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Mon January 24, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Rams will only sell tickets to supporters
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Fri January 21, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Christian couple refuses to let gay couple buy their home
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Thu January 20, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Sadomasochism Day, or as it's known in retail, as 'National Get to Know Your Customers Day'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
COVID causes yet another National tragedy
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Wed January 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Take a bath on Peloton stock? It will be a comfort to know insiders made out like bandits before the drop
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Take a bath on Peloton stock? It will be a comfort to know insiders made out like bandits before the drop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kohl's department stores have thrived where others have failed, increasing sales even during COVID. Naturally, a Wall Street activist who holds all of 5% of the company has a problem with this
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
The NFT art market is plagued by "mind-blowing" fraud. Someone fetch me my NFT of a fainting couch
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what $2 million will get you in San Francisco's current housing market?
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Mon January 17, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Asteroids are now measured in Salesforce buildings. Also, one will fly relatively close to Earth on Tuesday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cognac sales up 31 percent on news that after two years of a pandemic people will drink absolutely anything that has alcohol in it
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(Edinburgh Live)
 
 
 
Man makes purchase on eBay. Then it gets weird in a not necessarily bad way
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The bestselling vinyl artist of the 21st century already had plenty of Fame
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Sun January 16, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
California's cannabis clusterfark straddles a hazy line between legal and not. Which is what you get when you write a Proposition that makes it legal to buy cannabis while giving the cities the right to keep cannabis sales illegal
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
So when *is* the PS4 gonna get on the cart?
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Sat January 15, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The contender for "most obvious headline of the year" makes an early 2022 appearance
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Fri January 14, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
So here's a conundrum. Consider what causes inflation and consider how high inflation is right now. Now consider the fact that retail sales were down in traditionally the biggest retail month of the year. Hmmm
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(Vox)
 
 
 
FTC probe, but can you get it with same day shipping?
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Thu January 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Another day, another bullshiat article from CNBC's Make It. This one is about a 22 year old claiming to be making $200,000 a year as a "technical presales engineer" in Tulsa
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Wed January 12, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
What could possibly have happened in 2020 to cause one states liquor sales to increase by 17%
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Tue January 11, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Sir Michael Caine, 88, is selling treasured memorabilia from his career. Status of house he bought by acting in Jaws: The Revenge unavailable at press time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For first time since Peak iPod, Americans bought more music CDs in 2021, with credit going to fans of Adele, Taylor, Carrie, Olivia, and K-Pop boys
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(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Apple "doomed" yet again
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Mon January 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Arby's concocts a spicy chicken sandwich that might live up to its name
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Due to the rich getting even richer during the pandemic, Rolls Royce sold the largest number of cars in their 117-year history last year. Obvious and Asinine tags fight for scraps to see who gets this one
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(Retro Network)
 
 
 
Jan. 10, 1984 -- America first asks, "Where's the beef?" and Wendy's sales increase 31%
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alex Jones: "As much begging as I do, we can barely pay the bills". Court records: Infowars Online Store Made $165 million from September 2015 to December 2018
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite supply chain issues, WD-40 squeaks by with lower profit but higher sales
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone at Konami thought Castlevania NFTs were a great idea
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(Inside EVs)
 
 
 
World leader in electric vehicles sells 26 of them in Q4 2021
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Scotts Miracle-Gro becoming dominant equipment supplier to the legal cannabis industry, much as they were once the dominant fertilizer supplier to subby's illegal grow closets
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Wed January 05, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Zima discontinued in Japan after sales hurt by COVID-19. In other news, they were still drinking Zima in Japan
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tarantino is determined to sell NFTs and will not accept defeet
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Inflation destroys another great American institution: The classic Little Caesars $5 Hot-N-Ready pizza is, and you might want to sit down for this, no longer $5
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Tue January 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
GM has been dethroned by Toyota as the United States' largest automaker. I guess they need another bailout?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GM has been dethroned by Toyota as the United States' largest automaker. I guess they need another bailout?
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Powerball)
 
 
 
So, what would you do with a half a billion dollars?
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Fri December 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
High-end Champagne shortage could ruin your New Year's Eve for all those posters who can afford fancy things like yachts and totalfark
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Wed December 29, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Car salesman, bank robber, what's the difference?
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(Carscoops)
 
 
 
In a large jar filled with formaldehyde?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Aw, cheese, not this Brexit shiat again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Aw, cheese, not this Brexit shiat again
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Tue December 28, 2021
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Brand new New River Gorge National Park experiences 30% increase in visitors this year due to its new national park designation. Knew it
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Mon December 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the market for a wide-body jumbo jet? Then visit your Airbus dealer today for great year end incentives on the A330-800 during tehir spectacular inventory reduction sales event. Please?
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Sun December 26, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Santa delivers for US retailers
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Thu December 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New Home sales showing signs of cracks, much like most of the shoddily built crappy homes they throw on the market these days
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Vintage plastic blow mould Christmas lawn decorations are making a comeback for the holidays. "What once sold for a few dollars at yard sales, or could even be found in the trash, is now fetching several hundred dollars on buy-and-sell websites"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Home sales are finally picking up, but only for homes above $750,000 you filthy peasant
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Wed December 22, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
All I want for Christmas ... is Vieeeeews
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." -Steven Wright. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, page numbers edition
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Tue December 21, 2021
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Olive Garden's endless pasta finally meets the law of conservation of matter
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Teen pays $10K for salesperson's car at used lot. Five months later it gets repossessed. The car lot and the guy with a fraud conviction who sold it to him have... stories. Fail tag is for everybody in this story
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Mon December 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Spider-Man nets the second highest domestic opening weekend in history. Ha ha get it? Nets? I kill me
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Sat December 18, 2021
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cannawhine
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Masks and bracelets sold to combat "5G radiation" contain...actual radiation. Leopards in hazmat suits can't even
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Digital sales of game halted because they ran out of bits
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NFTs market hits $22bil, which is like, infinity (+5) dogecoin this morning, lunch at Elon's secret lair, or an historic new metric for tulips
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Several injured when eager car busts into shopping center looking for holiday sales
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Wed December 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subby is going to start visiting Estate sales
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Thu December 09, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Expect your Prime membership to get a bit more expensive this year
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Major scandal rocks beauty pageant as dozens of contestants are banned over use of Botox. Fark: A camel beauty pageant
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Tue December 07, 2021
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated traveller stranded at the airport thanks to new covid mandate triggers a surge in tiny violin sales
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Mon December 06, 2021
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Life360, a vendor of "family security" apps, is named as one of the largest suppliers of personalized cellphone tracking data. Fark: they just bought Tile
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Amazon is squeezing the life from its sellers
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Thu December 02, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The company that successfully sold dirt dug up from next to a landfill as a 'miracle cure' finds itself on the trash heap of history
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Wed December 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
America's 1% have sold $69 billion in stock this year. Presumably to finance their current and unending supply of hookers and blow
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
America's 1% have sold $69 billion in stock this year. Presumably to finance their current and unending supply of hookers and blow
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Elon offers Tesla stans something hard to stick in their mouth and blow
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Walmart and Target are challenging Amazon for supremacy
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Tue November 30, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sure, wages my be stagnant, health insurance for all seems like a distant memory, and you're falling deeper into debt, but NOW'S A GREAT TIME TO BUY A HOUSE
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody's got a case of the (Cyber) Mondays
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sales of plant-based "meats" are failing to coagulate from their fermented protein slurry
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
You feel the touch of my nails. I hear pain and surprise in your gasp. "Yes, they call me the Submitter," I whisper in your helpless ear, "but when it comes to a stale and tired Cyber Monday joke, you'll be the one who submits"
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Cyberpunk 2077 is now getting good reviews and is actually fun to play. Who knew gaming companies could still do such a thing?
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Fri November 26, 2021
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Man purchases Civil War cards to complement his Yankee baseball card collection
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nothing runs right through a strike to good numbers like a Deere
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tomorrow: shopping carts disappear worldwide
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
This will be the best Christmas in five years, pandemic or no, for retailers. The rest of us will suffer
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Study says New Hampshire's Lake Winnipesaukee is worth $17 billion in increased property values, tourism, recreation, and sales of spellcheck software
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Sat November 20, 2021
(CHEK News)
 
 
 
British Columbia introduces gas rationing on Vancouver Island, some travel restrictions in flood-affected areas of province. No word yet on blackout curtains, Victory Bond sales
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Dead soon: Nissan Titan full-sized pickup truck
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? It's off getting 20% more expensive
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Wed November 17, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Now that the climate show is over, the US gets back to business with another round of oil and gas lease sales in the Gulf
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Backed up? Target drops a monster (number)
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
US retail sales have increased despite everything
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is an unsolicited offer to buy your house too good to be true? According to these Real Estate Agents that won't receive any commissions, "Yes"
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
I amar prestar aen, han mathon ne nen, han mathon ne chae a han noston ned 'wilith
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Signs you may not totally have a grasp on this whole "business" thing: your sales rise 32% in one quarter but your operating losses get BIGGER
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The roof is starting to come off at Tesla. Ford EVs dominating electric sales in almost every state
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How desperate are consumers for new cars? Nissan's back in the black
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Mon November 08, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year again folks - 'Cambridge Blues Naked Calendar'. (NSFWish)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Surprise, surprise, Elon Musk is full of shiat. His stock options are about to expire. He HAS TO exercise them and pay the tax bill. Sorry, Musk fanbois, you're a bunch of chumps
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats have abandoned the cannabis industry
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Fri November 05, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Alcohol and cannabis sales higher than normal in Canada during pandemic, according to study by Institut N.-K.-Clouseau
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
GM finds the perfect place to store the many trucks it built without chips: a microchip plant... that likewise has no chips
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Wed November 03, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA suspends Illinois's Cockburn for three basketball games. Rooster inconsolable
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nike fans now love Dicks even harder
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Top Chinese online merchant Alibaba to tone down Singles Day (11/11) after being pressured by Beijing to deemphasize unbridled spending in favor of "sustainable development"
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(Marijuana Business Daily)
 
 
 
CA, OR, WA, CO, NV: Sales of legal weed are sluggish this year as users realize that the stuff that street dealers are selling is cheaper and just as suitable for their purposes
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Sun October 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some idiot buys Super Mario Bros. 2 video game for $88,550
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Watch out ladies, actor BJ Novak is now apparently public domain (and he doesn't know why.)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cigarette sales rise for the first time in 20 years, largely due to (waves arms around)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The latest fad for money launders: Using cryptocurrency to buy a NFT of a 1784 pound tungsten cube that the "owner" can visit once per year
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coke burps up a good one
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ronald is a happy McClown today
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
√ Loaded firearm, √methamphetamine, √heroin, √counterfeit $100 bills, √passed out behind the wheel of a running automobile
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
I imagine getting the tongue spittle off the windows might be problematic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Otis goes up but it's not difficult to know what's next
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(Chicago Reader)
 
 
 
Bobcat Goldthwait on cancel culture (tldr: It's a myth invented by corporate-backed millionaire comics who receive criticism after picking on marginalized groups so they can paint themselves as the true victim in order to boost sales)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Grass, ass also become record commodities in the UK
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Sat October 23, 2021
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Quick: How's our supply of boxes?
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Fri October 22, 2021
(CBR)
 
 
 
Superman sales soar on news of his sexuality
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Red Sox World Series tickets go on sale this morning. All sales are final
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen crafts a legal war over the Blizzard name
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Lawyer for man accused of selling cannabis takes the novel approach of suggesting its worth to be only €50 and not the €14,000 claimed by the cops because it was homegrown and 'useless'. Suspended sentence achieved
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Greydog gets a new British owner
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Crocs are doing the happy dance. Covid is becoming more of a neural affliction with every day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Growing from $5000 to $1.2bil, Spanx can barely contain itself
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Company's screaming success with delta-variant test kits says it has additional variants in the pipeline should the need arise. Uh, I mean, additional variant test kits. Test kits
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Is America ready for a Black Friday that never ends?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Evidentially people are still going to The Ark Encounter, as September saw a rise in ticket sales, covid
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(Time)
 
 
 
Johnson and Johnson executives seen breaking out the Dom Pérignon and Beluga caviar
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Tue October 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Poking people is good for the Johnson. & Johnson
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Penis-rocket-building a-hole says third-party sellers are doing a-ok, with more launching every day. Some are even going to the moon
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
PS5 #1
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Mon October 18, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You really think Amazon would do that? Just go in front of Congress and tell lies?
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Sat October 16, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Doug Ford is the hero we need as his government will now allow beer sales at farmers' markets. His brother would be so proud
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Woman couldn't believe $300 bid for $350 figurine was rejected. Four months later, she's still taunting the seller
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Thu October 14, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Customers' receipt of covid has Walgreens looking quite healthy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Could Domino's US same-store sales turning negative mean we're (finally) getting better?
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Best Buy is going Prime Costco for the holidays, keeping hot items behind $200/year subscription paywall
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
So the wizard cast File Lawsuit, and the original module in the box transmogrified. But some say this wasn't because of the wizard, but news of a hero lost in the Tunnels of Steam creating huge sales. There's a noise behind you. Roll for initiative
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Tue October 12, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Saying they owe it to their investors and the public, Evergrande plans to roll out EVs next year
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford to offer 0% loans for 84 months to all car buyers regardless of credit score
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
After public outcry, religious snake oil salesman Joel Osteen begrudgingly repays the over $4 million his church received in PPP
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kraft Heinz on pandemic-induced price increases: Fark you, pay us
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
R Kelly's criminal convictions haven't stopped his streaming activities from increasing
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Fri October 08, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Then: Ford vs. Ferrari, on the racetrack. Now: Ford vs. Jeep, via PR flacks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey folks, pandemic's over. Turkeyzilla out front shoulda told ya
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
That's one way to make money from NFTs, I guess. "Evolved Apes" NFT project just vanished, along with its developer, Twitter account, website, and 798 Ether worth about $2.7M. Ta-daaaaaa
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Tue October 05, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
It's a shed. I know, because I have two of them
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Volvo, having gone from boxy to sexy, is eyeing an IPO
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Sat October 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Break out the world's tiniest violin for the victims of "private jet rage" who got served the wrong kind of vodka
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
McCormick lowers outlook on news that even in a lockdown people aren't buying salty, stale "seasonings"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
You'll be buying your own groceries again soon
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Boomers of all ages lose their s over vinyls
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