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Mon February 06, 2023
		American restaurants increasingly concerned about not defining themselves simply as places people go to eat, look to be seen more broadly as your terrific, calorific friends available wherever and whenever source: nrn.com \| share:	2
		97 year old woman celebrates PMS source: whsv.com \| share:	18
		How bad was the earthquake in Turkey? You know how archeologists and engineers say those old castles where built to take that type of punishment while modern buildings fall over, which is why they're still there 1500 years later. Well source: cnn.com \| share:	73
		You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out the 11-year-old North Korean girl broadcasting vlogs on YouTube detailing her happy life and a freezer full of popsicles is government propaganda. What gave it away? source: cnn.com \| share:	74
		CSU apologizes for chants of "Russia, Russia" from it's student section as a Ukrainian player from the opposing team attempted a free throw. Sounds like some CSU students need an involuntary "semester abroad" in Ukraine source: thehill.com \| share:	27
		What's the shortest distance between two Dunkin's in Mass.? source: boston.com \| share:	15

Sun February 05, 2023
		After last week's fantastic episode that should win all the Emmy's, we return to your fungal jungle bungle as Joel and Ellie hit the road and go west. Along the way, they meet the mysterious Kathleen. The Last of Us, 9PM ET on HBO source: comingsoon.net \| share:	79
		How a trip to the pub made the world's roads safer source: en.m.wikipedia.org \| share:	9
		50 year old tries to rekindle his youth and doesn't give a damn about his bad reputation source: bbc.com \| share:	15

Sat February 04, 2023
		You're being flashed for your benefit, not theirs source: lifehacker.com \| share:	65
		What are some places that are best to visit in the winter months? Difficulty: no ski resorts source: fark.com \| share:	123

Fri February 03, 2023
		Kyrie escapes again down the road that he must travel source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	43
		Interstate 90 closed due to steering problem source: kbzk.com \| share:	28
(Some Guy)		Canada's only American college football team, Simon Fraser, to be dropped by NCAA D-II Lone Star Conference after 2023 season due to border crossing issues, dreadful record. Their road to relevance just got 10 yards longer source: 3downnation.com \| share:	12
(Some Guy)		Police urge drivers to stay off roads during icy conditions. Checks Pics Well, technically that driver DID stay off the roads source: starlocalmedia.com \| share:	21
		"I'm 21 and my daughter's 15 - her teachers never take me seriously. What do?" Subby was told there'd be no math on Fark source: nypost.com \| share:	20
		Looks like Steven Wright's been driving his house around again source: liverpoolecho.co.uk \| share:	25
		Biden, Harris to announce funding for lead pipe removal in Philadelphia; McConnell criticizes White House for not focussing instead on rope, revolver or dagger removal from Glendale, AZ source: thehill.com \| share:	39
		"Mistakes are the portals of discovery." -James Joyce source: msn.com \| share:	26

Thu February 02, 2023
		Dwumfour is done for. Popular 30 year-old New Jersey councilwoman shot and killed source: cnn.com \| share:	126
		Fark challenge: This article contains before and after pictures of a brick sculpture during a road widening project. See if you can spot a difference source: stokesentinel.co.uk \| share:	45
(Some Guy)		Come for UK's great beaches in Devon, stay for the abandoned 'Chernobyl-on-Sea' toxic waste eyesore that's just a stone's throw away source: devonlive.com \| share:	45

Wed February 01, 2023
(Some Guy)		NFL to see a better version of Hooker. Robert Kraft prepares to trade up source: clutchpoints.com \| share:	13
		Eat mor chikin source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	11
		Phortunate Phrogger phinds Phoenix, phosters phun phinagling phreely phrom phast, phlustered phreeway phliers source: fox10phoenix.com \| share:	19
		Traffic sign: ROAD CLOSED. Pickup driver: BUT MAH FREEDUMS. Sinkhole: Well, I took that personally source: kron4.com \| share:	76

Tue January 31, 2023
		WY wants to help finance TX's vanity wall and immigrant-shipping, instead of something useful, like schools or road repairs. Subby too mad to snark source: wyomingnews.com \| share:	61

Mon January 30, 2023
		Railroad engineer radios ahead that there's an obstruction on the tracks, it was his last words source: twitter.com \| share:	22
		Mercedes beats Elon (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	27
		Mercedes beats Elon (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	27
(Some Guy)		$4 a gallon gas prices are coming back. And those who flunked Economics class will be plastering their extra Biden "I Did That" stickers onto pumps again source: newsnationnow.com \| share:	21

Sun January 29, 2023
		Paul McCartney nearly hit by a car on famous Abbey Road crosswalk. This is why we don't do it in the road, Paul source: the-sun.com \| share:	44

Sat January 28, 2023
		Bear Bryant died 40 years ago, still gets major news coverage because what else does Alabama got? source: al.com \| share:	24
		Why in all these police/fire dashcam videos of last minute rescues of car crash victims on train tracks there's never a hero calling the railroad's emergency number on the signalbox to stop these locomotives from smashing everything? source: fox17online.com \| share:	79
		The Road to WrestleMania starts tonight at the Royal Rumble. Can K.O. dethrone Roman? Will Alexa beat Bianca? Who will win the Men's & Women's rumble matches? Any returning legends? Unexpected debuts? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on Peacock source: wwe.com \| share:	1642
(Some Guy)		ATSC 3.0, the relatively new broadcast standard designed to improve reception and bring 4K video to over-the-air TV, may be in danger due to FCC inaction source: nexttv.com \| share:	44
		The Bucks became the first team in NBA history to score 80+ points in the first half of consecutive road games source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	8
		Sinclair Broadcasting, owner of Bally's Sports is declaring bankruptcy, will likely fark regional sports networks across the country source: si.com \| share:	78

Fri January 27, 2023
		Mercedes Benz has dinged, self-certified, nation-first Level 3 automated driving in Nevada and unlocked Tetris as a reward source: theverge.com \| share:	12
		Subby's cousin is dying. She takes the high road out and leaves soon, but has penned a book on dying well, as we all should. Hug your loved ones. Plugging her book here. She's a wonderful mother, grandmother, friend. Stay connected to those you love source: amazon.com \| share:	8
		Bicycle lane takes up too much space on roadway, all 7 feet of it source: metro.co.uk \| share:	14
		The wheels on the bus go into the house, into the house, into the house source: newjersey.news12.com \| share:	13
		Bad: Losing dangerously radioactive material. Worse: It's the size of a tic-tac. Oh hell: Location has been narrowed down to somewhere along a 1,400km stretch of road source: abc.net.au \| share:	89
		The wonders of Google Street View. Come for the car being smashed with a giant hammer, stay for the elephants sitting in the shade source: neal.fun \| share:	14

Thu January 26, 2023
		New Order has heard the summons of nostalgic Gen X goths, emerges for a new tour source: consequence.net \| share:	41
		Japanese railway president apologizes for snow, says they should not have underestimated amount of snowfall and should have activated snow-melting system on tracks, pledges to make improvements source: www3.nhk.or.jp \| share:	14
		With electric prices going up, electric cars are now slightly more expensive to drive than gas cars source: jalopnik.com \| share:	119

Wed January 25, 2023
		Gas Pump Razor Blades is the name of my Nine Inch Nails tribute band source: wspa.com \| share:	107
		Railroad companies barely scraping by thanks to government imposed union contract source: cnn.com \| share:	53
		Florida Man who rammed car into dentist office charged with DUI, fillings source: fox35orlando.com \| share:	10
		Will LIJ have better luck facing Okada with Taguchi & YOH? Does Shota Umino have Naito's attention now? Why is Henare being jobbed out to Oskar Leube? Road to THE NEW BEGINNING continues @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	16

Tue January 24, 2023
		Mike Clevinger working hard to mimic Trevor Bauer source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	12
		Everything you've ever wanted and didn't want to know about Kevin Hart's black stool source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	32
		Student plays around with broadcast microphone at high school basketball halftime thinking it's turned off. Whoopsie source: nbcrightnow.com \| share:	65
		Will Takagi show he's in the same class as Okada? Can ZSJ's TMDK knock CHAOS down a peg? Why is Ryosuke Oiwa being sacrificed to the Great-O-Khan? Road to THE NEW BEGINNING starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	97
		Gunfight in Dodge City, Ks on Wyatt Earp Blvd. Doc Holiday unavailable for comment as he is rolling source: ksn.com \| share:	27

Mon January 23, 2023
		Road closed signs are installed by overly-cautious crews well ahead of any danger, thought the trucker source: ktvu.com \| share:	29
		Mystery surrounds discovery of dead diving instructor on "Death Island". On second thought, maybe it's not that big of a mystery source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	31
		On this day in history, in 1984, Hulk Hogan defeated the Iron Sheik by escaping his 'Camel Clutch' maneuver, leading to the development of the 'Llama Leglock' and that one move involving the shia-tzu that no one will allow to be broadcast source: history.com \| share:	15
		How 'bout them Dallas Cowboys fans? source: nypost.com \| share:	42

Sun January 22, 2023
		It's the 1990s all over again with the Dallas Cowboys and the San Francisco 49ers in the NFC Divisional Playoffs. Will it be Dak Prescott and the 'boys winning on the road? Or will Brock Purdy and the Niners win here? Kickoff is at 6:30 PM ET on FOX source: espn.com \| share:	1389
		There's something strange in the neighborhood and I don't think it's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	17
		The Aristocrats source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	20
		Confused Seal spotted sprawled on the sidewalk outside Norfolk kebab shop. That must have been some after-show party source: metro.co.uk \| share:	12

Sat January 21, 2023
		Legendary Portland Trail Blazers broadcaster Bill Schonely dead at 92. RIP Rip City guy source: oregonlive.com \| share:	3

Fri January 20, 2023
		Subby will guess that "Chicken Plow Mein" and "Dwight D. Eisenplower" will also be OF content and Fark usernames soon source: wivb.com \| share:	27
		Is the sun a node in a gigantic alien space internet? Scientists say no. Another failed broadband expansion boondoggle. Thanks, Obama source: livescience.com \| share:	12

Thu January 19, 2023
		Anheuser-Busch to start shipping water by train source: trains.com \| share:	14
		Navigation apps suggest taking Hams Ford Road across the river to detour around an accident. Drivers find out what "Ford" means in the road name, learn that fording a ford isn't something just any Ford or other can do. Fnord source: dailyprogress.com \| share:	44
		What a waste source: wral.com \| share:	13
(Lewiston Tribune)		I see your "truck crashing into a home", and raise you one "wall of water" from ruptured reservoir. Disaster trifecta in play source: lmtribune.com \| share:	36
		It's 5am, and that very loud noise you just heard was not your alarm clock source: wral.com \| share:	23

Wed January 18, 2023
		Good news for the Bills: Damar Hamlin at facility almost daily. Bad news for the Bills: LB Baylon Spector is, too source: espn.com \| share:	12
		In order to be more sustainable, Britain should switch to eating bread made with broad beans, and not narrow beans which would not help at all source: theguardian.com \| share:	8
		Madonna announces Celebration Tour, not to be confused with Depeche Mode's Grey Celebration Tour source: theguardian.com \| share:	53
		Kenny Loggins announces his final tour. In related news, Kenny Loggins was still touring source: ultimateclassicrock.com \| share:	40

Tue January 17, 2023
		Should have countered with 'I played with your mom too" source: mediaite.com \| share:	7
		Today is the 15th anniversary of this legendary local Canadian broadcast source: twitter.com \| share:	42
		Carolina vandals have gone from shooting out transformers to... destroying the broadcast towers for the Triad region's oldest sports & newsradio station source: journalnow.com \| share:	48
		Toyota goes retro future, demonstrates zero-emission versions of its classic 1980s AE86 sports range source: asiaone.com \| share:	6

Mon January 16, 2023
		Australian woman runs the length of the country. No mention of what was pursuing her source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	5

Sun January 15, 2023
(Some Snow Bound Guy)		Hey you scratched my anchor - snow plow edition source: southtahoenow.com \| share:	11

Sat January 14, 2023
		Musical "Here Lies Love" to debut on Broadway. Subby had to sit through quite a few musicals in his life, this is the only one he truly enjoyed source: pitchfork.com \| share:	14
		Are trains in your area hungry for fresh meat? Kill numbers way down? Meet railbike tours - a four-person pedal car that zips along railroad tracks. Finally, a way for trains to get their fill source: news4jax.com \| share:	44
		Let's see what's happening at Tesla while Elon has been playing with Twitter source: autos.yahoo.com \| share:	43

Thu January 12, 2023
		First look at new Road House remake starring Conor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal. Be nice, until it's time to not be nice source: collider.com \| share:	46
		Want to see if your address has so called broadband. There's a map for that source: broadbandmap.fcc.gov \| share:	86
(Dr. Eric Topol)		New data shows the bivalent COVID vaccine outperforms expectations by greatly broadening immune response to BA.5 and the emerging XBB.1.5 variant, better 5G reception source: erictopol.substack.com \| share:	70

Wed January 11, 2023
		Portland Army Corp of Engineers releases a 2023 calendar for that broad audience of civil engineering cat lovers source: today.com \| share:	8
		The difference between God and Larry Ellison is that God doesn't get a citation for blowing a stop sign and speeding on his own island source: hawaiinewsnow.com \| share:	14

Tue January 10, 2023
		When DIY personalized license plates meet truth in advertising source: clickorlando.com \| share:	13
		The Noblesville FD would like you to know it was a herd of yaks roaming the roads, not bison. We repeat, YAKS not BISON. We apologize to any bison offended by our tweet source: fox59.com \| share:	27

Mon January 09, 2023
		The FA Cup third round wraps up with the Mighty Oxford United playing some club from London, Arsenal someone. Will they advance or can the Gunners win on the road? At 3:00 pm on ESPN+ source: espn.com \| share:	11
		New homes in England are now legally required to be built with gigabit broadband connections. Gigaty source: theverge.com \| share:	25
		YES would like a word source: wane.com \| share:	82
		Ashli Babbitt's mom takes a shot at civil disobedience source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	206

Sun January 08, 2023
		Two seater plane makes emergency landing, gets hiat by SUV. Three taken to hospital because they were soar source: 8newsnow.com \| share:	29
		Large mud and rock slide closes Highway 1. This is not a repeat from any other year ending in a digit source: yahoo.com \| share:	40
		Still no word if it's a swan or a goose source: thenorthernecho.co.uk \| share:	16
		West Virginia Public Broadcasting reporter is fired for reporting on abuse and neglect of patients in state-run nursing homes after she was ordered her not to do the story. Wanna guess who gets to appoint the WVPB governing board? source: apnews.com \| share:	63
		Tesla semis are starting to be seen on the road. Unfortunately for Tesla it's because they are being towed source: twitter.com \| share:	56

Sat January 07, 2023
		Looks like Nessie is on vacation (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	26
		What do you call over 7000 vehicles stopped, nearly 200 arrested over traffic violations on I-4? A drop in the bucket. "We're remarkably concerned when nationwide, Interstate 4 is known as the most dangerous road in America" source: wfla.com \| share:	83
		What do you call over 7000 vehicles stopped, nearly 200 arrested over traffic violations on I-4? A drop in the bucket. "We're remarkably concerned when nationwide, Interstate 4 is known as the most dangerous road in America" source: wfla.com \| share:	83

Fri January 06, 2023
		Iowa college student crowned National Mario Cart champ; plans on hitting the Rainbow Road ASAP source: kcrg.com \| share:	14
		Doing coke in a supermarket toilet, jumping in your car with three 16-year-olds, repeatedly driving past your ex while screaming abuse before flipping the vehicle with everyone inside then asking your ex for help? That's a busy day for a 19 year old source: kentonline.co.uk \| share:	39
		Virginia: "I-95 express lanes are great, but traffic can only go one direction at a time. What would happen if we made the express lanes bi-directional?" Apparently they're not joking source: fredericksburg.com \| share:	67
		JFC he's still at it source: americanindependent.com \| share:	64
		Why you should never try to dodge flying rats with your car source: metro.co.uk \| share:	17

Thu January 05, 2023
		Australia upset over scourge of Fattypuses, which surprisingly is not a euphemism for US tourists on Tindr source: abc.net.au \| share:	29
		Woe to you, o'er Earth and Sea. For the Devil sends the mail with wrath because he knows the time is short source: variety.com \| share:	12

Wed January 04, 2023
		Berm near Point No Point Road failed flooding Point No Point County Park near Point No Point Lighthouse. Point is no point heading there for now source: kitsapsun.com \| share:	16
		Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson and Hanson source: litefm.iheart.com \| share:	48
		The devil made me do it, says driver of devil's ride, who drove off the side at Devil's Slide source: ktvu.com \| share:	42

Tue January 03, 2023
		LeBron James became the first player since Michael Jordan to score 40 or more points in consecutive games after the age of 38 source: espn.com \| share:	11
		Jeremy Renner has 2nd surgery, is still critical, suffered blunt force trauma to his chest source: bbc.com \| share:	90

Mon January 02, 2023
(Some Guy)		Our devolution into a pugilistic barbaric civilization is now complete. Welcome to complete idiocracy source: powerslap.com \| share:	20
		Happy New Year, Fartists. Welcome to your weekly arting and crafting thread. Any fun projects for the new year? New inspirations? source: fark.com \| share:	20
		First Monday footie in the Premier League has Brentford, unbeaten in their last four, taking on Liverpool who would be just outside top four with a win. Will Pool take points on the road? Can Brentford continue their run? On USA @ 12:30 pm ET source: scores.nbcsports.com \| share:	62
		There are going to be some lonely monkeys as flooding destroys only road to zoo source: ktvu.com \| share:	6

Sun January 01, 2023
		Mass. state police find suspect in a large tree with infrared camera. Article doesn't say why suspect had an infrared camera in a tree. Dumbass tag for the headline writer and the suspect source: boston.com \| share:	21
		Old School: Firefighters rescue cat from tree. California: Firefighters rescue teens from tree source: kcra.com \| share:	14
		Health officials urge locking the barn door after the horse has gone out to see the herd, done a little galloping, nibbled a spot a grass on the side of the road, and had a good roll on its back before returning to idle peacefully in its stall? source: abc7.com \| share:	29
		Etatsretni no hsarc ot sdael revird yaw-gnorw source: krtv.com \| share:	19

Sat December 31, 2022
		British expats in Germany complain that Germans are "obsessed with rules". Oh really? What else surprises them? That they all speak in German to each other? (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	104

Fri December 30, 2022
		Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo 🚗 oʅɐɟɟnq oʅɐɟɟnq oʅɐɟɟnq oʅɐɟɟnq source: kbzk.com \| share:	25

Thu December 29, 2022
		If you only read this story's headline and the first half of the article, you might not think things would turn out like they did source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share:	25
		When stopped he stated: "We've got a thing that's called radar love, We've got a wave in the air, Radar love" source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	42
		Unhinged woman tries to save the 'Death of a Salesman' on Broadway source: nypost.com \| share:	9
(The Thaiger)		There once was an anarchic rider from Phuket source: thethaiger.com \| share:	17
		An alleged coup at Canoo is causing a hullabaloo source: jalopnik.com \| share:	12

Tue December 27, 2022
		Scott Van Pelt doesn't want to listen to Joe Buck. Nobody does, Scott. Nobody does source: yahoo.com \| share:	22
		Spice Girls star Mel C pulls out of New Year's Eve gig in Poland over broadcaster's anti-LGBT stances. Candace Cameron Bure seen booking a flight to Warsaw source: deadline.com \| share:	18

Mon December 26, 2022
		Mafia-themed food items sold abroad unacceptable, say Italian farmers, perfectly legitimate uomini d' affari who simply have yet to wet their beaks source: theguardian.com \| share:	19

Sun December 25, 2022
		England has a 6-foot-6, which is way more captivating than 10-foot-8 source: bbc.com \| share:	31
		Photoshop this old road source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share:	17
		"Lions' blowout loss squashes their playoff momentum, but is also a needed reality check for promising franchise" source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	27
		Behold the Duke of Lancaster, a frozen-in-time cruise ship docked on the Welsh coast that's not moved in decades. Bonus: it's loaded with arcade games from the 'golden era' source: walesonline.co.uk \| share:	40
		The Shepard was first broadcast on Christmas Eve in 1979, and has been replayed almost every year since on Canadian radio. It's the story of an RAF pilot trying to get home across the North Sea at night, and it really is worth the listen source: youtube.com \| share:	63

Sat December 24, 2022
		Armoured vehicle full of pub crawling Santas gets stuck in a Cornish hedge source: theguardian.com \| share:	31
		Call me old fashioned but I just don't think a child should be driving an SUV the wrong way down the street around midnight without headlights source: abc27.com \| share:	43
		Come on baby, light my fire source: chattanoogan.com \| share:	23

Fri December 23, 2022
		Michiganders get behind the idea of watching the plow cam source: mlive.com \| share:	23
		Michiganders get behind the idea of watching the plow cam source: mlive.com \| share:	23
		After 11 years, Subby's favorite wrestling stable breaks up in violent fashion. Who will win Suzuki-gun's Final Match? Road to WRESTLE KINGDOM: SUZUKI-GUN FINAL starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports. Suzuki-gun, Ichiban source: njpw1972.com \| share:	112

Thu December 22, 2022
		Texas power grid expected to hold against forecasted wind chills as low as -30F in some areas of the state. Never mind that each time it's failed it's been "completely unforeseen." Tag for the weather, not the grid source: texastribune.org \| share:	49
		Uh, the Internet? source: seattlemet.com \| share:	6
		Uh, the Internet? source: seattlemet.com \| share:	6
		Seal found after wandering on a road, muttering something about how suit nipples ruined his great song Kiss From A Rose source: upi.com \| share:	13
		Can Suzuki-gun hand CHAOS one last, soul-crushing defeat? Will Narita & Honma survive Dangerous Tekkers? Why the hell are 4 Young Lions being sent to slaughter? The Road to WRESTLE KINGDOM starts @ 4:30 AM ET FREE on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	95
		Not News: EV owner takes a risk purchasing new vehicle. News: Ends up with problems. FARK: Problems from his HOA that doesn't allow pickups parked in front of his house source: thedrive.com \| share:	86

Wed December 21, 2022
		Intrepid automotive reporter tests to see how the three major misnomers stack up source: jalopnik.com \| share:	13
(Some Guy)		"Hey Carl, I don't think that truck will make it over that railroad crossing." "Oh relax, Earl, what's the worst that could happen?" Meanwhile, off in the distance, a train whistle blows source: local3news.com \| share:	64

Mon December 19, 2022
(Some Guy)		Florida residents rescue a cat stuck in a storm drain. Hero tag makes a rare fill-in for the Florida tag on this one source: eaglesanantonio.com \| share:	1

Sun December 18, 2022
		Oregon is now a red state source: oregonlive.com \| share:	46
		Three wise men at live manger scene outsmarted by three camels source: metro.co.uk \| share:	12
		Ok, who placed an order of roasted bell peppers to go? source: news4jax.com \| share:	12

Sat December 17, 2022
		Cool: Going on a multistate road trip to spend time with your 8-year-old daughter. Sick: Your deceased daughter source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	54
		Who has the pasta noodles? source: krqe.com \| share:	25

Thu December 15, 2022
		Eucalyptus tree critically injures four, kills two, destroys three cars, blames it on too much groot beer source: ktvu.com \| share:	48
		Raven flies 45 minutes to get some cat treats source: vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca \| share:	11
		Raven flies 45 minutes to get some cat treats source: vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca \| share:	11
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for December 15 is morass, as in "Some like to see frequent breasts, but I like to see morass" source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	24

Wed December 14, 2022
		Stanley Tucci: Searching For Broadcast source: avclub.com \| share:	28
		Island nation, famous for drunk people lying down to sleep in the middle of the road, is worried even more will be run over now that the Christmas party season has arrived source: theguardian.com \| share:	59
(Some Guy)		All but proving that rock is dead, Def Leppard's Joe Elliott's pick for best rock album of the year is from Demi Lovato source: kissrocks.com \| share:	48

Tue December 13, 2022
		Suddenly, poultry carcasses source: wral.com \| share:	20
		Ah, it's the old "Officer, I would never make a bomb; I found this along the road and thought it was a flare" defense again source: whdh.com \| share:	15
		Road rage instant karma source: cbc.ca \| share:	31
		Graphic evidence of Canadian road rage, caught on video source: twitter.com \| share:	118
		Holiday protip: learn to crop and swap source: lifehacker.com \| share:	58

Mon December 12, 2022
		Beets. Boulevards. Blizzards source: wilx.com \| share:	31
		Richmond VA's last Confederate monument on city property is coming down source: wric.com \| share:	38

Sat December 10, 2022
		Certified mega-badass Joe Kittinger has fallen at 94 source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	30
		Roadkill Cafe introduces app for mobile ordering source: abc4.com \| share:	16

Fri December 09, 2022
		Until now, Fraa Jad and I had been like a couple of barbarians kicking down doors in an abandoned guardhouse on the frontier of an empire. Here, though, we had set out on the road that would take us to the FHF MSNBC thread at 7pm ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	110
(Some Guy)		The California Department of Transportation is looking for a name for their new Mascot (a humanoid orange cone) and is asking kids 5-18 for names with prizes available. Coney McConehead may not get it done but better suggestions to the right source: gosafelyca.org \| share:	138
		Mooving to a new healthcare plan source: wavy.com \| share:	10

Thu December 08, 2022
		The Apple car project has hiat some roadblocks. Seeing as how the success of the project depends on avoiding them, you would think they could code better to get around those source: sea.mashable.com \| share:	8
		That attempted Nazi coup in Germany is even more wacky than you thought. And they are connected to QAnon and antivaxxers. Link goes to the English version of the German state-owned broadcaster source: youtube.com \| share:	81
		Florida burglars attempt bank robbery. Sir, this is a Wendy's source: local10.com \| share:	14

Wed December 07, 2022
		You never know when enemies or in-laws might drop by source: lifehacker.com \| share:	10
		Photoshop this obscure road source: img.atlasobscura.com \| share:	19

Tue December 06, 2022
		Man proves he can hit the broad side of a barn source: wfmz.com \| share:	22
		Man proves he can hit the broad side of a barn source: wfmz.com \| share:	22
		UCONN guawd Fudd expected to miss thwee to six weeks source: espn.com \| share:	6
		Larry Mullen Jr. may be too burned out to go on the next U2 tour source: consequence.net \| share:	67

Mon December 05, 2022
		"They're supposed to boo," Watson said. "I'm a Cleveland Brown now, and we're on the road, so they're supposed to boo" source: espn.com \| share:	26

Sun December 04, 2022
		We go to Arlington for Sunday Night Football between the Colts and the Cowboys. Can Matt Ryan lead Indy to a road upset? Or will Dak Prescott and Dallas win this one? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET and will be on NBC source: espn.com \| share:	561
		Going 62 mph slower than the speed limit? Apparently, some cops might not like that source: metro.co.uk \| share:	25
		VA lawmakers are hard at work looking to bring the equivalent of a DUI checkpoint for marijuana to the roads. I mean, sure, there's no way to actually check for marijuana "intoxication" like with alcohol, but they're not going to let that stop them source: insidenova.com \| share:	171

Sat December 03, 2022
		70-year-old drives 7 miles on DC trail before striking an 80-year-old woman walking to the same farmers market source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	48

Fri December 02, 2022
		Luckily, he was wearing his official UPS uniform pants source: abc7chicago.com \| share:	24
		Biden ready to hit the road and personally end the Putin malarkey source: bbc.com \| share:	96
		A potentially dangerous road rage incident fizzled out into nothing after one party refused to be intimidated by the other, who was "clucking like a chicken." Foghorn Leghorn seen leaving the incident source: msn.com \| share:	36
		Friday morning crash slows traffic on Phoenix freeway as dazed victims stagger across the roadway. Emergency services now have the scene under control, but sadly did have to euthanize two passengers in the process source: abc15.com \| share:	14
		Meteorologist live broadcast interrupted by the sound all too familiar to dog owners. Bonus points for finishing the segment source: youtube.com \| share:	2

Thu December 01, 2022
		Who's opposed to sick leave for railroad workers? "The House passed the sick leave measure, 221-207, as Republicans overwhelmingly opposed it, indicating that prospects for passage are slim in the evenly divided Senate" source: apnews.com \| share:	214

Wed November 30, 2022
(Some Guy)		Too many people want to see the Phantom of the Opera's last shows on Broadway for them to be the last shows source: nowthisnews.com \| share:	6
		One of the Great One's records falls source: espn.com \| share:	14

Tue November 29, 2022
		Pilot walks six miles for help after plane crash. And boy, were his arms tired source: kiro7.com \| share:	36
		How many snow angels do you have to make to clear a sidewalk, wouldn't it be easier to just use a shovel? source: triblive.com \| share:	29
		Climate change has grounded the Mississippi barge fleet, but opens a window for railroads... which emit more CO2... which will exacerbate climate change... Uh, how many existential crises are we juggling right now? source: marketwatch.com \| share:	51
		Sign of the apocalypse: NBC went an entire Eagles broadcast without mentioning cheesesteaks once source: inquirer.com \| share:	22
		Try to run. Try to hide. Break on through to the traffic cone. Break on through to the traffic cone source: baltimorebrew.com \| share:	23

Sat November 26, 2022
		Reasons to file a lawsuit in Florida: 1) Your Burmese python was tagged with graffiti, 2) Unavailability of mobility scooters during your road rage event, 3) Your macaroni and cheese was improperly labelled 'ready in 3 1/2 minutes' source: kiro7.com \| share:	97

Fri November 25, 2022
		Mercedes tries cat-style marketing, blocks chargers to get attention from Tesla drivers source: electrek.co \| share:	17
		You know what they say. They always get their Struthioniformes source: cbc.ca \| share:	7
		"See, this is why I don't do miracles anymore. You just can't make some people happy," God explained while slowly shaking his head (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	39

Thu November 24, 2022
		Bad luck: Being a 15-year-old driver without a license and ramming the back of a car. Really bad luck: Being a 15-year-old driver without a license and ramming the back of a state trooper's car source: wusa9.com \| share:	66
		Alpinist leads initiative to remove 135 kg of garbage from foot of Mount Fuji, is pissed to point out all the urine bottles collected source: mainichi.jp \| share:	39

Wed November 23, 2022
(IT Pro)		Former Twitter engineer provides Musk a road map for permanently destroying the site source: itpro.com \| share:	24
		Las Vegas Dukes of Hazzard Volvo chased into the darkness by ex-Navy Seal at 100mph source: ktla.com \| share:	59

Tue November 22, 2022
		In early 2021, Kia unveiled a new logo. Now, there are 30K Google searches each month for "KN car" source: thedrive.com \| share:	38
		Putin puts his hands in a t-shape Hey time out guys, let's just all take a breather for a few, Ok? source: msn.com \| share:	80
		Narrator: The truth is, he didn't like Trump at all source: mediaite.com \| share:	44
		If you're thinking about filing a story about unprecedented traffic delays over Thanksgiving, better get your stories in now or get stuck in the greenlight gridlock source: wtop.com \| share:	16

Mon November 21, 2022
		Hotel rated the worst in the UK seeks to improve its image by inviting guests on a 'Turkey & Tinsel' short break. Comes with complimentary falling masonry upon arrival source: kentonline.co.uk \| share:	23
(Some Guy)		On the road, against a team with a winning record, and in crappy weather conditions, the Detroit Lions did something unthinkable for them: They won source: prideofdetroit.com \| share:	13
		If you get a 5.6 magnitude earthquake from your Java, maybe you should switch to Sanka source: huffpost.com \| share:	36
		In Tennessee, people can take dead, big game roadkill for their consumption. Except for bears as they're a whole different animal source: wjhl.com \| share:	40

Sun November 20, 2022
		Proving there are no 'F's in 'BBC', the British broadcaster ignores the World Cup opening ceremony in favor of tearing FIFA and Qatar a new one source: theguardian.com \| share:	17

Sat November 19, 2022
		God is trying to defund the police source: cnn.com \| share:	26
		LAPD and Union Pacific Railroad Police arrest 22 train robbers, recover $18 million in stolen cargo. Woodcock would've warned them that after knocking off the U.P., you flee to Bolivia source: abc7.com \| share:	29

Fri November 18, 2022
		Sorry, but we've got to raise the cash bridge toll to an eye-popping $17. Why? Ah, inflation... yea ... that's the ticket. Inflation source: nj1015.com \| share:	57
		It's a tricky aerial move, the Judges are sure to score it for difficulty, and... NAILED the landing source: pahomepage.com \| share:	28

Thu November 17, 2022
		Man complains to town about one neighbor shooting target practice "morning, noon and night" and another neighbor who shoots across the roadway at game. "When I say they are banging away, it isn't with small fire arms. I mean military grade" source: tnonline.com \| share:	38
		Bad: stranded on the side of the road with a dead battery. Worse: some idiot tries to carjack you source: kiro7.com \| share:	30
		Milwaukee Bucks can't wear their fan-favorite "Cream City" jerseys because (a) they're too itchy (b) the color interferes with the digital TV graphics, or (c) your mom trademarked "Cream City" as the name for her bedroom source: cbssports.com \| share:	15
		LiveNation CEO on the Swiftiegate: "go blame Becky, not us" source: stereogum.com \| share:	65
		UK EV drivers will begin paying road taxes in 2025, which still has ICE drivers gassed source: bbc.com \| share:	3
		"We're talking about billions of dollars in internet infrastructure. It's a farce that the FCC isn't regulating broadband as a telecommunications service," TL;DR: you're most likely getting boned on your broadband. 'Obvious' tag is comcastic source: gizmodo.com \| share:	21
		L.A. County Sheriff Department members are on the scene of a "run and hit" incident source: cbsnews.com \| share:	35
		"Rogue crosswalk removed by Seattle Department of Transportation crew". Paladin traffic light unavailable for comment source: komonews.com \| share:	26

Wed November 16, 2022
		Fark NotNewsletter: Watch out for Storm on the roads source: fark.com \| share:	32
		Denise Richards avoids injury after her car shot up in L.A. 'road rage' incident. I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL source: ktla.com \| share:	53

Tue November 15, 2022
		Nickelback sucks when they should be puffing source: loudwire.com \| share:	21
		Bones and All is a "coming-of-age romantic cannibal road film." Something I can relate to, except for that road part source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	12

Mon November 14, 2022
(Some Guy)		Whichever farker left their truck on the side of the road in WV, the Summersville Police would like a word with you source: ginraiders.com \| share:	37
		Poppet the deaf pooch finds her bark thanks to her hearing sister Poppy source: metro.co.uk \| share:	1

Sun November 13, 2022
		Premier League Sunday, the last matches until Boxing Day. At 9 AM ET Brighton host Aston Villa. BHA have been in good form and Villa are on a new manager bounce. Then at 11:30 AM Fulham face Man United, who haven't been great on the road. Both on USA source: scores.nbcsports.com \| share:	38

Sat November 12, 2022
		The church where Jack Kerouac was an altar boy could become a museum and performance center in his honor. Subby presumes "bookstore & cafe" is code for "whiskey bar" source: boston.com \| share:	26

Fri November 11, 2022
		Will Smith's hand is probably tingling: Chris Rock to become the first person to perform live on Netflix in 2023 source: superthrowbackparty.net \| share:	21
		Ontario getting made-in-Sweden road safety design - reductions of moose biting anticipated source: thestar.com \| share:	43
		The watermelons have been avenged source: huffpost.com \| share:	237
		FA by blocking and brake-checking an ambulance on an emergency call. FO by losing your driver's license for 3 years. With bonus instant karma source: metro.co.uk \| share:	45
		Don't use methamphetamine or you too may find yourself illegally purchasing a wild owl, for $100, in the middle of the night, from strangers, at a local gas station. Ya rly source: azfamily.com \| share:	47

Thu November 10, 2022
		With Pennsylvania the Democrats have a road map of how to actually appeal to working class Americans and win elections . Expect them to promptly ignore it source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	154
		Air Force has to ground 115 planes because of cracks that are being caused by the inspection process for cracks source: avweb.com \| share:	81
		Apple wants you to drive the dirt road. NTTAWWT source: kiro7.com \| share:	58

Wed November 09, 2022
		Truck overturns, spills load of chicken waste over highway. How does it smell? Offal source: kfvs12.com \| share:	36
		Murphy was found abandoned on the side of the road and is currently in a foster home, but he hopes to be living his best life in a forever home in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. Please welcome him and all the awesome folks who have helped out source: thedodo.com \| share:	177
		Grading Washington State drivers on their ability to drive during the first snowfall of the season source: mynorthwest.com \| share:	58

Tue November 08, 2022
		If you've been waiting 20 years for Peter Gabriel to tour with new material, here's your chance. May require a flight to Europe source: petergabriel.com \| share:	21
		Broadway suffers "Hair" loss source: deadline.com \| share:	12
		Chris Evans named People magazine's 'Sexiest Man Alive'. Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf unavailable for comment source: pagesix.com \| share:	38
		Found On Road Defeated source: cbc.ca \| share:	22
		This old man, he played one. He played knick knack on my thumb. With a knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone. This old man's head never came rolling home source: wbay.com \| share:	12

Mon November 07, 2022
		And their bread is nothing but sugar source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	50
		Ten games into the season, Warriors set another record source: si.com \| share:	11
		"Come with me on a brief but joyful jaunt down the yellow brick road to 'The Day After the Blue Tsunami' to see what our future could look like after we defeat the insurrectionist-loving Republicans" source: michaelmoore.com \| share:	170

Sun November 06, 2022
		Truckers in support of Bolsonaro are having their roadblocks cleared by soccer hooligans, annoyed by them getting in their way of beating the crap out of each other source: dailymotion.com \| share:	51

Fri November 04, 2022
		Wanker prankster police officer orders men to pull down their trousers & underwear during bogus search in street, they comply until he starts eyeing up their junk source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	15
		Reporter on live TV broadcast about urban crime is robbed .... by a parrot source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	7
		Denver kicks off winter with a 100 car pileup, closing a highway in both directions source: kdvr.com \| share:	59

Thu November 03, 2022
		Easton PA takes their bacon so seriously that they are going clear out their road construction hellscape so it will not interfere with Bacon Fest source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	8
		Cable installer's leg severed in freak accident, will be re-attached next Tuesday sometime between 11 a.m. and 4 p.m. source: kare11.com \| share:	45
		Truck driver in need of fresh pants after trailer load of ammonium nitrate catches fire source: abc.net.au \| share:	27

Wed November 02, 2022
		Side-of-the-road markets in Vietnam are getting pretty cyberpunk source: pcgamer.com \| share:	27
		A-ha's contribution to Norwegian culture will be (a) "Take On Me" (b) bootstrapping electric car revolution through civil disobedience (c) both of the above source: bbc.com \| share:	9

Tue November 01, 2022
		"Frustrated" Clippers star Kawhi Load-Management ruled out of this week's two-game Texas road trip source: espn.com \| share:	5
		Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne? Also why did he take all his clothes off source: gazettelive.co.uk \| share:	48
		How the Mississippi River drought will affect your grocery bill, travel plans with Huck source: cnn.com \| share:	94
		Meh. It's Philly source: foxnews.com \| share:	21

Mon October 31, 2022
		30 years ago today, the UK had its own War of the Worlds broadcast that traumatized a generation of viewers source: slashfilm.com \| share:	68

Sun October 30, 2022
		Why was he riding a motorcycle in a hurricane to begin with? source: ksl.com \| share:	57
		Running in to a family of four while driving a stolen vehicle with seven other kids in it while intoxicated, with an outstanding warrant, is no way to go through life, son source: kdvr.com \| share:	36
		Sunday Night Football sees the Packers travel to Buffalo to take on the Bills. Will Aaron Rogers lead Green Bay to the win, or will Josh Allen drive the Bills to victory? Game will be broadcast on NBC @ 8:20 PM ET source: espn.com \| share:	930
		Truck carrying cookie dough overturns and backs up traffic on Interstate 465. Indianapolis police dispatch a truck full of milk to crash nearby source: wthr.com \| share:	19
		Police nailed the bandit, but his motive remains unclear unless he owns a local tire repair shop source: fox4news.com \| share:	14
		Not News: Driver gets a DUI. News: after driving into a ditch with a bus load of school children. Fark: but won't lose his license. WTF: because it was already revoked source: wtop.com \| share:	28

Sat October 29, 2022
		After many years of holding back, Michael Imperioli finally reveals all the details about what happened in the ending scene of The Sop-- source: mediaite.com \| share:	35

Fri October 28, 2022
		Man murdered over sex tape scandal on the TikkityToks source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	44
		"What it shows is um, everybody will get frustrated." A statement from Sgt. Understatement of the Phoenix Police after yesterday's road rage incident that involved one man with multiple stab wounds and an 8 year-old shot through a car window source: azfamily.com \| share:	58
		Driving on the freeway is about to get more dangerous source: npr.org \| share:	93
		Tom Brady is having his road to Damascus moment source: cnn.com \| share:	88
		Dallas bars people from standing on medians, after drivers were complaining about needing clear lines of fire during road rage gunfights source: fox4news.com \| share:	62

Thu October 27, 2022
(Some Guy)		Not News: 8 HS football players suspended after an altercation at a football game. Fark: 8 high school football COACHES suspended after an altercation at a game source: news.scorebooklive.com \| share:	5
		Bo knows football. And that's why he will never let his grandchildren play it source: ftw.usatoday.com \| share:	13
		Buffalo Bills release the first renderings of their future stadium. At least they are doing something to combat the hostile weather there source: espn.com \| share:	9
(Some Guy)		Montana high school football team makes state playoffs and must travel 529 miles to face its first opponent--which means they'd have a shorter road trip if they were playing a school in Denver or Minnesota source: montanasports.com \| share:	14
(Jack O' Lantern)		Why was the jack-o-lantern sad on Halloween? Because he felt empty inside. This is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, Halloween edition, where we all come for the boos source: laffgaff.com \| share:	81
		Can't she just say someone else put the meth in her pocket? source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	70
		Chinese students abroad are achieving something once thought impossible: being more obnoxious, jingoistic and ignorant than Americans source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	83

Wed October 26, 2022
		New USPS mail truck seen in the wild, repeatedly hit by the ugly stick source: thedrive.com \| share:	56
		China is operating clandestine police outposts abroad to harass and silence Chinese dissidents, just the way Xi likes it source: bbc.com \| share:	33
		Long Island's old Hitler Youth-style summer camp is getting the Off Broadway treament source: forward.com \| share:	14
		You know how 'A Christmas Story' is broadcast on TV all day and night on certain stations? Now 'Elf' and 'Christmas Vacation' will be given the same chance source: wcnc.com \| share:	179

Tue October 25, 2022
		Don't tell Kyler Murray source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	4
		This mindless time waster of a game needs a Foghat soundtrack, IMHO source: arstechnica.com \| share:	7
		"It's hard to imagine paying $160,000 for a Viper that is worse than the original in so many ways" source: thedrive.com \| share:	19

Mon October 24, 2022
		Driving School Instructor complains Wisconsin DMV's pandemic suspension of driver roadtests has unleashed a generation of reckless drivers on Milwaukee roads, soft driving school instructor job market source: cbs58.com \| share:	47
		Tonight on RAW: Bianca tries one more time to scrape the gum known as Bayley off her wrestling boots. Machine Gun hopes for a victory over Finn, otherwise he'll be a sour boy. Will Dex ever get his match with Miz? Find out at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com \| share:	184
		Bruce Dickinson declares fan "Public Enema Number One" for getting "Aces High" at Anaheim Show source: metalsucks.net \| share:	33
		Pakistani journalist flees his country for Kenya to avoid reprisals after criticizing Pakistan's powerful military leaders. He ends up getting got at a police roadblock in Nairobi in a case of mistaken identity. No word on his appointment in Samara source: npr.org \| share:	44
		Florida man with meth, face tattoos and a stolen vehicle evades arrest by jumping into a river, somehow avoids gets eaten by alligators, gets arrested anyway source: yahoo.com \| share:	13
		Crypto yield platform 'Freeway' turns clients' $100M+ into roadkill. FARK: shortly after 43% annual return called out as ponzi. ULTRA FARK: team members' info wiped from website source: twitter.com \| share:	102
		Brad Pitt leaves legendary F1 broadcaster Martin Brundle in the dust rather than answer questions about new racing film, prompting Brumble to quip, "Obviously they're known as 'Pitt stops,' if they don't want you talking to Brad Pitt" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	27
		Driver: You want to drive? Passenger: I'll take a stab at it source: whdh.com \| share:	12

Sun October 23, 2022
		Sunday Night Football sees the Steelers travel to Miami to take on the Dolphins. Will Tagovailoa triumph in his return or will Trubisky lead his team to victory? Game will be broadcast on NBC @8:20pm ET source: nbcsports.com \| share:	774
		Can you get sea sick on these mountain roads? source: twitter.com \| share:	12
		You had one job, long snapper source: sportingnews.com \| share:	15

Sat October 22, 2022
		Zac Brown banned from entering Canada source: people.com \| share:	44

Fri October 21, 2022
		Holding hayride fundraiser for local JROTC? Sounds cool until parents realized property owner where event will be held is "registered sex offender" source: waff.com \| share:	38
		We now go to Philly for Game 3 of the NLCS. Will the Phillies prevail at home against the Padres? Or will San Diego steal a game on the road? The pitching matchup is Joe Musgrove vs. Ranger Suarez, and the game starts at 7:37 PM ET on FS1 source: espn.com \| share:	55
		Beware female bovines of Scotland, Lover Boy is on the loose and looking to score source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	30
		Hey, handsome: my eyes are down here source: autoblog.com \| share:	23

Thu October 20, 2022
		Get on your knees and pray. Sign outside the church was quite specific, too source: midhudsonnews.com \| share:	42
		Biden is going to meet a man wearing shorts under a bridge source: wtae.com \| share:	26
		A tranquil autumn day spent napping under a blanket in the park gives you time to ponder some of life's mysteries, such as "Why is that fire truck coming right at me?" source: kdvr.com \| share:	13
		Slippery people leading a wild wild life caught with AK-47s when pulled up in a car on the road to nowhere. This must be the place where the psycho killer was living a life during wartime. Once in a lifetime bust for cops involved source: rte.ie \| share:	47
		Head down to Cape Coral, FL and drive away in a brand new 1996 Dodge Caravan source: nbc-2.com \| share:	25
		After nearly three months on the road, 101-ton German medical particle accelerator arrives at its destination in central Illinois source: pjstar.com \| share:	11

Wed October 19, 2022
		The last Pontiac ever made, a 2010 G6, sold in 2015 at a salvage auction for $450 after being totaled. Still prettier and has a higher resale value than any Aztek source: thedrive.com \| share:	68
		Mayor Secretary Pete: "This is the infrastructure we've been waiting for our entire lives, and it is already beginning to create and support good paying jobs" source: 12news.com \| share:	83
		"Sex, guns and sedition": Prosecutors describe Oath Keepers road trip to DC. Wait, wasn't that a Warren Zevon song? source: politico.com \| share:	58
		Dog finds briefcase full of sex toys. If it's yours, please come claim it source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	30
		Wendy Williams leaves rehab after less than two months saying she's "better than ever" source: pagesix.com \| share:	20

Tue October 18, 2022
		Russian cosmonaut celebrates return by employing gravity to its full effect source: thestar.com \| share:	31
		A tractor-trailer truck carrying thousands of pounds of live fish crashed and spilled its load on I-95. Stupid flounders source: wral.com \| share: