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Sat April 01, 2023
		Storm Trumpers are plotting terrorist attacks to protest the indictment source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	99
		After raising $4,000,000 in just 24 hours from his MAGA rubes, Trump now says he's 'ready to fight' his indictment, pocket more money source: metro.co.uk \| share:	86
		Trump now hunkered down inside Mar-a-Lago, where all events are off as he huddles with legal team, stares at his statue of his former self source: nypost.com \| share:	144

Fri March 31, 2023
		Fox News finally realizes Trump going to jail is a good thing source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	71
		George Soros borrows one of Trump's favorite lines: "I don't know" Manhattan DA Alan Bragg source: thehill.com \| share:	46
		A list of ten best songs Joe Strummer sang for you. You know what they said? Some of it was true. Buh-bye source: singersroom.com \| share:	43
		Trump only has his own DOJ to blame source: mediaite.com \| share:	39
		Politico: Yes, Trump's indictment is the culmination of a witch hunt, and that's fine source: politico.com \| share:	75
		Nancy Pelosi gives Trump a penal pro-tip, says he has the right to a trial to 'prove his innocence' source: twitter.com \| share:	133
		The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, now joined by Mormons and Mexican drug lords, forced Trump out of office, claims Arizona election denier Liz Harris source: rawstory.com \| share:	31
		Trump will get around to being arrested when he feels like it source: politico.com \| share:	135
		Crowds gather near Mar-a-Lago in support of Trump after indictment announced. Hope they remember Gov. DeathSentence signed new law making obstruction of roads during protests felony offense. Naw, let them forget source: clickorlando.com \| share:	130
		WARNING: Put away your booze, it's time to stop celebrating Trump's indictment and work your hangover off. The legal system is about to be tested like never before by a man capable of unleashing extreme chaos source: motherjones.com \| share:	154
		"The indictments will help him" media narrative collapses. "Republicans hope Trump indictment doesn't doom down-ballot races" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	153
		34? Hey Trump, try not to get any more charges on your way to New York source: twitter.com \| share:	115

Thu March 30, 2023
		A Trump appointee is blasted as "remarkably childish". A Trump appointee with a lifetime appointment. Who is essentially the only judge in his district, which allows conservative nutjubs to steer cases to him that can affect the whole country source: msn.com \| share:	18
		Did Trump-loving Ronny Jackson pull a Don Jr on the house floor? Let's check the replay tape source: huffpost.com \| share:	59
		Trump: We will be greeted as luchadors source: rollingstone.com \| share:	260
		If you voted for Donald Trump twice and defended him countless times, but you've noticed only recently that he's a whiner who plays the victim card and doesn't act presidential, you're not too bright. I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it source: thehill.com \| share:	57
		LegalEagle: "Trump's Lawyers Keep Crime-Frauding" source: youtube.com \| share:	28

Wed March 29, 2023
		A palimpsest of Ptolemy's writing discovered in 1819 has now been revealed to be a complete description of his 'meteorscope'. With this book, a high-end metalworking shop could use these technical specifications to make the instrument source: newsweek.com \| share:	13
		According to some crazy fool named Murdoch, "Trump insisting on the election being stolen and convincing 25% of Americans was a huge disservice to the country. Pretty much a crime. Inevitable it blew up Jan 6th" source: mediaite.com \| share:	62
		The Republican Party is made up of one third who will vote for Trump no matter what and two thirds who are willing to vote for Trump according to White Aryan. Correction Whit Ayres source: thehill.com \| share:	51
		I stab with Trump, do you? source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	83
		"Cocaine News" with Donald Trump Jr source: youtube.com \| share:	34
		Data shows the majority of Fentanyl is brought over the border in cars by U.S. citizens, so I guess Trump was wrong again source: thehill.com \| share:	39
		In yet another win for public discourse, Twitter no longer shows who users are replying to, which essentially turns the forum into a $44 billion pad of sticky notes source: theverge.com \| share:	36

Tue March 28, 2023
		Virginia now the only state in the country where a person convicted of any felony is automatically barred from voting for life without any recourse other than seeking clemency from the governor. And we can guess who Trump-lite will deny and approve source: twitter.com \| share:	113
		Rookie K-pop girl group FIFTY FIFTY hits #100 on Billboard Hot 100, helped by song's popularity on TikTok and streaming services including English and instrumental versions source: billboard.com \| share:	15
		♬ ...Well, I was there and I researched the cause / Why eczema's on the rise / The airborne tox-ins causing rash on your skin / Are coming from cars that you drive ♬ thunderous drum break source: nbcnews.com \| share:	6
		Trump: I have tapes of the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago. They are terrible. Hannity: can I see them? Trump: No source: twitter.com \| share:	148

Mon March 27, 2023
		Last week the Manhattan District Court and the DA's offices received a series of emailed bomb threats designed to interfere with the grand jury considering indicting Trump. Shockingly, the FBI traced all the threats back to Russian email addresses source: msn.com \| share:	108
		So how small was Trump's crowd at Waco this weekend? This guy did the math source: twitter.com \| share:	178
		(Holds up photo of himself at Mar-a-Lago omelet bar) "Trumplomatic Immunity" source: dailykos.com \| share:	120
		"I like Ike." --Harry Truman source: politico.com \| share:	38

Sun March 26, 2023
		Crowd of NYC protestors gather at courthouse, chant for freedom for their embattled hero Donald Trump. Just kidding, they're there for filming of the 'Joker' source: abc7ny.com \| share:	9
		I'm beginning to have second thoughts about this Trump character source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	110
(Damian Peach)		It's not Webb. It's not Hubble. Damian Peach shows you don't need a billion dollar instrument to take a spiffy image of Jupiter source: damianpeach.com \| share:	48
		Well that's the way the cookie crumbles sometimes source: cnn.com \| share:	103
		List of best prog rock drummers written by someone who was owed money by Neil Peart source: yahoo.com \| share:	64

Sat March 25, 2023
		Everyone's favorite Judiciary Chairman responds to Alvin Bragg, and it's as tantrumy as you'd expect source: twitter.com \| share:	138
		New York Post and the Murdoch family turns on Trump source: mediaite.com \| share:	77
		Will Trump's expected indictment make his 2024 presidential campaign HAPPEN, or not? Let's ask some armchair political strategists and pollsters source: vox.com \| share:	71

Fri March 24, 2023
		Score one for the 'it's gonna HAPPEN' crowd: Judge rejects Trump exec-privilege claims, orders aides deposed in special counsel probe source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	124
		Trump-appointed judges are having a war among themselves over whether and how hard to crash the economy source: slate.com \| share:	56
		Trump warns of typical response from his base source: rawstory.com \| share:	112
		Judge orders jury to be anonymous in Trump's rape trial because Trump and Trumpers will threaten them source: politico.com \| share:	55

Thu March 23, 2023
		DeSantis criticizes 'daily drama' of Trump's leadership style, instead focuses on being quietly evil source: aol.com \| share:	48
		Breaking: #Desantis2024 trending on Twice Impeached President Trump's TruthSocial site as the tiny-handed shroomwang who wears lifts and a girdle +++no carrier truthsocial not found source: vice.com \| share:	26
		So how much was Trump's panicked tweets about getting arrested worth? $1.5M from idiots, apparently source: aol.com \| share:	91
		Protips for politicians on how to pay off a poRn star so you don't look like Trump the idiot source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	37
		What did Trump rename the Presidential plane to? Hair Force One. It's your Bad Trump Jokes day source: irishpost.com \| share:	6
		Headline: Trump is about to be a loser. Huh? What is this "about to be" source: rollingstone.com \| share:	53
		Why Trump is going to walk source: yahoo.com \| share:	139
		Secret Service: Sure you'd like to, but no, you're not handcuffing Trump source: newsweek.com \| share:	208
		NYC's weirdest new club is just outside Manhattan Criminal Court where Patchouli-scented liberals, fur-clad performance artists and a small army of TV reporters have gathered ahead of former President Donald Trump's coming indictment. Most are bored source: gothamist.com \| share:	43
		Michigan man tries and fails to avoid prison for Jan. 6 crimes because Donald Trump told him it was all legal. "Mr. Puma genuinely feels tricked by the former president who he trusted would not steer him down an illegal path" source: freep.com \| share:	106

Wed March 22, 2023
		Appeals Court rules that Trump attorney Corcoran must testify Friday about his notes about the lyin' and the crimin' source: cnn.com \| share:	83
		The rumors were true. Oh my god the rumors were true. Valve confirms release of long awaited sequel source: engadget.com \| share:	16
		Everything Trump touches dies. Today: The Koch brothers' political machine source: semafor.com \| share:	70
		CNN Forum presents: two women, strangers until their flight was cancelled, shared a hotel room. You'll never believe what happened next source: cnn.com \| share:	97
		Trump Lawyer now: Stormy Daniels payments aren't a crime. Trump Lawyer in 2018: Of course it's a crime source: independent.co.uk \| share:	58
		Game over, people. Donald Trump say criminal charges against him 'CAN'T BE BROUGHT'. Yes, in all caps source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	279
		Inflation is now over 10% in the UK. That's the point where people in an industrialized economy begin to crack open their neighbor's head and feast upon the tea and crumpets inside source: cnbc.com \| share:	19
		Old and busted: Tucker Carlson hates Trump. New hotness: Tucker Carlson hates the fact that people know that he hates Trump source: thehill.com \| share:	44
		Turns out the City of New York stepped up security in response to Trump issuing threats, not because they know an indictment is coming source: twitter.com \| share:	78

Tue March 21, 2023
		Kevin McCarthy asked what he thinks about Trump falsifying business records. His answer: Remember when Hillary Clinton...? source: twitter.com \| share:	107
		Pro-Trump protest organizer claims the low turnout was 'by design'. Tells his wife the same thing about his ED probably source: politico.com \| share:	77
		Maddow lays it all out. Yes, it's unprecedented to indict Trump, but if anyone deserves it, it's Trump source: twitter.com \| share:	95
		Over there, over there. Send the word, send the word over there. That the Tanks are coming, the Tanks are coming. The drums rum tumming everywhere source: rferl.org \| share:	78
		Rand Paul demands the Manhattan DA be put in jail for investigating Donald Trump. Someone light up the Rand Paul's Neighbor signal source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	86
		"There's no proof that Trump slept with Stormy. There's no baby" source: twitter.com \| share:	170
		$20 says Trump beats Biden in 2024, also whatever you want in the Charleston International Airport men's room source: politico.com \| share:	94
		In case you're having trouble keeping up, here is a list of all of Trump's crimes, presented by someone who knows source: twitter.com \| share:	110
		The protest outside of Trump Tower is a liberal false flag source: twitter.com \| share:	156
		Right-Wing radio host thinks that if Trump gets arrested, it would be bad news. For OBAMA source: mediaite.com \| share:	77
		Tucker Carlson, who hates Trump with a passion, defends Trump by claiming that making hush money payments is a normal thing that everyone does source: twitter.com \| share:	77

Mon March 20, 2023
		Trump hs given up trying to "work the refs" and is now resorting to trying to butter up the cops, believing if he flatters the NYPD enough, they'll refuse to arrest him. spoiler alert They won't be the ones taking him into custody source: msn.com \| share:	66
		The indictment in the Stormy daniels hush money probe may be Trump's first criminal indictment, but it certainly won't be his last, as there are SIX total criminal investigations currently underway against him source: msn.com \| share:	69
		Trump advisor to DeSantis: Your sorry-ass opponent is about to be arrested. Don't you have anything to say? source: thehill.com \| share:	62
		Newsmax guest says this indictment thing will all blow over because Trump just won't show up. Oh, yes, please proceed with that strategy source: twitter.com \| share:	103
		Today's Slatesplanation: Why, in the end, it wasn't Trump's attempted coup, his constant bribe-taking from foreign powers, his allegiance to Putin, or his support for Nazis that will result in his indictment, but rather his raw-dogging of a porn star source: slate.com \| share:	84
		Chris Rock as the Kennedy Center honors Adam Sandler: "Are you guys really going to arrest Trump? Do you know this is only going to make him more popular. It's like arresting Tupac. He's just gonna sell more records. Are you stupid?" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	190
		Even Chris Christie thinks that Donald Trump might have gone a bridge too far source: thehill.com \| share:	51

Sun March 19, 2023
		Rep. Stefanik: "Radical leftists are targeting Trump because they know they can't beat him at the ballot box." quizzical dog look source: twitter.com \| share:	180

Sat March 18, 2023
		Hey, remember that rumor that the GOP worked secretly to prolong the Iranian hostage crisis in 1980 to hurt Carter's reelection? Well, funny story source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	275
		"House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) is directing the GOP heads to run interference for Donald Trump. He took that action following Trump's social media rant to fans: "PROTEST, TAKE OUR NATION BACK." Impeach McCarthy source: rawstory.com \| share:	134
		Trump will be arrested soon, says increasingly nervous man source: politico.com \| share:	513

Fri March 17, 2023
(Some Guy)		Lord tunderin, they's changed the recipe for Screech source: saltwire.com \| share:	6
		Trump's client attorney privileges revoked and lowered to simply criming together as attorney Evan Corcoran will be forced to testify on matters he previously claimed privileged source: cnn.com \| share:	66
		It's not just classified documents that went missing after Trump left office source: cnn.com \| share:	105
		How a boot-licking Trump lawyer is 'fishing' the New York AG probe for info on other probes to save her boss from future probes source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	34
		NYC security preps underway for possible Trump indictment as early as next week, sources say source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	215
		Not that anything will happen, but Trump's attorney in the Stormy Daniels case seems to have a big ethical issue source: twitter.com \| share:	78
		Cultists choose governor over Trump source: rawstory.com \| share:	48

Thu March 16, 2023
		Trump rages on truth social about the fact that the Manhattan DA spent yesterday talking to a "sleazebag disbarred lawyer" who went to jail for perjury. Wow, who would have ever employed such a dishonest man? Oh. Right source: msn.com \| share:	38
		Feds want Trump's servers source: cnn.com \| share:	79
		Trump: "Russia isn't the enemy -- America is." Republicans, probably: "MASTERFUL TAKE, SIR" source: twitter.com \| share:	185
		Jets confirm Aaron Rodgers rumors source: twitter.com \| share:	16
		You gotta be a real jerk to beat up a one armed drummer. Dr. Kimble unavailable for comment source: msn.com \| share:	57
		Cocaine production at highest level in history. As you could easily tell by Donald Trump Jr's podcasts source: cnbc.com \| share:	20
		"The Biden administration has been obsessing on woke causes while banks teeter toward insolvency." Wonder how much time this article spends talking about Republicans and Trump repealing banking regulations? source: foxnews.com \| share:	228
		If Trump actually does get indicted, it's going to be a very long and very bumpy ride. As opposed to the smooth, eventless journey it's been so far source: msnbc.com \| share:	153
		A 3rd recorded call has hiat the Trump Fulton County Find Votes tower. It was perfect source: cnn.com \| share:	69
		Before Dickbutt, there was Dickarborum, the dick-tree worshippers source: publicdomainreview.org \| share:	6

Wed March 15, 2023
		Trump on Desantis "If he's not running, I'll say he was fine on ethanol, don't worry about it." But if he is running Trump wants Iowa to know he has fought against ethanol. DaFuq, did someone try and explain Schrodinger's cat to TFG source: thehill.com \| share:	80
		If you happen to find ten drums containing 2.5 tons of uranium that used to be in Libya, please call the International Atomic Energy Agency right away. They're somewhat concerned source: reuters.com \| share:	75
		Signature Bank had Ivanka Trump on it's board of directors from 2011 to 2013 source: thehill.com \| share:	33
		Eric Trump: Daddy, make mean old Stephen Colbert stop making fun of me source: huffpost.com \| share:	46

Tue March 14, 2023
		Trump's new song crushing it on technology that died in 2010 source: forbes.com \| share:	67
		Stephanie Grisham, who served as communications director and as press secretary under Donald Trump, apologizes for "cozy" and "unethical" relationship with Fox News, promises that things will be different when Trump wins in 2024, 2028, and 2032 source: mediaite.com \| share:	32
		Tim O'Brien, one of the Trump biographers, describes Trump as, "like George Santos on steroids," which is weird, because Santos gets his strength from exposure to Earth's yellow sun, so why would he need to take steroids? source: rawstory.com \| share:	62
		Trump: Ron reminds me a lot of Mitt Romney. Someone who is smarter than me, who has more talent, someone with natural hair source: mediaite.com \| share:	46

Mon March 13, 2023
		For some reason, House GOP isn't interested in finding out whether Trump profited from the White House, even though they have all the info to either prove or disprove it source: nbcnews.com \| share:	52
		To the left Elizabeth Warren, who blames Trump for failure of Signature Bank vs. Barney Frank who blames Crypto. To the right, Farkers who hate Trump & Crypto vs. Farkers who love Trump & Crypto. Orville Redenbacher futures skyrocket source: politico.com \| share:	173
		Big business yawned when Trump put "populist" policies like tariffs in place that affected their businesses because they knew he didn't mean it, and a call got them an exemption. Now that Biden can keep them just by doing nothing, they're scared source: politico.com \| share:	40
		Dingle Pies and 30 others source: foodandwine.com \| share:	11
		Trumper judge schedules hearing to ban abortion pills but keeps the time secret so he doesn't have to rub elbows with people he's going to oppress source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	80
		We're at the stage where something is happening in 2 weeks as Trump declines to meet with Grand Jury source: yahoo.com \| share:	131

Sun March 12, 2023
		Trump knows his only chance to beat Biden is if the economy collapses. So, in responsible fashion, an ex-President of the United States is actively trying to cause a bank run source: mediaite.com \| share:	268
		Class, thy name is Trump source: newsweek.com \| share:	64

Sat March 11, 2023
		Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' memoir outsells Trump, Obama, Clinton books in first week. This could actually mean something source: yahoo.com \| share:	163
		You'll find this hard to believe, but shifty Donald Trump has been caught trying to play judges for delays at his trials source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	61
		The lone survivor of the Bowling Green Massacre thinks that Trump should stop talking about alternative facts source: mediaite.com \| share:	40

Thu March 09, 2023
		Before the 2020 election a Dem-aligned think-tank produced a report warning that if Trump lost there would not be a peaceful transfer of power, but militia and hate group-fueled violence instead. Difficulty: NOT the Romero Institute source: politico.com \| share:	41
		It's about to HAPPEN: Manhattan DA signals criminal charges likely for Trump source: theguardian.com \| share:	252
		After an offseason of waffling over retirement, disgruntled Green Bay QB rumored to be heading to the New York Jets, followed by an unsuccessful stint in Minnesota, retirement, Wrangler Jeans commercials, and defrauding the State of Mississippi source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	22
		Fox News reveals the National Archives took nine boxes of material from President Biden's Boston office. This must mean that Trump is not guilty of everything source: foxnews.com \| share:	84
		State-run media or Media-run state? New Murdoch email: "Both Trump and McConnell are appealing for help to beat unelectable former mine owner who served time. Anything during day helpful, but Sean and Laura dumping on him hard might save the day" source: apnews.com \| share:	55

Wed March 08, 2023
		Trump wants to hit alt-control-delete on DOJ charges if re-elected. Thank God that won't work on state charges source: rawstory.com \| share:	104

Tue March 07, 2023
		Tiffany's chance to secure favorite-Trump-daughter status is now source: rawstory.com \| share:	69
		"That means that, either the Trump Organization has fallen on hard times, found a bank willing to do business without responsible paperwork, or isn't telling the truth. " Or, yanno, all three seems pretty likely too source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	54
		Your honor, our client, the Trump Organization, has allegedly broken so many laws and done so, so brazenly that we can't possibly be expected to review all of the evidence before the March 21st trial date source: businessinsider.com \| share:	29
		Top French philosopher deems family and romance tired, empty instruments of tyranny, says people ought to value friendships more, recommends government institute ministries of friendship to support making close friends source: theguardian.com \| share:	7
		"Donald Trump ethics lawyer". Nuff said source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	25

Mon March 06, 2023
		Chris Christie takes note of Trump's significant shrinkage, says CPAC was short-changed like a frightened turtle source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	34
		Pro-Trump bots "using online manipulation techniques pioneered by the Kremlin"? No way source: apnews.com \| share:	67
		Trump: After Wuhan lab leak, China owes us reparations, holds pinky to lips ...like $50 trillions or something source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	144
		According to legal scholars, new DOJ memo may set up two potential indictments of Trump for inciting the insurrection. So something may potentially HAPPEN source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	185
		Are you prepared to literally laugh your ass off? Kari Lake says that she can't be Trump's VP, because she's too busy with her current position as governor of Arizona source: mediaite.com \| share:	76

Sun March 05, 2023
		While subby struggles to brush crumbs from the keyboard, this man is cycling hundreds of miles to raise funds and promote legislation for spinal cord injury research and is building his own house - in spite of being paralyzed from the waist down source: flatheadbeacon.com \| share:	15
		Tijuana Brass trumpet legend Herb Alpert is always moving forward because backing up at his age would take too long source: vicnews.com \| share:	22

Sat March 04, 2023
		While most potential GOP candidates are vaguely hoping Trump goes to jail, Trump is aggressively locking up the nomination where it matters: state parties and their local operators source: cookpolitical.com \| share:	137

Fri March 03, 2023
		NPR explores why it's so doggone hard to clean up toxic waste from the East Palestine train derailment. Because the railroad doesn't want to spend money, the politicians are scared to make them, and the people are Trump-humping morons? source: npr.org \| share:	67
		Storm Trumpers want DeSantis source: politico.com \| share:	70
		Trump has a five part plan to attack DeSantis but he'll lose count source: axios.com \| share:	87
		"Whistleblowers" testifying for Gym Jordan about "weaponization of government" are 3 former FBI agents paid by a pal of Donald Trump. It's the oddest thing source: rawstory.com \| share:	49
		Andrew Olson, a close long-time friend of Trump spokesman John Barron, is the latest name to be treasurer for George Santos. He's from outside the local political establishment, which is why no one's ever seen him, talked to him or heard of him source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	39
		Donald Trump releases campaign video demanding 'restitution' over Joe Biden's 'communist and Marxist' policies source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	110

Thu March 02, 2023
		The reason it took so long to raid Mar-a-Lago was because FBI agents were "afraid" to, with some arguing for dropping the case altogether instead and two senior officials saying they should ask Trump's permission before raiding him source: msn.com \| share:	127
		You'll be no doubt shocked to learn that the man responsible for putting forward nearly every one of the judges Trump appointed is a grifter with EXTREMELY murky personal and organization finances that obscure where all the money is coming from source: politico.com \| share:	56
		TrumpWorld is in meltdown mode: Murdoch's soft-banning Trump from Fox News can not be happening source: semafor.com \| share:	132
		WIth DeSantis staying away and many of the GOP's "usual suspects" staying away, Trump will have the the CPAC convention stage pretty much all to himself this week. So it will either be a Triumph of the Will or a Plant of the Face, there is no middle source: politico.com \| share:	84
		GQP keep forgetting that Trump was president in 2020. But to be fair, he wasn't suppose to be source: msnbc.com \| share:	100
		Photoshop this musical instrument source: thump-images.vice.com \| share:	41

Wed March 01, 2023
		It's a mystery why Riddle is missing from the WWE roster wrapped in an enigma bundled into a conundrum source: sportskeeda.com \| share:	10
		Newly discovered texts reveal UK's health minister during the COVID pandemic would have felt right at home in the Trump administration source: metro.co.uk \| share:	19
		What is the absolute WORST gift to give parents of toddlers to ever so subtly let them know you hate their effing guts? Large tubs of acrylic paint? Drum kit? Vuvuzela? source: fark.com \| share:	83
		The DeSantis/Trump war escalates - Trump supporters are told to leave a DeSantis book signing source: twitter.com \| share:	139

Tue February 28, 2023
		"Yeah, lemme get a creamsicle, a caramel drumstick, two Choco Tacos, and a couple ounces of crystal meth, please" source: audacy.com \| share:	53
		Thanks to Donald Trump, 100 illegal immigrants will each be paid $5,700 source: msn.com \| share:	44
		VERY CONCERNED Journalists: OMG the Foreperson of the Special Grand Jury in GA speaking publicly has RUINED EVERYTHING and Trump will get off Scott-free now. Actual Judge in the case: Naw, fam, it's cool, Jurors are totally allowed to do this source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	57

Mon February 27, 2023
		National Today: It's National Kahlua Day - Fark: ...and every day can be National Kahlua Day source: nationaltoday.com \| share:	14
		National Today: It's National Kahlua Day - Fark: ...and every day can be National Kahlua Day source: nationaltoday.com \| share:	14
		Who is the defrocked priest and former chair of Catholics for Trump who's currently being accused of sexual misconduct? You guessed it: Frank Pavone source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	29
		Trump tried to cancel Jimmy Kimmel source: rollingstone.com \| share:	59

Sun February 26, 2023
		DeSantis' new book hailed as masterpiece by Trump, deemed unreadable by everyone else source: theguardian.com \| share:	86
		All those rumors about Manny going to the Mets were Mach Ado about nothing, as he signs 11-year contract extension source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	10
		The latest outrage on the right spins wheel ChatGPT praises Biden but refuses to praise Trump or Elon Musk who has accused the AI of "woke bias" source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	120
		Sunday Premier League has Tottenham hosting Chelsea in a highlight London Derby. Spurs can tighten their hold in the top 4 while Chelsea are stuck in mid-table doldrums. On USA at 8:30 am ET source: scores.nbcsports.com \| share:	85
		The clock in the middle of Grand Central Terminal is rumored to be worth 20 thousand grand source: famadillo.com \| share:	19

Sat February 25, 2023
		Will Woody channel Biden again? Will the one year anniversary of World War III be marked? Will Trump's tone-deaf water bottle sales be sent up? It's a double five-timers event as Woody Harrelson hosts and Jack White sings. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC source: deadline.com \| share:	177
		Pence trash talks Trump source: mediaite.com \| share:	76

Fri February 24, 2023
		Biden must again clean up Trump's mess source: thehill.com \| share:	89
		FBI thinks Trump is playing 'Shell Games' with classified documents. George R. R. Martin and Thomas Tudbury unavailable for comment source: mediaite.com \| share:	69
		Trump is still all-in on grabbin' em by the pussy source: twitter.com \| share:	157
		Obvious: America's Trumpiest Judge, Matthew Kacsmaryk in the US District Court for the Northern District of Texas,may soon issue an injunction reversing the FDA's approval of Ru-486and other abortion drugs. Fark: based on a 150-year old anti-porn law source: nature.com \| share:	97
		Secretary Pete asks for Trump's permission to increase regulations on the railroads source: thehill.com \| share:	124

Thu February 23, 2023
		Parnas' Version: How Trump and Co. tried to sabotage Ukraine source: kyivpost.com \| share:	37
		Good news student heathens, the Biden DoE is going to end some of Trump's 1st Amendment protections for campus religious clubs source: blog.ed.gov \| share:	29
		Trumpie's favorite show "Fox & Friends" says the Trump administration dismantled train regulations after being lobbied by Norfolk Southern. How long until his meltdown and how much ketchup is all over the walls of Mar-a-Lago right now? source: msn.com \| share:	78
		Fact checking Trump's remarks in East Palestine. TL/DR It's lies all the way down, no turtles source: pennlive.com \| share:	61
		Charlie Kirk: If the Georgia jury forewoman ISN'T a witch who's trying to put a spell on Trump, then why does my face keep shrinking? source: msn.com \| share:	112
		'World's greatest poRn star' with $1m penis shares sex scene that made him feel like a 'two pump trump' amateur. Subby thinks comparing himself to a deflated loser of a president is a little harsh (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	25
		Not to be outdumbed by MTG, Laura Ingraham calls for maintaining a national bad marriage, for an equally dumb reason: "Why would we want to embrace the states that gave us Carter and Clinton, but give up on the states that gave us Reagan and Trump?" source: mediaite.com \| share:	86
		More 4D checkers from Trumpy. His "PR" stunt in Ohio come back to bite him in the ass source: theguardian.com \| share:	97

Wed February 22, 2023
		The Biden Administration is using the Trump Ohio train derailment site visit to highlight all the train safety regulations Trump ended like high-speed brakes, regular track safety inspections, and requiring more than one crew member on a train source: politico.com \| share:	111
		Baseball Hall of Famer George Santos apparently stiffed the Trump campaign source: politico.com \| share:	35
		Republican primary voters in Wisconsin shoot themselves in the foot by rejecting a popular Supreme Court candidate with name recognition most judicial candidates would kill for, instead picking a nut job who worked on Trump's fake elector scheme source: nbcnews.com \| share:	40

Tue February 21, 2023
		Why are we keeping non violent drug offenders with stage 4 cancer in prison? NPR wants you to know it's because the Democrats wouldn't confirm Trump's judges source: npr.org \| share:	34
		Astonishingly, the guy who tantrum-bought an entire social media platform was also known to rage like a toddler if he wasn't mentioned in articles about another company he bought source: businessinsider.com \| share:	22
		It 'may' be HAPPENING: Georgia grand jury recommends indictments for "multiple" people in Trump probe source: cnbc.com \| share:	217
		His followers say he's not a Russian asset, but Donald Trump's own words contradict them source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	39
		Tucker: People used to say Trump was stupid, but he was actually a genius who bedazzled the world with how much Putin dick he could deep throat publicly. I am not a clever man source: twitter.com \| share:	86
		Bears have a QB conundrum. This is a repeat source: foxsports.com.au \| share:	53
		Donald Trump wants to spank your kids source: twitter.com \| share:	184

Mon February 20, 2023
		The 61-year-long search for artificial hearts. Clubs are trump source: bbc.com \| share:	9
		Can the Republican establishment finally stop Trump from taking the presidency again? If the 2016 election is any indicator, the answer is no source: vox.com \| share:	87

Sun February 19, 2023
		Trump attorney needs own attorney source: alternet.org \| share:	71
		Biden heads to Europe to reclaim what Trump lost source: politico.com \| share:	57
		MAGA goes online Nov. 8th, 2016. The GOP begins to degenerate at a geometric rate. In a panic, Trump tries to pull the plug. Election denier Kristina Karamo becomes Michigan party chair Feb. 18, 2023 source: freep.com \| share:	68

Sat February 18, 2023
		GOP operative to get 18 months for laundering money from Russia and giving it to Trump in 2016 source: cnn.com \| share:	74
		Conservatives are already grumbling about how 'woke' they expect an updated Barney the dinosaur will be, as opposed to the boorish, womanizing, racist Barney they knew much earlier in life source: comicsands.com \| share:	95
		Trump headed to Ohio with industrial strength rolls of paper towels source: fox8.com \| share:	126

Fri February 17, 2023
		Trump administration let three spy balloons gather intel on the US and said nothing source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	81
		Trump lawyers want to ban Access Hollywood tape from trial. Say it's not his type source: businessinsider.com \| share:	59
		Christian 'prophet' (in 2020): God told me Donald Trump will win the election. Christian 'prophet' (now): God told me DeSantis will win the election in 2024 source: rollingstone.com \| share:	52
		Proud Boys will call Donald Trump as a witness. Surely he will save them source: politico.com \| share:	85

Thu February 16, 2023
		Trump declares "Total Exoneration" over the release of a portion of the Georgia Grand Jury report - I'm sure this will age well source: twitter.com \| share:	125
		Washington DC... err sorry, Wabasha, Minnesota is celebrating Grumpy Old Men source: youtube.com \| share:	9
		Romney mitten slaps Trump, says he won't support him if he wins GOP nomination source: nbcnews.com \| share:	103
		When asked who should lead the party, 22% of Republican respondents said Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. 20% of GOP respondents said Trump should lead the party. "Other response" and "No answer" came in with 21% and 34% - respectively source: mediaite.com \| share:	81
		A spy balloon over San Diego during the Trump administration? The government isn't confirming the rumors, but one thing is for sure: if it did happen, it wasn't to learn second half football skills source: sandiegouniontribune.com \| share:	34

Wed February 15, 2023
		The GOP can't ignore the blockbuster report on Trump, Kushner and Saudi funds. Narrator: Yes they can source: cnn.com \| share:	76
		Imprisoned in a space dumpster by the sage named Zordon, Rita Repulsa was cast into space where she would float for ten thousand years before falling back to earth and dating Donald Trump Jr. in 2018 source: msn.com \| share:	66
		To the left, ChatGPT's AI-created list of the greatest albums of all time. To the right, your thoughts. Subby is hearing rumours that at least one obvious entry is missing source: twitter.com \| share:	86
		If elected in 2024, Trump will show us all how to make a killing source: rollingstone.com \| share:	99

Tue February 14, 2023
		A reminder that Trump did a lot of stupid stuff while in office that the GOP is blaming Biden for. For instance, train wrecks source: yahoo.com \| share:	70
		Rescue dog rescued, found that little barrel of rum really handy source: upi.com \| share:	1
		Yea, about that "trees talk" study... Seems it's mostly far fetched. At best trees harrumph at each other source: theprint.in \| share:	17
		The real reason Trump is serving up 'Meatball Ron' with a side of crazy pasta source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	127
		Special Prosecutor gives 2 of Trump's lawyers the "option of being co-defendants or cooperating witnesses" source: salon.com \| share:	76
		Not to be Trumped by the pyrotechnics over in Ohio, Beaver County, Pennsylvania is experiencing an "elevated flare" at the Shell cracker plant. (Video is from the plant, not the 1968 John Wayne movie "Hellfighters") source: wtae.com \| share:	25

Sun February 12, 2023
		Trump loses 2020 presidential election. Again source: yahoo.com \| share:	71

Sat February 11, 2023
		Confused about the Trump/Biden/Pence secret doc scandals? Here's a handy spreadsheet source: emptywheel.net \| share:	30
		"I don't think it is fair to call Donald Trump a damaged candidate," said a top GOP fundraiser. "He is a metastasizing cancer who if he is not stopped is going to destroy the party. Donald Trump is a loser' source: politico.com \| share:	104

Fri February 10, 2023
		President Biden's 2024 reelection campaign could center on something brighter than stupid Trump source: vox.com \| share:	64
		Testifying in Trump's defense at his rape and defamation trial ... Anderson Cooper? source: mediaite.com \| share:	17
		Former House impeachment counsel and now Congressman Dan Goldman grilling former Trump impeachment defense counsel Jonathan Turley about his relevant experience as a witness on weaponization of the DOJ is chef's kiss source: twitter.com \| share:	58
		Jim Jordan's House Committee is a subsidiary of the Trump 2024 campaign source: twitter.com \| share:	87

Thu February 09, 2023
		Rematch time, will Hydra flip the script and defeat Tantrum? Can Banshee scream a song of the Valkyrie? Find out at 8pm ET On Discovery source: twitter.com \| share:	81
		Hunter Biden's attorney responds to a subpoena issued by the House Oversight committee by telling them to go fark themselves using the exact same argument Trump used, and all the GOP committee members supported, when he defied his subpoena source: msn.com \| share:	102
		Now that the DC Trump Hotel is no longer the Trump Hotel, Jose Andres finally opens his restaurant there source: npr.org \| share:	16
		You know, I don't much care for this DeSantis fella, but attacking Trump while standing between two small towers of diapers? That's got some style to it source: slate.com \| share:	85
		50 years ago today, Max Yasgur passed away. Without him, music would probably be very different than it is today even though he didn't play an instrument source: iheartradio.ca \| share:	49
		Well, GQP finally got their Hunter/Twitter hearing which consisted of sworn testimony that the FBI didn't ask Twitter to suppressed the Hunter story but gave several example of the Trump administration asking Twitter to suppress anti-Trump Tweets source: msnbc.com \| share:	204
		Biden's SOTU was so bad that he might as well resign the office and invite Trump to finish out his term. According to the political experts at CNBC source: cnbc.com \| share:	87
		The Republicans THOUGHT their hearing was about how biased Twitter is against conservatives and its role in suppressing the story about Hunter Biden's laptop. It ended up being about how Twitter bent over backwards to accommodate Trump source: today.com \| share:	144

Wed February 08, 2023
		Guys, this time Stormy Daniels is gonna totally go down on Trump. Er, sorry, take down. Take down Trump, not go down on Trump. But seriously, it's totally gonna happen source: slate.com \| share:	68
		Trump of the South now retired in Florida, bragging about his activities on TikTok and living the American dream. Probably golfing with Trump of the North source: motherjones.com \| share:	36

Tue February 07, 2023
		Trump goes after the pedo in Florida. No, not that one. The other one source: mediaite.com \| share:	131
		Egg prices predicted to soon drop from an arm and a leg to a wing and a drumstick source: thetakeout.com \| share:	30
		Biden ordered defensive improvements that helped detect the Chinese balloon and also determined that Trump's administration had missed them entirely. Isn't it nice having adults in charge again? source: apnews.com \| share:	89

Mon February 06, 2023
		Dead Kennedys dead drummer snubbed by Grammys source: loudwire.com \| share:	24

Sun February 05, 2023
		Trump 2016 campaign has settled with staffer who sued them over the NDA she had to sign, paying $450,000. More importantly, the settlement negates the NDAs 422 other staffers had to sign, meaning they are now free to speak out about what they saw source: rollingstone.com \| share:	96
		DOD confirms that Chinese balloons "transited the continental United States at least three times" during Trump's administration source: defense.gov \| share:	160

Sat February 04, 2023
		Trump: parents should have more say in schools. Like electing Principals or something source: mediaite.com \| share:	65

Fri February 03, 2023
		Polls: Trump is WAY ahead of his nearest rivals in 2024 presidential primary polls. Also Polls: Trump is WAY behind of his nearest rivals in 2024 presidential primary polls source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	69
		In 2020 Trump ditched the dog whistle for a bullhorn, for 2024 he's ditching the bullhorn for a flame thrower source: apnews.com \| share:	44
		Despite the headlines, Republicans are tiptoeing around Trump or running campaigns that exist in a fantasyland where Dubya had a successful 2nd term source: morningshots.thebulwark.com \| share:	50
		Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, whose U.S. visa expired on Tuesday, is applying for a six-month visa to be able to stay in Florida. Probably to huddle with Trump and plan his next move source: npr.org \| share:	37
		20,000 courses under the sea source: gizmodo.com \| share:	13

Thu February 02, 2023
		"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it" has entered 'deserve it' phase source: thehill.com \| share:	77
		Vodak butter. (NSFW Language) source: lifehacker.com \| share:	22
		OK, hear me out on this one. What if the problem isn't actually voter fraud, but Donald Trump? source: msnbc.com \| share:	67
		Trump (not that one) reflects on the media response to Tyre Nichols source: twitter.com \| share:	266
		Bonesaw Golf Tour coming to Trump National Golf Course, located in Virginia on the shores of what many fine people on both sides called the 'River of Blood' source: insidenova.com \| share:	31

Wed February 01, 2023
		Seasoned political observers say that Trump might have had a chance in 2020 if his campaign had had more fiscal discipline and not burned through their huge war chest so early so this time if they can just- nope it's already too late for that source: politico.com \| share:	121
		Buried lede: "A legal document that read like a joke, with Trump attorney Alina Habba going as far as claiming there is formally no such thing as the 'Trump Organization' " source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	103

Tue January 31, 2023
		Stumped Aussie wombat stranded in middle of lake rescued by those intent on letting its 'skull-crushing' rump fight on. It's the Australian way source: 9news.com.au \| share:	4
		Kimmel: "Seeing Trump return to the campaign trail is just sad. Like when Jordan went to play for the Wizards." A Grand Wizard, if you will source: mediaite.com \| share:	66
		Trump received less money for his 2024 presidential campaign after he announced his intention to run than he received before announcing it source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	65
		Just how much of a drooling moron do you have to be at this point to be "disappointed" by the fact that a Donald Trump "campaign speech" is nothing more than a jumbled word salad of hatred, insanity, and grievance? Oh, hello Governor Sununu source: ca.finance.yahoo.com \| share:	55

Mon January 30, 2023
		Tonight on RAW: It's the fallout from the Royal Rumble. Will Cody take the obvious pick of facing Roman at WM? Who will Rhea challenge for a Women's title? Does Uncle Howdy visit Alexa? Sami & Jey for tag champs? More Kana? Find out at 8 PM ET on USA source: cagesideseats.com \| share:	428
		Long-time Amtrak rider finally raises the money they need to fix that crumbling 150-year-old tunnel in Baltimore source: apnews.com \| share:	60
		Lindsey Graham says the GOP can't have 'Trump policies' without Trump, much in the same way that you can't have a prolapsed rectum without a rectum source: aol.com \| share:	58
		Trump: "Putin is more trustworthy than US intelligence agents." This is not a repeat source: mediaite.com \| share:	124
		JIm Jordan: There is a DOUBLE STANDARD between how Biden and Trump are being treated over their classified documents. Chuck Todd: is that because Biden turned them over voluntarily and Trump ignored polite requests, demand letters AND Subpoenas? source: msn.com \| share:	101
		He just wanted to bang on his drum all game source: cleveland19.com \| share:	15
		TFG's attorney, in her continuing bid to be wife #4, says Trump is actually winning all these lawsuits that we see him losing source: twitter.com \| share:	129

Sun January 29, 2023
		AZ GOP Chair candidate: I wish to unify the AZ GOP. AZ GOP Chair-elect: One Party, Under Trump, Indivisible, With MAGA For All source: msn.com \| share:	53
		Get out your hanky before clicking two videos of a man who saved hundreds of kids from the farking Nazis. Hero trumps Sappy source: twitter.com \| share:	27

Sat January 28, 2023
		The Road to WrestleMania starts tonight at the Royal Rumble. Can K.O. dethrone Roman? Will Alexa beat Bianca? Who will win the Men's & Women's rumble matches? Any returning legends? Unexpected debuts? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on Peacock source: wwe.com \| share:	1642

Fri January 27, 2023
		Former Vice President Mike Pence once again proves he's not like Trump concerning his stash of classified documents: "Mistakes were made ... I take full responsibility" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	50
		Tonight on FFF: It's the night before the Royal Rumble. K.O. faces Solo. Has the clock run out for Rey vs Kross? Who will win the tag team semis? Then on Rampage: Wheeler vs Hangman, Hayter vs Sakura. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX then 10 PM on TNT source: wwe.com \| share:	153
		Scientists discover grumpy cat's ancestors on Mount Everest: "It is phenomenal to discover proof of this rare and remarkable species at the top of the world" source: cnet.com \| share:	12
		Bill Barr once traveled to Italy to get the Italian government to help discredit the Trump/Russia investigation. They responded by giving him evidence of Trump crimes source: ca.finance.yahoo.com \| share:	73

Thu January 26, 2023
		Want to see a pianist stick his instrument into a vacuum cleaner? Of course you do source: youtube.com \| share:	14
		168 members of the RNC. Guess how many have endorsed Trump. Go on, guess source: axios.com \| share:	84

Wed January 25, 2023
		Tool Drummer Danny Carey gets off on charges of being a Tool source: msn.com \| share:	21

Tue January 24, 2023
		Trump drops a second lawsuit against Letitia James to save another $1 million in fines. What a cheapskate source: cnbc.com \| share:	48
		Will Judge McBurney publicly release a Georgia special grand jury report that could recommend whether to charge Donald Trump with 2020 election-related crimes? Watch live here source: youtube.com \| share:	156

Mon January 23, 2023
		Ronna McDaniel becomes the latest Republican to learn the lesson the hard way that Trump's vaunted "loyalty" goes one way and one way only source: msn.com \| share:	29
		Trump wants to ditch his current partner and go back to his old flame source: msn.com \| share:	69

Sat January 21, 2023
		Newsweek pulls Trump's greatest hits out of the cutout bin. 'Oh Hillary' and 'Barak around the clock' don't stand the test of time. 'Biden my time' remix and 'My vaccinated heart' fail to chart source: newsweek.com \| share:	57
		Punk: the world is farked and I'm pissed. Emo: the world is farked and I'm sad. Goth: the world is farked but there's beauty. Ska: the world is farked. I have a trumpet source: youtube.com \| share:	85

Fri January 20, 2023
		GOP Candidates, lobbyists and advocacy groups form 2017-2021: We're not spending millions to hold our events at the Trump hotel to bribe the president, it's just that it's location is SO CONVENIENT. Now that it's a Waldorf Astoria: tumbleweeds source: citizensforethics.org \| share:	28
		Dark money group trying to pack the judiciary with RWNJs nopes out of existence when reporters start asking questions about it, and its $5M purchase of Kellyanne Conway's worthless consulting business in 2017, while she was advising Trump on judges source: politico.com \| share:	32
		New class of Senate Republicans come down with an even worse case of Trump MAGA fever than the last class. Probably no amount of medication will help source: vox.com \| share:	60
		Trump holding QAnon event for reasons source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	47
		Michigan Republican Party Trumped around and found out source: bridgemi.com \| share:	39

Thu January 19, 2023
		Trump: Of course I didn't sexually assault E. Jean Carroll, because she's not my type. Also Trump (when shown a picture of E. Jean Carroll): That's Marla, yeah. That's my wife source: mediaite.com \| share:	126

Wed January 18, 2023
		Trump announces his plans to return to Facebook and Twitter. Tag is for Truth Social source: nbcnews.com \| share:	111

Tue January 17, 2023
		"A spectacular visual turducken of stupid" describes: A) Donald Trump's latest post on Truth Social, B) The latest Mindy Kaling reboot of a beloved cartoon, or C) Craig Ferguson's new syndicated late night show source: deadline.com \| share:	64
		Aw, who cares about our crummy team losing a crummy NFL Playoff game. There's always the XFL source: seattletimes.com \| share:	9
		New poll says Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis beats Biden in 2024 matchup -- but Trump doesn't ...which is somewhat good. Maybe. Nope, still not good source: mediaite.com \| share:	169
		After on-field tantrum that helped Jacksonville defeat his Chargers, Joey Bosa doubles down, calls the officials power-tripping a-holes who had it in for him source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	19

Mon January 16, 2023
		Peak crumbling infrastructure moment: after the only bridge washed out, town is now supplied entirely via zip line source: sfgate.com \| share:	53
		Trump's former chief of staff had to repeatedly remind the former president he could not share classified information with friends. This sounds like something to that should have been repeatedly shared BEFORE the last presidential election source: businessinsider.com \| share:	77

Sun January 15, 2023
		Trump claims 'Radical Left Thugs' declared 'Open Season' on once-revered lawyers - like Giuliani. Technically, it's 'Open Season Total Landscaping' source: mediaite.com \| share:	82

Sat January 14, 2023
		Really, Trump staffers thought he was smart? source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	124
		Republicans express growing concern that Special Counsel Robert Hur hasn't already convicted Biden of treasonous malfeasance, arrested him, and reinstalled Donald Trump as president source: msnbc.com \| share:	65
		Trump's fate "may have" been decided by the Georgia grand jury (says nervous man for the seventh time this year) source: theguardian.com \| share:	62
		Trump prevented 34% of major corporations from paying income tax source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	79
		Ex-Trump aides hatch plan to save America, want to stop 45th POTUS' White House return by supporting a unity candidate such as Ron DeSantis. Wait, they said they want to save America ...WTF? (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	36

Fri January 13, 2023
		This is why Trump avoids testifying at all costs source: twitter.com \| share:	211
		Remember when Trump was impeached twice by the House of Representatives? No, you don't. And no, the lights are NOT dimming. You must be losing your mind, Bella source: thehill.com \| share:	84
		The Trump Organization fined pinky in the side of the mouth $1.6 million source: nbcnews.com \| share:	164
		Paul Ryan calls Trump a loser who is bad for the party source: cnn.com \| share:	57

Thu January 12, 2023
		Merrick Garland holding a presser at 1:15pm. Will it be about Trump? Insurrectionists? Biden's classified docs? Or will we get lucky and he's rescheduling marijuana? Your guess is as good as his source: c-span.org \| share:	826

Wed January 11, 2023
		Federal judge says prosecutors can use Trump's "stand back and stand by" comments in the Proud Boys trial on charges of seditious conspiracy source: cnn.com \| share:	70
		Trump: Time for the FBI to raid all of Joe Biden's homes over classified documents source: businessinsider.com \| share:	191
		Today in "Every accusation is a confession", "Suspiciously specific denials", and "Trump spouts some nonsense": Trump Wildly Speculates Biden Gave Classified Docs to China Before Adding Denial No One Asked For: 'I Certainly Wouldn't Do That' source: msn.com \| share:	55
		What are the differences between Biden's misplaced classified documents and Trump's stolen classified documents? Just about everything source: nbcnews.com \| share:	120

Tue January 10, 2023
		Trump Organization CFO gets... five total months in jail. This is why crime does pay in America source: cnbc.com \| share:	277
		"Hard and crumbly with a bold, tangy flavor." Award stickers and taste descriptions get noticed and can linger for artisanal cheese buyers as well as cutters source: phys.org \| share:	11

Mon January 09, 2023
(Some Grenadier)		Photoshop this drummer's outfit source: collection.nam.ac.uk \| share:	16
(Some Guy)		Court releases a partial transcript of the deposition in Trump's rape trial. Includes pages and pages of E. Jean Carroll being grilled about her love life, followed by a full redaction of Trump's testimony (PDF) source: storage.courtlistener.com \| share:	113
		Larry Tribe weighs in on Jim Jordan's plans to subpoena the FBI to force them to turn over all the evidence they have on Trump and his 1/6 co-conspirators: "He's obviously legally illiterate" source: msn.com \| share:	83
(Some Guy)		Former Trump 'spiritual advisor' Paula White is accused of attempting to embezzle money from Journey's bank account. Just like Jesus said to do source: retro1025.com \| share:	61
		Making a dessert that calls for rum - which one should I use? Link goes to recipe source: allrecipes.com \| share:	23

Sun January 08, 2023
		Montana lawmaker concocts land-grab scheme worthy of Governor William J. le Petomane. Somebody give this guy a Harumph source: apnews.com \| share:	93

Sat January 07, 2023
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 7 is conundrum, as in Late-night host O'Brien took up percussion and started beating the conundrum source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	16

Fri January 06, 2023
		Republicans refused to appear on CNN for several years so they wouldn't anger Trump. And somehow this was CNN's fault and the new CEO is a goddamn hero for moving the network back to the Center source: mediaite.com \| share:	75
		Trump call logs may log trouble source: thedailybeast.com \| share: