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Fri February 03, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYC fails at legal weed: The 20-odd unlicensed weed shops within a half mile of its two legal dispensaries, the weed is cheaper and often better because it doesn't have to be New York-grown
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Thu February 02, 2023
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
That's a rap
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
GameStop manager fired because A) he stole $5000; B) he stole $5000 in PS5s; C) a cashier didn't ring up the $5000 in PS5s robbers stole at gunpoint
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Driver creates night time drive-thru shopping mall
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Tue January 31, 2023
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Not really news: car broken into in Oakland. Fark: with driver inside. Ultrafark: broken into a second time while being interviewed
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Fri January 27, 2023
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
If you have a giant rose tattoo on your neck, maybe cover it up before you start robbing banks
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
If you have a giant rose tattoo on your neck, maybe cover it up before you start robbing banks
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Wed January 25, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The High-Heeled Hijacker has been arrested. The Slip-on Sandals Strangler and the Moccasin Murderer still at large
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Damn. There go my vacation plans
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Santos claims that he died on a Klingon transport ship that crashed in the mountains of Galorda Prime, and that he was also killed when that same ship was destroyed by the USS Defiant in a battle near the Pentath system
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Pizza
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Sun January 22, 2023
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
Burglarizing six homes while on parole is really dumb. In a neighborhood full of surveillance cameras, while wearing a court mandated GPS monitor and keeping the loot in your house? Rochester accomplishment unlocked
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Pet fish play Pokemon Scarlet & Violet, immediately get sucked into microtransaction drain
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Thu January 19, 2023
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Aside from a casino heist, or a Tarantino film, subby has a hard time imagining what could be worth putting together 15 armed men to do a basic robbery job. It's especially odd to do it in order to hit this target
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
It ain't armed robbery if the stapler ain't loaded
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
"Tipton mum and son attack hairdresser carrying wheel brace over dead partner's funeral fees" Umm...what?
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Thu January 12, 2023
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
George Santos' lies now require a running list for tracking purposes
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
George Santos' lies now require a running list for tracking purposes
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(ABC 15 News)
 
 
 
The most unlucky criminal of the week is this robber pointing a .45 at store clerk's head when three gun-toting customers are around. Bonus: Son, you got a panty on your head
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Robbing a bank is bad but robbing a bank when you're on parole for robbing a bank is just too much
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Robbing a bank is bad but robbing a bank when you're on parole for robbing a bank is just too much
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Denmark celebrates a full year without anyone saying "din søn af en tæve, jeg er i"
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Tue January 03, 2023
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
CEO of underwater inspection company takes inspections personally. Panera patron using the ladies room did not appreciate the underwater personal inspection
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Fri December 30, 2022
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to commit armed robbery, don't leave your cell phone and gun at the crime scene. And definitely don't make your selfie the phone's wallpaper. Fail and Asinine tags tripped up by Dumbass tag
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hard-working couple rise early in the morning to head out to work. Stealing holiday tips people leave out for trash collectors
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Sun December 25, 2022
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Salt Lake bank robber executed his crimes with the threat of vials with "viral viruses" in his pocket, the worst kind of viruses
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Salt Lake bank robber executed his crimes with the threat of vials with "viral viruses" in his pocket, the worst kind of viruses
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Wed December 21, 2022
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
After a serial burglar promised police he will continue burglaring after being released, he burgled cleaning supplies from a grocery store and then went into the bathroom to clean. Yeah, I don't get it either
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Yeah, but he didn't say where he would park it. Bonus: grand theft auto Chevy Malibu
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Sat December 10, 2022
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
And the moral of the story is: If you are going to do a home invasion and steal three quarters of a million dollars, leave your cell phones at home. Oh. And maybe watch out for cameras
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Fri December 09, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Thieves are caught on camera stealing $600K worth of cars from a car dealership. The owners are hoping they get their two used Honda sedans back with little damage
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida burglars attempt bank robbery. Sir, this is a Wendy's
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Mark Hall)
 
 
 
Man to spend up to 40 years in prison for card store robbery. Got no Good Luck or Sympathy from the judge. But that 40th anniversary one might be one to look forward to
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Fri December 02, 2022
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
FBI arrests strawman for multiple bank robberies
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Thu December 01, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Carjacking falls flat after trio fails to notice that the car they are swiping was waiting for a tire change
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Attorney recalls being drugged, robbed by two women in the Hollywood Hills, and not fondly
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Jewelry salesperson followed onto freeway, stopped and boxed in by two vehicles. Suspects steal jewelry, leave one vehicle behind, disappearing into rush hour traffic. Oceans Italian Job coming to Netflix in January
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man who claims to have inspired heist movie "The Town" decides to try inspiring more heist movies
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Excellent Service, Neat and Tidy Vehicle, Excellent Evasive Driving Skills
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Excellent Service, Neat and Tidy Vehicle, Excellent Evasive Driving Skills
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you get your daily comics? Links to both comic.com and dilbert.com have been broken for days
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man found guilty of armed robbery in court. Does he A: Immediately file appeal? B: Go peaceably to jail? or C: Drink bleach?
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
What point was that? (Mug shot checks out)
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
No man is an island. And no smart man robs a bank on an island
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
2 out of 3 in two hours isn't bad - unless you're doing bank robberies
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
2 out of 3 in two hours isn't bad - unless you're doing bank robberies
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Fri November 11, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tesla camera catches tire thieves in action. Police: "The three look like they're working for NASCAR with the speed and practice of their theft, though we've never seen NASCAR crews have their pants slowly, slowly, slooooowly drop,"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Trio arrested for stealing the necessities of Florida life
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Thu November 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
DC Attorney General to make major announcement about Commanders. No word if its charges against Snyder, related to the RB was shot multiple times, or to remind everyone about Gus Frerotte's headbutt celebration
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Connecticut couple holds up 30 gas stations/mini marts over 5 week period. And they say nobody wants to work anymore
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Wed November 09, 2022
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Shoplifter gets busted for the old eggnog-in-the-pants maneuver, pleads the fifth, because no one should never, ever admit to the old eggnog-in-the-pants maneuver
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Yo Dawg
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Sun November 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin vows to create an army made entirely of people convicted of serious crimes. What a basterd
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Was it a D-cell? Those can be pretty nasty if you huck them hard enough
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Fri November 04, 2022
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Wine theft at Michelin Star restaurant in Madrid results in $200,000 loss. Lucky they didn't get the other bottle
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Always remember to Google your childhood friends for interstate murder sprees before they make abrupt requests for shelter turned robbery & execution
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Patch)
 
 
 
7-Eleven in wealthy town hit by unrelated robberies twice in the same day, with the luckier of the robbers getting away with $40
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(Patch)
 
 
 
7-Eleven in wealthy town hit by unrelated robberies twice in the same day, with the luckier of the robbers getting away with $40
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Thu October 27, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When you head out to rob someone at an ATM leave the personal-property receipt from your last jail stay at home
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When you head out to rob someone at an ATM leave the personal-property receipt from your last jail stay at home
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
After an unsuccessful attempt to steal meat from a grocer, man attempts to rob a post office with a plastic shopping bag as a disguise
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(Metro)
 
 
 
After an unsuccessful attempt to steal meat from a grocer, man attempts to rob a post office with a plastic shopping bag as a disguise
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a post office with a bomb threat at least make sure the cashier can read the threatening note (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a post office with a bomb threat at least make sure the cashier can read the threatening note (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Lana Del Rey's music and other writings were stolen in a robbery, resulting in her first facial expression ever
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police officer suspended with pay for off-duty robbery, Department says he needs to learn police are only allowed to steal from people when on the clock
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Wed October 19, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Retailer closes San Francisco store, exhausted by explaining what the store name means, rampant organized theft, and why hoodies start at $150
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
It's after the robbery, so now what's everyone going to do? Is Cassian going to go home to pay off his debts? Is Vel going to reunite with Cinta? Is Syril's Mom going to stop pestering him to get a job? Find out in Andor Episode 7: "Announcement"
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
America's 15 most dangerous states. Come for the pretty pictures, stay for the murders
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Wed October 12, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What are you in for? Bank robbery. You? Murder. You? Cheating at fishing
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It ain't armed robbery if your finger ain't loaded
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It ain't armed robbery if your finger ain't loaded
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Member of 'Green Goblin' subway robbers arrested in NYC. William Dafoe unavailable for comment
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