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Tue July 14, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Masks reduce viral load, meaning you're much better off in case of COVID exposure. As for Tantrum McDiaperbabies, let's just tell them that George Soros' 5G mind control rays enter through the nose and mouth and will turn them all into gay frogs
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Sun July 12, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California lost the battle for coronavirus testing. And they were one of the states that tried
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The rise and fall of PopCap games
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Fri July 10, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't shed a tear - they'll still get theirs. "obvious" tag closed along with any branches near any low-income zip codes
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Coronavirus porn is about to become very big in Japan
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
California, not to be outdone by Florida, sets a new single-day record for COVID-19 deaths
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
California, not to be outdone by Florida, sets a new single-day record for COVID-19 deaths
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This can't be true. I was told that the KKK are democrats
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Desperate for an audience and clicks, "Patriots Insider" writes to Boston audience that Jerry Rice was greater than Tom Brady
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Man on death row at San Quentin has sentence reduced to life. Since he's in San Quentin during COVID it's really no change
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Thu July 09, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Omar Navarro is a joke," Collins told The Daily Beast. "He has the mentality of a four year old child throwing a temper tantrum and the testicular fortitude of a mouse." So Navarro for Pres 2024 GOP is what you're saying
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"The blue-cheese salad dressing, butter, ground turkey, cans of grain-free dog food, and new toothbrush came to $24.97. Laurie Mahlenbrei handed the cashier a slice of wood marked $25 and walked out with her items in plastic grocery bags"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo preparing to fire thousands even as it continues to rake in millions
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The surfacing of racists is so prevalent right now .... because Trump HIMSELF uses his position to incite racial tension and to promote aggression towards POC, foreigners, and immigrants"
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Lofthouse, CEO and founder of San Francisco tech company Solid8, is really sorry that video of his profane, racist rant has gone viral. Tag chosen because, let's be honest here, these daily viral videos define us as a country
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(CNN)
 
 
 
San Francisco supervisor introduces bill to criminalize calling police because you saw a black person. You'll never guess what they're calling it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As more people work in their underwear, Levi's falters
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Tue July 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Bayer's Roundup-Cancer settlement plan may need a couple of tylenol
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
California couple charged with hate crime for defacing Black Lives Matter mural
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(MSN)
 
 
 
US home prices are the latest viral downsizing
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Now is exactly the time to own your own funicular
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Sat July 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Strange, it's almost like there might be something in the world more important than money
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Without Federal aid, mass transit, cities, and really the entire country will grind to a halt
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Ex-San Franciscans realize they can keep their sweet Bay Area jobs while moving to towns where the streets -aren't- lined with needles, poop and neo-Maoist trust-fund dipshiats
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The planning phase for school reopenings in the San Francisco Bay Area is proceeding in the stupidest but somehow most appropriate possible way
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(Variety)
 
 
 
ESPN to air Eagles concert over 4th of July weekend. It's not like Carson Wentz has anything better to do these days
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tourists: let's see the Golden Gate Bridge. Golden Gate Bridge: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Egg salad and a basketball star provide one California cafe's coronavirus lifeline." See? It can be done
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Why this billionaire is moving his company from a liberal hell hole to ultraconservative Austin TX
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(US Department of Labor)
 
 
 
Arizona dairy has to pay over $850,000 in lost wages for being lactating workforce intolerant
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
COVID-19 claims another victim: People who spent tens of thousands of dollars on a cruise aren't getting their cash refunds quickly enough
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australian jewel beetles have taught us a lot about porn, men, and marriage ...which if you must know started when we found them copulating with empty beer bottles
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Interactive timeline shows how the U S.A. got kicked in the balls by the novel coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Roger, 'rona." "We're the vectors, Victor"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Like we needed any more proof that Facebook is evil
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
ProPublica Deputy Managing Editor Eric Umansky's family saw an unmarked NYPD cruiser hit a Black teenager last Halloween. He tried to find out how it happened, instead finds a whole crap load of sh*t the NYPD has been hiding from public scrutiny
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new incredibly realistic robot dolphin overlords
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Sat June 20, 2020
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Really? Grant?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Twitter adds warning that Trump tweet was "manipulated media"
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Thu June 18, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Gov. Gavin Newsom orders all Californians to wear face coverings while in public or high-risk settings, including when shopping, taking public transit or seeking medical care
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Beer Historian documents the COVID-19's impact on brewing, being that it's the biggest blow to the holy beer since Prohibition
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
The feng shui of proper pandemic patio design still has a certain je ne se quois to it
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Blue whales ignore social distancing rules, throw massive party off the San Francisco coast
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Target confirms its $15/hr wage, offers $200 bonus hazard pay for existing employees, extends pandemic benefits, really hits the bulls-eye
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
How the SCOTUS' LGBTQ ruling will boost the US economy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Website platform Contentful raises a boatload
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Cool idea or stuff of new Black Mirror episode nightmares?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Most 'rona tests cost around $100. Why did one cost $2,315? "It's not unheard-of that one hospital can charge 100 times the price of another for the same thing"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"It can get to the point where an app is replacing real people. That can be dangerous," says the person whose best friend is a chatbot
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
49ers give Shanahan new 6-year deal 3 years into his last 6-year deal
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(gCaptain)
 
 
 
Next up for 2020: possible global seafarers strikes that could impact up to 90% of all world trade. Who knew that keeping 200,000 people at sea against their will was a bad idea?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Carrie Bradshaw sees family unpacking car in her neighborhood, writes trend piece on how previous month's trend piece about everyone fleeing cities due to COVID based on seeing one family packing car was totally completely wrong
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
California's largest police unions call for lessening the use of force, increasing accountability and rooting out racist officers. Other police unions expected to fight back; WWE scheduling Police Union Brawl to Settle It All
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
We asked four different quantum gravity researchers to describe why we can't describe it. We got twenty-seven different answers and a packet of ramen noodles. But to be fair, we discovered we had the noodles all along
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Library of Congress commissions new project: Music of the Coronavirus pandemic
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The moratorium on evictions is about to expire, along with the end of the stimulus money. Uh Oh
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
During the 1918 influenza pandemic's second spike, Americans resisted social distancing because of their penchant for bucking authority. Sadly history will probably repeat itself
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sally the Robot makes a decent salad. Fair enough, but how does she toss?
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Thu June 11, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Want to wear a scary mask this Halloween? Then wear your other mask now
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Wed June 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks loses $3 billion in 'rona-related revenue, admits it's an eye-opener
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Elon Musk defies county lockdown order and reopens Tesla factory early. What could possibly go wrong?
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Collins' concern over Trump's policies, like a tiny ember that may one day become a raging candle, is continuing to grow
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Mon June 08, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The US government's supply of remdesivir, the only proven COVID-19 drug that works, runs out at the end of the month. Worry not though, surely we know the Trump Administration has a well thought out system to fix this
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The 'rona is changing the rental economy and for companies like Airbnb, Avis, Uber, and Cashpadz, it hertz
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Some Horny Guy)
 
 
 
This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club: let's hear it for the horn section. 'Cause you ain't got class if you don't have brass
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A simple guide on men's fashion that illustrates 'the do' s, the don'ts, and the oh my gawd please don'ts' for when you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Shockingly, a couple of weeks after reopening beaches because pissy idiots wanted to spend memorial day ignoring a pandemic, the pandemic is taking its toll on Florida. Shocking, I know
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The George Floyd protests on Saturday were great and these photographs proved it
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Call-a-Senior programs are creating friendships during the quarantine, helping the elderly and lonely during isolation
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Good News: San Franciscans are doing an excellent job of following shelter in place orders. Bad News: Coyotes are taking over the city
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: Is it possible for orgasms to be too intense? I'm a straight female in her 40s and every time I climax it's like I'm seeing a light shining in heaven. Is it like this for everyone?"
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook has created a tool to make it easier for athletes to delete all their racist teenage posts before they get famous
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Rap has a new favorite instrument, and it's not Autotune
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
San Francisco resident was kneeling when fatally shot five times by Vallejo police at protest of police brutality
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
San Francisco apartment rents plummeting like there's no tomorrow, um, I mean like wildfire, um, I mean like crazy. Let's go with crazy
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
49ers: Black Lives Matter. Colin Kaepernick: Say what now?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump to ban Chinese passenger carriers from flying to the US starting on June 16
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Tue June 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tech companies and execs would like you to know that out of the $ billions they control, they've made over $20 million in donations after killing of George Floyd
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
It turns out reports of tiger released from zoo during Oakland protests are about as credible as those of Tiger King being released back into the wild any time soon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Facebook in trouble as employees say they'll resign if Zuckerberg doesn't pull his lips from Trump's flabby ass
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Sun May 31, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In case you didn't have enough to feel guilty about, you should also try to lower the carbon footprints of all the cocktails you enjoy
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
There are police reforms that help everyone, are sensible, straightforward, cost-saving, and have bipartisan support. Who's preventing those reforms? Yeah, you guessed it
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Twitter's head of site integrity is being trolled on Twitter
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
A Texas 'event planner' who won a $39 million federal contract to deliver food to lower-income residents lied about his about his credentials and client list and has not delivered as much as one meal, according to reports
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
For anyone under the impression that "I demand muh gawd-given right to die over trivial inconvenience" is a new phenomenon in America
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bored, stuck at home, got the traveling Jones and more money than you know what to do with? Rent a luxury RV complete with driver for $50K a week
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Mon May 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will hookers survive the current pandemic? 500 years after The Plague virus killed half of Europe, there is still prostitution, so I'm guessing yes
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Sat May 23, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Mechanical Museum and SS Jeremiah O'Brien survive 4-alarm blaze as San Francisco's Pier 45 briefly becomes the world's fastest producer of smoked fish and roast crab legs
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Mechanical Museum and SS Jeremiah O'Brien survive 4-alarm blaze as San Francisco's Pier 45 briefly becomes the world's fastest producer of smoked fish and roast crab legs
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Contact tracing is a lot more than calling up people to tell them they're under house arrest
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
" ... ... "
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
San Francisco's oldest gay bar 'The Stud' to permanently close due to pandemic
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
San Francisco's oldest gay bar 'The Stud' to permanently close due to pandemic
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
The restaurant industry needs to be blown up
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Hundreds of mysterious crop circles suddenly appear all over the country. I'm saying it's aliens
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Spike Lee to direct film which "tackles Vietnam." You know, that war no one ever makes movies about
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
WFH start-up gets a sweet deel. No word if this really is how wework in a few years
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A social media app with 1,500 users and no public website is already valued at $100 million. Bubble? What bubble?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Tiny hippie enclave" of Bolinas, north of San Francisco, mounted one of the most advanced COVID-19-testing efforts in America by testing itself. Here's what was learned
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Think you are helping local restaurants by using Grubhub or similar app to have your food delivered during Covid19. Well think again
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LA wants to put a max on food delivery fees of 15%
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Wed May 20, 2020
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Hey what's up, I'm looking for a girlfriend. But since I'm sick of dating apps, I thought it would be a hilarious idea to pay for Facebook ads to find one"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Death Angel drummer met Satan while in coronavirus coma. So, how is Rupert Murdoch doing?
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Tue May 19, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Who the hell drives 600 miles for a haircut? In these coronavirus times... maybe
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
$5 says he also has a mullet
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
$5 says he also has a mullet
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby's Hammurabi robbing hobby doesn't pay off, as they're forced to give back more illicit Mesopotamian artifacts
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Mon May 18, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sure Trump takes most of the blame for the terrible coronavirus response, but NY Gov Andrew Cuomo and NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio's toxic rivalry doomed thousands
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Uber tells another 3,000 employees to call an Uber to come in and empty their desks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Porkfruit going global on rumors it's a super food
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Sun May 17, 2020
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
How to talk to people who don't wear face coverings. Don't?
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists say the best treatment for COVID-19 may be a cocktail, which means Drew is likely immortal
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Laid-off workers seeking new post-pandemic careers, possibly as scavengers, wasteland raiders, that guy with the flamethower guitar on the truck, or god forbid, even worse: Salesforce administrators
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"It was after 10 on the night before Super Bowl XXXIII. The first episode of a new series - "The Sopranos" - was being re-aired"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
USDA this $40 million contract to facilitate a program to get food from farmers who can't sell it to food banks and hungry people? We COULD give it to a food distributor with decades of experience, but let's go with a luxury wedding planner instead
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
113-year-old woman survives two world wars, Spanish flu and now coronavirus in order to keep her grip on the Oldest Woman in Spain title
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Wed May 13, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
An under reported side-effect of the pandemic is the number of people presenting in public places with symptoms of Extreme Karen Syndrome
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Food delivery companies, facing heavy scrutiny for their predatory tactics to restaurants, turn to political connections for help
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
One positive about the lockdown is that there are fewer cars on the road to get in the way when gunfire erupts
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Uber+Grubhub gets a 👎🏼from lawmakers and city officials who don't see any benefit to consolidating delivery services. And that's before the restaurant owners put in their two cents, because that's all they'll have before this is over
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If airlines are suffering so much during this coronavirus pandemic, why are so many flights packed? Answer that plane gremlins
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That charged confrontation between Elon and California over the Tesla factory seems to be fading with plans to bring back on line
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Portland to go ahead with its naked coranvirus bike riding party
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Mon May 11, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
The cool thing about rock musicians is that they'll literally answer any question you ask of them
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
El Sobrante man arrested for killing 90-year-old grandmother. And for those who don't speak Spanish, 'El Sobrante' means 'The Sobrante'
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"A fire engine going down the street, there's four personnel inside who technically are not socially distanced...but when we look at a large wildland fire, our base camp operation can hold sometimes up to 6,000." Get ready for fire season from hell
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Barter is back, baby. What am I bid for a bar of Yardley's Ginger & Sassafras soap, or a 2oz bottle of hand sanitizer, or a batch of homemade edibles? Got books? I'll trade premium for those. Watch out for land mines and stay on the marked path
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Delta Air Lines started 2020 with its most successful year in company history. But with air travel nearly shut down by coronavirus, the airline is now bleeding money and will drop 10 more airports from its already skeletal network"
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan abruptly retires from basketball, takes up baseball, unretires, comes back, and tells all his teammates they suck. The Last Dance, 9 PM ET, ESPN/ESPN2
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The Mayor from Jaws wants you to know that despite what you've heard, it's perfectly safe to return to California beaches
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Fri May 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Touching story of a struggling artist's success
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Brady arriving means Tampa Bay will actually get on TV now
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(Columbia Daily Herald)
 
 
 
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity. And then the murder hornets began
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
California tells residents they should expect to be on fire pretty much year-round
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
California tells residents they should expect to be on fire pretty much year-round
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's predict how the entire 2020 NFL season will go, shall we?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Do not despair, do not yield." Victory in Europe, 75 years ago today
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the iMac, who's now been legally drunk for a year
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Wed May 06, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Uber to lay off 3,700 full time workers, as the gig economy is apparently not Uber allies
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
It's acceptable to shotgun your drink on Cinco de Mayo, but remember than actual shotguns should be left at home
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Looks like an adult pulled out a pack of crayons and explained to the mini-Don why shutting down the coronavirus task force may not be a good thing at this time
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Days after 900 employees tested positive for coronavirus at a Tyson meat packing plant...another 700 at a second Tyson meat packing plant test positive
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
California sues Uber and Lyft alleging misclassification of contractors
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Ozy)
 
 
 
As people realize they can work from home, they realize they can work from a house in the country, where the land is cheaper and there are fewer people to spread viruses
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The virus has Infrastructure Week looking good - and bad
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
How safe is grocery shopping during this pandemic? It depends on how many people sneeze on the squash, cough on the cauliflower, or perform unnatural acts with eggplants. What? Don't judge, you haven't seen my local Kroger
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
San Francisco's police chief bans his officers from wearing "Thin Blue Line" facemasks. Says they should all wear the police-issue plain yellow ones instead
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
San Francisco's police chief bans his officers from wearing "Thin Blue Line" facemasks. Says they should all wear the police-issue plain yellow ones instead
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GrubHub apparently learned their business practices from the check-cashing "loan" industry
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Much like a good glass of prune juice, Covid-19 lets the freight move easily
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lars Ulrich is obsessed with Rage Against the Machine right now. In other news, Lars Ulrich is pretty much the embodiment of the same machine RATM was raging against, manifested in the form of a musician
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
'Hipster'Jake Gyllenhaal goes further out of his mind, now becomes a lockdown sourdough bore
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Thu April 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
I'd ask you to come work in the fields where I grow my farks, but alas, my field is barren
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Elon Musk melts down on Twitter. Elon Tusk however is still a pretty level-headed guy. Wubba lubba dub dub
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(Eater)
 
 
 
You should really know that some restaurants have no choice but to open during this coronavirus pandemic because of debt, mortgages, and payroll. Enjoy your side order of death
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Frankie, Annette, let's pick Gidget up and go surfing down by the ocean. I hear Huntington and Newport have some killer waves. California Governor Gavin Newsom: How about no
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you like to shop at Costco? Better have your mask ready
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Juul to make 950 jobs disappear in a puff of smoke
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Wed April 29, 2020
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
San Francisco is starting to think that taxing landlords for vacant buildings might not be such a hot idea right now. Subby thinks they'll never find better fish to shoot in a barrel
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
San Jose distillery turns whiskey into hand sanitizer. Big deal, I've been turning it into bad decisions for decades
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
With chicken, pork processing plants closing from COVID-19 infections, some creative person stocked up their refrigerator with "the other white meat"
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
With chicken, pork processing plants closing from COVID-19 infections, some creative person stocked up their refrigerator with "the other white meat"
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tripadvisor giving 25% of workforce permanent vacation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Does anybody really know what time it is. Does anybody really care?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'He played footsie with me under a coffee table in Antarctica'
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Mon April 27, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
BART may give out free face masks to riders, in what sounds like a good deal until you realize they all say "Don't have a cow, man" on the front
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
BART may give out free face masks to riders, in what sounds like a good deal until you realize they all say "Don't have a cow, man" on the front
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The common clay California is demanding that the governor ease restrictions (with bonus "spot the a**hole" pic)
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After the 49ers acquired Trent Williams, Rams coach Sean McVay just wanted to drink some beer
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Netflix is untouchable
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How do you get your whole town tested for coronavirus? Rich hippies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
San Francisco mayor says Trump admin confiscated orders of PPE and diverted them to other cities
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is hardly a reach, but your inflatable T. rex costume will not protect you and your Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man outfit is not the gatekeeper to safety
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tony Bennett will publically discuss his missing vital organ this Saturday
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tony Bennett will publically discuss his missing vital organ this Saturday
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pancreatic cancer cells might be ninjas. Subby may be signing his own death warrant, but fark ninjas
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
San Francisco woman likes to get drunk and make prank calls to police in Ohio, because why tie up local resources?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Take note you other slacker states, Californian exceptionalism is the new American exceptionalism
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Tue April 21, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Remember that time the Raiders took a kicker in the first round of the NFL Draft?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With everyone stuck at home and trying to bake, interest in banana bread has never been higher. "Bananas, after all, are the world's second-most-popular fruit after the tomato"
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Methodology used in Stanford antibody study questioned. Researchers accused of being markass marks, trickass marks, skip skaps, skanks and scallywags
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Don Hutson makes some sense here too, but the Packers opt for Steve Largent, who has a chance to become a go-to weapon for Aaron Rodgers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's 4/20. Of course this is green. Come hang with Willie and the gang
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In 1918, people in San Francisco refused to obey a mandatory mask order and turned out for mass protests against it. Guess what happened next
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Swallowing their pride, San Francisco announces they will be a little less spectacular this June
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Everyone needs to stay home on 4/20," warns notorious straight-edge buzzkill... E-40
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Behold the Greatest Moments in Slideshow History
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
Fact-checking Trump's claims about Nancy Pelosi's Feb 24 Tweet/visit to Chinatown in San Francisco: Well, to paraphrase whoever the hell Mark Twain was quoting: there are liars, damnable liars, and Donald Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why noted liberal Michael Savage is blasting Hannity and the right-wing media for their ignorance concerning the coronavirus
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Old-Spice might protect block certain unpleasant BO, but it does not protect against you catching the Covid-19 virus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wizard of Dr. Oz: Sorry, should I have not said that? You know, about 2-3% of people dying was an acceptable tradeoff to reopening society?
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Thu April 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
San Francisco makes the hotel industry great again
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Play will resume on the PGA Tour with no fans in attendance over the first four events. How will the ball know to get in the hole?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Take the plunge and get a virtual haircut
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(NPR)
 
 
 
When it comes to Covid-19 we are all in it together, except for the rich
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
And now, a tale of how Patrick Mahomes single-handedly prevented hundreds of COVID-19 deaths in San Francisco
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(Time)
 
 
 
Good luck on getting sick in America if you speak a rare language. However, good fortune for interpreters who speak that rare language. So, if you speak Kiswahili or Amharic or other rare languages, there is work to be had
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I'm a heterosexual male in my 50s, and my girlfriend asked me my darkest sexual desire. She seemed displeased to learn that I want to be sexually dominated by a real or fake phallus. What do?"
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Mon April 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Marriott convinced the FTC to allow them to buy Starwood, now they're furloughing most of their staff while voting for pay raises to the board
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Business Roundtable CEOs pledged to run their companies for the benefit of workers & communities, not just shareholders. Now many of those companies are furloughing employees after using cash for stock buy backs, dividends, & executive compensation
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unlike in 2008, fiscal conservatives are unconcerned about moral hazard of dropping money out of helicopters; no apparent reason why Old Bailout Antagonism Mysteriously Absent
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders, who won Super Bowls with Dallas and San Francisco, upset that a new Atlanta player is wearing "his" number
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Because your boss can't see that you are spending 90% of your day on Fark
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Old: Oregon Trail. .. New: Oakland Trail. .. You pass a boarded-up building. Would you like to take a closer look?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
I saw the best bookstore of its generation destroyed by a virus, howling hysterical naked, dragging itself through crowdfunders at dawn looking for a literary fix
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
San Francisco's mayor did everything de Blasio didn't to fight coronavirus
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Herman's Dead
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Yelp employees today: "Yelp"
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Thu April 09, 2020
(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Even Republican U.S. Rick Scott is coming aboard for a rent freeze. Things must be really terrible
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Due to the coronavirus, public transit around the country is now in a death spiral. Just when it's needed most
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Should your child be masked for the duration of the crisis?
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Welcome aboard. Here's your new employee handbook, your orientation schedule, your description of benefits, and your layoff notice
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Mon April 06, 2020
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
SF Bay Area residents best at sheltering in place. New York City residents best at stockpiling liquor
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
McDonald's is donating over a million N95 masks to hospitals in Illinois
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Sun April 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Capt. Brett Crozier, who was fired for raising the alarm about Covid-19 spreading around his ship, has tested positive for the virus
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Sat April 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
What, you thought a worldwide pandemic with the potential to kill millions would *finally* get him to pay attention to actual experts? We'd be laughing at your naivete if we weren't crying so heavily
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The bad: social distancing. The good: brace yourselves, the drones are coming
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bad News Wrapped in Protein isn't just the name of my GG Allin mariachi cover band
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why is sourdough associated with San Francisco? Because San Francisco makes the BEST sourdough, that's why. If you disagree, here's a recipe to start on
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CARES Act PPP loans from SBA are more IDK, WTF than K, GBTW
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Thu April 02, 2020
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
News photo, capturing moment in time, not staged at all
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
San Francisco bans those re-usable bags that they wanted everyone to start using
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With their franchise quarterback still without a contract, Jerry Jones gets down to business...and signs an alcoholic abuser who hasn't played a down in over four years
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Fortune cookie company donates 50,000 cookies to first responders. What fortunes would you put inside? Subby's are 'He who wears mask, coughs last' and 'A ventilator is in your future'
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Fortune cookie company donates 50,000 cookies to first responders. What fortunes would you put inside? Subby's are 'He who wears mask, coughs last' and 'A ventilator is in your future'
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Wed April 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google gives away broadband and Chromebooks to students stuck at home in California. Governor says "We need more Googles." A googol of Googles, perhaps
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
How to tell you're an unpopular freelance journalist. Step 1) News organizations use this file photo of you
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
How to tell you're an unpopular freelance journalist. Step 1) News organizations use this file photo of you
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Doctors are cautiously optimistic that "The Curve" seems to be flattening in the SF bay area, which NOT coincidentally was the first place in the country to implement aggressive lockdown measures
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Doctors are cautiously optimistic that "The Curve" seems to be flattening in the SF bay area, which NOT coincidentally was the first place in the country to implement aggressive lockdown measures
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Social distancing might be working says internet connected thermometer company
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Sun March 29, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Corona doesn't go well with Lime, grounds Bird
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Sat March 28, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
CHP: Once, we were cops. Road warriors searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy. Us, or everyone else. Bay Area drivers: WE RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
He survived. This guy
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Fri March 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren will start making medical masks and gowns, to the relief of posh, skeletally thin nurses and doctors everywhere
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco dogs and cats are happy to have their owners home. So are nearby coyotes who always wanted to visit an urban jungle
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
The hero we need. But not the one we deserve
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
A: Who is the real GOAT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The coronavirus pandemic is helping Nextdoor evolve from a social platform of white boomers worried that a brown guy is walking down their street to a social platform of quarantined people wanting to narc on their non-social-distancing peers
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Your "NO DUHHHHHH" business story of 2020: Putting computer algorithms in charge of the stock market was, in hindsight, probably a really bad idea
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While Trump has been figuring out what "per capita" means, California Gov. Gavin Newsom negotiated with four major banks to suspend mortgage payments for those impacted by coronavirus
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a World Series trophy
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Facebook employees have lost the ability to make lunch for themselves. What hath God wrought?
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Tue March 24, 2020
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
I used to avoid people like they were zombies before they were zombies. Now that they are all now zombies, I kinda miss people.You can't have a city without people. And there are no people here. San Francisco is now Zombieland
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
What if we did a remake of "Hands Across America" instead? Oh...right
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When COVID-19 treatments do arrive, they will likely fall into two categories, neither of which you will probably be able to afford
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(Time)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump said renters would be safe from eviction during the pandemic? Um yeah, about that
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Here's a look at some financial assistance available to help during the coronavirus crisis. Probably not for you peons, but still
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by China, new maps show decreasing air pollution over the US as everything gets shut down
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(Eater)
 
 
 
"Just know if you're Yelping at a time like this, there is a special place in hell for you"
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Mon March 23, 2020
(www.WWW.com)
 
 
 
The 5 best sites for fast whiskey, wine and wimmen' delivery
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
PG&E pleads guilty to 84 counts of manslaughter due to Paradise fire. Will pay maximum fine of $3.5 million dollars. Which, according to other news sources, is equal to the stock compensation it's CEO will recieve this year alone
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Silver lining: China's coronavirus lockdown saved about 77,000 lives simply from the reduction in pollution as a result of everyone staying home
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying 69 drugs against COVID-19. Nice
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Sat March 21, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
I wanna talk to SAMSON
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
How one elite New York medical provider got its patients coronavirus tests. I'm guessing money
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
How to safely get high in the midst of a respiratory pandemic
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you can't pay your rent or mortgage, here are some options other than more internal screaming
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House minority leader Kevin McCarthy is upset that CA gov Gavin Newsom declared an emergency "shelter-in-place" order while McCarthy was busy retrieving his shine box
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(Marijuana Moment)
 
 
 
Please bogart that joint, my friend
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Thu March 19, 2020
(State of California)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dear Entire State of California: You can go ahead and stay up late tonight
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shut. Down. Everything
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
A list of some of the drugs that might help you if you stay healthy until clinical trials are over, government bureaucrats process the paperwork, manufacturers scale up production, and you move up the waiting list
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
COVID-19 pandemic is shutting down many businesses, but construction on an NFL stadium has been deemed "essential"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Did anyone review this graphic before this was posted?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street to shut trading floors from next week, shifting to fully electronic trading after positive Coronavirus tests
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Virus crashes Matrix
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Have you ventured outside (safely)? "It's a little freaky and scary. I am ready to go home. I am ready to be at home"
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(The Outline)
 
 
 
US citizens, let's not freak out about the coronavirus-induced martial law just yet. YET
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
How bad are things going to get in New York and California? Feds are dispatching Navy hospital ships
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Who washes the washmen (and women)?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at some of the places affected by COVID-19. Bonus: Farker's friend has photo in slideshow
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Like everything else, this year's GDC is cancelled, but you can attend a parody of it
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here's everything you should have bought when you could still buy things. Better luck in your next life
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that everyone's working from home, let's see some photos of those creative home office setups. Pants optional. Link goes to some great ones
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
You wouldn't download a ventilator
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Lime feels the squeeze from coronavirus; pulls electric scooters from streets in Washington and California
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A lot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I wonder when they will figure out the US already IS Italy
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Assholes who ridiculed preparations for the covid-19 pandemic are having a change of heart". Some of them anyhow
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mayor London Breed orders San Franciscans to stay inside except for essential needs such as medical visits, grocery shopping, and sidewalk defecation
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The health care workers are getting COVID now? Welp, we're boned
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