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Fri July 20, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Robert Kirkman confirms Andrew Lincoln is shambling away from The Walking Dead
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Russia has begun a new social media campaign to "free Maria Butina". As you've probably noticed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The big blue Senate wave may have a red problem in blue New Jersey
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
New York State opens tax probe into Trump foundation. This reminds subby to dust-off and play one of his oldest records: We still want to see President Trump's tax returns
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Within 9 months after that highly classified briefing Trump received (as detailed in last night's NYT article), a lot of senior Russian officials suddenly died. Coincidence? Maybe Robert Hanssen and Aldrich Ames can weigh in on this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg says breaking up Facebook would pave the way for Chinese tech companies to fill the void - and "they do NOT share the same values we do." True. The Chinese probably don't love Putin as much as you do either, Zuck
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Nature)
 
 
 
New NASA solar probe will get almost seven times as close to the sun as the previous record holder, if it's not rained out
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Problem: you have a date with two different women on the same night. Solution: ditch the first date midway, steal her car and take the other woman to the movies
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
One of the obstacles to fusion power has been solved by scientists. Only 937,231 engineering problems to go
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Gang of thieves don't think their cunning plan stealing of surveillance cameras and drugs all the way through, accidentally livestream robbery
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
We have matter, but not antimatter, making up all the galaxies in the Universe. Here's how it (probably) happened
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
You probably never though you'd see the day when a Republican party official was re-tweeting conspiracy theories that started not even on 4-chan, but EIGHT-chan; but, here we are
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh has the least amount of public support of any high court pick in the past three decades, including Robert Bork
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred says that Trout needs to do a better job marketing himself. Also, people would prefer to have Pollock, anyway
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kid over tips at Lynchburg eatery. In coins. Some people have a problem with this
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK have many unusual words for bread - probably because they have so many different ways to boil it
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
"RoboCop: The Franchise of Diminishing Returns"
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Tue July 17, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Government: "Brexit is not dead. It's...only resting, see. Boris just stunned the Brexit, just as it was waking up, yeah? See, it's just...ah...it's just probably...pinin' for the fjords. Lovely plumage, innit?"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
5 "internet problems" that existed long before the internet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
IF you are wondering why "Chemtrails" Kelli Ward hasn't dropped out of the AZ GOP Senate Primary yet, it's because she has her very own Daddy Warbucks with a bottomless wallet, Billionaire Robert "Cambridge Analytica" Mercer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cockroach robots to fix Rolls Royce engines. However it has to be done in the dark, they run away when you turn on the light
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Now that Bryce Harper won the HR Derby...let's discuss how Mookie Betts is probably better
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
It was as if the robots operated within some network in the sky...a "skynet" you might say
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Mon July 16, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL the B-Team keep the magic going? IS KO still dead? DOES Brock Lesnar and the Universal Title even exist? All this and probably buffaloes with beach balls on Monday Night Raw (8pm, USA)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's economy hits $1T GDP milestone. To be fair, news stories about Florida Man huffing paint probably makes up about half of that
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Homeowners watch remotely via doorbell camera as barefoot woman in bathrobe, who crashed a car nearby, tries to break into their home while carrying a gun
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's Association lists symptoms to watch out for, such as problems with words in speaking or writing and decreased or poor judgment. They suggest checking Twitter accounts to find undiagnosed sufferers
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Sun July 15, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump Administration to close down website that's collected and databased 20 years of medical guidelines, probably because it's uniquely useful
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Yvette Nicole Brown will take over hosting duties on Talking Dead while AMC figures out what to do with its Hardwick problem
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Cops: Judge, can you throw this guy in jail until he unlocks his phone so we can establish probable cause?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man wearing a ski mask and heavy flannel shirt walks into bank on a hot day, winds up surprised after learning his robbery attempt was known the moment he walked inside
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Your public persona is ruined, you've lost control of the company you founded, and your name is now shiat around the country. What do you do? "Keep digging that hole deeper" was probably not your best option
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Probably not
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Archaeologists uncover new Egyptian mummy goldmine including whole mummies with jewels and other valuables. What's that? Oh, sorry, some of the archaeologists have just passed away. Probably not related to this discovery
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
New analysis of Drake's equation shows mankind is probably alone in the universe
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Pretty soon you'll be able to go to the movies and also power your robot with leftover popcorn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts are concerned that even in 'family mode,' having a sex robot in your home might be damaging to children. Well, duh. At the very least, confusing
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Red Robin chefs unveil Hop-Salt Fries, a menu item engineered to appeal to fans of Sam Adams Boston Lager and RR's bottomless fries. And fat guys
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Salmon jump because they're infested with lice. Probably got it from school
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(Wired)
 
 
 
In addition to production problems, Tesla soon to get another kick in the jewels - they've manufactured enough cars that the tax credit will phase out and expire
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows the Trump impeachment hearings will start shortly (probably the next day) after the November elections. Yep, the Fox News poll. Bye bye bozo
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
*Holds fingers to ear* "Reports of a second Robber falling from the store ceiling are coming in now"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flint's water has now been meeting the EPA's guidelines for two years, just in time for Elon Musk to "solve" the problem. Elon Musk unnecessary "help" Trifecta in play
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. The rich have decided that there isn't a poverty problem anymore
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Here's the full text of Robert Mueller's latest indictment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As usual, Republicans have their fingers firmly placed on the pulse of America and understand that what real Americans want more than anything is for it to be easier for corporations, telemarketers, and debt collectors to robocall their cellphones
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The Rock gives the people's elbow to a building with his robot leg in 'Skyscraper'
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two House dems introduce an amendment to the bill funding the EPA that prohibits the agency from finalizing any pending regulatory actions until AFTER the inspector general finishes his probes of former Administrator Scott Pruitt, all 14 of them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller asks for 100 blank subpoenas and excuse me I need to change my pants
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
LeSean McCoy, accused of domestic violence, has a former teammate standing up for him. He probably wishes it wasn't THIS former teammate
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(British Psychological Society)
 
 
 
It turns out that open plan offices actually reduce collaboration and face-time (probably because workers are tired of seeing faces all the time)
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Drunken idiot convicted of driving a truck with 60000 kilos of propane with 3x the legal limit of alcohol in his system. "I'm sure as hell not driving that thing sober" he was probably heard to say
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Israeli probe to land on the Moon in February, take off, and land again. After that: Punching goyim idiots who say there are no stars in Jewish Moon photos because you can't let Buzz Aldrin have all the fun
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles' gang problems continue, led by a fearsome group known on the streets as the "Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department"
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into an escape room and the fact that you're reading this here will tell you how that went
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(UC Davis)
 
 
 
Is an EV right for you? Probably not but at least you can check
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Making a perfectly cogent statement, Alex Jones claims to have been deputized by Trump to tell the world that 9-11 was a Clinton/Bush plot covered up by... Robert Mueller
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New York Times admits it has a little problem with Alan Dershowitz stories, but it can quit any time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indian scientist finds a good use for that waste plastic that is clogging up our oceans and landfills and that same solution also fixes the pothole problem we have with our roads
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rudy Guiliani calls the Mueller probe "the most corrupt investigation I've ever seen" and that's saying something, as Guiliani once let a famous NY real estate developer escape a Mob RICO indictment in exchange for backing Rudy's run for Mayor
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Big Clapper is not just another nickname for your mom, but is a $4,500 robot that will applaud you
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man battles Mexican Mafia by smashing windows at 11 Mexican restaurants. "The problem is, he keeps going off his medication"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The latest thing that can negatively affect your health: your mom's vaginal microbiome
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Robin Wright opens up about Kevin Spacey: "I didn't know the man"
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Quartz)
 
 
 
One of the biggest problems with ICE is this: no one exactly knows what the hell they're supposed to be doing in the first place
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you get caught having sex with one of your special-needs students, lose your job and are out on bail, there are lots of things you can do while waiting for your trial. Getting caught doing it again probably isn't a good one
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
WILL Kenny Omega's dream become an American Nightmare? COULD Juice Robinson be the 1st American to win the U.S. title? WHO'S up for a Superkick Party? LIVE from the COW PALACE, the NJPW G1 Special in San Francisco airs @ 8pm ET on AXS TV
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
NASCAR honcho figured out what the problem is with sport's popularity slide; the 'Young Guns' have no firepower
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Comic book legend Steve Ditko dead at 90, probably will return around issue 100
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Margot Robbie reveals her Australian accent was too strong for Australian soap opera, who sent her to dialect coach with orders to tone down her ocker twang. Crikey
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Robert Plant reacting to eight year old drumming Good Times Bad Times
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
White supremacist and indoor sunglasses-wearer Richard Spencer suddenly has a problem with European policy of keeping out undesirables
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mueller probe clue stumps Jeopardy contestants
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Unstoppable 'blind' robot dog that can hunt in complete darkness and it's game over for humanity
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The problem with "triggering libs"
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Thu July 05, 2018
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
He was a prominent figure at the "Unite the Right" white supremacist march in Charlottesville, but even though he has a job that requires a top-secret clearance, Northrup-Grumman does not see a problem with him continuing to work for them
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Wed July 04, 2018
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
When planning your next bank robbery, your escape plans should include more than "wear a wig"
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Oxford study reveals that psychiatrists, nail artists, aromatherapists, and door-to-door cosmetics salespeople need not worry about AI robots taking their jobs over the next 20 years. Roboticists expected to take this as a challenge
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(Decider)
 
 
 
People are very confused as to why there is a robot on Big Brother this year. In other news, there have been 20 seasons of this show
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists study dragonfly wings in slow-motion. This may help engineers design highly maneuverable aerial robots, flying cars
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What's the worst nickname you've ever had?
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats need to prepare themselves for a wave of young blood. Though if Rob Liefeld has anything to do with it, they'll have plenty of pouches but no feet
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(Midland Reporter-Telegram)
 
 
 
Natural gas industry suffers same problems as Taco Bell: too much gas and too few facilities
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Step on a crack, break your robot's back
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"Local priest removed from assignment" is the dog whistle similar to a cop being on paid leave. You know he did something very bad, probably illegal, but, it will be handled "internally"
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Sat June 30, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
When even cops think you've gone too far, you've probably f*cked up
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
"How Batman & Robin Helped Bring About the Superhero Movie Renaissance...Or in other words: you can't have your resurrection without a Judas"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey cast as villain Robotnik in live action/CGI adaptation of Sonic the Hedgehog. Good luck getting people to spill their gold coins
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Do you want Robocop? Because this is how Omni Consumer Products started it all
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Homeowner calls cops to report 6-foot stone statue of Jesus that he left on his driveway disappeared. Jesus probably stayed out late getting plastered, will return later
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
You know you have made bad choices in life when you try to run away from a court clerk, who also happens to be probably only person in Mississippi who qualifies as a triathlete
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX launches an AI enabled "robot companion" to the space station that is most assuredly not a sex robot. Not a sex robot. Not. (It's a sex robot)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox fakes fairness, pretending Roberts will be the new swing vote, probably because Roberts didn't vote pro rightwing once, plus he doesn't appear to be a hate-filled racist
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Since you're reading this here you probably don't have Comcast as your cable service provider
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When your crazy ex calls 911 and says "his intestines are out" well, your troubles are probably already over at that point
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maryland newsroom shooter was an annoying jackass with mental problems on Facebook. So, your average Facebook user
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Thu June 28, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"North Korea continues to build its nuclear program while protesters in Portland are being confronted by police and violence is continuing in...OMG JULIA ROBERTS NOW HAS AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
If you are a Congressman trying to derail the Mueller investigation to protect Trump, having an entire hearing room erupt in laughter after you dramatically accuse the FBI of hiding information, was PROBABLY not the reaction you were going for
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Justice Kennedy, what are you doin' retiring, man? You have a great job where you barely work, you get to wear a robe all day and give your opinions on stuff. That basically is retirement"
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
What if I told you there was a robot made of Legos that could clean up Mardi Gras debris?
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Pizza-making robot can crank out 120 pies an hour. No word on how fast his robot co-worker can sell you a dime bag out behind the kitchen, though
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
The real reason you've probably never tasted real wasabi
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Boeing plans to go Mach 5. Hopes to avoid problems with Racer X
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones says Trump has "got a problem if he doesn't go in there and do something to CNN's Philip Mudd"
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
John Roberts doesn't like to be told that his decision on Muslim ban is similar to Japanese internment camps
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
San Francisco techies unveil world's first robot burger chef, whose restaurant opens this week. It creates $6 organic hamburgers, requires no wages, doesn't insert questionable fluids into the meat, and only uses its time off to find Sarah Connor
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Cool: Dodge Charger. Cooler: 1972 Dodge Charger. Coolest: Roberto Clemente's 1972 Dodge Charger. (Warning on the auto-play, but with a 1972 Dodge Charger, you want it to start right up)
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
John Daly withdraws from the US Senior Open because they wouldn't let him use a cart. They probably said no so he wouldn't get arrested for DWI on the 8th hole
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After receiving the compliment from King Abdullah, Trump turns to reporters: "Remember, he used the word humility with respect to me, so I am very happy with that word. Probably the nicest compliment I've been given in a long time"
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just as the NFL did for years, the NHL is skating around the brain-injury problem
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Well, I can't see any problem with the President expressing his personal views on God. It's not like the Philippines are overly religious
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The problem of addiction to the marijuanas is getting out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it. "We're having a hard time convincing people that addiction exists"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"You know what the problem is," said Leslie Allison, a devout Christian who repeatedly volunteered that he is a supporter of President Trump. "This country has turned away from God, and he is going to bring judgment to this country"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
This just in at The Slow News Day Express - Potholes are a serious problem, especially for cyclists
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Some Cyclist)
 
 
 
Five police cruisers arrive on scene to a) deal with a domestic violence dispute b) foil a bank robbery c) issue a frivolous speeding ticket to a cyclist
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
It's another summer which means another year in which you'll probably ignore the threat of sunburned eyeballs, alcohol-induced dehydration, and beaches contaminated with E.coli
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
After more than 70 years, Red Robin restaurants keep bob bob bobbin' along
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Fri June 22, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Well, there's your problem
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When robbing a bank, never hand over your identification no matter what
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump gives kiss of death to Alabama Rep Martha Roby. Michael Corleone reportedly impressed
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Carlos Martinez the latest to join the list of MLB players that claim they encountered a ghost at Milwaukee's Pfister Hotel. Judging by the way Carlos' eyes look, it was probably the ghost of Bob Marley
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Millennials are financially further behind anyone born post-1930, more people in their 60s and 70s are still working, and the current rate of growth is "probably as good as it gets"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
You'd probably like a dictator if you met one
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
This is why cosmology's biggest controversy is an even bigger problem than you realize
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The problem with The Problem with Apu
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Thu June 21, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our neanderthal minibrain connected to a crab robot overlords
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roger Stone: "Yeah, I'm probably farked now"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ana Navarro says anyone in Trump's administration who wants Mexican food should "probably consider takeout"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Bioweapons are here and easier to make than ever. Good thing we have competent military and government people overseeing these programs or this would be a real problem
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russia improves its battle robot. It looks tough but a wedgebot might be able to get under it, flip it over
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Can the Dems manage to blow it twice in a row? Yeah, probably
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Worried you don't have enough money to go on that vacation you want to take? No problem, just get a loan
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Robert Zemeckis is rebooting Roald Dahl's The Witches
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Tech marketer and thought leader says AI and robots are unqualified to do marketing, because human sales whizzes and advertising executives are superior at coming up with brilliant creative ideas that touch human emotions
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Tue June 19, 2018
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
That claim that DHS lost nearly 1,500 children that were once in its care? It's COMPLETELY ridiculous, an utter fabrication. The REAL number is much closer to 6,000. But don't worry, they're fine, probably, at least they ASSUME they are
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Math problem: DHS Secretary says immigration fraud cases are up 315%. This means 0.25% of total cases were fraudulent, or 191 total fraud cases. So explain to the class, Madam Secretary, why were over 2,000 families separated in the last 6 weeks?
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Mon June 18, 2018
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
For the 2nd....no.... the 3rd Monday of June, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you 2 hours of stuff I put in my iTunes library in the month of June. You may hear it, I may not...thunderstorms will probably hit at 8
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Last year Zack Snyder fans were petitioning Warner Brothers to release his likely nonexistent cut of "Justice League." Since the merger between AT&T and Time Warner was approved, they've decided it's AT&T Customer Service's problem now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are not very good at parenting. Probably because their kid keeps beating up Tommy Lee
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Does the Trolley Problem have a problem? Well, apart from making people more paranoid about riding a trolley
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Sun June 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite two arrests in a nine-month span, New York Jets wide receiver Robby Anderson doesn't expect an NFL suspension. "I didn't do nothing wrong and the truth came out"
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man knocked unconscious in car wreck sees Heaven. "I flew up into Heaven, and Heaven is stacked." He saw people in purple robes, an angel with tired face and short pants, and encountered Jesus in a field. Heaven appears to be Branson, Missouri
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The PGA has a few problems at the U.S. Open
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are lots of reasons people get a divorce. Cheating, money problems, salting your movie theater popcorn without permission
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Police searching for woman in suspected robbery. She shouldn't be too hard to spot
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In case you think the G7 Summit couldn't have gotten any worse, Trump suggested shipping 25 million Mexicans to Japan so the Japanese prime minister could better understand the immigration problem
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Guy robs bank in order to buy life's essentials, like lottery tickets and booze
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Fri June 15, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Man accused of killing, robbing woman then going to casino to stand trial." Since when do they have courtrooms in casinos?
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
I ran, I lost, nobody cared. Chuck Enderline, a farker, won the Dem Primary in GA-3, and I fear we didn't notice. I didn't see anything posted on fark about it, but he could probably use some donations. Let's help him
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Police request help locating cereal thief after several Cape Coral homes robbed of only food, beverages
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bank robbing 101: Don't drop the cash on the way out
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Giuliani says Mueller probe has to be suspended "tomorrow" (meaning today) OR ELSE. Pack an umbrella, there might be a very big stormy system moving through the country this weekend
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Sharp unveils $225 IoT litter box that alerts cat owners to feline health problems, alerts visitors that you can afford a $225 litter box for your cat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The coming trade wars with our allies may wipe out all the financial gains of the Trump Tax Cut, so we're probably going to need to pull together some sort of financial bailout for wealthy Americans or something
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Possibly the coolest picture of the Earth taken from the Moon taken. Weird: By the Saudi Arabian space program. PSA: Whose camera hitched a ride on a Chinese probe. Interesting: That probe hitched a ride on a larger Chinese probe
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
UN calls for international probe into Kashmir violations, possibly to be performed by a traveler of both time and space
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Archer burns down another season with murderous Nazi robots and the endless promise of space
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Justifying the abysmal response in Puerto Rico after Maria, FEMA officials have blamed the severity of the storm and the difficulties are getting supplies to an island. A closer inspection of FEMA records show the real problem was..FEMA officials
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You've probably been eating your pizza wrong this whole time, this is how you really eat pizza
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article claims "wealth won't solve all your problems". Maybe, but it would certainly solve the 'being poor' problem
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Minnesota woman gets her head stuck up a coal-roller exhaust pipe, probably just saying hi to the driver, whose head is also stuck up his exhaust pipe
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber driver has license suspended because he didn't like lesbian passengers kissing in car. Was probably more upset that car didn't run out of gas or have flat tire. Bow-chicka bow wow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In which we who have concern express said concern by sharing that we are concerned Robert DeNiro's concerning tirade may, concerningly, damage the anti-Trump movement by being too concerning to those who also have concerns
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
The chaos created by 'Northern Rail' in the UK has been wonderfully recreated in lego - and it is a joy to behold. Subby would've used the train to submit this, but it would probably arrive late, and on the wrong platform
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Diner from "Goodfellas" had a problem. It's gone. And we couldn't do nothin' about it. And that's it
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Protip: Make sure the bank has cash on hand before trying to rob it
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Tue June 12, 2018
(The State)
 
 
 
Prisoner dangled from razor wire while other inmates stabbed him and staff did nothing to save him. Well, it was a riot situation and there are probably justified reasons for--and it's a lawsuit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America Presents: Punch Drunk Love 2: Punch Drunk Lovesick Singalong, Starring "Punchy" Low IQ Robert DeNiro
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams scheduled to perform at the World Cup opening
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro's rant about Trump completely overshadows the fact that this year's Tony Awards featured A GOAT WEARING A BOW TIE
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Maine's governor has decided he doesn't like the new ranked choice voting rule so much that he won't be certifying the election that he is probably going to lose. This is the new normal
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
SF's new public toilet designs will solve all the problems of a public toilet. Just kidding, they made it a shiny tube
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The TSA has an image problem
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers plan joint defense with other defendants caught up in the Mueller probe
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"CVID" is the key principle of the Trump Administration's summit with North Korea. The problem is, just like HIV and HPV, none of them know exactly what the hell it is. Only the best people, folks
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Mon June 11, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro apologies to Canada for Donald Trump. Canada now needs to select a representative to apologize for Ted Cruz
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Probably for the best, you don't want that awkward moment when he denouces NK's human rights abuses and CNN has to cut in with breaking news that investigators have found several internment camps full of migrants in Texas
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro is a mediocre actor that's never made a good movie. Just look at his terrible ratings. Sad!
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Furious restaurant employee doesn't think her cunning plan all the way through after hiring a homeless man and staging a robbery to teach boss a lesson
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Hurricanes and typhoons are moving slower across the planet, which is a huge problem when it comes to flooding and devastation. Future climate change will only make us build more arks
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Having a problem choo choo choosing a new place to live?
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Sat June 09, 2018
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 225 with Robert Whitaker vs Yoel Romero, Rafael Dos Anjos vs Colby Covington, and freakshow fight CM Punk vs some other 0-1 guy. Fight Pass prelims at 6:15 PM ET, FS1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There is no law that says your local pharmacy has to fax a prior authorization to your doctor to make sure you get the life saving medications you need, but the Massachusetts State Supreme Court says that they should probably do that anyway. Probably
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Democrats demand FBI probe into Scott Pruitt's Chick-Fil-A scandal, possibly by standing on their hind legs and spelling out 'Investigat Mor Pruitt' on a billboard
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
If you're confused about why anyone can still support Trump, you're probably completely baffled about why Turkey's Erdogan is still in power
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Researcher suggests creation of theomorphic robots to help people connecting with a deity, an object within a religion, or carry a divine essence. Or you could just nail a Furby on a cross and be done with it
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Anytime we see Robocop driving, he's not wearing pants
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Eskimo are said to have two hundred words for snow, but chances are their word for this snow probably translates to "I don't know what the hell that is, but don't eat it"
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Thu June 07, 2018
(KSFY Sioux Falls)
 
 
 
Sheriff nips the problem of his deputy beating him in the primaries right in the bud
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tesla's new Gigafactory robots not fully functional, don't even look remotely human. Sarah Connor readies the hydraulic press just in case
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google removes egg from their salad emoji. The first line of the proposal was probably "I'm a vegan"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to rob bank armed only with a blowjob
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Crocodile eats beloved terrier that had spent a decade taunting it - "It was something that had a high probability of happening sometime"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Nothing makes a honeymoon like travelling to America and sliding 1000 feet off a mountain ridge. Well, that and anal probably
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you want to make more money at work, try wearing makeup. This is advice for women, apparently, but men could probably try it too; maybe your boss will notice you more if you wear some rouge or red lipstick
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
NASA's Pluto probe is now one billion miles past the planet, so if you Plutonians were hoping to contact us the messages will take a long time
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
The future of fire-fighting is robot snakes
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
According to scientists there are valuable rare earth minerals on the ocean floor. Companies that share the same sediment race to send in mining robots
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Talking robot Pikachus go on sale in Japan, will secretly enlist the aid of Pokémon fans in looking for Sarah Connor
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"I may be old, and had a stroke, but I'm not weak," says 67-year-old stroke victim who fought off a knife-wielding robber. "The guy standing at the door, I think I know who you are and you're mine"
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(The Lens NOLA)
 
 
 
House built with public funds, meant for affordable housing, resurfaces as a $500 a night Airbnb rental. Some people seem to have a problem with this
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Kate Spade hanging in a closet" is not just a description of some yuppie's wardrobe anymore
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A rare copy of one of Prince's Albums has been found. It was in Canada, so you probably won't have heard of it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, Robert F Kennedy was assassinated in the Embassy Room of the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Amazon unfortunately relies on thousands of fallible humans in fulfillment warehouses to solve problems that state-of-the-art robots can't, such as spilled popcorn butter. This is an issue that Amazon is working on
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers say don't date robots
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Rob Ford's brother embezzled millions from his dead brother's widow and kids to prop up his failing business as he runs for leader of Ontario on a pro-business agenda. But he's NOTHING like Trump. Believe me
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Mon June 04, 2018
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Oleg's horrible, terrible, no good, very bad, 2nd quarter. Steel and aluminium oligarchy is tanking along with his US investments: Manafort, Kushner, Cohen, Trump. His ex-wife also a problem. Raises the question, what about the trade wars? Good/bad?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman took a dead person's car and belongings, may be dead herself. Which probably means zombies
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Since the Talking Heads were inspired by 'afrobeat' music, why not do an album of Talking Heads covers by a west African artist? Same as it ever was
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If the U.S.A. were invaded by the UK and they took over, would you have a problem or would you be okay with it?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum knows who exacerbated the racism problem in the United States. Yes, it's exactly who you would expect him to blame
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Sun June 03, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A owner behaves like a good Christian, will probably lose franchise the moment corporate finds out
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
In the original script for 'Pretty Woman,' Julia Roberts' character was a drug addict, Richard Gere's character treats her more as a possession than a person, and the movie ends with her taking a bus to Disneyland on his dime
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Dalton GA couple robbed at gunpoint in driveway of their home. How lucky were these thieves when they found out the woman was wearing $20,000 worth of jewelry. Who knew?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite robot, a giant hamburger piloted by people dressed as condiments, fights a giant spatula with a face on Battlebots tonight. Truly it is a great time to be alive. LGT: the fight card
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how the rich entertain their kids on private jets? Probably not, but here's a sample
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump wonders why "no talent" Samantha Bee hasn't been fired over her nasty comment about Ivanka. Probably the same reason our "no talent" President who hates and insults everyone is still President
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Social Security: Dead? No problem - your check is in the mail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, there's your problem. Your wireless switch has a bug in it
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Girl with robotic hand has thrown out the first pitch at 9 ball parks, wants to do it at every major league park, arm wrestle Thanos
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers in Japan successfully grow muscles on artificial skeleton to create a biohybrid robotic finger joint, find Sarah Connor
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In probably one of the only times a NFL player is called an angel, Arizona Cardinals tight end Jermaine Gresham made sure this woman caught her flight
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Armed robbery attempt fails due to lack of ammo
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Giuliani goes on Hannity and calls the Mueller probe a lynch mob. Well, we've moved on from witch hunt, I dare say
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Black Panther" stuntman covers rent money for family of fruit vendors beaten & robbed at gas station. Now if they can find an Infinity Gauntlet for the perps
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Wed May 30, 2018
(WSFA)
 
 
 
Probably a bad omen for an 8-year-old guest grabbed and mauled by a kangaroo in your safari attraction when your logo's lifted from "Jurassic Park"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jimmy Page wins an injunction against Robbie Williams' plans for mansion renovations. This is not a repeat from 2015
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun robbing a fast food restaurant is a good guy with a gun firing from outside the drive-thru window
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Tue May 29, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dog assists in scooter robbery, no word on how they'll get the stains out of the carpet
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
So, tough guy, considering a chili pepper challenge? The good news is it probably won't kill you. Probably
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientist claims alien killer robots may have wiped out every extraterrestrial civilization in the universe - which either means we're next or we're not worth the effort. Probably the latter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For some reason, Republicans thought the North Korea summit would help them retain control of Congress "This is the problem with the RNC: They're farking morons. If the party runs on North Korea and taxes? They're going to lose 40 seats"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The latest thing you're probably doing wrong? Using HDMI cables
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Travel + Leisure)
 
 
 
I only drink wine bottled in an obscure region near Cleveland. It's a unique little terroir, you probably haven't heard of it
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Minnesota roads crack and buckle under stress of unexpected 100-degree heatwave. Probably time to put away the scarves and earmuffs
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Protip: When Penny the waitress robot will be serving you your restaurant breakfast in the near future, don't pat her on the backside as she passes by -- she might be equipped with lasers
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Full-bodied robot sex worker. Soon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NASA: We put these golden records on our Voyager probes to show aliens a portrait of humanity and a guide to life on Earth. Aliens: WTF?
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Former and now dead manager of the Bay City Rollers may have been a pedo. Probably should just go ahead and investigate all boy band managers. It would save time (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 26, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
To show off their progress in nanorobotics, European scientists build extremely tiny microhouse where it is hoped nanobots can live, roam, watch nano-TV, and scratch their nano-genitals
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A goat rodeo refers to a chaotic situation, often one that involves several people, each with a different agenda/vision/perception of what's going on. Which is probably not what you want to hear from an expert on Nuclear Strategy and Nonproliferation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The millennial that was ordered to move out of his parents' house says that's a problem because he can't afford moving boxes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A photo journey of sex robots from inception to incel ownership [Not Safe for Work]
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Court docs reveal Apple knew about "touch disease", claim they did everything to fix the problem at the time and you can get a cream for that now
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
It is now official - Netcraft has confirmed it. RIP, Robin "Roblimo" Miller
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors be Road Warriors and win on the road to break the series tie? Or will the Rockets win at home and make the Warriors the one with a problem? It's your Game 5 WCF thread, tip-off is at 9pm ET on TNT
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson holds 18-minute phone call with Armenian prime minister, offered him advice on how to deal with Russia. Only problem was that it wasn't the Armenian prime minister
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro bans Donald Trump from all 39 Nobu restaurants
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A balanced look at the gun problem shows Dems are screwed. They can either propose useless laws which won't hinder potential mass shooters; or gun confiscation which would be a huge turnout magnet for Republican voters. CBS must be a division of FOX
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump told a confidant that he wanted to brand the FBI informant a "spy" because he thought it made it sound more nefarious and would help him turn public opinion against the probe
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
FX executive plans to turn the FBI Mail Robot from "The Americans" into an actual mail robot to roam the halls of the FX offices
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Venezuela expels top U.S. diplomat. To be fair, with how the State Department's been gutted, the Top Diplomat was probably Julio the mail boy
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Solo's box office forecast is so low it's probably going to be the Justice League of the Star Wars franchise
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Paul Bettany has been a famous wordsmith, a religious devotee, an even more intense religious devotee, a tennis player in love, a sweater-wearing robot, and, most recently, a be-robed crime lord with the same last name as a premium water company
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Armed robbery is minor hiccup on life path if you are good enough at sports ball to be recruited by university with strong fan base. Same fan base would probably be outraged if a similar defendant wink wink who sucked at sports got this plea deal
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: Kushner spent 7 hrs with investigators working for Robert Mueller last month. Fark: It was his second interview with them
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New research shows pterodactyls probably couldn't fly the way we thought they did, or even pronounce their own names
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
It's the penultimate episode of The Americans. Does Stan finally have the evidence he needs to haul in the Jenningses? Will a figure from Paige's past blow the whistle? And what about Mail Robot? It's "The Americans," 10 PM Eastern on FX
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Fargo man mistakenly runs full marathon instead of the half he'd signed up for, probably in attempt to run completely out of North Dakota
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says it REALLY bothers her to be called a liar because "One of the few things you have are your integrity and reputation," . Well, Sarah, there IS one obvious fix to the problem that springs instantly to mind
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends joins the Kim Jong-un apology tour: "[Kim] probably doesn't love being the guy that has to murder his people all day long...[He] probably wants some normalization. Let's give it to him if we can make the world safer"
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Robot drivers were afraid to cut off human drivers. Until now
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cano suspended? No problem, we have Dee Gordon, who's won a Gold Glove at second base. What can go wrong?
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman has to check reCAPTCHA form to prove she's human. News: In person. At a car dealership. "The dealership confirmed it would sell a car to a robot, so long as it had a social security number an ID"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man addicted to porn and crack cocaine hears someone laughing at him. Who could it be? Could it be ... SATAN?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New generation of robots will make Roundup obsolete by targeting weeds, Sarah Connor
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
You know you have a drinking problem when you put someone in the hospital for arguing over a beer coozie
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Have you ever made it to the point in an argument with your brother or sister where you've both lost sight of what the problem is and now you're just yelling? These lynx have
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Happy World Goth Day. But who was the first goth? Robert Smith? Siouxsie Sioux? Fritigern? Morrissey? Either way, break out your classic albums and enjoy the day where black shirts and sullen expressions are back in style
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's Disease? Never heard of him. Probably some low-level plaquer
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports: Tesla's Model 3 has braking problems. Tesla: NO U
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Apparently "hyperthyroidism and spinal problems" have transformed 55-year old martial arts icon Jet Li from an leading man-type action hero into a shoo-in to play "Blind Master Po" in a remake of "Kung Fu"
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(Washington Press)
 
 
 
Trump fan asks LeBron James for his towel at playoff game. If you're reading this on Fark, you probably know what happens next. Bonus Tweet: "Congrats to the MAGA hat guy for his upcoming 28 Fox news appearances and Bari Weiss column "
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Hey, punk The Robocop statue now has an official placement in Detroit, and an unveiling coming soon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stripping down and putting your underwear on your head is no way to rob houses son
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It's too bad that U.S.-North Korea summit will probably never happen but it's a good thing we didn't do anything stupid like mint a commemorative coin for it. Wait, we did? Crap
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(The Aviationist)
 
 
 
C-5 Galaxy: 'Short runway? No problem. Now watch this dust cloud.'
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Former 'Loss Prevention Officer' tackled by employees after he tries to rob his own store. Employees literally rip off his mask Scooby Doo style
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The real problem is, in fact, guns
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Maeve, Hector, and an assortment of hosts head to Shogun World for some robotic cultural appropriation, landing smack dab in the middle of a narrative. Will Dolores return to advance her plot? What is Delos's endgame? Westworld, 9pm ET on HBO
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Appeals Court rules against Trump, saying the case can move on to discovery. No, not the Mueller probe. No, not the Stormy Daniels case. The other one
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(Physics World)
 
 
 
Recent calculations of General Relativity show that Mercury's orbit should shift an additional degree every 2 billion years than previous less-detailed calculations. A soon to be launched probe to find out if Einstein is still the top gun of physics
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Bullying, harassment, sexism, and racism are all real problems in science. If the Universities won't fix them, maybe publishers can?
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Turns out that "we're banning your AdSense account, keeping your money, and our robots aren't going to say why" isn't that great a business model anyway
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity declares the end of the Mueller Probe and the total exoneration of his Sugar Daddy. For those of you keeping score at home, this is the 365th time he has said that in the past year
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In one of those crazy coincidences that look bad but are probably innocent, Russian government plane landed in Seychelles the day before the accidental meeting Erik Prince accidentally had
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you haven't bought a house since the last Presidential administration, you probably won't be able to until the next one
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Thu May 17, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sanders is back, although there is so little to talk about now that there is peace in the Middle East and Trump has declared no collusion in the Russia probe. Maybe they'll just share pie recipes at today's White House Press Briefing. 1:00 EDT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump marks year two of the Mueller probe by denying collusion, reality, and exposing his ignorance of witch hunts
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Zuck to EU: Oh, you want me to speak there? Let me just check my schedule...ok, no problem. UK parliamentary committee: Hey, what about us? We requested a meeting several time. Zuck: What was that buzzing noise?
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Republicans have bigger problems than censuring Trump over the McCain comments
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pooping on the floor and flinging it at the counter staff probably won't get you your donuts any faster. Probably
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump Tower meeting probe transcripts are out
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Nunes wants DOJ to reveal the identity of a UK intelligence agent "who has provided intelligence to special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 Trump presidential campaign." This is not normal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump eating healthier. Oh, he's still eating several McDonald's hamburgers a day, but sometimes he only eats them with half a bun. There, problem fixed
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Former and current mayor of Atlanta embroiled in federal corruption probe
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Mueller Probe. May Your Birthday Wish Come Trea..treaso... ah True
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(Tahoe Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Remains of missing skier found. In other news, it's probably best to avoid a place called "Bear Valley" for recreational skiing
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Elephant's girlfriend lives in Canada. You probably don't know her
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Probably short of "salt-water flood recovery," no phrase terrifies a Corvette enthusiast more than "nose damage"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Robinson Cano rips the heart out of Mariners fans with 80-game PED suspension
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(Wired)
 
 
 
November 1968: a newly minted Marine officer arrives in Vietnam. December 1968: Lieutenant Robert Mueller leads his troops into a vicious battle, killing the opposing battalion commander and most of his staff. For the first time, here is their story
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Whiskey aged in Tabasco barrels is as exciting as it is terrifying. It's probably worth Googling "What to do when your mouth feels like the Human Torch's armpits" before you pour that first round of shots
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(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Houston finally knows what the problem is. His name is Kevin Durant
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
News: Local pastor snaps "picture of angel," declares "proof of supernatural." Fark: it's probably a bat
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The problem is, an hour later you just want more dead Nazis
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Mon May 14, 2018
(National Post)
 
 
 
In effort to strengthen US-German relations, Trump reportedly gave Merkel "very personal" tour of his bedroom. The first pic in the article was probably her reaction
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Got a problem with carpenter bees chewing holes in your porch? No problem, just shoot them with your revolver
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Body of two-headed deer found. Researchers say it's probably worth a couple bucks
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"In a village where girls were not sent to schools or allowed to work, an old woman holding a pistol and following her passion was odd and invited ridicule." Although probably not for long
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Mueller probe has gotten a lot more convoluted than Game of Thrones "five different characters all look exactly the same"
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Sat May 12, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China struggles with a huge graveyard problem ... for old bikes
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indycar in the month of May starts off with a little road course work. Will Power has the pole with an impressive run by rookie Robert Wickens putting him on the front row. This is your INDYCAR Grand Prix discussion thread at 3:30pm ET on ABC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A headline you don't see every day: Terrified tourists run for cover as robot dragon bursts into flames during Disney parade in the Magic Kingdom
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"My joint pain went away, my sleep became excellent, my skin improved. I no longer had any bloating, cramping or other digestive problems, my libido went back to what it was in my 20s and my blood pressure normalised" - Shawn Baker, Carnivore King
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Miami airport asks Orlando airport to prom. Of course, it probably won't work out, as they both have lots of baggage
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The robot armies of the future have gained a terrifying new weapon: the ability to avoid running into walls
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
According to Gen. Kelly, one of the Reasons the Mueller probe makes Trump so angry is that pretty much every time he meets another world leader they bring it up and are like: so are you going to jail soon or what? Should I be talking to Pence?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The first reactions to Solo: A Star Wars Story are in, and despite this, fans should probably ensure their expectations are so low based on prior prequels that weren't Rogue One [WARNING: Possible spoilers]
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Thu May 10, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
As we focus on Jeff Sessions' comments about taking away children of immigrants at the border, a Russian asylum seeker recounts how that is exactly what Putin started doing to his political opponents. But don't worry, it's probably just a coincidence
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Poking a running robot with a stick? Who does that?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Do you sext? Then you probably have more body shame
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mueller questioned Erik Prince. Probably about why he renamed Blackwater something stupid like "Xe", but also maybe also about collusion
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Wed May 09, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Establishment won the Tues primaries. Trump wants to roll back child labor laws. Haspel pinkie-promises no torture. McCain probably won't return to Senate. Lots of bribes to Trump via Cohen. It's your Hump Day MSNBC thread - start time 8pm EDT
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'Future Meat Technologies' isn't just my Throbbing Gristle cover band, but a big new investment for Tyson Foods
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry needs an English accent worse than Costner's Robin Hood in order to stop DeVoe. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legion, David takes up Tantric basket weaving. (FX 10ET)
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The bigger problem is why did Equifax need passport information in the first place
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After conservative congressmen call for a vote to hold Attorney General Sessions in contempt of Congress for failure to turn over materials on the Mueller probe, Speaker Paul Ryan sighs, rolls his eye, and pretends not to hear them
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary is caught wearing a back brace. That or she is really a robot and her rear compartment is loose
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
$820 million for maker of a Stormtrooper robot? Chinese upstart now valued at $5 billion has no clear road to profitability
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Could your next job interview be with a robot? Wasn't your last one?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to block those annoying robocalls? Here is how
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Bernardston Mass residents vote on prohibiting retail marijuana sales. This will not be a problem because no one has ever been to Bernardston and no one wants to go to Bernardston
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Man wanted for harassing moose. This sounds like a self-correcting problem
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Maeve's search for her daughter brings her to Hector and Sizemore while Bernard has a host of problems with Dolores. Teddy appears to be as confused as ever as the carnage continues unabated. Will the time jumps ever cease? Westworld, 9pm ET on HBO
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
That explosion you just heard probably came from inside Michael Avenatti's pants
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The alleged leader of the free world mocks the Batlacan victims so he can stump for NRA votes. Every decent human being has a problem with this
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The show Cold Case Files celebrated how authorities and forensic experts caught a serial killer. Just one tiny problem: the man convicted didn't actually commit the crimes and was later exonerated. Shouldn't the show at least air a retraction?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Starlight and Sunburst are called by the Cutie Map to solve a friendship problem involving their parents. Will they find out they are siblings? Find out on My Little Pony - The Parent Map this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The voices in Trump's head are now telling him about a hospital in London that is like a war zone with "blood all over the floors" due to knife attacks. Most Brits: WTF is this bloke's problem?
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
From Vandenberg's heart, Atlas stabs at thee. With its great InSight, it probes at thee. Launch window opens at 7am ET. Stream @ T Minus 20. Let's get it hot
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sex robots are not the answer to "incel rage"
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. we apologize for the further delay, we seem to have a rogue raccoon problem- OW...THAT F*CKER BIT ME - GET THE LASSOS"
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