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Thu January 26, 2023       Man gets ban from tram after performing The Tyson Maneuver on a stranger source: koin.com   |   share: 24         Further evidence that Church Youth Leader is just another way of saying sex offender source: al.com   |   share: 95   Wed January 25, 2023 (Some Guy)       Staying in the loop about seatbelt technology means understanding the Loop source: motorbiscuit.com   |   share: 6         Not heeding safety warnings at the airport can be more than just a safety violation. Sometimes it becomes a capital offense source: theguardian.com   |   share: 126   Tue January 24, 2023       Owners of the most popular car in America, the Ford F-150, most associate themselves with the words 'powerful' and 'rugged,' even though they 'rarely or never' use their truck to haul stuff source: axios.com   |   share: 188   Mon January 23, 2023       Texas college students say 'censorship of TikTok over guns' says a lot about how officials prioritize safety source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 52   Sun January 22, 2023       Firefighters to go on strike to ensure safety source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 21   Fri January 20, 2023 (Some Neat Freak)       These brave activists and safety advocates want to change the technology we use to clean house source: vacuumcleanerdefenseleague.com   |   share: 14         SAG stands behind Alec Baldwin, as standing in front of him can be dangerous source: mediaite.com   |   share: 102         This is just a thought, but perhaps the FAA should splurge on a full time DBA who knows which files not to delete source: npr.org   |   share: 47   Thu January 19, 2023       An early and strong contender for 2023 Mom of the Year source: midhudsonnews.com   |   share: 37   Wed January 18, 2023       Twenty years after "Buffy," Sarah Michelle Gellar is back and protecting her younger colleagues and daughter from industry abuses: "I hope that I've set up a safety net for these actors that I didn't have." Still no cure for "Scooby-Doo" source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 29         Amazon is a hazard, and not just because they park wherever they damn well please like facing the wrong direction right next to a busy intersection source: npr.org   |   share: 24   Tue January 17, 2023       Florida celebrates MLK Day the only way it knows how. Surprisingly does not involve nudity or bath salts, still entirely predictable for Florida however source: wpbf.com   |   share: 24   Mon January 16, 2023       Alabama forward Darius Miles arrested for having the biggest shot of his life source: espn.com   |   share: 10   Sun January 15, 2023       This story has everything: Fake kidnapping, embezzlement, bribery, cocaine trafficking, firearms, worker safety and environmental violations, shell companies, a modern-day castle, an amputated finger and past links to Putin source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 32   Sat January 14, 2023       One L.A. motorist is helping improve the image of Tesla drivers source: abc7.com   |   share: 78   (Colorado Sun)       In these troubling times, a new menace emerges to rob families of their safety and comfort: yurt fraud source: coloradosun.com   |   share: 20   Fri January 13, 2023       WI GOP moves to bring back conversion therapy source: cbs58.com   |   share: 90         "While laws do protect law enforcement and aircrafts from the threat of being blinded by lasers, civilians do not automatically have the same protection" source: click2houston.com   |   share: 33   Thu January 12, 2023       Would you rather face one rogue 58ft. wave or face a wave of 29 rogues with 2 feet each? The buoy in the article faced the rogue wave alone source: sciencealert.com   |   share: 17         Colorado's "smoke some meth and close a library" tour moves from Boulder to Englewood. Get your tickets now source: kdvr.com   |   share: 17       Dad spots huge 20ft shark with his drone, becomes Jawsome after guiding lifeguards to save his wife, son and hundreds of swimmers source: thesun.ie   |   share: 63   Sun January 08, 2023       Baalke and the Jacksonville Jaguars do the Dance of Joy, win the AFC South source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 18   Sat January 07, 2023       Contest you don't want to win: Oldest furnace source: localsyr.com   |   share: 40   Fri January 06, 2023       Headline: "Man throws beer on five-month-old baby during drunken outburst." First, you are not to waste beer, and secondly, do not EVER assault a child, even if that child was having a drunken outburst source: nbc-2.com   |   share: 27   Thu January 05, 2023       Good news, parents. You'll be able to trust the safety of the new $3,300 self-driving stroller being debuted at CES every bit as much you can trust a self-driving Tesla source: cnn.com   |   share: 48   Tue January 03, 2023       Doctors rumored to be barely keeping Putin alive, ignoring oath to do no harm (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 134         In a bit of good news, 2020 fundraiser created by Damar Hamlin has received millions of dollars in online donations since his injury source: usatoday.com   |   share: 43         Hamlin's collapse is absolutely an indictment of NFL's commitment to player safety source: cnn.com   |   share: 85         Hamlin's collapse is absolutely not an indictment of NFL's commitment to player safety source: cnn.com   |   share: 51   Sun January 01, 2023       Top six NHL jerk plays of the year. Times Department of Player Safety and refs turned a blind eye could make it a 25 plays video source: youtube.com   |   share: 11   Wed December 28, 2022       NYC launches study to 'reimagine' the Cross-Bronx Expressway so it can be better. Subby, who's gotten so many flat tires over the years because of potholes will save them some time: Nuke it from orbit source: gothamist.com   |   share: 40         DeSantis' safety czar used private email, code name 'Clarice Starling' to plan migrant flights, has fava beans for brains source: wfla.com   |   share: 36   Mon December 26, 2022 (Some Guy)       Likely to regret accepting just one tiny, little, waffer-thin mint its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT a Gluttony in Movies list. Which did you like? Whats missing? source: filmtagger.com   |   share: 27   Sun December 25, 2022 (Some Guy)       In Canada, Santa is cleared for flight by the Minister of Transport after a dutiful inspection. Safety first, people source: canada.ca   |   share: 20   Sat December 24, 2022       Tennessee joins Wisconsin and goes full-on Texas source: wbir.com   |   share: 62   Fri December 23, 2022       Scientists reveal secrets of frog transparency. Well, when they post on social media, it's not like they're all that tough to figure out source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 3   Wed December 21, 2022       After a serial burglar promised police he will continue burglaring after being released, he burgled cleaning supplies from a grocery store and then went into the bathroom to clean. Yeah, I don't get it either source: ksl.com   |   share: 23         The fact remains doing blow off a hooker's butt virtually will never be as good source: ca.finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 7         "Higher than acceptable" methamphetamine levels in air ducts close Colorado public library disappointing the speed reading patrons source: outtherecolorado.com   |   share: 49   Tue December 20, 2022       Skynet is about to take the high ground and it's all NASA's fault source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 5   Mon December 19, 2022       Seal appears with Cranberries on Cape Cod. Kind of an odd replacement for Dolores O'Riordan, but I'm willing to have a listen source: masslive.com   |   share: 20   Sun December 18, 2022       Today's word of the day is ineluctable. I put safety caps in all of the unused outlets around the house. Thus making my young son, as he says it, ineluctable source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 3   Fri December 16, 2022       Worker finds "adult male human heart" in salt pile at TN Department of Transportation facility. Who knew human hearts had male genitalia? source: wkrn.com   |   share: 61         Oh Snap... goes the Slingshot ride source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 25   Thu December 15, 2022 (Umpire fangs)       In its continual concerns with player safety, the NFL reverses a prior decision and won't allow a holder to elevate a teed kickoff ball source: footballzebras.com   |   share: 12         If you had "Elon Musk bought Twitter just to smack down that one anonymous user who really pissed him off," come claim your prize source: msn.com   |   share: 136   Tue December 13, 2022       Two boaters who left New Jersey last month for Florida, missing since a stop in North Carolina, rescued off the Delaware coast, now being flown to New York, presumably to receive the Wrong Way Corrigan award source: 6abc.com   |   share: 43         Siskel & Ebert & Roeper & Romo source: buffalonews.com   |   share: 7         Elmo: We've eliminated child porn and hate speech from Twitter, so no need for that Trust and Safety Council anymore source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 27   (Platformer)       Misc Twitter Shiat: former head of safety & security forced to flee his home over pedo threats, safety & security advisory team dismantled, Elmo cuts off Russian and Asian cell carriers in an attempt to decrease spam and ticking off legit users source: platformer.news   |   share: 24         Driving bans for dementia patients are discrimination, claims man who hates farmer's markets source: vancouversun.com   |   share: 56   Mon December 12, 2022       Private jet tracking account @elonjet has been shadowbanned. Freeze peach reigns supreme source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 131         You know that feeling when you pull into a gas station and find out they're out of gas? Now, imagine you're a pilot and you find out the airport is out of fuel source: usatoday.com   |   share: 41         Diver goes spearfishing without dive flag or buoy with predictable results, reminding Subby of when he dove with flags, buoys, still nearly got run down by boaters source: hawaiinewsnow.com   |   share: 37   Sun December 11, 2022       After over 20 years of being a jackass, Johnny Knoxville finally pranks someone without a sense of humor source: huffpost.com   |   share: 61       Russian activist accepts Nobel Peace Prize after being told not to, denounces Putin and war in Ukraine. Careful, you might trip over those giant clanking balls and fall out a window onto some bullets source: npr.org   |   share: 52   Sat December 10, 2022       In their FCS Quarterfinal game, Sacramento State had 738 yards of offense and scored 63 points. Fark: They lost source: espn.com   |   share: 6         Dangerous driving on the rise. Speed, Alcohol, Cannabis, Anger, Eating, Drinking, Sleeping, Reading, Dancing, Playing, and Tesla are to blame source: upi.com   |   share: 62   Thu December 08, 2022       Florida youth mentor accused of....betcha I don't have to finish this headline source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 37   Wed December 07, 2022       Senate passes Big Cat Public Safety Act to ensure private owners of lions and tigers never financially recover from this source: bbc.com   |   share: 68         The Rhode Island state government to the homeless camped outside the State House: "Go be homeless somewhere else" source: wpri.com   |   share: 37         Elon Musk to San Francisco's mayor: How DARE you try to enforce building health and safety codes in my headquarters? Are you unaware that I am fabulously rich?" source: msn.com   |   share: 62   Tue December 06, 2022       "For the fourth time in less than three years, Robert Attales discovered that the place he grew up has caught fire" source: kplctv.com   |   share: 15         Iconic 1978 doc "Scared Straight," used to scare young punks into avoiding life of crime, lives on in Japan, where template is used for live stuntman demos scaring little kids into observing traffic safety source: soranews24.com   |   share: 11   Mon December 05, 2022       Elon Musk did not kill himself (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 131   Sun December 04, 2022       Going 62 mph slower than the speed limit? Apparently, some cops might not like that source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 25   Sat December 03, 2022       Rogue wave hits cruise ship, avoids turning into Poseiden adventure source: usatoday.com   |   share: 44   Fri December 02, 2022       On the bright side, this validates the US Navy's recent purchase of 10,000 copies of 'How to Avoid Large Ships' source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 66   Thu December 01, 2022       Father shows underage son how to clean AR-15 with safety off, on TV tray, manages to shoot young daughter in her hip, lower abdomen. Alcoholism definitely involved source: wfla.com   |   share: 113   Tue November 29, 2022       When is acute kidney injury not a cute kidney injury? source: espn.com   |   share: 7   Sun November 27, 2022       Newly discovered drug is effective against both SARS-COV-2 and cancer, still no cure for the "still no cure for cancer" cliche source: medicaldaily.com   |   share: 23   Wed November 23, 2022 (Some Guy)       Genesis calls in restructuring expert in its fight to avoid bankruptcy. I thought they had broken up a long time ago source: cointelegraph.com   |   share: 21         Deer hunter season is open source: journalstar.com   |   share: 38   Tue November 22, 2022       Here are some helpful safety tips for deep frying a turkey for Thanksgiving. In related story, Fark braces for rash of 'Fail,' Dumbass,' and 'Florida' submissions source: pbs.org   |   share: 22   Mon November 21, 2022       Hotel rated the worst in the UK seeks to improve its image by inviting guests on a 'Turkey & Tinsel' short break. Comes with complimentary falling masonry upon arrival source: kentonline.co.uk   |   share: 23   (Some Guy)       On the road, against a team with a winning record, and in crappy weather conditions, the Detroit Lions did something unthinkable for them: They won source: prideofdetroit.com   |   share: 13         The hit Jaguars' safety Andre Cisco put on Chiefs' WR JuJu Smith-Schuster last week wasn't worth 15 yards, but it is worth $6,000 source: chiefswire.usatoday.com   |   share: 8         Denver Broncos lose possession of RB Melvin Gordon source: espn.com   |   share: 13         Some San Diego reporter does actual journalism, goes into the family background of the Colorado Springs shooter and uncovers an interesting link to a local politician. Subby pulls out the shocked_fry.jpeg source: cbs8.com   |   share: 111         Republican election official in Maricopa County has to go into hiding after violent threats from the Lake campaign source: fox10phoenix.com   |   share: 156   Sun November 20, 2022 (Some Guy)       "Look kids, this is a game, you aren't allowed to have any fun" source: thecomeback.com   |   share: 32   Fri November 18, 2022       You would think this sort of thing should go without saying, but NASA's social media manual reminds astronauts that tweeting is less important than staying alive in space source: futurism.com   |   share: 18         Shooting a giant battery with a nail gun is cool as hell. Even better when it is in the name of safety, like in this video from iFixit source: theverge.com   |   share: 8         Florida man is upset after seeing how much Disney charges for beer at EPCOT source: nypost.com   |   share: 22   Thu November 17, 2022       Nice car. Did it come with a turn signal? Feds deem New Jersey's highway safety messages are too Jersey source: inquirer.com   |   share: 44         CNN video shows Mike Pence take a very brief pause from fellating Donald Trump after Jake Tapper shows a video of Pence's family fleeing for their lives on January 6 source: cnn.com   |   share: 107         The safety experts list the top ten worst toys for 2022. In other words, the ones your kids want source: wcvb.com   |   share: 66   Wed November 16, 2022       Everyone is fleeing Twitter, but escapes to safety. Take, for example, The UK Treasury, which decided to join Discord source: theguardian.com   |   share: 16   Tue November 15, 2022       Stop being mean to my son. Signed, Elon's mother source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 45   Mon November 14, 2022       United Airlines learns it can't force a Buddhist to attend a Christian alcohol recovery program source: yahoo.com   |   share: 26   Fri November 11, 2022       Ontario getting made-in-Sweden road safety design - reductions of moose biting anticipated source: thestar.com   |   share: 43   Thu November 10, 2022       Twitter loses another two more execs this afternoon, the Head of Safety and Head of Ad Sales. Also, Musk tells employees that there's definitely the possibility of bankruptcy source: twitter.com   |   share: 63         Suspicious package shuts down post office. Suspect is a one-armed man. Wait, is Harrison Ford in town? source: ksn.com   |   share: 12         Suspicious package shuts down post office. Suspect is a one-armed man. Wait, is Harrison Ford in town? source: ksn.com   |   share: 12   Tue November 08, 2022       And I said what about dead executive from Tiffany's source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 18         Please do not put your tasers, grenades, and knives in the overhead compartment. For your safety, put them under the seat ahead of you before the flight. Thank you source: counton2.com   |   share: 13   Mon November 07, 2022       We all need somebody to lean on so Stand By Ben tonight when he leaps into the body of a 16-year-old boy and finds himself among a group of outcast teens on the run on the fall finale S1 EP8 of Quantum Leap at 10 PM ET on NBC source: imdb.com   |   share: 19         Tomorrow on Fark: "That is not who I am" source: nypost.com   |   share: 151   Sun November 06, 2022       S.S. Sally Ride's launch got scrubbed today because of A) Fire danger at the Antares rocket loaded with kerosene and liquid oxygen. B) Fire danger at the safety of Mission Control source: twitter.com   |   share: 11         Mama Grizzly suggests that polar bears care more about their cubs than black bears care for theirs source: alternet.org   |   share: 155         Oz continues to make own goals. Or a safety, in this case source: newsweek.com   |   share: 107   Sat November 05, 2022       A few words on "brand safety" and why companies are running from Twitter as fast as they can source: twitter.com   |   share: 30         Now that the NYC subway system's problems with violence, filth and corruption have been solved, who's up for bingo? source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 20         Scientists in Japan have successfully regrown mature hair follicles from lab mice, invite interested researchers to comb over their paper in Science Advances source: mainichi.jp   |   share: 13   Fri November 04, 2022       Get ready for a tweetstorm today at noon as half of Twitter's employees might be posting their resumes. The company has also closed their offices and suspended badge access source: cnn.com   |   share: 105   Thu November 03, 2022       Some Guy who was really good at punting has died. Maybe they'll bother to find out his real last name now source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 49   Wed November 02, 2022       Got your bivalent COVID vaccine yet? Just practice for the quadrivalent modRNA influenza vaccine source: empr.com   |   share: 23         Trump has died in a rock-climbing accident in New Zealand while Jeff Goldblum just looked on and laughed. Sorry Drew, just testing the limits of Fark moderation source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 78   Tue November 01, 2022       Lions escape from zoo in Sydney, Australia. Police called in to protect lions from native wildlife, drunk Aussies source: abc.net.au   |   share: 20         Only fifteen people remain at Twitter with the job of moderating truth. Hundreds of people did the job before Elon sent them all to Mars source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 45   Sun October 30, 2022       White Nationalist Nick Fuentes:"Hooray. I'm back on Twitt..." source: axios.com   |   share: 116   Sat October 29, 2022       BRING OUT YOUR MEDS. *clang* BRING OUT YOUR MEDS. *clang* BRING OUT YOUR MEDS *clang* source: abc7.com   |   share: 53         The latest twist in Brexit clownshoes: companies are not developing or releasing products in the UK because of safety standards differing from the EU's source: theguardian.com   |   share: 63   Fri October 28, 2022       ALL RIGHT, which one of you people have been hanging out in North Somerset UK? source: bbc.com   |   share: 26         Redd now black and blue source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 18   Thu October 27, 2022       IPhone users can look around in confusion while the Android owners are running to safety source: androidauthority.com   |   share: 31   Wed October 26, 2022       "I need the biggest drone you have" source: electrek.co   |   share: 6         There's a pattern to this list of the safest and most dangerous states in the US that is puzzling. Wow, much coincidence, very correlation source: wallethub.com   |   share: 118         There's a pattern to this list of the safest and most dangerous states in the US that is puzzling. Wow, much coincidence, very correlation source: wallethub.com   |   share: 118         Amazon puts Venmo in prime time source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 4   Tue October 25, 2022       Penn State cancels event featuring Proud Boys founder due to safety concerns, marking first time Penn State has shown concern for safety of boys of any kind source: wusfnews.wusf.usf.edu   |   share: 80   Mon October 24, 2022       Looks like someone thought C.O.R.N. was a documentary source: fox9.com   |   share: 40         Seditious conspiracy trial of "Oathkeepers" leader Stewart "you'll shoot your eye out, kid" Rhodes delayed due to him catching 'vid. Don't worry, if he didn't die of cringe when his sexts were read out in court last week, nothing can kill him source: msn.com   |   share: 25         What to do when one of your party guests overdoses, dies? Roll them up in blanket, drop them in garbage bin, roll them out for pickup on Monday source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 56   Sun October 23, 2022       Deadline to leave comments regarding minimum airplane seat dimensions is Nov 1 source: faa.gov   |   share: 56   Fri October 21, 2022       Parade killer tries the "many fine people on both sides" defense source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 57   Thu October 20, 2022       Security Theater comes for your Cinnabon source: fox9.com   |   share: 26         SpaceX fined $18,475 for two safety violations after a rocket test accident put an employee in a coma. Elon will now be deterred after losing a couple minutes' worth of revenue source: space.com   |   share: 29   Mon October 17, 2022     Woman films herself getting gored by bison at Texas state park, is buffaloed when asked for a reason why she got charged source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: 65         The media won't discuss GOP's plan to destroy the social safety net and tank the economy if they get the House source: mediamatters.org   |   share: 71   Sat October 15, 2022       Bad news: Your school has lead contamination. Fark: Radioactive lead. UltraFark: It's been there since the 1940s source: ksdk.com   |   share: 102   Fri October 14, 2022       Assault is kind of a bad look, Mr. Deputy Mayor for Public Safety source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: 5         Amazon: Pays $1 billion for rights to Thursday Night NFL Football. Gets snoozer games. Goes 6 quarters without seeing a touchdown. Then, when the touchdown drought finally breaks on a spectacular pass play, points cameras the wrong way and misses it source: insider.com   |   share: 29         NHTSA orders GM recall of headlights, so GM puts their great engineering prowess to work on this recall with highly technical, advanced technique... AND it's 1.5 million pieces of tape just slapped on the front of the lights source: thedrive.com   |   share: 31   Mon October 10, 2022       While Americans still bicker over electric vs. gas cars, China came up with a flying electric car source: apnews.com   |   share: 30         Flaming Hot Dog Cart will be the name of my new punk Zydeco band source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: 26   (Some Guy)       The only positive news for the Detroit Lions in their shut-out lost against the Patriots is that their safety Saivion Smith has "full motor skills" after a scary neck injury during the game source: prideofdetroit.com   |   share: 10   Fri October 07, 2022       "Spank me, Daddy" He probably did source: phys.org   |   share: 10         "No one should go to prison for smoking a joint," doctor snaps at Laura Ingraham who looked as if she saw a photo of The Squad source: mediaite.com   |   share: 95   Thu October 06, 2022       Deputy lights bonfire at high school's homecoming, has a blast (With holy shiat video) source: mypanhandle.com   |   share: 113         So what temperature should your thermostat be at? Now who touched it source: msn.com   |   share: 40   Wed October 05, 2022       I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a guy in a suit jumping from awning to awning outside the top floor of a 23-story NYC building source: nypost.com   |   share: 41   (Ain't Rule 34)       Ah, the ol' Section 24, Article 3 of the NFHS High School Football Rulebook comes through again source: kslsports.com   |   share: 19         USA Curling willing to sweep CEO's past under a shot rock so as to not burn their house down source: espn.com   |   share: 12   Tue October 04, 2022       Dear Marketwatch, I never thought this would happen to me, but I'm not happy with the ROI from my dating expenditures source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 148   Mon October 03, 2022       Let's all take a moment to weep for poor Sheryl, who helped unleash a monster upon the world and now can't even enjoy her obscene hoard of wealth in peace source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 20         Through early morning fog I see / Visions of the things to be / Get a text while getting coffee / "There's a chopper down in the street" source: azfamily.com   |   share: 20   Sun October 02, 2022       Today in "Duct Tape Fixes Everything"... source: nypost.com   |   share: 59         Over 100 dead as Indonesian soccer fans imitate the British source: cnbc.com   |   share: 49   Fri September 30, 2022       Florida man attempts to jet ski to Bahamas, becomes Florida Man source: nypost.com   |   share: 33         Firefly fizzles. Maybe it's time to let it go, people source: phys.org   |   share: 17   Thu September 29, 2022       Here go New York and New Jersey having another dick-waving contest source: gothamist.com   |   share: 41

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