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Thu August 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hilton sees massive drop in staying power. This is not a repeat from 2005
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani accuses BLM of being secretly run by the Weather Underground, from the Arts and Crafts rooms at their Senior Centers no doubt
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Tue August 04, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cicadas in NY are eating shrooms and tripping balls, turning them into "zombie flying salt shakers of death" that lure mates to them which they then attack and infect
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Mon August 03, 2020
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Good idea: catching 40 winks in your car. Bad idea catching 40 winks in your stolen car
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Fri July 31, 2020
(France 24)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley is watching you masturbate
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
So let's get down to the *real* issue raised by yesterday's Congressional hearing on Big Tech: Which billionaire tech CEO has the coolest room?
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the pandemic's most pressing issues: where are you supposed to pee if all the public restrooms are closed?
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
And now, the World's most horrifying hotel
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The world may be going to hell in a hand basket, but at least the Clermont Lounge is reopening
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yeah, but what about those bathrooms with threatening auras?
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Creepy is finding an abandoned mansion filled with spooky dolls left to rot for 40 years after the owner's death. Priceless is having the movie rights for this soon-to-be horror flick (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Creepy is finding an abandoned mansion filled with spooky dolls left to rot for 40 years after the owner's death. Priceless is having the movie rights for this soon-to-be horror flick (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4:30pm Eastern - It's the Fark News Summary Livestream. Less COVID-19 today, more odds and ends including rockets to Venus, leech sex, shrooms with Jesus, thieving cats and talking dogs. It's almost like a normal Tuesday from 2019
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Thu July 16, 2020
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Scientists at Johns Hopkins release new study explaining why psilocybic muchrooms have been consumed by humans for centuries, and their shocking answer is: 'to get high'
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
'Police arrest naked Kentucky man who broke into home, 'used mushrooms with Jesus'' Uh, anybody see Drew today?
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Two guys named Coombs, Mr. Drew and His Animals Too, and a traveling spider salesman
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Tue July 14, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's what the CDC has for schools as guidelines for reopening....looks like it will be all virtual again
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rocket man, burning out his fuse, in quarantine
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Experts: since the A/C could be spreading the rona, you should turn it off and die of heat stroke instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hotel where everything is gold-plated opens in Hanoi. Difficulty: not owned by Donald Trump. Bonus: the comments
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Fri July 10, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas scientists create air filter that kills Coronavirus instantly. BONUS: It's inexpensive to manufacture, and can be retrofitted to work in existing air handling equipment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"This is the strangest late '80s/early '90s looking bathroom I've ever seen. Especially with the threadbare couch"
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
UT Austin, which is currently planning to have students in dorms and in F2F classes, and which has no real plan for what to do about bathrooms other than have custodial staff clean them a lot....just had its first death from COVID. A custodian
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Months of 24/7 work from home parenting have led to the realization that open floor plans, where the only privacy is in your bathroom, don't work in the Covid-19 work world
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Thu July 02, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at how well hotels are cleaning their rooms in the times of coronavirus. Why yes, we will include a Trump hotel
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Tue June 30, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
When the pandemic is but a distant memory, our homes will be bigger, have more outdoor social spaces, and tiny quarantine rooms in the attic next to the fire stairs
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pakistan checking in to remind us our stock market could be in far worse shape
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
I was with you with mac & cheese and queso fundido, but you lost me with the mushrooms
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
The biggest question facing partially reopened cities: where can I pee?
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Travel Channel)
 
 
 
🎶 Need a nar-ra-tor, for your TV show? 🎶 Who ya gonna call? DAN AYKROYD 🎶
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
A nursing home in Baltimore was able to keep Covid infections at zero because they listened to Trump and saw right through the lie
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cooking mushrooms? You're doing it WRONG according to fine dining chef who seems like a real fun guy, advising you to boil them to perfection in pan of boiling water before adding oil
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious went from selling hotel rooms to heading up the NSA
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
As their dining rooms reopen, McDonald's is looking to hire 260,000 workers
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
How a father and son lied their way in to NBA locker rooms by pretending to be Sports Illustrated kids photographers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With dining rooms reopening, McD's sales are down 5.1% YOY. Given the McHell that was April, that's pretty good McNews
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sally Sparrow DUCK NOW
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What can you do to about voter suppression? José Andrés of World Central Kitchen is setting up "water, food and restrooms support system{s}" in cities where long lines are expected. Which is basically every American city. Gracias, Chef Andrés
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Number one: NYC businesses are reopening. Number two: the ones with public bathrooms have not reopened. Those who have weak bladders are discovering you're in trouble and might as well be on Uranus
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Mon June 08, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new study found covid DNA left on a hospital bed rail spread across a ward within 10 hours and persisted for at least five days. Wash your hands
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Four bedrooms, two bathrooms, a games room, and a fully equipped medieval sex dungeon.' Welcome home
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Colorado home made of shipping containers lists for a million six. Oh wait, underground bunker included
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
If only Peter Quill had brought some 'shrooms with his Awesome Mix tapes
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
To help boost sales in their reopening, Cracker Barrel will offer beer and wine
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Wed June 03, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Mating midge' swarms invade UK villages. No, this isn't a Madonna impersonator road show
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Let me take you to funky town
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man spends 24 hours vandalizing high school. What's that you say? Florida? Yes, of course, he was naked
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Reopening stores has Under Armor stockholders overjoyed
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
McMansion's basement is a whole town with classic cars parked along its streets
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Wed May 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT Op-Ed says to 'stop eating animals' if you care about climate change, racial justice, the working poor, converting to the metric system, and how your spouse always leaves half-a-bite of stuff in the fridge, like, Jesus Christ, just throw it away
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Both Koreas" violated armistice in DMZ exchange of gunfire, UN says, while threatening to send them both to their rooms
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Fri May 22, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Thinking sheltering in place has been difficult for you? What if your house had 161 rooms, sprawling gardens, and decapitated specters? Someone always has it tougher
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Thu May 21, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
I'm working from home right now so please leave your message at the sound of the JEEP
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Asus unveils videoconferencing hardware for the soon-to-be-discontinued Google Meet
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges...oh wait, it's New Jersey? I guess you do need badges. Never mind
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you had stock in Plexiglas manufacturers pre-pandemic, your portfolio might not be in that bad of shape right now. Clearly
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Some AI)
 
 
 
AI does a surprisingly good job of creating Escape Room titles. I'd totally play "Forgotten Pharaoh's Pet Shop"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's worth nearly a million dollars
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: 'We may have to rethink the toilet seat altogether.' I can't fap to that
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With county fairs off, farm kids are live stocking their cows and sheep
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Two-story library with Sistine Chapel-like ceiling painted mural inside historic home on market
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Steak N' Shake to close 57 restaurants because of pandemic impact. What's next, Waffle House?
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
You get a live virtual experience on wellness with Oprah. And you get a live virtual experience on wellness. And you get a live virtual experience on wellness
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I was quarantined with my abuser but got out and fled to a shelter. Now, I have Covid-19"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Let's reopen state parks but leave restrooms closed. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Marriott profit misses badly, has them eating humble pie
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Sat May 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Welcome to your future in these coronavirus times: One-way sidewalks and parking-lot dining rooms. Survival is yours if you choose correctly
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Mon May 04, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Care to put some money on which state has the first poker room reopening in the country?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jada Pinkett Smith on quarantine with Will Smith: "[we] are in the process of him [learning] to love himself, me [learning] to love myself and us building a friendship." So, it's anger, masturbation, and separate bedrooms like normal folks, then?
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Crossbow-wielding man confronts visitor with ax to grind; quarrel ensues
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Jacksonville Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
We might disagree with the "not in need of medical attention" comment
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Report shows impact of Coronavirus on hotel industry, as eight of ten hotel rooms are empty nationwide. Please, take a moment to think of all the empty rooms in which no weird sex with cheap hookers will take place
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Today's forecast has a high chance of pussy"
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Wed April 22, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
We may no longer be able to physically attend art galleries, but at least we can still discuss crying baby GIFs and vaginal alien face masks in online chatrooms
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Mon April 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
People in glass dressing rooms with naked teenage girls shouldn't throw stones
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Sat April 18, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
College student makes a canoe out of mushrooms, making it the most advanced mycelial vessel until Starfleet commissions USS Discovery
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I hear you like wine cellars
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes make mushrooms multiply. Rare mushroom trifecta now complete, buried, fed on bull manure
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Thu April 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
San Francisco makes the hotel industry great again
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Mittens: "You may or may not be the new regional manager at Hooters" What is your cute distraction up to?
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
If COVID-19 has taught us anything, it's that many Americans can probably work at home without incident. "People are realizing that I'm better served by spending more time being productive at home, than being in the car and battling traffic"
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Arizona forest officials to hikers out-and-about during the coronavirus pandemic: Please stop leaving your poop outside our closed bathrooms
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Mon April 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's Bad You Know: Detroit Hospital has run out of room .... for the deceased. Well just put him over there, over there in that chair
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate, I'm a lesbian, but when the coronavirus lockdown started, I drank 2 bottles of wine with my male housemate and started boinking him. Am I a slut, bi, or just an alcoholic?
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