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Thu June 21, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts legislature passes $15 minimum wage with 26 weeks paid time off per year. Your move, California
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Mossack Fonseca, the law office responsible for the leak known as the Panama Papers, apparently had some irate customers - even gobsmacked, which is high on the Irk Scale
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Tue June 19, 2018
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
People from Russia or the former Soviet republics have laundered more than $109 milli-excuse me, bought $109 million worth of condos at Trump properties in NY and FL, mostly in all-cash transactions utilizing shell companies to obscure the buyers
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts thunderstorm spawns the skinniest excuse for a tornado you'll ever see
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Fri June 15, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
If you're a fan of pitchers failing to move the runner along on a sacrifice bunt, there's some bad news for you
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs in dispute with Malaysia over corruption in 1MDB, accuracy of cast and crew listings
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Wed June 13, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
What better way to prepare for the World Cup than by sacking your manager two days before your opening game?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"So, you would like to rent this apartment? OK, I'll need first and last, proof of liability insurance, and a bank statement showing your last 30 transactions showing me what you spend your money on. Sound good?"
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Mon June 11, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
An Applebees/IHOP (IHOB?) combination restaurant to open in Detroit. And lo, the sea was as blood, and the sky was as sackcloth
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Sat June 09, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
There is no law that says your local pharmacy has to fax a prior authorization to your doctor to make sure you get the life saving medications you need, but the Massachusetts State Supreme Court says that they should probably do that anyway. Probably
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
"If Trump senses he may have to make a personal sacrifice, he will sacrifice the world instead." Don't give him any ideas, Sarah
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
You never call, you never write, and after all I've sacrificed for you, you bastard
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
A thousand Massachusetts drivers got tested on that obscure part of the driver's manual about approaching a frightened horse
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Wed May 23, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary president sacked for acting like 75-year-old male Southern Baptist
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The people who run the world worship Lucifer, perform human sacrifices, and drink blood"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While Oliver North blames culture of violence for school massacres, let's roll tape of his gig as pitchman for Call of Duty:Black Ops IV
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will there be a Monday Night Massacre? Will shiat hit the proverbial fan? Will Rosenstein put Donnie in his place? Egads, shiat went so pear-shaped, we have to do a Monday thread? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Somebody "at the top of the Treasury Department" hid Cohen's suspicious transactions from the FBI, the DEA, and the NY District Attorney
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Fri May 18, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts lawmakers accidentally revoked veterans' exemption from drunk driving laws
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Everton's sacking of Sam Allardyce could lure Wayne Rooney, who had agreed to jump to MLS after being intensely "frustrated with Allardyce's agricultural tactics," back to England
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The Predator films ranked from "GET TO THE CHOPPA" all the way to "please do not get on the choppa, your sacrifice is appreciated"
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Wed May 16, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just 2 suspicious activity records of Cohen's banking transactions have gone missing from the Treasury's FinCEN system
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sam Allardyce sacked after saving a club from relegation. This is not a repeat of the last 2 years
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron seethes with outrage as he learns English will be the official post-Brexit language of the EU. SACRE BLEU (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pro-Kremlin Cossacks and Hells Angels to provide security at upcoming World Cup
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Sun May 06, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Jury finds Santa Claus guilty of burglary, aggravated stalking for breaking into woman's trailer to leave her samples from his 90-pound sack of panties. Ho ho ho
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post grows a sack, calls out Trump and Cohen for lying. Bonus: Reporter's name is Balz
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Two months from today Massachusetts residents will no longer live in a state that bans recreational marijuana. Instead they will live in a city that bans recreational marijuana
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs to pay $110 million fine after FX traders admit to spilling secrets about their clients, one of whom was named Satan
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
French ambassador offended by English-only proposal. SACRE BLEU
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
"Ancient mass child sacrifice may have been world's largest." I don't know, my high school calculus class was a total bloodbath
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(Indianapolis Colts)
 
 
 
NFL star pass rusher Dwight Freeney announces his retirement, will take all his awards and put them in a big sack
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Wed April 25, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's pick to head the VA is a pill popping pill pusher. Kanye wants to be Trump's BFF. Jeff Sessions tells congress his isn't sure he'll resign if Rosenstein is fired. Eastside rapist captured in Sacramento. It's your MSNBC thread. Starts at 8pm ET
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi needs a big cushion, human sacrifices if she hopes to return as Speaker
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Sat April 21, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
SmugMug acquires Flickr for $12 and a sack of magic beans
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will we get a massacre? Will Trump get talked off the ledge (again)? Will another cabinet secretary get das boot? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs: Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Massachusetts governor says he will miss fundraising event featuring Mike Pence because his "calendar has other stuff on it." In other news, MA governor spends day washing hair, taking dog for walk, raking leaves, watching paint dry, etc
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Article on how to pay for real news. Or you just sign up for TotalFark and ascend to the Olympus of the news gods...because the path to information enlightenment goes through the squirrel's nutsack
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Sat April 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: 'Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make'
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
3 KS men on trial for plotting the massacre of local Muslims are going with the defense that they were all talk and weren't actually going to do it. So it doesn't help that one told a undercover FBI agent:"We're already farking domestic terrorists"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Looking for a new house in the Sacramento area? A hundred new listings just came on the market
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With US elections coming, Democrats are embracing the "sticks and stones may break my bones, but immature, petty-ass nicknames from a lying, cheating, cheeto-faced sack of monkey poop will not hurt me" strateegery
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Brave hero's sacrifice prevents 150 suckers from buying a $1,169 collectible plastic doll
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Sun April 01, 2018
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Well, this is certainly going to make the situation in Sacramento a lot better
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We know you were expecting chocolate Easter eggs, kids, but in their place please accept this sack of rotten carrots. You're welcome
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Autopsy reveals that the Sacramento Police are the greatest trick-shooters in the world as they managed to shoot Stephon Clark 8 times in the back or side while he "advanced towards them" with a phone in his hand that they mistook for a gun
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Surely the Parkland massacre will convince people to be more welcoming to outsiders in hopes of . . . aww, lawd
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
State lawmaker calls for sign dedicated to Civil War General Joseph Hooker to be changed or taken down, saying his last name is a "double entendre'' that embarrasses Massachusetts
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Fri March 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter protest shuts down access to Sacramento arena in response to police shooting of Stephon Clark, sparing people from watching a Kings-Hawks snoozefest
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
"The Assassination of Versace" shows us the steep price of homophobia. And that's not even counting movie ticket prices
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Wed March 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sac-gone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Saccone: I did not lose to a Democrat, and will never concede. Trump: 'Saccone lost to a Democrat, what a maroon.'
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Tue March 20, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, we have the technology to rebuild our star player's wrist. We have the technology. We have the capability to make his wrist better. Issac Haas will be that man. Better than he was before
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Mon March 19, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Authorities in Texas have arrested at least a dozen people for animal cruelty after interrupting what they believe was a ritual sacrifice. Victims swear they are just planning the draft for the Cowboys
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will another Cabinet Secretary bite the proverbial dust? Will Trump see his family indicted? Will we get a massacre? Last day of the crazy this week. THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "shiats still on fire, yo" (~5pm EDT news dump)
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sad sack who has the sack to talk about the sacking of Tillerson is sacked
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump-endorsed candidate in Pennsylvania Rick Saccone, down 6% in the polls with voting today, throws a Hail Mary and says anyone who doesn't support him hates Trump, the U.S. and God
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
"Some of you may die. But that is a sacrifice I am willing to make"
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Mon March 12, 2018
(The Street)
 
 
 
In the Game of Goodman Sachs Throne, you win or you retire
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Gouging your own eyes out as a personal sacrifice to free trapped spirits and allow them to pass to the afterlife isn't normal. On meth however
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Tue March 06, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Article including 'Florida Man' 'AR-15' and 'Road rage' in title strangely does not include phrase 'massacred in a hail of police gunfire'
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Attention all parents: No matter how much you yearn it to be, there is no deep, hidden, sacred message of life embedded within your child's crayon artwork
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