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Sat May 26, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Rockets finish off the Warriors in Oakland? Or will the Warriors prevail to force a Game 7? It is your Western Conference Finals Game 6 thread, the fun starts at 9:00 PM ET on TNT
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Where did the Republicans' collective sense of patriotism go in the Age of Trump?
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Rio Grande becoming the Rio Sand
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Fri May 25, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cohen met with Viktor Vekselberg, the Russian oligarch that wired him $500k, a few weeks prior to the payment. They met at Trump Tower to discuss "Russian relations"
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(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
Drugged driver who seriously injured and blinded a man broke down and cried in the courtroom, asking for mercy. That's when prosecutors played tapes of him laughing and mocking his victim while he was in jail
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Car enthusiasts put a real engine in a Barbie Car, the results are glorious ..like Barbie herself
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Thu May 24, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors be Road Warriors and win on the road to break the series tie? Or will the Rockets win at home and make the Warriors the one with a problem? It's your Game 5 WCF thread, tip-off is at 9pm ET on TNT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump told a confidant that he wanted to brand the FBI informant a "spy" because he thought it made it sound more nefarious and would help him turn public opinion against the probe
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Yes. Good question. Why DID anyone ever take Trump's NK diplomacy seriously?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not news: Fixing a broken drill. Fark: Devising an entirely new way of using Curiosity's broken drill. Tag is for the NASA engineers responsible
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
And lastly, menstruation is normal. Let's stop treating it like our dirty little secret. Period. No strings attached
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The FBI's "highest priority seems to have been protecting Trump from being damaged"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Seriously, which one of you hated your child so much you named him/her after the Queen Beeyotch of the Universe? Wait, which 11 of you?
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
This is what millennials and boomers can learn from the generation superior to both
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Shooting fireworks at your buddies is all fun and games until someone goes to the hospital with serious injuries. And there is footage of it. And someone posted it to twitter. Surprisingly, this did not happen in Florida. Or involve Drew's childhood
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will James Harden and the Rockets even up the series with the Warriors? Or will Stephen Curry and his crew win again and go up 3-1 in the series? It is your NBA Western Conference Game 4 thread, tip-off is at 9pm ET on TNT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hilarious twitter monologue about taking schoolkids on a day out. contains some language NSFW
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Americans prioritize cell phone payments over personal and auto loans. Tim Cook & company salivate over the thought of even higher iPhone prices
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Why Star Wars is superior to Marvel
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
CIA, FBI, and NSA: We concluded Russia definitely farked with our election to help Trump in our report last year. DHS: There's a report? Sen. Mark Warner: Oh FFS seriously people?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Oh wait. You're serious? Let me laugh even harder"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Montanans take their fishing seriously, so much so they're now using laser beams to combat nonnative invasive species
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal may play Mysterio in an upcoming movie. Subby thinks he might be a little tall for a luchador
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Could video of this mysterious ripple finally be proof of the Loch Ness Monster? No
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well, it's not like anybody believed they were serious
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"People seem curiously willing to hold Clinton to a different standard than other men accused of sexual harassment"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New sexual misconduct allegations against celebrity chef Mario Batali have the NYPD investigating. Batali's camp claims it's all just a croc
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Sun May 20, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The series goes to the Bay with the Rockets and Warriors ready to duke it out in Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals. So James Harden or Kevin Durant? Red or blue? Tip-off is at 8pm ET on TNT
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi goes on new SiriusXM show, says many talented rock stars from his day were hurt in MTV era by shiatty video choices. "Even Tom Petty was dressed up like an apocalyptic road warrior"
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eel fossils from the Middle Cretaceous period indicate that there was at least one eel during the Middle Cretaceous period
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is "having a bad" day then there is "being a gringo trapped in a Venezuelan prison riot" day
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Wed May 16, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors ground the Rockets again to go up 2-0 in the series? Or will the Rockets rebound and even up the series? Who will be the shining star for Game 2? NBA Western Conference Finals continue at 9:00 PM ET on TNT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Buehler win the GOP nomination to challenge Oregon Gov. Kate Brown. I guess it's pretty serious
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese list their most unpopular foods. It's not too difficult to guess what notoriously pungent dish got on the bottom 5 list, but #1 should ring some bells
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
High-speed collision with deer results in unexpected leather interior
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Hamburgers get angry and riot after their team gets relegated for first time in club's 99-year history (w/ video)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Proof of alien warriors on Mars. Pareidolia warning
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Mario Kart type go-kart track opening at Niagara Falls
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Patriots hire martial arts expert to help pass rush become sensei-tional
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Mon May 14, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Western Conference Finals start on Monday with the Warriors and Rockets. Will the Warriors strike first? Or will the Rockets blast off and take the first game? What is the basketball version of goon juice? Tip-off is at 9pm ET on TNT
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Will this week's cold open top last week's Stormy surprise? Will we get another episode of Black Jeopardy, the most topically hilarious skit the show has to offer? Wait, who's Luke Null? Amy Schumer hosts, Kacey Musgraves sings. SNL, 11:30 PM on NBC
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seriously, Rudy...you're really not helping. Like to the point where we're starting to think you're really a Democratic plant to bring down the Trump administration from the inside and...hey...that kinda makes sense...hmmm
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's a simple video to explain to the rest of the world why Americans still insist on using Fahrenheit instead of the obviously superior and eminently logical Celsius
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Michael Avenatti continues his troll assault on Cohen and Trump, connecting the dots from the Cohen shell co to a mysterious middleman
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Fri May 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coach Steve Kerr, the Rockets say they have an edge over the Warriors, what do you think? "Our guys have rings"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Argument over peach cobbler leaves man with a gunshot wound. Man, they take that stuff seriously down south
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The first reactions to Solo: A Star Wars Story are in, and despite this, fans should probably ensure their expectations are so low based on prior prequels that weren't Rogue One [WARNING: Possible spoilers]
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Instead of getting to wear a costume once a year, your dog (or cat) can lounge inside a hot dog bun looking hilarious every single day
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
The Pelicans says their confidence isn't shaken by being down 3-1 in their series against the Warriors, but mostly because they never had any to begin with
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Royals start the game with 1B, HR, HR, HR, BB, BB, HR without the Orioles starter Dylan Bundy recording an out. Are they sure it wasn't Al Bundy out there?
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Tue May 08, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
China's nicknames for NBA stars are hilarious, weird and kind of mean
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Rockets silence the Jazz for good? Can the Warriors eradicate the Pelicans from the NBA Playoffs? Will you turn to basketball since there is no hockey tonight? The NBA Playoffs continue with tip-off at 8:00 PM ET on TNT
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how an HIV Virion actually enters, hijacks a cell, and produces copies? Well, here's a terrifying video
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein is battling with Chubb over whether they have to pay his legal fees in the 9 lawsuits filed against him by various women in Hollywood. Ironically, "battling with his chubb" in their presence is pretty WHY those women are suing him
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(Salon)
 
 
 
A look at the various existential crises facing Millennials, like an avocado shortage affecting their toast and local coffee shops requiring a purchase to get a wifi code
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You know Jimmy Kimmel is serious when he pulls out the chalkboard to analyze the Giuliani interview
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Serious question: If you discovered your BBQ had rat droppings and snail shells in it, would you clean it and burn off the germs or just get a new BBQ?
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Sun May 06, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We head west for two nice showdowns on Sunday. Can the Warriors continue to dominate the Pelicans? Can the Jazz play a sweet tune and beat the Rockets to even their series? The NBA Playoffs continue at 3:30pm ET on ABC
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Lightning finish off the Bruins? Can the Knights take care of the Sharks and advance to the Conference Finals? Did anybody see these scenarios at the beginning at the season? The fun begins at 3pm ET on NBC
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Attention celebrities: if you wish to perform the National Anthem prior to a sporting event, please a) learn the words, b) learn the song, and c) did we mention learn the words?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
But seriously, how much can you really trust a roller coaster named "Steel Vengeance"?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guess what? English purists were right; two spaces after a period is correct, and science is on our side. SUCK IT, HEATHENS
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Sat May 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It now appears Trump's lawyer Mickey Cohen tapped various lines of credit during the 2016 campaign for a total of $774,000. Which, by my calculations, means there are potentially 4.95 other porn stars out there with a story to tell
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Fri May 04, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Friday Night NBA Playoffs gives us two great matchups with Warriors-Pelicans and Rockets-Jazz. Will the Warriors take a commanding 3-0 series lead? Will the Jazz be silenced at home? Tip-off is at 8pm ET on ESPN
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese forestry researchers invent literal wood alcohol from pulverized bark of various trees. "We thought it would be interesting to think that alcohol could be made from something around here like trees. It's a dream-inspired project"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
By trying to duck being nicked for a campaign finance violation Trump has publicly confessed to committing a more serious crime: filing a false statement under oath, according to a guy who should know since he's former head of the WH Ethics Office
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(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Jack Daniels suing a competitor's "inferior" whiskey for trademark infringement. How it could possibly be inferior to Jack Daniels is unclear. Perhaps the skunk that pissed on the dead hobo hadn't finished its course of antibiotics?
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Wed May 02, 2018
(TruGlamour)
 
 
 
Facts about farting. Because life ain't that serious and farts are always funny
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots considered trading up to draft Baker Mayfield, then remembered that Brady is going to live to the age of 200, while growing stronger each year
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Commerce Department says 5G is a priority for Trump who thinks someone is giving him a $5,000 kickback for something or other and since he really needs the money, would like them to keep them coming
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Don Nelson slams Warriors' Chris Webber for selfishness and lack of leadership. Hmm, my closet has no flannel in it and I sold all my New Jack Swing CDs... perhaps I should invest in Google
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NBA playoffs continue tonight with Cleveland taking on Toronto in game one of round two at 8pm ET and The Pelicans at The Warriors at 10:30pm ET. Both games on TNT
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today: Why you shouldn't put two spaces after a period. Next week: Why tabs are better than spaces
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
How badly will the press suck up to her following the hilarious and well-deserved mockery she recieved at the WHCD? Will Karem get ignored again? Somebody please think of Sarah This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1430 EDT)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Notable standup comedian Tucker Carlson declares "the death of comedy" following Michelle Wolf's scathing, hilarious routine at the WHCD
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New species of water beetle named after Leonardo DiCaprio. Both share a partially retractable head and slightly protruding eyes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The "Attack on Titan" season 3 trailer is here and it looks pretty awesome. Except there's a Kenny. Why is there a Kenny? It is impossible to take anything seriously if one of your characters is yelling "KENNY"
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Sun April 29, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why women runners are increasingly wearing tutus and sparkle skirts during serious races, credit Disney
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Solo to be followed by Duo and Trio
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Sat April 28, 2018
(PC Authority (Australia))
 
 
 
Mario hacked, Bowser unavailable for comment
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Bucks and Celtics wrap up their series with Game 7, while the Pelicans and Warriors start their second round series. Which mean green team will prevail? Will the Pelicans start off on the right foot? Tip-off is at 8pm ET on TNT
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Tinnitus might not be as harsh of a cruel mistress in the future. But seriously, do you not hear that?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
UK economy grinds to a halt as GDP growth falls to five-year low, with first quarter growth at just 0.1%. Why? Well, apparently they had a dusting of snow in that period, so obviously that brought the country to a standstill
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
♪♫♬ Oh another Wells Fargo settlement is a-comin' down the street,♬ oh please let it be for.... pushing 401Ks from low-cost options into expensive individual accounts that cost retirees tens of thousands ♪♫♬ (seriously, fark these guys)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer hospitalized with kidney infection, which will be the hilarious plot in Schumer's next movie "I feel sick"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Maybe one day Silicon Valley might pick up on the notion that "growth prioritized over safety" is the philosophy of the cancer cell
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It mostly comes at night, mostly. It's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Happy Alien Day. Link goes to a sale on the various Alien related games. What have you been playing? Battletech? Sword of Ditto? Tell us inside. Side note what's your next upgrade?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rhinoceros at Chicago zoo undergoes a CT scan for a nasal obstruction. If the condition is serious enough, veterinarians may be called in for rhino-plasty
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"In 1985, a group of Washington women hit back at the 'offensive' lyrics of some of pop's biggest names. Now their 'parental advisory' meddling - and the 15 tracks they initially targeted - have been turned into a riotous piece of musical revenge"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The wife of the Secretary of Interior is a believer of the QAnon conspiracy theory but honestly I'm just having a hard time with her real name being 'Lolita'
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Tue April 24, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Looks as though Trump's White House doctor, who said glorious leader Trump is in glorious health, is out of the running for VA Secretary. French media deems their president's meeting with Trump a failure. It's the Tuesday MSNBC thread, kicking off at 8 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will break the series tie between the Bucks and Celtics? Can the Sixers put out the Heat for good? Can the Warriors send the Spurs off in the sunset? The NBA Playoffs continue with the fun beginning at 7pm ET on NBATV
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino and Leonardo DiCaprio have allegedly gotten Brad Pitt to join the cast of their Manson Family movie, which would be great were it filmed in 1995
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Because normal mobile phone fishing games are too namby-pamby, Japan unveils "god-level" fishing game Fishing Strike for serious gamers only. Admire boobalicious babes, Satriani-esque guitar work, and great white sharks. Goddam
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
S&P 500 achieves new record, longest period of correction since May 2008. Thanks Trump
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Madison tries to coax some new allies as a new threat emerges. Will Junky Depp do something stupid? Will Alicia find a way to make a catastrophic mistake? Where's Morgan? Seriously, Jenna Elfman is in this? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Playoff Games include Celtics-Bucks, Warriors-Spurs, Raptors-Wizards, and Cavaliers-Pacers. Who will be the big stars today? Tip-off is at 1pm ET on ABC
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Sat April 21, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Seriously, how come no one told me Disney was making a movie based on their horribly dated "Jungle Cruise" ride? How desperate do they think we are for entertain...wait, Dwayne Johnson is the star? Shut up and take my money
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Fri April 20, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Longtime voice of the Patriots Gil Santos dies on his 78th birtday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Why does [Misha Flypp] get his life destroyed but not Comey and his 'third rate' book?" Probably because betraying your country to the Russians is a more serious offense than pissing off a cheeto?
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Thu April 19, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dozens of Muskoka chairs reported toppled over as 3.6 quake hits Ontario's wine and cottage country
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wild ass is saved for posteriorty
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three NBA Playoff games are being played tonight, with them being Sixers-Heat, Blazers-Pelicans, and Warriors-Spurs. Who will have the big moments once the action begins at 7:00 PM ET on TNT?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Difference Between OCD and Perfectionism. You're very irritated by a lack of a period at the end of this sentence, or not
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Seriously, who steals a tree?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It was an historic day for Ruth Bader Ginsburg as she got to issue her first maj--no, no, it's AN HISTORIC, not "a historic." Who taught you English, wolves? Seriously, check the vowel structure of historic and--dammit, I lost track of her milestone
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Man sets up camera on a fallen log, captures various animals visiting. Come for the swimming bear, stay for the attack squirrel
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Wed April 18, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Matthew Slater of the New England Patriots is a special teams ace, and he says they eliminate the kickoff it would be tragic
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For some reason, a reporter is saying the Pittsburgh police were warned to wear riot gear tomorrow, if by some chance a popular prosecutor working on a high profile case gets fired. Which would probably be good advice for Fark's servers, too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/18): Action Comics #1000. The red underwear is back, so is Bendis. Plus adventures of Rodimus & Co. in the afterlife, Batman & Booster Gold, and Belladonna who is some viking warrior chick with rockin' boobage
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Mechwarrior 5 wants you to smash
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Tue April 17, 2018
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Eastern Indianapolis CSX "Damn Train" freight is so notorious it's got its own Facebook non-fan page; "There are two tracks, and this baby will trick you into thinking the wait is over"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke calls himself "geologist" despite never having worked in field. Does that make Devin Nunes a botanical gynecologist?
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Hotel waffles: serious business
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
On the left a poorly named WiFi causes evacuation at Planet Fitness. List your superior WiFI names on the right
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Mon April 16, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Monday gives us two NBA playoff games. Can the 76ers keep the momentum rolling against the Heat? Can the Warriors continue to be ultimate against the Spurs? Tip-off is at 8:00 PM and 10:30 PM ET with both games on TNT
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stan Lee sues ex-manager for fraud, stealing his blood -- no, seriously
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
David Tennant hilariously photobombs unsuspecting Doctor Who fan wearing a tardis t-shirt
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Barbara Bush is seriously ill with lung disease and heart failure, decides to leave hospital to be at home as she refuses more medical treatment
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pro tip: An important rule in any robbery is to always know where you'll put the money - and this is critical - PRIOR to making your getaway. A good choice is to bring along a bag or other secure container - especially if it happens to be a windy day
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A version of Typhoid that is resistant to all oral antibiotics save one is spreading in Pakistan. Doctors advise that we can either start taking antibiotic resistance seriously or get ready for a thinning of the herd
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Seriously, are we not doing "Phrasing" anymore?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
If this were a piece by the Onion, it would be brilliant satire, but it looks like the New Yorker really is having an existential crisis over Chick-fil-A and it is hilarious
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Pac-Man: serious business
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Fri April 13, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC under fire for decision to broadcast Emperor Palpatine reading a transcript of the most notorious speech in British political history
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I was instructed not to criticize President Trump's former housekeeper due to a prior relationship she had with President Trump which produced a child"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Alexa, what's a Home Pod?" "Oh wait, you're serious?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
BREAKING (seriously, they typed that): President Trump says attack on Syria could happen "very soon or not so soon at all"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"She had a butt like two buttery brioche rolls and presumably an inner world and a job of some kind." This is your Fark Writer's Thread, painful character descriptions edition
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
More mysterious meetings manifest via Mueller muckraking
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Tue April 10, 2018
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Trumpers who now know they were sold a bag of rocks apparently are furious that President Trump is picking establishment GOPers for appointments
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It feels like we're waiting for something big to drop, whether it's with the various elements of the Mueller investigation or in Syria. Will Rachel have to throw out her A Block? We'll find out together here at your MSNBC evening thread @ 8 PM ET
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This just in: The Rapture has been rescheduled for April 23rd of this year. We're super serious this time. No fooling. Really. This is not a joke. You'll see. Mark your calendar. (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pistorious appeal has no legs. He's out of options. His Lawyers are stumped
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Run of the mill sex robots are so yesterday. Today it's all about transgender sex robots for curious couples experimenting with his and hers sexy parts
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Supergenius with humongous brain touts his superiority over online plebes
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, It turns out that farmers being hurt by the trade "spat" will totally understand and be ok with it, they are all great patriots
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Presidents Reagan and GHW Bush: the eager, patriotic '50s. President Clinton: the counterculture '60s. President GW Bush: the "greed is good" '80s. President Obama: the technocratic '90s. Predisent Trump: the paranoid, cynical, drug-addled, hairy-porn '70s
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Brock destroyed Roman's face and our hopes of ever seeing the title before summer. Nicholas looks to hold on to the tag belt for a longer period than John Cena has. At least the IC and women's titles still matter. WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Notorious B.I.G. racks up a notoriously large hotel bill which is pretty impressive considering he's been dead for at least 15 years
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Sun April 08, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Excuse me, are there any non-assholes working in the airline industry? Hello? No, seriously, isn't there at least one person with a touch of common sense and compassion? Hello?
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Sat April 07, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
A notorious biker gang in Quebec is whining that its going to cost them more to break the law now
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
FCC is refusing to release e-mails about the Ajit Pai "Harlem Shake" video. This is a real headline and not satire. Seriously
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Colin Cowherd thinks the Patriots' off-season moves are a secret plot by Bill Bellichek to force Tom Brady to retire by taking away all his offensive weapons. Wouldn't it be easier just to trade their O-line for Ereck Flowers and a ham sandwich?
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Interesting: There are three movies about the Manson Family murders in the pipeline in Hollywood. Cool: The first one's a Tarantino movie. Oh, FFS: Starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Manson, if he can grow any facial hair
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump is "looking at serious policy options" on Amazon because he just hates the Washington Post that much
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Serious monkey business at Malaysia school for macaques, nttawwt
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick and the Patriots are now firmly in the market for a QB in the 2018 NFL Draft
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(Guitar World)
 
Video
 
Have you ever stayed awake at night, pondering the eternal question: "Do acoustic guitars make a sound if you play them underwater"? If so, you might want to seek professional help, but it DOES bring up an interesting scenario
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's days in New England may be numbered as the Patriots consider moving up to draft Josh Rosen
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Rams trade their first-round pick to the Patriots for Brandin Cooks to replace Sammy Watkins
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Shane show his intestinal fortitude? Is AJ Styles ready for Wrestlemania? Will the Robe Warriors beat Team Baby Miz Murder? Will anyone return tonight to help orphans? Also, it's Rusev Day on WWE Smackdown Live 8pm EDT USA
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump slams tech industry. Seriously, is the solution that hard? Just have Twitter ban him
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Early Nirvana drummer says he has no regrets leaving the group before they recorded "Nevermind". ohwaityoureserious.jpg
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Apparently Rob Gronkowski is hurt far worse than anyone realizes and his production will see a MASSIVE fall off next year if he plays. Or Translated into Patriot-speak: The Patriots are entertaining multiple trade offers for Gronkowski
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
US Government to go into war with Amazon over Trump's inferiority complex. Welcome to the new normal
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
First 2019 Corvette ZR1 gets put on the dyno to see its top speed. (w/ fast and furious video)
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle's "first-come, first-served" rental law is an unconstitutional taking, says King County Superior Court Judge
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Remember No Man's Sky? You know, the space exploration game? The one that started off really cool and then kinda went thud? No? Well, anyway, they're announcing a "huge" update soon just in case you're curious
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boss is childish; she has mocked my hearing loss, my financial situation, and said my priorities aren't in order because I bought a new car and didn't pick up ice cream for work at the last minute. HR knows but won't act. What do?"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Len Bias to join Marion Barry in DC Cocaine Hall of Fame
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Thu March 29, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Kraft says Patriots 'obviously' have to draft a QB soon; Brady's body will start to give out in next 9-10 years
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Repeat a lie often enough and the DoJ inspector general will take it seriously
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gronkowski hopes to run the Kentucky Derby. No, seriously
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(GameInformer)
 
 
 
Two games that destroy families and friendships come together to demolish all you hold dear. Behold Mario Kart Monopoly
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Illegal search and seizure. Period
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The Sun is spitting out strange patterns of gamma rays-and no one knows why. In other news, large muscular green people seen in various locations
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The Potomac River cleanup efforts have been so successful that it's now safe to swim in it again. So, go ahead. No, seriously, you can go first. Yeah, I'll be right behind you. Go on, it's cool
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Tue March 27, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
In Vegas, Cosmopolitan's chief mixologist creates actual Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster along with other colorful space-themed drinks. "They're serious cocktails, but they look a little crazy. Our Moscow Mule is blue and has a floating spaceman in it"
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(Some Obviously Superior Guy)
 
 
 
Do you have an instinctive understanding of social psychology? Find out if Yale researchers share your opinion of your ability to gauge human motives and behavior. Let's be jerks and post our scores to taunt our inferiors
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time Zinke got rid of the offshore drilling moratorium and pissed off every coastal state except Florida, who mysteriously got the sole exception? Yeah, it was planned by Trump aides to give Rick Scott a win, piss everyone off
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Document shows that based on the responses to Hurricane Harvey (Texas) and Hurricane Maria (Puerto Rico), this administration is hilariously racist
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Mon March 26, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Normally loquacious Belichick surprisingly still mum on on decision not to start Butler in Super Bowl his Patriots lost
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photographer who spent 10 years documenting militarization of the U.S.-Mexico border, on paramilitary patrols: "I don't question their patriotism. Their effectiveness is another matter"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kraft discounts any discord in Patriots organization. Friction is 20% off, and squabbling is buy one, get one free
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Robot-mounted vacuum grippers flex their artificial muscles." No. Not yours. Stop all those furious thoughts
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Eggs dropped from a crop duster plane for an event in an Arizona neighborhood may be covered in herbicide because someone forgot to rinse out the plane's tanks. Seriously. who thought this was a good idea?
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Sun March 25, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Despite "only" asking for two 1st-round picks, Eagles surprisingly haven't fielded any serious offers for Nick Foles
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The legendary Howard Cosell was born 100 years ago today. You children on my lawn are now free to wax idiotic on how the likes of Stephen A. Smith, Joe Buck, John Sterling and Skip Bayless are somehow superior
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Patriots' Duron Harmon arrested for bringing weed into Costa Rica . You're doing it wrong
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's been three years since Marion "Suge" Knight was charged with murder, but apparently he has yet to find just the right defense attorney. Hey, maybe #15 will be the right one
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Patriots owner sends team plane to carry Parkland students to DC March for our Lives. Dammit, Kraft, Subby's allergic to onions
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Fri March 23, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
Woman charged over carrion luggage
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Another day, another 400-point drop for the Dow. Are we tired of winning yet? (Seriously, this is not a repeat from yesterday)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This weeks' story that Yellowstone is soon to blow and kill us all. This is warning number 5,245, and we're serious this time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to Congress: PSYCH. Seriously you guys suck, but PSYCH. GOP: Thank you sire, you are right as always. Please sir may I have another?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Don Lemon to former Virginian attorney general- "what would be your response if President Trump asks you to join his legal team?" Cuccinelli- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh wait, you're serious. Too much malarkey"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Bolton push for war with Iran? Will Donny veto his own party's spending bill? Will the Stormy tape drop? Are these seriously questions? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1300)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Five things John Bolton believes - "it's turtles all the way down" mysteriously absent
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You sexually harass a coworker: That's bad. Your network silences her with $1 million settlement and NDA: That's good (for you). News of the settlement leaks: That's bad. So you call her a money-grubbing liar: Still bad. So she sues you for libel: Hilarious
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
IHOP makes serious inroads on Waffle House as your preferred late night melee dining spot
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Thu March 22, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Notorious RBG shows Stephen Colbert how to get ripped
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
2,000 days on Mars, and Curiosity has yet to find a monolith. Big hopes for tomorrow, Little Guy
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Write-in campaign seeks to make "Campus Corgi" student government president. Who says college students aren't responsible and serious?
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Wed March 21, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle to receive first wax job prior to Harry wedding
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Austin bomber attended a religious group for home schooled kids, which taught him things like archery, gun handling, bible study, gay hating, and bomb making. What a RIOT
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(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
New startup aims to have working fusion reactor in fifteen years. For real this time. Promise. Come on, you guys, stop laughing, this is serious
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Halsey discusses battle against endometriosis, collaboration with Uncle Albert, and the butter pie
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mother-to-be furious that Toys R Us won't release loyalty earnings early. Threatens to never shop there again
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Tue March 20, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to recognize different interior design materials from quite a long way away. Number 1, the Larch
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
"I have nothing to apologize for, that's for damn sure." - says Mario Andretti on A.) his racing career, B.) his line of wines, or C.) getting a 15% property tax break due to a 1974 PA law meant for land preservation of farms, forests and open spaces
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Jordan Peele hilariously poses as UM basketball hero Jordan Poole
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Mon March 19, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NBA finally taking the issue of mental health seriously. Dennis Rodman heard muttering,"it's about damn time"
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Marketers who prioritize digital advertising have delusions of effectiveness. Bill Hicks wonders from beyond the grave who thought personal tracking and ads that follow people around the Internet were good ideas
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
DUI driver vomits out window, swerves into oncoming traffic, serves up hilarious mugshot
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking was a demon sent here to battle Billy Graham. Seriously. That's what it says
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The 2018 NFL season will start with the game most people want, which means it doesn't include the Patriots
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking predicted the 'end of the universe' two weeks prior to his death, but won't be alive to see it
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
96-year-old enraged veteran of Imperial Japanese Navy minces no words in message to youth: War is not cool. "Instead of a glorious death, the young man witnessed his comrades dying in a ditch"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Fear not Bitcoin believers, by 2020 your coin could be worth... wait, is this guy a cop? He must be a cop. This is some serious Five-O math
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Sat March 17, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Who the fark takes prawns and calamari to a theatre, seriously?
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Drama over pizza that has nothing to do with the endless New York vs Chicago fracas. "Italians are furious about this Michelin-starred chef's pizza"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
You won't want to go skiing again after seeing this horrific video of a ski lift malfunctioning. Thankfully no one was seriously hurt
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(Effectiviology)
 
 
 
If you thought playing video games was a waste of time, think again. Researchers showed that playing video games leads to various long-term cognitive benefits
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Happy 85th birthday, Notorious RBG
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Platypus milk. Not just a new antibiotic, also the name of my Yahoo Serious cover band
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two women illegally entered a mosque and started shouting racist, anti-Muslim slurs. They also brought their children along, wanting to show them how to be "proper patriots." So much winning
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Unilever, Britain's third largest company, curiously forgets that Brexit is meant to be about a glorious departure from the EU; announces it's moving its HQ from London to Rotterdam instead
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Wed March 14, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: Turn the volume up and enjoy this hilarious parrot stomping around the room
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Winklevoss twins are pitching a plan to regulate digital money. No, seriously
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Tue March 13, 2018
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Los Alamos National Lab, America's premier nuclear weapons laboratory, to celebrate 75th anniversary by extinguishing all exterior lights at night, led spectators marvel at glow-in-the-dark buildings, trees, grass
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baltimore Orioles become first MLB team to take steps against aging fan base by letting kids attend games for free
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump blames Democrats for obstructing his nominees to various positions in the State Department. Democratic Senator points out that Trump has yet to nominate anyone for 65 open positions and he might want to do that before crying about obstruction
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Moments In Time, a seller of "original historical materials," is currently selling GMC Suburban SUV in which Notorious B.I.G. was shot to death for $750,000. Also selling BMW 7 Series in which Tupac was killed for a mere $1.5 million
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
The latest thing for people to misinterpret: Periods in text messages
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Today)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin return to mock the North Korea meeting? Will half-opossum Jeff Sessions yuck it up again? Can we expect an hilarious skit parodying This is Us? Sterling K. Brown hosts and James Bay is the musical guest. SNL, 11:30pm ET on NBC
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Serious film critics in Japan lionize director Clint Eastwood as if he were Jerry Lewis, proclaiming "Space Cowboys" 2000's greatest international film and his by-the-numbers latter-day crowdpleasers instant classics
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Not sure if serious
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mysterious Disease X to destroy all human life everywhere. Have a nice weekend
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Fri March 09, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Neighbors furious that strangers are lining up in the middle of the night on their residential street to buy beer, for some reason
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
It's one thing to run a fake 'scared straight' program where everyone thinks you're a cop but you're really not. But people are going to ask questions if you take it so seriously you keep dragging handcuffed kids into the courthouse
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Still don't believe that the mysterious death planet Nibiru exists? Well someone just captured a video of it hurtling towards Earth
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Mon March 05, 2018
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
County charges female prisoners for hygiene products; attorney sees red, says it's a civil rights violation to staunch the free flow of tampons and county must absorb the cost, no strings attached. Period
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Sun March 04, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Will Jimmy Kimmel deliver hilarious anti-Trump barbs and make the opening monologue worth watching? Will Get Out nab a few statues? Will Warren Beatty have a sense of humor and say La La Land won again? The 90th Annual Academy Awards, 8pm ET on ABC
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
After only Republican group on campus disbands, students at very liberal arts school suddenly realize maybe it's not such a bad idea to have differing opinions in college, try wooing them back through various "viewpoint diversity" initiatives
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What if the nightmare scenario happens and the GOP win the midterms?
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
New England Patriots twitter account wishes Malcom Butler a happy birthday to hilarious responses
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 195, Bantamweight Champ Darrion Caldwell vs Leandro Higo, Joe Warren vs Joe Taimanglo. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on the Paramount Network
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In a move with no potential nefarious applications whatsoever, Dubai plans to DNA test all 3 million of its residents
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The White House is reportedly FURIOUS of the Ben Carson expensive furniture story. Not at Ben for spending the money, mind you, but at senior HUD officials and the HUD media relations office for not stonewalling reporters and denying everything
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
"I accept the fact that I made serious mistakes, but I still believe that I am a good person with much potential" Can we haz eye roll tag?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Best memories and biggest surprises from 2018 winter Olympics. The NBC television viewing experience mysteriously absent
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
If your five-star hotel doesn't have a Jeff Goldblum photo collage in the room, it's not a Marriott
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
What can Uncle Sam do about all these "cyber" warriors and their "cyber" meddling? Turns out not much
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Chronic Trigger has come to Steam. Truly, this is a good day for the Glorious PC Mas- wait, it's the mobile version??
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence of alien space farts. Seriously, who's funding these guys?
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Tue February 27, 2018
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In mid-March the price of toilet paper in Taiwan will skyrocket. Area supermarkets bracing for serious runs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two pussies missing. If not found, there may be a riot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Contentious snooker world has another flare-up after one Welsh pro calls another a "keyboard warrior" who snarks and cyber-bullies him. Never heard of such a person
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Warriors decided to travel to Washington D.C., but instead of going to the White House they'll visit the Museum Of African American History And Culture. In related news, subby is now officially a Warriors fan. Pass him the gold paint
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Mon February 26, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The sauce that launched a peculiarly-American riot is back -- thanks in part to Rick and Morty
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of illegal gun sales threatens to shoot himself. He looks serious about it, too
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
It's a sad state of affairs when the Olympics take Russian cheating more seriously than the United States
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Remember that period in American history when people were crushed by the government and marched off to camps? Neither do I. That's because we have the Second Amendment"
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Cypriot businessman living in Florida tries to use Panamanian police to eject the Trump Organization from his hotel. I only need one more for bingo
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Sure, the DeLorean was a very cool looking car. But it turns out it was pretty interesting underneath the stainless steel exterior as well, even without a flux capacitor
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(BBC)
 
 
 
IOC to Russia: We'll lift the ban, but you gotta stop doping for at least one more day. Can you do that? Just until the closing ceremonies. I know it feels like forever, but it's really not that long. Oh, and no Russian flag. We're super serious
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans, who are incapable of learning, ask people to tweet their priorities
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
And you thought President Trump was serious about quitting the Paris climate agreement. Just goes to show you that you should never take this flip flopper serious
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Looks at yard. Hmm...needs mowing. Looks at calendar. Seriously, yard, WTF? Looks at wife, who points at lawnmower. Grumbles... next time I'm buying a damn condo
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
From the This Statement Is A Lie Department: "We never lie to the American people," O'Keefe said. "We only tell the truth to the American people. We never deceive the masses, ever. Period." Period
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Your dog wants ... Cheerios?
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you were serious about becoming a blacksmith you would've done the hammering yourself and not hired a friend to attempt to hammer to death your unsupportive parents. So you see, maybe they were right about you lacking conviction for your dreams
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
America's most notorious deadbeat dad caught in Canadian cherry pit sting. No, really
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(Zee News India)
 
 
 
Flag-waving Bollywood producers say they are serious about enforcing two-year ban on Pakistani artists in Hindi film industry, which will make Bollywood great again
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Y, sin embargo, las personas en una de las ciudades más grandes del estado todavía no pueden beber el agua. Necesitamos prioridades más grandes y nuevos líderes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me -- on second thought, just pour me another drink
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Thu February 22, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Therapy cat seized from dementia patient, replaced with stuffed animal. This is both Sick and Hilarious I suppose. Sicarious?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors will spend next week's trip to DC visiting local children instead of visiting White House. "At the end of the day, it's about us celebrating a championship, so there's no point in getting into the political stuff and all that,"
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Wed February 21, 2018
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Titans Marcus Mariota eats hot peppers for ALS challenge- intercepted when asked to pass the plate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The only reason VA chief Shulkin is still in a job is because Trump's WH implosion is providing enough cover for him to fly under the radar. Seriously
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh, that cloud that was mysteriously wafting across Europe in 2017? Nothing to worry about, only a dash of Ruthenium-106
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Worry not people of Windsor, Ontario, that persistent hum you've been hearing all these years under your Canadian city are probably just giant worms working their way towards you
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Sane Democrats take delirious House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi to task for calling tax bonuses "crumbs"
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Tue February 20, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
HOW are we going to top last night? WHEN are we going to get the women in singles matches? WHY so serious, Benjables? It's YOUR SmackDown Live thread (8pm EST, USA)
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Mon February 19, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHY a Gauntlet prior to an Elimination? WHY NOT another 6 Woman Tag Match? WHAT will be Braun's next chart-topping hit? WHO stole Apollo's last name? THIS IS YOUR WWE RAW thread, live at 8 pm est on USA Network
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Hilarious video shows Olympic skier go up and down halfpipe without doing any tricks. Right after, she tells interviewer she doesn't get why she came in dead last
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump suffers through mandatory three-day waiting period before hitting the golf course after a school shooting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley to Mitt Romney: OMG. So excited 4 u. LOL. Can't believe u and me r gonna be senate bros. ROTFLMAO. Like seriously
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Sun February 18, 2018
(HelloGiggles)
 
 
 
Happy National Drink Wine Day. Since you have tomorrow off, do your patriotic duty
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(NPR)
 
 
 
During the Parkland shooting, kids were Tweeting, uploading videos to Snapchat, and taking pictures. It's time we had a serious conversation about kids and cell phone addiction. Yes, really, and from NPR
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wales suffers "massive" 4.4 magnitude earthquake, the strongest in 100 years. At least two chairs toppled. Thoughts and prayers for Omarion
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Sore loser, thy name is Brady. It's the Patriot Way
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Fri February 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shirtless Tongan finishes at the bottom of the standings. Mmmmm...Tongan bottom...What? Huh? Where am I, and why is my heart racing?
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 194: The Heavyweight Grand Prix continues, with Matt Mitrione vs Roy "Big Country" Nelson. Also Patricky Pitbull vs Derek Campos II. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on the Paramount Network
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
First serious Panthers bidder emerges
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police were called to go out to a specific residence 39 times in a five year period. Guess who lived there. Hint: he claims to have been hearing voices
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Thu February 15, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not news: Knicks choke. News: A record choke. We're talking a Mets up 7 games with 12 to play type of choke. A Falcons going out to meet Tom Brady in the second half of the SB kind of choke. Seriously, it was bad
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Mysterious pizza stalker bombards lawyer with 100 pies, also some sushi. And he's complaining
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The return of ethnic separatism, the rise of authoritarian populism, the retreat of liberal democracy, the elevation of a warrior ethos that reduces politics to friend/enemy, zero-sum conflicts. America sure looks like the Balkans
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Expect a bunch of DPRK cheerleaders to mysteriously disappear following this Winter Olympiad
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Police investigating mysterious, unexplained injuries to patients in Meriter Hospital's Newborn Intensive Care Unit, which doesn't sound like someone just getting sloppy pinning diapers on
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's glorious Brexit day will now be happening 3 months early. Or possibly 20 months late. Or on schedule. Or not at all. The only certainty is that Brexit means Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics Valentine's Day Special: A guy who fights Cupids with a chainsaw, gawk at Xena: Warrior Princess, a kick-ass new Kick-Ass kicks ass, DC decides Metal is too simple and brings Grant Morrison onboard, and a Marvel adaptation of Thrawn
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Serious relationship question: How long do you need to be dating your SO before you can fart in front of them?
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Why waste money in the museum gift shop when you can just snap a souvenir thumb off a $4.5 million terracotta warrior statue for free?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"AI generates hilariously weird candy heart messages"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
South Koreans are "unfortunately" very serious about short track speed skating
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC and my dad takes domestic abuse VERY SERIOUSLY, GUYS. LIKE GOLF. HE LOVES GOLF AND LOVES WOMEN
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iranian authorities dispute claims that suicide of academic in Tehran prison was 'mysterious,' claim it's perfectly normal for prisoners to sometimes fall down elevator shafts onto bullets
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
A New Jersey police officer was fired due to her prior occupation as a dominatrix where she dished out a different, sexy flavor of brutality
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Verrit.com, the Peter Daou website that no one wanted, used, or cared about, is rebooting for Summer 2018, so put away your sledding pantsuit and get ready for some serious action
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If US Olympic figure skater Mira Nagasu seemed oddly familiar to you, perhaps you pay a little too close attention to the scantily clad "rink girls" that clear the ice between periods at Colorado Avalanche hockey games
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Black Lightning, Jefferson receives a phone call... and it's coming from inside the house. Meanwhile, Gambi develops a new suit for a mysterious client (CW 9ET)
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Tonight on the Streets of Bakersfield, we ShowOff the Wolf, A Queen continues to quell a Riott, A Canadian Roodely challenges Americans, and A New Day of Pancaked Benjables. This is YOUR SmackDown Live Thread (8pm, USA)
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Names that won't scar your child for life- Apple, Rumour, Coco, Blue Ivy mysteriously absent
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
5 ways the heaviest element on the periodic table is really bizarre
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Emily Sweeney avoids serious injury after huge luge crash
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Patriots: Winning five Super Bowls is more fun than one. Expected Philly response: Throwing unopened cans of beer and padlocks at opposing fans is more fun than five Super Bowls
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Five quotes to remember from Gillibrand's 60 Minutes appearance. Most notable "my prior positions were wrong" vs. Hillary's "hey look, a wombat" approach
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
10 offseason priorities the NFL needs to address. Getting their heads out of their asses conspicuously absent
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Everyone take out your tiny, oily violins to play a sad little tune for OPEC as their "nightmare scenario" comes to pass, possibly destroying their control of world oil markets
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots are considered a fear-based organization. Uh oh, we got some real badasses here
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hey, son, remember the time I slipped that dildo and lube into your carry-on bag before we went through airport security? That was hilarious, wasn't it? Son? (some not safe for work images on site)
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