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Mon March 27, 2023
(Vanity Fair)
 
  
 
 Open borders myth may be fueling immigration crisis says Ric Romero
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Sun March 26, 2023
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 We go to Texas for Sunday for Week 6 of the XFL season. Can the Arlington Renegades beat their in-state rival San Antonio? Or will the Brahmas be victorious? Kickoff is at 3:00 PM ET on ABC/ESPN+
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Sat March 25, 2023
(AP News)
 
  
 
 Thankfully Waco, Texas has never had to deal with a detached-from-reality narcissistic cult leader publicly exhorting his followers to commit violence before
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Fri March 24, 2023
(AP News)
 
  
 
 Dysfunctional Texas AG, who is under a federal corruption probe, lets two sex traffickers back on the street. Dun Dun
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Tue March 21, 2023
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
  
 
 Texas food distributor is getting their chicken choked by cybercriminals
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Sun March 19, 2023
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 One more game for Week 5 of the XFL season and we go to San Antonio for the Arlington Renegades and the San Antonio Brahmas. Who do you got to win? Kickoff is at 9:00 PM ET on ESPN2
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(Chron)
 
  
 
 Galveston is a breakfast burrito town. Subby has been enjoying them for over 30 years
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Fri March 17, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
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 Whataburger employee saves 13 year old girl, and not by telling her that she shouldn't eat the food
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Sat March 11, 2023
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Saturday of Week 4 of the XFL season brings us the undefeated Houston Roughnecks and the winless Orlando Guardians at 7:00 PM ET. Then at 10:00 PM the San Antonio Brahmas and the Seattle Sea Dragons duke it out in the Northwest. Both games are on FX
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Nikola Jokic had 37 points, 11 rebounds and 11 assists in a losing effort against the Spurs... ending his NBA winning streak record of 29 games when recording a triple-double
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Sun March 05, 2023
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Week 3 of the XFL season continues on Sunday, starting with the St. Louis Battlehawks-DC Defenders at 1:00 PM ET on FX, the Orlando Guardians-Arlington Renegades at 4:00 PM on FX, and the San Antonio Brahmas-Houston Roughnecks at 8:00 PM on ESPN2
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Las Vegas A's. Book it. Done
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Fri March 03, 2023
(Talking Points Memo)
 
  
 
 Texas GOP censures congressman for having empathy and defying their gun death cult
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Wed March 01, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Thin blue line coming for chubby orange line
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Down by 2, and Luka having already scored 39 points, Kyrie decided to take a contested, step-back 3-pointer at the buzzer. The Mavs are now 1 and 4 when Luka and Kyrie play together
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Tue February 28, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Joaquin Castro (D - iagnosis positive): "My prognosis is good. I expect to be home recovering in Texas for several weeks before returning to Washington to continue my work for the people of my hometown, San Antonio"
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
  
 
 Lollygagging in the XFL? Coach T-Buck isn't having it, rants on live sideline interview he'll be replacing all his lollygaggers with "different guys"
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Mon February 27, 2023
(Mother Jones)
 
  
 
 Maga Pastor John Hagee: Gays caused Katrina and Jews should be thanking Hitler
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Sun February 26, 2023
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Two Sunday games wrap up Week 2 of the XFL season. Things start off with the San Antonio Brahmas and the Orlando Guardians at 4:00 PM ET on ESPN. Then at 7:00 PM ET on ESPN2 the Arlington Renegades take on the Houston Roughnecks. Let's play
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Thu February 23, 2023
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
  
 
 The San Antonio Brahmas of the XFL fired their VP of Business Operations after just a single game. That's a bunch of bull
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Tue February 21, 2023
(Audacy)
 
  
 
 Mickey Mouse and Slash set to embark on the 2023 "Milk This Cash Cow For All It's Worth" tour
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Red is dead
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Sun February 19, 2023
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Week 1 of the XFL season continues on Sunday with the St. Louis Battlehawks taking on the San Antonio Brahmas at 3:00 PM ET on ABC, then at 8:00 PM the Seattle Sea Dragons play the DC Defenders on ESPN. What do you think of this league so far?
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Fri February 17, 2023
(AP News)
 
  
 
 Tired of the stalling by federal prosecutors in TX, DOJ yanks the corruption investigation back home. Welcome to Washington DC, Ken Paxton
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Thu February 09, 2023
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
  
 
 And then there were two: Depeche Mode debut first new music as a duo, following death of Andy Fletcher
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(Consequence)
 
  
 
 Cevin Key and Oghr are putting the puppy to sleep, announce final tour
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Fri February 03, 2023
(NPR)
 
  
 
 It's almost like Texas is a third-world backwater filled with uneducated rubes who are too cowed and stupid to believe that their government actually owes them functional services
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Wed February 01, 2023
(NBC DFW)
 
  
 
 Subby having deja vu while reading this from a cold dark house in Austin
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Sat January 28, 2023
(WWE)
 
  
 
 The Road to WrestleMania starts tonight at the Royal Rumble. Can K.O. dethrone Roman? Will Alexa beat Bianca? Who will win the Men's & Women's rumble matches? Any returning legends? Unexpected debuts? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on Peacock
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Axios)
 
  
 
 Texas has a tough decision about how to spend its $32B surplus on its citizens. Here's a hint from Subby: Electric grid
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Consequence)
 
  
 
 New Order has heard the summons of nostalgic Gen X goths, emerges for a new tour
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(Texas Monthly)
 
  
 
 The 2003 Austin that appeared on the show was still largely a town of stoners and students; Dallas would be more likely to start shooting back
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Mother Jones)
 
  
 
 Mike Pence is "courting" controversial pastors. NTTAWWT, but don't tell Mother
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Wed January 18, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
  
 
 Undeclared anti-tank weapons are not allowed in checked airline luggage. Unclear if allowed in carry-on. Yes, it was Texas
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Tue January 17, 2023
(NCAA)
 
  
 
 NCAA names its 2022 woman of the year, an All-American soccer player from... er, MIT?
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Sat January 14, 2023
(CBS Sports)
 
  
 
 Cool: Play in front of over 68K home fans, breaking an NBA single-game attendance record. Fark: Lose the game by 31 points
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 The best places to get crispy tacos in Los Angeles. Soft taco purists to take up arms, while Swedish folks enjoying Taco Friday will be going WTF on the pictures, ingredients and concepts
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Thu January 12, 2023
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Not news: Giannis Antetokounmpo had a double-double against the Hawks. Fark: His first career double-double when scoring in single digits
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Daily Inter Lake)
 
  
 
 A headline starting with "Kalispell Kreamery's Mary Tuck" is way less interesting than I'd hoped
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Tue January 10, 2023
(San Antonio Express)
 
  
 
 The once mighty Rackspace is on a death spiral, may rebrand as Crapspace to reflect their corporate standards
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(UPI)
 
  
 
 Texas really does has a problem with South American immigrants
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Austin News KXAN)
 
  
 
 Legendary Texas Longhorns baseball coach Cliff Gustafson gets thrown out for the last time at the age of 91
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Thu December 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Springfield to Shelbyville at 1000km/hr
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Wed December 28, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
  
 
 DeSantis' safety czar used private email, code name 'Clarice Starling' to plan migrant flights, has fava beans for brains
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Sun December 25, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
  
 
 Texas electricity prices spiked 400% in 24 hours, as factories printing "I did that" stickers used up all the electricity while Greg Abbott was busy owning the libs. This is not a repeat of 2021
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
  
 
 Will Hikaru Shida become the 1st-ever, 2x AEW Women's World Champ? Can the Elite even the score with Death Triangle? Is Bryan Danielson going to challenge MJF? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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Wed December 14, 2022
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
  
 
 Tonight AEW Dynamite "Winter is Coming": Can Ricky Starks beat MJF for his AEW title & diamond ring? Will The Elite tie things up with Death Triangle? Will Ruby get revenge on Tay, "the Face Breaker"? All this & more starting at 8 PM ET on TBS
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Chron)
 
  
 
 Does anyone remember the "Great Tamales Incident" with President Gerald Ford?
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Mon December 12, 2022
(ElectoralVote)
 
  
 
 Hey GQP, before you get too wrapped up with your hero worship of Real American™ Paul Whelan remember that he was court martialed for larceny and drummed out of the Marine Corps with a bad conduct discharge
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Thu December 08, 2022
(UniWatch)
 
  
 
 XFL unveils latest sh***y uniforms, misspells league owner's name. In other words, very on-brand for the XFL
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Sat December 03, 2022
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 We haven't had a tipping thread or a Starbucks thread in a while. Why not combine them together in one meta thread? Even better, let's make it a NY Post story, too. This should be fun
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