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Sun October 21, 2018
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton grabs the pole and can clinch the drivers title with Vettel challenging from 5th after a three spot grid penalty and Mad Max charging from the rear after a suspension problem. This is your Formula 1 United States Grand Prix at 1:30pm on ABC
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Fri October 19, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
School bus driver hauling special needs students commits multiple traffic violations, and would have gotten away with it if people didn't have dash cams these days
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Wed October 17, 2018
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
"Can full-time Uber and Lyft drivers make a living wage?" No. Next question
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Top racing driver Charlie Martin on changing from stick to automatic
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
News: Ice cream truck driver stalked young girls. Fark: He drove the "Mr Ding-a-Ling" truck
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This is just like Romeo and Juliet, if it had been Romeo who faked his own death rather than Juliet, and he'd done it as an insurance scam rather than for love...and never mentioned it to Juliet, but otherwise, exactly the same
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Tue October 16, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone makes promo trailer for new fountain pen he designed, says it's the most bizarre film he's ever made. Keep in mind Stallone also made a porn called 'Party at Kitty and Studs.'
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Sat October 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump supporter calls the police on a black Lyft driver because he wouldn't turn on the radio. "I feel racially profiled...because I'm not black"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Truck driver in California is sure that "no vehicles over 39 feet" is just a suggestion, learns otherwise
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Fri October 12, 2018
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Iraq's Shatt al-Arab River poisoned 60,000 people in one month. No, the name is not mis-spelled
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Thu October 11, 2018
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Since 1993 a brewery in Davenport has offered free beer whenever the river floods to thank volunteers who help keep it safe from floodwaters
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Wed October 10, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BMW takes up two parking spaces and has two tickets; fortunately, everyone agrees the driver is a douchebag (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 09, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Sheriff investigating car that was 'purposefully launched' into river. Duke boys wanted for questioning
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Limo company sues Uber to force the answer to one question: Is providing rides an integral part of Uber's business? If the answer is yes, Uber drivers are Uber's employees
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Wait, people aren't tipping their Uber drivers? What the shiat is wrong with this country?
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Mon October 08, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Striking over living wages? Seriously UK Uber drivers, what part of USA capitalism don't you understand? We have venture capitalists that need another mega yacht
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Sun October 07, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
What part of 'bike path' did you fail to understand, idiotdriver?
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Sat October 06, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
I light of today's annual Red River Shootout, here's the story of how College Football's mad scientist pulled off some next level skullduggery that is just now coming to light
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 6 in college football brings us the Red River shootout with Texas vs Oklahoma. Alabama takes on Arkansas, Notre Dame goes up again Vermont and Wisconsin tries to keep Nebraska winless. These games and many more starting at Noon ET
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Computers at Georgia driver services conveniently crash all day today, just before the last day for voter registration. Oops, our bad
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Fri October 05, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Driver spots cow - in back seat of pickup - enjoying ride down Ohio highway, posts mooooving video
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Wed October 03, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Uber driver is UberHungry, UberEats some of customer's UberDelicious food delivery. Will reportedly soon be UberUnemployed
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Tue October 02, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
What's that? Oh nothing, just Air Force One floating down the Potomac River
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pizza driver calls 911 after seeing kidnapped woman mouth "Help me" in Waldo, Wisconsin. No word on how long rescue was delayed while the police tried to figure out where that was
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Mon October 01, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Cop pulls Tesla 3 driver over for 'computer' mounted on dashboard. Fark: It comes with the car
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Driver bearly escapes... oh, no, he doesn't
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(Percolately)
 
 
 
Uber driver catches wife having affair while picking her and her lover up as passengers. ☆☆☆☆☆
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Grocery driver refuses delivery up stairs for a pregnant woman due to company rules. PREGNANT woman takes to Facebook and the company apologizes and compensates her... with alcohol. That's some fine PR work there, Lou
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Sun September 30, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ In the middle of the night / they move children when they sleeep / to a city of tents / Rio river so deeep / they must be planning for something / something so sick and viiile / that can only be seen / by the nazi up high / In the middle of the night ♫ ♬
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Sat September 29, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Will Adam Driver return as Kylo Ren for another Undercover Boss? Will Alec Baldwin somehow make the Brett Kavanaugh nightmare funny? How will Beck Bennett fit into this season? Seriously, Kanye West? SNL season premiere, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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Fri September 28, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mom loves spending time with her grandkids and often takes them to different places and restaurants. But, she's an awful driver; can I stipulate that someone drive instead of her? I mean, it's all about safety"
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Thu September 27, 2018
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Warrant issued for NASCAR Truck Series driver who was driving it like he stole it for a reason
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Wed September 26, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Toxic foam pollutes India's sacred Yamuna River, unlike the glowing picture of health that's every other river in India
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Lamborghini driver thinks Montana still has no speed limit, discovers laws of physics are always enforced
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules unhappy Uber drivers have no recourse because, hey, it's open-source non-employment
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
AAA concerned that most drivers don't understand that lane keeping and adaptive cruise control don't mean you can climb into the back seat and make a sandwich
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Tue September 25, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Beluga whale spotted in the Thames. Presumably from the pollution
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Last week it turns out you can't pick up hitchikers with the school bus, this week we learn it's a bad idea to let the kids drive. Seems like there's no fun in being a school bus driver any more
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Mon September 24, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Drivers for Uber, Lyft are earning less than half of what they did four years ago, now complain to management about being taken for a ride
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
No, Rivers Cuomo is not in Weezer's video for Africa, but Weird Al is
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Prius driver refuses to pull over for cop because ... "I drive a Prius"
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Sun September 23, 2018
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
If your house has been crashed into three times by drunk drivers, it just may be a sign that you should move. Just saying
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Sat September 22, 2018
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Carrying a screwdriver and wrench? That's evidence of being a drug dealer now
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Amazon plants empty packages to catch drivers who would ... um... steal empty packages ... something something
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pilot program of using sound detectors to monitor noisy drivers backfires after sensors actually attract drivers eager to test it. Oh, Canada
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Fri September 21, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Duke Energy says dam breached at North Carolina plant and coal ash may be flowing into Cape Fear River. Duke sucks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Duke Energy says dam breached at North Carolina plant and coal ash may be flowing into Cape Fear River. Duke sucks
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Thu September 20, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California implements plan to clog carpool lanes with lower-income drivers
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Wed September 19, 2018
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan Health Department: If you see a foamy river, don't eat the foam. Apparently it has lead in it or something
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Tue September 18, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
♪♬ Should I stay or should I go now? Should I stay or should I go now? If I go, there will be trouble. And if I stay it will be double. As the rivers overflow, should I stay or should I go ♫♪
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Good: Adam Driver is hosting Saturday Night Live's 44th season premiere. Bad: Kanye West will be the "musical" guest
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Mon September 17, 2018
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Audit: Massachusetts issued 1900 driver's licenses to dead people, which explains Massachusetts drivers
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
I know it's not woofday yet but just like these dogs the article had to get out. Hopefully next hurricane we will hear about how the owners were trapped in their own kennel and couldn't evacuate
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Wed September 12, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Don't worry, but Hurricane Florence's expected path will take it directly into nine - count 'em, nine - EPA Superfund sites
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Truck driver films police cruiser taking up two lanes on the highway while traveling 10 mph below the speed limit. Can expect to be pulled over every mile for the rest of his career
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Tue September 11, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
North Carolinians likely to have trouble, however, when the floodwater hits their hog farm waste lagoons
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
New Doctor Who showrunner promises no Missy, no River Song, no Cybermen, no Weeping Angels, and definitely no tin cans with plunger weaponry
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Sun September 09, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alaska could wind up costing Kavanaugh his Supreme Court seat
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Sat September 08, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne has had a bad couple of years, caught Lyme disease, has been fighting Lyme disease, wears a lot of green because of Lyme disease, divorced that guy from Nickelback. OK, not everything was bad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Impatient driver gets fed up waiting for the traffic light to turn green, jumps out of his car and takes it down
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Thu September 06, 2018
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Drones will be deployed to monitor Maryland dam removal, find that dam Sarah Connor
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(WEAU Eau Claire)
 
 
 
Two truck drivers become buddies at work, then find out they actually share a much deeper connection - they're father and son
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Wed September 05, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Utah driver sues Tesla after crashing in Autopilot mode, claims he needed that last point to make it back to the garage
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Mon September 03, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Lyft driver leaks pictures of Google's latest phone online after someone left one in his car. These don't look 'shopped, I can tell from the Pixel
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Fri August 31, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Uber and Lyft skimp on background checks. To be clear, just for the drivers; they spare no expense profiling the customers
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Thu August 30, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Tesla driver charged after 100-foot jump caught on camera
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Wed August 29, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Don't mess with an Uber driver"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
SUV driver decides he doesn't like how semi truck driver is driving, takes matters into his own hands
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Tue August 28, 2018
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
Gasp in horror at the "Omen of Blood River" and then explore the enigmatic dwarf planets in the Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Mon August 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother hippo carries her calf across river in her mouth. Hope she's not a hungry, hungry...damn, beaten to the joke by the article headline
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
An attempt to explain River Song's convoluted, confusing timeline in the Doctor Who universe. You submitted this five Tuesdays from now, Sweetie
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Toyota studies the safety differences between alert drivers bracing for a crash vs lounging in self-driving vehicle unaware of impending doom
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Sat August 25, 2018
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabian man outraged that women are now allowed to drive, shoots at 5 female drivers. Oops, make that Texas man
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently many people without 'Murican Accents are 'Murican. "Some of you are terrorists," and other highlights from a hit and run driver
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Fri August 24, 2018
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Driver who crashed into funeral home dies from injuries. Not clear if he signed up for a prepaid plan while being extracted from his car
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ocasio-Cortez blames Uber drivers for suicides among cab drivers, yet her staff hired Uber more than 159 times in less than three months. What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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Thu August 23, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Amazon tribe members caught on tape. Seattle unrecognizable in the video
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Syndicated Morning radio personality "Big Boy" hit by alleged drunk driver. Fark: who's an L.A. District Attorney swigging from a vodak bottle with no pants on at 1:30 P.M
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
National Enquirer kept safe filled with secrets of Donald Trump's hush money payments and other dirt. No word if Geraldo Rivera wants to open it on live television
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Wed August 22, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Poisoning from mushrooms has more than doubled this year, and the exploding immortal river of golden consciousness smiled upon the pulsing and strobing arterial striations of the great winged snake
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Tue August 21, 2018
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Colorado River doomsday is upon us. Again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Driver caught going 137 in the rain in Iowa. Her excuse was "I thought I was only doing 100?" If she had just said she was trying to get out of the state they probably would have let her go
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(Breaking 911)
 
 
 
Neversink River misnamed
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The Fast and the Furious drivers stuck on a bridge while jackasses do donuts
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Mon August 20, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Connecticut State Police:10, dumbass high-performance, racing-type car drivers blocking traffic because they wanted to film each other: 0
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Sun August 19, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
The Nanny State strikes again: drivers going 1 mile over the speed limit could be hit with a £100 fine in the UK
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
British drivers and Starbucks drive-thrus don't mix. "Still can't believe they've opened this place...right where traffic is swapping lanes from the M25 off ramp and the Painshill exit - bonkers"
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Sat August 18, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Beer truck driver saves suicidal man on bridge by offering him 12-pack of Coors Light; man's family expresses relief it wasn't a Budweiser truck
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Longtime Red Sox farm team in Pawtucket is moving to new stadium in Worcester, MA, and it's all due to RI taxpayers deciding they don't want to get ripped off anymore
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Fri August 17, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Stupid: Driver thought he could avoid parking ticket if he parked next to the yellow lines. Stupider: Posts picture online after getting ticket. Stupidest: He actually thought the internet would be sympathetic
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Girl who pushed friend off bridge: 'I didn't think about the consequences'
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Driver's 200 MPH street race lands him in jail and does a number to his hairdo
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Thu August 16, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kroger tests driverless grocery delivery
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Wed August 15, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Oh the mermaidmanity of it all: Mermaid-like creature chases a boat loaded with tourists down a river in Puerto Rico (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Backpacker)
 
 
 
(1) Not all pictures taken with smart phones are selfies. (2) Taking a picture in which the photographer is not in the picture is not a selfie. (3) Don't mess with bears
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump International Hotel and Tower in Chicago has been illegally taking water from the Chicago river, using it to cool HVAC systems and then pumping it back into the river because it's Trump and they can do what they want
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Mon August 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you strike out with the ladies after having to be driven home from the bar, don't take it out on the driver. His employer might think highly of him, know how to use social media, and earn the Cool tag
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Cab driver tests positive for drugs. Fark: all of them
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Freeway crash leads to fight. Fight leads to one driver being killed. Surviving driver continues on foot, is hit and killed by a third driver. It's the circle of ... well, not life, but something
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Not News: There will be a wrestling card at Madison Square Garden in April 2019. News: It's the first sellout in 3 years. FARK: It doesn't involve the WWE
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Thu August 09, 2018
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police are now field testing saliva test for stoned drivers
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Wed August 08, 2018
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Officers capture traffic jam causing turkeys. Not sure how they were distinguished from other RI drivers
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Mon August 06, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
On Sunday Trump admitted to being aware of the 2016 Trump Tower/Russia meeting, and gladly sold his son down the river. Rick Gates is set to testify in The Manafort Trial. Infrastructure week begins anew. It's your 8p ET MSNBC thread. How do you do?
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Sat August 04, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Boat cops go all 'James Bond', chase four speeding jet-skis down River Thames in London (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri August 03, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK-based company introduces the world's smallest condom - perfect for those Hummer, Porsche, and Beemer drivers on your Christmas list
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Thu August 02, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Driver doing 99mph tells police he was trying to make it to Taco Bell before they closed, presumably so he could speed to the nearest bathroom later
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Driver caught at 99 mph needed to get to Taco Bell before closing time
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Wed August 01, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman found dead at roadside GETS UP and flashes lorry driver before bolting
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Runaway wheel sparks four different fires on highway. Driver says it picked a fine time to leave him
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
18-year-old pizza delivery driver stuns family with his mad Beethoven skills on their piano
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Tue July 31, 2018
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Huge oyster 'the size of a shoe' found in Hudson River, no word yet on who was wearing it when they were sent to sleep with the fishes
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Mon July 30, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
House Tully has fallen on hard times lately; Riverrun Castle is up for sale
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Van driver caught deliberately splashing pedestrians on rainy street. Of course there's video. Bonus: Justice
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Sun July 29, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Boz Scaggs gives the lowdown on his future
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Don't transport crack with a cracked windshield, no driver's license, a loaded AK-47 and meth. Teens these days
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Fri July 27, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman with a service dog orders an Uber. Once inside, she pulls a gun and tells the driver "You're on my time," demanding she be driven around town like Miss Daisy
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Scientists bring 40,000 year-old worms frozen in Siberian permafrost back to life. I've seen this movie before
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Thu July 26, 2018
(Conway Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Cementhead cement truck driver approaches 1876 covered bridge marked with 3-ton limit and passenger-cars-only sign. Since this is Fark, what happened next should be intuitively clear to the casual observer
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Wed July 25, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Former missing MTV VJ Jesse Camp found by Riverside Police. Please enjoy your return to obscurity
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Angered white driver tails black driver all the way to his destination so he can call the man the n-word because Ohio
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Tue July 24, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Target stores to install a river, wallpaper that tastes like snozzberries
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Not news: woman arrested for DUI. News: Tow truck driver who came to impound her car also arrested for DUI
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Mon July 23, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A common rule at the DMV is that you're not supposed to smile for your driver's license picture. Cleveland offices have devised a clever way to ensure that citizens follow this rule
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Riverdale casts Archie's nemesis for the third season. Wait, how can you cast relevancy?
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Sun July 22, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Gallant pays and tips his cab driver. Goofus bites driver's arm, hits him in the face with bolt cutters, and hides in a restaurant bathroom
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Fri July 20, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you have stolen the Thomas The Tank Engine land train in Lowestoft, Suffolk, every driver in the town would like to buy you a large drink
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Thu July 19, 2018
(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
DRUID app uses +2 conjuring to protect general public from stoned drivers
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Omaha already has the worst drivers in the nation, so why not increase the speed limit to 75? What could go wrong?
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Tue July 17, 2018
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Bicyclist versus lift bridge. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Uber driver kicks out GOP volunteers, tells them Welcome To The Resistance
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Mon July 16, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Indonesian villagers said "After a while crocodile" to nearly 300 of them in a revenge attack
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Omaha has the worst drivers in the nation, says new study conducted by researches who have never visited Washington, D.C
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Sat July 14, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Uber driver suspended for booting lesbians sues city, because of course he does. Also, how many of you made it past the word "lesbians" and to the end of this headline before clicking the link?
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Wed July 11, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Cop leaps on moving crane to end drunk truck driver's miles-long trail of destruction on New York highway
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
So why are you sitting on the Group W bench? I was caught smuggling turtles from NJ to PA
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Mon July 09, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Drunk BMW driver nabbed speeding in school zone with person riding on the roof of his car never learned to only do one illegal thing at a time
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
As someone who golfs so much, you would think Donnie would know not to stiff the driver and follow through. Welp, joke's on him, the driver is suing
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Shirtless DUI driver runs back to burning car to light cigarette, "singeing part of his eyebrows off in the process." With happy mugshot goodness
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Times Record News)
 
 
 
If you drained half the water from the lazy river in a Wichita Falls water park, police would really like to have a word with you
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Fri June 29, 2018
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
'Super cuddly' bull named Claymore charging cars on highway. No word on his demanded toll
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Thu June 28, 2018
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Kroger to test driverless cars for grocery delivery. Protip: Don't order eggs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Charlottesville driver-murderer faces 29 federal hate crime charges. With helpful photo of what this proud member of the alt-right looks like
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Wed June 27, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Tour bus takes visiting foreign VIPs to great views of Yukon River valley from top of Dawson City's Midnight Dome. Aaand then it catches fire: "When it's hot, the sun's right, for lack of a better word, the air mixture is right - it does happen"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Doc Rivers finally gets tired of supporting his kid and kicks him out of the house
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Mon June 25, 2018
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Dear Arizona, The drought is real. Get your heads out of your asses and figure something out. Signed, the rest of the Colorado River states
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
The "Avengers: Infinity War" cast were only told the film's ending on the day it was shot, while in a van. No word if they were down by the river at the time. [SPOILERS]
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(Hudson Valley Post)
 
 
 
Driver for "Jollyman" Transportation Service tries to get a little too "jolly" with a passenger and whips it out while driving. Hey, at least he wasn't texting
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