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Thu August 13, 2020       Will "Firefly", "Astra", "ExPace", and "Virgin" be able to air their season premieres before the year is out? All that really matters is on July 6, 1994 we learned that "There's always a boom tomorrow" source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 6   Wed August 12, 2020       NASA repeatedly signaled that it was more confident in its legacy partner, Boeing (BA) (government contracts), which was developing the Starliner, a spacecraft to rival SpaceX's (private company) Crew Dragon source: cnn.com   |   share: 21   Tue August 11, 2020       Top snooker player Ronnie O'Sullivan slams younger generation"s poor standard of play and claims he'd have to "lose an arm and a leg to fall out of the top 50" on tour. That's a baaaad diss source: bbc.com   |   share: 14   Mon August 10, 2020       Scientific proof that the ratio of morons to sane people has skyrocketed on commercial flights lately source: thehill.com   |   share: 37         Roscosmos lead believes Venus belongs to Russia and eagerly awaits their cosmo-men, announces development of reusable rockets fueled by vodak and sour grapes source: phys.org   |   share: 41   Fri August 07, 2020       South Korea surrenders, Rocket Lab fixes its rocket, Sir Richard must wait longer to get into space, space bees, flying grain elevator, Rocket Lab ups how much it can launch, ULA wins a commercial launch contract, and dimmer Starlinks 🚀 source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 2         It was a rocket or bomb and not corrupt negligent storage of a known explosive. Yeah, that's the ticket according to my chief aide and wife, Morgan Fairchild source: news.sky.com   |   share: 88         Rocket Mortgage IPO doesn't have liftoff source: axios.com   |   share: 13   Tue August 04, 2020       Rice cooking used to be rocket science source: atlasobscura.com   |   share: 21         ♬ And their won't be Rockettes at Radio City this Christmas / The greatest gift we'll get this year is life (Oooh) / Where nothing ever grows, traffic barely flows / Guess you know it's Covid time at all source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 6   Sat August 01, 2020       Old and busted: Upper Peninsula of Michigan where you can fish, hike, boat, camp, see the beautiful Pictured Rocks, visit the Sault Ste. Marie locks, eat a pasty, and be eaten by mosquitoes. New hotness: Watch rockets send satellites into orbit source: freep.com   |   share: 23   Fri July 31, 2020       Welcome to Day 2 of the NBA's Disney Bubble. Grizzlies vs Blazers at 3pm, Celtics vs Bucks at 5:30pm and Rockets vs Mavs at 8pm. All times Eastern source: espn.com   |   share: 35   Mon July 27, 2020       The Rocket City Trash Pandas have some thoughts on 2020 source: whnt.com   |   share: 27         Fungus that thrives on the radiation found at Chernobyl is being tested as a possible shield for astronauts. Soon we may have a solar system being explored by mutants and/or X-Men source: phys.org   |   share: 23         For you rocketry nerds, a fellow nerd recapping his most recent flight attempt to hit 1,000 meters using a finless model rocket steered by actively gimballing the motor source: youtube.com   |   share: 31   Fri July 24, 2020       1928 mission to Venus, Virgin to try again at year's end, SpaceX gets huge valuation increase, BAIKONUR-19, Virgin goes Japanese, 2 Mars probes launched, SpaceX Starship test flight possible within a week, & German-engineered rockets are coming 🚀 source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 5         Apollo 17's Dr. Jack Schmitt has an article in Politico. tl;dr: "Please land someone else on the farking Moon before I die" source: politico.com   |   share: 10         Today a Progress supply capsule heading for the International Space Station deviated from its course and wobbled wildly 3 to 5 meters from the station. And the Russians failed to follow safety protocols and abort source: nasaspaceflight.com   |   share: 27   Wed July 22, 2020       On this day in history, in 1933, Wiley Post completed his solo flight around the world, a feat later echoed in the 80's by his distant ancestor Wile E. Coyote on his ACME rocket source: history.com   |   share: 16   Tue July 21, 2020       4:30pm Eastern - It's the Fark News Summary Livestream. Less COVID-19 today, more odds and ends including rockets to Venus, leech sex, shrooms with Jesus, thieving cats and talking dogs. It's almost like a normal Tuesday from 2019 source: twitch.tv   |   share: 7         Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. I'm headed to Venus source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 9         Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. I'm headed to Venus source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 9   Sat July 18, 2020 (Some Far Out Space Nut)       SpaceX to drag astronauts back to Earth August 2 source: teslarati.com   |   share: 11   Fri July 17, 2020       China bars Claudia Christian after it loses its 3rd rocket of the year, SpaceX delays South Korean satellite rather than risk boom, Saturn V cancelled, no new big rockets this year though seven are coming soon, ICBM recycled, & Ariane 5 cancelled. 🚀 source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 12   Thu July 16, 2020       Russian space chief tries to prevent himself from accidentally ingesting polonium by trash talking NASA source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 7   Wed July 15, 2020       Old & getting pricey: ARM RISC architecture, owned by Softbank who needs cash to offset yuuuge losses. New & open source: RISC-V from UC Berkelely. Cool: named Rocket, BOOM (Berkeley Out-of-Order Machine), and Sodor source: reuters.com   |   share: 17   Tue July 14, 2020       New Gallup Poll: Republican governors now losing residents' support on COVID-19. Subby's going out on a limb here by saying it could have something to do with all the virus cases skyrocketing source: news.gallup.com   |   share: 31         Rocket man, burning out his fuse, in quarantine source: espn.com   |   share: 6   Sun July 12, 2020       Rocket Summer source: phys.org   |   share: 9   Fri July 10, 2020       Electron rocket falls from the sky, ♬Jews in Space♬, iRocket wins contract & is gunning for SpaceX, Minotaur spotted, UK government buys OneWeb, and another COVID-19 delay. These and other stories plus Andy Rooney on this week's Rocket Report ⏱ source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 9         NASA's Perseverance Mars rover is now 129 feet closer to its goal source: mars.nasa.gov   |   share: 9   Wed July 08, 2020       Starlink launch at 11:58 a.m. Fifty-seven Starlink satellites plus two rideshares source: space.com   |   share: 2         Hey kids, let's see who can hold a lit firecracker the longest- give the winner a hand source: 6abc.com   |   share: 59         "The investigation found both problems with Boeing's software as well as NASA's oversight of the process." Replace "NASA" with "FAA", and the statement still makes sense source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 8   Tue July 07, 2020       As Coronavirus cases in the state have skyrocketed to nearly a quarter-million after a five-fold increase in the last two weeks, let's hear what Florida Gov DeSantis has to say for himself, shall we? source: cnn.com   |   share: 71         Yesterday: Stonks are set to reach an all-time high. Today: Stonks are set to drop by Great Depression levels. Tomorrow: Stonks are set to dance on Sprockets source: markets.businessinsider.com   |   share: 54   Mon July 06, 2020       Nice Moon rocket you got there. Be a shame if someone were to... destroy it with crippling force (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 21   Sun July 05, 2020       Missing: seven small satellites. Last seen near New Zealand. If found, please return what's left to Rocket Labs source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 12   Fri July 03, 2020       DoD: We've altered the rocket contract, pray we don't alter any more * 7-week weather delay * Blue Origin delivers * Replacement Russian rocket too expensive * FAA reviewing SpaceX Starship * China to Mars * China asks why they don't have a SpaceX 🚀 source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 10   Thu July 02, 2020       Arizona's Coronavirus cases are skyrocketing, with 3,300 new cases so far today, So, OF COURSE AZ Rep. and Chair of the "Freedom Caucus" Andy Biggs is calling for the Coronavirus Task Force to be disbanded for daring to contradict Trump on re-opening source: thehill.com   |   share: 84   Wed July 01, 2020       A professor in China says he's invented a jet engine that can turn electricity directly into thrust source: futurism.com   |   share: 67   Tue June 30, 2020       NASA's next Mars rover has now burned nearly half of its launch window source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 22         NASA's next Mars rover has now burned nearly half of its launch window source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 22         RV and camper sales have skyrocketed during the pandemic. So let's get campy source: fox43.com   |   share: 44   Sun June 28, 2020       Boeing to start tests of the 737MAX's upgraded crash feature tomorrow source: engadget.com   |   share: 20   Sat June 27, 2020       L'watch the return to flight of the Vega rocket carrying 53 satellites including 26 SuperDoves and 8 Lemur-2s to orbit. Launch is at 9:51 PM ET. Yes, the coverage is in English source: rocketlaunch.live   |   share: 10   Fri June 26, 2020       Firefly applies for a licence to misbehave * "Space balloons"? Tickets start at $75k * NASA to purchase tickets on suborbital rockets * NASA Stennis might be renamed to honor someone who was not a piece of shiat * India to push private rockets 🚀 source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 22         Donald Trump's "rocket ship economy" is less "Saturn V thundering skyward" and more "Falcon 9 exploding on the launch pad" source: slate.com   |   share: 56   Wed June 24, 2020       NASA agrees to send astronauts to the ISS on used Dragon capsules and used Falcon rockets. In response, certain members of the Senate and Boeing executives are sticking fingers in their ears and going "Lalalalalalala I can't hear you" source: spaceflightnow.com   |   share: 35   Fri June 19, 2020       Five ways to support black-owned businesses: 'It's not rocket science' source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 12         SpaceX building a floating spaceport * SpaceX McGregor test site gets improvements * Military wants nuclear propulsion * Astra to try again * Vega rocket to return to flight * Artemis SRBs at KSC * Skyrora, the only rocket that is not crap 🚀 source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 5         SpaceX building a floating spaceport * SpaceX McGregor test site gets improvements * Military wants nuclear propulsion * Astra to try again * Vega rocket to return to flight * Artemis SRBs at KSC * Skyrora, the only rocket that is not crap 🚀 source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 5   Tue June 16, 2020       3.. 2.. 1.. Rocket Croc source: twitter.com   |   share: 12   Mon June 15, 2020       Davy Crockett unavailable for comment source: myfox8.com   |   share: 91         Elon Musk to create 'Bionic Man' within a year through implanted chips. No word yet if Lee Majors has signed on (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 20   Sun June 14, 2020       Director responsible for the first two Paddington exits, not wanting to complete a terrifying trilogy source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 14   Thu June 11, 2020 (Some Guy)       Photoshop this moon walker with his widdle rocket plane source: fly.historicwings.com   |   share: 17   (Rocket Lab)       With the defeat of the dreaded virus in Hobbiton -- thank you very much Jacinda Ardern -- the Hobbits can get back to launching rockets. Watch "Don't Stop Me Now" go into space at 12:43 AM ET. Coverage starts at about T minus 20 minutes source: rocketlabusa.com   |   share: 31   Fri June 05, 2020       "You can't be number one on earth if you are number two in space" and "we are not going to be number two anywhere" - unless we make this planet a giant golden toilet source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 35         Silly gator, space is for Bob and Doug * Germany to hold a rocket competition. No word if London will be evacuated * SpaceX: Boom today, success tomorrow * Exos: Boom today success today * Vega to return to flight * Russia leaks on South America 🚀 source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 2   Thu June 04, 2020       With all my wonderful moves, you'd think I'd skyrocket in the polls. I don't get it. Are all of you horrible people stupid? Can I have everyone arrested? source: bipartisanreport.com   |   share: 62   Wed June 03, 2020       10 years ago today, SpaceX's most important launch technology was... a hair dryer source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 9         10 years ago today, SpaceX's most important launch technology was... a hair dryer source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 9         Before you blame skyrocketing USA unemployment numbers on COVID-19, consider that Europe's unemployment rate has remained steady source: twitter.com   |   share: 85         Elon Musk's vehicle brings "that new car smell" to International Space Station (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 28   Mon June 01, 2020       National Geographic makes a copyright claim against NASA for having NASA created footage on the NASA YouTube channel. Where is Buzz Aldrin when you need him? source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 18   Sun May 31, 2020       Fancy yourself a steely eyed rocket man? Try docking Dragon on the ISS with SpaceX official sim source: iss-sim.spacex.com   |   share: 47   Fri May 29, 2020       SpaceX Starship SN4 prototype go BIG badaboom source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 71         Damn you weather gods * Sir Isaac: Technically falling for two seconds is a very small orbit * The top 30 Chinese space companies * No mother farking emojis * Your Rocket Report is reviewing Netflix rocket design source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 15   Thu May 28, 2020       Maybe if I just yell about Biden being racist and Twitter being mean, I'll finally skyrocket in the polls. This is what a desperate man looks like source: mediaite.com   |   share: 88   Wed May 27, 2020       Private jet demand takes off as wealthy Russians spend their lockdowns in West with their mini-giraffes source: reuters.com   |   share: 1   Tue May 26, 2020       Alex Ovechkin wins Maurice 'Rocket' Richard Trophy for record ninth time after tying David Pastrnak for the league-lead in goals with 48. In other news, the NHL season is over source: russianmachineneverbreaks.com   |   share: 25         Virgin Orbit successfully places satellite in permanent ocean orbit source: bbc.com   |   share: 23         Virgin Orbit successfully places satellite in permanent ocean orbit source: bbc.com   |   share: 23   Sun May 24, 2020       Meet the brave test pilots that will drive SpaceX's brand new rocketship into space, who are veteran astronauts and happen to be best friends source: apnews.com   |   share: 47   Fri May 22, 2020       Wednesday is the day of days 🚀🚀 Unless you are a Virgin, then it is Sunday 🚀🚀 Relativity steals veteran SpaceX executive 🚀🚀 Sure he's an ass, but his rocket cost NASA 2% of a comparable in-house rocket 🚀 Your Rocket Report now has more emojis source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 3         Rocket soon to lift actual farking human beings into orbit is now vertical at Pad 39A. Yes we got farking video source: twitter.com   |   share: 33   Tue May 19, 2020       "I can't play three days in a row. I can't have sex three days in a row," the Rockets' Charles Barkley memorably quipped source: theringer.com   |   share: 9         Another consequence of the pandemic: The number of sexually transmitted diseases is skyrocketing; in part because health care workers normally assigned to STD cases have been redeployed to the coronavirus source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 70   Sun May 17, 2020       Watch an Atlas V return the top secret military space plane to orbit at 9:14 AM ET. I could tell you more but I'd have to kill you or worse put rocket emojis in the headline source: rocketlaunch.live   |   share: 20   Sat May 16, 2020       This *is* rocket science source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: 25   Fri May 15, 2020       You can buy stock in a company about to launch people. Sad: Not SpaceX 🚀 Hitch a ride on a SpaceX Starlink launch 🚀 Falling Chinese rocket misses NYC🚀 LEGO rocket can't make orbit. Ferb, I know what we are going to do after reading Rocket Report source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 7   (Some Guy)       This raises troubling questions for LEGO City leadership. Why does the set include a rover and a grappling arm, if it will never reach the moon? What's the satellite used for if it doesn't have the delta-v to reach even low-earth orbit? source: h313.info   |   share: 24   (Some Guy)       This raises troubling questions for LEGO City leadership. Why does the set include a rover and a grappling arm, if it will never reach the moon? What's the satellite used for if it doesn't have the delta-v to reach even low-earth orbit? source: h313.info   |   share: 24   Thu May 14, 2020       Trump's E.P.A. enters mustache-twirling villain territory by announcing it will repeal limits on an element of rocket fuel that contaminates water causing fetal and infant brain damage source: nytimes.com   |   share: 32   Wed May 13, 2020       Chinese rocket may have dropped an empty coke bottle as it passed over Africa source: theverge.com   |   share: 21         Chinese rocket may have dropped an empty coke bottle as it passed over Africa source: theverge.com   |   share: 21   Tue May 12, 2020       Which albums have no weak songs? Is Four Sticks a weak song? Is Rocket Queen? I can never remember which one is Four Sticks source: loudwire.com   |   share: 123   Mon May 11, 2020       Since this year hasn't been weird enough, there is an out of control Chinese rocket, and it's about to crash somewhere off the east coast. Any minute now source: forbes.com   |   share: 99         Russian booster breaks down in orbit the same way a Lada does: all over the highway source: phys.org   |   share: 10         Russian booster breaks down in orbit the same way a Lada does: all over the highway source: phys.org   |   share: 10   Thu May 07, 2020       Need targets to simulate enemy missiles for your interceptor test? Just wait for your enemy to go broke, and buy the actual missiles source: thedrive.com   |   share: 21   Wed May 06, 2020       Any other farkers watching How to Cook Your Dragon on Netflix? Have any other viewing recommendations for those still sheltering at home? source: netflix.com   |   share: 7         China launches its new and improved version of an Apollo spacecraft source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 7         China launches its new and improved version of an Apollo spacecraft source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 7         "Explosion-powered rockets." And there's a glimmer of hope in this timeline source: wired.com   |   share: 40   Tue May 05, 2020       Maybe ventilators ARE rocket science source: techbriefs.com   |   share: 10         Endgame's War Machine mystery has been solved by the writers who sort of left that plot point dangling source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 51   Mon May 04, 2020       Military drone gains sentience, escapes human handlers. Skynet seen whistling, looking innocent source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: 23   Fri May 01, 2020       Landing two boosters side-by-side is so 2019. Let's land them on droneships 🚀 "The Dorado" rocket 🚀 Hobbits send rocket to Virginia pad 🚀 Sea Launch ain't 🚀 Space Leak System 🚀 China to launch Apollo 18 next week 🚀 This is your Rocket Report source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 6   Thu April 30, 2020       NASA awards lunar lander contracts to SpaceX, Blue Origin, and Dynetics. We should have known that the Scientologists had a space program source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 52         NASA awards lunar lander contracts to SpaceX, Blue Origin, and Dynetics. We should have known that the Scientologists had a space program source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 52   Tue April 28, 2020       Iranian satellite launch 'sends message' to the world. They hope that someone gets their, they hope that someone gets their, they hope that someone gets their message in a rocket source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 21         Chad accidentally fires rocket, hitting house and killing four. Dammit, Chad source: warisboring.com   |   share: 47   Mon April 27, 2020       No boom source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 40         No boom source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 40   Sun April 26, 2020       Elon Musk to temp fate yet again source: nasaspaceflight.com   |   share: 21         In other news, SpaceX did another static test of the Falcon 9 rocket yesterday ... moving us one small step closer to maybe getting the hell off this godforsaken rock source: interestingengineering.com   |   share: 46   Tue April 21, 2020       South Korea says to pause Rocket Man's countdown source: m-en.yna.co.kr   |   share: 47   Sat April 18, 2020       If anyone's interested, here's one of the first detailed looks at SpaceX's proposed new 'Dragon XL' source: hackaday.com   |   share: 17   Fri April 17, 2020       A week after Republicans forced Wisconsinites to go vote in person during a pandemic, COVID-19 diagnoses are just starting to skyrocket source: twitter.com   |   share: 84         Virgin soon to make it to first base 🚀 Soyuz production catches the virus 🚀 Hobbits steal a rocket launch from Europe 🚀 Help me Boris Johnson, you're my only hope 🚀 Your Rocket Report still can't afford low, low insurance costs for flying SpaceX source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 1         On May 27 America will have a manned space program again. Unless Elon Musk does something bizarre between now and then source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 15   Wed April 15, 2020       World leaders have seen their approval ratings skyrocket as they've handled the COVID-19 pandemic. Everyone but one guy, that is source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 71

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