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Mon May 25, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
This article on meat processing robots gave me a real cool new band name: Rectum Loosener Robot
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bloomberg: "It's a modern quandary for the ultra-wealthy: a yacht awaits at harbor, but how to safely reach it without risking exposure to the germ-ridden masses?"
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We haven't had a good "all the bananas are dying" thread in a while. Update: Still dying
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood may bring in Daleks to keep sets germ-free
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Carnegie Mellon scientists discover than nearly half the Twitter accounts promoting the "Re-open America" message are bots. In other words we've reached the "Kill all humans" phase of the Great Robot Revolution
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"I need your boots, your motorcycle, and your...amusing plastic frog?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"I need your boots, your motorcycle, and your...amusing plastic frog?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe's beginning to like the way the T/A rolls in Arizona, and those boss T-Tops really don't hurt
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Europe's getting cleaner and greener as the US gets oranger and dirtier
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Shiny metal ass sold separately
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
On its fifth CEO in 6 years, car renter Hertz continues to be a slow-motion train wreck
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Home mortgage delinquencies soared to the most ever in April. This is not a repeat from 2008
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
New president of the NFLPA reminds us that players aren't 'invincible robots,' except for Cleatus, who everyone just accepts as part of every Sunday's NFC package
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Screw Twitter, let's go to the source...Researchers are finding evidence that patients who test positive for the coronavirus after recovering aren't capable of transmitting the infection
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CEOs: "Woohoo, these bailouts are like our very own free money fountain." Senator Elizabeth Warren: "Not so fast, motherfarkers"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Robots in agriculture. Isn't this the plot to the movie "Runaway"?
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Robots in agriculture. Isn't this the plot to the movie "Runaway"?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Masked superhero collects names of villains, prepares to rain down justice
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"See, robots, they laugh like this, 'Ha.Ha.' BUT PEOPLE, they laugh like this,'Ha-Ha.'"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sir Richard bravely ran away from $41mil of shares in his Virgin Galactic last week
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
They say "Qantas don't crash," but a socially-distanced 900% increase in fares will put them six feet under
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Have some bicycles with unpopular colors like orange and turquoise, or unusual sizes such as extra small and extra large that your store just can't sell? Well, now may be your moment
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Claiming losses against your 2014 tax filings are a great way to earn $50m from the CARES Act Stealth Bailouts
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Unicorns in the Valley of Coronavirus
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Japan launches new unit to step up outer space defense, either by developing large space tigers that combine into a giant robot or relaunching the battleship Yamato
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's hope a tobacco-based COVID vaccine doesn't go up in smoke
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coffee has overtaken tea in Russia, but will never beet vodak
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
All of South Africa becoming lack toes intolerant
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The test being used in the White House and elsewhere may end up missing half the COVID-19 cases it should detect. So the odds that Trump has it just jumped exponentially
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, you can buy your very own robot murder dog for only $900
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Big Oil has big plans for net zero emissions. They're also going to pay off the world's debt, establish a unicorn sanctuary staffed by penguins on Mars, and get you laid. Are they credible?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looking to avoid burnout? Work less, fark more. No, seriously
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
GIF thread? GIF thread!
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Economist figures out how many jobs robots are stealing: 3.3 jobs per robot
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
United Airlines' bond sale fails to take off
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Good news gentlemen, dress pants are out. Denim is in
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The robot dogs are here and they want you to socially distance. You choose your fate if you don't comply within 20 seconds
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How the hell have they been groping your balls this entire time *without* wearing a mask
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
One of the world's best restaurants might be taken out
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Get ready for more ads on spotify. You heard it here first
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Robot: I lost my head vacationing in Maine
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In spite of Corona, we can still get Corona
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amidst all the dead, suffering, waste left in the plague's wake, BlackRock's Fink lays out the number one fear for corporate America in the months ahead: a tax hike
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hertz and Avis return cars they never owned
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Go away human influencer, you are no longer needed. I am Miquela and I'm prepared to break the internet
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Refusing to have the wool pulled over their eyes and concerned for their safety, US meat workers are starting to quit as the plants reopen. They're not sheep
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Temporary" is just another word for "nothing left to lose"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oculus is developing a smaller and lighter VR headset to help keep your facebook blinders on
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bankruptcy Hertz, don't it
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japan's PM extends the lockdown, now says the sun will rise on May 31
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Sun May 03, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Will Dolores and Caleb lead the robot uprising? Will anyone note that Serac is Cares spelled backwards? Will The Man in White have something to do with it? It's a Host of chaos and confusion in the third season finale of Westworld, 8PM ET on HBO
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Principal .Caught sayof)
 
 
 
"They scrutinized prototypes for a robotic exoskeleton go well with and joined operational briefings, which Mr. Schmidt needed to study extra about as a result of he had lately begun advising the navy on know-how." Alrighty, then
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The office you left isn't the one you return to. Neither is that plant you had on the filing cabinet
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The best time for the United States to start a sovereign wealth fund is 30 years ago. The second best time is right now
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No Kissing, No Extras: How TV production is copying porn to fix the cable
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The roof's falling in on Freddie Mac
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
O-R3 autonomous surveillance robots installed in parks to remind joggers to maintain social distancing. Maintain social distancing. 15 seconds to comply, yada yada yada
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
O-R3 autonomous surveillance robots installed in parks to remind joggers to maintain social distancing. Maintain social distancing. 15 seconds to comply, yada yada yada
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Even with increased lockdown sales, Blue Apron finds the recipe for failure
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
He probably doesn't want this reported, but Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman's year is really going to pieces
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Even with processing plants ordered to stay open, wholesale beef just hit a new record, up 62% since Feb. Your dog wants steak, but can you afford it?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Tyson Foods helped create the meat crisis it's now warning against. Kind of a chicken/egg or oxy addiction/pharma rehab thing
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin says that states with "poorly managed budgets" will not get federal bailout funds. This is a guy who sat on the board of Sears for god sake
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Distilleries now turning stale beer into coronavirus wine (and sanitizer). Sweet sweet coronavirus wine
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Everyone can chillax. Scientists find COVID-19 is destroyed when it's exposed to 56 degrees Celsius for 30 minutes which should happen this summer due to global warming
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Icahn not believe how overpriced those stonks are
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"We're Pampering Our Pets More Than Ourselves." Well yeah - they've earned it for putting up with us these past few weeks
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While you're doing what you can to keep things together, the $1bil video-game coaching industry is already at the next level
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The states that asked first got the most virus disaster relief. Congrats CA, WA, and CT; suck it WV, ID, and VT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MIT professor describes sensible ideas to play spectator sports in front of non-robot fans despite lack of coronavirus vaccine
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
New robots are metal af
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Buffet's business bastions breached by bug
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Europe's hottest year looked FROM SPAAAAAACE
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Now they even got cows wearing masks, although supposedly it's to reduce methane emissions. Subby thinks they are putting them on the wrong end
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In other news...Dumb Swedes get lucky ... or are they still dumb ?
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey Donald, thanks for the billions to help save jobs. Now that the check cleared, we're still going to lay people off
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Post Malone Is Planet Earth's Most Relatable Pop Star" said no one but his publicist
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. expected to lead contraction in global GDP this year. USA USA USA USA USA
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When an $8.5bil global market crashes, the bouquet is not going to be particularly sweet
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Thu April 16, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
As if Westworld needed any more robots in disguise this season
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Fed: "We're just helping investment grade companies who were downgraded after the virus through no fault of their own". Also the Fed: *Buys $16 billion CCC rated Blackrock high yield corporate bond ETF*
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Carnival execs knew they had a virus problem but kept the party going. Soon the legal circus will be pitching its tents. Send in the clowns
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While the world may see Japan as a futuristic land of humanoid robots and intelligent toilets, inside its offices, managers maintain a fierce devotion to paper files, fax machines, business card exchanges and face-to-face meetings
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Social distancing will never work because Americans will do whatever they want" myth goes right out the window. 90% of y'all are doing a good job of it. It's the 10% who are going to protests, megachurches, and COVID parties we have to worry about
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The happy ending for Donnie's key 2020 states is looking stormy from the twin blows of the mushrooming virus and job loss
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The virus is taking our jorbs even faster than before
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CEO complains there are too many Zoom meetings. Fark: Zoom CEO
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
More than half of the new Coronavirus cases reported in China on Sunday are Chinese nationals on a flight returning from Russia, you know, the country that claims they haven't got any of the 'rona thereabouts?
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Sun April 12, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Keeping busy in Cornteen? Doing anything cool? Not much. Just built a 10 foot functional robot. How about you?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Arizona pizza parlor uses robots to deliver food, feed Sarah Connor
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
This should cause a well reasoned twitter response
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
California secedes
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With social gatherings restricted, Hong Kong protesters are flocking to Animal Crossing to demonstrate against government, Tom Nook's reign of terror
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Infodemic." See: "YouTube"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With humans in hiding, animals take back the world
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Milk Bar cookies are coming very soon, me droogs. They're right horrorshow
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey Farkers, how good are you at geography? Here's a map of the world along with coronavirus numbers. Scroll your mouse pointer over the South American countries and see if you can spot the error
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wallstreet orders traders to die for the economy
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Spain joins the Yang Gang
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Students use avatar robots to stand in their place at graduation. Sheldon Cooper unavailable for comment
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It is time to start talking about the D-word? Yes, yes it is. No, not that D-word, the other one
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Robots are helping fight Coronavirus in Italy, continuing attempt to gain our acceptance before killing us all
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Here is the swimming robot that NASA wants to send to Europa. Boy is the Monolith going to be pissed
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mortgage lenders prepare for home loan default rates well beyond Great Recession levels in 2008. It's going to be a bumpy night
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US intelligence officials privately confirm that China's coronavirus numbers are bullshiat
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As everyone predicted, the true winners of the pandemic appear to be the divorce lawyers
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You knew the robots were coming to take over the world, you just didn't know they'd be here so soon due to the Covid-19 crisis
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A Trump. A hotel. A fraud case. Panama
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Five. Five minute. Five minute COVID-19 test
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Microbreweries in the Czech Republic fear 1,900,000 liters of beer could go undrunk. Oh the Brewmanity
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is not Trump's Katrina; by the numbers, it's his Vietnam
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You know that "miracle" drug Trump won't shut up about? Turns out not giving the drug is more effective than giving the drug. Followup tag in quarantine, Fail is social distancing, and can't use facepalm because DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Republicans prepared to scuttle the coronavirus stimulus plan because poor people have it too easy
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fed hires Conflict of Interest, LLC. to oversee the bailout
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Why are people still going on cruises
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Holy shiat: clogged toilets on the Navy's latest 2 aircraft carriers require a periodic $400,000 acid flush, because the pipes are too narrow to handle the morning dump
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump to New York: Drop dead
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
1/6 of the world population is now in full lockdown
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The "beer game," invented in the late 1950s, helps retailers solve today's toilet paper crisis
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A hospital in Thailand are using Ninja robots to help fight the virus battle
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury: We need to do everything possible to stave off 20% unemployment. Fed: 20%? Oh, you sweet summer child
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Food, food, food everywhere and no one to eat it
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Only the rich get COVID-19 tests. New hotness: The rich try to reserve hospital beds
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Driverless truck company drives itself into the ground
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(Some Narrator)
 
 
 
TFarker and Narrator Cyclometh reads further selections from Asimov's I, ROBOT tonight at 6 PM Pacific, 9 PM Eastern. Links to live streams will be posted in thread and in the page linked to the left
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Sex robot manufacturer RealDoll now selling 'anti-bacterial' dolls for those in self-isolation due to the coronavirus. Heroes indeed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looks like gas is going to stay cheap for a while yet, just in time for you to be stuck at home not using it
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Your friendly neighborhood Farker Cyclometh will be reading selections from Isaac Asimov's I, ROBOT this evening at 6 PM Pacific/9 PM Eastern for your quarantine entertainment. Link goes to Twitch stream, other services in thread once stream is live
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As Kudlow proposes public ownership of companies bailed out by the US, dems realize even AOC has been outflanked on the left by Republicans
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Poland's refusing to stand by, just threw a stimulus package worth 9% of GDP on the table
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We haven't heard about WeWork in a while, let's check in and see how they're handling the pandemic. Oh, that's not good
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Italian study says 99% of people who died from coronavirus had some other preexisting condition. Sorry, but this does not bode well for those of you with ailments
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Corporate Virtue in the Time of Coronavirus." Admit it - you needed a laugh
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The post-virus economic recovery could be a green one. Let's take the good news where we can get it
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
*looks at NYSE* Uh...huh...sure Steve. Whatever reality you have to tell yourself
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Translation: The airline industry is collapsing
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
10 minute coronavirus test not made by Theranos could be a game changer
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Sat March 14, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sanitizing robot
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Denmark: Shut. Down. Everything. Oh, and lets activate the military to make sure
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump to finally admit that his presidency is a disaster
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Buffett bars shareholders from Berkshire's annual meeting - there's no seeing the Oracle this year
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New coronavirus test that's 10 times faster is approved by the FDA. It can now measure two drops in a bucket
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
I think we all knew those conferences were just giant orgies
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bad: People with COVID-19 may be contagious for two weeks before symptoms appear. Really bad: People with COVID-19 may be contagious for five weeks after symptoms have vanished
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Instagram influencers continue to be a plague unto themselves
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
Brexit finally pays off as the UK is the only country in Europe that isn't banned from travel to the US for the next 30 days
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coronavirus Conference Cancelled
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Tue March 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CDC urges old people to stay home, wash hands, and buy robot insurance. Because robots eat the medicine of old people, and they are made of metal, and are strong
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A robotic hand job is soon to be a reality
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Lost in Space with a Bunch of Annoying Kids, gets renewed for its third and final season
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ireland cancels St. Patrick's Day. O'sh*t
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The soufflé is chefs' comfort food of the year - assuming it doesn't crash as well
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
New US Navy robot sub trained to kill without human control. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"This is what the start of a recession looks like" says John McLaine. Yipee Ki Yay Market Failure
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In some sort of elaborate false-flag operation, robots are working with humans to disinfect hospitals and examine patients and finding Sarah Connors
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wall Street Professionals on where the market goes from here: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
This is the kind of outside the quarantine box thinking that will get us out of this COVID-19 panic: administration considering tax breaks to cruise lines, travel businesses, because who doesn't want to jump on a cruise right now at a discount
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Thu March 05, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Some of the doctors treating coronavirus patients in Wuhan are still alive. Here's what they have to say about it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Embattled bookseller Barnes and Noble's new strategy? Pivot to books
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
For $3, a 'robot lawyer' will sue data brokers that don't delete your personal and location info
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Tue March 03, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Someone at Google decided that writing an algorithm that lets robots teach themselves how to walk was a good idea
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Someone at Google decided that writing an algorithm that lets robots teach themselves how to walk was a good idea
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Guess who jacked us up?
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Fri February 28, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Costing less to employ than a minimum-wage worker, Flippy is built to slip in right alongside humans on the fast-food line." LESS than minimum wage? So much for the argument that higher wages will cause workers to be replaced. Time for BGI
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Costing less to employ than a minimum-wage worker, Flippy is built to slip in right alongside humans on the fast-food line." LESS than minimum wage? So much for the argument that higher wages will cause workers to be replaced. Time for BGI
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
I get that you "had a verbal altercation each time before deciding to spray the man on the third pass," but there's ways to repel someone away from you other than using bear repellent
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Thu February 27, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donnie's facebook ads look different than Democrats'. They also leave a layer of make-up and undiluted BS on your screen
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sex, food, and botox are the secrets to looking young
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The once feverish solar revolution is now seeing a few viral clouds on the horizon
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Wed February 26, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Walmart to enter health care market with unironic Walmart health care services. People of Walmart can get $30 medical checkup, a $25 teeth cleaning, or talk about their anxieties with a counselor for $1 a minute
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Rocky IX: The Revenge of Paulie's Robot is officially in development
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Tue February 25, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers upgrade a robot that looks like a child with the ability to feel pain and then giggle while they electrocute it. Japan? Japan (w/video)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers upgrade a robot that looks like a child with the ability to feel pain and then giggle while they electrocute it. Japan? Japan (w/video)
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Mon February 24, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
New robot makes seven hundred pieces of sushi in an hour. While a bit slower, it still has better presentation and plating than that time Uncle Bob ran his outboard motor over a school of fish
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
On top of everything else, the U.S.-Iran Pistachio War is heating up. There will be shell to pay
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"We already know the nastiness the coronavirus wreaks on a body; we're about to find out how much damage it does to the global economy"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Inside the boardroom drama that cost you all your winnings in HQ Trivia
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Because it blows really big smoking holes in its lobbyists' lies?
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Fri February 21, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Boeing software engineering department c. 2017: Don't worry, this warning light will appear when the 737-Max malfunctions. Pilots and regulators: What warning light?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
YouTube, among other sites, are set to be full page ads for Trump on election day
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Thu February 20, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NSFW Westworld season 3 trailer here & it seems to me, reminds me of childhood memories
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japan goes green by burning more coal
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Wed February 19, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mr Roboto is your new pop idol (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue February 18, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apparently someone in the Trump administration missed the memo about not sanctioning Rosneft
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Are you telling me there are still people out there who have never seen the "Don't Date Robots" public service announcements? I'm looking at you, Billy Everyteen
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Sun February 16, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"New" Coronavirus treatment shows hope for cure. FARK: 3,000 year-old ancient Chinese secret
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Sat February 15, 2020
(Vice)
 
Boobies
 
And you were worried about robots taking trucking and retail jobs ... what about robots taking cam girl jobs? (Not safe for work content)
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Fri February 14, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Would you like to actually SEE the Coronavirus? Of course you do
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Thu February 13, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
China plans yet another reboot of Battlestar Galactica (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Take a peek inside Amazon's first grocery store. It looks like, well, a grocery store. It will still take your whole paycheck, though
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Muttering about the Jews is a bad look - especially when you're a teacher judging a robotics competition on Long Island
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Wed February 12, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in plastic and wearing googly eyes"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in plastic and wearing googly eyes"
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Tue February 11, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
All welcome your new Skynet-based investment overlords
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Low-Alcohol Wines That Taste Great." DON'T LAUGH - IT'S POSSIBLE. maybe
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Mon February 10, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Latest trick in the gig economy: Using scripts or robot screen tappers to pick up Amazon Flex delivery jobs that appear randomly and disappear in the blink of an eye if someone else get them first
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chinese, U.S. and world health officials are doing all they can to contain the spread of the coronavirus as all believe it is a grave potential threat to worldwide public health. Then there's this guy
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Fri February 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's empire continues to crumble after news that SpaceX is now spinning off another IPO. Yep, he's toast
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a 65 degree day in Antarctica
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The retribution begins
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Thu February 06, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Five-foot-tall droid gets kicked out of NYC's Bryant Park for "screening" parkgoers for the coronavirus. No word yet if it also wanted to probe them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old wind turbine blades are piling up, so if you want a free one, head to the nearest landfill because they have heaps
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Tue February 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In Japan, you'll soon be able to complain about your home life to a robot bartender, which politely chats about the weather with you while serving up drinks. "Dealing with people can be a hassle. With this you can just come and get drunk"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In Japan, you'll soon be able to complain about your home life to a robot bartender, which politely chats about the weather with you while serving up drinks. "Dealing with people can be a hassle. With this you can just come and get drunk"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Love him or Lev him, Parnas looking at more charges
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Mon February 03, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's say this twinkie represents the normal amount of concern about a Bernie Sanders presidency. Based on this morning's sample, it'd be a twinkie... 35 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The terminator is probably going to be sweating profusely, which is creepy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The terminator is probably going to be sweating profusely, which is creepy
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump: I want to thank China, they're doing a bigly great job on coronavirus, we've been working very closely with them right from the start. China: Um
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Sun February 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Several GOP senators claim they've found impeachable conduct in the Ukraine scandal after all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang calls for a global ban on killer robots. Good luck dude, the political lobby for Big Robot is very powerful
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Fri January 31, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos adds $13.2 billion to his fortune in just minutes. Meanwhile you stare at your 1% annual pay increase
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Thu January 30, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Scientists develop robotic finger that can "sweat" to cool itself down
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The software your doctor uses is secretly pushing him to prescribe opioids to you
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Tue January 28, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You get an electric car tax credit, and you get an electric car tax credit, and you get an electric car tax credit, and you get an electric car tax credit, and wait a minute - did all of you actually buy an electric car?
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Mon January 27, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Assorted quotes from the mind of a Tesla short-seller. "Musk is an epic fraud. The Ed Hardy shirt of tech visionaries, the Jar Jar Binks of technology, a cross between Elizabeth Holmes and Donald Trump. Is Elon lactating?"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No, there is another
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