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Fri July 30, 2021
		If it's a Saint Bernard it could be a problem source: ky3.com \| share:	25

Thu July 29, 2021
		President Biden to allow eviction moratorium to expire on Saturday, so if you've been looking for sweet deals on free furniture on the side of the road as people get kicked out, you're in luck. You're an asshole, but you're in luck source: mynews13.com \| share:	271

Tue July 27, 2021
		Day 5 of the Tokyo Olympics sees the first finals of the rowing competition, medals handed out in men's rugby sevens and 3x3 basketball, Katie Ledecky go for 2 golds, and the road cycling time trials. It all begins at 8pm ET on USA and CNBC source: nbcolympics.com \| share:	376
		The state of Maine has decided it can no longer tolerate you enjoying your legally imported vehicle. For safety. And it's more convoluted and broad than you'd expect source: jalopnik.com \| share:	146
		Life sized scalextric source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	16
		Life sized scalextric source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	16

Mon July 26, 2021
		Woman narrowly avoids death when metal pole spears her car. Raving Finns, Country Estonians and Techno Vikings on notice source: kiro7.com \| share:	24
		Old and busted: Roads gridlocked with commuters. New hotness: Trails gridlocked with hikers source: outsideonline.com \| share:	51
(Some Guy)		To solve the empty supermarket shelves problem the UK government extends the hours HGV drivers can stay on the road and removes parts of the driving test for new HGV drivers. Minister is expect to recommend drivers use amphetamines next source: thelondoneconomic.com \| share:	116
		It's not just Texas that wants to make it harder for the "wrong" people to vote. Over a third of the states are all about setting up electoral roadblocks source: us.cnn.com \| share:	90

Sun July 25, 2021
		If you're crop spraying with your helicopter and are absorbed in your work you still have to keep an eye out for those pesky overhead power lines source: kitchener.ctvnews.ca \| share:	27
		China sheds angry tears over NBC's refusal to toe the Party Line during Olympics broadcast source: cnbc.com \| share:	201
		Austrian cyclist wins a truly surprise gold at the Olympics since the rest of riders didn't realize she was ahead source: cyclingnews.com \| share:	41

Sat July 24, 2021
		South Korean network apologizes for its hilariously inappropriate Olympics Opening Ceremony broadcast source: huffpost.com \| share:	16
		M-O-O-N, that spells yellow traffic light source: jalopnik.com \| share:	21
		Day 2 of the Tokyo Olympics sees the first finals in swimming, the debut of skateboarding, the women's cycling road race (spoiler: someone Dutch wins), and the opening games for US women's volleyball and men's basketball. Primetime coverage begins at 8 PM ET source: nbcolympics.com \| share:	463
		Just a couple of folks getting together with Rush and Run DMC to do a fantastic cover of "Crossroads" Pure enjoy for your soul source: youtube.com \| share:	45
		Let's Build Infrastructure, a group that has left no trace about its funding sources, wants to make every road a toll road and raise your water bill and your parking fees. Unfortunately, this really does belong in the Pol tab source: theintercept.com \| share:	68
		UNESCO, feeling giddy about revoking world heritage status from Liverpool for developing its historic docks is now threatening to do the same to Stonehenge if the UK goes ahead with plans to build a massive road tunnel there source: theguardian.com \| share:	33

Fri July 23, 2021
		After escaping from a slaughterhouse, a bull has been eluding search parties and roaming the streets of Long Island for three days. It should have a name. Bully Joel? Joey Bullafuoco? Bully McBullface? source: apnews.com \| share:	51
(El Ka Bonk)		Hold on to your butts, Men's Olympic Road Racing at 9:50pm EST. get your snacks in a stack, it's a 7 hour race source: tiz-cycling-live.io \| share:	144
		Commas. Live them. Love them. USE them source: wsbtv.com \| share:	66
		Subby is looking for good British/European police procedural or drama shows. They've seen Broadchurch, The Fall and Hinterland, but unsure if they have the stamina for Midsomer Murders. What's your suggestion? source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	84
		Woman leaves home for the first time in nine months due to Covid shielding, is promptly struck and killed by a truck source: metro.co.uk \| share:	44
		Dutch engineering student invents swamp gas motorcycle that harvests methane from roadside bogs and ponds. Eight hour fill-ups still pose a problem source: odditycentral.com \| share:	24

Thu July 22, 2021
		Just how hot is it in England? The roads are melting source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	82

Wed July 21, 2021
		Good news, Washington State residents: decisions on Constitutional law will henceforth be made by people who have met the requirements of being at least 21 and possessing a diploma or GED and then getting elected source: kiro7.com \| share:	41
		Because the fires get bored and go out source: nbc4i.com \| share:	4

Tue July 20, 2021
		Jeff Bezos admits that, yes, billionaires who use their fortunes to fund space adventures instead of addressing issues like poverty and climate change are pretty much narcissistic A-holes. But what are you gonna do about it, write him a bad review? source: cnn.com \| share:	368

Mon July 19, 2021
		If your ship has worms, you can't just take it to the vet source: wtnh.com \| share:	32
		"Me, you, God and the road"... and that truck source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	36
		Dust. Wind. Dude source: wibw.com \| share:	26
		Well who needs decent roads, safe bridges, and affordable internet access anyway? source: cnn.com \| share:	101
		Today's item spilled all over the highway: 'Liquid animal protein' source: wavy.com \| share:	74
		Three scorned girls, one bus source: jalopnik.com \| share:	56

Sun July 18, 2021
		The flying cars are finally here source: tmz.com \| share:	64
		"'Loki' Was Always Designed to Break the MCU" source: thewrap.com \| share:	126

Sat July 17, 2021
		It's Game 5 of the NBA Finals in Phoenix where the series is tied 2-2. Can Giannis and the Bucks steal one on the road to go up 3-2? Or will the Suns win before they go back to Milwaukee? It all starts at 9:00 PM ET on ABC source: espn.com \| share:	477
		Frank Darabont takes a bite out of The Walking Dead source: gizmodo.com \| share:	31

Fri July 16, 2021
(Some Guy)		🎶 It's the end of the trestle as we know it / It's the end of the trestle as we know it / It's the end of the trestle as we know it (and I-I-I-I feel old) 🎶 source: flagpole.com \| share:	15
		New community garden sparks controversy source: wlbt.com \| share:	61
		Run source: toronto.citynews.ca \| share:	51
		If you're a school bus driver, make sure not to drag the student down the road. (w/ video) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	89
		Naked Man is at it again source: wtnh.com \| share:	16

Thu July 15, 2021
		Dump truck strikes bridge, shifts it six feet source: cbs46.com \| share:	48
		Cool: Missouri raises their gas tax to pay for roads. Fark: Residents can opt out of tax if they disagree with it source: wgem.com \| share:	102
		Cinderella guitarist Jeff LaBar is coming home for the last time at the age of 58 source: amp.tmz.com \| share:	55
		The last few remaining NTSC transmitters in the USA finally went off air, marking the end of over seven decades of continuous 525-line American analogue TV broadcasts source: hackaday.com \| share:	89

Wed July 14, 2021
		Road trips are going to change as EVs take 30 minutes to charge. This could revitalize small towns just off highways who give you a reason you to visit while your car charges source: fastcompany.com \| share:	265
		I for one welcome our new Wolf-German Shepherd hybrid overlords source: cbs17.com \| share:	53
		All gas, no brakes, and Jesus is steering. And here comes the red traffic light source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	24
(alaskasnewssource.com)		Dam it. Again?? source: alaskasnewssource.com \| share:	14
(alaskasnewssource.com)		Dam it. Again?? source: alaskasnewssource.com \| share:	14
		Things got pretty hot at Big Beaver Rd. Exit 69 source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	30

Tue July 13, 2021
		GOP support for bipartisan infrastructure deal now going off the road, heading towards a rundown bridge embankment source: politico.com \| share:	56
		According to research from the Romero Institute of Sports Gambling, the Arizona Diamondbacks have lost bettors a lot of money source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	3

Mon July 12, 2021
		Yet more clutter is coming to Seattle streets source: seattlepi.com \| share:	53
		Yet more clutter is coming to Seattle streets source: seattlepi.com \| share:	53

Sun July 11, 2021
		Smart: parking under a roof to avoid hail damage. Fark: getting in a multi car pileup to avoid hail damage source: jalopnik.com \| share:	80
		CSB Sunday Morning: Summer road trips source: fark.com \| share:	85

Sat July 10, 2021
		That South Dakota Attorney General who ran over and killed a pedestrian with his car and then tried to cover it up by pretending he hit a deer is now claiming in court that the victim was suicidal and wanted to die source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	107

Fri July 09, 2021
		"Always pay attention when you're driving, especially to the drivers. Don't pass on a solid line and don't pass on a blind hill. Like seriously, don't be stupid." - words to live by source: cbc.ca \| share:	41
		Only in Orlando would an ambulance driver resort to drumming up his own business source: clickorlando.com \| share:	14
		Surf's up ... in the NYC subway system and surrounding roads source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	47

Thu July 08, 2021
		The perfect set for porn source: charlotte.axios.com \| share:	28

Wed July 07, 2021
		For sale: $2.4M Delaware mansion. 8,700 square feet, 5 bedrooms, excellent security courtesy of your elderly neighbors across the street for the foreseeable future source: forbes.com \| share:	28
		"Ask 'Sluggo' to zoom in on those trees over there" source: news4jax.com \| share:	19
		Subby's not sure they've ever seen such a broad leap to absurd conclusions: a survey of 1,500 female Ivy Leaguers shows only 6% would date a Trump supporter, which obviously means government must start forcing institutions to be nice to conservatives source: nationalreview.com \| share:	242
		There are the sandcastles that you make at the beach, and the Sand Castles that the pros make source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	8

Tue July 06, 2021
		Do you like Broadway musicals? Do you enjoy the Fast & Furious movies? Well, have we got some good news for you ... and also, what the holy hell? source: jezebel.com \| share:	29

Mon July 05, 2021
		The Stanley Cup may be awarded in Canada for the first time since 2011 as Tampa goes for the sweep against the Habs. If the Bolts get out the brooms, will a curling match break out? What will we do for memes if this is Pierre's last broadcast? 8pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	1142

Sun July 04, 2021
		Forget about helping old ladies source: kcrg.com \| share:	34
		Right turns and fireworks in the forecast for the Jockey Made In America 250 at Road America 2:30PM ET source: nascar.com \| share:	157
		Grand Theft Tractor enters July 4th parade source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	18

Sat July 03, 2021
		Living in a zoning-free Libertarian paradise like Alaska is all fun and games until someone opens a gravel pit next door source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	94
		Is this actually considered news? source: patch.com \| share:	34
		Winnie the Poohl source: cnn.com \| share:	5

Fri July 02, 2021
		Will it be paved with Trump associates who have been thrown under the bus? source: thehill.com \| share:	61
		Will Nagata & TenCozy end YOSHI-HASHI's reign of terror? Can Suzuki-gun beat both LIJ and Bullet Club in one evening? Whose sick idea was it to throw Uemura to The Dragon? KIZUNA ROAD 2021 ends @ 5:30 AM ET FREE on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	79

Thu July 01, 2021
(eBaum's World)		Two random dudes complete the Dumb and Dumber Mini-Bike road trip to Aspen. A few repairs were required source: ebaumsworld.com \| share:	19
		Tour de France surrenders lawsuit against spectator who caused crash source: theguardian.com \| share:	17
		Will Blue Justice be served to the Stone Pitbull? Can Satoshi Kojima avoid the GTR? If YOSHI-HASHI wins, will we riot? KIZUNA ROAD 2021 enters the final stretch @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	64

Wed June 30, 2021
		Game 3 of the College World Series will determine who will be National Champions. Will Vanderbilt repeat as champions? Or will Mississippi State prevail and be top dogs? Find out at 7:00 PM ET on ESPN2 source: espn.com \| share:	8
		🇨🇦 source: thestar.com \| share:	25
		Man pulled over in golf cart tells cop "I'll blow numbers", can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street source: nwitimes.com \| share:	23
		Los Angeles is no longer the worst traffic hellhole in the US source: usatoday.com \| share:	82
		"What's your book about?" "Um...it's about...300 pages" source: lithub.com \| share:	17
		Footage unearthed of Doc Emrick's first season of broadcasting. "They have to stay for overtime" source: youtube.com \| share:	11
		Majority of Americans say screw obstruction, they want roads and bridges fixed and they don't care how it gets done source: thehill.com \| share:	104
		Six relics of forgotten fast-food dynasties. It's like archeology, but it put on 30 pounds source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	20
		The city with the best transportation management policy in the United States is now checks notes Boise, Idaho source: usa.streetsblog.org \| share:	47

Tue June 29, 2021
		Woman ignores road signs. Gets a sinking feeling source: kcrg.com \| share:	14
		Woman ignores road signs. Gets a sinking feeling source: kcrg.com \| share:	14
		Six psychologically damaging things parents say instead of using a wooden spoon source: huffpost.com \| share:	194
		Another cost of global warming: Roads are getting destroyed by the heat source: sfgate.com \| share:	71

Mon June 28, 2021
		Iceland's volcano is still erupting, and may do so for years, or decades. It's reached the "boiling lava lake" stage of its path of destruction as it threatens to erase a major road, and several farmhouses on the way to the ocean source: youtube.com \| share:	8
		I like AT&Ts take on this: rurals don't need fiber. Hell, rural America isn't even thankful for the roads and electricity we give them either, why give them fiber source: arstechnica.com \| share:	91
		Man calls to ask why he wasn't arrested, promptly gets arrested. Meth was a factor source: sfgate.com \| share:	10
		One dead in Votran bus crash. I'm a leg source: mynews13.com \| share:	20
		Then there was that time that David Letterman broadcast his show from Kennedy Airport after he and his crew had their upcoming vacation flights canceled due to bad weather source: youtube.com \| share:	13
		Cabby has one job, can't pull himself away from mobile game to do his one job, then charges extra fare for overshooting destination source: asiaone.com \| share:	10

Sun June 27, 2021
		Gator crosses major roadway to run away from Fraiser, Niles, and Martin source: usatoday.com \| share:	17
		The long nightmare is finally over. After 24 straight road losses the Arizona Diamondbacks finally won one away from their own field source: espn.com \| share:	17
		Anti-vaxxers don't want to be bossed around by the Boss on Broadway... ♪ On Broadway source: nj.com \| share:	26

Sat June 26, 2021
		Apparently angered that 11' 8" is still getting all the attention, Concord Road Covered Bridge makes the news again by picking a fight with a Red Bull truck. RIP, Red Bull's wings source: ajc.com \| share:	32

Fri June 25, 2021
		UK police continue cracking down on the scourge of e-scooters, netting 500 illegal devices in a week source: metro.co.uk \| share:	41
		In the future, busses and walking will yield a higher smugness return than electric cars source: npr.org \| share:	71
		Elton John announces farewell tour dates for 2022 source: rollingstone.com \| share:	54
		On their road to giving the president unlimited authority, the Supreme Court stops and backs up when confronted by undoing $5 trillion worth of real estate transactions since 2008. Hello idiots, I'm consequences source: vox.com \| share:	38

Thu June 24, 2021
		Found a bunny with a farked back leg on the side of the road; suggestions on what to do with it? source: fark.com \| share:	50

Wed June 23, 2021
		22,000+ apply for 4-6 tech jobs with good benefits and an excellent office view source: bbc.com \| share:	3
		When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a five hour delay on a bridge due to a traffic accident, go fishing source: wafb.com \| share:	29
		Can champs Roppongi 3K stave off Bullet Club? Will Uemura slip the surely bonds of Earth to touch the face of God? Does BUSHI get bashed in the face with a whiskey bottle? KIZUNA ROAD 2021 slows down @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	73

Tue June 22, 2021
		Euro 2020 host Paola Ferrari in underwear "controversy" after she performs Sharon Stone's Basic Instinct maneuver during a broadcast source: nypost.com \| share:	19
		Suddenly, 2x4 source: wfla.com \| share:	50
		Suddenly, 2x4 source: wfla.com \| share:	50
		Because when you think Norway public broadcasting, you think clamping koalas and sex with bad knees (not safe for work) source: theguardian.com \| share:	33
		Can Bullet Club regain the NEVER 6-Man Tag Titles? Will Ibushi smite BUSHI for his heresy? What fun, new submission holds will ZSJ invent against Yota Tsuji? KIZUNA ROAD 2021 resumes @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	107

Mon June 21, 2021
		Claudette depressed, Prozac may lighten her mood by the time she gets to the beach source: npr.org \| share:	13
		There is road rage and then there is Staten Island road rage source: silive.com \| share:	89
		"The record volume of cargo has overwhelmed longshoremen, truck drivers, warehouses and railroads. Vessels are waiting up to five days just to get into port, and it can take 10 more days for a container to be loaded on a train" source: npr.org \| share:	22

Sun June 20, 2021
		"The contractions got so bad I got quiet. All of a sudden I couldn't even scream, and I realized - crap - we're having a road baby" source: wkrn.com \| share:	46
		E-scooters have really come along way with their speed and battery dependability, still not enough to join a motorway with 70mph traffic speeding past source: metro.co.uk \| share:	28
		Josef Newgarden has the pole with Coltin Herta along side. Rain and thunderstorms are possible as the afternoon goes on. This is your Indycar REV Group Grand Prix at Road America discussion thread with coverage starting at Noon ET on NBCSN source: indycar.com \| share:	107

Sat June 19, 2021
		Nice job patching that pothole source: metro.co.uk \| share:	36

Fri June 18, 2021
		Boy George is on Waze for your car-ma, car-ma, car-ma, car-ma chameleon source: medium.com \| share:	9
		Two Game 6s are on tap for Friday Night. Can the Hawks put away the Sixers at home? Can the Clippers silence the Jazz for good? Find out at 7:30 and 10:00 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com \| share:	103
		Dave Mustaine: "Jerks off the record" source: loudersound.com \| share:	58
		Think about the effect of price controls on supply and demand while you wait for your Uber source: bostonherald.com \| share:	5
		Bear threat: Rising. Bear trifecta now in play source: cnn.com \| share:	31
		If you got the AstraZeneca vaccine, you won't be able to attend The Boss's Broadway show source: nme.com \| share:	31
		Failing footway foments falling Ferrari source: abc.net.au \| share:	19

Thu June 17, 2021
		Diamondbacks set a new Major League record by playing like CubicZirconiumBacks source: espn.com \| share:	13
		Prayers have been answered for those who want to see The Book of Mormon return to Broadway source: deadline.com \| share:	11
		The Nets can eliminate the Bucks to advance in the NBA Playoffs. Milwaukee would love to force Game 7 in Brooklyn. Which is going to happen? Tip-off is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com \| share:	44
		Photoshop this roadrunner chilling with his friends source: i.imgur.com \| share:	10
		It's been ten years since Spider-Man plunged to his death on Broadway source: nypost.com \| share:	19

Wed June 16, 2021
		Brewing company's "Ambeerlance" now ready to deploy in response to beer emergencies source: lcsun-news.com \| share:	8
		Oh, sure. If a tree falls on a street, they put it in the news, and everybody hears about it source: wtae.com \| share:	27
		Can CHAOS claim victory over Bullet Club in an Elimination Match? Will Kota & GBH beat Nagata & TenCozy? Is Naito going to ask ZSJ for his autograph tonight? KIZUNA ROAD 2021 winds down (for now) @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	92
		RV driver doesn't like being under a bridge down by the river. Decides wide open vistas and lonely mountaintop via unimproved road is perfect, until he finds a 400-foot drop under two of his wheels source: durangoherald.com \| share:	50
		RV driver doesn't like being under a bridge down by the river. Decides wide open vistas and lonely mountaintop via unimproved road is perfect, until he finds a 400-foot drop under two of his wheels source: durangoherald.com \| share:	50

Tue June 15, 2021
		If you've ever been in an accident and felt like throwing up, this cement truck knows the feeling source: dailygazette.com \| share:	18
		Fraser charged with stabbing a man in Great Falls. Niles insists he was at the opera with Maris that evening source: kbzk.com \| share:	24
		The GOP has a cunning plan to allow Biden to fix our roads and bridges in order to be able to kill the rest of his agenda and save us from the horrors of better access to child care and clean energy source: politico.com \| share:	71
		Lightning hits car on I-75 leaving 7-foot mark on pavement. No word on what kind of skid marks the driver left source: clickorlando.com \| share:	51
		Dad level: Hall of Fame source: thedrive.com \| share:	17
		Donald Trump's reinstatement, which was going to happen in January, then was moved to February, then bumped to March, then rescheduled for August... has been delayed until December source: deadstate.org \| share:	102
		Can Kota & Friends beat a restructured LIJ? Will Yuya Uemura fare better or worse against ZSJ? Is Yota Tsuji worthy of a visit from Our Lady Miho Abe? KIZUNA ROAD 2021 continues @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	61

Mon June 14, 2021
		♫ If you're sawin' logs and Roadrunner goes BEEP BEEP ♫ Just roll over and go on back to sleep ♫ Poor little Roadrunner doesn't wanna run away ♫ Even coyotes would rather just cuddle all day ♫ source: scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net \| share:	5
		Both road teams are up 2-1 in their series. Can the Sixers and Jazz go up 3-1 on the Hawks and Clippers, respectively? Or will the series become even for one or both of them? It all starts at 7:30 PM ET on TNT source: espn.com \| share:	116
		Developer gets permission to move headstones; no word on bodies source: mcall.com \| share:	30
		10 things tourists do in Iceland that drive the locals crazy. Reciting the entire Björk-Puff Daddy gif from memory strangely absent source: matadornetwork.com \| share:	114
		AT&T CEO confident that lobbyists will be able to kill Biden's broadband plan and allow ISPs to continue screwing their customers, taking truckloads of government money, and doing nothing to expand broadband access source: arstechnica.com \| share:	62
		Can the new IWGP World Champ, Shingo Takagi, lead LIJ to victory? Will CHAOS reign over Bullet Club? How dead will Yuya Uemura be after facing Minoru Suzuki? KIZUNA ROAD 2021 begins @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	84

Sun June 13, 2021
		Two injured in road rage shooting near Shilshole. Man, if only there was a word for what kinda place that must be source: king5.com \| share:	23
		After a scary Saturday at Euro 2020, let's hope day 3 is just about the football. England starts on the road to their inevitable collapse by facing Croatia at 9:00 AM ET, followed by Austria vs debutants North Macedonia, then the Dutch meet Ukraine source: espn.com \| share:	412

Sat June 12, 2021
		It will always been "too soon" to talk about road rage and gun violence as we are averaging one person shot every 18 hours in a road rage incident nationwide source: thehill.com \| share:	141
		Pro tip: Do not attempt to cross six lanes of highway traffic when trying to reach your Uber source: wtae.com \| share:	31

Fri June 11, 2021
		22-year-old Tesla driver tries to avenge farmers' markets by crashing into a senior citizen assisted living community source: gothamist.com \| share:	19

Thu June 10, 2021
		"Yo, Twitter says there's a car going the #wrongway on #I495 and #I66." "lol it's not just one car it's dozens of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" source: fox5dc.com \| share:	25
		"Yo, Twitter says there's a car going the #wrongway on #I495 and #I66." "lol it's not just one car it's dozens of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" source: fox5dc.com \| share:	25
		Got reckless driving? source: kjzz.org \| share:	14
		Two dead in underground railroad crash. Harriet Tubman unavailable for comment source: nbcmontana.com \| share:	16
(Broadway News)		Jeff Daniels to restart killing mockingbirds on Broadway this October source: broadwaynews.com \| share:	11
		What a crappy way to go source: clickorlando.com \| share:	19
		Emu on the loose in B.C. finally captured, manages to escape once again. Doug inconsolable source: cbc.ca \| share:	30

Wed June 09, 2021
		"Ya'll chill, I'm just intoxicated" may not be the smartest thing to say to cops after you've just run down a pedestrian while driving 114 mph source: clickorlando.com \| share:	35
		Tuition costs at the University of Texas soon to cover arenas built for guys to sit around and play video games source: kxan.com \| share:	71

Tue June 08, 2021
		Nutter wearing a gas mask and a top hat on side of road tries to creep out driver, driver pulls over asking: "What the f**k you doing?" then laughs at him source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	22
		The Boss will be leaving his hometown and taking Highway 9 to the Turnpike to get back to Broadway source: cnn.com \| share:	2

Mon June 07, 2021
		Car should sell any day with the ad verbiage and last picture source: reno.craigslist.org \| share:	39
		Tag team turmoil as RKBro vs Lucha House Party vs T-Bar & Mace vs the Viking Raiders vs the New Day to be the #1 contenders to A.J. & Omos. Shayna returns to Alexa's Playground. Can Nikki win 4 in a row? Find out when RAW starts at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com \| share:	123
		Are you ready hey are you ready for this? ♪ Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? ♫ Out of the roadway the trucks get stuck to the sound of the beat yeah. ♫ And another truck jams the notch. And another truck jams the notch ♪ source: wcax.com \| share:	13
		What was the most white-trash moment you have ever witnessed? Difficulty: Nothing politically-related source: fark.com \| share:	176
		Be careful what you tweet. It could cost you your job much later down the road source: msn.com \| share:	49
		Fark Ready Headline: Conn. man killed when he crashes motorcycle into bear source: whdh.com \| share:	46
		Why it's time to ditch Chrome, which is no longer shiny and will not lead you on the road to Valhalla source: wired.co.uk \| share:	51

Sat June 05, 2021
		The Carolina Squat may be banned source: wmbfnews.com \| share:	93
		Unless it's snowing, this deer is in trouble source: ky3.com \| share:	5
		You ever been so drunk you tried to order McDonald's from the cop arresting you? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	65

Fri June 04, 2021
		Museum fire caused by ignited "dandelion fluff" source: kbzk.com \| share:	10
		Bad: Semi-truck crashes. Worse: Semi-truck catches on fire from crash. Fark: It was carrying fireworks source: abc7chicago.com \| share:	32
		British police car chase vs. your country. How would this have gone different? Difficulty for Americans, no one was shot or threatened with being shot. (Video in article) source: bbc.com \| share:	31
		Not news: Road trip to the beach. Still not news: With your four-year-old sister. News: You have an accident ten miles into your road trip. Fark: You're nine years old source: nbcnews.com \| share:	44
		And so it begins source: wcax.com \| share:	38

Thu June 03, 2021
		23 writers will serve as Poets Laureate Fellows across the nation / Over the rolling hills and plains / Traveling the roads of pave / They don't need to rhyme / Burma Shave source: apnews.com \| share:	3
		Couple tests the axiom that a thief who steals from a thief gets 100 years of pardon. Finds it has not yet been codified in Louisiana source: fox8live.com \| share:	24
		In news that might have been mildly interesting in 1987, Yngwie Malmsteen releases new single source: guitarworld.com \| share:	31
		"Anthony Warner's girlfriend told police in 2019 that Warner was making a bomb at his home on Bakertown Road...16 months after the complaint was made...Warner detonated a bomb that rocked downtown Nashville" - that's some fine police work Lou source: wkrn.com \| share:	47
		Driver hits five parked cars and a fire hydrant, would have been a for sure DUI but he missed a fence source: 1011now.com \| share:	10
		Obvious tag just took out a "secret" loan from the bank to finance the purchase of the fourth railroad and got accused of cheating by that annoying younger brother and the next thing you know everyone is mad at each other. Fun times source: studyfinds.org \| share:	72
		How dare they source: azfamily.com \| share:	38
		How dare they source: azfamily.com \| share:	38

Wed June 02, 2021
		English road left looking like a 'horror film' after tomato puree spillage source: theguardian.com \| share:	24
		Facing down a grizzly bear's bluff charge, Yellowstone park ranger demonstrates the ice water in his veins and the shotgun shells in his pocket source: kbzk.com \| share:	55
		"2 Manhole Explosions Shut Down Road In Taunton" - and you thought they smelled bad on the outside source: boston.cbslocal.com \| share:	24
		Today is National Leave the Office Early Day, a day to remember that there are other things in life than sitting behind a desk working your life away, like, uh . . . cats, I think, and drinking source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	40
		What three odd (yet totally non-sexual) items are on your bucket list? Subby's: Visit LEGO Denmark, learn the banjo, small-RV road trip across the US and Canada source: imdb.com \| share:	45
		Um... has anybody checked on the Queen lately? source: pagesix.com \| share:	24
		You're pinching your salt wrong. JHFC is there anything you can do right? source: lifehacker.com \| share:	47
		Oakland A's minor leaguers get Fyre Festival-quality post-game meals source: espn.com \| share:	15
		Can LIJ regain the NEVER 6-Man Tag Titles? Will Ibushi have better luck against the UE with Master Wato? May we be blessed by another appearance by Miho Abe? Road to DOMINION concludes @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	69
		And now for something completely different, a concrete truck stuck under a bridge. In New Zealand source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	39

Tue June 01, 2021
		Perhaps not the best choice of words to use in a headline here source: wtae.com \| share:	29
		This article on how to deal with aggressive drivers might as well just say, "Let them do whatever they want and under no circumstances try to hurt their precious fee-fees" source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	91
		Creepy 'humanoid' with long limbs and pale skin walks along bridge in dead of night, creeps out Indian locals thinking it's an alien. But the real question is where do people find terrible video cameras these days? source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	54
		Creepy 'humanoid' with long limbs and pale skin walks along bridge in dead of night, creeps out Indian locals thinking it's an alien. But the real question is where do people find terrible video cameras these days? source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	54
		Can Taichi & ZSJ regain the IWGP Heavyweight Tag titles? Will Okada be cleared to compete? Does Yuya Uemura have a death wish? Road to DOMINION starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	87

Mon May 31, 2021
		An assortment of historical photos from cops trying to hold Tyson back after he bit Holyfield's ear off to an unnamed Native American looking at a section of the just-completed Transcontinental Railroad source: boredpanda.com \| share:	10
		Memorial Day NBA starts off with the Sixers having an opportunity to sweep the Wizards. That is on 7:00 PM ET on TNT. At 9:30 PM ET we have the Grizzlies trying to tie up on the Jazz. That game is also on TNT. Let's do this once more source: espn.com \| share:	24
		Memorial Day NBA starts off with the Sixers having an opportunity to sweep the Wizards. That is on 7:00 PM ET on TNT. At 9:30 PM ET we have the Grizzlies trying to tie up on the Jazz. That game is also on TNT. Let's do this once more source: espn.com \| share:	24

Sun May 30, 2021
		That will NOT buff right out source: khon2.com \| share:	64

Sat May 29, 2021
		The way things are going, Vermont is going to run out of covered bridges soon source: wcax.com \| share:	22
		30 Helens agree - a Kids In The Hall revival would be a good thing source: slashfilm.com \| share:	56
		Four playoff games on tap with one of them being a potential eliminator. That one is Bucks-Heat at 1:30 PM ET on TNT. The other games are Nuggets-Blazers (Game 4), 76ers-Wizards (Game 3), and Jazz-Grizzlies (Game 3). This will be enough hoops for you source: espn.com \| share:	34
		Not news: 11 year old boy steals toy car. News: 11 year old boy steals real car source: abc.net.au \| share:	24

Fri May 28, 2021
		The reason roadside lobster rolls now cost $34 each? Because your dumb pandemic ass is buying up all the supply so that you can cook shiatty versions at home that never end up looking anything like the ones in those Delish videos on Facebook source: npr.org \| share:	58

Thu May 27, 2021
(Some Guy)		OK, Broomer source: myballard.com \| share:	20
		Like a cartoon coyote trying vehemently to catch a road runner, the Arizona GOP turns to ACME plan G source: kjzz.org \| share:	73
		"Israel's operation against Hamas was the world's first AI war." In related news: AIs don't like the Associated Press and roads that lead to hospitals source: jpost.com \| share:	13
		'Accidental meat.' They're rebranding roadkill now source: theguardian.com \| share:	13
		Someone needs to bring back Goodyear's long-forgotten illuminated automobile tires from the 60s. Psychedelic Subby so wants source: odditycentral.com \| share:	10
		The cost of broadband is too damn high source: cnet.com \| share:	26

Wed May 26, 2021
		Miserable day today. I'm fed up of walking to work when the weather is bad. I can't remember if I put the cat out. Oh, that house has just started falling down. Nothing to see here, I'll just ignore it and carry on with my normal dull routine source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	35
		Miserable day today. I'm fed up of walking to work when the weather is bad. I can't remember if I put the cat out. Oh, that house has just started falling down. Nothing to see here, I'll just ignore it and carry on with my normal dull routine source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	35
		Will Naito & SANADA work YOSHI-HASHI over like a red-headed government mule? Can the United Empire avoid killing Honma? Why is Yota Tsuji being fed to the Dragon? Road to WRESTLE GRAND SLAM concludes @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	57

Tue May 25, 2021
		Give birth on a toll highway, get a year of free rides. Subby tells his wife to do it in a Wendy's for free Baconators source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share:	17
		Canada now planning on ramping up second vaccine dose starting in June instead of 4 months down the road source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	33
		The 80 Greatest Dylan Covers of All Time. Coming from Rolling Stone and having Shatner at #79 really primes this for a civilized conversation to the right source: rollingstone.com \| share:	88
		California's highest-in-nation gas taxes are rising again, promised highway repairs on crumbling roads and bridges not so much source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	98
		The pizza delivery guy who got 10K in bitcoin for two pizzas in 2010 has no ragrets that they would now be worth $365M today if he hadn't spent them on a road trip source: nypost.com \| share:	40
		America is at an existential crossroads. Well, it seems obvious that most would choose to go with Sartre or Camus, but you can never really tell. There might be a few drawn to Kierkegaard. Hopefully we can weed out all the Nietzsche asshats, though source: cnn.com \| share:	70
(Some Bull)		Traffic jam ensues when bison calf plops down for a nap in middle of road at Yellowstone Park. leaving tourists completely buffaloed source: distinctlymontana.com \| share:	11
		Monday, May 10, 11:34 a.m.: An ongoing issue with a rabbit was reported on Faxon Drive. DUCK SEASON source: wickedlocal.com \| share:	14
		Will Golden☆Ace deliver a vengeful blow to the United Empire? Can LIJ beat up YOSHI-HASHI again? What is a Grandmaster to a G.O.D.? Road to WRESTLE GRAND SLAM continues @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	44

Mon May 24, 2021
		AAA Mid-Atlantic warns that holiday travel for the Memorial Day Weekend will be hitting "Oh, farking hell no" levels even sooner than anticipated source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	34
		AAA Mid-Atlantic warns that holiday travel for the Memorial Day Weekend will be hitting "Oh, farking hell no" levels even sooner than anticipated source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	34
		Megadeth parts ways with bassist Dave Ellefson over accusations of inappropriate behavior with a minor source: metalsucks.net \| share:	53
		How will New Japan decide a new World Champion? Can LIJ find a way to bring the belt back into Naito's hands? Will the Empire stay United without Ospreay? Road to WRESTLE GRAND SLAM begins @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	55

Sun May 23, 2021
		Murderous mortician John Glover meets fellow psychopath Dakota, who is surprised to see an imprisoned Alicia. And the trio all has their own mother issues, so it's a road trip resulting in a bizarre reunion. Fear the Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC source: comicbook.com \| share:	9
		Texas EV owners outraged that they may be asked to help fund road repairs just like everyone else source: caranddriver.com \| share:	224

Sat May 22, 2021
(Some Guy)		Noise Factor Ep.3 is tonight at 11pm ET. A trip abroad before a return stateside for some desert rock. Plus, a very special cover with some very special guest vocals. AND MORE source: bigeradio.com \| share:	25
		Country roads take people away from home in West Virginia source: apnews.com \| share:	135

Fri May 21, 2021
		"Hutt City Council asked the public to submit names for each of the trucks, then put it to a vote. The winning names were Bin Diesel, Truck Norris, Recyclosaurus Rex, Bruce Springclean, Trash Gordon, Chitty Chitty Bin Bin, and Trucky McTruckface" source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	35
		While Congressional Republicans are digging their heels in to try to prevent Biden from getting "a win" with his infrastructure bill, he's enlisting as allies state and local GOP officials who REALLY need the money to fix busted roads and bridges source: politico.com \| share:	45
		Drunk broadcaster's incoherent news report from the 1930s goes viral. Drew was this your grandfather? source: msn.com \| share:	10
		Peyton Manning hopes Aaron Rodgers remains in Green Bay, adding, "He'd go batsh*t in some place like OMAHA" source: usatoday.com \| share:	2

Thu May 20, 2021
		It's where you can hit and cook the deer at the same time source: whdh.com \| share:	8
		Don't know the difference between a Dodge Charger and a Dodge Challenger? Have trouble distinguishing grey from black? You just might murder the wrong person source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	88
		Louisiana state troopers can be seen on a dark roadside stunning, punching and dragging a Black man to his death. Cop died in a crash a year later hours after finding out he'd be fired. WARNING: EXPLICIT VIOLENCE IN VIDEO source: apnews.com \| share:	164
		Maybe showing The Shawshank Redemption on movie night wasn't the best idea source: mtstandard.com \| share:	20
		Broadway star Billy Porter reveals he's been HIV positive for the last 14 years source: cbsnews.com \| share:	20

Wed May 19, 2021
		Guy tries to hijack a bus and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids source: wsbtv.com \| share:	21
		Do you know why I pulled you over? Hello? HELLO? WAKE UP source: cnn.com \| share:	33
		This lucky split-colored Maine lobster is seriously chill, probably because he's a 'one in a 50 Million' catch source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	7

Tue May 18, 2021
		Trailer for The Ice Road movie from Netflix. It's like Ice Road Truckers, Taken, Fast & Furious and a disaster movie got put in a blender along with some cocaine for zest source: youtube.com \| share:	15
		Picture of optical illusion found on internet. Difficulty: picture not included in story. Further difficulty: picture not even linked in story source: msn.com \| share:	47
		JPMorgan names two women executives in broad expansion of leadership diversity source: cnbc.com \| share:	7
(Some Guy)		Man has eaten McDonald's meals in 74 countries, names the worst one he's ever eaten at source: escape.com.au \| share:	48
		You're not going to get a lot of repeat business if you shoot your customers in the head every time there is a dispute source: wfla.com \| share:	24
		"Tesla, engage autopilot mode." "Cop-seeking mode engaged." "Wait, that's not what I--" CRASH source: kiro7.com \| share:	59
		No roads, no cars, and just like Gerald Ford, you might get eaten by wolves. This is what it's like exploring the least visited National Park in the Lower 48 source: outsideonline.com \| share:	38

Mon May 17, 2021
		May 14, 1921 and Summit County seniors are looking forward to prom. Oh, no they are getting an amateur production of Adventures of Grandpa source: summitdaily.com \| share:	11
		When Subby was young, the family would go on long road trips. We only ever saw farms and the cousins who lived there. What roadside attractions have you seen? source: youtube.com \| share:	38
		John Oliver brilliantly eviscerates "Stand Your Ground" laws; "they've contributed to a society where vigilantes with guns decide what is safety, who is a threat, and what the punishment should be, from road rage to disputes over dog weights" source: deadline.com \| share:	236
		Matt Gaetz's investigation is just the start of a long road, getting from there to here source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	56
		In retaliation for putting a media headquarters in the way of their missiles, Israel launches another salvo and destroys all roads leading to the local hospital source: thehill.com \| share:	172
		Not news: saw splits tree down the middle. Holy fark: collision with tree splits car down the middle source: fox4kc.com \| share:	38

Sun May 16, 2021
		We've got both kinds of music in the Sunday Morning Music Club this week: Country AND Western. Pull out your banjos and fiddles, put on your best cowboy hat, and show us the good stuff source: rollingstone.com \| share:	452
		Aston Martin to phase out manual transmissions. Seems rather shifty of them source: caranddriver.com \| share:	59

Sat May 15, 2021
		This bites. Eighty year old broadcaster marvelous Marv Albert to retire after the NBA playoffs. No word on his hair source: nypost.com \| share:	20
		Mark it zero, McSmokey source: wwnytv.com \| share:	4
		Arizona Ballot Qarnival packs up the vans and clown cars and hits the road source: cnn.com \| share:	98

Fri May 14, 2021
		Not news: being trapped by an avalanche while mountaineering in Glacier. News: being trapped by an avalanche while bicycling in Glacier source: nps.gov \| share:	19
		Six-year-old leukemia survivor is getting their wish thanks to the Texas Department of Transportation. Little Archer will get to blow shiat up source: kxan.com \| share:	28
		Old and busted: Road rage. New hotness: Boat rage source: fox10tv.com \| share:	42
		Bruce Springsteen promises a new album "very soon" source: nme.com \| share:	13
		DeSantis could protect Trump from extradition, but he'd be stuck in the state forever source: politicususa.com \| share:	81

Thu May 13, 2021
		On this day in history, in 1940, Prime Minister Winston Churchill announced "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat," apparently choosing to not mention drunken insults and speeches source: history.com \| share:	37
		Truss crack on I-40 Mississippi River bridge probably big enough to see from Google Maps source: thedrive.com \| share:	121
		That broad national unity Israeli government that was about to kick Bibi out within days? Yeah, the new conflict has killed it too source: timesofisrael.com \| share:	152
		Scientists want to return Jaguars to America's mountains. Why not? They can't do any worse than on our roads and garages source: earther.gizmodo.com \| share:	9

Wed May 12, 2021
		Tonight on The CW, another role model for young people from a more innocent time is clubbed, beaten, reprogrammed, and repackaged. The voice of LeVar Burton officiates. No Tom Swifties, please (tag is for Subby) source: deadline.com \| share:	23
		Ford brings the billboard to your dashboard source: motor1.com \| share:	25
		Ford brings the billboard to your dashboard source: motor1.com \| share:	25
		I am a brown bear for the county And I drive the main road Searchin' in the sun for another overload source: komonews.com \| share:	10

Tue May 11, 2021
		It's a ghost car source: azfamily.com \| share:	32
		The last time I saw a police cruiser wreck this ridiculous, it involved two guys in suits and sunglasses claiming to be on a mission from God source: jalopnik.com \| share:	38

Sat May 08, 2021
		When life gives you lemons, create a public safety hazard source: azfamily.com \| share:	23

Fri May 07, 2021
		Fark-ready road trip source: twitter.com \| share:	51
		If you're going to crash a funeral by running the procession off the road, at least be polite and bring firearms and heroin to the reception source: fox59.com \| share:	7
		Pothole penis painter prosecuted source: theguardian.com \| share:	19

Thu May 06, 2021
		News: Ohio senator debates distracted driving bill in Zoom meeting. Fark: while driving his car source: msn.com \| share:	72
		NYAG: Broadband companies illegally lobbied the FCC to tear down the net neutrality rules by faking millions of Americans in public comments and pushing disinformation campaigns source: twitter.com \| share:	111
		Old-skool pics of rich kids in their pedal cars - cuz ponies are soooo 18th century source: vintag.es \| share:	18

Wed May 05, 2021
		New Zealand man uses the Farkiest method known to man to get potholes fixed source: news.avclub.com \| share:	32
		♫ See the lights go back on on Broadway, the Empire State no longer laid low source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	9
(Road.cc)		Action can be achieved when individuals play their own private parts. Especially as it relates to potholes and penii source: road.cc \| share:	14
		Ford unveils the Ford Explorer Timberline, featuring off-road tires, suspension lift, and a rear Torsen limited-slip rear differential, perfect for all your mall-crawling needs source: caranddriver.com \| share:	24
		Hello? Is it a 2022 Lionel Richie tour you're looking for? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	10

Tue May 04, 2021
		Another sign that the Covid pandemic is nearing the end and people are getting out again: There is finally enough litter along state highways to justify bringing back the roadside litter removal crews source: nj.com \| share:	39

Mon May 03, 2021
		Found On Road Discharged source: cnbc.com \| share:	4

Sun May 02, 2021
		Biden Administration pounds the broken pavement to sell you a railroad that goes faster than you can drive while avoiding said potholes source: axios.com \| share:	73
		State rep arrested posthumously after rollover crash. (re-reads TFA). Sorry, State Rep Posthumus arrested after rollover crash source: mlive.com \| share:	60
		More than sixteen million young salmon begin their migration from their inland hatching sites to California's coast, experiencing the open road source: theguardian.com \| share:	12

Sat May 01, 2021
		Ann and Nancy Wilson have not written anything together in five years. Hopefully, they have a change of heart source: ultimateclassicrock.com \| share:	29
		On Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT), Connie and Osgood are vying to be elected cheerleader, Liz wants to hire an interior decorator and engineering teams designing a road to link North & South America are disappearing over the Andes source: tunein.com \| share:	28
		Eli Broad died today. Made his $B's from KB Homes and SunAmerica but wasted it on: LA's MOCA, Broad Prize, Broad Museum, the Broad Stage, LACMA, LA Opera, Disney Concert Hall, Broad Foundation, research facilities at UCLA/USC/Harvard/MIT etc source: ktla.com \| share:	39

Fri April 30, 2021
		Meghan McCain joins in to whip up her own special batch of distilled conservative tears over the Biden speech. Surely these people knew the Selfishness Railroad was going to derail someday source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	112
		Raging digger-driver goes on bulldozing rampage, leaves £700,000 trail of destruction after demolishing offices source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	21

Thu April 29, 2021
		Lawmakers from a state synonymous with mountainous terrain and steep roads unanimously decide that legalizing sale of "to-go" cocktails is a dandy idea. What could possibly go wrong? source: thehill.com \| share:	75
		Didn't Melania Trump claim to have a degree in design? Anyway petition calls for Jill Biden to return Rose Garden to its former glory before Melania turned it into a fairway source: thehill.com \| share:	65
		Rogue Canada Goose claims entire stretch of highway for himself. Prime Minister considering calling in military source: cbc.ca \| share:	61
		"Boulders block road in Boulder Canyon near Boulder according to Boulder County Sheriff's Office" source: kktv.com \| share:	39
		Garbage's new single is full of synth, delight source: nme.com \| share:	20

Wed April 28, 2021
		Saskatchewan RCMP impound a Ferarri, Lamborghini and Aston Martin for excessive speed. Reportedly one driver was an arrogant loudmouth, another was a bore and the third they were amazed didn't crash source: msn.com \| share:	38
		Train hits tractor-trailer carrying bricks and unlike the cartoons of yesteryear, they did not all fly up in the air and land in a nice, neat pile resembling a bank, or library source: wtae.com \| share:	42
		Here are the upcoming EVs that will let you zip by ICE vehicles stranded by the side of the road due to looming gasoline shortages. Zoom Zoom source: caranddriver.com \| share:	36
		A creepy piece of footage is circulating online showing a massive crab-like 'humanoid' walking down a road. What do you think this creature is? source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	44
		"The owl was carefully extracted from the pickup truck and taken to a facility where it was given fluids, pain medication and laser therapy treatment" source: upi.com \| share:	7
		Man steals Jeep. Then things get weird source: wabi.tv \| share:	16

Tue April 27, 2021
		Netflix's newest sci-fi series is the latest broadside in one of the longest-running arguments between fans. No, not whether the Enterprise could beat a Star Destroyer; that would be over as soon as they transported a photon torpedo onto the bridge source: slate.com \| share:	81
		Not news: Woman takes an Uber ride. News: The drives goes into a canal and she has to walk the rest of the way. Fark: She is still charged for the ride source: msn.com \| share:	13
		Sign, sign, everywhere a sign, Blockin' out the scenery, Breakin' my mind source: toronto.citynews.ca \| share:	37
		Turner Sports joins ESPN as NHL broadcast partner, starting next season. Shut Up, Pierre source: deadspin.com \| share:	16
		Ready for the restrictions to ease and head out on a road trip this summer? Good luck finding gas due to a tanker driver shortage source: msn.com \| share:	43
		Normally, a car exploding on the side of the road is enough to get noticed - but it's 2021, and people stopped giving a fark sometime last year (with video) source: abc7.com \| share:	56
		Psaki smacks down another RW "journalist" who is trying to troll her rather than ask a legitimate question, this time a reporter from Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcast Network. Wait, how the hell did CBN get a farking WH press pass? source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	55

Mon April 26, 2021