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Sat May 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WHO is working on more monkeypox guidance as cases rise. EXCELLENT QUESTION
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Fri May 20, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
Hero
 
Not all Russians are orcs, and some are trying at great personal risk to break Putin's spell
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Analysis by Cancer Research says most of UK will be obese or overweight by 2040. Americans seen chuckling their belly fat away in 2020 having already reached that goal
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Massachusetts man marred by monkeypox
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Welcome to capitalism. Here's your cancer
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Condensed or evaporated? Why not both? Apparently we're doing Milk Week
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Tue May 17, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
The strongest economy ever continues to be a drag on Joe Biden's polling numbers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
But you fark just money, and it's all over the news (sic)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Corollary: Over 60% thought it was a great idea
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA approves 5G booster for children ages 5 to 11
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Millennials are ruining cancer
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Meatheads, small peeners confirmed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR's handy online tool to help you determine if your house is at risk of wildfire. Although you have to scroll all the way down to the bottom to use the tool, so subby will just save you the effort with a quick preview of its likely answer: Yes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One meelion cases. Bright side? Best Korea's food shortages will be soon be lessening
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're planting wrong. Sow there
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news: Researchers think they've discovered what causes SIDS. Bad news: No one wants to volunteer their kids for double blind study
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Right about now, all those people who thought Bitcoin was the future are starting to question their faith in Sparkle Motion
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Tue May 10, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Some spiders can hide for 30 mins underwater. Enjoy your summer at the swimmin' hole
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Some spiders can hide for 30 mins underwater. Enjoy your summer at the swimmin' hole
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fake toonies circulating in Canada. Fnorgby still at large
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Putin's going to die, which puts everybody at risk of going with him
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
One in three people who drowned in Canada had a chronic health condition, at least know not to go back in the water now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While not dividing by zero, multiplying by 1/2 is still much pain, very crypto
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Renewable energy will be the death of us all, says fossil-fuel propaganda outlet
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drinking certain types of tea may cut your risk of dementia, heart disease and cancer. Sweet
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(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
Toilet exploded. Somehow, Taco Bell food was not involved
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Thu May 05, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Again, 123456
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Klan mam projecting again. Not kidding, they need to look for past drugged victims around her famous bowling alley
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
UN says humanity locked in "spiral of self-destruction". We circle in the toilet bowl and we're also the ones who keep insisting on flushing
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
UN says humanity locked in "spiral of self-destruction". We circle in the toilet bowl and we're also the ones who keep insisting on flushing
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Mmmm dark chocolate with a creamy salmonella center
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good: "nearly risk-free" I-bonds paying a record 9.62%. Fark: inflation's now 8.5%
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Side effects include: sensitivity to sunlight, food allergies to garlic, aversion to crucifixes, and an inability to enter a home uninvited. Some patients have reported bat transmogrification and lack of reflection in mirrors
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia's foreign minister just realized the West can see their domestic propaganda and maybe they should take it down a notch
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Fri April 29, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
How to guarantee your food gets spit in
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CDC: "Um, you guys? Do you still have some of your Covid-19 facemasks lying around? Because you're actually gonna need 'em again"
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Wait, they have chickens in jails now
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Thu April 28, 2022
(DW)
 
 
 
New Delhi's stellar air quality at risk of being ruined due to a 170ft tall mountain of trash which caught fire
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Wed April 27, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New NASA map shows the actual number of wildfires burning across the United States right now and HOLY SMOKES THE EAST COAST IS GONE, MAN. IT'S GONE. Also, sucks to be you, eastern Kansas. I mean, more than normal, even
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(Some Hopeful Chilean Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like Chile might be going to the World Cup after all
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Small children rollerblading on a building roof with no railing in China. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
#2. Bourbon, because it has overlapping symptoms with Alzheimer's; #3. Bourbon; and #D. Bourbon
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The No shiat Sherlock Institute of Technology finds that unvaccinated increase your risk of getting infected
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Aspirin no longer recommended to prevent first heart attack, stroke, or pregnancy
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
People with blood types A, B, AB are more likely than those with type O blood to have heart attacks, heart failure. Here comes the science
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Dog catches car
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Rescuers in China help your mom helped back out to sea
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Fri April 22, 2022
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Government: Hey, restaurant owner, you didn't pay $900,000 in wages. Restaurant owner: Oops, I forgot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Government: Ok, just pay it back and we're square
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Logging companies: "Managed forests do good things." Australian researchers: "Logging elevated the risk of high-severity fires." Who wood you believe?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney to give employees two paid days off to "recharge" before returning to the office and risking Covid, unhinged right-wingers
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Restaurant fuses barbecue brisket, mac & cheese with egg rolls, creating take-my-money-now comfort food
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"All the damn avocados I bought, I could have gotten a house"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Article asks, "If you're the only one with a mask on, are you still protected?" Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, but it's a bit more complicated
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The stakes are real in Bartertown 2.0
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Finland's parliament kicks off official NATO membership debate session to determine if their nation really wants to risk having to share any future Russian kills with other countries
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Discovery of bacteria linked to prostate cancer hailed as potential breakthrough. Despite their hard work, researchers are not white-knuckling this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin decides the rest of the world isn't worthy of trading stock in glorious Russian companies
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Babyganics brand baby bubble bath boasts bacterial bounty; buyers beware
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Tue April 19, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Stop feeding the birds until they agree to start masking up in public
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs: We're the recession experts
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Mon April 18, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yes. Yes it could
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The heat's becoming too much for the world's cacti
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Basic smoked brisket recipe to the left, fuming home chefs to the right
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Early Mother of the Year front runner punches female umpire for judging 12-year-old's ball game. "It's ridiculous. The verbal abuse. And even now, the physical abuse now, at this point, and enough is enough"
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Science confirms what everybody already knows about cryptobros
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Wed April 13, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Dorm features shared bathrooms, Wi-Fi, crypto mining rig, common rooms, kitche... wait, what?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
In Charles County Maryland, it takes 3 months to determine the cause of death was snake envenomation when you are found dead on the floor in a house full of venomous snakes
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Tue April 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fark users at higher risks of cognitive decline
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Uh oh, time to re-activate the Freedom Convoy 1st Division, stat
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Uh oh, time to re-activate the Freedom Convoy 1st Division, stat
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
We have always warned about Ivermectin, been at war with Eastasia
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Things are getting so bad in Shanghai people are actually risking publicly protesting
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hey guys, sorry about ruining baseball and putting the season at risk. Have some headphones, we're cool now, right?
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
**deep breath**
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
**deep breath**
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Fri April 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bunny wabbit pandemic doing what Elmer Fudd never quite could
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the list of unusual deaths, "being struck down by a Hobby Horse" deserves to be at the head of the list
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Finally, a news outlet whose editors are willing to publish a savage editorial that risks their bread and butter
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
6th way: Don't fall asleep...ever
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Maritime Executive)
 
 
 
You thought some other puns about the war in Ukraine were bad? Sea mine
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Mon April 04, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kinder Surprise eggs recalled due to to salmonella risk. Not that you can get them in the US, as the FDA banned them due to the whole 'non-food inside food' thing, coupled with the average Americans's ability to inhale food from 50 yards
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
CDC still recommends wearing a mask in certain places. Over your nose and mouth still tops the list
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Mandalorian-branded hand sanitizer recalled after discovery of infestation by midichlorians or something
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Sun April 03, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's score from the Old Firm match: Rangers 1, Celtics 2, Buckfast 7, Smirnoff 2, Jagermeister 3
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Article: What to do with alllll that leftover brisket. Subby: What is this "leftover brisket" you speak of?
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
"Are they setting up a small store? Why are they carrying a variety box of chips and two liters of soda into the school?"
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The high price of gas has given an opening to a whole new class of entrepreneurs. Fark: the naughty ones
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Exploding trees in Wales deemed a safety risk. Still better than exploding whales in trees. Probably
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Cruise ships not risky for Covid, apparently
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
This "How Much Brisket Do I Need Per Person?" article is so empty it even tries to pad content by quoting "Mean Girls." But it's a nice starting point for discussing brisket recipes
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're all gonna get some weather this week
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ukrainians risk a very unpleasant conversation with the game warden about exceeding their bag limit, as another top Russian commander is killed in the fighting as the Russians try to cover their retreat from Kyiv
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(Wunderman Thompson)
 
 
 
Now we have "emotional diets" that include chocolate bars spiked with "I-theanine" and "content series" that include "relax hacks" like "yoga." Subby sprained his airquote fingers explaining "functional beverage company" so read at your own risk
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Forex News)
 
 
 
China to Russia: New phone, who dis?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Speeding is more common among people regularly exposed to content encouraging speeding. Subby submitted this cut-n-paste job as his 18th headline of the morning on his 4th cup of coffee
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prepare your fainting couch but BS is spiking
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
No shiat, Sherlock
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Sat March 26, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dorset Police hunt prisoner on the run in underwear and socks. Why they aren't wearing police uniforms still to be confirmed
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Russians are no longer able to listen to Joe Rogan
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Fri March 25, 2022
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
Licorice flavor olives recalled for ... hold up, licorice flavor olives? What the fark
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Swearing can increase self-confidence, strength, and risky behavior. So go... be... mad..., 'Cause two out of three ain't bad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently the US still has a few people from the State Department in Russia because somebody finally got to check up on Brittney Griner
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Wed March 23, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Have you sold, bought, or processed crypto? The IRS would like a word with you. And that word is: whatthefarkman
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Putin has now committed 75 percent of Russia's entire army to the not-war in Ukraine. However, if this were a game of Risk, subby would have invaded Russia from the other side and conquered everything by now
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You gotta admit, a guy named D-sol who moonlights as a successful electronic dance DJ in New York and Miami and will be performing onstage at Lollapalooza sounds like a pretty cool dude. But what if you learn he's the CEO of Goldman Sachs?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What company just announced it can't file its quarterly financials on time, its auditor just quit, there's no visible progress on its restructuring plan, and trading is halted? Hint: it owes $300 billion and its name sounds like a stuck cargo ship
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Mon March 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You want to continue your craven profiteering? Fine, wave goodbye to your free money ride
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Basic Instinct 30 years later: back when Hollywood really took risky shots. You know the one we're all thinking about
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Western officials warn amateur hackers against joining Ukraine's "IT army", *wink wink*, unless they're behind 7 proxies
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(Yale University)
 
 
 
What do Halliburton, Cloudflare, Koch Industries and, uh, Subway have in common?
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Forex News)
 
 
 
Russia warns that Bosnia and Herzegovina could face a massive influx of money, supplies, and support if they join NATO
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
No word on who is playing Terry or which character will risk dissing him
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(Yale University)
 
 
 
A handy list of companies who have stopped doing business in Russia and those who have not. WTF Cinnabon and Subway? And of course, Halliburton is still doing business there
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Wed March 16, 2022
(France 24)
 
 
 
Thanks for listening to my toad talk
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Just days after oil prices hit a 14-year high, sending gas prices soaring to about $4.50/gal average nationwide, oil futures are officially in a bear market, having dropped 23%, which sent gas prices plunging to... $4.50/gal average nationwide
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"There are no conditions or risks of food shortages or reductions in product availability" Russian Dep PM Abramchenko said in a statement just hours earlier
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Axios-Ipsos poll: Pandemic's over folks, the 'We don't care' sign out front should have told ya
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Mon March 14, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Postmaster General DeJoy was completely terrible, consider that on his watch, disgruntled postal workers are being disarmed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC blows open the story about US biolabs in Ukraine. Turns out the US has been working with Ukraine since 1990s on clearing up Soviet bioweapons, and on researching dangerous diseases. The horror, the horror
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Sun March 13, 2022
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
If cheeseburgers and steaks and milkshakes are the three worst foods shortening your life, just imagine how awesome three BEST foods are
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Sat March 12, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Medieval Chinese may have hunted hitherto unknown Bronze Age crocodilian species to extinction. Come for the paleontology, stay for Chinese poet's "Proclamation for the Crocodiles" ordering all crocs to leave China or risk being killed
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
UK declares that you should never go Bitcoin ATM, although sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable
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Thu March 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goldman-Sachs divests from YOU
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Mon March 07, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wheat prices blow past their all-time high with no signs of slowing down. Rice cakes still unwanted by anyone
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thi$ explain$ why it'$ taking $o log for more nation$ to act again$t Putin'$ in$ane, murderou$ inva$ion of Ukraine
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Calvin Ridley suspended for 2022 NFL season for gambling on NFL games. 28:3 odds against him getting suspension overturned
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Invisible, Inc." "General Precision." "High Risk Ventures." Subby needs a clever, but generic, name for a new business. List of bad suggestions to the left. List of great ones to the right
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Drinking wine with meals associated with lower risk of type 2 diabetes. Drinking wine without meals associated with higher risk of Fark
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
BBC News decides that it's safer to just report from active war zones than to risk entering Russia at this point
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Thu March 03, 2022
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Bungling Irish thieves probably well on their way to getting cancer after stealing radioactive device from van
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Wed March 02, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida woman who murdered a $30 million lottery winner says making big lottery payouts public puts their lives at risk, and she should know
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A Moronic Choice
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Tue March 01, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You may be unknowingly eating bugs. Or is that a feature?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Felicity Ace, the Porsche & Lambo carrying cargo ship that caught fire last month, has sunk
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Australia, not content with only animals that can kill you, adds "Rain" to the list of fatal entities you want to avoid
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Sat February 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
61 (No asterisk)
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
If you go to the hospital saying you have a migraine and might have been struck by lightning, then punch the doctor who tries to examine your head, you actually do need your head examined
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shiat just got real: The FCC has launched a probe into media and telecom companies with Russian ownership ties. In other news, Tucker Carlson now supports Ukraine
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Thu February 24, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian politicians can't even do dictatorships right
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Livemint)
 
 
 
Apparently we've come full circle concerning piss beer, crispybois, aka craft beer versions of Budweiser are trending right now
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(DVIDS)
 
 
 
Today's Generation Z recruits are at greater risk of injury at basic training because they have weak skeletons. Unlike Greatest Generation who suffered malnutrition during Great Depression
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
The former chief of Texas's power grid testified today that Greg Abbott *instructed* officials to charge the maximum amount for power during the winter storm. Texans still owe $3.4 billion
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Bend over for some news on safe butt sex, hot and throbbing off the presses
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Going on a cruise soon? This is the most dangerous place to be on one of them
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Key blockade organizer blocked from organizing future blockades
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
BBC declare soap war on ITV, will schedule EastEnders head-to-head against Emmerdale multiple nights a week. The penguin on your television set is about to explode because it never figured out how to program a DVR (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Science.org)
 
 
 
Big tobacco and fast food vendors rejoice at news covid survivors have a 72% higher risk of heart failure after 12 months, and covid is poised to become the greatest risk factor for cardiovascular disease
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Sun February 20, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Study finds breast feeding reduces cardiovascular disease risk. Friends, spouses not included
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
At-home ketamine treatment is rollin'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"There is no principled way the U.S. Supreme Court can't uphold this law," CA Governor Newsom said, apparently unaware of the Supreme Court's utter lack of principles
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Sat February 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
And what else would you expect from Family Dollar?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Breaking: Man drinks cup of tea on a windy day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sportsmanship at the Olympics isn't dead, it's just been doped and politicized into a stupor only to resurface every once in a while. This is one of those times
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Fri February 18, 2022
(Redfin)
 
 
 
$2.8 million might sound a little steep, but this place comes with a double-wide fridge, a wall of purses, and a wall of booze
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Thu February 17, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
KitKat and Durex warn of price rises. GIMME A BREAK
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Top artificial intelligence scientist believes current neural networks may already be "slightly conscious." Sarah Connor unavailable for comment
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Wed February 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news if you're about to take a cruise -- the CDC has relaxed its guidance from a loudly yelled "What? You're taking a cruise? You're gonna catch COVID you bloody idiot" to only a stern headshake, loud tsk-tsk, and softly muttered "moron"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Lenders could move to seize whatever collateral Trump put on the table after his accounting firm disavowed his financial statements
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Tue February 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The US should be able to take care of its Florida problem by the 2050s
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Secluded island in the Indian Ocean now one of last Covid-free places on Earth. Difficulty: If you visit it you risk being killed on sight if the inhabitants see you (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
But enough about general carnage, massive civilian casualties, and a destabilized Europe. How might an invasion of Ukraine affect *you*? I mean, I've got plans to shop Amazon later this afternoon and then hit Starbucks. I can still do that, right?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two dogs take on an unsuspecting Capybara, with gruesome results. Watch at your own risk. You have been warned
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Mon February 14, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Washington State Senate passes bill banning sale of high-capacity magazines, putting your National Geographic collection at risk
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Sun February 13, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ric Romero on Mount Etna volcanic storm eruption: "There are always risks involved with getting close to an active volcano"
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Sat February 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You'll take my hot nuts or you'll GTFO my plane
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Fri February 11, 2022
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Rare "BMW Crashes Into House" trifecta now in play
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sea cucumbers are in a pickle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Phoenix police chief: 5 officers shot, wounded at home. Well that's a change, normally it's the cops shooting other people at their homes
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Thu February 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
James Harden wants off the Covid-infested loser train known as the Brooklyn Nets
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
London, Mexico, Germany. Three places (a) on a Risk game map, (b) featured on editions of Ticket to Ride, and (c) places where the NFL will hold regular-season games in 2022
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(Canadian Underwriter)
 
 
 
Mercy sakes, forget tickets, forget being towed, joining the Freedumb Convoy could void your truck insurance
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Wed February 09, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
PUBG to use NFTs in 'UGC metaverse.' OMG, NFTs are BS, WTF
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe, catch a tiger by the toe was not supposed to be literal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PrEP can drastically reduce your risk of getting HIV, but you might get labeled a high risk homosexual and dream that Mariah Carey is trying to eat you with an ice cream scooper. Is that last one a feature or a bug?
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Tue February 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tantrums Truckers now blockading Detroit, risking fines and possibly mandatory relocation to Detroit
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(Euractiv)
 
 
 
Facebook: If the US and EU don't agree on data transfer rules we'll leave Europe. EU: Meh
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
VPN shares about to skyrocket
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The late Sen John McCain when picking Sarah Palin as his running mate in 2008: "F**k it" The rest of America when he picked Sarah Palin, replace the word "it" with the word "you"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You call it a snowstorm, I call it government freezing my freedom
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: Bike Taxi CEO bans helmets "for safety." IQ test not required for employment
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: Bike Taxi CEO bans helmets "for safety." IQ test not required for employment
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Sun February 06, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
Hero
 
Annette Goodyear's the name, saving kids is the game
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Fri February 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pentagon to U.S. Taxpayers: "Money pleaseeeeee"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Friday is National Wear Red Day. Because losing even one relative or friend to heart disease is too many
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Fun: Hunt the Wumpus. Not so fun: Hunt the Coyote
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Risk your life to expose how open fascism is taking root on the right, then get stonewalled by "real journalists" who are very, very concerned and tut-tutting about "undercover ethics"
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(DW)
 
 
 
Netherlands thoughtlessly puts historic bridge between the King of Earth's megayacht and the sea
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Wed February 02, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Lessons to teens about oral sex not reaching deep enough
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Duh
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Bee careful when flying out of UK airports
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The latest in COVID dining etiquette? South Korea's new nose-only mask that lets you still spread the love with your mouth
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Tue February 01, 2022
(Carscoops)
 
 
 
He always said if he decided to drive recklessly, it would be of his own Accord (w/ video)
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Sun January 30, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida police deploy new weapon against uncompliant pedestrians, imperial walkers
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
To be fair, Mr. Bean has more medical knowledge than the average Tory (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 28, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Well, its virtual Groundhog Day...again
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Android is still a far bigger security risk than its fanboys think iOS is
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jeff Fisher is back as head coach of the Panthers
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Bills fans charged with using fake COVID-19 vaccine cards, being Bills fans
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
RISK enthusiast has brilliant plan to invade Russia
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The risks of going for net zero emissions: what if we build a better world for no reason?
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Tue January 25, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Finally a cause of death that plenty of Farkers will not have to worry about
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
How's that Dry January working out for y'all
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UB40 might have been on to something regarding Red Red Wine and Covid prevention
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Go home America, get drunk
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Sat January 22, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Small town comes up with radical idea to save its local pub by having those who use it buy shares in it. Subby saved his local pub with the radical idea of drinking his pay cheque at the bar every single week
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