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headlines found matching 'Robbery'
Wed June 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♩ "New York, New York, it's a wonderful town. ♩ The Bronx is up and the Battery's down. ♩ The people ride in a hole in the ground. ♩ New York, New York, it's a wonderful town" ♩
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida woman leaves drugged man at hotel. Fails to take kidneys
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Couple tests the axiom that a thief who steals from a thief gets 100 years of pardon. Finds it has not yet been codified in Louisiana
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Legal weed is generating business for other, related enterprises, notably the firearms industry
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Wed June 02, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man who robbed taco shop with water gun back in 1981 asks for clemency [again], having earned three associate's degrees and several college credits while in prison. Fark: His victim says let him out
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man who robbed taco shop with water gun back in 1981 asks for clemency [again], having earned three associate's degrees and several college credits while in prison. Fark: His victim says let him out
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Waukesha with all that stuff
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Waukesha with all that stuff
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Thu May 27, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
If you've just been shot you might as well livestream your ambulance ride
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
If you've just been shot you might as well livestream your ambulance ride
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Security video shows burglar stuck in convenience store ceiling with one leg hanging down for three hours before he finally falls through and makes off with two hats, a can of soda, and a TV in worst Mission: Impossible cosplay ever
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Mon May 24, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD puts out an all out M&M bulletin for the candy bandit
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Thu May 20, 2021
(KLEW-TV Lewiston)
 
 
 
PRO TIP: When robbing a convenience store, try to pick one that A) you've not worked at, and B) is not located a few blocks from the nearest police station
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Wed May 19, 2021
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
San Jose, CA wants to set up "Humanitarian Zones" for homeless campers. Space station captains and crew welcomed, but just don't start a riot
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Tue May 18, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
5th suspect arrested over Dresden jewelry theft before Jimmy Conway can get to him. Henry Hill a little surprised
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man who used Samurai sword to commit burglary and carjacking caught after he left cell phone full of photos and videos of himself at crime scene
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man who used Samurai sword to commit burglary and carjacking caught after he left cell phone full of photos and videos of himself at crime scene
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Laclede Cab driver 'flabbergasted' to learn passenger robbed a Clayton bank
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Someone actually follows Florida Man around to see what he does all day. Just a carjacking, a hit-and-run and a robbery inside a grocery store
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Murderer doing a life sentence in a non-death penalty state realizes he's got a "freebie" and decides to cash it in by killing his child-rapist cellmate
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Wed May 05, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Convenience store clerk involved in robbery. His first mistake was being there that day
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Thu April 29, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's dognappers arrested for robbery, attempted murder after police noticed the woman who returned the dogs had a terrible p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man was in his garage "surrounded by chainsaws" when police stopped to question him about chainsaw thefts. Lou seen taking notes on this fine police work
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"A law professor wrote the stupidest tweet ever and now it's the law" - Actual headline; no improvement possible
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The first rule of bank robbery is to have your getaway vehicle ready. The second rule is to actually use it and not just stand there like a dumbass and get arrested, as Florida Man finds out
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bert the emu now a jailbird after being caught red-handed stealing jewellery again at the Sydney Zoo
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Tue April 20, 2021
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
'Thanks so much for stopping the robbery at our restaurant. Here is a 25% off coupon for your next order.'
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Fri April 16, 2021
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
"Underage girl stabbed by high school, another girl in custody." Why is another girl in custody when the high school did it?
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Thu April 15, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Someone REALLY likes sprinkles
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Someone REALLY likes sprinkles
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Tue April 13, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Poor lady had to fill out a police report for $700 in cash, various bank cards, and sex toys valued at around $160. I mean they caught the guy, but still, I don't think she's getting it all back
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Stick 'em up. This monkey's loaded" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Stick 'em up. This monkey's loaded" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Steph Curry blows off post game interview, sends an ex-con to do the interview for him
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
In a world were everyone is wearing masks, today's bank robber has to do that little extra to get noticed (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 04, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
They just farked with the wrong Asians
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
They just farked with the wrong Asians
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Thu April 01, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police investigate attempted armed robbery of a Dollar General in Troy. Police search for suspect hoping to find Achilles heel, and maybe a trail of Trojans
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Tue March 30, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
Weeners
 
Would you like ketchup, mustard, or meth on your hot dog?
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man destined to make documentary on gun violence that will reinvigorate the left, killed by time-travelers; one can only assume
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Thu March 25, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
PA State Police warn people of springtime con artists, scams, home invasions, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Mad River Union)
 
 
 
"Hey rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outa the hat"
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Fri March 19, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Anti-masker becomes armed robber
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter's girlfriend learned she'll be headed to prison for armed robbery and murder. How do I help my daughter cope or get her to realize there is no future with her?"
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Tue March 16, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Halfacre to be downgraded to six foot by eight foot after shooting four people
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Mon March 15, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
My internet date turned out to be Gross
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Fri March 12, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Watchmen arrest two watch men, warn wearers to watch their watches
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'That's not happening': Clerk chases armed robber out of store, gives him an F for his attempt
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Step 1: Test drive new BMW. Step 2: Rob a bank. Step 3: Return to dealership and buy the car with the stolen money. Oh, the cops might have a problem with Step 2
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Step 1: Test drive new BMW. Step 2: Rob a bank. Step 3: Return to dealership and buy the car with the stolen money. Oh, the cops might have a problem with Step 2
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Eater)
 
 
 
Begun, the bagel wars have
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Good thing we have a contrived controversy over children's books to fret over instead of 1984 coming to fruition
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Mom always said my video game addiction would land me in prison one day
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Mom always said my video game addiction would land me in prison one day
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Thu March 04, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Machine Gun Kelly's drummer beat up, robbed, and hit by a car while fleeing. Now that's gangster
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Wed March 03, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
If you're a major information security company and your cloud-based vulnerability detection tech and SSL server test webpage get beat with ransomware and your customer invoices get leaked on an extortionist blog, your name might be Qualys
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Tue March 02, 2021
(NOPD)
 
 
 
Video shows armed robbery of landscaping crew; gunmen take their wallets and their entire hedge fund
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Sat February 27, 2021
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Florida coyote wants to be an astronaut, but has some trouble with space helmet and has to be helped out of it
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Fri February 26, 2021
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Sending a bank robbery note through the pneumatic tube did not work
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Thu February 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's dog walker shot and her two French bulldogs stolen. $500k reward offered for the dogs, "no questions asked." $0 for information on who shot the dog walker
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Husky guard dog sleeps through staged armed robbery in a jewelry store (with video & pics)
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Tue February 23, 2021
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Man shot twice by AR-15 during robbery in his room at the MGM National Harbor Casino in Maryland after winning $60k playing blackjack. Survives by fleeing down 17 floor staircase while holding in his intestines. During Covid? Wow. He really IS lucky
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Robber holds up police credit union in Omaha. Loud clanking sounds heard coming from suspect's pants as he fled the scene
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida woman™ in motorized wheelchair gets mad at the bank then decides to rob said bank less than 2 blocks from sheriff's office, proceeds to lead police on a low-speed chase
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida woman™ in motorized wheelchair gets mad at the bank then decides to rob said bank less than 2 blocks from sheriff's office, proceeds to lead police on a low-speed chase
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Geekologie)
 
 
 
Package thief 0, Snowbank 1
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Fashionable, colorful, memorable, highly recognizable sneakers aren't always a good idea
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