters source: cnbc.com   |   share: 11   Tue July 07, 2020       Bayer's Roundup-Cancer settlement plan may need a couple of tylenol source: msn.com   |   share: 4         California couple charged with hate crime for defacing Black Lives Matter mural source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: 177         US home prices are the latest viral downsizing source: msn.com   |   share: 24         Now is exactly the time to own your own funicular source: curbed.com   |   share: 21   Sat July 04, 2020       Strange, it's almost like there might be something in the world more important than money source: cnbc.com   |   share: 62         Without Federal aid, mass transit, cities, and really the entire country will grind to a halt source: nytimes.com   |   share: 66   Fri July 03, 2020       Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run source: theguardian.com   |   share: 28         Ex-San Franciscans realize they can keep their sweet Bay Area jobs while moving to towns where the streets -aren't- lined with needles, poop and neo-Maoist trust-fund dipshiats source: sfist.com   |   share: 126   Thu July 02, 2020       The planning phase for school reopenings in the San Francisco Bay Area is proceeding in the stupidest but somehow most appropriate possible way source: mercurynews.com   |   share: 47         ESPN to air Eagles concert over 4th of July weekend. It's not like Carson Wentz has anything better to do these days source: variety.com   |   share: 25         Tourists: let's see the Golden Gate Bridge. Golden Gate Bridge: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee source: foxnews.com   |   share: 110         "Egg salad and a basketball star provide one California cafe's coronavirus lifeline." See? It can be done source: reuters.com   |   share: 2   Tue June 30, 2020       Why this billionaire is moving his company from a liberal hell hole to ultraconservative Austin TX source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 90         Arizona dairy has to pay over $850,000 in lost wages for being lactating workforce intolerant source: dol.gov   |   share: 7   Mon June 29, 2020       COVID-19 claims another victim: People who spent tens of thousands of dollars on a cruise aren't getting their cash refunds quickly enough source: cnn.com   |   share: 61   Sun June 28, 2020 (Some Guy)       Australian jewel beetles have taught us a lot about porn, men, and marriage ...which if you must know started when we found them copulating with empty beer bottles source: ifstudies.org   |   share: 15   Thu June 25, 2020       Interactive timeline shows how the U S.A. got kicked in the balls by the novel coronavirus source: nytimes.com   |   share: 27         "Roger, 'rona." "We're the vectors, Victor" source: nytimes.com   |   share: 26         Like we needed any more proof that Facebook is evil source: thestar.com   |   share: 46   Tue June 23, 2020       ProPublica Deputy Managing Editor Eric Umansky's family saw an unmarked NYPD cruiser hit a Black teenager last Halloween. He tried to find out how it happened, instead finds a whole crap load of sh*t the NYPD has been hiding from public scrutiny source: propublica.org   |   share: 52         I, for one, welcome our new incredibly realistic robot dolphin overlords source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 14   Sat June 20, 2020       Really? Grant? source: nbcbayarea.com   |   share: 280   Fri June 19, 2020       Twitter adds warning that Trump tweet was "manipulated media" source: nydailynews.com   |   share: 44   Thu June 18, 2020       California Gov. Gavin Newsom orders all Californians to wear face coverings while in public or high-risk settings, including when shopping, taking public transit or seeking medical care source: latimes.com   |   share: 254         Beer Historian documents the COVID-19's impact on brewing, being that it's the biggest blow to the holy beer since Prohibition source: atlasobscura.com   |   share: 0   Wed June 17, 2020       The feng shui of proper pandemic patio design still has a certain je ne se quois to it source: wired.com   |   share: 6         Blue whales ignore social distancing rules, throw massive party off the San Francisco coast source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com   |   share: 3         Target confirms its $15/hr wage, offers $200 bonus hazard pay for existing employees, extends pandemic benefits, really hits the bulls-eye source: cnbc.com   |   share: 25         How the SCOTUS' LGBTQ ruling will boost the US economy source: barrons.com   |   share: 1         Website platform Contentful raises a boatload source: reuters.com   |   share: 0   Tue June 16, 2020       Cool idea or stuff of new Black Mirror episode nightmares? source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: 21         Most 'rona tests cost around $100. Why did one cost $2,315? "It's not unheard-of that one hospital can charge 100 times the price of another for the same thing" source: nytimes.com   |   share: 7         "It can get to the point where an app is replacing real people. That can be dangerous," says the person whose best friend is a chatbot source: nytimes.com   |   share: 3         49ers give Shanahan new 6-year deal 3 years into his last 6-year deal source: espn.com   |   share: 5         Next up for 2020: possible global seafarers strikes that could impact up to 90% of all world trade. Who knew that keeping 200,000 people at sea against their will was a bad idea? source: gcaptain.com   |   share: 15         Carrie Bradshaw sees family unpacking car in her neighborhood, writes trend piece on how previous month's trend piece about everyone fleeing cities due to COVID based on seeing one family packing car was totally completely wrong source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 8   Mon June 15, 2020       California's largest police unions call for lessening the use of force, increasing accountability and rooting out racist officers. Other police unions expected to fight back; WWE scheduling Police Union Brawl to Settle It All source: mercurynews.com   |   share: 61         We asked four different quantum gravity researchers to describe why we can't describe it. We got twenty-seven different answers and a packet of ramen noodles. But to be fair, we discovered we had the noodles all along source: quantamagazine.org   |   share: 13   Fri June 12, 2020       Library of Congress commissions new project: Music of the Coronavirus pandemic source: npr.org   |   share: 11         The moratorium on evictions is about to expire, along with the end of the stimulus money. Uh Oh source: axios.com   |   share: 102         During the 1918 influenza pandemic's second spike, Americans resisted social distancing because of their penchant for bucking authority. Sadly history will probably repeat itself source: motherjones.com   |   share: 80         Sally the Robot makes a decent salad. Fair enough, but how does she toss? source: latimes.com   |   share: 12   Thu June 11, 2020       Want to wear a scary mask this Halloween? Then wear your other mask now source: sfgate.com   |   share: 34   Wed June 10, 2020       Starbucks loses $3 billion in 'rona-related revenue, admits it's an eye-opener source: cnbc.com   |   share: 4         Elon Musk defies county lockdown order and reopens Tesla factory early. What could possibly go wrong? source: sfgate.com   |   share: 12   Tue June 09, 2020       Senator Collins' concern over Trump's policies, like a tiny ember that may one day become a raging candle, is continuing to grow source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 32   Mon June 08, 2020       The US government's supply of remdesivir, the only proven COVID-19 drug that works, runs out at the end of the month. Worry not though, surely we know the Trump Administration has a well thought out system to fix this source: 9news.com.au   |   share: 55         The 'rona is changing the rental economy and for companies like Airbnb, Avis, Uber, and Cashpadz, it hertz source: wired.com   |   share: 7   Sun June 07, 2020 (Some Horny Guy)       This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club: let's hear it for the horn section. 'Cause you ain't got class if you don't have brass source: rockcellarmagazine.com   |   share: 322         A simple guide on men's fashion that illustrates 'the do' s, the don'ts, and the oh my gawd please don'ts' for when you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 20         Shockingly, a couple of weeks after reopening beaches because pissy idiots wanted to spend memorial day ignoring a pandemic, the pandemic is taking its toll on Florida. Shocking, I know source: axios.com   |   share: 133         The George Floyd protests on Saturday were great and these photographs proved it source: slate.com   |   share: 92   Sat June 06, 2020       Call-a-Senior programs are creating friendships during the quarantine, helping the elderly and lonely during isolation source: vox.com   |   share: 31   Fri June 05, 2020       Good News: San Franciscans are doing an excellent job of following shelter in place orders. Bad News: Coyotes are taking over the city source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com   |   share: 42         "Dear Stoya: Is it possible for orgasms to be too intense? I'm a straight female in her 40s and every time I climax it's like I'm seeing a light shining in heaven. Is it like this for everyone?" source: slate.com   |   share: 41   Thu June 04, 2020       Facebook has created a tool to make it easier for athletes to delete all their racist teenage posts before they get famous source: theguardian.com   |   share: 8         Rap has a new favorite instrument, and it's not Autotune source: okwhatever.org   |   share: 26         San Francisco resident was kneeling when fatally shot five times by Vallejo police at protest of police brutality source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 221   Wed June 03, 2020       San Francisco apartment rents plummeting like there's no tomorrow, um, I mean like wildfire, um, I mean like crazy. Let's go with crazy source: sf.curbed.com   |   share: 141         49ers: Black Lives Matter. Colin Kaepernick: Say what now? source: sportingnews.com   |   share: 23         Trump to ban Chinese passenger carriers from flying to the US starting on June 16 source: reuters.com   |   share: 57   Tue June 02, 2020       Tech companies and execs would like you to know that out of the $ billions they control, they've made over $20 million in donations after killing of George Floyd source: cnbc.com   |   share: 12   Mon June 01, 2020       It turns out reports of tiger released from zoo during Oakland protests are about as credible as those of Tiger King being released back into the wild any time soon source: inquisitr.com   |   share: 26         Facebook in trouble as employees say they'll resign if Zuckerberg doesn't pull his lips from Trump's flabby ass source: nytimes.com   |   share: 97   Sun May 31, 2020       In case you didn't have enough to feel guilty about, you should also try to lower the carbon footprints of all the cocktails you enjoy source: treehugger.com   |   share: 20   Sat May 30, 2020       There are police reforms that help everyone, are sensible, straightforward, cost-saving, and have bipartisan support. Who's preventing those reforms? Yeah, you guessed it source: texasobserver.org   |   share: 163   Wed May 27, 2020       Twitter's head of site integrity is being trolled on Twitter source: mashable.com   |   share: 58         A Texas 'event planner' who won a $39 million federal contract to deliver food to lower-income residents lied about his about his credentials and client list and has not delivered as much as one meal, according to reports source: expressnews.com   |   share: 53         For anyone under the impression that "I demand muh gawd-given right to die over trivial inconvenience" is a new phenomenon in America source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 128   Tue May 26, 2020       Bored, stuck at home, got the traveling Jones and more money than you know what to do with? Rent a luxury RV complete with driver for $50K a week source: reuters.com   |   share: 11   Mon May 25, 2020       Will hookers survive the current pandemic? 500 years after The Plague virus killed half of Europe, there is still prostitution, so I'm guessing yes source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 32   Sat May 23, 2020       Mechanical Museum and SS Jeremiah O'Brien survive 4-alarm blaze as San Francisco's Pier 45 briefly becomes the world's fastest producer of smoked fish and roast crab legs source: abc7news.com   |   share: 48         Mechanical Museum and SS Jeremiah O'Brien survive 4-alarm blaze as San Francisco's Pier 45 briefly becomes the world's fastest producer of smoked fish and roast crab legs source: abc7news.com   |   share: 48   Fri May 22, 2020       Contact tracing is a lot more than calling up people to tell them they're under house arrest source: motherjones.com   |   share: 19         " ... ... " source: nytimes.com   |   share: 10         San Francisco's oldest gay bar 'The Stud' to permanently close due to pandemic source: kron4.com   |   share: 85         San Francisco's oldest gay bar 'The Stud' to permanently close due to pandemic source: kron4.com   |   share: 85         The restaurant industry needs to be blown up source: newrepublic.com   |   share: 25         Hundreds of mysterious crop circles suddenly appear all over the country. I'm saying it's aliens source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 22   Thu May 21, 2020       Spike Lee to direct film which "tackles Vietnam." You know, that war no one ever makes movies about source: militarytimes.com   |   share: 68         WFH start-up gets a sweet deel. No word if this really is how wework in a few years source: cnbc.com   |   share: 6         A social media app with 1,500 users and no public website is already valued at $100 million. Bubble? What bubble? source: cnbc.com   |   share: 19         "Tiny hippie enclave" of Bolinas, north of San Francisco, mounted one of the most advanced COVID-19-testing efforts in America by testing itself. Here's what was learned source: newyorker.com   |   share: 59         Think you are helping local restaurants by using Grubhub or similar app to have your food delivered during Covid19. Well think again source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 119         LA wants to put a max on food delivery fees of 15% source: latimes.com   |   share: 7   Wed May 20, 2020       "Hey what's up, I'm looking for a girlfriend. But since I'm sick of dating apps, I thought it would be a hilarious idea to pay for Facebook ads to find one" source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com   |   share: 4         Death Angel drummer met Satan while in coronavirus coma. So, how is Rupert Murdoch doing? source: nypost.com   |   share: 19   Tue May 19, 2020       Who the hell drives 600 miles for a haircut? In these coronavirus times... maybe source: latimes.com   |   share: 72         $5 says he also has a mullet source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com   |   share: 25         $5 says he also has a mullet source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com   |   share: 25         Hobby Lobby's Hammurabi robbing hobby doesn't pay off, as they're forced to give back more illicit Mesopotamian artifacts source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 83   Mon May 18, 2020       Sure Trump takes most of the blame for the terrible coronavirus response, but NY Gov Andrew Cuomo and NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio's toxic rivalry doomed thousands source: news.com.au   |   share: 20         Uber tells another 3,000 employees to call an Uber to come in and empty their desks source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 11         Porkfruit going global on rumors it's a super food source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 30   Sun May 17, 2020       How to talk to people who don't wear face coverings. Don't? source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 107   Fri May 15, 2020       Scientists say the best treatment for COVID-19 may be a cocktail, which means Drew is likely immortal source: nytimes.com   |   share: 33         Laid-off workers seeking new post-pandemic careers, possibly as scavengers, wasteland raiders, that guy with the flamethower guitar on the truck, or god forbid, even worse: Salesforce administrators source: abc7news.com   |   share: 44   Thu May 14, 2020       "It was after 10 on the night before Super Bowl XXXIII. The first episode of a new series - "The Sopranos" - was being re-aired" source: ajc.com   |   share: 10         USDA this $40 million contract to facilitate a program to get food from farmers who can't sell it to food banks and hungry people? We COULD give it to a food distributor with decades of experience, but let's go with a luxury wedding planner instead source: politico.com   |   share: 44         113-year-old woman survives two world wars, Spanish flu and now coronavirus in order to keep her grip on the Oldest Woman in Spain title source: myfox8.com   |   share: 21   Wed May 13, 2020       An under reported side-effect of the pandemic is the number of people presenting in public places with symptoms of Extreme Karen Syndrome source: usatoday.com   |   share: 75         Food delivery companies, facing heavy scrutiny for their predatory tactics to restaurants, turn to political connections for help source: thehill.com   |   share: 28         One positive about the lockdown is that there are fewer cars on the road to get in the way when gunfire erupts source: nbcbayarea.com   |   share: 11         Uber+Grubhub gets a 👎🏼from lawmakers and city officials who don't see any benefit to consolidating delivery services. And that's before the restaurant owners put in their two cents, because that's all they'll have before this is over source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 6         If airlines are suffering so much during this coronavirus pandemic, why are so many flights packed? Answer that plane gremlins source: nytimes.com   |   share: 10         That charged confrontation between Elon and California over the Tesla factory seems to be fading with plans to bring back on line source: apnews.com   |   share: 9   Tue May 12, 2020       Portland to go ahead with its naked coranvirus bike riding party source: mandatory.com   |   share: 46   Mon May 11, 2020       The cool thing about rock musicians is that they'll literally answer any question you ask of them source: okwhatever.org   |   share: 14         El Sobrante man arrested for killing 90-year-old grandmother. And for those who don't speak Spanish, 'El Sobrante' means 'The Sobrante' source: abc7news.com   |   share: 24         "A fire engine going down the street, there's four personnel inside who technically are not socially distanced...but when we look at a large wildland fire, our base camp operation can hold sometimes up to 6,000." Get ready for fire season from hell source: wired.com   |   share: 17         Barter is back, baby. What am I bid for a bar of Yardley's Ginger & Sassafras soap, or a 2oz bottle of hand sanitizer, or a batch of homemade edibles? Got books? I'll trade premium for those. Watch out for land mines and stay on the marked path source: stamfordadvocate.com   |   share: 17         "Delta Air Lines started 2020 with its most successful year in company history. But with air travel nearly shut down by coronavirus, the airline is now bleeding money and will drop 10 more airports from its already skeletal network" source: sfgate.com   |   share: 25   Sun May 10, 2020       Michael Jordan abruptly retires from basketball, takes up baseball, unretires, comes back, and tells all his teammates they suck. The Last Dance, 9 PM ET, ESPN/ESPN2 source: twitter.com   |   share: 84         The Mayor from Jaws wants you to know that despite what you've heard, it's perfectly safe to return to California beaches source: ktvu.com   |   share: 29   Fri May 08, 2020       Touching story of a struggling artist's success source: cnbc.com   |   share: 8         Brady arriving means Tampa Bay will actually get on TV now source: apnews.com   |   share: 27         It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity. And then the murder hornets began source: columbiadailyherald.com   |   share: 25         California tells residents they should expect to be on fire pretty much year-round source: abc7news.com   |   share: 54         California tells residents they should expect to be on fire pretty much year-round source: abc7news.com   |   share: 54         Let's predict how the entire 2020 NFL season will go, shall we? source: espn.com   |   share: 35         "Do not despair, do not yield." Victory in Europe, 75 years ago today source: bbc.com   |   share: 102   Thu May 07, 2020       Happy birthday to the iMac, who's now been legally drunk for a year source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: 18   Wed May 06, 2020       Uber to lay off 3,700 full time workers, as the gig economy is apparently not Uber allies source: abc7news.com   |   share: 7         It's acceptable to shotgun your drink on Cinco de Mayo, but remember than actual shotguns should be left at home source: abc7news.com   |   share: 23         Looks like an adult pulled out a pack of crayons and explained to the mini-Don why shutting down the coronavirus task force may not be a good thing at this time source: usatoday.com   |   share: 34   Tue May 05, 2020       Days after 900 employees tested positive for coronavirus at a Tyson meat packing plant...another 700 at a second Tyson meat packing plant test positive source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 33         California sues Uber and Lyft alleging misclassification of contractors source: cnbc.com   |   share: 4   Mon May 04, 2020       As people realize they can work from home, they realize they can work from a house in the country, where the land is cheaper and there are fewer people to spread viruses source: ozy.com   |   share: 61         The virus has Infrastructure Week looking good - and bad source: wired.com   |   share: 1         How safe is grocery shopping during this pandemic? It depends on how many people sneeze on the squash, cough on the cauliflower, or perform unnatural acts with eggplants. What? Don't judge, you haven't seen my local Kroger source: abc7news.com   |   share: 11         San Francisco's police chief bans his officers from wearing "Thin Blue Line" facemasks. Says they should all wear the police-issue plain yellow ones instead source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 61         San Francisco's police chief bans his officers from wearing "Thin Blue Line" facemasks. Says they should all wear the police-issue plain yellow ones instead source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 61   Sat May 02, 2020       GrubHub apparently learned their business practices from the check-cashing "loan" industry source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 58   Fri May 01, 2020       Much like a good glass of prune juice, Covid-19 lets the freight move easily source: bothell-reporter.com   |   share: 15         Lars Ulrich is obsessed with Rage Against the Machine right now. In other news, Lars Ulrich is pretty much the embodiment of the same machine RATM was raging against, manifested in the form of a musician source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 53         'Hipster'Jake Gyllenhaal goes further out of his mind, now becomes a lockdown sourdough bore source: standard.co.uk   |   share: 2   Thu April 30, 2020       I'd ask you to come work in the fields where I grow my farks, but alas, my field is barren source: cnbc.com   |   share: 86         Elon Musk melts down on Twitter. Elon Tusk however is still a pretty level-headed guy. Wubba lubba dub dub source: mashable.com   |   share: 85         You should really know that some restaurants have no choice but to open during this coronavirus pandemic because of debt, mortgages, and payroll. Enjoy your side order of death source: eater.com   |   share: 19         Frankie, Annette, let's pick Gidget up and go surfing down by the ocean. I hear Huntington and Newport have some killer waves. California Governor Gavin Newsom: How about no source: apnews.com   |   share: 43         Do you like to shop at Costco? Better have your mask ready source: forbes.com   |   share: 16         Juul to make 950 jobs disappear in a puff of smoke source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 7   Wed April 29, 2020       San Francisco is starting to think that taxing landlords for vacant buildings might not be such a hot idea right now. Subby thinks they'll never find better fish to shoot in a barrel source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 49         San Jose distillery turns whiskey into hand sanitizer. Big deal, I've been turning it into bad decisions for decades source: abc7news.com   |   share: 24         With chicken, pork processing plants closing from COVID-19 infections, some creative person stocked up their refrigerator with "the other white meat" source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com   |   share: 34         With chicken, pork processing plants closing from COVID-19 infections, some creative person stocked up their refrigerator with "the other white meat" source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com   |   share: 34   Tue April 28, 2020       Tripadvisor giving 25% of workforce permanent vacation source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 7         Does anybody really know what time it is. Does anybody really care? source: cnn.com   |   share: 83         'He played footsie with me under a coffee table in Antarctica' source: theguardian.com   |   share: 1   Mon April 27, 2020       BART may give out free face masks to riders, in what sounds like a good deal until you realize they all say "Don't have a cow, man" on the front source: abc7news.com   |   share: 24         BART may give out free face masks to riders, in what sounds like a good deal until you realize they all say "Don't have a cow, man" on the front source: abc7news.com   |   share: 24         The common clay California is demanding that the governor ease restrictions (with bonus "spot the a**hole" pic) source: latimes.com   |   share: 332         After the 49ers acquired Trent Williams, Rams coach Sean McVay just wanted to drink some beer source: nbcsports.com   |   share: 4   Sun April 26, 2020       Netflix is untouchable source: forbes.com   |   share: 37   Sat April 25, 2020       How do you get your whole town tested for coronavirus? Rich hippies source: motherjones.com   |   share: 22         San Francisco mayor says Trump admin confiscated orders of PPE and diverted them to other cities source: thehill.com   |   share: 120         This is hardly a reach, but your inflatable T. rex costume will not protect you and your Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man outfit is not the gatekeeper to safety source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 20         Tony Bennett will publically discuss his missing vital organ this Saturday source: msn.com   |   share: 12         Tony Bennett will publically discuss his missing vital organ this Saturday source: msn.com   |   share: 12   Thu April 23, 2020       Pancreatic cancer cells might be ninjas. Subby may be signing his own death warrant, but fark ninjas source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 1   Wed April 22, 2020       San Francisco woman likes to get drunk and make prank calls to police in Ohio, because why tie up local resources? source: cleveland.com   |   share: 16         Take note you other slacker states, Californian exceptionalism is the new American exceptionalism source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 65   Tue April 21, 2020       Remember that time the Raiders took a kicker in the first round of the NFL Draft? source: espn.com   |   share: 50         With everyone stuck at home and trying to bake, interest in banana bread has never been higher. "Bananas, after all, are the world's second-most-popular fruit after the tomato" source: bbc.com   |   share: 27   Mon April 20, 2020       Methodology used in Stanford antibody study questioned. Researchers accused of being markass marks, trickass marks, skip skaps, skanks and scallywags source: mercurynews.com   |   share: 48         Don Hutson makes some sense here too, but the Packers opt for Steve Largent, who has a chance to become a go-to weapon for Aaron Rodgers source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: 7   (Some Guy)       It's 4/20. Of course this is green. Come hang with Willie and the gang source: luckreunion.com   |   share: 25   Sun April 19, 2020 (Some Guy)       In 1918, people in San Francisco refused to obey a mandatory mask order and turned out for mass protests against it. Guess what happened next source: influenzaarchive.org   |   share: 167   Fri April 17, 2020       Swallowing their pride, San Francisco announces they will be a little less spectacular this June source: sf.curbed.com   |   share: 22         "Everyone needs to stay home on 4/20," warns notorious straight-edge buzzkill... E-40 source: sfgate.com   |   share: 46         Behold the Greatest Moments in Slideshow History source: theonion.com   |   share: 3         Fact-checking Trump's claims about Nancy Pelosi's Feb 24 Tweet/visit to Chinatown in San Francisco: Well, to paraphrase whoever the hell Mark Twain was quoting: there are liars, damnable liars, and Donald Trump source: factcheck.org   |   share: 42         Why noted liberal Michael Savage is blasting Hannity and the right-wing media for their ignorance concerning the coronavirus source: nytimes.com   |   share: 38         Old-Spice might protect block certain unpleasant BO, but it does not protect against you catching the Covid-19 virus source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: 12         Wizard of Dr. Oz: Sorry, should I have not said that? You know, about 2-3% of people dying was an acceptable tradeoff to reopening society? source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 116   Thu April 16, 2020       San Francisco makes the hotel industry great again source: npr.org   |   share: 6         Play will resume on the PGA Tour with no fans in attendance over the first four events. How will the ball know to get in the hole? source: cbssports.com   |   share: 9   Tue April 14, 2020       Take the plunge and get a virtual haircut source: nytimes.com   |   share: 5         When it comes to Covid-19 we are all in it together, except for the rich source: npr.org   |   share: 32         And now, a tale of how Patrick Mahomes single-handedly prevented hundreds of COVID-19 deaths in San Francisco source: si.com   |   share: 15         Good luck on getting sick in America if you speak a rare language. However, good fortune for interpreters who speak that rare language. So, if you speak Kiswahili or Amharic or other rare languages, there is work to be had source: time.com   |   share: 16         "Dear Stoya: I'm a heterosexual male in my 50s, and my girlfriend asked me my darkest sexual desire. She seemed displeased to learn that I want to be sexually dominated by a real or fake phallus. What do?" source: slate.com   |   share: 52   Mon April 13, 2020       Marriott convinced the FTC to allow them to buy Starwood, now they're furloughing most of their staff while voting for pay raises to the board source: nytimes.com   |   share: 8         Business Roundtable CEOs pledged to run their companies for the benefit of workers & communities, not just shareholders. Now many of those companies are furloughing employees after using cash for stock buy backs, dividends, & executive compensation source: nytimes.com   |   share: 14   Sun April 12, 2020       Unlike in 2008, fiscal conservatives are unconcerned about moral hazard of dropping money out of helicopters; no apparent reason why Old Bailout Antagonism Mysteriously Absent source: reuters.com   |   share: 51         Deion Sanders, who won Super Bowls with Dallas and San Francisco, upset that a new Atlanta player is wearing "his" number source: nypost.com   |   share: 50   Sat April 11, 2020       Because your boss can't see that you are spending 90% of your day on Fark source: fastcompany.com   |   share: 21         Old: Oregon Trail. .. New: Oakland Trail. .. You pass a boarded-up building. Would you like to take a closer look? source: mercurynews.com   |   share: 21   Fri April 10, 2020       I saw the best bookstore of its generation destroyed by a virus, howling hysterical naked, dragging itself through crowdfunders at dawn looking for a literary fix source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 33         San Francisco's mayor did everything de Blasio didn't to fight coronavirus source: nypost.com   |   share: 43         Herman's Dead source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 36         Yelp employees today: "Yelp" source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 9   Thu April 09, 2020       Even Republican U.S. Rick Scott is coming aboard for a rent freeze. Things must be really terrible source: routefifty.com   |   share: 47         Due to the coronavirus, public transit around the country is now in a death spiral. Just when it's needed most source: axios.com   |   share: 64   Wed April 08, 2020       Should your child be masked for the duration of the crisis? source: slate.com   |   share: 7   Tue April 07, 2020       Welcome aboard. Here's your new employee handbook, your orientation schedule, your description of benefits, and your layoff notice source: statnews.com   |   share: 5   Mon April 06, 2020       SF Bay Area residents best at sheltering in place. New York City residents best at stockpiling liquor source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 38         McDonald's is donating over a million N95 masks to hospitals in Illinois source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 26   Sun April 05, 2020       Capt. Brett Crozier, who was fired for raising the alarm about Covid-19 spreading around his ship, has tested positive for the virus source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 84   Sat April 04, 2020       What, you thought a worldwide pandemic with the potential to kill millions would *finally* get him to pay attention to actual experts? We'd be laughing at your naivete if we weren't crying so heavily source: msn.com   |   share: 53   (Some Guy)       The bad: social distancing. The good: brace yourselves, the drones are coming source: dronedj.com   |   share: 7   Fri April 03, 2020       Bad News Wrapped in Protein isn't just the name of my GG Allin mariachi cover band source: nytimes.com   |   share: 30         Why is sourdough associated with San Francisco? Because San Francisco makes the BEST sourdough, that's why. If you disagree, here's a recipe to start on source: bbc.com   |   share: 37         CARES Act PPP loans from SBA are more IDK, WTF than K, GBTW source: cnbc.com   |   share: 4   Thu April 02, 2020       News photo, capturing moment in time, not staged at all source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 16         San Francisco bans those re-usable bags that they wanted everyone to start using source: foxnews.com   |   share: 126         With their franchise quarterback still without a contract, Jerry Jones gets down to business...and signs an alcoholic abuser who hasn't played a down in over four years source: espn.com   |   share: 10         Fortune cookie company donates 50,000 cookies to first responders. What fortunes would you put inside? Subby's are 'He who wears mask, coughs last' and 'A ventilator is in your future' source: kron4.com   |   share: 34         Fortune cookie company donates 50,000 cookies to first responders. What fortunes would you put inside? Subby's are 'He who wears mask, coughs last' and 'A ventilator is in your future' source: kron4.com   |   share: 34   Wed April 01, 2020       Google gives away broadband and Chromebooks to students stuck at home in California. Governor says "We need more Googles." A googol of Googles, perhaps source: cnbc.com   |   share: 20         How to tell you're an unpopular freelance journalist. Step 1) News organizations use this file photo of you source: sfgate.com   |   share: 10         How to tell you're an unpopular freelance journalist. Step 1) News organizations use this file photo of you source: sfgate.com   |   share: 10   Tue March 31, 2020       Doctors are cautiously optimistic that "The Curve" seems to be flattening in the SF bay area, which NOT coincidentally was the first place in the country to implement aggressive lockdown measures source: politico.com   |   share: 48         Doctors are cautiously optimistic that "The Curve" seems to be flattening in the SF bay area, which NOT coincidentally was the first place in the country to implement aggressive lockdown measures source: politico.com   |   share: 48         Social distancing might be working says internet connected thermometer company source: nytimes.com   |   share: 46   Sun March 29, 2020       Corona doesn't go well with Lime, grounds Bird source: theverge.com   |   share: 9   Sat March 28, 2020       CHP: Once, we were cops. Road warriors searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy. Us, or everyone else. Bay Area drivers: WE RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME source: sfgate.com   |   share: 79         He survived. This guy source: latimes.com   |   share: 126   Fri March 27, 2020       Ralph Lauren will start making medical masks and gowns, to the relief of posh, skeletally thin nurses and doctors everywhere source: bbc.com   |   share: 9         San Francisco dogs and cats are happy to have their owners home. So are nearby coyotes who always wanted to visit an urban jungle source: sfgate.com   |   share: 19   Thu March 26, 2020       The hero we need. But not the one we deserve source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: 20         A: Who is the real GOAT source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: 25         The coronavirus pandemic is helping Nextdoor evolve from a social platform of white boomers worried that a brown guy is walking down their street to a social platform of quarantined people wanting to narc on their non-social-distancing peers source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 63         Your "NO DUHHHHHH" business story of 2020: Putting computer algorithms in charge of the stock market was, in hindsight, probably a really bad idea source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 17   Wed March 25, 2020       While Trump has been figuring out what "per capita" means, California Gov. Gavin Newsom negotiated with four major banks to suspend mortgage payments for those impacted by coronavirus source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 44         On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a World Series trophy source: cbssports.com   |   share: 31         Facebook employees have lost the ability to make lunch for themselves. What hath God wrought? source: sf.eater.com   |   share: 8   Tue March 24, 2020     I used to avoid people like they were zombies before they were zombies. Now that they are all now zombies, I kinda miss people.You can't have a city without people. And there are no people here. San Francisco is now Zombieland source: youtube.com   |   share: 38         What if we did a remake of "Hands Across America" instead? Oh...right source: abc13.com   |   share: 17         When COVID-19 treatments do arrive, they will likely fall into two categories, neither of which you will probably be able to afford source: usatoday.com   |   share: 49         Remember when Trump said renters would be safe from eviction during the pandemic? Um yeah, about that source: time.com   |   share: 42         Here's a look at some financial assistance available to help during the coronavirus crisis. Probably not for you peons, but still source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 11         Not to be outdone by China, new maps show decreasing air pollution over the US as everything gets shut down source: cnn.com   |   share: 80         "Just know if you're Yelping at a time like this, there is a special place in hell for you" source: sf.eater.com   |   share: 21   Mon March 23, 2020 (www.WWW.com)       The 5 best sites for fast whiskey, wine and wimmen' delivery source: gearpatrol.com   |   share: 4         PG&E pleads guilty to 84 counts of manslaughter due to Paradise fire. Will pay maximum fine of $3.5 million dollars. Which, according to other news sources, is equal to the stock compensation it's CEO will recieve this year alone source: latimes.com   |   share: 23         Silver lining: China's coronavirus lockdown saved about 77,000 lives simply from the reduction in pollution as a result of everyone staying home source: forbes.com   |   share: 39         Scientists are trying 69 drugs against COVID-19. Nice source: nytimes.com   |   share: 34   Sat March 21, 2020       I wanna talk to SAMSON source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 28   Fri March 20, 2020       How one elite New York medical provider got its patients coronavirus tests. I'm guessing money source: reuters.com   |   share: 11         How to safely get high in the midst of a respiratory pandemic source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 28         If you can't pay your rent or mortgage, here are some options other than more internal screaming source: cnbc.com   |   share: 41         House minority leader Kevin McCarthy is upset that CA gov Gavin Newsom declared an emergency "shelter-in-place" order while McCarthy was busy retrieving his shine box source: politico.com   |   share: 60         Please bogart that joint, my friend source: marijuanamoment.net   |   share: 13   Thu March 19, 2020     Dear Entire State of California: You can go ahead and stay up late tonight source: covid19.ca.gov   |   share: 568         Shut. Down. Everything source: thehill.com   |   share: 108         A list of some of the drugs that might help you if you stay healthy until clinical trials are over, government bureaucrats process the paperwork, manufacturers scale up production, and you move up the waiting list source: statnews.com   |   share: 13         COVID-19 pandemic is shutting down many businesses, but construction on an NFL stadium has been deemed "essential" source: usatoday.com   |   share: 16         Did anyone review this graphic before this was posted? source: usatoday.com   |   share: 54         Wall Street to shut trading floors from next week, shifting to fully electronic trading after positive Coronavirus tests source: cnbc.com   |   share: 10   Wed March 18, 2020       Virus crashes Matrix source: variety.com   |   share: 33         Have you ventured outside (safely)? "It's a little freaky and scary. I am ready to go home. I am ready to be at home" source: abc7news.com   |   share: 28         US citizens, let's not freak out about the coronavirus-induced martial law just yet. YET source: theoutline.com   |   share: 31         How bad are things going to get in New York and California? Feds are dispatching Navy hospital ships source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 65         Who washes the washmen (and women)? source: nytimes.com   |   share: 4         Let's take a look at some of the places affected by COVID-19. Bonus: Farker's friend has photo in slideshow source: msn.com   |   share: 10         Like everything else, this year's GDC is cancelled, but you can attend a parody of it source: kotaku.com   |   share: 2   Tue March 17, 2020       Here's everything you should have bought when you could still buy things. Better luck in your next life source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 97         Now that everyone's working from home, let's see some photos of those creative home office setups. Pants optional. Link goes to some great ones source: cnn.com   |   share: 121         You wouldn't download a ventilator source: fastcompany.com   |   share: 8         Lime feels the squeeze from coronavirus; pulls electric scooters from streets in Washington and California source: theverge.com   |   share: 2         A lot source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 2         I wonder when they will figure out the US already IS Italy source: cnn.com   |   share: 89   Mon March 16, 2020       "Assholes who ridiculed preparations for the covid-19 pandemic are having a change of heart". Some of them anyhow source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 66         Mayor London Breed orders San Franciscans to stay inside except for essential needs such as medical visits, grocery shopping, and sidewalk defecation source: sfgate.com   |   share: 43         The health care workers are getting COVID now? Welp, we're boned source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 68

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