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Mon September 21, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
8.7 million people never received their $1,200 stimulus check due to incomplete records. But please feel confident that the government will roll out a covid vaccine in an effective manner
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The ghost of Baghdad Bob now has more credibility than the CDC
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Many high-risk patients don't know they need a follow-up-and-up-and-up colonoscopy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Positive braking news rolls out, and somehow even 2020 can't stop it
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How hard is it to stay inside?
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Sat September 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
From the Romero Institute for COVID Studies comes not one, but two groundbreaking reports that coronavirus can spread on airline flights. Two reports, ah ah ah
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Only 1/2 of all school employees are at risk of contracting COVID every day. So get your lazy asses back in the classrooms you lazy slackers. PS: help wanted
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Only 1/2 of all school employees are at risk of contracting COVID every day. So get your lazy asses back in the classrooms you lazy slackers. PS: help wanted
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Driving drunk with 28 kids on the school bus gets you 28 DUI charges
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Turns out the TARP was a TRAP all along
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Crazy? No surprise. It runs in your blood
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Thu September 17, 2020
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Looks like the USPS employees in PA will be getting a 4 day election day holiday
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And the newest contender for Masshole of the year is ... a three way tie?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
As if we didn't already have plenty of compelling reasons to switch to robot umpires in baseball
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Wed September 16, 2020
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Don't hang your mask on the rearview mirror
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The first rule of BDSM is that you talk about BDSM. A lot. So say it, worm (possibly nsfw, but you know you like it like that)
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
PTSD may double your risk of something or another
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Study suggests Farkers may be at higher risk of developing heart conditions
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Tue September 15, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sure a coronavirus vaccine may be invented soon, but don't plan on getting one before [checks notes] 2024
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump not concerned with Covid at his rallies, because he's safely distanced from the crowd ObviousSickCreepyIronic
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran says the quiet part out loud about OPEC
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
The dipshiattery returns to Westchester
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Very few people in the US have risk their health to see Tenet, but worldwide it's a different matter
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(Axios)
 
 
 
CDC warns that children are the silent killer
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Sat September 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fauci: US won't get coronavirus under control until late into 2021, if there's an effective vaccine. Left unsaid: under President Biden
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Not even Wonder Woman can best covid-19
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Fri September 11, 2020
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Do you remember the 9/11 Budweiser commercial? It only aired once
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
If you've ever passed out after drinking you have doubled the risks of developing dementia later in life
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Amazon wins the rights to Nicolas Cage's Joe Exotic drama, though that's more of a loss
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Thu September 10, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Next time when dining out order the COVID-19 as an appetizer, the CDC now saying it leads to an increased risk of getting it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother-in-law keeps breaking every Covid-19 precaution and rule, even those we've put in place, and it's pissing me off to the point I don't want her coming over because she's putting my kids at risk. What should I do?"
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Anyone here ever stay up late on weekends as a kid watching "Sorority Babes in the Covid-Bowl-O-Rama" on cable? I loved that movie, and you just read this headline in a Gilbert Gottfried voice
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Want to take risks? Lower receptivity to hurt feelings? Reduce empathy? Blunt cognitive function? Good news You've probably already got something that does this at home.... oh, it gets rid of headaches too
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Want to take risks? Lower receptivity to hurt feelings? Reduce empathy? Blunt cognitive function? Good news You've probably already got something that does this at home.... oh, it gets rid of headaches too
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan's improvement over a rope and 2 nails
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Tue September 08, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Tylenol makes clicking the comment section easier
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Tylenol makes clicking the comment section easier
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(Victoria News)
 
 
 
Heartwarming: homeless man with cherished pet. Bonechilling: it's a 4.5 foot python that has escaped into the suburbs. Fark: for the second time in six weeks
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
About that recent sex trafficking bust cause célèbre, 39 kids being rescued from a trailer in Georgia is not the biggest news story in America because 39 kids were NOT rescued from a trailer in Georgia
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Prepare for employee malaise
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California's wildfires are creating giant lightning-filled volcanic eruption clouds in California
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fauci: North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa, Arkansas, Missouri, Indiana, and Illinois, ya'll better get into your giant plastic hamster balls asap
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hard to believe, but Trump's claim that the U.S. is "rounding the corner" on coronavirus is complete bullshiat. With helpful picture of the amount of effort Trump has put into combating it
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Fri September 04, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds seniors and teens are more likely to drive vehicles that lack important safety features - such as having a competent person behind the wheel
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Time to start eating mushroom omelettes with smoked salmon while sunbathing on the deck
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Insider)
 
 
 
Mask it before you tap it ™
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
As glaciers melt more and more, not all that water ends up in the ocean
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Okay, I'll try the mask but I'm NOT wearing the pads and skates
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
After losing their home in the wildfire, Vacaville couple learn that their insurance company had dropped them just one month prior. How convienient
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Wed September 02, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada's endangered species at risk of "staggering loss" according to WWF. But as soon as the ref isn't looking, they'll retaliate with a folding chair
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
London's Winter Wonderland cancelled in summer's viral hellscape
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
A love letter from your student regent to all 30,000 university students: NO MORE SUICIDING. And cease ANY negative talk around our beloved university system. And tantra is not about sex
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now Trump is trying to lock the US out of a world wide vaccine effort in another move designed to kill more Americans for no good farking reason
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Tue September 01, 2020
(BGR)
 
 
 
Scientists find you might still get Covid-19 even if you wear a facemask, but that facemask improves your chance of survival if you get it. Thoughts and prayers unavailable for comment
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Mon August 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coronavirus shutdowns increasing risk of Legionnaires' disease OH COME ON (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
BMI outweighs DNA whet it comes to the 'beetus
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
We are SO boned: Hundreds of maskless people in Massachusetts gather and risk contracting Covid-19 to protest a mandate that all school children get the flu vaccine this year
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Sun August 30, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Nudists exposed
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Nudists exposed
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
New Mutants dredges up $3 million at the box office opening day, leading one to wonder just who would risk their lives for that steaming pile
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
FDA Commissioner will soon authorize a COVID-19 vaccine before Phase Three clinical trials are complete. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Get ready for Australian Bushfires 2: Flaming Bugaloo coming soon
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scan finds anomaly in King Tuts tomb, though we probably shouldn't open it until 2021 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Juror: "I ain't wearing no dang mask. The risks are exaggerated." Minutes later... Juror: Why are the inmates laughing at me?
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
What's in your wallet? If you're unemployed and have a Capital One credit card, a card with a lower borrowing limit
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A houseful of influencer-hopefuls, living in a rented mansion in the Hollywood Hills while looking for ways to "go viral" on a fad website, are worried about the economy
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Leave it to coffee to make math truly worthwhile
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Having seen the ups and downs in covid transmission data, Otis opens its own study of elevator airflow. Lex Luthor unimpressed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Which begs the question: What would a magician want with rental property?
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska Karenhuskers file lawsuit against Big Ten, begin asking Sunbelt Conference about any openings
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Researchers from MIT and Oxford say staying six feet apart from other people isn't enough to protect from COVID-19, along with a host of other things we're doing wrong
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Science Direct)
 
 
 
HCQ reduces risk of death from covering frites with mayonnaise
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Virtually immune"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cunning sex partners practice social licking from a safe distance when playing the oral field at the Y
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bubonic plague spotted in seventeen China provinces, claims latest report from the GODDAMMIT 2020 Institute (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Realtor.com has become the first real estate site to disclose information about a home's flood risk
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Realtor.com has become the first real estate site to disclose information about a home's flood risk
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
UK dance clubs could reopen but would require facemasks and social distancing dance floors complete with limits on how many people can get their boogie on
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
UK dance clubs could reopen but would require facemasks and social distancing dance floors complete with limits on how many people can get their boogie on
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hoping things don't blow up in its face, Honda reaches a legal accord and decides to pay $85mil to settle the Takata air bag investigation. It's the civic thing to do
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ralph Macchio on fame: "I wasn't the biggest risk-taker, and I'm sure there were lost opportunities because of that. But also, maybe my caution helped me to stay grounded, so I'm at peace with the choices I made"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
2020 has good news for a change. All 47 African nations have eliminated wild polio. OK, they did it four years ago, but it's official in 2020
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Mon August 24, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1814, British troops set fire to the White House in retaliation for an American attack in Canada, in move that will stand for all time as a testament as to what happens when you put someone's Tim Horton's at risk
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The CDC removes their quarantine recommendation for international travelers because you'd have to be a farking idiot to willingly return to the world's biggest coronavirus hotspot right now
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Some Masked Man)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why certain people refuse to wear face masks or practice social distancing? If you answered "because they are sociopaths", come and claim your No-Prize
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Sat August 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Come on, you know you want to come in. It's cool, no trouble here, it's fine. Come on in, relax, enjoy yourself, unwind for awhile, enjoy the show. What's life without a little risk?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Only joggers can prevent forest fires
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wolverines
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(Georgia Institute of Technology)
 
 
 
Calculate your risk of catching the 'rona. Select your county, pick an event size, and...oh , that isn't good. Not good at all
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(UPI)
 
 
 
95% of alcoholics/Fark users are in complete denial
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Safety Sign Generator)
 
 
 
Need a safety sign that is ANSI Z535-compliant? Check out the Safety Sign Generator. Pick a level of warning with a signal word, select a pictogram or two, and write out any kind of notice you wish (bumped for awesome thread)
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Gather round kids and I'll tell you all how the Canadian American war finally started
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Time to invest in Kahlua and bath robes. The white Russian is about to have a resurgence
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
This just in: competent businessmen don't trust Don
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
TV execs: "We'd love to air a couple hours of your Democratic Convention, but that Donald Trump guy is just too crazy for us to risk it"
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Medieval Times around the country have just reopened, with socially distanced knighting sessions and masks galore. Come with your swords, stay for the bizarro
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver explains at length how he simultaneously knows everything and nothing about the upcoming election
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(MSN)
 
 
 
College football season is in full swing. Covid-19, Oklahoma Sooners 9
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Sun August 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"At around 4:30 p.m., a major detachment of the vessel's forward section was observed." Or in layman's terms, "the front fell off"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ Sooner or later, corona's gonna get ya / Sooner or later, you know ya got to give in / Sooner or later, corona's gonna let 'cha / Sooner or later, no one is gonna win ♬ ♫
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Fri August 14, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
A look at one of the great mysteries of the COVID-19 pandemic: why are people risking their lives to see shiatty bands like Smash Mouth, Trapt, and the Chainsmokers?
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
"Aren't you at least going to buy me dinner first?" didn't make the list
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Fife delivery truck stolen from food bank as demand soars, putting those who depend on donations at risk and breaking the hearts of Revolutionary War reenactors
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Syfy)
 
 
 
The end of Marvel TV marks the end of an era of adult storytelling, risk taking, and surprising amounts of diversity. Of course, they did make "Inhumans", so maybe the ending isn't all bad
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Wed August 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't like the advice you're getting? Just change advisors until you do
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
A year ago, a mysterious illness made vaping seem dangerous. Fast forward to today: A mysterious illness makes vaping seem dangerous
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
AMC Theaters Re-Opening plan: We keep our Overhead low and pass the expenses onto You, the Customer, in order to Maximize Profit
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(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
University of Georgia posts and removes guidance for having sex during COVID-19 pandemic--hopefully so they can include the term "doggystyle" in the next draft
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Tue August 11, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
We're running out of doctors
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Great, now coronavirus is killing sex
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Mon August 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airline stocks surge 7% on TSA reports of improved traveler numbers. Tomorrow: airline stocks stall as people realize that's still down 70% since last year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's all Folks
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Some people have until Thursday to decide if they would like to get paid $30,000 not to officiate an NFL game
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The irony was delicious. There's Biden briskly riding a bicycle while Trump is at his private country club, where the only exercise he seems to get is getting in and out of his golf cart. Yet Trump is calling Biden "Sleepy"
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's a color chart about how risky everyday activities truly are
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(WTHI-TV Terre Haute)
 
 
 
Not news: CDC reports potential outbreak of legionella. FARK: CDC offices close due to presence of legionella
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Driving with your windows open decreases your risk of death to 100%, like everything
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New study supports more frequent HIV screening among high-risk young men who have sex with men. Also, wearing rubbers when it's wet
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How do you treat yo'self when you can't go anydamn'where?
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign claims their volunteers are knocking on more than 1 million doors per week. The Biden campaign says they are not willing to risk volunteers or voter's lives during a pandemic, so they're knocking on zero
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(Cherokee Tribune & Ledger)
 
 
 
Atlanta In-Person School Update: Whoever had two days, you won
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Tue August 04, 2020
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona judge rules that gyms can become full-fledged super spreaders
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A new study says the UK risks a twice-as-big second COVID wave without better testing. Everybody keep calm and panic
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Trip to the coast leads to a lifetime of sleeping on the couch (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AIG loses $7.9 billion
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
This is our Chernobyl moment. And what we need is a long-ass article by a historian of economic disasters writing about a sociologist who studied risk. No, really, we do. We do. Just read TFA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish teenagers on an inflatable doughnut rescued from the sea. Not to worry - they're safe and whole, but a bit salty from the experience
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fly Emirates. New hotness: Die Emirates
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Sun August 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Gregg Abbot refuses to stand and be counted for Trump at the Republican National Convention
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easter creeps closer, and Sister Alice has a murdered child to resurrect or risk losing her church. But how does the Radiant Assembly's debt tie to Charlie's murder? Will Perry pull of a sensational courtroom victory? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK may order people over the age of 50 to stay home to avoid a second Coronavirus shutdown
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fringe science group urges schools to reopen despite pandemic
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Fri July 31, 2020
(KCRG)
 
 
 
It's hard to scare people from six feet away
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
After denying claims, insurance companies are finding pissed-off chefs on their menus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Baby sharks sighted patrolling Welsh airspace. You r'ead that ryght
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Biggest risk to our Democracy? It me
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Most women are still being treated in NYC for gynecologic cancers without the need for exorcisms or alien DNA swabs
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Major depressive episodes in adults are far more common than previously believed. And then the pandemic hit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
#1 tennis player Ashleigh Barty refuses to travel to the U.S. to play in the US Open: "...it was a difficult decision but there are still significant risks involved due to COVID-19 and I don't feel comfortable putting my team and I in that position"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's is McPartnering with the Mayo Clinic to ketchup in aid and coronavirus safety awareness
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news: if your $600 smart glasses have prescription lenses, those prescription lenses will still work when you wake up this Saturday. All the other smart features? Not so much
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Funeral workers: I'm not picking him up, you pick him up
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
COVID Kayla jumps in her car and does everything that she can do to spread disease from Florida to as many states as possible
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Nuggets forward Michael Porter Jr. has never been vaccinated, thinks the virus is being used for "population control"
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Tue July 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Banks are making money hand over fist so they need pandemic relief
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
50 ways to get covid - ranked
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal an explosive secret hidden beneath seemingly trustworthy volcanoes. No, this is not TMZ, and you won't believe what happens next
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
As you can see by the injuries to this mother's forehead, police in Portland aren't properly discharging their weapons [Graphic picture]
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
If you think you've been drinking too much during the pandemic you may be right. Online sales of alcohol are up 307%
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Mon July 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
On July 27, 2020, at 7:20 AM GMT, Boris Johnson became self-aware
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a British plague story, just to keep things interesting. Also subby's 'hood when a yout
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
COVID 19, Marlins 14
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"The problem we've got is people we most need to change their behavior are the 20- and 30-year-olds"
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
There are performers and events subby could possibly imagine thinking "the risk of getting covid is worth it." None of these come close to even remotely make the list
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not everyday you see more than a thousand parents participating in a We Demand You Put our Child's Life At Risk rally, particularly not in a state's "hotspot" for new Coronavirus infections, but then...Georgia
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Berlin's bondage brothels can reopen, but masks are mandatory so make sure you can mumble the safeword
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: All schools must fully reopen. Trump's son's school: No
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Thu July 23, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
It's not just brain freeze that you have to worry about with popsicles
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump vows to kill children by pressuring governors to open schools
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans cannot escape their offices
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans cannot escape their offices
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists who've never watched a TV B movie decide to play benevolent Gods and accidentally create a new hybrid monster to terrify the briny depths
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Burger Records, which was on its way to re-branding as a new all-women imprint, BRGRGRRRL, will instead shutter due to sexual misconduct allegations leveled against artists and label staff
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US orders closure of China's consulate in Houston in sudden escalation that endangers China's supply of delicious beef brisket
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Uber Eats union wants better accident compensation, owing to Covid-era higher risk of injury to delivery workers and those they collide with. Uber Technologies: B-b-but they're all independent contractors, stop with this crazy talk
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Tue July 21, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Stabbed to death at a knife awareness course
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple says its supply chain and products will be 100% carbon neutral, 500% more expensive and proprietary, 1000% more smug by 2030
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
'We are proud to say we are gaining insight into toddlers' awareness of their own uncertainty here at the Werner Herzog Institute for Internal Screaming and Futile Diapers, and that terrifies us as much as them'
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Mon July 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci to throw out first pitch at Nationals season opener, probably a flattened curve
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Antonio Brown says he's done with the NFL. Again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brees and Mahomes among the NFL players calling an audible on the NFL season
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Sun July 19, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: fire station on fire. New, hot and short of breath: COVID-19 outbreak in COVID-19 track and trace call centre
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What can Iran can do better than the rest of the world combined? A) Pump oil, B) Photoshop military hardware, or C) Spread COVID-19
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
America is set to have a nightmarish next few months. "This virus doesn't care about excuses". We're back in March at this point, but instead of NY, NJ, Ct, it's more like 40 states, with no end in sight and everybody theoretically at risk
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK to Huawei: Yes, we banned you from our 5G network, but maybe if you ask again next January, eh *nudge, wink*
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Update this official COVID risk chart with more interesting activities. LGT helpful blank
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Teachers close to retirement and getting too old for this shiat are deciding not to risk falling to the classic cop movie trope
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spiking virus rates hit France's Brittany region one more time
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
China bars Claudia Christian after it loses its 3rd rocket of the year, SpaceX delays South Korean satellite rather than risk boom, Saturn V cancelled, no new big rockets this year though seven are coming soon, ICBM recycled, & Ariane 5 cancelled. 🚀
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Oh look everyone it's a bear, he's coming right up to me and he's cute AAARGH
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Big Pharma HAS to charge high prices, since taking all the risks... it's not as if you're about to see innovative medical treatments coming from the public sector
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wearing a mask to Walmart is no longer optional. Any other clothing may be
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFLPA seeks opt-out clauses for at-risk players to receive salary if they decide not to play. High-risk individuals may include those with sleep apnea, hypertension, diabetes, or who are African American
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Tue July 14, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
White House forced to admit that it totally furbared, rescinds new rules on foreign students studying online
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
That big Fourth of July party on the lake has led to a Covid-19 outbreak. No, the other party on the lake. No, the other other party on the lake
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Many Republicans still planning to whoop it up and go to the GOP convention in Florida next month despite it having more COVID-19 cases than most countries in the world ...because, "It's a risk you have to take"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm going through an amicable divorce; my husband is addicted to tattoos, and I forbade him to get new ones during the Covid-19 crisis and we live in a state that is getting worse. He's getting one and putting the kids at risk. Can I stop his idiocy?"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois parents outraged IHSA is preventing them from living vicariously through high school sports and risk children's lives during the Coronavirus outbreak, sue to lift pandemic restrictions
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Mon July 13, 2020
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Casino bans indoor smoking over coronavirus risks. Burning up your savings playing slots is still OK
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
According to the poll's data, by 70-22 percent, New Yorkers prefer the government's priority be containing the spread of COVID-19, even if it hurts the economy. Maybe some people are listening after all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes, there are five great white sharks swimming off the New York and Jersey coast, but experts warn that driving to the beach or spending time on the beach is riskier
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham just made a huge mistake
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Experts: since the A/C could be spreading the rona, you should turn it off and die of heat stroke instead
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Plague squirrels, you say? Eh, why not?
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Sat July 11, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 251 from Fight Island with three title fights. Kamaru Usman vs Jorge Masvidal, Alexander Volkanovski vs Max Holloway II, Petr Yan vs Jose Aldo. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, ESPN Prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV Main card at 10 PM ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gov DeSantis, whose state has become one of the world's largest coronavirus hotspots averaging 10,000+ new cases a day, offers his thoughtful, nuanced rebuttal to Dr, Fauci's criticism that the state re-opened too quickly: "Nuh-uh"
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Ian McKellen admits that he tried to dissuade Patrick Stewart from taking the role of Captain Picard in Star Trek: TNG: "He's long forgiven me my advice not to risk a solid career on the British stage by falling for an uncertain future in Star Trek"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a GRU
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buster Posey leaves Giants, looks forward to playing with Twins
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Parks department installs fencing to prevent episodes of Scooby Doo and Lassie and a sequel to the Goonies
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lou Holtz: "Thereth no way in thith world you can do anything thath's without a riskth. People sthormed Normandy"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Starbucks to require customers to wear face masks in-store, which decreases your odds of spreading the virus, but also increases the odds that the barista misspells your name on your cup
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Thu July 09, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Dumbass Dog Wearing Face Mask All Wrong"
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Dumbass Dog Wearing Face Mask All Wrong"
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Silly contact tracers, everyone knows that 5G *causes* Covid-19
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
In the war against the invisible enemy, Mayor of Lafayette, LA says mandatory mask order is like using a nuclear bomb when the M16 of doing nothing is just fine. Lafayette metro is 6th in the country for new coronavirus cases per capita
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers: Older people who have problems with their vision and hearing have a 90% increased chance of developing Alzheimer's
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
After winning 2019 NFL MVP award, Lamar Jackson planning on sitting out 2020 season
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Large movie theater chains filing suit against NJ for wanting to be treated similarly to churches and indoor malls. It's all make believe and entertainment, so why not?
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
So how risky is it dining out during this pandemic?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
An article about my parents
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Berlin public transit bans deodorant to encourage proper mask usage. Paris public transit says, "Way ahead of you, mon frére"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The only way to explain Trump's "sense of humor" is to assume that he's doing a long-form performance art piece like Andy Kaufman. Mind blow
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Moral outrage and bikinis
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Bio℞iv)
 
 
 
Dying of COVID-19? Don't just thank the Neanderthal in the White House, thank the Neandertals whose DNA you inherited. Here comes the science from the lab of Svante Pääbo, the guy who first sequenced the Neandertal genome
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Kids might die in cars more often this summer because parents don't want their kids to be infected when they go run errands
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Australia, even farts are deadly
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The BBC asks "Coronavirus: Protest, rally or eating out - Where is riskier?" Eating out rallying protesters doesn't seem to be an option
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(Ezekiel Emanuel dot com)
 
 
 
A team of experts - real experts, not politicians, celebrities, or your relatives who get all their info from Facebook - put together a COVID-19 risk index to show how risky common activities are. If we all stay in our moms' basements, we'll be fine
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Listen you plaguerats. Get to stepping . Either go to Alaska like you said, or go the fark home
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Thu July 02, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Never going to find their pants now
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(AP News)
 
 
 
While you're swimming, perhaps. Otherwise, NO
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(AP News)
 
 
 
While you're swimming, perhaps. Otherwise, NO
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
State surrounded by covidiots on both sides announces mandatory quarantine for anyone arriving from out-of-state
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Cam Newton, enjoy your life in the Boston sports media hot zone for the next six months. "The only thing surprising has been the speed with which the first horrible sports radio segment got to air" - hey, they're just Doing Their Job
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It took a journalist four months and a pandemic to realize he was wasting over $1,000 a month on booze by going out to bars
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor Florida Man says Florida will not re-close. "I think when you see the younger folks, I think a lot of it is more just social interactions, so that's natural." Spontaneous combustion is also natural
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NFL may make fans sign a Covid-19 waiver if they attend games
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Has anyone blamed Covid on God being angry about Gay Stuff, because about that
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds raw milk can spread dangerous antibiotic-resistant genes. Louis Pasteur rises from his grave and facepalms
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
How to properly assess your Covid-19 risk in public. Tl;dr: pretty much everything ends with "Consider avoiding nonessential activities" or "No"
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Mon June 29, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The American Academy of Plague Rats Calls for Reopening Schools
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Republicans bemoan Minimum Wage Wally getting a living wage for the first time in his life while on unemployment. The Fed now owns Walmart's debt. Privatize the profits, and socialize the losses, eh 'Murica?
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Old Hell: Risk of death by COVID-19. New Hell: COVID-19 for life
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trying to explain to the wife how you got COVID19 got a bit more awkward for those living in Vancouver
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Sat June 27, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a GOP convention problem
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Italy bans the use of overhead storage in airplanes as a virus risk. Your briefcase must now be taken literally
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Stonks drop as the market realizes all the peasants are farking broke, not printing more money
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Spacewalking astronaut loses mirror, is hit with untold years of bad luck
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints safety Malcolm Jenkins must not want to play football this year
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Litigation finance investing." The growth industry we deserve, not the growth industry we need
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Elon Musk promised Tesla employees they could stay home rather than risk getting covid-19, some believed him. (Tag is not for employees, pink slip is)
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
3D printed shoe inserts for the 'feetus may have new hope for those with the 'beetus
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Fire expert: Mt. Rushmore fireworks show for July 4th "ill-advised" due to dry conditions and very high fire risk. Trump: please proceed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One more thing Covid-19 can do that most diseases cannot (maybe), and that's pass through the placenta from mother to newborn babies
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"I received the (PPP) loan, I'm going out of business, now what happens to my loan liability?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang wants you to be able to sell your own data. Hear that, Google? $25 and a case of Guinness, we'll call it even
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Twenty years after the first film debuted to success, Netflix decides the time is now for audiences to gobble up a Chicken Run sequel
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK announces cultural Coronavirus spreading will commence July 4
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Mon June 22, 2020
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
White House will still host Fourth of July event this year, despite pandemic. In other news, people apparently checking Tik Tok for info on tickets
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Sat June 20, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Quebec is burning, and water bombers called in to douse fire covering 40 hectares, roughly the size of 40 international rugby fields or 4000 vats of poutine
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google continues to show they just have no clue how to filter anything for malware. But hey, at least Chrome's got a new text finding feature to distract you from that
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Still working from home? Bored with no one watching you? Try risking your life savings
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you live in a state that Clinton won, you're on the road to recovery. Trumplandia? Boy are you guys f*cked
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Nine doggo breeds that can take the summer heat even less than you, and what to do about heatstroke
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
When the board game version of 'Game of Thrones' hits PCs, you win or you crash
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Gov. Gavin Newsom orders all Californians to wear face coverings while in public or high-risk settings, including when shopping, taking public transit or seeking medical care
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci: "Football may not happen this year." NFL: "Challenge accepted"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
45 min interview with Michael Osterholm, the Covid expert from Minnesota, is not completely depressing. Except maybe the part that he gets death threats and called a member of the deep state
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In other words, no
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Media: Dr. Fauci, will you be attending Trump's Tulsa rally? Dr. Fauci: Er, uh, I mean, well coronavirus, and, uh, um... *smokebomb*
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Not content with banging bears, Vancouverite attempts to bang the whole city
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
How the SCOTUS' LGBTQ ruling will boost the US economy
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Tue June 16, 2020
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
Not news: Recall due to unlabeled allergens. Fark: 7 of the 8 allergens that require labeling
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
White Americans are increasingly likely to say businesses should open up, even if it puts people's lives at risk. Black & Latino Americans: "We've been trapped in here with you nutjobs for 400 years, why should we expect anything different now"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hong Kong leader/China pupper Carrie Lam urges people not to 'demonize' the new Chinese security law, rather to just relax and let the possession happen
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State University makes its student-athletes sign a Buckeye Pledge acknowledging the risks of COVID-19 infection in order to participate in team activities. But don't you dare call it a liability waiver
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
ReopenNC founder goes all 'the stupid, it burns' with new mask challenge
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
20% worldwide at risk of developing 'severe' cases of the 'rona claim totally not legit click-baity scienticians in "The Lancet." You won't believe what happens next
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
20% worldwide at risk of developing 'severe' cases of the 'rona claim totally not legit click-baity scienticians in "The Lancet." You won't believe what happens next
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Mon June 15, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Serial flight risk and company coffers raider Carlos Ghosn has been saying all along they were out to get him, and now he may have the emails to prove it
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
WHO is AT risk OF heart RHYthm DisORderrrrrrrrrrrs?
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The image doesn't match the headline. No way is zucchini gracious
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The CDC has posted guidelines for minimizing everyday risk. These will be very helpful in slowing or stopping the spread of COVID-19 back in February
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Simon Fraser University in Canada urged to change its athletic team name from The Clan. You might say "Well actually it's Scottish" and be correct, but in this climate it won't help, and when you play in America it certainly won't help
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Thu June 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
MotoGP to resume dragging knees with 2 races in Spain in July
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airline Lufthansa puts 22,000 on the unemployment train
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Tell your mom to get ready to be busy
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Tue June 09, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two men pose as police officers, steal $150K in daytime jewelry heist. Bystanders no doubt became suspicious, however, when no unarmed black men were shot
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Latest casualties of coronavirus: hookers and weed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dave Portnoy: Warren Buffett is an idiot. Daytrading is the easiest game I ever played. Warren Buffett: What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my money counters
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
To cut Coronavirus risk, movie studios will replace sex scenes with CGI ASCII images. ( . )( . ) awww yeahhh
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Along with his presidency, Trump's dream of opening up relations with North Korea has also collapsed
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Chris Dillow)
 
 
 
English economist expands on the work of Chris Rock on the problems that arise when one fails to take tail risk into account properly
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Epidemiologists are more willing to fly on a plane than attend a wedding during the pandemic but really it just sounds like they want to use COVID-19 as an excuse to get out of going to weddings
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Scientists now say drinking lots of beer may improve concentration and reduce risk of dementia, but you smart Farkers already knew this
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins epidemiologist: "We should always evaluate the risks and benefits of efforts to control the virus, in this moment the public health risks of not protesting to demand an end to systemic racism greatly exceed the harms of the virus"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
How to take part in the protests while only risking your wrist (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ranking of feel-good pandemic songs from the worst to the...less worst
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Colorado sees a 40% drop in suicides during COVID-19 lockdown, touts success of Stoned@Home
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
New Zealand hits a 95% chance of eliminating the virus, but with a 100% chance of it coming back. Math - not even once
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump was monitored for heart risk while taking hydroxychloroquine, White House says, in a situation akin to checking the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz for cognitive decline
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Introducing MAGA brand sugar pills: they work just as well as hydroxychloroquine but with fewer side effects
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire man determined to make his daughter the most hated person in high school
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So when is the worst time to go to the gym? Perhaps it's true the early bird gets the worm here
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So when is the worst time to go to the gym? Perhaps it's true the early bird gets the worm here
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
So, if you attended any protests or gatherings the past few days you should self-quarantine for 14 days now. And anyone you met with, live with, talked to, or interacted with should too
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Harvard University study says couples should wear face masks during sex to cut risk of spreading the coronavirus, big brown bags if partners are fugly
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump backs off push to federalize forces against riots, probably because some adults in the military pointed out his 'brilliant' plan has a lot of legal issues
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Tue June 02, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
On a scale of 1-10, what are the safest (1) and the riskiest (10) activities to contract COVID-19 as we begin to reopen things?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
On a scale of 1-10, what are the safest (1) and the riskiest (10) activities to contract COVID-19 as we begin to reopen things?
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Genetically modified super soldiers? I read the book and saw the movie and neither ended well. But hey, at least we might get a KHAAAAN (or is it KHANNN?) moment out of it
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pandemic, what pandemic? What better time to cut workers' compensation benefits
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you bet on pigeon racing to be the first sport to return to the UK, collect your winnings, punter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Several cadets brought back for Trump's Abschlussadresse at West Point test positive for Covid-19
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Shooting at Grand Forks AFB in North Dakota leaves 2 active duty members dead. Story developing
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Why "The Incredibles" still is
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Sun May 31, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's a cliff hanger. As in, it's hanging over a cliff
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain changes COVID-19 Alert Level to "Don't tear the pants out of it"
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Target CEO: We stand with the protesters
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Premier League hopes to play 2020 season in the Maritime bubble of Prince Edward Island. It's either there or the 'Peg, so there's really no choice
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Premier League hopes to play 2020 season in the Maritime bubble of Prince Edward Island. It's either there or the 'Peg, so there's really no choice
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"If platforms were not immune under the law, then they would not risk the legal liability that could come with hosting Trump's lies, defamation and threats." ∴Twitter hides all of his tweets, banhammer immediately after Biden takes the oath of office
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Williams F1 team for sale, citing £13mil in bills
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
At this point, the GOP wants to subpoena virtually everyone in the Obama administration
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Licensed doctor of tea and sweets reveals the best dunking biscuits in all of England. In an amateur's hands, the Ginger Nut has "a high risk of a cup sludge outcome"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
City employees getting hazard pay while working from home. To be fair, subby faces a high risk of injury from day-drinking and falling out of his chair during Zoom meetings
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has all but conquered the south
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Brisket Day, so share your recipes in what could be a long and slow thread
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump plans on bribing people to return to work and risk their lives
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Pregnancy reprograms breast cells, reducing cancer risk
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
With expected salary cap drop, NFL teams expected to be 'cautious' with long-term deals. Ezekiel Elliott, signed through 2027, might have to buy Dak his Starbucks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swiss brothels to forego the kink, will now limit customers to 2 positions to minimize coronavirus risk, 'doggy style' and 'reverse cowgirl', are now the only two options
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Small town Texas bar bans anyone wearing a mask from entering the establishment. The bar owner cited that coronavirus makes a good drinking buddy for their friends alcoholism and liver cancer
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Mon May 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not another Spider-Man origin story
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How experts rate the risks of 14 summer activities that Americans will surely not adhere to in these coronavirus times. We are so boned
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bloomberg: "It's a modern quandary for the ultra-wealthy: a yacht awaits at harbor, but how to safely reach it without risking exposure to the germ-ridden masses?"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
An analyst for Dollar General spoke up to his superiors about his concern regarding the company's lackluster response to Coronavirus and risks to store employees. He was fired for his concern
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California heat wave to increase risk of death from... hypothermia?
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