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Tue April 20, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Only 1 in 5 medical examiners admit to covering up cop murders
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors are ignoring evidence of insurrectionists planning the attack online, just as law enforcement did prior to 1/6
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmakers consider bill that would not only make blocking a highway during a protest illegal, but would give immunity to anyone who "accidentally" mows down a protester. Give you one guess which party supports this bill
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The NYT wants you to know that it's OK that you turned into a porked-out lardbucket during the pandemic. Everyone did
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland archaeologists find Harriet Tubman's childhood home, where she hid from the Nazis before discovering radium
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Verge's live blogs are generally both amusing & snarky, here's their Apple's 'Spring Loaded' coverage, starting at 1PM PDT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just bought two metal egg rings. Any recommended ways to use them -- for eggs or even any other type of food?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Residents upset after teens act up at park. "Using profanity, smoking, littering, taking all of the equipment so kids cant use them" Hoodlums. This is a repeat from every generation ever
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"ICE deported me for appearing in a film"
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Bike sales have skyrocketed during the pandemic. Do you ride a bicycle to a lot of places?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists are so focused on whether they can bring back an extinct butterfly. They never stop to ask if they should do it, or how the initial conditions will create unexpected effects
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
British Columbia represses its granola eating lumberjack desires until Victoria Day, when gibbering swarms of Okanagan wine swillers will immolate themselves on the yowls of Ogopogo and call forth the Lich Miss Vicky, Queen of Chips. Or whatever
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Considering a home heating contract where the contractor owns your HVAC equipment? Oh, when you try to sell your home, the new buyer must apply for credit to the HVAC company, 'cause you don't own the equipment. This sounds like a very bad idea
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP is frustrated that nobody is paying any attention to its attempts to define Joe Biden as a doddering, ineffectual, senile loser of a president. It's almost like nobody wants to take them seriously anymore
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Discovery of fossilized Neanderthal footprints suggests their kids moved in chaotic patterns, as if dancing or jumping around, loitering and getting underfoot, and annoying the fark out of everyone just like today's children
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is I'll be showering in my bathing suit all weekend in case a deer or family of raccoons is checking me out
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Drew demands a look into The Hurt Business's hiring practices. Will Riddle forget his lines as Charlotte could offer him a few before her match with Asuka & for the first time ever: Braun vs Randy It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Some Guy)
 
Spiffy
 
Dodgers award Vin Scully a 2020 World Series ring
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You know, when your bank is the center of a Dutch probe for money laundering, it's probably not the best look to suddenly resign as its CEO
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(AP News)
 
 
 
ABN AMRO pays multimillion fine in money laundering probe. Part of its sentence was the humiliation in admitting it will never be Deutsche Bank
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So just how safe is air travel during covid, really? This New York Times animation will show you, and also help you understand why anybody on the plane who sneezes should get the United VIP treatment
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How bad can things be if the world is back to pouring brown sugar water down its collective throat?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator Sinema shows off her "genuine weirdness" and fights the power while she sips sangria and wears a "f*ck off" ring. Edgy
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tim Curry is 75 today. What are you shivering with?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Teacher who started an online fundraiser to help neighbors buy groceries during the pandemic relearns the lesson that no good deed goes unpunished from the IRS
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Big Six managers preparing to lead their clubs in the European Super League, step forward. Whoa, not so fast there, Mourinho
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Some people have a daily routine set for themselves. For one 76-year-old upstate NY resident, it included littering in front of the same house. Every day. For nearly three years
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Toyota joins the EV SUV parade with the thinly disguised bZ4X concept, basically a RAV4's electric cousin featuring an AWD system by Subaru
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
American police gear up in armor and weapons and stand menacingly outside church harboring victims of police violence. Subby has nothing witty or clever, just bitter sorrow and horror
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Video game director, whose latest offering was plagued by problems at launch, is angry at gamers who refuse to buy at launch
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pastor uses fraudulent PPP loans to buy Tesla. No word if Rolex-wearing Jesus was first passenger
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
What, you thought it was already Spring? Mother Nature laughs at your calendar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because a spring football exhibition is clearly more important than trying to stop the spread of COVID-19, 47,218 idiots show up to watch Alabama in a scrimmage
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise has a panic button on his fireplace mantle which brings the cops if pushed. So, don't accidentally push any of Tom Cruise's buttons
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's ice cream brings all the tracksuits to the yard
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Increasing number of people ringing in to tinnitus hotline
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Nevada, now *almost* sure that boobies don't cause the COVIDs, is considering allowing strippers to resume dancing without them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slateposition: "It's time to stop outdoor mask wearing"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
For Saturday hockey we have 11 thrilling contests. Can the Capitals bring down the Flyers? Can the Oilers ground the Jets? Can the Hurricanes blow away the Predators? How about the battle of Florida? Puck drops at 12:30 PM ET
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Store decides to bar people who have not gotten the Covid-19 vaccine from entering. That's pretty harsh considering not everybody is elegib...wait...sorry, I got that wrong: They are banning people who DID get vaccinated. What the fark?
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Valve's banhammer springs a leak
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember that Trump lawyer that cited Lord of the Rings in a legal brief? Yeah, well he's back and representing the Oath Keepers. THEY SHALL NOT PASS. *Bangs gavel*
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Streaming now: Invincible episode 6. Mom waves the kids off on their college tour by hollering "no sex" (Spoilers)
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(BK Reader)
 
 
 
Misguided do-gooders are "rescuing" New Yorkers' pet cats and delivering them to shelters... even the bodega cats aren't safe
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
World-class mastermind unsuccessfully tries to ram a truck into a store to steal healthful, liberating, and empowering substance, then shoots a bystander who tried to stop the burglary
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Amazon's "The Lord of the Rings" show reportedly to cost *pinky to lip* $465M for just one season
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A man wearing a mask broke into a home where an old man lives, and demanded money. The old man shot the intruder multiple times, and is now suffering life-threatening injuries. Old man: "I didn't know the suspect was my own grandson"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Republican party is dedicated to pain and suffering
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Monday: Knoxville PD reports they killed a school shooter. Tuesday update: not a school shooter. Wednesday update: unarmed student killed during a "scuffle" after the officer shot himself in the hip. And no, they're not releasing the body cam footage
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(Some Barbarian)
 
 
 
How did crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women not make this list? Internet, I am dissapoint
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I'm not trying to shock you or anything, but it looks like the Americans who are having the worst trouble with evictions during the pandemic are mobile home dwellers. I guess living in a trailer isn't an indication of sound economic stability?
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Robert Kirkman is bringing Rick Grimes back in the comic books. He's not saying it's aliens, but...it's aliens
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In case there was any lingering doubt as to how thoroughly the Republican party despises women
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Thu April 15, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As the former European Central Bank president he helped save the euro. As Italy's new PM Mario Draghi is turning the spring into boot season
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(Phys Org2)
 
Spiffy
 
Snakes revealed to be gentlemen: not only do they bring their own lube, they know how to use it appropriately, depending on where they're going
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You'll no doubt be shocked that the "expert" who testified that George Floyd just happened to have a heart attack while Chavin's neck was on his knee, is being sued by the MD ACLU for covering up a similar police murder in MD when he was the ME
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(Some Guy)
 
Spiffy
 
During lockdown 74yo Flanders man forgets he should be telling kids to get off his lawn, instead invites them to play in his garden. Rod and Todd think there are demons there, will stay in the house
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Critics outraged that Biden's rail system initiative focuses on boring things like repairs, maintenance, and incremental upgrades, instead of a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car high speed rail project
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
In order to bring Deadpool into the MCU, Marvel/Disney has to agree to keep ScarJo and RyRey apart. Normally not a problem because the Black Widow is dead, but Superheroes rise from the grave more often than zombies
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(Some Comic Book Guy)
 
 
 
My local library just started offering an e-comics service. How many of y'all have access to this or something like it?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Army admits that, yeah, OK, the DC Guard might have technically "misused" those helicopters back during the George Floyd demonstrations when it flew them so low over the crowds. But surely you can acknowledge that the crowds were mostly non-white
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a TV series that is no longer in production that you would like to bring back?
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Never bring an airsoft gun to a gun fight. *BANG* Never bring a knife to a gun fight that you just lost because you brought an airsoft gun. *BANG*
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hopefully you'll take the engineering just as seriously
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Wed April 14, 2021
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
What do you do with a flag of nazis? What do you do with a flag of nazis? What do you do with a flag of nazis, when you're woke and cringing?
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(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
"I dunno, I feel that Florida has gotten too boring and predictable lately." "I completely agree. You know what we really need?" "An invasion of tropical frogs with claws? "An invasion of tropical frogs with claws"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Mazda bringing the rotary engine back stateside next year. Fark: as a glorified hamster wheel
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(KRNV Reno)
 
 
 
Nevada is betting on June 1st for reopening. Good thing people already given to risky activities don't fly in from all over the country to spend time indoors in the Nevada desert during the summer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former 'Bachelor' star now a shoo-in for new starring role in the upcoming reality show 'Confirmed Bachelor'
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(Axios)
 
 
 
St. Vincent water supply running critically low, leading some to suggest bringing in David Byrne to fix things
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Surrender to "Le Frenchy"', a sandwich featuring smoked ham, brie, and mustard sauce toasted on fresh-baked wheat or white bread. It also features an attitude and peculiar odor
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Experts debate if cockroaches are truly thriving during the pandemic, or if they are simply more visible due to our being home more often to witness their antics
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Guess which popular spring break state had highest single-day increase in COVID-19 cases since early February?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Darth Musker: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lil Nas X, fearing censorship, uses alternative methods to distribute music
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Booze in Toronto's public parks during COVID? "Sure, why not." says councillor. Throw city councillors into a wood chipper? "Sure, why not." says Torontonians
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police is given a one-year prison sentence for rigging the hiring process for... the chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Who'd have thought bringing back Jim Crow era rules would cause more racial injustice?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How Democrats voted during the pandemic is how Republicans vote during normal years. Tag is for the likely impact of Republican voter suppression bills
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Study of fairy circles shows in Australia even the dirt can kill you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz: "I didn't know her age - what was I supposed to do, cut off her leg and count the rings?" NARRATOR: "In reality, the victim used her birth year in her online username Vintage99"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The Bourne Retirement: Local homeowner claims his yard display that features a man hanging from a noose "isn't rooted in racism." Bourne "isn't buying it " and "will bring this fight to his doorstep"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Teen electrocuted during Florida storm was 'outstanding,' which is probably why they tell you to come inside when it rains
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Yukon political party leader looks exactly like you imagine him...boozed up and wearing a snazzy toque
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(Variety)
 
 
 
First look at the disillusioned zillennials starring in The CW's newer, grittier Powerpuff Girls reboot
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger and Dave Grohl discuss life during the pandemic
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle's new tunnel boring machine named 'MudHoney' after the early 90's grunge band, possibly to be joined by the Soundgarden Amphitheater or the Nirvana Institute for Brain Surgery
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sure, oceans are rising, fascism is making a comeback, an orange shiatgibbon controls an entire political party, and we can't go a day without a mass shooting. But you should totes still bring new children into the world, it's a great place for them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate the 20th anniversary of 9/11 than to bring home the troops from Afghanistan?
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(Delish.com)
 
Spiffy
 
Costco finally has a plan to bring back their free samples and all is right again with the world
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Witnesses for the prosecution have completely destroyed Derek Chauvin's murder trial defense, which means you'll be even more surprised when he walks away with a slap on the wrist for murdering a man in front of multiple witnesses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♬ Oh they boo and they hiss and they holler at me, Just because it's a ball and I call it strike three, I'm not wearing my glasses so how can I see, Nobody loves the ump, except the judge in my defamation lawsuit against a former player
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For years, the Internet Engineering Task Force has been trying to do something about all the racist terminology that exists in tech, but for some crazy reason their plan to get together every now and then and hum for agreement hasn't seemed to work
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The French Taco is definitely not the same thing as what your mom dabbled in during her post collegiate summer trip to Paris
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
Spiffy
 
"Nature documentaries have never been more popular, in part because they offer easy escapism during a rough time, and in part because marijuana has been legalized in much of the United States"
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(iFiber 1 News)
 
 
 
Washington State Apple Country army surplus store unclear why their storefront adorned with a full body portrait of Herman Goering causes concern. Maybe history?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The World Rally Championship at the Nurburgring next year? This is the (timed) way
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
In case you are wondering....a man who is making over $20 million dollars a year is looking for financial security
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Judge to Town: return the money that you illegally seized from this man. Town of Mooresville: sorry your honor we don't have it anymore. Judge: bring the cash or bring a toothbrush, your call
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An excellent analysis of exactly why we should be seriously considering an expansion of the Supreme Court and why Justice Stephen Breyer is full of shiat
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Pupper's bad behavior bringing a tear to your eye? Let the Onion's expert staff get your tail wagging
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
County Commissioner gets his fe-fes hurt when he believes the Proud Boys are insulted and brandished his penis, sorry, rifle during Zoom public meeting
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Larry Ellison reminds his employees just how rich he is in an email assuring them that he'll be permanently living on his private Hawaiian island, and that the $80 million mansion he just bought in Florida will be "torn down"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Recreational runners have an almost 50% of incurring a major injury and once you do, the odds of a repeat increase. The only decision is to STOP RUNNING NOW, YOU FOOLS
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It will be war in Ukraine, the Russians are sending in more troops and military equipment, the US is sending warships to the region and the Ukrainians are pouring military firepower into the conflict zone. It will be inglorious
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Spring. Grilling. Burgers. Dogs. Maybe some chicken. Not this guy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The kick heard around the world"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
India predicted to be the 'next Brazil' as COVID-19 cases skyrocket due to overcrowding and complacency. You really don't want to be labelled that during this pandemic
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(Good Morning America)
 
Spiffy
 
12-year-old graduating high school this spring, plans to attend Arizona State with plans to work as NASA engineer. In related story, subby's teenager has yet to crawl out of bed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Slave drama directed by Antoine Fuqua and starring Will Smith is the first film to be emancipated from Georgia
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas to ban ornamental grass, possibly because watering your lawn in a desert is stupid
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
After much exploring, standalone Bronco Dealerships are in route. No word if they will be suburban or staffed by guys with names like Jimmy, Willy, or Ranger
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The giant block fell into the water Saturday at 4:57 p.m. It's official. The ice is out on Joe's Pond and it is Spring in Vermont. Tune in next week when the leaves start to turn color
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The controversial defense that could be used in the Chauvin trial and get a murdering police officer off the hook: "excited delirium"
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Nurse now knows what most Americans feel like during the pandemic, and it ain't clean
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Evander Holyfield is coming back for one more bout on June 5. That is all
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Five bottles of Texan celebrity booze that's worthy of you pouring it down the drain for something way better
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Federal court: University of Iowa administrators are personally liable for deregistering Christian student group after it denied leadership role to gay student
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's Sunday night, you've had a relaxing weekend, you've got a whole week ahead of you. Why not watch a video about making "popcorn salad" and spend the rest of your evening wondering what the hell is wrong with people?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hope he was wearing brown trousers
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Rules for making the best salads. Missing: Eat cheeseburger and onion rings first, then throw salad away
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Culture tends to be forged on the fringes, to be embraced by mainstream society much later. There are signs we are in a culturally stagnant period
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Innovative employers are offering more downtime, flexibility and wellness perks. What about a raise? Oh you sweet innocent serf
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Can you smell what the President is cooking?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Spring Break edition
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Sat April 10, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
Spiffy
 
Joe "no-no" Musgrove has a nice ring to it
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Only one motion picture can run in an empty theater for 54 straight weeks and not get pulled. You'd like to know which movie that was, huh? I can tell. You're practically shivering with antici
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You might not believe this but Russia has hidden 300,000 deaths during the pandemic
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Saturday hockey brings us ten for the tenth. The action begins at 2:00 PM ET with the Panthers and the Stars. Other top action includes Bruins-Flyers, Lightning-Predators, and Wild-Blues. Let's have a fun time, shall we?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With Cuomo more vulnerable than ever, the NY GOP offers up a parade of gibbering crazypants Trumpists as the alternative
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sócrates to stand trial for money laundering, helping Bill & Ted
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pillow Guy hiring Private Investigator. Fox News yawns cautiously
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NC stops administering J&J vaccine due to adverse affects, uneducated rednecks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier on your brain than figuring out some of the moon logic in classic point & click adventure games it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT 3 out of 10: Season 2 free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Favourite mods?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to turn your children into uncaring, insufferable assholes just like Mom and Dad
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The greatest risk during the next pandemic wave comes from not owning Tesla stock. So remember to wear a mask, social distancing, and buy Tesla
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Since it's spring: how to thaw anything
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I hope this puts your petty problems of food and rent into perspective. There are people really suffering out there. As this hard hitting article shows: Is There a Private Jet Shortage on the Horizon?
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Ah, spring, when the local police have to deal with people walking into traffic while reading, file cabinets trying to cross Main Street in search of mates, children on bikes being whisked to hospitals after damaging cars, and a stuck duck
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(NYPost)
 
Spiffy
 
NYC singles now gearing for getting infected with good old fashioned STDs, ready to enjoy a "slutty summer" of casual sex as COVID vaccinations rise
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(Bert Hubert)
 
 
 
How do they work? Reverse Engineering the source code of the BioNTech/Pfizer Vaccine
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(Some Broke Guy)
 
 
 
Turns out all those new habits and hobbies we took on during the pandemic had a direct hit on our wallets, at least according to the researchers at the Ric Romero Institute For The Blindingly Obvious
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Apparently, everyone staying home during the pandemic didn't really do anything positive for the environment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let me get this right: A state that exists because it didn't cop to Virginia joining the Confederacy is making it illegal to tear down statues honoring the Confederate traitors who caused their state to break away from the traitorous Confederacy?
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
This week in 1974, the first California Jam occurred, featuring Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Black Oak Arkansas, The Eagles, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Earth Wind & Fire, Rare Earth and...SEALS & CROFT?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Shaq pays for a random man's engagement ring because he's just that great
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
New clip from Ghostbusters: Afterlife brings back an old favorite
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Angel Hernandez did not get any better at his job during the offseason
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Man charged with manslaughter, endangering child, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after giving kiddie rides with John Deere backhoe
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Turns out Springsteen isn't the only rocker who has scored an Oscar nomination
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Wed April 07, 2021
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Woman looking to buy her boyfriend a fridge during Facebook Marketplace sale stabbed to death. Man, that's cold
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence signs 7-figure book deal, but TFA's real gem is this part of its headline: "Trump and other administration alums face a tough market in publishing." Maybe they need to work more within the coloring book/word find/scratch n' sniff genres?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
In a world were everyone is wearing masks, today's bank robber has to do that little extra to get noticed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lourve: Hey, you know that Leonardo da Vinci painting that Russian oligarch Dmitry Rybolovlev sold to MBS at auction for $480M may not be legit. Money laundering?
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(Twitter)
 
Spiffy
 
In 2021, Dallas Cowboys' punting situations sure to bring about lots of Anger
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Andrew Giuliani: "I'm 'strongly considering' running for governor of New York...NYAAAAAH"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1945, the battleship Yamato was sunk by Allied forces, ending Imperial Japan's last hope to destroy the Allied fleet and yet preparing the way for the eventual defeat of the Gamilons
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(NYPost)
 
Spiffy
 
Considering recent sales of a 2000 Tom Brady rookie card and a gem mint 1993 Black Lotus card, the price of this 1938 comic book fails to impress
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"With e-whoring... you're scamming people and you're actually looking to exploit people for your own financial gain"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you've never seen The Thick of It, Armando Iannucci's classic political satire starring Peter Capaldi, you're missing out, especially as it featured an f-bomb every five seconds, and the f*cking BBC thought it was too sweary
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Nature's way of saying stay away, #475: Wearing a hard hat, holding a crockpot lid as a shield and carrying a bathroom scale in a Dollar General
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Daughter of minority immigrants moves into a better place two months late after runaround about repairs needing to be done first. All because she went and got a better temp job during the pandemic
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Yahoo Answers gets eulogized with a more flattering headline than it deserves
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Eagles, Dolphins monitoring the legal situation of Deshaun Watson as they are still hoping they can trade for his magic touch at quarterback
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(The Hill)
 
Spiffy
 
"Over the last four years, the Trump Administration discarded the tradition of open hearings on World Wide Threats, when it displeased the former president to have his preferred views of rival nations contradicted by agency heads,". Not anymore
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Tue April 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lake Superior State University in Michigan is offering college students a scholarship to study cannabis aaannnd you've already left to enroll
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
GOP spring donor retreat demands some sort of document that verifies an attendee has had his covid vaccine. Almost like a vaccine passport or something
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
US considering Olympic boycott. This is not a repeat from 1980
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Official GOP position: Requiring photo ID for Will Call tickets? That's Communism
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
You lift your morning coffee and contemplate the futility of life the ring left behind. These scientists sucessfully modelled coffee ring formation in drying colloidal droplets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During Jeopardy final round, contestant answers with only question that matters to guest host Aaron Rodgers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've seen outraged GQP members comparing voting laws in CO and GA to prove the MLB are hypocrites and felt pretty sure they were talking out of their asses but didn't feel like checking, well -- you're right. They are, indeed, full of it
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(Some Camelid guy)
 
 
 
Police in Wallonia find two Bactrian camels and a Dromedary just wandering around. Owner probably has the hump, at least he would if they hadn't run away
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Epidemiologist and health economist Eric Feigl-Ding rings the alarm and posts an informative Twitter thread about Brazil's P1 Covid variant in Canada
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(Sports Media Watch)
 
Spiffy
 
Ratings are in, show that NCAA women's basketball championship was TV hit despite featuring two Pac-12 schools on Easter Sunday. Game viewership topped American Idol and easily beat Sunday Night Baseball in key demos, fundamentals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Publix pissed that 60 Minutes implied that their meager campaign contribution to Gov. Superspreader led to their vaccine distribution privileges, ignoring the fact that Publix is simply much better than any government agency at doing everything
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Family and friends hold vigil for DMX outside hospital, fearing the man may never design another bike again
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Where were Mike Flynn and sons during the insurrection? New photos reveal Patrick Byrne and Roger Stone lied about his whereabouts. Why was Jr. dressed in clothing that obscured his identity? Just asking questions
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In an attempt to make everyone feel better about genocide, China releases a new musical: "Springtime for Pooh"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Onlooker at football match capitalizes on Cristiano Ronaldo's hissy fit, raises $75,000 for 6-month-old boy suffering from spinal muscular atrophy
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Enjoy thousands of males unloading in your face every spring
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Look, you may be the pilot, and yes, it IS called "the cockpit" , but that does NOT mean you get to whip it out during a flight, buddy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the Soviet Union, the ring throws you into Mount Doom
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Supergroup "The Kings Of Quarantine", featuring members of Faith No More, Beastie Boys, 311, 3rd Bass, Sepultura, and Cypress Hill cover Public Enemy's "She Watch Channel Zero"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh look. A boring little video teaser of Star Wars sets for the Obi Wan series. I'm sure no one on Fark will find this interesting. (Subby has watched it thrice thus far)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You are now hearing this endorsement of Covid vaccination in Morgan Freeman's voice. Titty sprinkles
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Defining trait of Roberts' lazy SCOTUS: do anything to avoid deciding what the law is. Today's edition involves declaring moot a unique question about how the first amendment and government records laws intersect with Trump's use of Twitter
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists finally solve mystery of giant hovering blobs thought to be Cthulhu turds off the coast of Norway. They're actually thousands of Cthulhu spawns wrapped in sacks
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
Carolina Panthers reportedly still pushing for blockbuster quarterback trade; Patriots still considering Redbox
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Rapper DMX remains on life support after suffering heart attack up in here. Up in here
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is, he supposes, soliciting suggestions for coping mechanisms for knowing (fearing?) he'll never be good enough for a casual or romantic sexual or platonic relationship; and subby has already been though therapy, thank you
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Springtime is when many aquatic creatures are migrating across Minnesota
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Saturn's rings, four moons, and no wolves
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(Axios)
 
Spiffy
 
With the ISS nearing the end of its operational lifespan, what's next for space stations? Enter private business
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's bad enough you're illegally partying outdoors during a pandemic, but littering too? For shame
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(Nature)
 
 
 
"Why indoor spaces are still covid hotspots," a kindergarten coloring book for people who somehow managed to live through the last 13 months without learning how respiratory viruses spread
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(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
Every confirmed cameo in the 'Space Jam: A New Legacy' trailer. Come for Mama Fratelli hanging with the Night King, stay for the Nun from 'The Conjuring' eating her own rosary
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Sat April 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kid makes bow-ties for adoptable dogs in shelters. After all, "who wouldn't want to adopt a dog wearing a bow tie?"
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
USS Johnston, sunk 77 years ago during Battle of Leyte Gulf, found more than 20,000 feet down. Commanded by 1st Native American to receive Medal of Honor, prevented Japanese forces from attacking US forces liberating Philippines
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(Time)
 
Spiffy
 
Advanced capitalist country begins the 4-day work week. Obsolete capitalist countries still figuring out health insurance, minimum wage
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Give us a pro tip. Mine: If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say "Did you bring the money?"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Roman Reigns & Daniel Bryan are both on Edge about his attacking them during their match. Sami brings in Logan Paul for his "documentary". PewDiePie to post a reaction video shortly. We're approaching the off ramp to WrestleMania at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House staff launched an 'underground' haircut ring last year during DC pandemic lockdown. It operated out of a bathroom and was so popular that WH found a new permanent barber
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"High school senior fatally shot by friend during target practice". Well, it's safe to say the friend REALLY needed the practice, then
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(Twitter)
 
Weeners
 
When God said "No graven images" he was specifically referring to this [NSFW]
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
Spiffy
 
You'd think spending a year fighting Covid to the point where you had to learn how to walk all over again would be enough suffering, but no
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colorado lawmakers are considering a proposal that would ban Native American mascots in public schools and colleges because it's like 2021 now and really, people
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When a 14-year-old put up a Snapchat post saying "F school, F cheer, F softball, F everything" after learning she didn't make varsity cheer, her school didn't need to make a federal case out of it. But they did, and now SCOTUS is hearing it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"[He] decided he was on a 'mission for avenging' Kibbe's victims..." 'I am down to test my theory that no jury during a penalty phase of my potential death penalty trial will ever vote to see me executed,' he said." Well OK then, that's hard core
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Prophet Elijah (no not that one) claims Donald Trump is a divine messenger of God and will bring about God's 'eternal kingdom'
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida. We hope you're enjoying your spring break with our sunshine, theme parks and beaches. And you have until 4PM to get the fark out
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oxford accused of covering up sexual assault of women's rowing team star by male crew member for tossing oar, showing his cox
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hulu unveils new series starring the hero we've all been waiting for: Koala man
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I don't know if I saw my elderly neighbor expose himself to me or not and it's really bothering me"
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(Tech Xplore)
 
Spiffy
 
Science: "LiMnO2 cathode stabilized by interfacial orbital ordering for sustainable lithium-ion batteries." English: "Doubling the charging-recharging cycle of lithium batteries"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
60% of people say they've improved their skills on their hobby thanks to all the time they spent on it during the past year. In related news, subby is ready to arm wrestle anyone at any time
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Down and out royal Prince Harry sees more red after British Association of Gingers banishes him for 'bringing shame on the redhead community' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's not the hallucinations I'd mind, or the memory loss, or the spasms. It's the tooth-shattering
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Botox 'doctor' drank Four Loko and champagne during consultations
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Shoah 'nuff, it's the Kentucky Libertarian Party's time to shine on this week's edition of Cringy Holocaust Analogies
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Governor ends practice of hiring lobbyist for DC. FARK: Then promptly hires a staffer for $120k/year to lobby on his behalf in DC
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1959, the Dalai Lama began exile, fleeing Chinese oppression and bringing total consciousness to golf caddies world wide
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
The jump that wasn't, by the stuntman who didn't, featuring Canada's Evel Knievel wannabe
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
The best and worst Japanese food, as rated by foreigners encountering it for the first time. Sushi is tops, while natto is unrated -- seaweed strips and dashimaki tamago are bottoms
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I understand burritos. I don't really understand Bitcoin. But I'll gladly take either of them for free if someone's offering
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Egypt says neighboring countries are in denial if they think she won't react to any restrictions to the country's share of the Nile River's waters
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Those "new" restaurants you've been online ordering from last week, like "Send Noods" or "Farking Good Pizza"? The food may have come from the same place. Your dog still wants the steak
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Emma Watson rumoured to have stormed off the set during the filming of "This is the End". Seth Rogan has the background, explanation, original
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
What is Derek Chauvin taking notes on during his trial?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is a food or drink that is now defunct that you wish they would bring back?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stray cat brings sick kittens to Turkish vets, presumably to help them rock this town, rock it inside out
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Nearly 20% of Americans didn't seek needed medical treatment during the pandemic due to cost. Many still had the good sense to avoid self-diagnosis on WebMD
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(El Ka Bonk)
 
 
 
It's the Dwars Door Vlaanderen, "Across Flanders", at 6:25 AM ET for Women and 8:45 AM ET for Men. Another Spring classic, prelude to this weekend's Tour of Flanders
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My kids are complaining that my loud sex is keeping them up at night. Suggestions on how I can keep it down or what I can do with the kids to keep them from hearing?"
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Tue March 30, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Some AstraZeneca investors are wondering if rushing their coronavirus vaccine and forgoing $20 billion in revenue to get it out there was worth it
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(Urban Dictionary)
 
 
 
A new slur has mutated during the pandemic
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
For the first time in recorded history, there were zero flu deaths in Washington State, an event celebrated by pandemic researchers who point to lockdowns, mask wearing, and people staying out of chimneys
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police officers acquitted in case of beating black police officer during protest over other officer's acquittal for killing another black police officer. ♪ It's the Circle of Life ♪
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"We need to talk about what you're wearing. You look like a hooker"
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(Fark)
 
Spiffy
 
Irish tourist attractions, British actors, 19th Century inventions, and sports competitions are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 14-20 Surround Sound edition
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Arizona Republicans, 2010: support and pass a law requiring people to show their ID if a cop thinks they're too brown. Madison Cawthorn, 2021: "We must make every effort to keep America from becoming a 'show your papers society'"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
What is the best movie starring an SNL cast member? LGT Subby's pick. Difficulty: must be a comedy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Imagine driving this absolutely terrifying marvel of engineering at night with wind howling down the canyon
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Houston Public Media)
 
 
 
Pair of hat-wearing human thumbs arrested for Capitol insurrection
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Exceeded only by perennial Kennedy Center favorite "Shear Madness" as DC's longest running farce, the US Supreme Court finally brings down the curtain on the "But her emails" Saga
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian immunization committee is preparing to suspend use of AstraZeneca-Oxford vaccine. Questions include: How astral is it? Whar zenith, whar? And why is it made of neither oxen nor Fords?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Ex-husband accused of breaking into woman's home twice in two months and at least wearing an appropriate tee shirt for a trial
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
First came Peeps Pepsi. Now, Peeps has teamed up with 7-Eleven to bring you a Peeps Latte. Because nothing says lattes like 7-Eleven
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sedition suspect: How do you even know I was at the Capitol riot on January 6? Arresting officer: Bro, you're wearing an "I Was There, Washington D.C., January 6, 2021" t-shirt
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(Axios)
 
Spiffy
 
"S&P predicts Biden's infrastructure plan will create 2.3 million jobs by 2024, inject $5.7 trillion into the economy - which would be 10 times what was lost during the recession - and raise per-capita income by $2,400"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP will take the House in 2022 because of gerrymandering
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
North Korean despot Kim Jong-un now preparing to launch submarine nuke missile capable of striking water ANYWHERE in the world
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sauron reacquires the one ring
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
January: Let Them Play protests in Michigan push to resume high school sports. March: basketball team wins district tournament, then forfeits regionals so they can go on spring break
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When the CDC director breaks down during the COVID briefing, we may have a problem
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It only took an international research team, countless sleepless nights, and untold cigarettes and danish but the mystery of how the 'coffee ring' forms has been solved. Champagne for all
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Lebanon could sink like the Titanic, politician warns, offering the terrifying prospect of yet another epic James Cameron romance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Staples and Office Depot are both offering to laminate your vaccine card for free. And you might want to take them up on the offer, because you're going to need to flash that card a LOT
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Nicholas Cage accuses Seth Rogan and James Franco of stealing his brilliant idea, also wearing his snakeskin jacket as a symbol of his individuality
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Thirteen shows that kept referring to their own cancellation
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Late night talk shows got incredibly bizarre during the pandemic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The real Baywatch brings in the booty
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In 2020 Democrat turned Republican Jeff Van Drew won re-election by smearing his opponent as anti-cop. Gonna be harder to do with his 2022 opponent: An ex-cop himself, who as a teen was wrongly beaten and shot by cops in a case of mistaken identity
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone managed to get under 3% body fat to film the Clubber Lang scenes in Rocky. Meanwhile, Farkers sprain their wrist reaching for that slice of pizza
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Sun March 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
JS Bach's favorite instrument you've probably never heard of: the long-lost Lautenwerck, a sheepgut stringed cousin of the harpsichord
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's a scary stormy night, Lindsey Graham is barricaded inside his house with an AR-15, cowering afraid of the gang of 8
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
JJ Watt: "I want to play for the Cardinals because I think they can be a contender." Larry Fitzgerald: "Yeah, about that"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you think we're heading for a post-pandemic "Roaring 2020s," with parties and excess, think again about the 1918 pandemic and the resulting 1929 market crash
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What will the Sunday edition of the Sweet Sixteen bring? Starting at 2:10 PM ET on CBS it is two Catholic schools with Creighton and Gonzaga, Florida State-Michigan, UCLA-Alabama, and a Pac-12 battle of Oregon-USC ending the day. How is your bracket?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest.This week's theme: A F'artiste homage to Spring. Create for us some art that shows what Spring means to you - write a poem, take a photo, draw a drawing, P a PShop, use any medium you choose
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Zoom has a zero tax bill despite $670 million in profits during this pandemic. Headquarters moved to the Cayman Islands? Nope, just the current tax code
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Spring Break Edition
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(Some Wage Slave)
 
 
 
If you were wondering what kind of exploitative monsters would actually brag to their employees about hindering the Fight For $15 minimum wage and blocking unionizing efforts, look no further
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(El Ka Bonk)
 
 
 
Sunday's Spring Classic is the 83rd edition of Gent-Wevelgem 2021 Men's at 7:30 AM ET and Women's at 10:45 AM ET
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Sat March 27, 2021
(L'OFFICIEL)
 
 
 
Inspired by famous divas of the 70s, fashion designers are bringing back huge sunglasses. In related news, one-hit wonders of the 80s still wearing sunglasses at night
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(Washington Post)
 
Spiffy
 
Biden is firing THE BEST PEOPLE
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
University of Miami epidemiologists now warning that the Pandemic Spring Break in Florida might not end so well. Florida tag trumps Obvious, Followup, Sick, Stupid, and Asinine tags in massive free-for-all
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So, by Monday the world economy will be reorganized. Freak out,to the left. Guesses about whose sovereign wealth fund is pulling strings on the right
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Soon they won't be requiring masks where I'm at, partner doesn't think there's any point to wearing masks if clients won't. Any thoughts?
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Fri March 26, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man loitering in empty lot in stolen car refuses police officers orders to exit the vehicle and is able to flee to steal two additional vehicles. Still at large. Betty White is correct
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oh It's Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week, In a worthy moment of peace and bliss in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hold on to your rudders. It's time to bring in the Dutch
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It is an article of faith among the MAGA faithful that Joe Biden is a doddering, senile old man who is barely aware of his own name. The Republican Senators and Reps who have met with him now know better
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(People Magazine)
 
Spiffy
 
Bindi Irwin brings a ray of sunshine into a weary world. Bonus: Mother's milk is now a Warrior's drink
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oooooooh no. A group of senate republicans touring the U.S.-Mexico border were heckled by Mexican Cartels. It was a highly dangerous situation, because you know very well how the Cartel is infamous for heckling people. HECKLED
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Electric vehicle factory announces a five-day shutdown due to a shortage of microchips for their cars. Well, this is what happens when you outsource all your manufacturing to China...wait, this IS a Chinese factory? Yikes
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Scamvangelist Robin Bullock: Joe Biden lost his balance and 'stumbled' upon entering Air Force One, so that proves his Presidency is illegitimate and Donald Trump is still the legal President, because the Prophets said so. LOL, what?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Can I go to kinky gatherings if I don't know my kinks?"
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana truck overturns
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man faints when judge tells him he's going to prison for murdering a random dude to threaten another
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
74-year-old Seattle man dragged out of bed, handcuffed, and held at gun point by police officers who forced their way into the man's home during a drug raid. Excuse me, did I say "drug raid"? I meant welfare check
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
PA State Police warn people of springtime con artists, scams, home invasions, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Offering a minor family member cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, and methamphetamine is a good way to get police to find that pipe bomb on your dresser. So don't, mm-kay?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're killing me, Larry
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(Daily Star)
 
Spiffy
 
Hot news for Covid vaccinated Tennessee residents, the top strip clubs in Nashville are offering VIP life membership and promising you the party of a lifetime (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is there a single smart farker who can explain to an idiot like subby why NFTs have value as anything other than as a tax dodge or money-laundering vehicle?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA trade deadline is upon us. Look upon your favorite players and despair as they are traded for bench help, draft picks, expiring contracts and cash considerations
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(Page Six)
 
Spiffy
 
Kristen Stewart brings all the intensity, emotion, and acting ability we've come to expect from her to her latest role: that of Princess Diana
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Armstrong County, PA Memorial Hospital will be receiving more than 3,100 doses a week of the Covid-19 vaccine in the coming weeks -- but organizers aren't seeing many people registering for a spot. Please, if you are in the area, you know what to do
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The "Spring Break Joker" is in reality 34-year-old Chicagoan with marital issues, far right beliefs, a Covid truther, and worst of all a Cubs fan
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 829: "Spring Has Sprung Again". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Georgia Code §16-10-20 makes it a crime to make false statements to an agency of the Georgia government or legislature. A Fulton County, GA prosecutor is exploring whether to charge Rudy Giuliani under it for his "election fraud" testimony
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Now that IT employees qualify for COVID vaccine they can't sign up for appointments with retail pharmacies. Due to not hiring enough IT employees to keep their sign up forms up to date on qualifications. Ironic tag says it doesn't qualify
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(ABC News)
 
Spiffy
 
Decades ago, she was called many things during the Boston Busing Crisis. Today, you can call her, "Mayor of Boston"
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Open mic nights can be cringe worthy at comedy clubs, but when a ref confirms what we all know happens, what will that lead to? Improv? Dancing? Calling a penalty a penalty regardless of the game situation? The wacky possibilities are endless
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Republicans' latest excuse for closing the border is that illegal immigrants will bring coronavirus into the country. But Republicans are also some of the worst when it comes to wearing masks as protection from the coronavirus. Does that seem odd?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
New Amazon Fire TV remote plays catch-up with Roku, featuring shortcut buttons to the streaming services you don't care/won't pay for
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(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion was released 15 years ago. Designers recall having to dumb down its AI as hungry or drug-addicted NPCs would kill for their needs. Sheogorath wasn't kidding about the cheese and subby now wants a mod restoring the chaos
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Redmond, Washington launches 'You Stay, We Pay" plan to boost tourism, offering a marked improvement over nearby Enumclaw's "You Play, We Neigh" plan
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Popcorn machine nixed at North Dakota Capitol after triggering alarms, finally ending this nefarious scheme of the Redenbacher crime syndicate
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Witness the beauty of thousands of flamingoes migrating en masse to their spring feeding grounds in... Boston?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News avoided covering the latest terror attack because it's bad for ratings
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
20 years ago today Apple introduced Mac OS X, ensuring in the next two decades confusion that the X is pronounced as "Ten"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1765, Parliament passed the Quartering Act, proving they could give up the funk even before George Clinton
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Found in storm drain: (A) a lost family heirloom ring, (b) a drug stash, or (c) a naked woman
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Louisville cop who fired pepper balls at journalists during Breonna Taylor protest is now getting additional attention from his department for his actions...by being nominated for an Exceptional Merit Award
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ex New York police officer who played tambourine in U.S. Capitol halls during January 6th riot charged with several misdemeanors, missing tact
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(Rolling Stone)
 
Spiffy
 
Korean singer Chung Ha flexes Spanish she grew up with in Dallas, releases new reggaeton duet featuring Puerto Rican rapper Guaynaa, the first ever K-Pop song performed entirely en español
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Seven enduring COVID-19 claims fact checked. Or as your crazy relatives call it, horrible lies whispered by Satan himself
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Tue March 23, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Bring back flipping over the USB connector three times to get it to fit, SAID NO ONE EVER
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Men say sex was better during the COVID-19 pandemic. When asked whether they thought their wives were satisfied, a tiny part of them said no
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When murdering somebody make sure your victim isn't on a Zoom call
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Ah...springtime in the Rockies. The snow's receding, the flowers are blooming, the white supremacists are making their pagan sacrifices to Wotan
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Look at this cute little octopus I'm holding in my hand. I especially like the tiny blue rings"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Who could have predicted that outsourcing most of our manufacturing to other countries would come back to bite us in the ass?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is loving, caring, and absent-minded; he'll forget to lock the door, zip his pants, and ruined an expensive camera by taking it underwater to snap pics. We want to have a baby, but I worry he'll leave it in a hot car. Am I overreacting?"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
DeSantis Spring Break is proceeding as expected -- drugs, rape, 1000 arrests. All is well
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