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Thu August 18, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Driver mistakes suburban mall for farmer's market, only victim is the cart corral by the entrance
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
TOUT LE MONDE PANIQUE: "The Colorado River drought is so bad you can see it from space" Everyone else: "You can see *everything on Earth* from space, you dumbasses"
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Wed August 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
China resorting to seeding clouds to try and replenish falling river levels
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If the train you're on is suddenly surrounded by a wildfire, stay on the train and wait for the driver to reverse out of the fire. Don't break the windows and jump out only to realize you were better off on board
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Tue August 16, 2022
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would the city make it illegal?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
👨🏼‍💻 "Look at these pictures of a bridge collapse" 😲 "No way" 👨🏼‍💻 "Norway!"
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Mon August 15, 2022
(CBR)
 
 
 
Huh huh huh uuuh.... no. Huh huh huh
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oder River stinks
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Sun August 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Might as well forget about that river cruise in Europe
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts driver abuses alcohol
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Sat August 13, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you plan on reading only one story today about raccoons in cages on a house's roof in a Florida neighborhood, you may as well settle for this one
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Longest river in France downgraded to longest patch of dirt in France
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Tue August 09, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Great news: You can afford to buy your own set of islands. Reality check: They're in Harrisburg, PA
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Intel releases new line of workstation GPUs. Unfortunately, they all come with Intel drivers
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
She wasn't drunk, she's just a really really really really really really really really really really really really really bad driver
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 2004, a bus driver for the Dave Matthews Band emptied their tour bus' septic tank onto a tour boat on the Chicago River. Who says DMB never covered Chocolate Rain?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Over 600 catfish captured in Mississippi River fishing bust. No word on what the catfish did
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
See the sights on a weeklong cruise from San Francisco to Stockton for only $6000. You know you want to
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Sun August 07, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
After a 2 year embargo on video footage to let the statute of limitations run out, Afroduck's record for One Lap of Manhattan falls to a driver in a McLaren 720S
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Whale stuck in the River Seine to get a taste of the C
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Rivian is upset that the new proposed EV tax credits exclude high-income earners and luxury cars. It's almost like the intent of the law is to encourage car companies to make cheaper EVs and speed up adoption with middle-class drivers
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Fri August 05, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
How embarrassing: Driver in car chase tries to give up to the police. The key word there is try, because the cops gave up on the chase an hour before
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Driver is in custody after plowing through a crowd of spectators in a Navajo Nation parade, injuring multiple people, including 2 police officers
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Thu August 04, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hungry whale swims upriver towards Paris, is apparently tired of English Channel food
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 4 is 'brackish' as in: "Many viewers felt that the theme song to Space Ghost: Coast to Coast as played by the band leader was far too Brackish"
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 4 is 'brackish' as in: "Many viewers felt that the theme song to Space Ghost: Coast to Coast as played by the band leader was far too Brackish"
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
You may have not ordered a pizza, but don't point a gun at the delivery driver over it
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Wed August 03, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Skyrim cries for the Dovahkiin as the land is menaced by the ancient, death-breathing Ohios. Needs another mod where the rivers going by Markarth and Windhelm are on fire; the Silver-Bloods and Ulfric Stormcloak look like polluting bastards
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Race team: "We're happy that you'll be returning for us next year." Driver: "The hell I am." Not a repeat from three weeks ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ohio's descent into a literal plane of Hell on Earth further evidenced by toxic mine run-off turning rivers orange. But now the water can be turned into paint, so they have that going for themselves, which is nice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man decided to get rid of his meth by throwing it into the river, does not account for the tree standing in his way
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Mon August 01, 2022
(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Somebody in the desert decided that they should be allowed should steal the Mississippi river so they can have golf courses. And they've been writing letters to multiple news outlets all summer
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Sun July 31, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Suspected reckless driver steals paddleboard for one last session at the fashionable healthy low impact exercise and balance trainer before being sent up the river, or he was trying an escape to Hawaii
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Stabbin', STABBIN', Stabbin', STABBIN', Stabbin' on the river
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Sat July 30, 2022
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Woman, 100, renews driver's license; has no advice for aspiring centenarian motorists: "Everybody has to do their own thing"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The bikes are returning to the rivers. Nature is healing. We are the virus
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Founder of Harlem charter schools and "Hometown Hero in Education" going up the river for decidedly non-heroic wire fraud
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Thu July 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
Hero
 
You catch a man setting wildfires that will block all escape routes. Do you: A) give him a stern talking-to, B) shoot him, or C) tie his a** to a tree and alert the sheriff. Tag is for three residents who were knot having it
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Sat July 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AAA finds nearly half of all drivers potentially impaired by medication. The rest are just morons who don't know how to merge safely or STAY OUT OF THE FARKING PASSING LANE
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Fri July 22, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
I'm tired of these motherf**king snakes in my motherf**king garage
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Wait, are you saying that Americans don't say "Thank you," or "Have a good shift," or "Have a good day," to their bus drivers? We call out "Thank you," even from the back door on the TTC streetcars
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Indian Punjab minister tries to prove local river is safe by drinking straight from it. You can probably guess what happened next
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
The Dukes of Hazzard show was not meant to be an instruction manual on how to jump over rivers
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Thu July 21, 2022
(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Imagine you're the San Antonio Chamber of Commerce. You've put years into nurturing your city's image and showcasing its crown jewel, the River Walk. And then...
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Did someone monetize their assets then liquify them incorrectly?
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Bad: swollen Siberian rivers. Sign of our times: OF SMOKE
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rudy to go sweat rivers of hair dye in Fulton County
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Tue July 19, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Naval Academy midshipman should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that he was used to
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(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Mynd you, møøse fires Kan be pretti nasti
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Mon July 18, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
It's harder to find school bus drivers, so obviously the solution is to lower standards, allowing for more applicants
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Wed July 13, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Jersey may become a sanctuary state for Jersey drivers
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Tue July 12, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Two people pulled from the middle of the Hudson River after boat with 12 on board capsizes off of midtown Manhattan. Side note: Ferryman Subby and his company aided in the rescue
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Mon July 11, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists make a disturbing discovery about the Colorado River, well what's left of it anyway
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(Axios)
 
 
 
FTC to put an end to robocalls. Then force drivers to use turn signals. Then make kids quit talking back
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana Fish Wildlife and Parks is studying the best way to handle floaters
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Uber used drivers as mere pawns in game of profit
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Using the metric of, "Put Georgia's favorite driver on the pole if qualifying is rained out," Chase Elliott starts up front in the Quaker State You'll Get Over It 400, live from Atlanta and not Kentucky at 3 PM ET on USA
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Fri July 08, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Officials cheesed as hazardous liquid spilled through grate, causing udder chaos down river though brielieved to be accidental. Safety team may have lost their whey, claim plumbing contractor skimmed profits. Environmentalists not amoosed
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Good: Record fentanyl bust on Interstate 70 in Colorado. Better: Driver agrees to cooperate. Fark: DEA lets him drive off alone with a removable tracking device on his car
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stating the vampire threat is almost non-existent these days, Romania reopens Soviet-era rail line to aid Ukraine grain sales. But won't deny a little extra garlic with your breakfast isn't a bad idea either
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Where's the Bass-O-Matic when you need one?
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Wed July 06, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
There is nothing more American than being gunned down on your first day as a DoorDash driver
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
F1's '80/20' rule doesn't pass muster according to data-drivers
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Tue July 05, 2022
(IoT World)
 
 
 
There's a new driverless taxi service that just started in San Francisco. No, not that company. Not them either. Just read TFA
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(WKZO Kalamazoo)
 
 
 
Best Korea demonstrates the truly awesome power of flushing all their toilets at the same time
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Mon July 04, 2022
(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
The answer to Colorado River's issues? Windmills. Lots and lots of windmills
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Thu June 30, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court affirms bus drivers' right to wear Black Lives Matter masks. Fox News unsure whether to retweet #AllMasksMatter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what's sure to a Sisyphean task, BMW wants to remind its drivers to use their turn signals
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow, drivers in Florida could get ticketed for playing music too loudly in their cars. Aren't guns loud too?
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Justice in the computer age: Wealthy drunk Mercedes driver snared after his car computer reported lamppost crash to cops. Bonus: It even included its GPS coordinates so officers were able to find the exact location
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man attempts to shoplift eleven cases of beer from Safeway. He would have gotten away with it too, if his getaway driver wasn't the city bus
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Mon June 27, 2022
(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Why don't we just divert the Mississippi River into the Colorado River and call it a day?
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Sun June 26, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Rainfall...TO THE EXTREME
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Last week marked the 159th anniversary on the day a circus hippo escaped into the Detroit River, only to be rounded up by his friend, a black mastiff. I'd totally watch this cartoon
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
A fat bear is a happy bear
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"California sober" ain't just a river in Egypt
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Fri June 24, 2022
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Sunny day, no traffic, flat street. Driver still managed to crash the bus
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
A new report says a $181K salary is needed to buy a typical Boston-area home. I live in a van down by The Charles River
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Wed June 22, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Yesterday the Connecticut River was fatally mistaken for a parking lot, today it was mistaken for an airport
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
You are now leaving Connecticut... Welcome to Verm
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Tue June 21, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Quebec police reveal new plan to allow kids to get bullied by both other students and their parents
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man reunited with phone lost in river for 10 months, which is a hell of a long time for someone to be lost in a river but at least he had his phone with him the whole time
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Mon June 20, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Is anyone here a marine biologist?
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman orders Jimmy John's. News: Driver drops it like a hot potato in the middle of her driveway. FARK plot twist: For a $2.18 tip
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
No one gives a fark about the Lala, Dipsy and Tinky-Winky rivers, though
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Pole sitting raccoon apparently can trigger a driver's warning in Kentucky. Drew unavailable for comment
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Fecal bacteria in Chestermere Lake prompts advisory of the farking obvious
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Electrek)
 
 
 
"Put down that mop and grab a screwdriver, Cletus. You're fixin' Teslas today"
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Thu June 16, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Acknowledging rollercoaster of American economy, Tacoma Narrows Bridge anticipates reduction of toll rates this fall, a move expected to resonate with drivers
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Wed June 15, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Driver outraged to receive a £1,800 fine for passing too close to a cyclist after: (i) refusing to pay a fixed penalty; (ii) refusing to attend an awareness course instead; and (iii) getting his son to prove he was 1ft closer than legally acceptable
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Tue June 14, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
The good news is that the truck driver didn't have to make any deliveries near that infamous 11'8" bridge in downtown Durham today. The bad news is that he had to make deliveries in downtown Raleigh today
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested for failing to honor a suicide pact. Wait, those things are legally binding?
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Mon June 13, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan man dies after driving his car into a river, the coroner is still determining the cause of death, ya know, other than driving a car into a river
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(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Karen Gillan in a red dress and this is where I reveal the secrets of the universe and you miss out because you clicked
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Sun June 12, 2022
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man hurts someone with a screwdriver. Man, drinks are getting quite potent these days
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Sat June 11, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Old problem: removing asbestos, etc. from old mill. New problem: removing them from debris of old mill and keeping them out of the river, after asbestos was insufficiently fireproof to keep dang kids from burning the place down
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old: Robots are coming for the truck drivers. New: Robots are coming for the hotel employees
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Five tips from British drivers for saving petrol money, examined and/or debunked
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Fri June 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Riverboat Ron lays the smackdown on Dustup Del Rio
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Big deal, most people who try catfishing end up getting some dick pics
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Thu June 09, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red River Massacre wows WCWS fans in Oklahoma City. Rematch is tonight
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(EE Times)
 
 
 
'Mode confusion', a well-known issue in aircraft, is only now being reckoned with in autonomous vehicles. tl; dr: as long as the driver is legally on the hook, don't expect the techbros to have your back when your AV-engaged car kills someone
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Compelling video evidence to support the case that Virginia drivers are, in fact, the worst in the nation
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Tesla driver kills pedestrian after discovering car's new self-flying feature
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Wed June 08, 2022
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Assault trains attack again. Subby lives a mile from here and can confirm drivers regularly go around the gate arms
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
1 dead and 30 people injured in Germany after driver plows into crowd in an attack that is sure to be mentioned by AR-15 advocates repeatedly for the next 5 years
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ax-wielding driver? Ax-wielding driver
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Meet me in St. Louis, Cup Series drivers. Or, just east enough for this race to be called the Enjoy Illinois 300. Coverage begins at 3:30 PM ET on FS1
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your next daily driver should be a convertible and have flamed paintwork, and wheels with spinning blades attached
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Drunk driver? No, just a medical worker on the way home after a night shift
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Man releases his inner Huck Finn and rafts down the Columbia River. Fails to account for dams, current, and an inability to swim
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Fri June 03, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Strange men lying in rivers with a sword is no basis for a system of...well, anything
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Wed June 01, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're enjoying a nice summer weekend with friends paddleboarding and rafting down a river, pay attention to those bright red signs on the riverbank with all those big words that say things like DANGER and DAM AHEAD
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The Washington State Patrol is launching a major effort to make sure drivers' loads are secured, because the last thing you want to do is blow your load on the side of the road
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ceramic vessels containing 100 rare cuneiform tablets found in a 3400 year old city being excavated on the Tigris River banks. The initial translation seems to be: We are trying to reach you about your cart's extended warranty
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Sun May 29, 2022
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Driver freaks out after a man attempts to send non-working product to Amazon by tossing it into a delivery van. Geez, everyone is so on edge these days
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Score one for a barricade." Tag is for driver
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
They grow up so fast. Agatha now a hurricane
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Autonomous cars. Felonious drivers
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
'Concern' after ocean orca spotted in French river. Authorities do believe it's lost its way and is now looking for a plateau de fruits de mer at a local cafe
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Thu May 26, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake sells rights to song catalog, is set for life
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The day when Jaromir Jagr's Kia smashed into your tram must have been the greatest day in your life Mr. Tram Driver, but to Jaromir, it was just Wednesday
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"I paid $20,000 for NFTs of cats in bowls, but not because I thought the value would go up". Today's reminder that De Nile isn't just a broken URL to a JPEG of a river in Egypt
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Watch a truck driver convert an 18-wheeler into a 10-wheeler
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The national median rent will surpass $2,000 in August. If you haven't locked in your van down by the river you're boned
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Why are there no bridges across the Thames in East London? Because of the poors, of course
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ukraine war takes a dramatic turn as the Welsh Navy enters the chat (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Crash shuts down I-5. Difficulty: one driver involved is missing, presumed swimming. The other is sleeping one off in lockup
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hundreds of endangered baby giant turtles released into Cambodian river. "They were delicious and fresh," noted local natural predators
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Biologist has filled 59 pickup beds with toxic river garbage -- used tires, tarps, beer bottles, disposable diapers, lead fishing weights, McDonald's bags, et cetera. "The work depresses him"
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Sun May 22, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
NASCAR heads back to Texas for the All-Star Race. The Open starts at 5:30 PM ET, and the main event with everyone's favorite driver on the pole starts at 8:00 ET, both on FS1
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Geraldo Riverski proudly shows off Russia's fearsome 2S4 Tyulpan self-propelled mortar as it attacks Ukrainian targets
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Art, Gen X movies, weed, and really bad drivers are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 12-18: The Cat Came Back Edition
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Fri May 20, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Tesla driver must stand trial for vehicular manslaughter, despite having turned AutoSteer and Cruise Control on. Who would have thought that being in the drivers seat meant that you're responsible for running red lights at 74 mph and killing people??
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Riverdale gets sent downstream
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Wed May 18, 2022
(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
If you lost your 241-year-old headstone along the banks of the Cuyahoga river, there's good news coming your way
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A young North Carolina driver, without a driver license, crashed into a school bus this morning. Surprisingly, the driver wasn't a drunk Madison Cawthorn
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Like many in Maine, he watched the BLM protests in 2020 and wondered how he could help the cause. So he did what he could. And that was come up with a car-mounted pepper spray cannon drivers could use on protestors
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Tue May 17, 2022
(KRIS Corpus Christi)
 
 
 
2-year-old orders 31 cheeseburgers from McDonald's using his mom's unlocked phone. Generous kid even tipped DoorDash driver $16
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This whole sordid tale is just further evidence that border collie mixes are smart enough to steal cars and use credit cards, but not very good drivers
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
Skyrim's Riverwood redone in Unreal 5
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
50% of British drivers don't know how to set their car's clock, 70% have no idea how to operate turn signals, but on the bright side 100% of drivers sure as hell know how to play the horn button while flashing high beams
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And so it begins: NASA orders Mars rover Perseverance to go on a "walkabout" and climb the river delta, checking for Shadows, and looking for ancient life
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And so it begins: NASA orders Mars rover Perseverance to go on a "walkabout" and climb the river delta, checking for Shadows, and looking for ancient life
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Climate change means "possum on the half-shell" sightings all over Illinois - armadillos have crossed the Mississippi river and are moving into Central Illinois
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(Insider)
 
Hero
 
Not News: Lyft Driver picks up customers. News: Customers make racist remarks to driver. HERO: Driver throws them out (NSFW language in video)
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Sat May 14, 2022
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"Water Street to Close in Anticipation of Flooding." If only there had been some way to know
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"Water Street to Close in Anticipation of Flooding." If only there had been some way to know
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's been 80 days since Putin sent forces into Ukraine for a "short, victorious war". So... how's it going for Russia today? Retreating from Kharkiv, blasted trying to cross a river, and facing war crimes trials. It's your Saturday Ukraine War thread
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NJ gas stations stage one-day protest to allow drivers to pump their own gas. Story to the left, dire warnings of imminent libertarian dystopia to the right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Everyone said I was daft to build a pontoon bridge over this river, but I built it all the same, just to show them
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
The 63-year-old driver stopped after he noticed that the boy's mother was running alongside the bus trying to get it to stop. The 7 yo kid he was dragging, not so much
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 79 of WW3: Russian troops launch a third attempt to cross the Siversky Donets river and get turned into chutney, Russian ship barely gets out of the way of a Ukrainian missile, and the war drags on. It's your Friday Ukraine War thread
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After losing a battalion attempting to bridge and cross the Siversky Donets river yesterday, Russian commanders figured the UA would never expect they would attempt the same thing again today
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Good news: the bum-breathing turtle is back
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Good news: the bum-breathing turtle is back
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Don't fear the driverless cars, citizen
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Brinks driver who took a million bucks out to lunch
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Mon May 09, 2022
(WJBF Augusta)
 
 
 
Augusta teens blowing up on TikTok for "herping." And yes snakes are involved, but not how you're thinking
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Two loose barges that were barreling down the Potomac River are no longer loose. Now they're just stuck in the middle of the river
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Two loose barges that were barreling down the Potomac River are no longer loose. Now they're just stuck in the middle of the river
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago today, Bruce Willis was working as a taxi driver while Milla Jovovich used a multipass to get around. And Chris Tucker was the most annoying passenger ever
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Subterranean Rivers of London would be a great name for a British goth band
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Driverless car slides into home. Who was driving? FIRST BASE
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Your skills in games doesn't always translate to real-world, as a Russian 'war games world champion' tank driver has learned
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
19-year-old drowns during BBQ outing due to using way too much sauce
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
County commissioner DUI's himself into a tree. Blames it on bad asphalt, another driver cut him off, loose gravel, a small animal. For some reason, cops don't arrest him
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing moves HQ from Chicago to 1) back to Seattle and its commercial hub 2) St. Louis Defense where money is made 3) South Carolina to deal with the 787 manufacturing farkups 4) Arlington, VA across the river from its sugar daddy
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Driver error? 'fess up
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Shame on Gorsuch, shame on Barrett and shame on Kavanaugh for lying under oath" says noted liberal shill *checks notes* and Fox News analyst Geraldo Rivera (w/video)
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Tue May 03, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
More HoF-quality coaching from Doc Rivers who responded with "We're gonna keep starting him whether you like it or not" when questioned about DeAndre Jordan posting a -22 in the Sixers loss
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Ride Apart)
 
 
 
Belgian study confirms there are only 8 kinds of motorcycle drivers, proves scooter drivers are just waffling
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Before driving a $704,000 supercar you should probably register and insure the vehicle, get a driver's license, and learn how to drive a manual transmission
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Razer co-founder drivers have expired
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dearth of drivers does Domino's doubling down on de-emphasizing delivery
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Your Central Valley)
 
 
 
Pickpocketed and stranded influencer at Coachella fundraises $64K for Uber driver. Five stars, would definitely drive her again
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Sat April 30, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida woman tries to riverdance her way through sobriety test
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Fri April 29, 2022
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Sadly, Mississippi failed to be destroyed
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Thu April 28, 2022
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Police say the driver was listening to loud music, and wasn't wearing any pants
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Giving drivers a reason to look up from their phones and out the window, or even the windshield, leads to fewer dead pedestrians
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Tue April 26, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Study finds increase in primate ecotourism is having negative effects on proboscis monkeys' behavior. No matter how slowly you motorboat, they'll exhibit self-scratching, increased levels of aggression, and reduced feeding
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chris Farley's thinner, more sober brother wants you to live in an electric Ford down by the river
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Driver's Ed makes better teen drivers? The implications are staggering. Maybe this could work for other important areas of life such as sexual relations? Or even civics?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome, creative Farkers, to the Fark Artists Weekly Arting Thread
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Questions remain when driver is arrested after fatal Interbay collision with pedestrian, notably 'why do we have sidewalks in the bay?'
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(Kansas City)
 
Hero
 
Three legged dog with cancer jumps into river to save a baby river otter, gets all the steaks and good boys he can
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Less likely to contain ominous banjo playing than a Cahulawassee River boat trip it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT River Movies. What are your favorites?
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Sat April 23, 2022
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Old, bivalved: Zebra mussels. New, gastropody: Mudsnails
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Fri April 22, 2022
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist swerves into lane, cuts off car driver which causes a crash, then dismounts, swings a hammer at car driver threatening to "take care of you," which only made matters worse. Hammer unavailable for comment
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Definitely more fun than the Dimensional Horror in Stellaris it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Amnesia: Rebirth & Riverbond free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: games that made you laugh out loud? Tell us inside
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Maddy Cawthorn caught again driving without a valid Drivers license
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Thu April 21, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Taxi driver makes a HUGE tip
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