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Fri January 27, 2023       Now THAT's how you announce you're running for President source: twitter.com   |   share: 124   Thu January 26, 2023       You'll never guess how American Airlines made a bigger profit despite running fewer flights and paying much higher fuel prices. And if you guess wrong, it will be $500 to change your guess source: cnbc.com   |   share: 6         Senator Bat Boy announces he not running for president because he wants to focus on the real problem facing America: that those free-loading poor people just aren't paying enough taxes source: msn.com   |   share: 89         The Angels could've sold for the most money in Major League Baseball, with five suitors running the price tag to around $3 billion. Then current Angels owner Arte Moreno said, "Hold my beer and bad baseball ideas pad, I can fark this up even more" source: yardbarker.com   |   share: 12   Wed January 25, 2023       Republican tax plan is so popular that its cosponsors are running away from it and the House Speaker will bring it up only to vote against it source: twitter.com   |   share: 65         How much support is there for running against Kyrsten Sinema? "I'm proud to announce that we received more donations from real people on our first day than Senator Sinema has in the last three years combined" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 48   Wed January 18, 2023       Chicago is running a contest for naming six snowplows. It's limited to Chicago residents, but Subby is pulling for DA PLOW source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 86   Fri January 13, 2023       George knew he was gonna be found out back when he was running in 2021. But dammit, he was gonna keep running no matter what source: twitter.com   |   share: 112   Thu January 12, 2023       George Santos' lies now require a running list for tracking purposes source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 78         Former USC star running back Charles White heads off to the gridiron in the sky at age 64 source: espn.com   |   share: 5   Tue January 10, 2023       Russian artillery fire is down as much as 75 percent from its highest point during the war, but that's totally not because they're running out of ammo or anything. They're just taking more time to savor each round source: cnn.com   |   share: 101   Mon January 09, 2023 (Some Guy)       If you're god-level at managing people, dealing with the government, and running decades-long space missions - basically, Elon Musk's non-evil twin - apply now for a job that will make the rest of us insanely jealous. Downside: Baltimore source: recruiting2.ultipro.com   |   share: 13   Fri January 06, 2023     In the very early running for the most Philly story of 2023 source: 6abc.com   |   share: 35       Former Marine is running against Josh Hawley. And we've seen how poorly Hawley runs source: riverfronttimes.com   |   share: 83         Delivery van driver dumps van, engine running, in no parking zone at airport, checks in and flies off. Subby wonders what was in the package he opened source: nltimes.nl   |   share: 30   Thu January 05, 2023       After crashing into a St. Louis store, driver blames speeding, bald tires, running out of gas, having no change for cab fare, losing his tux at the cleaners, locking his keys in the car, being in an earthquake, a flood, and locusts source: kmov.com   |   share: 20   Tue January 03, 2023       Pete Buttigieg now running Delta Airlines also source: newsweek.com   |   share: 18   Sun January 01, 2023       53 year old man has raised £1 million for charity by running a marathon every single day this year. Meanwhile, Farkers got short of breath getting up from the couch to grab another beer to quaff while posting furiously about social injustice source: bbc.com   |   share: 57   Sat December 31, 2022       Neither rain, snow, nor running over someone will keep this delivery driver from making his scheduled rounds source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 16   Thu December 29, 2022       Running out of hard drive space for your porn collection? Handbrake to the rescue with software AV1 encoding and smaller file sizes source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 46   (Some Guy)       George Santos tries to explain how he went from making $55k a year to making upward of $3.5 MILLION a year, seemingly overnight. Turns out he bailed from a company that was busted for running a Ponzi scheme just before the Feds raided them. Hmmmm source: semafor.com   |   share: 117   Wed December 28, 2022       "My neighbors are running an illegal daycare. Should I turn them in?" source: slate.com   |   share: 17   Tue December 27, 2022       UK's version of Mike Pence, Jacob £-Shillings and Pence, mulls running for Tory leadership should they lose next election. Promises to bring back workhouses, the hulks, gaslit streets, smog and other glories of the Victorian era source: inews.co.uk   |   share: 24         The one where a (supposed) Southwest employee explains whats happening on reddit since corporate won't. TLDR: SWA's scheduling system is a wheezing 386SX running DOS 5.11, but if they blame weather they don't have to pay for hotels/rental cars source: reddit.com   |   share: 43   Mon December 26, 2022       Pence spokesman denies that Pence is running for President in 2024. Typical Pence chaotic move disrupts norms, causes confusion source: newsweek.com   |   share: 46   Sat December 24, 2022       There are a number of ways to get access to an Air Force base. "Gate running" is not one of the recommended ways, as those rifles the gate sentries carry are not just for show. Tag is for the gate runner source: wpde.com   |   share: 98   Fri December 23, 2022       It turns out the US actually has top men running secret government warehouses source: npr.org   |   share: 78   Thu December 22, 2022       Is a "health freedom" activist running your hospital? Hint: they want hospitals to be free from COVID "tyranny" source: npr.org   |   share: 61   Tue December 20, 2022       Man runs 5k race after double-lung transplant. "Every breath I take is precious to me. That's what it means to me" source: wnem.com   |   share: 1   Sat December 17, 2022     RI Congressman David Cicilline has drafted a bill that bars Donald Trump from running for public office. "You don't get to lead a government you tried to destroy" source: abc6.com   |   share: 71   Thu December 15, 2022       In case you're running low on Beast this holiday season source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 7         Feds Charge 8 "financial influencers" with running a Pump and Dump scam that bilked their followers out of more $114 million. In other news there are people that take financial advice from "DietyofDips", "Hoodiehugbear", "Mysticman" and "Ladebackk" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 53   Wed December 14, 2022       Jalen Hurts or Patrick Mahomes for NFL MVP - Anyone else in the running? source: nj.com   |   share: 55         Reasons why Ron DeSantis hasn't announced that he's running for president yet? One is that he's not legally allowed to run while still serving as the governor of Florida source: npr.org   |   share: 71         You know, if you should ever find yourself running a multi-billion dollar hedge fund, treat yo-self and hire yourself an actual CPA or ten, Quickbooks really just ain't gonna cut it source: msn.com   |   share: 18         In other news Russia is apparently running out of bullets, at least the good ones source: msn.com   |   share: 45   Tue December 13, 2022       3, 2, 1: After running three times in two games for one yard, Eno gets waived by second team in a month source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 10   Thu December 08, 2022       Woman breaks 100-mile Ultra Running record. Some bitter dickhead official: nyah, 716 feet short, nyah source: cnn.com   |   share: 36         Fark-ready headline: "Alex Jones owes $1.5bn and declared bankruptcy. So how is Infowars still running?" source: theguardian.com   |   share: 41   Mon December 05, 2022       Shenandoah National Park officials would appreciate it if you morons would stop running over deer on Skyline Drive source: rappnews.com   |   share: 35         Judge announces retirement, can not say that he is running for DA, instead he says that he wants to continue his legal career and there is an election for DA next year so that is totally different source: lehighvalleylive.com   |   share: 42         I mean, just because Trump is running around and screaming about overturning the Constitution, it isn't necessarily a deal breaker for me source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 113   Sun December 04, 2022       You are not going to believe this, but that Georgia runoff election law was created in the '60s as a way to keep any candidate favored by those "uppity people" away from power, without running afoul of federal law source: pbs.org   |   share: 66         NASA running out of bandwidth to talk to all their deep space missions source: space.com   |   share: 17   Sat December 03, 2022       If your ferry's engines are fully running and you're making way through the water, don't deploy the anchor. Most passengers don't like that source: globalnews.ca   |   share: 47   Fri December 02, 2022 (Some Guy)       Rural Canadians celebrate getting electricity and running water. Not a repeat from 1890 source: quesnelobserver.com   |   share: 26   Wed November 30, 2022       We are running out of antibiotics and other life saving medications and "there is neither a stated reason for, nor an anticipated resolution." Stay healthy my friends source: cnn.com   |   share: 98   Tue November 29, 2022       "He's heading right for us." Well, um, "He's running away from us" source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 61   Mon November 28, 2022       There is stupid and there is a cop leaving their car running with the doors unlocked and an AR-15 in the trunk source: centralmaine.com   |   share: 30   Fri November 25, 2022       "Trump was perturbed by Ye asking the former president to be his running mate in 2024" source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 102         The police either didn't realize the cameras were running or simply didn't care. They've been named, as well. Just another day in a Murica source: boingboing.net   |   share: 65   Tue November 22, 2022       Chuck Lorre fails to sell new sitcom about guy named Chuck Lorre running early 2000's sitcom starring guy named Charlie Sheen. #winning source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 19   Mon November 21, 2022       "Eternals" actress says running marathon made her feel like audiences felt watching "Eternals" source: cnn.com   |   share: 37   Sun November 20, 2022       Any chance we could just get them both to take a dive? source: huffpost.com   |   share: 46   Thu November 17, 2022       Nothing is more American than going to a football game, eating hotdogs and running away from a shooting (with SFW video) source: wral.com   |   share: 30   Wed November 16, 2022       Firefighters heard yelling, "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF WATER, ELON," after using enough on a car to put out a fire in a small shopping center source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 222         "You try being high-energy when you're running for President primarily to try to avoid indictment" source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 77         Facebook announces that truth is taking a holiday now that Trump announced he's running source: cnn.com   |   share: 84   Tue November 15, 2022       Watch The Former Guy announce that he wants to be The Future Guy. C-SPAN says it'll start at 9:00 PM EST, but you know that he will show up fashionably late. Update: He's running source: c-span.org   |   share: 809         Marathon Man meets Marlboro Man source: nypost.com   |   share: 55   Mon November 14, 2022       Oh look, Someone strapped a motor and some 'A.I.' to a pair of roller skates and gave it a name that will have Michael Jackson spinning in his grave source: theregister.com   |   share: 6   Sun November 13, 2022       Irish anti-corruption cop corrupts the Dublin marathon by riding the tram to the finish line source: irishtimes.com   |   share: 13   Fri November 11, 2022       Someone should have told her that when you and your boyfriend are both running a multi year sick time scam at the NYC jail where you work, it is best not to document your fraudulent, jet setting, lavish lifestyle on social media source: nydailynews.com   |   share: 17   Mon November 07, 2022       Something overtook me, parted around me, and moved on. I felt rather than heard it. It was a squad of Maddites, swathed in black bolts, running silently through the night into the MSNBC discussion thread at 7pm ET, Maddow Monday edition source: msnbc.com   |   share: 172         Business school professors analyzed Elon Musk's first week running Twitter, call it "a case study of failed leadership" source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 54         Philly Farkers need to make sure they and their friends aren't on these lists. If they are, tell them to go fix it. Time is running out source: twitter.com   |   share: 129   Sun November 06, 2022       Cotton decides that running in 2024 would not be an interesting strategy source: cnn.com   |   share: 37   Sat November 05, 2022       Why do news organizations treat us like idiots by running stories that assume we are morons? Oh yeah right, gotcha. Your bi-annual clock changing is going to kill you story source: cnn.com   |   share: 59         A few words on "brand safety" and why companies are running from Twitter as fast as they can source: twitter.com   |   share: 30   Fri November 04, 2022       Canadian Olympic bobsleigh medalist suspended for 3 years when they found out she has more than maple syrup running through her veins source: cbc.ca   |   share: 29         Beto O'Rourke isn't the only former punk rocker running for office this year. New Jersey's is a yacht dealer and yoga teacher source: nj.com   |   share: 29         Running through the dark, mesmerized by the 7pm ET MSNBC thread, people banged into one another in grand slapstick style, fell down, got bloody noses, argued as to whose fault it had been source: msnbc.com   |   share: 153   Tue November 01, 2022       But then again, reasonable attorneys don't have hair dye running down their face source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 11         Oz thinks he's running in New Jersey source: twitter.com   |   share: 98         Yesterday, the inmates were running the asylum source: abc15.com   |   share: 28   Mon October 31, 2022 (Some Guy)       6th Circuit rules that Kentucky can't enforce the rules written into its state constitution requiring judicial races to be non-partisan against a supreme court candidate who broke those rules by running as a "conservative Republican" because..reasons source: linknky.com   |   share: 34   Sun October 30, 2022       Running in to a family of four while driving a stolen vehicle with seven other kids in it while intoxicated, with an outstanding warrant, is no way to go through life, son source: kdvr.com   |   share: 36   (Some Guy)     You know that a Bigfoot video is real when the authorities say that the running humanoid is "actually a bird' source: exemplore.com   |   share: 41   Thu October 27, 2022       Godzilla, world's longest running film franchise, turns 68. Godzilla expected to set fire to city while blowing out candles, smash a building with giant bow on it, eat a commuter train source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 59         IPhone users can look around in confusion while the Android owners are running to safety source: androidauthority.com   |   share: 31   Tue October 25, 2022       Sure, Yuma is one of the top ten most affordable places to live- until you factor in the $900/mo power bill for running your A/C 24/7 to keep it at 80F. We were promised there would be no math source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 86         A mere decade after the original Surface RT running Windows on an ARM processor, Microsoft's new Surface Pro 9 SQ3 shows that Windows on ARM is still not ready for prime time source: theverge.com   |   share: 22         Kids soccer game interrupted by A: Rain? B: Parents fighting? or C: A moose? source: wrif.com   |   share: 9         Guess who's running for the US Presidency in 2024? source: abcactionnews.com   |   share: 92   Sat October 22, 2022       *high-pitched voice* The world is running out of helium. Stop laughing, this is serious source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 51         Racist who is running to represent the Racists' Party in the AZ House of Representatives has old photos uncovered that show her dressed up in costumes that were, to everyone's surprise, racist source: azfamily.com   |   share: 104   Fri October 21, 2022       After denying allegations of intimidation tactics being used by his department, Sheriff running for reelection arrests his opponent at their debate source: vaildaily.com   |   share: 88   Mon October 17, 2022       If you're a Republican running for Congress and complaining that the Biden economy is so bad that you and your wife couldn't afford to lose a month's worth of salary, make sure you actually earn a salary and aren't just pulling daddy trust fund cash source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 40   Sat October 15, 2022       56 dating red flags that should send you running. Come for the water, stay for the onions source: theguardian.com   |   share: 329   Fri October 14, 2022       Max Headroom is running for the Danish parliament source: vice.com   |   share: 31         Paul Ryan: "I think Trump's unelectability will be palpable by then... We all know that he is so much more likely to lose the White House than anybody else running for president on our side of the aisle." This is NOT a repeat from 2016 source: huffpost.com   |   share: 105   Wed October 12, 2022       Today, in our years-long series of unqualified Republican candidates, meet Kristina Karamo, running for Michigan Secretary of State source: mlive.com   |   share: 56         Gov Kemp's most notable achievement as governor was standing up to Trump when he tried to steal the election. So, it's kinda weird that his running mate this time around was one of Georgia's "false electors" source: politico.com   |   share: 44         Don't expect to hear from Nana and Pop Pop until the weekend. COZI TV is running a four day 'Murder, She Wrote' marathon to honor Angela Lansbury source: nbcbayarea.com   |   share: 26   Mon October 10, 2022       We've now reached peak Doom running on things source: escapistmagazine.com   |   share: 45         Bloody hand unable to stop Daniel Jones, nor a teenage Jessica Alba running around in torn lingerie source: nypost.com   |   share: 2   Fri October 07, 2022       Whatever happened to just asking if someone's refrigerator is running, or if "John" is in the house? source: npr.org   |   share: 34         The Rock has let us down, he's not running for president source: twitter.com   |   share: 101         The Merriam-Webster word of the day for October 7 is proffer, as in Many running around in animal costumes are amateurs, but occasionally you find a proffer source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 10         Mongo the horse returns home after 8 years of running with wild mustangs, watching where choo-choo goes source: nbcmontana.com   |   share: 15   Thu October 06, 2022       National Park Service FAT BEAR WEEK is here again. Farkers need to get online and vote for their favorite. Otis is a 4-time champ and in the running this year source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 8   Tue October 04, 2022       In another sign that the Overminds running the computer simulation we all believe is reality are getting lazy, the man pushing the FTC to let him run a retail crypto-derivative trading platform is named Sam BANKMAN-Freid source: politico.com   |   share: 7         Active mall shooter situation that sent patrons running in a jiffy turns out to be a malfunctioning popcorn machine source: nj.com   |   share: 53   Mon October 03, 2022 (Some Guy)       That's some impressive exchange you're running there, Coinbase source: coindesk.com   |   share: 19         When you're running out of arguments, it's easy to play the Nazi card source: twitter.com   |   share: 110   Sun October 02, 2022 (Some Travelin' Man)       Time to get the motor running and head out on the highway: this week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is taking a road trip and needs some good driving songs source: smoothradio.com   |   share: 413   Fri September 30, 2022       News: The world's oldest Webcam is still up and running. Fark: It wasn't installed by your creepy uncle source: sfgate.com   |   share: 41         The clock is running, naturally source: flowingdata.com   |   share: 8         Ken Paxton isn't just great at political stunts and running from process servers, he's also pretty good at getting child rapists back on the streets as well source: apnews.com   |   share: 24

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