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Thu April 15, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband wants to make every debate an intellectual exercise, so he always asks me to 'cite proof' or 'reveal my sources' when all I really want is to smack him. How can I debate a madman like this?"
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The new Hyundai Staria van: check out Dat glAss. Also, the limousine's roof is full of stars with a 25" monitor. Not for you, Murica, you can keep your lifted pickup trucks + nutz
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida Gov DeSantis tells cruise lines they're not allowed to require proof of vaccination from passengers, must have floating death boats again to revive the industry
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Watch this Hellcat driver with poor judgment and too much horsepower
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Darth Musker: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NY Knicks suffer a rain delay inside MSG. Crybabies say Mets fans spending the afternoon sitting at CitiField waiting for their game to restart
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" We all know the answer to question headlines and here's proof
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Horndog Hugh Hefner's sex antics from inside the Playboy mansion exposed (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I lost my ID, so I drove halfway across the state to my friend's closed office on a weekend to ask him to replace it. But then I found my ID, so actually there's no proof it was ever gone"
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Old news: Shipping rubber dog shiat out from Hong Kong. New News: Smuggling 300 GPUs out from Hong Kong for black market cryptocurrency mining
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Passover ends Sunday night. What to do with leftover matzah. Re-shingling the roof strangely absent
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Wed March 31, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Party that demands proof of genitals to play sports, use toilets, and invasive and unnecessary vaginal ultrasounds is now trollishly concerned about medical privacy
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Stray tire kills one police officer and injures another along with a civilian, before being taken into custody without incident. Betty Whitewall
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Tue March 30, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert provides an elegant experimental proof of the old adage about a fool and his money
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Subaru Outback Wilderness introduces new sub-brand: ✔ increased ground clearance ✔all-terrain tires ✔ increased approach & departure angles ✔ 700lb roof rack ❌ CVT
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
B-b-but were they headed to Beverly Hills with its swimming pools and movie stars?
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club we're gonna tear the roof of the mother with some get down, get nasty, slap that bass like a bad biscuit old school funk
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Sat March 20, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A nonprofit animal shelter in Michigan rescued 33 cats from a home after a mail carrier spotted multiple felines on the roof of what appeared to be an abandoned house. All are recovering nicely and will soon be up for adoption on Caturday
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
A legislature in bulletproof vests is a polite legislature
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hapless 'burglar' has to wait three hours for police to arrest him after he gets his head stuck in railings
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Mon March 15, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don't freak out about weird COVID-19 vaccine side effects. Third-eyes, antlers, and prehensile tails are all proof that the vaccine works
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Not sure the "buying these for the kids" excuse will cut it
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Fri March 12, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Even if it's Sicily, Etna knows nothing about omertà, and just can't keep quiet
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Wed March 10, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes. But don't try to prove it by driving 100 mph while wrecked out of your mind
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Tue March 09, 2021
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Red Roof Cafe owner convicted for making cafe roof extra-red
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
7pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream, Clowns Killed my Grandfather's Roof Dogs Tuesday edition
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
If there's a strong odor of gas in your mobile home, don't just crack a few windows and head to the bar for a few hours
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iowa passes law to ban voting between 8P-9P on election day and 21-29 days in advance of election day because that's when the illegal voters vote and those illegal voters definitely won't change when they vote
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Skipper of the Ghost Ship gets nine years in the brig
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Published proof that some people are just arseholes
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Mon March 08, 2021
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
🎶Huddle a doorway with the Roof Dogs, for I'm a Roof Dog, too 🎵
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Todfay is National Proofreading Day, so get out their and read some proofs
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
BMW drivers persist in complaining and making excuses for why they can't get to gym in under 26 minutes. Still claim no knowledge of turn indicators
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sure, the Marias River is known for large brown trout, but blow me out of that tiny river. Montana Man breaks 60 year old record with picture proof
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Train delayed over two hours after cat climbs on the roof and refuses to leave
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree misses its holiday numbers and vows to open 10,000 more stores as revenge
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Tue March 02, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
All in all, there's one less brick in the wall (to save UK kitty - with right photo goodness)
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Naturalist says he had a mythical hobbit 'sighting' after 'little hairy man' jumped onto his roof and calls out to pal. No word yet if the little guy asked his pal to bring another drink for the nutter (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The "James Bond" BMW - The World's First Bulletproof BMW X7 - From night vision to fire suppression to Apple CarPlay, this Armored BMW X7 has it all
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For those requiring proof that NHL goalies are insane ... Henrik Lundqvist is back on the ice and taking practice shots ... 47 days after having open heart surgery. All hail the King
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rand Paul has a weird way of caring for black teens
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Telegram)
 
 
 
One day, two low bridges, three trucks
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For the truly lazy...an RV with a second floor, and built-in elevator to get up there. What will they think of next?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Thousands of pounds worth of cannabis strewn across the road after high-speed car crash. Subby thinks the police must have already gotten to it because it only looks like a few pounds from the pics
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Toyota was building ESP into its cars way back in the seventies
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
So a "peer-reviewed journal" published your proof that drinking bleach cures coronavirus or that carbon dioxide does not cause a greenhouse effect, but you want it indexed by leading science databases. Don't worry, they got you covered
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tennessee state legislator thinks a man should be able to stop a woman from having an abortion by simply signing a letter saying that he's the biological father, without having to provide any proof. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Some Zilloholic)
 
 
 
Palace for sale. Air conditioned
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Sat February 13, 2021
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Water main break turns party store into pool party store
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You'll be able to tell which Brits lived through the pandemic in the UK just by looking at their teeth as DIY dentistry kits are recommended by dentists hit by covid restrictions. In other news, shares in soup producers go through the roof in Britain
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Absolute Proof" has zero proof
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these OSHA-less roofers
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
When you commit to hardcore Parkour culture to get away from police ... you commit
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
Stuck the landing
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
GameStop employees have no clue what you're talking about with stonks
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Fri January 29, 2021
(KINGFM.com)
 
 
 
Yes, this really happened and here's video proof
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
The science of melting cheese (and the art of waiting until it's *just* cool enough not to sautee the roof of your mouth)
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Wed January 27, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Bulletproof 911. It may not be a Batmobile, but it's pretty damn close
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
It sucks when your house catches fire. It sucks even more when it catches fire twice in 30 days. At least it won't happen a third time, by the looks of it
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
People who live in glass houses....have great imaginations
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mom orders dollhouse for daughter, neglects to check the measurements
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mom orders dollhouse for daughter, neglects to check the measurements
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And here they are, right on schedule. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the one, the only, playing a limited run for the next four years ... REPUBLICANS PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT DEFICITS AGAIN. *whistles, applause, stomping feet*
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Thu January 21, 2021
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
If you want to get laid in a van, sounds like this is just the right van for it
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Scientist with 'conclusive proof' says the Loch Ness beast is actually ancient sea turtle that got trapped there during the Ice Age (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it true that "artificial intelligence" is just a fancy phrase for "computer program"?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Logitech profits are through the roof with everyone at home wearing out their old peripherals
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump changes course again. With video proof
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Wed January 13, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Is a Gold Bar Bulletproof?" Remember, kids: If a headline ends with a question, the answer is usually no. Usually
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If anyone had King Tut Curse on your 2021 Bingo Card, prepare to be devoured by flesh eating scarabs (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
To the roof, must help with the Christmas lights
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Fri January 08, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
More proof blow makes you dumb. No word on hookers yet
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Thu January 07, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Most Americans are going to use all that fat, sweet $600 to stimulate the power of their bill paying
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Tue January 05, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Here's a foolproof way to speed up COVID vaccinations in the USA: sabotage the fridge they're stored in so that they all need to be given within a few hours or expire
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new type of cement simulates wood's high strength and multifunctionality yet remains highly beaver-proof. Nice
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, you can't stomp on the roof of a police SUV while screaming "I am the b--ch beast" and post the video to Instagram without getting arrested. Who knew?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lou Dobbs admits on air he can't find "actual proof" of voter fraud, ass with both hands
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Sun January 03, 2021
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Then how are you supposed to get it home? Strapped to the car roof?
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Fri January 01, 2021
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
That activist Intel $hareholder who want$ to break up the company also think$ there'$ a chance to win Apple'$ busine$$ back. Tim Apple: hahaha, no. That ship has long sailed
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Yertle doesn't think any American needs an extra $2,000
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
US B-52s fly over Persian Gulf, report seeing tin roofs, rusted
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
You now have scientific proof violent video games will not make you violent when your mom yells at you. You'll have a harder time getting scientific proof it's okay to live in your parents' basement if you're 38 years old, however
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fido, are you cooking in there? No. Are you building an interocitor in there? NOOO
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Tue December 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Croatia hit by 6.4 magnitude earthquake, causing largest truffle shuffle ever
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
#CousinEddieApproved
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Tue December 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two college football bowl games are today, with the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl at 3:30 PM ET between Tulane and Nevada. Then at 7:00 PM ET it is the RoofClaim.com Boca Raton Bowl between Central Florida and BYU. They will be exciting matchups
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Mon December 21, 2020
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Quoth the raven - "we love this town"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Proof that the BLM movement is making a positive difference in our country: Kansas City Star openly apologizes for decades of racism
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Sun December 20, 2020
(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
Proof that someone had a crappier day than you: if you're dumpster diving, and you hear beeping, it's time to get out
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Castanet)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger, Florida Man
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
The next dotcom crash is probably coming soon, the value of tech stocks just keep going through the roof and are "absolutely insane". Surely this can't last
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