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Thu September 24, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Even after the government urges work-from-home, London drivers continue to have at it - "You're not the Queen of me"
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Claiming "maritime law" won't help much if you're stealing a boat on the river. Mugshot pic looks just as you'd expect
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Claiming "maritime law" won't help much if you're stealing a boat on the river. Mugshot pic looks just as you'd expect
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Wed September 23, 2020
(WCRZ Flint)
 
 
 
Dwarf gator let loose in Michigan's Clinton River last July has apparently gotten bigger
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Caption this back-seat driver
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Humpback whale that made wrong turn and entered crocodile-infested river in Australia has somehow managed to escape back to sea without being killed and eaten by crocodiles
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Subaru WRX drivers have to get to the gym in 25 minutes
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
Man puts Bible on front door, prays Hurricane Sally won't flood his Fish River house. Would have been more impressive, less selfish if he prayed to God to disperse cyclone before its landfall
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Thu September 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK paddleboarder gets signed, delivered, sealed
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Video compilation from drivers who stopped on a busy New Jersey street to record a spaceship flying by because apparently nobody in the Garden State has ever seen a blimp before (NSFW language)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Race car driver Red Farmer, who at 87 still races, and nearly thirty years ago survived the helicopter crash that killed Davey Allison, beats COVID-19, plans battle to the death with Keith Richards
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Having officially become one, Sally's preparing to join her hurricane brethren in New Orleans
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
NVIDIA to Acquire Arm for $40 Billion. Leg to come in future driver update
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Crash at Hidden Valley Speedway injures driver, two spectators. Police did not say if speed was a factor
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(Hudson Valley Post)
 
 
 
The rare Hudson River shark sighting, not to be confused with those guys who circle around Wall Street
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Sun September 13, 2020
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
It's hard to bear a root canal, or root canal a bear, or something like that
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery driver shoots armed robber. Incredibly rare Montana pizza delivery crimes trifecta now in play
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Locals also reported two strange men in the area, one with a hairpiece called "Admiral", and another in a bathrobe and sweatband, apparently on LDS
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Van cats give birth to last litter of the year. Unclear whether it was down by the river or not
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So... Laotian Mafia? None of this story makes sense. Killing seven people over a weed growing operation in Riverside County seems just a tad excessive. Unless, of course, Teh Debil Killer Weed made them do it
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"Did you get a good look at the thief?" "No. I only got a copy of his driver's license"
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Tue September 08, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump Boat Parade takes its show on the road, destroying waterfront property along the way. Bonus: Trump supporter whose dock was damaged says he's mystified why no one was following the law or helping their fellow boaters
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(God's lonely man)
 
 
 
Taxi driver busted for stealing from drunk. Someday, a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Liev Schreiber is leaving Ray Donovan for Ernest Hemingway
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lost Indus Valley civilization was wiped out 3,300 years ago by climate change. Severe drop in monsoon frequency left vital Ghaggar-Hakra river system as dry as your throat after saying "Ghaggar-Hakra"
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
California officials tell 1000 people trapped by wildfire to go jump in a lake
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Fri September 04, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Undignified Deaths #67: Death by golf cart driven by elderly driver
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Thu September 03, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Amazon delivery driver's wrong turn brings him to the right place at the right time to bring a happy ending to this story of a nearly-drowned doggo
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kid Rock has listed his 6000-square foot home and boathouse, along the Detroit River and with a great view of Belle Isle, for $2.2 million. For that price, assume that the stank conveys
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Let's just hang out of this sunroof as we drive around. What could possibly happen here in this parking garage? Fark: Driver fled the scene
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(WEAU Eau Claire)
 
 
 
Driver was initially heard yelling, "Tonight, we dine in hell"
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Wed September 02, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Bus drivers more likely to let white customers ride for free. Eddie Murphy proved this on SNL around 40 years ago
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Tue September 01, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two bodies pulled from sunk car in Cape Fear river. Max Cady to be brought in for questioning
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
Why did the pedestrian cross the road? We'll never know because the impatient driver shot him eight times
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Giant 880-pound 'mystery object' found during river cleanup. Since this was in Ohio just be glad it wasn't on fire
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Mon August 31, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If your soccer ball lands in the Hudson River just forget about, it's gone already
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Maybe he wanted to be buried at sea?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Hurricane Laura so powerful when it came ashore a Texas river flowed backwards for 12 hours. Moses impressed
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
David Blaine won't be flying strapped to a bunch of helium balloons over the Hudson River due to logistical challenges such as New Yorkers trying to shoot him down. Ack. Ack
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Brazen pirate wannabe steals a Thames Clipper river bus in London, leads police on miles-long chase down the River Thames
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Sat August 29, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's the final race of the regular season for the Cup drivers. One last chance for Good to prevail, and Upset the Ineffable Driver of the 48. O, how much can we take of the drama? 7:30 PM ET on NBC from Daytona for the Coke Zero 400
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Driver of stolen Bentley tased after crash. The sophisticates
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tesla on autopilot hits police car as driver watches movie on cellphone. Let's guess what movie driver was watching
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
Weeners
 
Driver in fatal head-on collision was found with his pants down, injuries to deceased female passenger suggest she was hit by the stick
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In late February, as the administrations response to the Coronavirus was descending inter utter chaos, Mike Pence leapt into the driver's seat....and slammed the brakes, grinding what little we WERE doing to protect ourselves to a complete halt
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Doc Rivers drops the mic
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Can anything be done to stop the superspreading coronavirus clusters, being that they are such a key driver of the pandemic. Probably not, which means they need to be nuked from orbit
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Homeowner annoyed after his Grade-II listed cottage is hit by a truck 8 times in the last year. You'd have thought the driver would have learned to avoid it by now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Doc Rivers speaks from the heart
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
The Cuyahoga River is on fire. This is a repeat of 1868, 1883, 1887, 1912, 1922, 1936, 1941, 1948, 1952, and 1969
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Safe bets include Jimmy Hoffa, a river of pink slime, C.H.U.D.s, Cloverfield
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Mon August 24, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trump delivering remarks on Farmers to Families Food Box program distribution in Mills River, NC, pre-RNC convention
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Sun August 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
♪ London bridge is stuck open, stuck open, stuck open ♫... Wait, how did that song go again?
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Sat August 22, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese town wants to dismantle sacred gate of unknown origin which may or may not unleash a plague of undead on the world (which would be very on-brand for 2020)
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Fri August 21, 2020
(State of California)
 
 
 
The River Fire near Salinas, CA is tossing America's salad into chaos
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Uber driver employees upset that they will continue to be exploited
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Uber security chief charged with obstructing justice after paying hackers $100,000 to cover up data breach that exposed email and phone numbers of 57m drivers and passengers
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Wed August 19, 2020
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
AI based traffic management system reduces vehicle delay time by up to 40 percent allowing drivers to see more green lights. The AI thinks you should green light this article as well and move along
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Tue August 18, 2020
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
The River Fire burning in Salinas, CA. Wait, this isn't Cleveland?
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Mon August 17, 2020
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Trying to take 15 tons across a 5 ton bridge
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
20-year-old jumps into the dirty Hudson River near the Statue Of Liberty for TikTok clout, lives to tell about and also picks up a few thousand more followers
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Town celebrates reopening of the rebuilt historic covered bridge that was destroyed by a truck driving through. The next day the bridge is hit by a school bus driver urged by passengers to ignore the warning from the GPS
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Isidore, the famed 10¢ mechanical elephant ride, from Spokane, WA's now-closed White Elephant stores, has a new home at the Looff Carousel in Riverfront Park. He'll be entertaining kids of all ages for years to come
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Thighland: Car rolls backward across five lanes of traffic after driver forgets to put handbrake on. Fark: It didn't cause an accident
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Are you saying I shouldn't use my 9 year old as a getaway driver in Grand Theft Auto?
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(Mic)
 
 
 
California: Companies like Uber and lift have to treat drivers as employees and give them benefits. Uber: OR,.... what if we just set up a "benefit fund" and let THEM decide whether they want sick leave, OR buy health insurance, OR take a vacation?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
That person with a weapon shot by the Secret Service near the White House yesterday? "No firearm was found on the suspect, said a law enforcement official who is not authorized to comment publicly." So... phaser? Disruptor? Sonic screwdriver?
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Body cam shows Reno officer accidentally shooting driver, in case you miss both COPS and RENO 911
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
River otters are party poopers
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
California judge fires the first salvo against the gig economy. Orders Uber and Lyft to classify drivers as employees
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Mon August 10, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Skeletal remains found by fishermen in tent beside remote Aussie river. Astute authorities say it could have been there for 'years' ...being a skeleton and all
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Spain's real-life blue 'Smurf village' bans swimming to stop coronavirus from smurfing up the town
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Sat August 08, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
... or perhaps, just perhaps, it's time to develop a new business model as the old one is now as relevant as selling buggy whips to horseless carriage drivers
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Town decides to give spandex warriors an app that lets them give drivers red lights. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fox News)
 
Video
 
Fisherman catches sockeye salmon and Alaskan brown bear on one line
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Runaway terrapin returned to owners after swimming two miles down river. It was a good thing he was caught or there would be shell to pay
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera has been told by his Asian friends that the phrase China Virus is racist, gives Trump a chance to whitemansplain why it is not
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mortgage rates fall to a record low for the eighth time this year, making buying that new split-level refrigerator box or van condo with river views more affordable for many
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
So, about all those new-fangled driver assistance technologies for your so-called "smart" car
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beavers win legal right to remain in their river home. Nice
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's election day... let's see who should I vote for... Goodspaceguy? The guy who wants to switch to the metric system? The one who lists Uber and Lyft driver under community service? Or the guy who lists his elementary school under education? (PDF)
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Driver of stolen pickup truck hits 26 vehicles along Oregon coast, police say. In his defense it was a Ram pickup
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, building a border wall across an Arizona river during flood season is no bueno
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, building a border wall across an Arizona river during flood season is no bueno
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
World's smallest aircraft carrier pulls up to Harlem on the Hudson River, launches kickass high flying food off its deck to bomb the masses with flavors
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
DoorDash driver caught on police dashcam actually Driving While Black. Didn't realize her Dunkin' Donuts delivery could be misinterpreted as mockery by law enforcement community
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 4: 12+ hours of hockey. Will the Coyotes or Nashville be the apex predator? Will the Leafs lose to a 42 YEAR OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM? Will the Canucks answer the call of the Wild? We start @ Noon ET. LOCKDOWN PIERRE
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Mon August 03, 2020
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Rasha Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
In 1968 "Don't Raise the Bridge, Lower the River" was a screwball comedy starring Jerry Lewis. In 2020 it's an engineering plan
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Fort Bend County denies that their narcotics team is racially profiling, says it's just a coincidence that...ummm...97.5% of stops made by one officer were of Hispanic drivers
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Inside EVs)
 
 
 
Tesla Model 3 driver crashes while fiddling with touchscreen to adjust wipers. German court finds him liable for using "an electronic device" while driving, fines him €200 and suspends his license. He should've just used the signal stalk... oh, wait
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
The driver of the Jeep that tried to drive through a crowd of protesters was merely trying to catch a flight, passenger claims, somehow making it all better
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana to spend $130 million to ensure that castles continue to have something to sink into
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Wed July 29, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Tempe, Arizona re-enacts climax from Bridge on the River Kwai
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Teachers, bus drivers, health aides, and other school workers around the country doing everything they can to fight the Trump Administration's "school death trap" that awaits them this fall
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Semi truck overturns, spills 12,000 bottles of Templeton Rye Whiskey. No word if the driver passed a field sobriety test
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
At least this stark naked 18st uncle's mind was in the right place when he sprinted out of his house and chased after a van driver for "abducting" his niece (NSFWish, with video)
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Thu July 23, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Toyota recalls 184,000 Tundra pickups for dim blinkers. Sadly there's still no cure for dim drivers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera last week: "It's terrible that the judge in the Ghislaine Maxwell case denied her bail and kept her locked up." Geraldo this week: "Trump was brave to say he wishes Ghislaine Maxwell well." What's up with this guy, hmmm?
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Who had "A dark, oozing river of sludge winding its way through Arizona" on their 2020 hellscape bingo card?
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft has solved the problem of not having the correct printer driver for your application, 30 years after they created it
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
New research claims backseat drivers are helpful
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Some Spare Briefs Guy)
 
 
 
Video of a tractor-trailer sliding inexorably into your windshield, courtesy of Sicamous, British Columbia. Driver unharmed, but felt sick as a moose afterwards
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Mon July 20, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you are out fishing on the Winooski river today, please refrain from smoking for about 24 hours
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
95 year old driver misses farmers market but hits motorcyclist
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Sun July 19, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Husband and son of federal judge overseeing Epstein-Deutsche Bank case shot in their home by gunman possibly disguised as delivery driver
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California: The legalization of pot and the licensing of marijuana farmers is going so smoothly that it is generating continuous sheriffs' raids on illegal growers in Riverside County
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Hi. This is where I get the schnackos"
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Sat July 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drowning coyote pup saved by rafter and nursed back to health. Yipyip is doing OK
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Thu July 16, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"No, that wasn't the Hudson River leaking into the Lincoln Tunnel as anxious commuters sat in their cars fearing the worst"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British racing driver Katherine Legge breaks leg testing for European Le Mans Series
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Virgin River appears to have been around the block a couple of times
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You're gonna need a bigger hoax (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tommy Fisher, CEO of Fisher Industries, said Sunday that he thought the president "just got some misinformation on this stuff" and that he had "complete respect" for Trump... It's amazing how one can hold onto a pocket from underneath a bus
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
When most of us last saw Steve Dangle he was screaming "THE LEAFS JUST LOST TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM" at the top of his lungs. Now he is memorializing his dog Charlie, who was a very, very good boy
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Kayaker: "I thought I heard a fish splash to my left." Narrator: "It wasn't a fish"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ethiopia starts filling the controversial dam on the river Nile. The Nile ain't just a river in Egypt... it's also a river in Sudan and Ethiopia
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Tue July 14, 2020
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The most dangerous job in Vegas? Marijuana delivery driver
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's gift from the 2020 Advent Calendar of the Apocalypse? Suicidal bus drivers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Naya Rivera final act was to save her son before she drowned. Sure is dusty out on the lake
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Grim Reaper's driver having trouble keeping up with all the dead in Texas from the "tsunami of COVID"
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Mon July 13, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Body found at Lake Piru could be missing actress Naya Rivera [Update: it's her]
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How to win the most cutthroat competition of all: family game night
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Sat July 11, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you are even remotely surprised by this revelation, we'd like to offer you a great deal on a historical transportation landmark that spans the East River between Manhattan and Brooklyn
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
79 year old bus driver, laid off due to Rona, finally started getting benefits after weeks of delays then, "Yeah, about that money. We need it back"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sewage, heat, and climate change all being blamed for causing an "extreme" Hudson River fish die-off. Absolutely nothing about cement boots being that NYC fishes are too tough to wear rain boots because of a little polluted water
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Thu July 09, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Glee actress Naya Riveria presumed drowned
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Driver learns the actual physics of why you can't just drive up the ramp of an open bridge like in the movies
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Seattle's Uber and Lyft drivers make $23.25 an hour-or $9.73, depending on the survey and who's paying for it
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Tyler Reddick: We're doing just fine without you, Trump
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Sun July 05, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Seattle driver who intentionally drove into the crowd of protesters is now a murderer
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Sat July 04, 2020
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
So, wonder what it would look like if God decided to skip pebbles across a river?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The worst drivers in America are .... Hold my PBR and let me finish this here headline thing. Whar Illinois? Whar
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Driver does a Charlottesville on protesters in Seattle
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Oliver Queen rescues three people clinging to a downed tree in a river
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's 2020 Apocalypse Bingo draw is: Mayfly Invasion
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The first NASCAR driver to report positive for COVID-19 is Jimmie Johnson. The Nasfark Idol is out of control, people
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eight-year old girl strikes up friendship with deaf delivery driver during lockdown. Dustiness ensues
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Thu July 02, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beavers returned for the first time in 400 years to a UK estate to help with flood control are really getting busy
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two found dead after swimming in Murderkill River. Maybe they should have gone swimming in the lesser known Lifesaver River
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
Video
 
It's not 11foot8.com, but it's equally satisfying
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
South Dakota is on to you drivers who sneak into funeral processions just to make good time
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa Governor Kim Reynold's apparently had her driver strike a Black Lives Matter protester with an SUV
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Kiss My Bezos; Detroit Amazon delivery driver quits midshift via Twitter rant on Uber ride home, informing interested parties where to score a half-full truck with keys in the ignition
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Sat June 27, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The fans have spoken. The greatest moment so far of this NHL season was when the Maple Leafs lost to a Zamboni Driver who works for them
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Some tunnels under a river in Virginia are up for sale
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Truckmaker Navistar has a new driver so the old one can navigate a buyout with VW
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Walk on the railroad bridge, end up on Fark
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo to Republican Governors: Denial isn't just a river in Egypt and it shouldn't be a life strategy either
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Edmonton doctor canoes to work: 'My commute is the best part of my day' How did you get to your job today?
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
On today's 2020 apocalypse bingo card - "blood-drinking penis leech" (warning: not safe for lunch)
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
3pm Eastern it's the Fark Livestream News Summary - Van Down By The River edition. There's a super interesting meta in the news cycle today - plus Dallan and Drew need input on what game they should play that would be fun watch them suck at
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Rope found in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's stall was a garage door pull. So... no noose is good news
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
When selecting a carjacking target, make sure it's one that's comfortable for a long police chase, with soft, heated seats with good lumbar support. Failing that, just sit on the driver, I guess
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney slums it with two lesser Daves to cover When the Saints Go Marching In
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR drivers march together to push Bubba Wallace's car to the front of the field at Talladega, create a huge dust cloud
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I spent 3 months in isolation just so now i can throw bananas at other drivers, yeehaw
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Richard Petty says the "most important thing for me right now is hugging my driver." This is surprisingly not about golf
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A Black Lives Matter protester hit by a car in Oregon has identified the alleged driver. To his face. At a city commission meeting. He's the mayor
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Put quicksand on the list of reasons never to visit Australia and/or the 1970s
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Tue June 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If your carpet store floods for the fifth time in five years and you can't get insurance, maybe the virus isn't your only problem
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
China's using record low water levels to remind those millions of people in Laos, Thailand, Cambodia, and Vietnam that it's King of the Mekong
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
China's using record low water levels to remind those millions of people in Laos, Thailand, Cambodia, and Vietnam that it's King of the Mekong
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Taxi driver turns hearse driver as coronavirus deaths spike in India, says you're only as healthy as you feel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Irrelevant NASCAR driver supports police brutality because of his "firefighter uncle". Yeah I'm sure nothing else influenced this at all
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Gadgeteer)
 
 
 
Dude, it's the apocalypse. I'm just going to rinse my clothes out in the river or maybe leave them in the rain. In fact, it's the freakin' apocalypse, man - I might not even do my laundry
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Moose has same fate as everyone else in Lowell, shot up with drugs
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Annual Mayfly hatch from the upper Mississippi River gets picked up by weather radar
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Institute Of The Obvious comes a new study that shows that the leading cause of bad driving ... is bad drivers. Obvious tag last seen drag racing down the center lane
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Driver gets UFIA after failure to signal turn
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NASCAR truck driver you've never heard of claims he'll quit at the end of the season following Confederate flag ban
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Some Red Deer Advocate)
 
 
 
Carpe Carpe - self cloning carp seizing the day in Alberta
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Mon June 08, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fark Headline: Canadian tethered to 265 pounds of marijuana found unconscious in Detroit River
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(Yahoo)
 
Video
 
Labrador retrieves
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia to use 100mm anti-tank shells in attempt to put out oilfield fire. Red Adair nods knowingly
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Lost whale swims up river in Alaska, turns around when it sees locals stocking up on barbecue sauce
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Thu June 04, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It has been almost a whole week since 54,000 gallons of raw sewage spilled into the water; I'm sure it's safe for swimming by now
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Day just expanded to a week, delivery drivers just ordered more advil
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
People are collecting hypocaust tiles, sugar crushers, aglets, and goblets adorned with raspberry prunts along the the muddy banks of the Thames
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
You might want to sit for this startling headline: Small cars still have higher driver death rates, IIHS study shows
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(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Russian attempt to race truck over damaged bridge ends with unexpected air time, truck in river. Let's see how them Grand Duke boys get out of this one
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Good year for our rivers and oceans? Not a blowout, but pretty darn flat
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