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Thu May 28, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Obvious: "Trump continues to claim broad powers he doesn't have". Existential: but if The AG is in his pocket, half of Congress is in his thrall, and the Supreme Court refuses to stand up to him, can you really say he DOESN'T have them?
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Wed May 27, 2020
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Whoever's Adopt-a-Highway stretch this is will have their hands full for the rest of summer
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Whoever's Adopt-a-Highway stretch this is will have their hands full for the rest of summer
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Reluctant to share public transport with public germs, but can't afford to run or park a car? Back to the future with a bicycle it is then
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why did Hemingway's chicken cross the road? To die. In the rain. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, terse edition
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You may be socially distanced from your friends by you can still enjoy some rock and roll for less than the price of a hot dog. Led Zeppelin's Celebration Day concert broadcasting free on YouTube this weekend
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Moderna executives have cashed out $89 million in shares this year, as stock price has soared on vaccine news. Not an actual vaccine, merely a roadmap up to and including a Phase 1 trial
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(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
Wow, 29,000 feet vertical. So, like 2 weeks? How about you try to ski every day for over 3 years? Some guy did it
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Private toll roads want a bailout. How about seizing them by eminent domain while they're worthless?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
You know those "share the trail" signs? Grizzly bears can't read
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested in the road in Myrtle Beach. With 'Yep, he's naked' video
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to dress up like a Daft Punk roadie to see a concert?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Man taken to hospital after chase treated for injuries suffered: a) During crash where he flipped a minivan; b) During his interaction with police as they caught up to him or c) While fleeing the crash as he ran right into a barbed wire fence
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things you can catch at a party: 1) COVID-19; 2) lead poisoning
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Out of 20,000 motorists surveyed, 40% say they plan to walk more, 50% say they plan to drive less, 25% say they plan to fly less and 25% say they plan to work from home in future. Let's see how this turns out in real countries
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Apocalypses require an ultimate off-road bus
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember when broadcast TV stations would sign-off every night? Here's the 1987 sign-off for a Louisville Kentucky station with their "patriotic" version of U.S. History
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
ATVs are great fun on dirt roads, open spaces, not so much in mine shafts
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Faced with challenges at home and abroad, Xi whips out his red dragon
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
A look back at all the broadcast series we lost this past year. Modern Family was the best of the bunch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Have YOU donated 110,000 masks to rural Texas hospitals? Be a lot cooler if you did"
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Taunton school principal arrested for driving 110 mph under the influence. And you thought they smelled bad on the outside
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
San Francisco's oldest gay bar 'The Stud' to permanently close due to pandemic
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
As coronavirus closes public pools, a new and broader generation of Cousin Eddie arises
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Last year the Chiefs finally claimed the Lamar Hunt trophy, and of course the Lombardi trophy. This year they will try to reclaim the Preston Road trophy
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Despite its totalitarian laws and obsessively policed roadways, a vibrant car culture has managed to emerge in Worst Korea
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Build tunnels to riverfront by removing railroad tracks along riverfront near a dam, excavate, install culverts, refill the area, then put the railroad tracks back in place. Fark: In 36-hours. Construction workers & crew: No problem
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Now you can have genuine Detroit Steel
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With summer driving season about to start, nobody really knows how many jackasses or sickos (you decide) will be on the road
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Texas, police ask local TV news stations to broadcast a decapitated head. It is not on the back of a turtle
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Road fatalities were down 8% in March vs the year prior, but the rate per driven miles went up 14% due to racers treating the Beltways as NASCAR ovals
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
So when do you not need to wear your protective mask?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Following the UK government's advice not to visit beauty spots as the lockdown eases, let's see how that British common sense is holding up
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
"They came back to Caroline, and found out they'd been riding around with almost a million dollars in the truck"
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Next up in stupid social distancing experiments - the Road Rave
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Re Mi Do Do So
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
State Farm cuts auto insurance by $2.2 billion since no one is driving
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
With flights and personal finances being as they are, how about we share options and tips for road trip ideas? Here's everything we need to know for a COVID-Era summer road trip
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Mon May 18, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You didn't really think NJ would let drivers to keep using their toll roads without paying cash tolls forever, did you? Oh you sweet innocent child of spring
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham is seeking broad authority to subpoena former Obama administration officials
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The road less graveled - and that has made all the difference
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The road less graveled - and that has made all the difference
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Busted Coverage)
 
 
 
Officer please, you know it's hot out here. I just wanted to go for a drive and air my penis out
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If your kids had a dream to see Frozen on Broadway, they better let it go
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suddenly, another semi
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suddenly, another semi
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford GT40. Closed one-lane French road. Crank it
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(The Register)
 
 
 
All the new WFH didn't really affect the UK's broadband in March, but a new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare patch really kicked it in the knickers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump is outraged the virus won't let him take road trips or see pretty colors in the sky
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Everyone has a good reason why they should be treated differently and allowed to break quarantine... scattering body parts in the forest may be the best yet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Everyone has a good reason why they should be treated differently and allowed to break quarantine... scattering body parts in the forest may be the best yet
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC MTA placing "X" marks on the floor of subway platforms as part of a social distancing pilot. Nice try, I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox takes a page out of Vince McMahon's playbook and prepares to pump in cheering for their football broadcasts
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New Mutants will disappoint fans in August of this year
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Wed May 13, 2020
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
One positive about the lockdown is that there are fewer cars on the road to get in the way when gunfire erupts
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You shall ride eternal, shiny, and chrome through this oral history of "Mad Max: Fury Road"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ESPN is "running out of things to talk about"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Texas announces highway disinfecting plan, still no tests for citizens
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
♫ They say the neon lights won't be bright on Broadway until at least Labor Day. On Broadway. On Broadway. On Broadway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
46 years ago today, the Boston Celtics won their first NBA title... without Bill Russell
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stay at home. It will help prevent you dying from the Coronavirus or when your drunk friend crashes the McLaren he was driving
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Invented by Tesla, perfected by Ford
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. diplomat's wife who killed a motorcyclist while driving on the wrong side of the road: "I have diplomatic immunity." Interpol: "It's been revoked"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Commercial building on edge of collapse. Officials unsure how long the commercial break will take
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
1: Buy house in remote area. 2: Jog on local trails, including those crossing private land. 3: Be told not to by private trails' landowners. 4: Assume it was "a misunderstanding." 5: Continue trespassing. 6: Write butthurt article for Outside
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Last call for alcohol? That's a table flippin' and arrestin' (with "eeyup" mugshot goodness)
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mary Pratt, last surviving member of the Rockford Peaches, passes away at 101. There is crying in baseball
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(The Score)
 
 
 
Brett Hull... douche? Not a douche?? Please discuss
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawyer who leaked video of killing of Ahmaud Arbery did so to dispel rumors it was "two men with a Confederate flag in the back of a truck going down the road and shooting a jogger in the back." Umm...WTF?
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
NYC cops open up a closed city street so they can drive to buy bagels
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Smoked fish cheap
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Not news: Jeep Wrangler tips over while off-roading. New hotness: Jeep Wrangler tips over during indoor instrumented crash testing
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Thu May 07, 2020
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Monkey breaks into ATM in Delhi and trashes it. Probably because they refused to serve him pastrami on rye
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Sinclair Broadcasting fined $48m for various weaselries even the FCC couldn't ignore. Tag is for the prospect of Uncle Sam ever collecting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
20,000 teens just received driver licenses without a road test. Good thing there's no one on the roa... oh hi Georgia
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I cut my hair with a vacuum cleaner and oh man, I got what I deserved (NSFW words)
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Mug-shot-glass)
 
 
 
Things you should try and negotiate: (a) your starting salary, (b) hotel comps, (c) a curve in the road
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Living without broadband has gone 'from a mild inconvenience to a near impossibility.'" "Obvious" tag in a Starbucks, asking, "Hey, what's the wi-fi password here?"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Smarmy Steve" Mnuchin: while all those other suckers are following the CDC's guidelines and avoiding unnecessary travel, now is a "great time for people to explore America,"
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
The virus has Infrastructure Week looking good - and bad
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Sun May 03, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Oddjob's bowler hat from Goldfinger pops up on Antiques Roadshow, doesn't come up short on value
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(Newsflare)
 
 
 
In most places, cars usually drive in a straight line down the highway, but not in Florida
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Every year, tourists flock to town of Agloe. Just one small problem: it doesn't exist
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Another COVID-19 casualty: Automatic Labs' cloud connected car tracking device service. Fark: despite it being a division of SiriusXM, which is still doing just fine
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Joey Pants hit by car
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Joey Pants hit by car
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Blue Bell executive who fudged the truth about listeria now in for rocky road, as these aren't plain vanilla charges and they're not going to let the mango
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Washington Redskins)
 
 
 
While Aaron Rodgers sulks at his team drafting a QB, the number 1 pick from his draft class is just lucky to be alive after a gruesome leg injury. Relive Alex Smith's year-and-a-half long battle in "Project 11", Friday 7:30 PM on ESPN
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"We've spent 8 trillion dollars in the Middle East and we're not fixing our roads." If only someone in power could fix that
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Thu April 30, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you are going to leave the scene of a fatal hit and run, leaving behind such key evidence will be of use to the police
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Europe thinks the US is ignorant for reopening in a rush. And these are people who drive on the wrong side of the road and call fries "chips"
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has sudden urge to distribute hundreds of free face masks. Fark: While driving in the fast lane on the freeway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? In Crawford County, Kansas it's probably to add to the casualty count of The Fried Chicken War
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(Jalopnik)
 
Video
 
English Land-Rover geek stunned to discover Jeep Cherokee. Video or it didn't happen?
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It appears that Gordon Ramsay is not only an arrogant celebrity chef, he's also one of those those arrogant douchenozzle cyclists, here he is being filmed jumping a red light and almost causing crash
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Social Distancing Theater 3000
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Typically, car/train crashes happen at road crossings not on bridge overpasses. W/ pics
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Flailing On Road in Debt
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State Police would like to remind you that even though there are fewer cars on the road, speed limits are still a thing... that means you Mr. Ohio plates going 180 mph
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
"This is a true Arizonan. Pregnant, on the phone with no hands, picking up a snake out of the middle of the road in the middle of nowhere with her flip flop"
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Tue April 28, 2020
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Three crimes in one day? Those are rookie numbers
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
2020 NFL Draft reached a total of more than 55 million viewers, with Animal Planet, Discovery en Espanol, and Sprout being the only channels not to broadcast it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney World will have a more difficult road to recovery than Disneyland
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Best get to duckin'
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Sat April 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fast & Furious 33 UK Split: I say, what's all this then, are you popping it out now, love?
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Not News: Warnings of Road Rage in Florida. Fark: from gators
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is tackling the stigma surrounding depression in a new song
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Fri April 24, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Social distancing: ☑. Getting exercise and staying fit: ☑. Not involving first responders to pull you out of steep, snowy and icy conditions on mountain trails: ☐ *buzzer*
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
People who don't care about spreading deadly diseases also drive recklessly
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is "Eminem in the song Stan," says Trevor Noah
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"When the pandemic ends, America might try to create a future that's less reliant on broad public knowledge of virus-killing pizza ovens"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer is traveling around newly-opened Florida beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper
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Thu April 23, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "'Confused' driver threw large amount of money out window on Northern Michigan road." I assume 'confused' is a synonym for drunk, senile, or bat-shiat crazy
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(slow ride)
 
 
 
Dirty old cars in the dirty old streets of NYC circa the 70's
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Fat Boy coming back to life. No not Kim Jong Um
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Conservative media is broadcasting from Earth-2
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Member of Boyzone discovers that no matter what they tell you, being stuck in a house with your wife can lead to struggles and separation
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for pastor Tony Spell. No wonder he asked all his parishioners to send him their stimulus checks, he's going to need bail money
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Formula One racing is a testing ground for new and exotic automotive technology. Some of that technology ends up proving both useful and practical for ordinary road cars. And then there's stuff like this
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Truckers are again becoming 'Knights of the Highways'
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Global Citizen)
 
 
 
One World: Together At Home - Lady Gaga's star-studded concert special tonight on ABC, CBS, NBC, and other broadcast and streaming networks -- online preshow begins @ 2 PM ET
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Governor Inslee responds to the president calling for open rebellion
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(Northampton Chronicle and Echo)
 
 
 
UK cops use lockdown ban on "exercise" as an excuse to protect their speed camera racket near the World's End. Simon Pegg unavailable for comment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It might be difficult but keep your schedule clear for May 12, when C-SPAN will be broadcasting two oral arguments about Trump's taxes
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Thu April 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh town gets goats wandering all over the streets during the lockdown. Africa: Hold my beer
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(Express & Star)
 
 
 
A gust of wind helps a flamingo escape a zoo. Rumor has that it was on its way to play fla-bingo
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Rams center Brian Allen tests positive for COVID-19
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Can't afford 'Phantom' tickets on Broadway? Do you have YouTube?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany blasts CNN and MSNBC for not broadcasting Dear Leader's briefings in full, says they should just broadcast all the lies instead
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Badges? You don't need no particular stinkin' car badges to get a free oil change and car wash from Mazda if you're a health care worker
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Delta Optimist)
 
 
 
"It's nighttime, I'm drunk, I'm in bathrobe and slippers, have a full charge on the golf cart, and it's 2 miles to Tsawwassen. Hit it"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Moxley retain the AEW Title in a one-of-a-kind, never-done-before Empty Arena Match? WILL Finn Balor free his Demon on Fabian Aichner? WHAT'S happening with Double Or Nothing? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm EDT on USA, TNT
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Another victim of the lockdown: Investors who bought toll roads and paid governments to create traffic jams on free roads
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Some working wankers just can't wait until their shift ends: Bus driver caught meathanded masturbating at the wheel with passengers on board (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Some working wankers just can't wait until their shift ends: Bus driver caught meathanded masturbating at the wheel with passengers on board (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
We are all going through a tough time right now being socially isolated during this uncertain time, but honking your horn like a jackass and ending up in your underwear on someone else's roof isn't going to make those zoom hangouts any more bearable
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
NFL draft to be broadcast by 3 networks; set your DVRs to record the other two so you can watch each and capture the nuances
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Workers in Liverpool have dug up the body of a vampire who was buried face down at a crossroads. Meanwhile, werewolves are waiting offstage for their cue
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Bill Murray helps retool Jeep Superbowl ad as coronavirus PSA. Doesn't advocate groundhogs driving since nobody's on the road
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Mon April 13, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Biker gang takes over New York streets on Upper East Side. In related story, officials looking for one 'Snake Plisskin'
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Would you believe the Salt Lake City Raiders, Phoenix Raiders, or San Diego Raiders?
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Sun April 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
As everyone stays home, all the money taxed from tollroads ain't coming in, so budgets to repair roads and bridges for the next few years are in big trouble
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because jails are profitable
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Sat April 11, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey wants WWE fans to know that they suck and are part of the reason she left after one year. She would however be interested in returning part-time which is sure to endear her more with the fan base as they love that kind of thing
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Old: Oregon Trail. .. New: Oakland Trail. .. You pass a boarded-up building. Would you like to take a closer look?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
People are pissed off about couple-spreading on the sidewalks. No, that's not what it means, get your mind out of the gutter and back onto the sidewalk
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Q: What's the difference between watching church online vs. having thousands of people out on the road in a pandemic to attend "drive-in" church? A: Online church can't bully you into rolling down your window for the collection plate
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
State Farm announces $2 billion customer rebate, new khakis for Jake. Now that's a good neighbor
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you ever wondered how Fox got the broadcast rights for the World Cup instead of ESPN, well, according to a new indictment, the same way Qatar won the bid to host the Cup instead of the US
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson no longer pining for the fjords
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Some people see a national pandemic as a time to stay safe. Others see a chance to blitz across an empty continent and set a new Cannonball record
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(Annaghmakeown)
 
 
 
Irish language signage to put further strains on the local economy and intimidate the local residents
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Shouldn't car insurance be cheaper in these dark coronavirus times? You know, with so many fewer people driving on all the roads
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Wed April 08, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cole the Deaf Dog takes his message of kindness and happiness on the road
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"World's steepest street" loses title after rethink by Guinness, meaning the award now goes to Baldwin Street, which is the worst Baldwin street
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
The show won't go on for at least another two months on Broadway ... ♫ On Broadway
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross two cars, a busy street, a roll of paper towels, and a naked woman? Wait... what?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Susanna Hoffs performing "Manic Monday" with Billie Joe Armstrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As long as we don't leave our homes, L.A. has the greatest air. Makes you think that people are foul, stinky creatures, doesn't it?
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(KPEL 96.5 Lafayette)
 
 
 
Logan's Roadhouse hits the road
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Kittens explore Georgia aquarium during lockdown but prefer the box the aquarium came in
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Supercar owner crashes into a work van and then runs. Only to crash again a block later. At least he had his hazards on
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"The resident at the time had a muzzleloader pistol on him." Because that's a totally normal thing to carry in the 21st century
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Mon April 06, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Late-night hosts are broadcasting from home. We ranked their houses
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Sun April 05, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher says he's been panic-buying booze to cope with the Coronavirus pandemic lockdown
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Since we're all under lockdown, let's take the time to broaden our minds and learn a bit of refinement courtesy of NPR...and GWAR \m/-.-\m/
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Fri April 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And lo, the gods smiled upon sports journalists, blessing them with a newsworthy event: Rex Ryan calls Amari Cooper a turd
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Don't forget to take your daily dose of bridges that eat trucks. They say laughter is the best medicine
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Texas Roadhouse will sell you Ready to Grill steaks so you can have something to eat during this pandemic
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(Off The Beaten Trax)
 
 
 
Our broadcast schedule for Friday 4/3-all times PST: Hear Underplayed songs and our remembrance of David Bowie at 12a, 6a, 12p, and 6p, From Heavy to punk-Underplayed Artists at 2a, 8a, 2p, and 8p, Bands You May Not Know-airs at 4a, 10a, 4p and 10pm
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Thu April 02, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Thanks to the U.S., a $100,000 pickup truck is a thing. Thanks to social media, destroying it for the resulting video is a thing
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(MLB Blogs)
 
 
 
Ed Farmer, who worked as a radio broadcaster for the Chicago White Sox for nearly 30 years, played 11 seasons in the major leagues, including three with the Sox, Has called his last inning
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's infrastructure vision is facing a roadblock in the Senate--from his own party
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJDOT notices that cars are freely moving along during rush hour due to coronavirus, fixes the glitch
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Wed April 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google gives away broadband and Chromebooks to students stuck at home in California. Governor says "We need more Googles." A googol of Googles, perhaps
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Finally, something good comes out of the coronavirus pandemic: Justin Bieber has canceled his summer tour
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
18-wheeler crashes in North Texas, spilling billions of dollars onto I-20
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Tommy Boy was not only the best thing Chris Farley made, it's also the best SNL movie ever
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
CBS, NBC announced to broadcast the two new Wild-Card games that owners haven't voted on yet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. Goldman Sachs predicts that the US unemployment rate will ONLY hit 15% in the second quarter
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
It turns out the roadway to hell was paved during Infrastructure Week
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Ticket camera companies' stock is down 50% due to a reduced number of victims on the road. Fark: They consider themselves "essential" businesses
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
With fewer cars on the road, police see an uptick in speeding ...which means more money for them and less for the speeding now more than ever public
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(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Social distancing is always a good idea with moose
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Lamb of God's Randy Blythe has "Hated making every single record" he's ever made. In other news, this interview was conducted in his 3rd mansions' walk-in closet's hot tub filled with silver dollars and supermodels
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Deputies investigate Florida church for acting like it's in Florida
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Group of armed vigilantes in a Maine island town cut down tree to block in three workers from New Jersey who have been living on the island for over a month to work on a construction project. Sadly this is real life, not a Stephen King novel
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(Slate)
 
 
 
After sobering up, Janine Pirro hits back at critics who accused her of drinking during last night's broadcast
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Sun March 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Real estate investment trust Taubman tells tenants they must pay the rent, twirls mustache, nods suggestively at the railroad tracks
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago still Chicago even in the midst of a pandemic
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Car infotainment centers more dangerous than drinking and driving. Nobody saw that coming
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Car infotainment centers more dangerous than drinking and driving. Nobody saw that coming
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Sat March 28, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
CHP: Once, we were cops. Road warriors searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy. Us, or everyone else. Bay Area drivers: WE RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME
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Fri March 27, 2020
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Making pandemic isolation a bit more bearable, London's National Theatre plans free streaming broadcasts of plays on Thursdays, starting April 2
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Thu March 26, 2020
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Tractor-trailer spills hundreds of rolls of toilet paper along Interstate. Is immediately cleaned up by local shoppers
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(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Texas Roadhouse CEO giving up base salary, bonuses to pay employees on the 'front lines'
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
Man who makes role-playing games criticizes map for being too "unrealistic." Difficulty: Map of New Orleans
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Stay at home orders may impact cougar behavior
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jackson Browne tests positive for coronavirus, performs 10-minute song thanking his roadies for it
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Tue March 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
State Department criticized for stranding Americans abroad. Though these are the same ones who avoid the return warning, but still
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
ACME supermarkets to install Plexiglas dividers between the cashier and customers at the checkout. I've seen enough Roadrunner cartoons to not even try to speculate what could possibly go wrong
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Do all US states that start with the letter "M" have apocalypse-quality roads?
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald J Trump is sad
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: it's the last "live" show for a while. Scheduled to appear are Brock Lesnar (who suplexed his way across the border), Drew McIntyre and Randy Orton. Sounds like a triple threat match to me. Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA Network
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Michigan: To hell with the '50 or less' maximum capacity order. Church up, peoples
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Maddow: If Trump is going to keep lying like he has been every day on stuff this important, we should, all of us, stop broadcasting it. Honestly, it's going to cost lives
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Australian Football League)
 
 
 
You want some live sports? The Aussies come through for us. Aussie rules football is on FS1 right now and even the interviewers are exercising social distancing
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Revisiting the "worst play ever on Broadway." It's never good when a play's first-time director casts his wife in a part she creates for herself
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Farkworthy lede: "The best part of waking up is probably not Folgers on the road"
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Farkworthy lede: "The best part of waking up is probably not Folgers on the road"
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Thu March 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Does cold cereal and maybe toast count?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In other news, people were actually considering travelling abroad
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(WRBL Columbus)
 
 
 
"I think there is broad general agreement that small businesses in this country will not be able to survive unless there is extraordinary assistance"
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Tue March 17, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Pretenders are back on the chain gang with a new album
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Mon March 16, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
News: Road rage incident. Fark: Subby carpooled with this guy for a few months back in the 90s
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Wife and I starting government mandated 14 day self quarantine at home for anyone returning from abroad. What do?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor de Blasio says the city that never sleeps remains open for tourists, as long as you had no plans to go see a Broadway show, go to a museum, go to the opera, go to a sporting event, eat out, visit a dirty subway station
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The long and winding road of the Republican response to COVID-19
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Thu March 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sure, go ahead and shut down Broadway theatres as well
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The sport you haven't heard mentioned shutting down is shutting down
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now for a limited Broadway run, Who's Afraid of the Coronavirus?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This is CBS NY, the Coronavirius Broadcast Studio
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The burial pits Iran is digging for its COVID-19 deaths are big enough to be seen from space. Of course, the roads, buildings, and cars in the picture around them can also be seen from space, so this might just be one of those clickbait headlines (link fixed)
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Wed March 11, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
5G broadband judged safe by scientists, AKA the people who are trying to train killer bees to open windows and create artificial intelligence to run the death panels
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL boldly addresses coronavirus concerns during pre-draft process. Just kidding, they're making scouts drive and chartering private planes to Pro Day events
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Biffy Clyro announce 2020 UK arena tour, promising "the best f*cking thing you've ever seen." Quite a boast from the worst f*cking band name you've never heard of
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Assuming you can get there, Broadway chops ticket prices to as little as $50. Coronavirus not included, hopefully
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(Google)
 
 
 
Two guys were walking down the road, one with a bag of donuts in his hand. He says to the other guy "If you can guess how many donuts are in the bag, you can have both of them." It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread (LGN)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz (RoFL) started his CPAC-induced self-quarantine by sleeping in his car in a Walmart parking lot off I-85
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Mon March 09, 2020
(War and Peace Reporting)
 
 
 
Broad study shows online misogyny is on the rise
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Wait...did Piers Morgan just take the high road? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Murder trial begins for man accused of poisoning wife's ice cream, showing us all again the rocky road justice sometimes takes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Broadway: The show must go on, unless you are sick
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Old & stale: 1989 Batmobile replica. Holy shiat, Batman: powered by a helicopter turbine with the best engine sounds EVAR
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX booster lands in Houston 🚀 The Borg fails to assimilate DARPA's cash 🚀 Nobody expects a Spanish rocket engine test 🚀 Falcon heavy to launch Psyche to metal asteroid Psyche 🚀Florida does roadwork for Bezos 🚀 This is your Rocket Report
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Normal companies: Just record the new trucks driving down the road. Volvo Trucks: Stack them. Director: But.... Volvo: Stack four of them and I'll ride the pile through a thunderstorm
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Thu March 05, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
State highway operation managers increasingly use catchy comedy-club lines on electronic message signs, say "comedy and road safety aren't so different: it's all about timing"
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(TSN)
 
 
 
As bench counts down the time, Mighty Ducks of Anaheim player scores goal with just 1.2 seconds in overtime, beats Avalanche. The soundtrack swells, and Emilio Estevez is smiling a little more broadly today
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Russia and China are manipulating coronavirus information online: the former broadcasts lies, the latter hides the truth. Pffft, Commie amateurs; in glorious America, we don't have to choose
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
Rather than simply complain about it, rural residents work to provide (near) broadband to their neighbors
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
And in non-coronavirus-related news, there's a PANTSLESS WEIRDO on the loose
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Wed March 04, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
We're gonna need a bunch of capes. Van Morrison, Eric Clapton, Nick Mason and Bonnie Tyler get together to fight cancer
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
"Jst passed drvs exam, lets cruz to.." **SPLASH**
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
For the first time in 13 years, the greatest version of Genesis is reuniting for an arena tour. Get ready for an invisible touch of greatness
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Tue March 03, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Magnus the dog, the world's most loyal dog pushes his elderly owner's wheelchair down the road to wherever he wants to go. It's just how he rolls (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Today's mugshot goodness is brought to you by this guy, who called 911 several times saying the KKK and Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were out to get him
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Mon March 02, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Well, they farking know about it now
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
You see a dead possum on the road. Do you: A). Continue to drive. B). Move the deceased marsupial, or C). Throw goldfish and windshield washer fluid on it, while sitting in your Green Bay Packers lawn chair, screaming for it to repent. Fark: Not Florida
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ric Ocasek kept his emotions in motion all those years, kept his ex Paulina Porizkova out of his will
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Sat February 29, 2020
(BGR)
 
 
 
"I am Iron Strange"
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Virtually banned from holding concerts in their home country, K-Pop groups are taking their talents abroad, and Korean fans are reacting by donating their ticket refund money to the fight against coronavirus
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Fri February 28, 2020
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
State troopers injured after they crashed into each other in Chicago. Blues Brothers still at large
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
The first rule of Student Fight Club is don't broadcast Student Fight Club on Instagram
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Canaries are hoping to make a move out of the drop zone as they host the high flying Foxes at Carrow Road. It's Norwich vs Leicester at 3 pm ET. This is your Friday Premier League Discussion thread
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Want to get your inner Mad Max road rage on? Well the original Falcon XB GT Pursuit Special V8 Interceptor is now up for sale at auction
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Car hits horse, second car stops and woman gets out, third car hits and kills another horse and either the horse or the car hit and kill the woman. The Floridacrats
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's infrastructure week in East Houston as a massive water main break causes major flooding, closing roads and stranding drivers. Boil water, y'all
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Thu February 27, 2020
(Fatherly)
 
 
 
"BBC Dad" back on the air but without his cohost this time. Fark: He has to continue to broadcast from home because of the Coronavirus
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With earnings beating, Best Buy says the corona virus is just a cough on the road to recovery
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A black coyote and a dog have formed a rare relationship. No word on if they want to try and catch the roadrunner together
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(Google)
 
 
 
My friend got fired from his road construction job for theft. I didn't believe it, but when I went to his house, all the signs were there. (It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread. LGN)
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Railroad: Let's tear up 19 railroad crossings at the same time and see if anyone notices. City of Tampa: Say what? Florida: CSX can do whatever they want
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Wed February 26, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
They see me rollin' - they bleedin' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Police searching for suspect in McDonald's robbery. Police on the lookout for a Caucasian male, red hair, wearing horizontal black and white striped shirt, broad brimmed hat, hamburger print tie, and black mask
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police in Moscow have impounded the Batmobile
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cletus the obese Florida chihuahua loses 14lbs thanks to strict diet, giving up eating roadkill
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Just a reminder to all the upstanding citizens, when "borrowing" your cousin's (1st thru 168th) pants, be sure to check the pockets before any meetings with the boys in blue. No, you can't borrow mine, they're in the wash, all week
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Just a reminder to all the upstanding citizens, when "borrowing" your cousin's (1st thru 168th) pants, be sure to check the pockets before any meetings with the boys in blue. No, you can't borrow mine, they're in the wash, all week
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Tue February 25, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Duesday Debate Night. It will be broadcast on CBS News and BET. However, this is NOT the debate thread. This is the MSNBC Primetime thread, Dulce de leche Duesday edition, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Carolina Panthers plan to keep Cam Newton in 2020
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Fill your minivan full of 300 gallons of gasoline bought with stolen credit cards? Someone might notice your rolling firebomb
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Mon February 24, 2020
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Imagine this on your morning commute...w/video
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Nice try
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Old Order and the Pet Shop Grumpy Old Men are going on the road, they need to add Old Young MC to complete the tour
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Judas Priest announce 50th anniversary tour \m/-.-\m/
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Sun February 23, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sir, off-roading means you drive on dirt roads and such off of a main road. It doesn't mean you literally drive off a road
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Sat February 22, 2020
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Don't like 'em, just run em off the road, damn teenagers with their flags. Off the road you go
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Fri February 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
West Side Story 2020 opens on Broadway. Jets still suck
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(CBC)
 
 
 
We deliver you this letter to inform you that it is too dangerous to deliver you letters. Sorry
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can a pair of Golden Aces beat a G.O.D.? Will L.I.J. get their NEVER 6-Man Tag belts back? Is Yuya Uemura eating through a straw? NEW JAPAN ROAD starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com
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Thu February 20, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
An attempt was made
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Trapped paraglider rescued from power lines, with the most 'I've made a terrible mistake' video you'll see today
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
There's road rage, and then there's road rage between U.S. and Russian military forces
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Roppongi 3K fend off their mentor & Ryusuke Taguchi? Will Shingo Takagi & Tomohiro Ishii kill each other in Korakuen Hall? Did Toru Yano pawn the 6 Man Tag Titles? NEW JAPAN ROAD starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com
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Wed February 19, 2020
(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Drew and Todd discuss the first few actually funny Corona Virus stories we've seen, plus all about radar detectors in Pennsylvania and how that ties into Italian tourism traffic scams. Bonus: what's funnier than a toilet in the middle of the road? You can probably guess it
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Tue February 18, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
GM realizes it's been on the wrong side of the road this whole time
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(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
It's official, survey of mayors agree: Cities are too car oriented, but they're too afraid to do anything about it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever wonder about that building where SNL in historic NBC Studio 8H is beamed from, or want a backstage peek at Colbert's Ed Sullivan Theater? Well, here is your definitive guide to the history of American radio and television broadcasting
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The moose out front says Wally World's holiday earnings road was a little bumpy
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Need a job at the White House but worry you can't escape the trailer park? Just toss some money at Paula White, Trump's spiritual advisor and Journey roadie; she'll hook you up
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Mon February 17, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs games will be broadcast on Hulu, further inconveniencing fans
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: You probably shouldn't criticize your own coaches when someone is interviewing you
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Sat February 15, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon man who threw nails on local streets is hammered by judge
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Fri February 14, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why did the lynx cross the road? To get her babies to the other side, of course
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(MSN)
 
 
 
San Francisco bans most cars from Market Street, which should make it safer for pooping
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Thu February 13, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Does your town have a 'cursed' restaurant location? Kettering claims a 'graveyard of restaurants'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently even bonsai-sized ents can find their way home
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(OnFocus)
 
 
 
Wisconsin woman has the Mondayest Monday ever when she hits a toilet bowl in the middle of the road. Fark: To avoid the other one
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(OnFocus)
 
 
 
Wisconsin woman has the Mondayest Monday ever when she hits a toilet bowl in the middle of the road. Fark: To avoid the other one
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Wed February 12, 2020
(Visor Down)
 
 
 
Much like their target market demographic, Harley-Davidson's sales remain flaccid
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
The paint is barely dry on Phoenix's newest stretch of freeway, and the asphalt is already deteriorating
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Tue February 11, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
If you lost some of your load of nails and broken glass on I-405, just keep going, because there's about twenty angry drivers with flat tires behind you
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
You smell what the Rock's daughter is cooking?
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Mon February 10, 2020
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Rain-induced mudslide cuts off only road to 120-person housing development. Experts say the private road may take year to repair, are coming up with alternatives to walking, ATVs, or cannibalism
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Rain-induced mudslide cuts off only road to 120-person housing development. Experts say the private road may take year to repair, are coming up with alternatives to walking, ATVs, or cannibalism
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
So many dummies on the roads these days. No, not the living, breathing kind
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Context: the governor ran on a platform to fix Michigan's dilapidated roads. Apparently we'll get poetry about bad roads now
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(NPR)
 
 
 
On the plus side, though, the History Channel may have its next hit series coming. Look for "Melting Ice Road Census Truckers," coming soon to your television
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
They call me the breeze, I keep blowing down the road
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The agony and ecstasy of being forced to give up our phones at Broadway shows and concerts"
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Sat February 08, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Gallant moves his car when it's blocking the roadway. Goofus moves a patrol car out of the roadway, while drunk
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Fri February 07, 2020
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
"Time for the forecast, and it looks like a major winter storm is moving in. A mix of rain, snow and freezing rain is expected so expect icy roadways that will make travel extremely hazardous. That's today's weather for Hawaii, and now...sports"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Harder than convincing yourself that one more turn in a 4X game won't hurt it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Carcassonne and Ticket to Ride are free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: Couch co-op games people might not know about?
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Thu February 06, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The assistant police chief of Geraldine, AL threatens to blow up Nancy Pelosi and any other Dumbocrats with a roadside bomb. No word on if he'll try to use "The Devil Made Me Do It" defense
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Orland man dies after driving truck onto lake and breaking through ice, officials say, suggesting he should have stayed on the roads, orland at least
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Two injured in Tacoma shooting. See, that's why it's better to drive a Dodge
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Legendary British band Slade recognizes Don Powell for over 50 years of drumming excellence by A: Naming new album after him? B: Asks mayor to declare 'Don Powell Day'? or C: Firing him via email?
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones announce 2020 North American tour dates. Tour reported sponsored by Geritol, Doan's Pills, Depends, and Marlboros (For Keith)
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Wed February 05, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers say that texting while walking poses a serious risk .... of looking like a doofus (or getting hit by a car)
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Tue February 04, 2020
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Cruisin': Yeah I been cruising down these roads for 90 years now ... Hey don't be looking at my fiancee like that
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Drunk driver thought he hit a dog, then went to a liquor store and passed out in front of his house. It wasn't a dog
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston "Super Freeway" could speed up your commute by 20mph, meaning you'll finally be able to reach 20mph on a Houston freeway
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(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Earthquake strikes Turkey. Buildings damaged, roads closed, feathers everywhere
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will CHAoS reign over Suzuki-gun? Can SANADA finally score a pin against Jay White? Is Yuya Uemura boned against Taiji Ishimori? The Road to the NEW BEGINNING starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com
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Mon February 03, 2020
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Clang clang clang goes the trolley. Bang bang bang goes the bus. Ow ow ow go the passengers. Off to the hospital if you must
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's Groundhog Day for somebody on I-85 in Atlanta
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's Groundhog Day for somebody on I-85 in Atlanta
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
🎵Why don't we acquit him in the road? Why d-don't we acquit him in the road? No one will be watching us, Why don't we acquit him in the road?🎵 THIS is your Trump Impeachment thread, Day 12 (11am start)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago Pontiac ran this superb GTO ad
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