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Tue September 20, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby had to settle for throwing GI Joes off the roof and hoping the parachute opened
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Peacock-poaching predators purloin peeping pets, posters proclaim. Police perplexed, pilfered poultry probably pissed
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's Special Master: "Hey Trump, got any proof you declassified this stuff?" Trump's lawyers heard jumping into the sea behind Mar-a-Lago
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Rupturing of prophylactic cover provides tremendous load of Rameses
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Thu September 15, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Roof dog is watching you, well, the neighborhood
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Sun September 11, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Don't wipe your ash
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Lehighton Times News)
 
 
 
Doting father unaware of two-year-old on roof throwing glass objects into the street -- even as firemen enter home through a window
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thisisfine.gif now with photographic, non-illustrated proof
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
This two pixel picture of a grey blob is definitive proof of alien life and I won't hear a word said against it
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Work sucks. So do bosses, other employees and customers. Celebrate this Labor Day by sharing your funniest, most horrifying, hilarious or inspirational encounters while at the workplace. We can get through this together
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The White House using official channels to get a parody Fauci profile removed from Instagram is proof the Democrats are throwing conservatives into ovens, or something
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual round library with rooftop pool
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Fri September 02, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man who fell off a church roof while protesting benefits wonders how he'll survive on said benefits
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Thu September 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fires and electrical explosions forced Amazon to take all of its U.S. solar rooftops offline last year. Welp, y'all tried but green energy is too risky; better revert to safe, tried-and-true combustion of whale and baby seal oil
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Best. Cat door. Ever
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker: Here's proof I was an 'honorary special agent'. I keep it next to my Federal Boobie Inspector card and my pilot wings which shows I can fly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ummm, there's holes in the Russian-held Zaporizhzhia nuclear plants roof ...from artillery shelling
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
St. Petersburg based insurance company will no longer offer or renew homeowners policies in its home state. Fark: another company is already pulling out, and 5 others have gone out of business in 2022
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Thu August 25, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Two injured in multi-vehicle crash in Phoenix. Fortunately, someone was on the scene immediately asking the important questions
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Wed August 24, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where Cathy adores a minuet, The Ballets Russes, and crepes suzette, our Patty loves to rock and roll, A hot dog makes her lose control. They're cousins--identical cousins all the way
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
The Magdeburg Unicorn - proof beyond any doubt that these creatures existed
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Mon August 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The roof caves in on Ford, to the tune of $1.7B in punitive damages
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Coming soon to Discovery - Naked and Agitated: Appalachian Trail
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Sun August 21, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The craftsmen rebuilding Notre Dame's "forest of timber" roof beams with medieval hand axes
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Ethereum's upcoming change from Proof-of-work to Proof-of-stake may require Proof-of-life for the company if it goes badly. On the upside, graphics card prices should drop from their inflated highs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Before posting an article, at least proofread the headline
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
After a vehicle vs light pole collision, driver pulls female victim through vehicle's sunroof, tries to remove license plate then runs off on foot. If you guessed Florida, try again. This time it's Pennsylvania
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Truly an abomination and proof of gawdless fusion
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped onto the roof, the farmhand laughed to see such fun, and the farmer was left with the bill
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Mon August 15, 2022
(CBR)
 
 
 
Huh huh huh uuuh.... no. Huh huh huh
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Sat August 13, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you plan on reading only one story today about raccoons in cages on a house's roof in a Florida neighborhood, you may as well settle for this one
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Fri August 12, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
And you thought the guy with the loud speakers in his trunk next to you at the light was annoying
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Thu August 11, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
You can't just put a big ol' 60-ton pool on a roof in NYC, there are codes to abide by
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
We now have definitive proof that Fox News is performative art. And there's nothing that will make the cult members blink
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Sat August 06, 2022
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Like my father always said, keep your friends close but anemone closer
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
For the well-to-do Hobbit
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Not news: Gas station's prices are falling. New: Gas station's awning is falling
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Sat July 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
An interview with the 17 year-old who rode out the flood in Kentucky on the roof of her home
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Fri July 29, 2022
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Man shows off his South Florida in a Jacksonville Walmart, chased by woman and somehow isn't shot
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rooftop
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
36 years? Those are some old chickens
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Fri July 22, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
I'm tired of these motherf**king snakes in my motherf**king garage
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Rolling party school bus with revelers on roof captures attention of killjoy cops
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Tue July 19, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man working on "Law and Order" film shoot is himself shot and killed
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How to keep your home cool using old-fashioned techniques. It could save you money
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
How to pigeon-proof a city
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Ad actually uses the term good bones. Also mentions that there is a camper inside the house
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Tue July 12, 2022
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Toronto decides it'd rather have zero-carbon apartments, forests, indigenous arts culture and a rooftop farm, instead of Alphabet's robo-taxis, heated sidewalks, autonomous garbage collection, and smart park benches
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Uvalde classrooms lacked a basic security feature. Panic button? Fortified hidey-hole? Rifle ports? Tunnel escape route? Remotely-activated land mine floor tile? Helium balloon with roof-opening capability? Subby will never know, because clickbait
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Police post tactical police officer with tripod mounted rifle on rooftop at an Amish Outlaws concert, claim they wanted extra precautions in case they had to get medieval on anyone's heinie
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What do you get if you nail a couple of jetskis together
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
They are planning on leaving the giant Dixie Cup on the roof; no word on whether they plan on leaving the graffiti that appears to say RIP GREG
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Sat July 09, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Watchdog group: Trump campaign illegally laundered 3/4 of a billion dollars into TFG's pockets, here's all the proof. FEC chief counsel: They're right. FEC commission: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . Watchdog to court: Did we stutter?
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tesla's latest trick is a solar trailer
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the Flettner Ventilator. There...that's a thing you know
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
♪ The roof, the roof, the roof has been stolen ♪
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
"Popular Mechanics" magazine needs to subscribe to "Popular Proofreading" - article claims Comet C/2017 K2 is 172 MILES from Earth and Getting CLOSER
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Moose on a roof
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Moose on a roof
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Tue June 28, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
I like saggy butts and I cannot lie
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Mon June 27, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The grain from Ukraine gets stolen. it's plain
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Fri June 24, 2022
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Contractors tear roof off wrong house. do they A: Immediately fix it, B: Pay for someone else to fix it, or C: Shrug and give the owner a tarp
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Contractors tear roof off wrong house. do they A: Immediately fix it, B: Pay for someone else to fix it, or C: Shrug and give the owner a tarp
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Mon June 20, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
100-year-old Texas church burns to the ground -- except for a single cross that's left standing in amongst the smoldering ruin. Which is obviously a sign that...um...God hated that particular church but liked that cross? I guess? Just give it to him
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
Subby wanted to present the proof for this Erdos prime number conjecture but didn't have space in the margin. Since this is only dealing with primitive sets, the linked article should suffice to explain it all instead
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Latest reason to become an Episcopalian: You can test bulletproof body armor in church. Pew pew pew
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Sat June 11, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Old problem: removing asbestos, etc. from old mill. New problem: removing them from debris of old mill and keeping them out of the river, after asbestos was insufficiently fireproof to keep dang kids from burning the place down
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Toyotas are apparently tornado proof
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Fri June 10, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Miami teen decimates the Florida tag, gets accepted into all 8 Ivy League universities
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"extremely recession-proof" business lost $748 mil last year and last month announced it was laying off around 10% of its staff. Bad karma? No, klarna
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Tue June 07, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Another San Francisco high-rise evacuated after water pipe on the roof floods all 35 stories
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Mon June 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Musk threatens not to consummate until "proof" of spam metric is provided. Twitter says there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your next daily driver should be a convertible and have flamed paintwork, and wheels with spinning blades attached
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Sat June 04, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Times as they are, a classic article on how fat you need to be to make yourself bulletproof (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Welcome to the US of A, where you can buy your child a bulletproof backpack complete with an American flag theme
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Rec & Parks)
 
 
 
Your growing city needs more urban park space, but there's no free land. Solution: build a walkway in the sky
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
TFG finally has proof the '22 GA primary was stolen --- an article by a reporter so crazy she was kicked off NewsMax
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(Politico)
 
 
 
No 'speck' of proof in Palin's libel case against the New York Times
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
His favorite food is birthday cake, his favorite saying is "no comment", and he's living proof that a smirking giraffe in a suit can be a senator. Tom Cotton everybody (R-eviled)
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Yet more video proof Disneyland's Grad Nite is merely Mickey Mouse UFC
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Coming soon, the newest GQP conspiracy theory: 37,000 Georgia Democrats committed election fraud by voting in the GQP primary to knock out Trumper candidates. Oh, that's called crossover voting and it is perfectly legal? HA. Proof of the deep state
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Mon May 30, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
They are hiring pilots for robots? SIGN ME UP. I wonder if they are Patlabors or something out of Macros or -- wait, convenience store robots? Well, I guess I could still play hockey on the roof or something
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Sat May 28, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
All 30 MLB ballparks ranked. #4, #15, and #26 are totally wrong but at least Yankee Stadium isn't rated #1
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