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Mon September 21, 2020
		8.7 million people never received their $1,200 stimulus check due to incomplete records. But please feel confident that the government will roll out a covid vaccine in an effective manner source: ktla.com \| share:	47
		The ghost of Baghdad Bob now has more credibility than the CDC source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	26
		Many high-risk patients don't know they need a follow-up-and-up-and-up colonoscopy source: upi.com \| share:	16
		Positive braking news rolls out, and somehow even 2020 can't stop it source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	16

Sun September 20, 2020
		How hard is it to stay inside? source: theguardian.com \| share:	47

Sat September 19, 2020
		From the Romero Institute for COVID Studies comes not one, but two groundbreaking reports that coronavirus can spread on airline flights. Two reports, ah ah ah source: cnn.com \| share:	66
		Only 1/2 of all school employees are at risk of contracting COVID every day. So get your lazy asses back in the classrooms you lazy slackers. PS: help wanted source: foxnews.com \| share:	72
		Only 1/2 of all school employees are at risk of contracting COVID every day. So get your lazy asses back in the classrooms you lazy slackers. PS: help wanted source: foxnews.com \| share:	72

Fri September 18, 2020
		Driving drunk with 28 kids on the school bus gets you 28 DUI charges source: billingsgazette.com \| share:	53
		Turns out the TARP was a TRAP all along source: phys.org \| share:	35
		Crazy? No surprise. It runs in your blood source: studyfinds.org \| share:	14

Thu September 17, 2020
		Looks like the USPS employees in PA will be getting a 4 day election day holiday source: mcall.com \| share:	36
		And the newest contender for Masshole of the year is ... a three way tie? source: nbcnews.com \| share:	72
		As if we didn't already have plenty of compelling reasons to switch to robot umpires in baseball source: espn.com \| share:	10

Wed September 16, 2020
		Don't hang your mask on the rearview mirror source: komu.com \| share:	79
		The first rule of BDSM is that you talk about BDSM. A lot. So say it, worm (possibly nsfw, but you know you like it like that) source: lifehacker.com \| share:	20
		PTSD may double your risk of something or another source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	5
		Study suggests Farkers may be at higher risk of developing heart conditions source: cnn.com \| share:	11

Tue September 15, 2020
		Sure a coronavirus vaccine may be invented soon, but don't plan on getting one before [checks notes] 2024 source: sfgate.com \| share:	67

Mon September 14, 2020
		Trump not concerned with Covid at his rallies, because he's safely distanced from the crowd ObviousSickCreepyIronic source: mediaite.com \| share:	57
		Iran says the quiet part out loud about OPEC source: reuters.com \| share:	6
		The dipshiattery returns to Westchester source: lohud.com \| share:	15
		Very few people in the US have risk their health to see Tenet, but worldwide it's a different matter source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	61
		CDC warns that children are the silent killer source: axios.com \| share:	106

Sat September 12, 2020
		Fauci: US won't get coronavirus under control until late into 2021, if there's an effective vaccine. Left unsaid: under President Biden source: nbcnews.com \| share:	65
		Not even Wonder Woman can best covid-19 source: variety.com \| share:	27

Fri September 11, 2020
		Do you remember the 9/11 Budweiser commercial? It only aired once source: wpri.com \| share:	18
		If you've ever passed out after drinking you have doubled the risks of developing dementia later in life source: sciencetimes.com \| share:	49
		Amazon wins the rights to Nicolas Cage's Joe Exotic drama, though that's more of a loss source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	20

Thu September 10, 2020
		Next time when dining out order the COVID-19 as an appetizer, the CDC now saying it leads to an increased risk of getting it source: nbcnews.com \| share:	12
		"My mother-in-law keeps breaking every Covid-19 precaution and rule, even those we've put in place, and it's pissing me off to the point I don't want her coming over because she's putting my kids at risk. What should I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	40

Wed September 09, 2020
		Anyone here ever stay up late on weekends as a kid watching "Sorority Babes in the Covid-Bowl-O-Rama" on cable? I loved that movie, and you just read this headline in a Gilbert Gottfried voice source: journalstar.com \| share:	29
		Want to take risks? Lower receptivity to hurt feelings? Reduce empathy? Blunt cognitive function? Good news You've probably already got something that does this at home.... oh, it gets rid of headaches too source: sciencealert.com \| share:	50
		Want to take risks? Lower receptivity to hurt feelings? Reduce empathy? Blunt cognitive function? Good news You've probably already got something that does this at home.... oh, it gets rid of headaches too source: sciencealert.com \| share:	50
		Japan's improvement over a rope and 2 nails source: soranews24.com \| share:	16

Tue September 08, 2020
		Tylenol makes clicking the comment section easier source: studyfinds.org \| share:	12
		Tylenol makes clicking the comment section easier source: studyfinds.org \| share:	12
		Heartwarming: homeless man with cherished pet. Bonechilling: it's a 4.5 foot python that has escaped into the suburbs. Fark: for the second time in six weeks source: vicnews.com \| share:	41

Mon September 07, 2020
		About that recent sex trafficking bust cause célèbre, 39 kids being rescued from a trailer in Georgia is not the biggest news story in America because 39 kids were NOT rescued from a trailer in Georgia source: huffpost.com \| share:	106
		Prepare for employee malaise source: axios.com \| share:	35

Sun September 06, 2020
(Some Guy)		California's wildfires are creating giant lightning-filled volcanic eruption clouds in California source: strangesounds.org \| share:	44
		Fauci: North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa, Arkansas, Missouri, Indiana, and Illinois, ya'll better get into your giant plastic hamster balls asap source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	119

Sat September 05, 2020
		Hard to believe, but Trump's claim that the U.S. is "rounding the corner" on coronavirus is complete bullshiat. With helpful picture of the amount of effort Trump has put into combating it source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	48

Fri September 04, 2020
		Study finds seniors and teens are more likely to drive vehicles that lack important safety features - such as having a competent person behind the wheel source: upi.com \| share:	37
		Time to start eating mushroom omelettes with smoked salmon while sunbathing on the deck source: upi.com \| share:	49

Thu September 03, 2020
		Mask it before you tap it ™ source: insider.com \| share:	58
		As glaciers melt more and more, not all that water ends up in the ocean source: arstechnica.com \| share:	7
		Okay, I'll try the mask but I'm NOT wearing the pads and skates source: reuters.com \| share:	33
		After losing their home in the wildfire, Vacaville couple learn that their insurance company had dropped them just one month prior. How convienient source: sacramento.cbslocal.com \| share:	123

Wed September 02, 2020
		Canada's endangered species at risk of "staggering loss" according to WWF. But as soon as the ref isn't looking, they'll retaliate with a folding chair source: bbc.com \| share:	20
		London's Winter Wonderland cancelled in summer's viral hellscape source: bbc.com \| share:	2
		A love letter from your student regent to all 30,000 university students: NO MORE SUICIDING. And cease ANY negative talk around our beloved university system. And tantra is not about sex source: adn.com \| share:	48
		Now Trump is trying to lock the US out of a world wide vaccine effort in another move designed to kill more Americans for no good farking reason source: arstechnica.com \| share:	154

Tue September 01, 2020
		Scientists find you might still get Covid-19 even if you wear a facemask, but that facemask improves your chance of survival if you get it. Thoughts and prayers unavailable for comment source: bgr.com \| share:	25

Mon August 31, 2020
		Coronavirus shutdowns increasing risk of Legionnaires' disease OH COME ON (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ source: nytimes.com \| share:	22
		BMI outweighs DNA whet it comes to the 'beetus source: eurekalert.org \| share:	20
		We are SO boned: Hundreds of maskless people in Massachusetts gather and risk contracting Covid-19 to protest a mandate that all school children get the flu vaccine this year source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	98

Sun August 30, 2020
		Nudists exposed source: cbc.ca \| share:	40
		Nudists exposed source: cbc.ca \| share:	40
		New Mutants dredges up $3 million at the box office opening day, leading one to wonder just who would risk their lives for that steaming pile source: deadline.com \| share:	44
		FDA Commissioner will soon authorize a COVID-19 vaccine before Phase Three clinical trials are complete. What could possibly go wrong? source: reuters.com \| share:	273
		Get ready for Australian Bushfires 2: Flaming Bugaloo coming soon source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	23

Sat August 29, 2020
		Scan finds anomaly in King Tuts tomb, though we probably shouldn't open it until 2021 (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	12

Fri August 28, 2020
		Juror: "I ain't wearing no dang mask. The risks are exaggerated." Minutes later... Juror: Why are the inmates laughing at me? source: missoulian.com \| share:	188
		What's in your wallet? If you're unemployed and have a Capital One credit card, a card with a lower borrowing limit source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	23
		A houseful of influencer-hopefuls, living in a rented mansion in the Hollywood Hills while looking for ways to "go viral" on a fad website, are worried about the economy source: reuters.com \| share:	73
		Leave it to coffee to make math truly worthwhile source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	6

Thu August 27, 2020
		Having seen the ups and downs in covid transmission data, Otis opens its own study of elevator airflow. Lex Luthor unimpressed source: marketwatch.com \| share:	3
		Which begs the question: What would a magician want with rental property? source: ca.finance.yahoo.com \| share:	4
		Nebraska Karenhuskers file lawsuit against Big Ten, begin asking Sunbelt Conference about any openings source: omaha.com \| share:	29
		Researchers from MIT and Oxford say staying six feet apart from other people isn't enough to protect from COVID-19, along with a host of other things we're doing wrong source: nbcnews.com \| share:	73

Wed August 26, 2020
		HCQ reduces risk of death from covering frites with mayonnaise source: sciencedirect.com \| share:	12
		"Virtually immune" source: thehill.com \| share:	52
		Cunning sex partners practice social licking from a safe distance when playing the oral field at the Y source: bbc.com \| share:	36
		Bubonic plague spotted in seventeen China provinces, claims latest report from the GODDAMMIT 2020 Institute (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	47
		Realtor.com has become the first real estate site to disclose information about a home's flood risk source: npr.org \| share:	34
		Realtor.com has become the first real estate site to disclose information about a home's flood risk source: npr.org \| share:	34
		UK dance clubs could reopen but would require facemasks and social distancing dance floors complete with limits on how many people can get their boogie on source: nme.com \| share:	11
		UK dance clubs could reopen but would require facemasks and social distancing dance floors complete with limits on how many people can get their boogie on source: nme.com \| share:	11

Tue August 25, 2020
		Hoping things don't blow up in its face, Honda reaches a legal accord and decides to pay $85mil to settle the Takata air bag investigation. It's the civic thing to do source: reuters.com \| share:	14
		Ralph Macchio on fame: "I wasn't the biggest risk-taker, and I'm sure there were lost opportunities because of that. But also, maybe my caution helped me to stay grounded, so I'm at peace with the choices I made" source: theguardian.com \| share:	53
		2020 has good news for a change. All 47 African nations have eliminated wild polio. OK, they did it four years ago, but it's official in 2020 source: reuters.com \| share:	34

Mon August 24, 2020
		On this day in history, in 1814, British troops set fire to the White House in retaliation for an American attack in Canada, in move that will stand for all time as a testament as to what happens when you put someone's Tim Horton's at risk source: history.com \| share:	49
		The CDC removes their quarantine recommendation for international travelers because you'd have to be a farking idiot to willingly return to the world's biggest coronavirus hotspot right now source: usatoday.com \| share:	37

Sun August 23, 2020
(Some Masked Man)		Ever wonder why certain people refuse to wear face masks or practice social distancing? If you answered "because they are sociopaths", come and claim your No-Prize source: kyrnews.com \| share:	41

Sat August 22, 2020
		Come on, you know you want to come in. It's cool, no trouble here, it's fine. Come on in, relax, enjoy yourself, unwind for awhile, enjoy the show. What's life without a little risk? source: thehill.com \| share:	57
		Only joggers can prevent forest fires source: azfamily.com \| share:	16

Fri August 21, 2020
		Wolverines source: yahoo.com \| share:	10
		Calculate your risk of catching the 'rona. Select your county, pick an event size, and...oh , that isn't good. Not good at all source: covid19risk.biosci.gatech.edu \| share:	25
		95% of alcoholics/Fark users are in complete denial source: upi.com \| share:	47

Thu August 20, 2020
		Need a safety sign that is ANSI Z535-compliant? Check out the Safety Sign Generator. Pick a level of warning with a signal word, select a pictogram or two, and write out any kind of notice you wish (bumped for awesome thread) source: observatory.db.erau.edu \| share:	389
		Gather round kids and I'll tell you all how the Canadian American war finally started source: huffingtonpost.ca \| share:	36
		Time to invest in Kahlua and bath robes. The white Russian is about to have a resurgence source: foxnews.com \| share:	28

Wed August 19, 2020
		This just in: competent businessmen don't trust Don source: politico.com \| share:	51
		TV execs: "We'd love to air a couple hours of your Democratic Convention, but that Donald Trump guy is just too crazy for us to risk it" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	95

Mon August 17, 2020
		Medieval Times around the country have just reopened, with socially distanced knighting sessions and masks galore. Come with your swords, stay for the bizarro source: vulture.com \| share:	28
		Nate Silver explains at length how he simultaneously knows everything and nothing about the upcoming election source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	49
		College football season is in full swing. Covid-19, Oklahoma Sooners 9 source: msn.com \| share:	2

Sun August 16, 2020
		"At around 4:30 p.m., a major detachment of the vessel's forward section was observed." Or in layman's terms, "the front fell off" source: bbc.com \| share:	62
		♫ ♬ Sooner or later, corona's gonna get ya / Sooner or later, you know ya got to give in / Sooner or later, corona's gonna let 'cha / Sooner or later, no one is gonna win ♬ ♫ source: espn.com \| share:	19

Fri August 14, 2020
		A look at one of the great mysteries of the COVID-19 pandemic: why are people risking their lives to see shiatty bands like Smash Mouth, Trapt, and the Chainsmokers? source: nme.com \| share:	54
		"Aren't you at least going to buy me dinner first?" didn't make the list source: rd.com \| share:	60
		Fife delivery truck stolen from food bank as demand soars, putting those who depend on donations at risk and breaking the hearts of Revolutionary War reenactors source: king5.com \| share:	23

Thu August 13, 2020
		The end of Marvel TV marks the end of an era of adult storytelling, risk taking, and surprising amounts of diversity. Of course, they did make "Inhumans", so maybe the ending isn't all bad source: syfy.com \| share:	49

Wed August 12, 2020
		Don't like the advice you're getting? Just change advisors until you do source: cnn.com \| share:	30
		A year ago, a mysterious illness made vaping seem dangerous. Fast forward to today: A mysterious illness makes vaping seem dangerous source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	44
		AMC Theaters Re-Opening plan: We keep our Overhead low and pass the expenses onto You, the Customer, in order to Maximize Profit source: movieweb.com \| share:	34
		University of Georgia posts and removes guidance for having sex during COVID-19 pandemic--hopefully so they can include the term "doggystyle" in the next draft source: onlineathens.com \| share:	29

Tue August 11, 2020
		We're running out of doctors source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	88
		Great, now coronavirus is killing sex source: news.sky.com \| share:	108

Mon August 10, 2020
		Airline stocks surge 7% on TSA reports of improved traveler numbers. Tomorrow: airline stocks stall as people realize that's still down 70% since last year source: cnbc.com \| share:	6
		That's all Folks source: thehill.com \| share:	22
		Some people have until Thursday to decide if they would like to get paid $30,000 not to officiate an NFL game source: nfl.com \| share:	11
		"The irony was delicious. There's Biden briskly riding a bicycle while Trump is at his private country club, where the only exercise he seems to get is getting in and out of his golf cart. Yet Trump is calling Biden "Sleepy" source: cnn.com \| share:	152

Sun August 09, 2020
		Here's a color chart about how risky everyday activities truly are source: businessinsider.com \| share:	49
		Not news: CDC reports potential outbreak of legionella. FARK: CDC offices close due to presence of legionella source: wthitv.com \| share:	53

Sat August 08, 2020
		Driving with your windows open decreases your risk of death to 100%, like everything source: jalopnik.com \| share:	39

Thu August 06, 2020
		New study supports more frequent HIV screening among high-risk young men who have sex with men. Also, wearing rubbers when it's wet source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	8
		How do you treat yo'self when you can't go anydamn'where? source: lifehacker.com \| share:	28

Wed August 05, 2020
		The Trump campaign claims their volunteers are knocking on more than 1 million doors per week. The Biden campaign says they are not willing to risk volunteers or voter's lives during a pandemic, so they're knocking on zero source: politico.com \| share:	66
		Atlanta In-Person School Update: Whoever had two days, you won source: tribuneledgernews.com \| share:	95

Tue August 04, 2020
		Arizona judge rules that gyms can become full-fledged super spreaders source: 12news.com \| share:	31
		A new study says the UK risks a twice-as-big second COVID wave without better testing. Everybody keep calm and panic source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	9
		Trip to the coast leads to a lifetime of sleeping on the couch (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	19
		AIG loses $7.9 billion source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	12

Mon August 03, 2020
		This is our Chernobyl moment. And what we need is a long-ass article by a historian of economic disasters writing about a sociologist who studied risk. No, really, we do. We do. Just read TFA source: foreignpolicy.com \| share:	39
		Scottish teenagers on an inflatable doughnut rescued from the sea. Not to worry - they're safe and whole, but a bit salty from the experience source: bbc.com \| share:	14
		Old and busted: Fly Emirates. New hotness: Die Emirates source: forbes.com \| share:	11

Sun August 02, 2020
		Texas Governor Gregg Abbot refuses to stand and be counted for Trump at the Republican National Convention source: thehill.com \| share:	49
(Some Guy)		Easter creeps closer, and Sister Alice has a murdered child to resurrect or risk losing her church. But how does the Radiant Assembly's debt tie to Charlie's murder? Will Perry pull of a sensational courtroom victory? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO source: thecinemaholic.com \| share:	11
		The UK may order people over the age of 50 to stay home to avoid a second Coronavirus shutdown source: metro.co.uk \| share:	98
		Fringe science group urges schools to reopen despite pandemic source: cnbc.com \| share:	165

Fri July 31, 2020
		It's hard to scare people from six feet away source: kcrg.com \| share:	35
		After denying claims, insurance companies are finding pissed-off chefs on their menus source: foodandwine.com \| share:	19
		Baby sharks sighted patrolling Welsh airspace. You r'ead that ryght source: bbc.com \| share:	5

Thu July 30, 2020
		Biggest risk to our Democracy? It me source: twitter.com \| share:	102
		Most women are still being treated in NYC for gynecologic cancers without the need for exorcisms or alien DNA swabs source: eurekalert.org \| share:	4
		Major depressive episodes in adults are far more common than previously believed. And then the pandemic hit source: eurekalert.org \| share:	27
		#1 tennis player Ashleigh Barty refuses to travel to the U.S. to play in the US Open: "...it was a difficult decision but there are still significant risks involved due to COVID-19 and I don't feel comfortable putting my team and I in that position" source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	21
		McDonald's is McPartnering with the Mayo Clinic to ketchup in aid and coronavirus safety awareness source: cnbc.com \| share:	1
		Good news: if your $600 smart glasses have prescription lenses, those prescription lenses will still work when you wake up this Saturday. All the other smart features? Not so much source: bbc.com \| share:	35
		Funeral workers: I'm not picking him up, you pick him up source: abc11.com \| share:	33

Wed July 29, 2020
		COVID Kayla jumps in her car and does everything that she can do to spread disease from Florida to as many states as possible source: wbur.org \| share:	80
		Nuggets forward Michael Porter Jr. has never been vaccinated, thinks the virus is being used for "population control" source: si.com \| share:	38

Tue July 28, 2020
		Banks are making money hand over fist so they need pandemic relief source: nytimes.com \| share:	4
		50 ways to get covid - ranked source: wibw.com \| share:	62
		Scientists reveal an explosive secret hidden beneath seemingly trustworthy volcanoes. No, this is not TMZ, and you won't believe what happens next source: eurekalert.org \| share:	7
		As you can see by the injuries to this mother's forehead, police in Portland aren't properly discharging their weapons [Graphic picture] source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	36
		If you think you've been drinking too much during the pandemic you may be right. Online sales of alcohol are up 307% source: nbcsandiego.com \| share:	47

Mon July 27, 2020
		On July 27, 2020, at 7:20 AM GMT, Boris Johnson became self-aware source: cnn.com \| share:	18
		Here's a British plague story, just to keep things interesting. Also subby's 'hood when a yout source: theguardian.com \| share:	26
		COVID 19, Marlins 14 source: espn.com \| share:	140
		"The problem we've got is people we most need to change their behavior are the 20- and 30-year-olds" source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	23

Sat July 25, 2020
		There are performers and events subby could possibly imagine thinking "the risk of getting covid is worth it." None of these come close to even remotely make the list source: spin.com \| share:	42
		It's not everyday you see more than a thousand parents participating in a We Demand You Put our Child's Life At Risk rally, particularly not in a state's "hotspot" for new Coronavirus infections, but then...Georgia source: cnn.com \| share:	98

Fri July 24, 2020
		Berlin's bondage brothels can reopen, but masks are mandatory so make sure you can mumble the safeword source: metro.co.uk \| share:	31
		Trump: All schools must fully reopen. Trump's son's school: No source: nytimes.com \| share:	47

Thu July 23, 2020
		It's not just brain freeze that you have to worry about with popsicles source: okwhatever.org \| share:	24
		Trump vows to kill children by pressuring governors to open schools source: politicususa.com \| share:	177
		Americans cannot escape their offices source: theatlantic.com \| share:	38
		Americans cannot escape their offices source: theatlantic.com \| share:	38

Wed July 22, 2020
		Scientists who've never watched a TV B movie decide to play benevolent Gods and accidentally create a new hybrid monster to terrify the briny depths source: cnn.com \| share:	26
		Burger Records, which was on its way to re-branding as a new all-women imprint, BRGRGRRRL, will instead shutter due to sexual misconduct allegations leveled against artists and label staff source: rollingstone.com \| share:	25
		US orders closure of China's consulate in Houston in sudden escalation that endangers China's supply of delicious beef brisket source: aljazeera.com \| share:	79
		Uber Eats union wants better accident compensation, owing to Covid-era higher risk of injury to delivery workers and those they collide with. Uber Technologies: B-b-but they're all independent contractors, stop with this crazy talk source: japantoday.com \| share:	3

Tue July 21, 2020
		Stabbed to death at a knife awareness course source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	64
		Apple says its supply chain and products will be 100% carbon neutral, 500% more expensive and proprietary, 1000% more smug by 2030 source: cnbc.com \| share:	13
		'We are proud to say we are gaining insight into toddlers' awareness of their own uncertainty here at the Werner Herzog Institute for Internal Screaming and Futile Diapers, and that terrifies us as much as them' source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	5

Mon July 20, 2020
		Dr. Fauci to throw out first pitch at Nationals season opener, probably a flattened curve source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	21
		Antonio Brown says he's done with the NFL. Again source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	23
		Brees and Mahomes among the NFL players calling an audible on the NFL season source: bbc.com \| share:	28

Sun July 19, 2020
		Old and busted: fire station on fire. New, hot and short of breath: COVID-19 outbreak in COVID-19 track and trace call centre source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	20
		What can Iran can do better than the rest of the world combined? A) Pump oil, B) Photoshop military hardware, or C) Spread COVID-19 source: reuters.com \| share:	35
		America is set to have a nightmarish next few months. "This virus doesn't care about excuses". We're back in March at this point, but instead of NY, NJ, Ct, it's more like 40 states, with no end in sight and everybody theoretically at risk source: theguardian.com \| share:	144
		UK to Huawei: Yes, we banned you from our 5G network, but maybe if you ask again next January, eh nudge, wink source: theguardian.com \| share:	13

Sat July 18, 2020
		Update this official COVID risk chart with more interesting activities. LGT helpful blank source: i.imgur.com \| share:	18

Fri July 17, 2020
		Teachers close to retirement and getting too old for this shiat are deciding not to risk falling to the classic cop movie trope source: time.com \| share:	63
		Spiking virus rates hit France's Brittany region one more time source: reuters.com \| share:	8
		China bars Claudia Christian after it loses its 3rd rocket of the year, SpaceX delays South Korean satellite rather than risk boom, Saturn V cancelled, no new big rockets this year though seven are coming soon, ICBM recycled, & Ariane 5 cancelled. 🚀 source: arstechnica.com \| share:	12

Thu July 16, 2020
		Oh look everyone it's a bear, he's coming right up to me and he's cute AAARGH source: billingsgazette.com \| share:	19
		Big Pharma HAS to charge high prices, since taking all the risks... it's not as if you're about to see innovative medical treatments coming from the public sector source: salon.com \| share:	11

Wed July 15, 2020
		Wearing a mask to Walmart is no longer optional. Any other clothing may be source: reuters.com \| share:	60
		NFLPA seeks opt-out clauses for at-risk players to receive salary if they decide not to play. High-risk individuals may include those with sleep apnea, hypertension, diabetes, or who are African American source: espn.com \| share:	1

Tue July 14, 2020
		White House forced to admit that it totally furbared, rescinds new rules on foreign students studying online source: latimes.com \| share:	63
		That big Fourth of July party on the lake has led to a Covid-19 outbreak. No, the other party on the lake. No, the other other party on the lake source: freep.com \| share:	49
		Many Republicans still planning to whoop it up and go to the GOP convention in Florida next month despite it having more COVID-19 cases than most countries in the world ...because, "It's a risk you have to take" source: nytimes.com \| share:	99
		"I'm going through an amicable divorce; my husband is addicted to tattoos, and I forbade him to get new ones during the Covid-19 crisis and we live in a state that is getting worse. He's getting one and putting the kids at risk. Can I stop his idiocy?" source: slate.com \| share:	28
		Illinois parents outraged IHSA is preventing them from living vicariously through high school sports and risk children's lives during the Coronavirus outbreak, sue to lift pandemic restrictions source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	19

Mon July 13, 2020
		Casino bans indoor smoking over coronavirus risks. Burning up your savings playing slots is still OK source: koin.com \| share:	23
		According to the poll's data, by 70-22 percent, New Yorkers prefer the government's priority be containing the spread of COVID-19, even if it hurts the economy. Maybe some people are listening after all source: wkbw.com \| share:	53
		Yes, there are five great white sharks swimming off the New York and Jersey coast, but experts warn that driving to the beach or spending time on the beach is riskier source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	29
		Lindsey Graham just made a huge mistake source: politicususa.com \| share:	74

Sun July 12, 2020
		Experts: since the A/C could be spreading the rona, you should turn it off and die of heat stroke instead source: independent.co.uk \| share:	162
		Plague squirrels, you say? Eh, why not? source: kdvr.com \| share:	38

Sat July 11, 2020
		Saturday Night MMA: UFC 251 from Fight Island with three title fights. Kamaru Usman vs Jorge Masvidal, Alexander Volkanovski vs Max Holloway II, Petr Yan vs Jose Aldo. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, ESPN Prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV Main card at 10 PM ET source: ufc.com \| share:	372
		Gov DeSantis, whose state has become one of the world's largest coronavirus hotspots averaging 10,000+ new cases a day, offers his thoughtful, nuanced rebuttal to Dr, Fauci's criticism that the state re-opened too quickly: "Nuh-uh" source: thehill.com \| share:	137
		Ian McKellen admits that he tried to dissuade Patrick Stewart from taking the role of Captain Picard in Star Trek: TNG: "He's long forgiven me my advice not to risk a solid career on the British stage by falling for an uncertain future in Star Trek" source: cbr.com \| share:	37

Fri July 10, 2020
		It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a GRU source: npr.org \| share:	31
		Buster Posey leaves Giants, looks forward to playing with Twins source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	17
		Parks department installs fencing to prevent episodes of Scooby Doo and Lassie and a sequel to the Goonies source: mlive.com \| share:	18
		Lou Holtz: "Thereth no way in thith world you can do anything thath's without a riskth. People sthormed Normandy" source: twitter.com \| share:	36
		Starbucks to require customers to wear face masks in-store, which decreases your odds of spreading the virus, but also increases the odds that the barista misspells your name on your cup source: king5.com \| share:	30

Thu July 09, 2020
		"Dumbass Dog Wearing Face Mask All Wrong" source: theonion.com \| share:	46
		"Dumbass Dog Wearing Face Mask All Wrong" source: theonion.com \| share:	46
		Silly contact tracers, everyone knows that 5G causes Covid-19 source: networkworld.com \| share:	3

Wed July 08, 2020
		In the war against the invisible enemy, Mayor of Lafayette, LA says mandatory mask order is like using a nuclear bomb when the M16 of doing nothing is just fine. Lafayette metro is 6th in the country for new coronavirus cases per capita source: theadvocate.com \| share:	38
		Researchers: Older people who have problems with their vision and hearing have a 90% increased chance of developing Alzheimer's source: upi.com \| share:	10

Tue July 07, 2020
		After winning 2019 NFL MVP award, Lamar Jackson planning on sitting out 2020 season source: baltimoresun.com \| share:	16
		Large movie theater chains filing suit against NJ for wanting to be treated similarly to churches and indoor malls. It's all make believe and entertainment, so why not? source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	15
		So how risky is it dining out during this pandemic? source: fox43.com \| share:	17
		An article about my parents source: arstechnica.com \| share:	55

Mon July 06, 2020
		Berlin public transit bans deodorant to encourage proper mask usage. Paris public transit says, "Way ahead of you, mon frére" source: jalopnik.com \| share:	32
		The only way to explain Trump's "sense of humor" is to assume that he's doing a long-form performance art piece like Andy Kaufman. Mind blow source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	75

Sun July 05, 2020
		Moral outrage and bikinis source: theatlantic.com \| share:	148

Sat July 04, 2020
(Bio℞iv)		Dying of COVID-19? Don't just thank the Neanderthal in the White House, thank the Neandertals whose DNA you inherited. Here comes the science from the lab of Svante Pääbo, the guy who first sequenced the Neandertal genome source: biorxiv.org \| share:	15

Fri July 03, 2020
		Kids might die in cars more often this summer because parents don't want their kids to be infected when they go run errands source: nbcsandiego.com \| share:	39
		In Australia, even farts are deadly source: bbc.com \| share:	19
		The BBC asks "Coronavirus: Protest, rally or eating out - Where is riskier?" Eating out rallying protesters doesn't seem to be an option source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	35
(Ezekiel Emanuel dot com)		A team of experts - real experts, not politicians, celebrities, or your relatives who get all their info from Facebook - put together a COVID-19 risk index to show how risky common activities are. If we all stay in our moms' basements, we'll be fine source: ezekielemanuel.com \| share:	35
		Listen you plaguerats. Get to stepping . Either go to Alaska like you said, or go the fark home source: bc.ctvnews.ca \| share:	67

Thu July 02, 2020
		Never going to find their pants now source: wfla.com \| share:	16
		While you're swimming, perhaps. Otherwise, NO source: apnews.com \| share:	32
		While you're swimming, perhaps. Otherwise, NO source: apnews.com \| share:	32
		State surrounded by covidiots on both sides announces mandatory quarantine for anyone arriving from out-of-state source: kob.com \| share:	33
		Cam Newton, enjoy your life in the Boston sports media hot zone for the next six months. "The only thing surprising has been the speed with which the first horrible sports radio segment got to air" - hey, they're just Doing Their Job source: awfulannouncing.com \| share:	30
		It took a journalist four months and a pandemic to realize he was wasting over $1,000 a month on booze by going out to bars source: metro.co.uk \| share:	67
		Governor Florida Man says Florida will not re-close. "I think when you see the younger folks, I think a lot of it is more just social interactions, so that's natural." Spontaneous combustion is also natural source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	48
		NFL may make fans sign a Covid-19 waiver if they attend games source: nypost.com \| share:	23

Wed July 01, 2020
(Some Guy)		Has anyone blamed Covid on God being angry about Gay Stuff, because about that source: hivplusmag.com \| share:	53

Tue June 30, 2020
(Some Guy)		Study finds raw milk can spread dangerous antibiotic-resistant genes. Louis Pasteur rises from his grave and facepalms source: newatlas.com \| share:	4
		How to properly assess your Covid-19 risk in public. Tl;dr: pretty much everything ends with "Consider avoiding nonessential activities" or "No" source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	48

Mon June 29, 2020
		The American Academy of Plague Rats Calls for Reopening Schools source: npr.org \| share:	63
		While Republicans bemoan Minimum Wage Wally getting a living wage for the first time in his life while on unemployment. The Fed now owns Walmart's debt. Privatize the profits, and socialize the losses, eh 'Murica? source: cnn.com \| share:	22

Sun June 28, 2020
		Old Hell: Risk of death by COVID-19. New Hell: COVID-19 for life source: nbcnews.com \| share:	84
		Trying to explain to the wife how you got COVID19 got a bit more awkward for those living in Vancouver source: cbc.ca \| share:	44

Sat June 27, 2020
		Houston, we have a GOP convention problem source: wfaa.com \| share:	98
		Italy bans the use of overhead storage in airplanes as a virus risk. Your briefcase must now be taken literally source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	11

Fri June 26, 2020
		Stonks drop as the market realizes all the peasants are farking broke, not printing more money source: barrons.com \| share:	21
		Spacewalking astronaut loses mirror, is hit with untold years of bad luck source: apnews.com \| share:	4
		Saints safety Malcolm Jenkins must not want to play football this year source: espn.com \| share:	28

Thu June 25, 2020
		"Litigation finance investing." The growth industry we deserve, not the growth industry we need source: cnbc.com \| share:	5
		Elon Musk promised Tesla employees they could stay home rather than risk getting covid-19, some believed him. (Tag is not for employees, pink slip is) source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	17
		3D printed shoe inserts for the 'feetus may have new hope for those with the 'beetus source: eurekalert.org \| share:	6

Wed June 24, 2020
		Fire expert: Mt. Rushmore fireworks show for July 4th "ill-advised" due to dry conditions and very high fire risk. Trump: please proceed source: argusleader.com \| share:	74
		One more thing Covid-19 can do that most diseases cannot (maybe), and that's pass through the placenta from mother to newborn babies source: bbc.com \| share:	48
		"I received the (PPP) loan, I'm going out of business, now what happens to my loan liability?" source: cnbc.com \| share:	8
		Andrew Yang wants you to be able to sell your own data. Hear that, Google? $25 and a case of Guinness, we'll call it even source: slate.com \| share:	12

Tue June 23, 2020
		Twenty years after the first film debuted to success, Netflix decides the time is now for audiences to gobble up a Chicken Run sequel source: deadline.com \| share:	25
		The UK announces cultural Coronavirus spreading will commence July 4 source: theguardian.com \| share:	18

Mon June 22, 2020
		White House will still host Fourth of July event this year, despite pandemic. In other news, people apparently checking Tik Tok for info on tickets source: wcnc.com \| share:	60

Sat June 20, 2020
		Quebec is burning, and water bombers called in to douse fire covering 40 hectares, roughly the size of 40 international rugby fields or 4000 vats of poutine source: cbc.ca \| share:	36

Fri June 19, 2020
(Some Guy)		Google continues to show they just have no clue how to filter anything for malware. But hey, at least Chrome's got a new text finding feature to distract you from that source: awakesecurity.com \| share:	7
		Still working from home? Bored with no one watching you? Try risking your life savings source: forbes.com \| share:	16
		If you live in a state that Clinton won, you're on the road to recovery. Trumplandia? Boy are you guys f*cked source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	56
		Nine doggo breeds that can take the summer heat even less than you, and what to do about heatstroke source: theconversation.com \| share:	6

Thu June 18, 2020
		When the board game version of 'Game of Thrones' hits PCs, you win or you crash source: kotaku.com \| share:	12
		California Gov. Gavin Newsom orders all Californians to wear face coverings while in public or high-risk settings, including when shopping, taking public transit or seeking medical care source: latimes.com \| share:	254
		Dr. Fauci: "Football may not happen this year." NFL: "Challenge accepted" source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	31
		45 min interview with Michael Osterholm, the Covid expert from Minnesota, is not completely depressing. Except maybe the part that he gets death threats and called a member of the deep state source: npr.org \| share:	44

Wed June 17, 2020
		In other words, no source: huffpost.com \| share:	31
		Media: Dr. Fauci, will you be attending Trump's Tulsa rally? Dr. Fauci: Er, uh, I mean, well coronavirus, and, uh, um... smokebomb source: inquirer.com \| share:	33
		Not content with banging bears, Vancouverite attempts to bang the whole city source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	20
		How the SCOTUS' LGBTQ ruling will boost the US economy source: barrons.com \| share:	1

Tue June 16, 2020
		Not news: Recall due to unlabeled allergens. Fark: 7 of the 8 allergens that require labeling source: fda.gov \| share:	5
		White Americans are increasingly likely to say businesses should open up, even if it puts people's lives at risk. Black & Latino Americans: "We've been trapped in here with you nutjobs for 400 years, why should we expect anything different now" source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	41
		Hong Kong leader/China pupper Carrie Lam urges people not to 'demonize' the new Chinese security law, rather to just relax and let the possession happen source: apnews.com \| share:	11
		THE Ohio State University makes its student-athletes sign a Buckeye Pledge acknowledging the risks of COVID-19 infection in order to participate in team activities. But don't you dare call it a liability waiver source: cleveland.com \| share:	7
		ReopenNC founder goes all 'the stupid, it burns' with new mask challenge source: wral.com \| share:	74
		20% worldwide at risk of developing 'severe' cases of the 'rona claim totally not legit click-baity scienticians in "The Lancet." You won't believe what happens next source: cnbc.com \| share:	12
		20% worldwide at risk of developing 'severe' cases of the 'rona claim totally not legit click-baity scienticians in "The Lancet." You won't believe what happens next source: cnbc.com \| share:	12

Mon June 15, 2020
		Serial flight risk and company coffers raider Carlos Ghosn has been saying all along they were out to get him, and now he may have the emails to prove it source: msn.com \| share:	6
		WHO is AT risk OF heart RHYthm DisORderrrrrrrrrrrs? source: eurekalert.org \| share:	11

Fri June 12, 2020
		The image doesn't match the headline. No way is zucchini gracious source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	8
		The CDC has posted guidelines for minimizing everyday risk. These will be very helpful in slowing or stopping the spread of COVID-19 back in February source: apnews.com \| share:	24
		Simon Fraser University in Canada urged to change its athletic team name from The Clan. You might say "Well actually it's Scottish" and be correct, but in this climate it won't help, and when you play in America it certainly won't help source: globalnews.ca \| share:	27

Thu June 11, 2020
		MotoGP to resume dragging knees with 2 races in Spain in July source: apnews.com \| share:	9
		Airline Lufthansa puts 22,000 on the unemployment train source: bbc.com \| share:	3

Wed June 10, 2020
		Tell your mom to get ready to be busy source: pinknews.co.uk \| share:	35

Tue June 09, 2020
		Two men pose as police officers, steal $150K in daytime jewelry heist. Bystanders no doubt became suspicious, however, when no unarmed black men were shot source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	23
		Latest casualties of coronavirus: hookers and weed (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	36
		Dave Portnoy: Warren Buffett is an idiot. Daytrading is the easiest game I ever played. Warren Buffett: What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my money counters source: marketwatch.com \| share:	34
		To cut Coronavirus risk, movie studios will replace sex scenes with CGI ASCII images. ( . )( . ) awww yeahhh source: nypost.com \| share:	49
		Along with his presidency, Trump's dream of opening up relations with North Korea has also collapsed source: reuters.com \| share:	40

Mon June 08, 2020
(Chris Dillow)		English economist expands on the work of Chris Rock on the problems that arise when one fails to take tail risk into account properly source: stumblingandmumbling.typepad.com \| share:	21
		Epidemiologists are more willing to fly on a plane than attend a wedding during the pandemic but really it just sounds like they want to use COVID-19 as an excuse to get out of going to weddings source: nytimes.com \| share:	28
		Scientists now say drinking lots of beer may improve concentration and reduce risk of dementia, but you smart Farkers already knew this source: irishpost.com \| share:	13

Fri June 05, 2020
		Johns Hopkins epidemiologist: "We should always evaluate the risks and benefits of efforts to control the virus, in this moment the public health risks of not protesting to demand an end to systemic racism greatly exceed the harms of the virus" source: politico.com \| share:	42
		How to take part in the protests while only risking your wrist (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	25
		Ranking of feel-good pandemic songs from the worst to the...less worst source: themuse.jezebel.com \| share:	29

Thu June 04, 2020
		Colorado sees a 40% drop in suicides during COVID-19 lockdown, touts success of Stoned@Home source: boingboing.net \| share:	24
		New Zealand hits a 95% chance of eliminating the virus, but with a 100% chance of it coming back. Math - not even once source: theconversation.com \| share:	9
		Trump was monitored for heart risk while taking hydroxychloroquine, White House says, in a situation akin to checking the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz for cognitive decline source: politico.com \| share:	35

Wed June 03, 2020
		Introducing MAGA brand sugar pills: they work just as well as hydroxychloroquine but with fewer side effects source: npr.org \| share:	24
		New Hampshire man determined to make his daughter the most hated person in high school source: wmur.com \| share:	38
		So when is the worst time to go to the gym? Perhaps it's true the early bird gets the worm here source: msn.com \| share:	12
		So when is the worst time to go to the gym? Perhaps it's true the early bird gets the worm here source: msn.com \| share:	12
		So, if you attended any protests or gatherings the past few days you should self-quarantine for 14 days now. And anyone you met with, live with, talked to, or interacted with should too source: nbcchicago.com \| share:	130
		Harvard University study says couples should wear face masks during sex to cut risk of spreading the coronavirus, big brown bags if partners are fugly source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	64
		Trump backs off push to federalize forces against riots, probably because some adults in the military pointed out his 'brilliant' plan has a lot of legal issues source: axios.com \| share:	55

Tue June 02, 2020
		On a scale of 1-10, what are the safest (1) and the riskiest (10) activities to contract COVID-19 as we begin to reopen things? source: pennlive.com \| share:	23
		On a scale of 1-10, what are the safest (1) and the riskiest (10) activities to contract COVID-19 as we begin to reopen things? source: pennlive.com \| share:	23
		Genetically modified super soldiers? I read the book and saw the movie and neither ended well. But hey, at least we might get a KHAAAAN (or is it KHANNN?) moment out of it source: the-sun.com \| share:	35

Mon June 01, 2020
(Some Guy)		Pandemic, what pandemic? What better time to cut workers' compensation benefits source: afge.org \| share:	19
		If you bet on pigeon racing to be the first sport to return to the UK, collect your winnings, punter source: bbc.com \| share:	5
		Several cadets brought back for Trump's Abschlussadresse at West Point test positive for Covid-19 source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	34
		Shooting at Grand Forks AFB in North Dakota leaves 2 active duty members dead. Story developing source: newsweek.com \| share:	66
		Why "The Incredibles" still is source: film.avclub.com \| share:	68

Sun May 31, 2020
		It's a cliff hanger. As in, it's hanging over a cliff source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	40
		Britain changes COVID-19 Alert Level to "Don't tear the pants out of it" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	20

Sat May 30, 2020
(Some Guy)		Target CEO: We stand with the protesters source: corporate.target.com \| share:	87

Fri May 29, 2020
		Canadian Premier League hopes to play 2020 season in the Maritime bubble of Prince Edward Island. It's either there or the 'Peg, so there's really no choice source: cbc.ca \| share:	10
		Canadian Premier League hopes to play 2020 season in the Maritime bubble of Prince Edward Island. It's either there or the 'Peg, so there's really no choice source: cbc.ca \| share:	10
		"If platforms were not immune under the law, then they would not risk the legal liability that could come with hosting Trump's lies, defamation and threats." ∴Twitter hides all of his tweets, banhammer immediately after Biden takes the oath of office source: nytimes.com \| share:	59
		Williams F1 team for sale, citing £13mil in bills source: bbc.com \| share:	6
		At this point, the GOP wants to subpoena virtually everyone in the Obama administration source: politicususa.com \| share:	43
		Licensed doctor of tea and sweets reveals the best dunking biscuits in all of England. In an amateur's hands, the Ginger Nut has "a high risk of a cup sludge outcome" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	12

Thu May 28, 2020
		City employees getting hazard pay while working from home. To be fair, subby faces a high risk of injury from day-drinking and falling out of his chair during Zoom meetings source: king5.com \| share:	32
		Coronavirus has all but conquered the south source: axios.com \| share:	192
		Today is National Brisket Day, so share your recipes in what could be a long and slow thread source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	18

Wed May 27, 2020
		Trump plans on bribing people to return to work and risk their lives source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	70
		Pregnancy reprograms breast cells, reducing cancer risk source: eurekalert.org \| share:	6
		With expected salary cap drop, NFL teams expected to be 'cautious' with long-term deals. Ezekiel Elliott, signed through 2027, might have to buy Dak his Starbucks source: sportsnaut.com \| share:	5
		Swiss brothels to forego the kink, will now limit customers to 2 positions to minimize coronavirus risk, 'doggy style' and 'reverse cowgirl', are now the only two options source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	85
		Small town Texas bar bans anyone wearing a mask from entering the establishment. The bar owner cited that coronavirus makes a good drinking buddy for their friends alcoholism and liver cancer source: kxan.com \| share:	100

Mon May 25, 2020
		Not another Spider-Man origin story source: nypost.com \| share:	42
		How experts rate the risks of 14 summer activities that Americans will surely not adhere to in these coronavirus times. We are so boned source: npr.org \| share:	14
		Bloomberg: "It's a modern quandary for the ultra-wealthy: a yacht awaits at harbor, but how to safely reach it without risking exposure to the germ-ridden masses?" source: bloomberg.com \| share:	93
		An analyst for Dollar General spoke up to his superiors about his concern regarding the company's lackluster response to Coronavirus and risks to store employees. He was fired for his concern source: motherjones.com \| share:	37
		California heat wave to increase risk of death from... hypothermia? source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	37

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