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Fri September 30, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Landlord rents out half of student's double bed without even having the decency to inform her first (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 29, 2022
(Science.org)
 
 
 
Scientists un-discover room temperature superconductors
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's Day 10 of the Alex Jones defamation damages hearing. And it's shaping up to be very, very dusty in the court room today
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(The Bharat Express News)
 
 
 
"On this particular occasion, Twain learned the age-old lesson: never discuss politics or religion at the dinner table." Especially when the topic is religion, and your dinner partner is Oprah Winfrey
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You may be having a hurricane party to wait out Ian, but does your party have flamingos in the bathroom?
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Scott Hall once beat the hell out of Marty Jannetty after he trashed a hotel room. But that's just the gossip you hear at The Barber Shop
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Wed September 28, 2022
(NBC News)
 
Boobies
 
Every two minutes, a woman is diagnosed with breast cancer in the United States. Katie Couric reveals she is one of them
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Woman loses herself in magical place
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fans in Paris go bananas after Brazilian player Richarlison scored a goal in a friendly match against Tunisia
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I worried my husband was cheating on me and not working late, so I called his boss. Was that wrong?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 27, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is picking the last of his tomatoes and peppers from his garden, and seeing what other cold-weathered crops are working for him. This is your Tuesday Gardening thread, and Subby is jalapeno business
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michael Sheen gives another rousing speech to the Welsh national team and now everyone in the room is either fired up or carrying his child
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Mon September 26, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
4) Don't be over 45 or lie shamelessly about your age
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Sun September 25, 2022
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Conscientious deputy shows remarkable marksmanship, shooting through a wall, a hallway, and a neighboring classroom to eliminate a threatening bookcase
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"OMG, if they saw the mushrooms, the tomatoes, the baked beans, all of this, the full English, they would absolutely flip out"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
This picturesque 4-bedroom, 3-bath Cape features a screened-in patio, greenhouse, chef's kitchen, chicken coop, and a 7200 square foot reinforced concrete vault
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Sat September 24, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
Some teachers are limiting students' bathroom time to: a) five minutes per go, b) once per class, or c) three times per semester?
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(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
Yet another tradition that Millennials killed (by not being able to afford a house)
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(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
Yet another tradition that Millennials killed (by not being able to afford a house)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maybe a mushroom?
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Add "rent a hotel room" to the list of things black men can't do in America
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Best boy tempers his zoomies around the new roommate
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Thu September 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
Hero
 
The UMass Minutemen announce their upcoming match against Liberty will double as Pride Day
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Five fun things to do at the Ploughing as the rain pours down. Not listed: Mr Plough
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Where's the nicest place to shoot somebody? Outside of an emergency room
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Wed September 21, 2022
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Janitor died in store bathroom four days before she was found. Body described as being broom temperature
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gays Against Groomers will no longer be mistakenly identified as Gays Allowed to Use Venmo and PayPal
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft commits to breaking Windows once per year, and also all the time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gallant California converts 12,500 hotel rooms into affordable housing. Goofus Florida and Missouri managed to do it too. And here's New York, which set $200 million on fire
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What do you keep in your car at all times? What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Groom attempts to make dramatic wedding entrance using dirt bike. What could go wrong? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Alex Jones is in the courtroom today for the damages portion of his defamation hearing. He said he wouldn't perjure himself today. Will he tho? will his counsel fall asleep? Will he be held in contempt? This is day 5 of your Alex Jones trial
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Peacock-poaching predators purloin peeping pets, posters proclaim. Police perplexed, pilfered poultry probably pissed
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Mon September 19, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
For sale: Four bedroom, two bath rowhouse in DC. $664,500. Oh, and my cousin lives there and won't leave. It's your job to evict him. Good luck
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
You live in the blue pyramid... the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You live in the red pyramid... you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher, piqued at losing her homeroom class assignment, arrested for tainting school lunch curry with bleach
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(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
Before you kick out the problem roommate, you probably should hide all the knives
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Microdosing mushrooms could replace your morning coffee. Let's-a go?
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Sat September 17, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Storming the Capitol on January 6th was "the proudest day of" this man's life. Getting sentenced to five years in prison, not so much
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
In my belly
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Friday Night Footie. Premier League returns with two games today. Aston Villa host Southampton and Fulham travels to Nottingham Forest. Both game kick off at 3pm EDT. USA or Peacock have the games in the US
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-emagogue) reads the room correctly
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked first grade
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're turning your ass into a brush wrong
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
And I'd like to "thank" Jimmy Kimmel for passing out on stage during my acceptance speech
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey sorry to bug you again, but if you're farting this much, could you just like...go to the bathroom or something?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Was AV Club not aware that the actors aren't actually siblings?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eat Mor Crow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Mushroom Kingdom has joined the Commonwealth
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why bartending is so much better than any job you'll ever have. Yes, by a bartender
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(Orion Magazine)
 
 
 
You are what you eat, and you are food, and mushrooms are good to eat, but mushrooms will not eat you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I noped out of that room real quick"
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Fri September 09, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Starbucks has an "urban" plan addressing non-customers abusing their seating and restrooms. No more seating and restrooms
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Princeton University will now cover all costs for students whose families earn below $100K. Now, if you'll excuse me, subby has to go quit his job
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My partner and I have a daughter, but instead of spending time with her he plays Call of Duty. How can I make him parent?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Little Rocket Man reads the room
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
How Eddie Van Halen unwittingly changed the course of rock music history, and did it in under two minutes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Queen superfan, 78, shares emotional message
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The Goddess On The Throne, a 6000-year-old statue from the Neolithic era, is now on display at a Kosovo museum, and definitely not in Subby's bathroom
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruise: Wake up and smell the ocean
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
$1.95 million doesn't buy you a bathroom in Toronto
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(Vice)
 
 
 
If you want shrooms on your pizza in San Francisco, they're no longer crimini. Nor are they criminalized. Wait, what, dude?
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Is CM Punk fired? Are the Elite suspended? What in the holy hell happened in the locker room Sunday night? The (Nuclear) Fallout at All Out is revealed on AEW Dynamite @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My daughter and husband both have ADHD. How do I cope?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 06, 2022
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Stop yelling at your kids for doodling on their bedroom walls
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Sailor sets autopilot to use bathroom. Autopilot says watch this
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My ex left me for another man. Unfortunately, it's my roommate so I hear them farking like rabbits nightly. What. Do...what...do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
If Fark was a hotel, this would be the main selling point
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(NewsThump (UK))
 
 
 
An accurate headline about British Politics
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know you've made some terrible moves in your newsroom if Trump thinks you are moving in the right direction and wants to help you
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Sun September 04, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I herd you like debates on earthquake insurance
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump lawyer Alina Habba contradicts Alina Habba after saying Alina Habba had thoroughly searched for documents Alina Habba was not qualified to see. "I'm happy to explain this"
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(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
The best state fair foods from all 52 states
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Fri September 02, 2022
(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Meet Nicole Ogburn, Uvalde teacher who not only survived the shooting, but is returning to her classroom with plans to make it safer for her students. Of course, she's spending all her own money because you know what sort of officials work in Uvalde
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TFG Lawyer Alina Habba admits that he "frequently had guests" in the office where the top secret documents were found. Do all of his lawyers suffer from foot-in-mouth disease?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bad news if you're gross enough to eat mushrooms
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida couple felt lucky to rent a 3 bedroom 2 bath home, w/ all utilities, cable, WiFi, and water for $1,350 a month. The scammer felt even luckier to have found the Florida couple who sent him cash by zelle without confirming anything
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Dear Parents, Please rent your spare room to a teacher. They're here to teach your kids, but can't afford to live locally because we don't pay them anything. Sincerely, California. PS They might babysit for cash
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Wed August 31, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Head coach says QB had "probably one of the greatest preseasons in the history of football" before cutting him
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kate Moss not so fondly recalls the time Johnny Depp pulled a diamond necklace out his ass for her. Literally
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"Fry your brain soon as look at you. We get any closer now, it'll have tracers up our ass and out both ears, be tellin' the boys in the T-A boardroom the size of your shoes and how long your dick is"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is this an example of the "grooming" that we've being hearing about?
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Truck load of Alfredo spills all over the highway leaving a scene looking like a frat bathroom after no fap November ends
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
This series of AI-generated "photos" featuring Mario and Peach on the hunt for mushrooms is highly disturbing
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"She was just born awesome. She got the chicken from the fridge, the bathroom's connected to the kitchen. It took her no time to grab the chicken, go right to the bath and enjoy herself. She was living the dream"
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Mon August 29, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Bronx woman enters bathroom, takes sudden detour to cellar. Scary part is how much the landlord might raise rent when he finds out it's now a multilevel unit
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist Pastor "steps aside" due to inappropriate online relationship with another man's wife. Pastor claims the relation was neither sexual nor romantic, but admits they forgot to leave room between them for Jesus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Devops: An idea so good, no one admits they don't do it." Subby raises his hand from the back of the server room
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Sun August 28, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Other than the too-hot-to-touch underside and uncomfortably-hot keyboard despite the annoying noise from the fan, this laptop is a winner. Especially compared to any Apple M-series
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher has simple 9 step diagram for students wishing to use the bathroom. Tag is for teacher
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(Little League)
 
 
 
The long road ends here with the Little League World Series Championship. Will it be the team from Curacao? Or will the Hawaii team triumph? The game begins at 3:00 PM ET on ABC. Take me out to the ballgame
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman trapped in bathroom wrote a farewell note flushed with embarrassment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"We were planning our second date when he was arrested for heroin possession"
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Fri August 26, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
While TFG gouged taxpayers by forcing the Secret Service to stay in his gaudy hotel rooms, Dark Brandon's got them turning a $286M profit
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
'Woman jailed for covering Newport pot shop in teriyaki sauce'
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Police block miscarrying woman from entering emergency room. Today the 'Florida' tag, tomorrow the 'Murica
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Mississippi is the cheapest stare per square footage. Hey, you get what you pay for
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Thu August 25, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass sitatunga calf born in British zoo. Oh who am I kidding? It's adorable
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when you combine insanely expensive Zillow listings, Florida, and Irish people? "If erectile dysfunction was a room..." (some NSFW language, but in charming Irish accents)
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Welp, Tennessee women, enjoy giving birth on the bathroom floor once Republicans finish chasing all the OBGYNs out of the state
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Husky almost dies at the pet groomer. Or at least she thinks so
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Magic mushrooms may help heavy drinkers cut back or quit. Well, you wouldn't drink from a bottle that talked back
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Is "God's Waiting Room" still an affordable place to retire?
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Tue August 23, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Science and history? Our classrooms don't need no science and history. Bwahahahahaha
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
To conserve life, alleviate suffering, promote health, do no harm, and film kids in the bathroom
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Mon August 22, 2022
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Hollywood has room for squares
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Winemaker who produces only 29 bottles per year that sell for $5,000 each: "My wine is a form of artistic expression, a philosophical provocation, something to keep in your living room so you can chat about it with your friends"
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(BookRiot)
 
 
 
Subby, whose personal library would make good hoarder reality TV, supports Barnes & Noble dropping hardcover sales. Who has the room for them? Softcovers 4vr, hardcovers n3v3r
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Sun August 21, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
There's a new world record for most ghost peppers eaten in a minute. Presumably, there's also a new world record for fastest sprint to the nearest bathroom as well
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker (R-OFLMAO) declines upcoming debate with opponent "You've got people that are contributors to his campaign & it's in this room that only two people gonna see it on a Sunday night, I think." Debate is scheduled for a Thursday night
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Komo)
 
 
 
Starbucks corporate heard a rumor from an employee whose sister's cousin's roommate's brother told them that a single NLRB office was showing favoritism towards the union, so it wants all union votes halted temporarily
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the work week to afford a one bedroom on minimum wage
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NBC's Richard Engel has brought the wars of the world to our living room for the past 15 years. Today he lost his son and he's asking you to help find a cure for RETT Syndrome
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Guy who was famous for a weekend in Vegas downgraded to Napa
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If this is what it takes to save the planet, so long Earth. We had a good run
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LePaid
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Nikki Sixx calls out Hanoi Rocks' guitarist for accusations that Sixx was ungrateful for the efforts to save his life after he overdosed. Thanks to Motley Crüe, Hanoi Rocks' drummer is unavailable for comment
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Is the answer to the teachers' shortage better conditions and salary for educators? Nah, less qualified educators in the classroom for all
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Because who WOULDN'T want to stay in an '80s-vintage Pabst Blue Ribbon-themed motel room?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
IRS: Teachers can deduct $300 of their own money for classroom supplies. SUBMITTER: the US spends $15,000 per pupil, so why are teachers spending their own money?
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Despite his "broomstick up his ass" stance, Will Zalatoris' swing-coach gives us another reason to not root for "The player who is most likely to be voted Christopher Walken from A View To A Kill's son"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"My father was so untrustworthy and unstable that the adults in the room didn't want to give him sensitive intelligence data" is a weird flex, but OK
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫ Secrets in the ladies room ♪ Documents in open view... ♫
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Sun August 14, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sherman Oaks resident mistakes home invaders for raccoons, does what Rocket would've done
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Fri August 12, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
2-year-old falls from third story window. Thankfully no tears in heaven
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫♫ Plenty of room at the Sea of California. Any time of year (any time of year). Your house was right here ♫♫
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you've been planning on having that medical emergency you always wanted this summer, you should try not to do it in Seattle
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Of registered voters polled: 49% approve of Mar-a-Lardo raid; 39% are in a cult; and 13% don't know what room they're in or where their pants went
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not coming when called, having to be retaught things that were previously gone over, becoming more demanding and vocal. Does this sound like your teenager? Oh wait, not the human teenager, the dog teenager
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
School staff remove a teacher's "age-inappropriate" posters from the classroom. Florida: Posters of MLK, Colin Powell, Harriett Tubman, and George Washington Carver. Bonus: Removed a picture of Obama from his desk as well
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's probably not a good idea to buy a rug depicting the 9/11 attacks, even if it really does tie the room together (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a "massager" in the boys' bathroom at school is a good ... wait, what?
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Tue August 09, 2022
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Neighborhood deals with growing sinkhole and new fountain
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That safe that TFG has been ranting about nonstop since yesterday? It was a highly sophisticated biometric lock model, with all the security trappings you'd expect a former President to use. You know, the kind of safe you'd find in a Motel 6 room
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Everything NASA plans to send to lunar orbit and return to Earth on Artemis 1. Lot of room for assorted crap when you don't send humans. (PDF)
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Sun August 07, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
74-year-old woman goes out to pick mushrooms in Saskatchewan. What's the worst that could happen?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Gus Fring as Professor X? Giancarlo Esposito is definitely on a roll
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners' latest acquisition has unparalleled speed and is a very good boy
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Sat August 06, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"In no state, metropolitan area, or county in the U.S. can a worker earning the federal or prevailing state or local minimum wage afford a modest two-bedroom rental home at fair market rent by working a standard 40-hour work week"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Read the farking room, Indiana
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rescue flight helps 155 cats from overcrowded shelters get a second chance at finding homes. Welcome to Caturday
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
'Mom, there's a bear in the living room'
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Fri August 05, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
On Figure Four Friday: First on Smackdown, Roman addresses the Drew in the room. A gauntlet match to face Liv. Boss Time? Then on Rampage: Mance Warner vs Mox, a tag team street fight and more. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM ET on TNT
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bezos sucks. Up Roomba
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Urge to eat the rich rising
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Quickly estimate how far away you are from that jar of mayo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Over the last 50 days gas prices have declined from arm and a leg to arm and a foot
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My contractor boyfriend of 2 years dumped me. He said I was using him to fix up my house. NOW where will I get my bathroom tile wholesale?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chase had lived at Furry Friends Ranch since 2014, but now he has found his forever home with a former employee of the shelter. "I told Chase then that when the time was right, I would be back for him," says Lundy. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EPL players to limit 'taking a knee.' Flopping anywhere anytime still cool though
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
You're dancing naked on tables and faceplanting wrong
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(WCCB Charlotte)
 
 
 
Grand jury indicts couple on charges of blowing away EconoLodge manager over missing rabbit. Good luck with that "Magic Castle" defense
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nuclear Sky Hotel is feasible, also next Flaming Lips album
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
You can now buy an entire Scottish island for less than the cost of an average home. Pagan locals not included
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm engaged and having an incredible affair with a married colleague. How can I make both things work?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'We got chatting at a comic-book convention and it turned into a naughty weekend.' Drew, Fark Parties NOW
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Canadians discover the horrors of landlords who think New York is a world class city with world class apartments
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Sun July 31, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Photoshop this overflow room of a museum
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reasons not to buy a car: a) no showroom close by, b) no service facility nearby, c) poor reliability, d) CEO is a dickhead, e) all of the above
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
PetSmart + grooming = not what you think
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Sat July 30, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
This home is fit for a king, but with 8,000 sqft and only 2 bedrooms, are the guests sleeping in the dungeon?
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Without Vince McMahon in his ear, Michael Cole can now call the WWE what it is: Wrestling. Because he can't call it stupid
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Gotta steal 'em all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Talking dog parenting with Chris Evans, seems like it might be easier in some ways albeit more awkward during bedroom moments
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Tue July 26, 2022
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
A new study confirms what we already knew: the single most effective factor when coping with COVID-19 lockdown wasn't baking sourdough or banana bread or watching Tiger King. It was your hairy, slobbery roommate
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Someone's edging into being a little too koo-koo bananas for a base that's already foaming-at-the-mouth batshiat, which is weirdly impressive
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Sat July 23, 2022
(SFGate)
 
Boobies
 
No sex in the blue milk room
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Man udderly fails at night driving
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When the lack of pay, meager hours, and seven roommates turn your dream job into a nightmare
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Thu July 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, if Starbucks can't be America's public restroom, what are they there for?
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Hotel strike could mean Comic Con attendees will sleep in unclean rooms with trash piling up. Attendees describe the experience as "just like home"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
So, just how do you go about building a sex room so that no one knows it's even there? (Asking for a friend)
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
ESPN: Sorry women ESPY award nominees, we gave your seats to Jon Hamm and Lil Wayne
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Quidditch rebranded with new name. Quadball? Why not Straddleball? Broomball?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Practice squad running back for the Texans is charged with breaking into a woman's home and chasing her into the bathroom before stealing her shoes as he fled. What a heel
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man so drunk he doth protest too much, stages laydown protest at not being let into room outside wrong hotel
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 to report an intruder sleeping on her couch. Dispatcher tells her gee whiz, but they're busy, and would she mind waking the guy up herself and telling him to get out?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The kidney transplant patient looking for his parked car was black, so naturally hospital security beat him senseless, handcuffed him and held him in an interrogation room
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How to keep your home cool using old-fashioned techniques. It could save you money
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Boomer houses have fake outlets? Got it
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
All the new car buying tips from the pre-pandemic era are going to get you laughed out of the showroom today. Remember invoice pricing? holdback? fuggedaboudit, you'll be lucky to get M$RP
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Sun July 17, 2022
(Freethink)
 
 
 
After death, you know that you've died. You can tell from the flames and the guy with the pointy pitchfork
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Running out of room for your massive collection of shot glasses? I have just the place for you
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
California governor Newsom reads the room and picks a fight with the Supreme Court
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Third arrest made in election fraud scandal. Why yes, they are all Trumpers
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Wed July 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The room fees are too damn high
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Crazy Belgian photographs everything in her house down to individual Legos
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bayonetta 3 finally gets a release date, as well as a modesty mode so you don't have to explain sexy witches to whoever passes through the room
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The dimensionally transcendental space under TFG's bus makes room for Mark Meadows
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Developer at a games conference starts to give his talk, then quickly pivots to trashing NFTs the entire time. Bonus: Conference was sponsored by a bunch of NFT and crypto companies. FARK: Conference organizers were completely in on the stunt
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(Quora)
 
 
 
"I caught my son fapping in his room. How do I keep him from doing it?"
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How music artists get paid from streaming. That sound you hear ls laughing from Spotify's board room
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Uvalde classrooms lacked a basic security feature. Panic button? Fortified hidey-hole? Rifle ports? Tunnel escape route? Remotely-activated land mine floor tile? Helium balloon with roof-opening capability? Subby will never know, because clickbait
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
The five albums that Susanna Hoffs can't live without. I wonder if she keeps them in her room
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jill Biden apologizes for her misplaced love for tacos
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't expect any shocking revelations in Unprecedented, it looks like they are probably all on the cutting room floor, like the interview on Air Force One being cancelled due to an unscheduled call from Putin
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
77 minutes of security cam footage depicting the police response outside the classroom while the Uvalde shooting was occurring cannot be released to the public, for reasons. Move along, literally nothing to see here, citizens
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jake the Snake now has mushrooms to rake
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
Noise Factor is ONLY on Big E Radio at 10:30 PM ET. This week has not one, but two spectacular cover songs, also Cloakroom, Megadeth, KMFDM, Electric Callboy, Isis, and *checks notes* an encore? Yep. Tune in friends
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret groomed teenagers
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cub couldn't bear being stuck inside Lake Tahoe home while mom and sibling waited outside, so he climbed the walls
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Steph Curry on whether Charles Barkley will finish in the top 70 at pro/am golf tournament: 'No, hell no. Clip that, send it to him, let him play it on every tee box. There's no way he's doing it'
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
When you were a young lad, did you dream about having your own train in your backyard? Well now you can have that train in your backyard. Bonus: Asking price is $100 under estimated value
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
As we speak Drew is booking a block of rooms for the ultimate FARK Party
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Thu July 07, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So I'm back to the velvet underground. Back to the floor that I love to a room with some lace and paper flowers. Back to the gypsy that I was and it all comes down to you. Well, you know that it does and lightning strikes the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Step on this Lego in the dark, and you better hope you have a 1UP mushroom available
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Mary Poppins of sex rooms has an idea to improve your carnal relations
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wimbledon quiet room becomes sex cauldron
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wimbledon quiet room becomes sex cauldron
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys: We'd like to donate $400,000 to the families of the victims of the horrific gun violence in Uvalde, TX. Oh, and while we have your attention, we'd also like to announce our new marketing partnership with the Black Rifle Coffee Co.
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Tue July 05, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Rent prices are finally starting to cool down. I mean, you can now find 1-bedroom apartments in San Diego at a median price of just over $2,300 per month. At that rate, maybe rent two so you have a spare?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Barely pass law school? Need money and have no morals? Not afraid of getting laughed out of a courtroom? MAGA lawsuits might be for you then
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Frauds Done Quick
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Sun July 03, 2022
(Realtor.com)
 
 
 
You lost me with the Disney castle in the bedroom, but now that I see that the home also includes a giant Etch-a-Sketch, a rainforest hallway, AND a Star Wars mishmash? Ok, now you have my attention
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
I NEVER realized how much Steve Carrell and Alice Cooper actually loon alike. Wow... And on a side note, just one more person confirming how amazing Coop is as a person
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Roommates argue about eBay sales, one pulls out a sword and the other a gun. There can be only one
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ He's climbin in your windows, he's snatchin your people up. Czech your windows, Czech your locks. Cuz he's out here being a creeper and watching people sleep ♫ ♪
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Behold the magnetic floating bed. Includes cables stretched out several feet into the room from each corner for you to trip over. $1.6 million and it's yours. Mattress not included
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Dolly Parton)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton, taking a page from Disney, has transformed her 1996 tour bus into a hotel room that will set you back a mere $10k for two nights
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Move over giant Burmese pythons and make room for the the giant African land snails
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
You got your curry in my lassi No, *you* got your lassi in my curry Wait, ice cream?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Nissan Titanfall
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"It's not as fiend-y as cocaine. It doesn't require as much activity and having to go to the bathroom every five minutes." Damn son that's a lot of cocaine. Anyhow, great wedding, I'm tripping balls
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A $2.3 million, five-bedroom, five-bathroom house listed for just $21,000 is an incredible surprise in this housing market. It was certainly a surprise to the actual, unsuspecting homeowners
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Woody Allen eyes retirement, preteens
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Farkitecture thread: This hotel room, suspended in a forest and covered with bird houses, looks exactly like it came from one of the Myst worlds
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pelosi's shove of a snowflake GOP Congresswoman's daughter was so brutal that the kid didn't even notice
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(Guitar World)
 
Hero
 
Bad: You suffer from a panic disorder. Worse: You suffer a panic attack shortly before you're supposed to go on stage for a gig. METAL: you play the gig from a backstage bathroom
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Father protects his family by leaving a loaded gun within reach of his 8-year-old son, who kills a 1-year-old girl, then gets arrested, creating a broken home
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Executives at Warner Brothers Discovery are searching for Christopher Nolan's phone number
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Those darn kids better not be on my lawn ruining things
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Sun June 26, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Doctor writes about obtaining an abortion for an 11-year-old patient, and the medical consequences of repealing Roe
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Disneyland guests feel a great disturbance in the force
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Elvis hound dogs its way to #1 with $31.5 million, sending Top Gun: Maverick #2 with $30 million. Jurassic World Dominion chomps a sizable $26 million and The Black Phone dials up $23 million while Lightyear is found passed out in the bathroom at #5
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Sat June 25, 2022
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
The Birthday Corner is trying to take all available space on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT), but there was room to sneak a few songs that begin with the letter "B". Then Superman continues his battle with the KK...er...Clan of the Fiery Cross
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
The PGA blinked
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Good
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Thu June 23, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Apparently "Netflix and chill" is evolving into "Netflix and light BDSM"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Apparently "Netflix and chill" is evolving into "Netflix and light BDSM"
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(Some Doppelganger)
 
 
 
Looks like Sully and Mike are looking for a new Boo to scare
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime introduces living room delivery
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Wed June 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What a Maroon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Having already demolished two fourth grade classrooms, Uvalde city leaders agree to finish the job
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Tue June 21, 2022
(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Uvalde police officer who tried to rescue his dying wife at the Robb Elementary school shooting was detained, had his weapon confiscated, and was escorted off-site before he could help her
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Companies urged to use emotional intelligence when laying off employees virtually. This should prove challenging because your average HR monkey has neither
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What was that about hats again?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ever fired someone virtually? You'll soon get your chance
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Mon June 20, 2022
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
18-year-old has written ten books about growing up in Racine, Wisconsin. Subby took ten minutes and three attempts to write this headline, and it's probably still misspelled
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Sun June 19, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Turns out that the classroom that the Uvalde shooter barricaded himself may not have been locked, and if it was, the police had a tool to open it
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Sat June 18, 2022
(National Review)
 
 
 
I watched Lightyear and it groomed me into a lesbian. Now I have to buy a Subaru and Indigo Girls tickets. Thanks a lot, Disney
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Hiromu's homecoming be ruined by SHO & Ishimori? Can Okada get back on track against LIJ? Should CHAOS vs HoT be considered a "bathroom break"? New Japan Road begins @ 5:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri June 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
50 years ago today a Mr. Gump called down from his hotel room at the Watergate to complain about some people using a flashlight in the office building next door
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Today our special guest is grooming guru Harry Balls, we discuss how often men should trim their pubes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tulsi Gabbard and Sean Hannity need to get a room
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"Ales and Tails" is new Northwest mashup of craft beer taproom and indoor dog park. Your dog wants non-alcoholic beer, you want beer beer
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Thu June 16, 2022
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
My wife says mine are spelled, "Oh my God, open the window"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. The U.S. Energy Secretary and Oil Executives are going to sit in a room and scream at each other. Relief at the pump will surely follow
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Wed June 15, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Gee whiz, it's like a former WI state Supreme Court justice hired on Trump's behalf can't get away with misogyny toward the opposing counsel, sarcasm toward the judge, and then hollering like a maniac in the courtroom without getting sanctioned anymore
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson has no ethics. Advisor. Boris Johnson has no ethics *advisor*. Sorry, I thought that was the end of the sentence
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Dall-E could power a creative revolution on your high roommate's wall
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(Some High Priest)
 
 
 
The cops had 'em on the run but they're lookin' for the high score: Sellin' mushrooms on the block, and the Church is called the Zide Door
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Tue June 14, 2022
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Shelter at capacity, needs help finding homes for furry friends. Woofday and Caturday tags already adopted
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend does not understand how guest bathrooms work. Specifically mine. What do?"
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Mon June 13, 2022
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
We're moving onto lacrosse
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(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Karen Gillan in a red dress and this is where I reveal the secrets of the universe and you miss out because you clicked
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Sun June 12, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Look, we can't just keep ignoring the elephant in the room here
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My kindergartener wants to decorate her room with skull wallpaper. I said no but she is upset and wants nothing else. What do?"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Turns out getting a clean hotel room is the real gamble in Atlantic City
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Sat June 11, 2022
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Rick Perry may have gotten a "D" in Meats but now he wants an "A" for psychoactive use, in Texas no less. Mushroom trifecta in play
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm shrooming so I CAN deal
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
This almost 7 acre Poulsbo, WA "rambler?" has 3 greenhouses, RV station, observatory with telescope and a shop,.... Wait back up one
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Miami teen decimates the Florida tag, gets accepted into all 8 Ivy League universities
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks may close its restrooms to the public. Again. In the name of "hardening" its stores for the "safety of [its] people"
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson is still mother farkin' annoyed that Nick Fury was mother farkin' excluded from Captain America: Civil War
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge recuses herself after dodging defendant's flung feces in Harris County courtroom. Well ain't that some shat
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
What a Tool
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Japanese IT engineer creates creepy spider night lamp that walks you to the bathroom in the dark. The internet gets a little freaked out about the idea
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
I think we know which room we'll have the Feats of Strength in
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Taco Bell opens new drive-thru concept designed to get you to the bathroom much faster
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler attacked by the ghost of Bob Barker
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Mon June 06, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny McSex Cup gets the brooms prepared as the Avs go for the sweep against the Oilers. Can McJesus resurrect Edmonton's fortunes, if only for 1 game? Will matters at Pemberley prevent Darcy from taking the net for Colorado? Game on @ 8pm ET
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden keeps the gas price dial in the Lincoln Bedroom
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ooh, careful, don't make Susan "cheap date" Collins unleash some mild concern at you
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Money Me)
 
 
 
The lawyers aren't the only voracious sharks in the courtroom
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Earlier today, we learned what $8.9 million can get you in New York City. Now, for just $100,000 more, let's see what you can get in Tennessee and OMG, is that a trophy room?
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
ROOMBO: A deepfake version of Terminator (1984) starring Sylvester Stallone as the T-800 and Willem Dafoe as... Sarah Connor
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Sat June 04, 2022
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Best MLB walk-up songs, ranked: #1 Metallica, "Enter Sandman". #2 AC/DC, "Hell's Bells". And courtesy of Giants pitcher John Brebbia, Beethoven's "Fur Elise"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
After student called 911 saying that wounded teacher was still alive, rogue cops took it upon themselves to storm Uvalde classroom
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Fri June 03, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: a mass stabbing. Reset the hourglass
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Unwanted sexual advances towards Gritty & the Phanatic in a Philly hotel room allegations inbound in 3, 2, 1
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Francisco Lindor gives hotel door the finger
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Discovery of secret hole leads to discovery of prohibition era items
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(France 24)
 
 
 
The international Conference on Disarmament has been appropriately taken over by a country known for throwing its weapons into the sea
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