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Thu November 26, 2020
(Lafayette Journal & Courier)
 
 
 
Indiana GOP wastes no time in petitioning SCOTUS to remove same-sex parental rights
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Wed November 25, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Salon owner quotes Magna Carta to defy lockdown, is hit with a $40,000 bill of rights
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Tue November 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The new owner of the Mets, Steven Cohen, spent years building a rep as a ruthless billionaire who loathes the public and buys rights to photos to prevent their publication. But he's had some funny social media posts recently, so hey. Relatable guy
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Sat November 21, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania's lieutenant governor, Democrat John Fetterman, lets his freak flags fly. And his pro-marijuana legalization and LGBTQ- and transgender-rights flags and you better believe some people have a problem with that
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Fri November 20, 2020
(ELLE)
 
 
 
For all the advances in trans rights over the past few decades, 2020 is the deadliest year on record for transgender Americans. Today we remember them
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Wed November 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's almost as if large multinational corporations who import raw materials, be it coconuts, chocolate, or now palm oil, from third-world countries with no labor or human rights law are profiting off the systematic exploitation of those workers
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Fri November 13, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lawyer for nazi terrorist Kyle Rittenouse wants republicans to "dust off" gun rights
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Sat November 07, 2020
(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Have some money to burn? You might be able to buy the naming rights to the Phoenix Suns' newly-renovated arena
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Thu November 05, 2020
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Formula One decides doing business with Russia, China, and Bahrain wasn't enough to anger supporters of human rights and adds Saudi Arabia to the 2021 schedule
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
And I said, "What about the rights to Breakfast at Tiffany's?" and she said, "That's the one thing we can sue for" and I said "I support that litigation"
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Wed November 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news: Florida voters approved $15 an hour minimum wage. Bad news: How will Florida GOP sabotage initiative like they did for previous bullet train, restore felon voting rights restoration initiatives?
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Disability rights groups not happy about 'The Witches' saying it paints people with upper limb differences as "creepy and evil"
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Mon November 02, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
David Barton: The bible claims adultery is a sin, so that's why we cannot support gay rights. But we can still support Donald Trump, though
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Sat October 31, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
College football on Halloween brings us top matchups including Memphis-Cincinnati, MSU-Michigan, Texas-Oklahoma State, and Ohio State-Penn State. Which games are you watching? The frights and thrills begin at Noon ET
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Fri October 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart infringes on 2nd amendment rights when armed, right wing militias need them most
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Thu October 29, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cops are using victims' rights laws to hide their identities
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Cool: Trailer Drops for new David Bowie biopic "Stardust" WTF: a movie that according to Bowie's son ,was made with no involvement or approval from the family and has no rights to use any of Bowie's music
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Tue October 27, 2020
(Newsroom.az)
 
 
 
Lion linked to Myanmar human rights abuses. They were delicious
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Sun October 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan: Students must wear masks and practice social distancing. Christian School: We're suing you for violating our constitutional rights. State Officials: We're shutting you down
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Fri October 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I fear that my little girls won't grow up with the same abortion rights as I did, but you can't shame me into voting for Biden." No, it's not an SNL skit
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Wed October 21, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Having resolved all of the other pressing issues involving human rights in 2020, the SCOTUS weighs in on "deer jacking.''
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Tue October 20, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I just found out that I have a six year-old daughter. Complete news to me. What rights do I have as a surprise parent?"
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Mon October 19, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Federal appeals courts that Trump packed with conservative judges are now issuing critical decisions on voting rights cases in Trump's favor. AND YOU THOUGHT OTHERWISE?
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Fri October 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Les noisy than an IBM Model M keyboard it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs and Kingdom New Lands free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Tell us inside. Side note: best/worst DLC you ever bought?
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Thu October 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gays for Trump explain their loyalty to the guy nominating Supreme Court justices who will literally take away their rights and force them into second class citizen status again
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Contractor in Allegheny County, PA (home of Pittsburgh), mailed incorrect ballots to almost 29,000 people. Franklin County, OH (home of Columbus), sent the wrong ballots to almost 50,000 voters last week. See a pattern?
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Wed October 14, 2020
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Pirate bugs have arrived. Hide the rum
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(JTA)
 
 
 
Bernard Cohen, attorney who was Loving it v. Virginia to get their interracial marriage ban overturned in the 1960s, dies at 86
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Lance Archer claim the AEW World Title? Will Finn Balor have to forfeit ANOTHER championship due to injury? How many Dark Order members did Brodie Lee kill after last week? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm ET on TNT, USA
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Justin Beiber's new Crocs sell out in 90 minutes. Look who bought the first pair
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Researchers find alcohol use changed immediately following stay-at-home orders. How did yours?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New military branch that keeps us safe by staying up all night staring at screens starts poaching people from existing military branch that keeps us safe by staying up all night staring at screens. It'll be one heck of a LAN party
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It must suck being a nine-year NFL vet and getting signed to the practice squad. Beats selling insurance, I suppose
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
ICE on the verge of deporting 60 refugees from Cameroon who fled civil war back to their home country, despite a Department of State memo confirming that in all likelihood, they would be executed as soon as they arrive. Fark this timeline
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Tue October 13, 2020
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
No trick-or-treating for Glen Ridge this Halloween, smelling of feet still optional
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ 'Cause baby there ain't no mountain high enough... Ain't no valley low enough... Ain't no river wide enough... To keep me from taking rights from you... ♫ ♪
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
For voter suppression, look no further than Georgia
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Coming To Amazon
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
2020's next gift to the world? Shiny new seats for China, Russia, and Saudi Arabia on the UN Human Rights Council
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Something Awful has been sold to something awful. Please wash hands before installing load-bearing drywall
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Officer charged after drinking 12 beers and *checks notes* "putting his booger picker on the bang maker." Article to the left. More euphemisms to the right
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that it's only 20 years old, Universal is remaking the terrible Nicole Kidman ghost movie The Others
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police investigating drowning at Echo Lake ake ake ake
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jodi Ernst (R) says she woke up with fleas
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(MTGGoldfish)
 
 
 
Two weeks later, MTG finally gets around to banning Omnath in standard. Rogues seen looking around nervously
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Sun October 11, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
After a week of Silly Season announcements (21-21, 88-48, and 14-FoxSports Booth) , it's time to turn our eyes to the Roval at Charlotte for the Bank of America Roval 400. Bring your snorkel, it's gonna be fun @ 2:30pm ET, NBC
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Erie News Now)
 
 
 
Drunk driver in Pennsylvania seems to think he's driving Bigfoot
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey women, go be female somewhere else. Love, the South
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Ohhhhh YouGov, you just made the list
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks has run out of World War II movies
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(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
911, what's the emergency? "As per the 1964 Civil Rights Act, I cannot be discriminated against. I do have a right to be able to breath O2 not CO2 and I'm being discriminated against right now at a store"
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Can just one word in an otherwise typical news headline lead to mass wincing? Yep
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple pays $288,000 to white-hat hackers who had run of the company's network, retains screen rights to "Too Many Secrets" and "Cootys Rat Semen"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Much more fun than the Virtual Boy it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Abzu & Rising Storm 2 - Vietnam free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite games from when you were a kid? Tell us inside
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Thu October 08, 2020
(WVLT)
 
 
 
They found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they entered, they did not find the body... instead, there were a couple mothballs, a handful of Werther's Originals, and an old cookie tin full of buttons and sewing supplies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
America's drive-thrus ranked on the left; line of farkers to the right
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Wed October 07, 2020
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
County health director in charge of updating the community on the Covid-19 pandemic has tested positive for Covid-19. The remainder of the updates will be completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The top headline for Fox News is HRC's emails. Today. October 7, 2020
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Tue October 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
What happens when you catch the lie-rus? You become a lia-ability. Somebody's been reading Fark
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Fed Chair Powell warns of economic peril if no furthur stimulus is forthcoming. Obviously he doesn't realize how important it is to make abortion illegal, kill "Obamacare", and quash the rights of those Republicans deem unworthy
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona judge rules that disabled people can vote by video. The GOP have a problem with this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Giant panda cub's gender reveal party at Smithsonian's National Zoo fails to spark a major wildfire burning hundreds of acres of old-growth forest
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Infecting your daughter with COVID-19 to own the libs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sunday Night Football broadcasters whine after being "compelled" by Santa Clara County officials to wear masks in the booth. Excuse me while I fetch my tiny violin
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Sun October 04, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Talledega. A word to strike fear in the hearts of playoff drivers trying to make the Round of 8. Who gets the wild card win this year? It's the YellaWood 500 on NBC at 2 PM ET
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Your EPL Sunday kicks on with Leicester City v West Ham and Southampton v West Bro at 7 AM ET, followed by Arsenal v Sheffield Utd and Wolves v Fulham at 9 AM, Manchester Utd v Tottenham at 11:30 AM, and Aston Villa v Liverpool at 2:15 PM
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Fri October 02, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
Amnesty International thinks that India cares about human rights for reasons that are unclear
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
102-year-old Chicago teacher wears hazmat suit to cast mail-in ballot, says if she can do it, you can do it. Dooooooooit
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Amy Coney Barrett, who is Trump's nominee for the Supreme Court, already had Covid during the summer and therefore wasn't infected again even though at least five people at the announcement of her nomination have tested positive in the last 24 hours
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to mess up your hdd than Doublespace it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread.LGT PiKUNiKU free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: games you had to force yourself to finish or couldn't force yourself to finish?
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Thu October 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vintage 2016 Flip-flop, Amy's whine that an Obama appointment, "could dramatically flip the balance of power in the (supreme) court." A whine with pronounced vinegary notes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woodward: "we now have a constitutional problem." I'll tell you how to stop it, after I publish my new book
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Seven big cases that SCOTUS will determine your rights are nothing more than favors from rich white men
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(Playboy)
 
 
 
"Like a caged primate in a zoo, Donald Trump stood in the filth of his own excrement Tuesday night and flung it at all of us while urging his violent followers to stand by"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
West Virginia man ordered to pay $14,000 for trying to protect the forest from fires
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Someone wanna "populate" a STEM tab? Better whip out your celery stick and talk about boar taint
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
One of President Trump's very good people was just arrested for expressing both his 1st and 2nd amendment rights protected by what he thinks is in the U.S. Constitution
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man pranks friend on his first date with a "will you marry me" cake. Woman was not amused
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Wed September 30, 2020
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Lakeland Florida is selling 40 swans. No not for eating, maybe
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tell us what you really think, Mr. Colbert
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Racist Jawa Pat Robertson predicts five years of paradise following intense prayer that includes the "elimination of Black Lives Matter and Antifa"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Zendaya in negotiations to portray Ronnie Spector in upcoming biopic. No word if Tom Holland will portray a young Phil Spector
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A Fistful of Dollars/Yojimbo to get gritty reboot as TV series. How much grittier can it get? Game of Thrones type gritty. Gritty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sometimes subby thinks CNN does these videos simply to remind the rest of the world that Americans are, by and large, the dumbest, most ignorant, gullible, misinformed, cognitively challenged motherfarkers on the face of this planet
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
115-pound giant zucchini is world's largest, and something else, if you are brave enough
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Mon September 28, 2020
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Great Scot, Great Dane stolen from kennel. Authorities admit they have no great leads, but doggedly determined to return doggo home
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Sun September 27, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Michael Vick is working doggedly to restore voting rights to felons in Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Tom Cotton: America will have a peaceful transition of power in 2025, after Trump finishes his second term
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The end of MLB's regular season is here. AL playoff teams are set, but seeding and Central division winners are still TBD. In the NL, division winners are set, but 4 teams are fighting for the last 2 spots. (Almost) all games are at 3 PM ET
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Formula 1 officials order Lewis Hamilton to stop being uppity after winning races
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Obama should not get to appoint a Supreme Court justice in an election year; a new justice could dramatically flip the balance of power on the court," said none other than SCOTUS nominee Amy Coney Barrett in 2016
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ron Paul hospitalized in Texas "as a precaution". Update: says he's fine, insists strokes aren't in the Constitution
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite horseback pedophile Roy Moore is back, this time suing Alabama's leaders for enacting COVID restrictions and mask orders that actually saved the state from a serious spike in deaths
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Be your cake and eat it too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More heated than a Pentium IV it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Rollercoaster Tycoon III free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: screenshots/stories of how your current game(s) are going?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It appears that the guy in charge of making saints at the Vatican wasn't one
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
On the day of the Grand Jury dismissal, since people keep saying Breonna Taylor was shot in bed (she wasn't) or that Kenny Walker ordered drugs delivered to the house (he didn't), here's a good fact-check rundown of the case
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The American people are not stupid, and they are not with Trump. The "silent majority"...is in fact a minority artificially amplified by the electoral college, the Senate's structure, gerrymandering and the Supreme Court's rollback of voting rights
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
Senate Republicans: We have the votes to confirm the new supreme court justice. Democrats: Wait, we already have witnesses that saw her suckin' on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze. Trump: Do I still need to nominate someone?
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Could your marriage pass this test from 1939? Wives get demerits for being slow in going to bed, delaying until husband is asleep
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Donkey sculpture burned in act of political terrorism, no doubt enacted by agents of the Shrek Movement
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Crime Lord of the Flies
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
It's pretty clear he thinks he's about to get away with it: Cop in the Breonna Taylor case sends out a long rant to all 1,000 of his fellow cops about how THEY are the REAL victims in this case and denouncing the "thug protesters" asking for justice
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Vermont, tired of the petty bickering among the other states, shows how it is done. Mails out ballots to all registered voters. Done. Now get back to work
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
As Europe stares down the barrel of the 2nd wave of the virus, tracing apps are looking like they're worth less than a truckload of dead rats at a tampon factory
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's now a surplus of the only product with a markup close to that of printer ink
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Welcome to Arizona: It's 102 out and it is too cold to go swimming
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fox has a $2bil/year gameplan to keep the NFL; is told in any case the deal must include the Falcons
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Subaru WRX drivers have to get to the gym in 25 minutes
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
We overlooked a key component when switching to remote learning
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Sat September 19, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The hockey season has filtered down to between 4 and 7 games left. Will The Cup head way south to Dallas or even further by going to Tampa? Either way it's being fought for 2,800 miles to the north. Confused? You won't be after 7:30 PM ET
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Good deed punished. But he got hired right away by an employer who values integrity over policy
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Fri September 18, 2020
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: NH man seen doing jumping jacks in neighbor's driveway and sniffing shrubs arrested on meth charges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not only is Disney's choice to film "Mulan" in Xinjiang province problematic from a human rights perspective, it was also falsely reinforcing the Chinese government's lie that the region "has always been part of China" when it only was added in 1894
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A player hitting a home run and getting ejected running around the bases seems almost normal in 2020
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
President Obama releasing his memoirs, starting with a 768 page Volume 1 in time for Zoom Thanksgiving with all your dejected Republican relatives. He's also dictating the audiobook version, no word on how many times he drops the F-bomb
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Chris Rock tried to tell us about police brutality back in 2018. But did we listen? Noooooooo
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NY thinks the Nutmeg state is nuts if they think they have the best pizza than. NJ thinks they are both knuckleheads. Chicago just stands back and watches with a smirk. Begun the tri-state pizza wars have
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Andrea Mitchell hurts Jared's widdle feefees by stating the obvious
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump rallies are a magical place where Trump has protected them from COVID while saving everyone from the tyranny of COVID restrictions, supporting LGBTQ rights in a non-politically correct way even though they are an anti-Christian cult
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
In what is clearly the crime of the century: local police triumphant on Facebook after confiscating $100 and a small bag of weed during traffic stop
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Demonstrators arrested during last night's protests over a police shooting in Lancaster PA are have their bails set at *pinky to lip* ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Good thing there's nothing in the Bill of Rights against setting ridiculous bails or anything
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Challenge accepted, bro
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Tue September 15, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Stars rose one step closer to heaven last night. Will tonight see the Lightning zap the Islanders back to earth? Tune in to find out, same bat time (8 PM ET), same bat channel
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Kanye no longer thinks he's Jesus. Difficulty: He now thinks he's Moses
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Maybe there is hope for us yet: in a new poll: the right to clean air and water, protection of personal data, the right to a quality education, racial equality, and affordable health care was considered important by 90+% of respondents
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Maybe there is hope for us yet: in a new poll: the right to clean air and water, protection of personal data, the right to a quality education, racial equality, and affordable health care was considered important by 90+% of respondents
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kamala says the quiet part out loud
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Dakota city council member unleashes an epic verbal smackdown on an anti-gay citizen
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia state election board rules that man violated the law by wearing MAGA hat to polls in 2016. Guess how the lone Democrat on the board voted
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(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
Florida Democrat Andrew Gillum comes out."You didn't ask the question, you put it out there of whether I identify as gay. The answer is I don't identify as gay but I do identify as bisexual"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Reese's is rumored to be debuting Peanut Butter Cups with pieces of potato chips mixed into the peanut butter filling. WANT
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Sun September 13, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Can you imagine an American car built to rival Rolls Royce? Think big because if you want to compete it's gotta be a Duesy
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Fri September 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ The summer wind came blowin' in from across the sea / It lingered there, to touch your hair and walk with me ♫
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Generally less dangerous for your wallet than a Steam sale it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Railway Empire and Where the Water Tastes Like Wine free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: funny/strange exploits you've found in games?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Amazon wins the rights to Nicolas Cage's Joe Exotic drama, though that's more of a loss
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
There are a lot of Nopes in this world, but this has to be the NOPIEST of NOPES
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Since they all can't sing in the shower, choir uses pool
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Cartoon Brew)
 
 
 
Don Bluth establishing new animation studio to continue providing future generations of children with hand-drawn nightmare fuel
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Fark challenge: Read this article and count how many mistakes these people made
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
The Eyes of the Dragon have closed
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Pro wrestler's brain damage lawsuit gets hit in the head with a chair
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
Weeners
 
Man steals police dog using sausage as bait
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Store owner posts "Speak English or pay $10 extra" sign in his window. What could possibly go wrong? Difficulty: NJ
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Much like bin Laden, Trump is radicalizing young men to become killers and terrorists in the name of fascism
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Tue September 08, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick is back in the game
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ford: look how fast our electric powered drag racer is. I mean, don't look too hard, because it did lose to a less powerful vehicle from 2018
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(WITN North Carolina)
 
 
 
This is Fine
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Mon September 07, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Happy Labor Day. Let's take a minute and recognize those who fought for the rights of workers while we gather for the MSNBC discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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Sun September 06, 2020
(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Today, Real American Heroes salutes the Wisconsin DOT employee who writes snappy safety messages for electric billboards on Wisconsin freeways. He would have written a better headline than Subby
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
A Missouri school district responds to a parent's complaint regarding a book about a black astronaut being read to a second-grade class by having it read to the entire school
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Fri September 04, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds seniors and teens are more likely to drive vehicles that lack important safety features - such as having a competent person behind the wheel
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's 7th game heaven in the Western Conference. Can the Avs and Canucks pull off comebacks or will the Knights and Stars avoid choking? Puck drops at 4pm EST
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Definitely more fun than helping your parents set up their scanner it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Into The Breach free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Favourite RPGs? (Turn-based, action, etc). Tell us inside
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Table tennis events returning in November in China and basement rec rooms everywhere
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bill Barr feels BLM is "fundamentally illegitimate"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Locusts. Again with the locusts
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Thu September 03, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
CED take two... after the Flyers/Islanders game which is the relatively usual 7pm ET. ATCE
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(KTVN Reno)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "Because 2020": Lake Tahoe park shuts down after Fleas test positive for the Plague
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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Seriously, what are the odds of a couple increasing their family size by 9, within a year, with only one via IVF? And natural quadruplets?
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Starbucks employee fired after trying to draw attention to the rights of Mr Meseeks
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(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Hormel Foods warns of potential SPAM shortage. Hawaiians start panic buying across state
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Tue September 01, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Surprisingly there isn't a site for (potentially) that most favorite day in professional hockey, Canada Elimination Day. First we have to see if the Isles can send Gritty & the Flyers home at 7 PM ET. After that Vegas can put the harpoon in the Canucks
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' showrunners making new Netflix sci-fi epic based on a series of books. Thankfully, all the books are already written this time
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kyle Rittenhouse's attorney plans to argue that his client was part of a "well regulated militia", so he can shoot whoever he wants I guess?
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Mon August 31, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
So we end August with 2 potential elimination games. At 7pm ET the Lightning might send the Bruins back to the 100 Acre Wood. At 9:45 the Stars can send a mountain crashing down on the ... er... Avalanche (that doesn't sound right but here we are) SUP
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
770-pound, 14 foot long crocodile caught at Outback tourist spot. Crockey
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Sun August 30, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Like a little stripper syrup on your pancakes, kids?
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Sat August 29, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's the final race of the regular season for the Cup drivers. One last chance for Good to prevail, and Upset the Ineffable Driver of the 48. O, how much can we take of the drama? 7:30 PM ET on NBC from Daytona for the Coke Zero 400
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That creepy guy in the bottom of the outdoor toilet isn't the only one interested in your poop
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Teen hit with $2500 bill for exercising First Amendment rights
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix show sued by Arthur Conan Doyle's estate for giving Sherlock Holmes "copyrighted" emotions. When an intellectual property attorney eliminates the impossible, whatever remains, however ludicrous, must be profitable
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Butter face
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1963, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. told the world about his dream
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Definitely easier than working out a schedule for D&D it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Hitman (2016) and Shadowrun Collection free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Favourite 4X games? Tell us inside
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Wed August 26, 2020
(JTA)
 
 
 
Black with Black Hat
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(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
♬ Bottle of red. Bottle of white. Sting's wine is the best depending on your appetite
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
How a religious group could soon bring abortion rights to the Supreme Court. Difficulty: The Satanic Temple
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Tue August 25, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
{generic hockey thread} 7 & 9:45pm ET {/generic hockey thread}
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(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" album hits 45, looks for knee replacement options
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Mon August 24, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
50 Cent loses appeal against the Rick Ross remix of "In Da Club," meaning he won't see even half a dollar
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Do you even lift, bro?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
It's official: BTS dynamites old YouTube record, collects over 101 million first-day views for group's newest music video
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Sun August 23, 2020
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
When is a priest not a priest?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Two whole games today. The Bs "at" the Bolts, Then the 'Nucks "at" the Knights. Puck drops at 8 PM ET, SUP, SIM, and fark cancer. Come for the hockey, stay for Chimpy's chicks. Mike Milbury downvoted this headline
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(T3)
 
 
 
Reports of the death of the Blackberry have been greatly exaggerated
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Sat August 22, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
8 teams down, 7 to go in the hunt for Lord Stanley's Cup. Round 2 starts st 8 PM ET with Colorado... er... "hosting" Dallas. Stop by & see if there's anything Milbury hasn't done. Come on down bring the kids We got entertainment for the whole family
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(DC® Fandome™)
 
 
 
Seriously, Farkers? Hours into it already and there's no LIVE thread (or any other thread) on the DC Fandome all-day live webcast event today?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tennessee, where exercising your First Amendment rights costs you your right to vote
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump saying "I listen better to the African-American people than anybody else, anybody else in this room" would be ridiculous under ANY circumstances, but, in a meeting with civil rights leaders like Martin Luther King III? And yes there's a tape
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canada extends the CERB by another month. Canadians rejoice, moistly
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon now thinks HE's "The Honey Badger". Maybe we can can convince him he has to fight Tyrann Matheiu to the death for rights to the nickname
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
And now the ACLU is weighing in on Britney Spears' court petition for change of conservator saying that conservatorship threatens her civil rights
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Better for your health than those smokey arcades it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Enter the Gungeon & God's Trigger free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Game(s) you really want to play but your current PC can't run?
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why don't the states just arrest DeJoy for violating voting rights laws?
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Samurai attacks Greek houses
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Samurai attacks Greek houses
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(NAACP)
 
 
 
The hits keep coming: the NAACP is suing DeJoy for sabotaging the postal system to deliberately disenfranchise voters of color
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle and Michelle Obama teaming up on new voting project (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed August 19, 2020
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Life, the universe, and how many students at Florida State just tested positive
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(9 to 5 Google)
 
 
 
Adding to the list of tech brands that refuse to die, Blackberry branded phone announced for 2021
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos cooperated with "men's rights" groups to water down, or to eliminate entirely, Obama-era regulations regarding sexual assaults on campus
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Reich purges Black Lives
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Somebody needs to option the rights to make a screenplay of this stat: A Romanian billionaire tied to the $65 million heist of art by Picasso, Monet, and Matisse was poisoned and killed by his Ukrainian call-girl lover at a wild sex club, say police
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The kids are not alright, says The WHO
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Five game fives today, the first four of them being elimination games. Things start at NoonET so time your 'sick day' accordingly. Come for the blood, stay for the "Nooo, we don't want to go back to our families & the honey do list...". ATCE y'all
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Carole Baskin kills the Tiger King's zoo
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
What's weirder: That the college was auctioned off so cheap, or that the buyer has yet to disclose his plans for it?
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker is selling his house, buying an RV, and hitting the road with wife and 2 youngish children for an undermined amount of time. Any advice other than dear god don't do that?
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(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Details are sketchy, but one thing is certain. Charles Lindbergh wasn't flying it
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Mon August 17, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Monday. Tonight is the first night of the virtual Democratic National Convention. Let's get together and discuss in the MSNBC Discussion Thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Weekday afternoon hockey on the east coast? Oh yeah, 2020 ... say no more, say no more... Four games today 3, 5:30, 8, & 10:30. All PM & all ET. Shut up Pierre, Suck it Milbury, Get well Claude, etc (you know, we've got too many sayings...)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says Biden and Harris will be puppets of the far left. And if anyone knows about being a puppet, it's Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
North Paulding, which was open, then closed, is open again. Filming rights still being negotiated between spineless schoolboard and teenagers with little to lose
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(NHL)
 
 
 
5 games today. Unless we get multiple OTs, then we'll have an extra game tommorow, and Milbury can suck it. Puck drops at 2pm EST Get well soon Claude
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
There is a "Restaurant Revolution" happening today in southwestern PA. COVID-19 seen smiling pandemicly
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
#38: Make me one with everything
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Thu August 13, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Bill Barr trying to hide his involvement in the Lafayette Square crimes
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, I'm late. It's Thursday. Please remember to ignore the trial balloons if they lift off, as they're filled with farts. Welcome to the MSNBC Discussion thread, show starts at 7 PM Eastern
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(NHL)
 
 
 
My Darling, it's Day 3 of our expedition and things are slogging on. 4 games today, all more or less equally scattered between 3-10:30pm ET. No clear favorites are emerging, but we all are pressing on. One chant has arisen - Suck it Millbury. XXXOOO
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kudlow says the quiet part out loud for the 37,435th time: "We don't want to have voting rights. That's not our game and the president can't accept that kind of deal"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A FARKer is in a CNN vid about demagoguery, but didn't say a word about the Politics tab. Or Florida
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Starz insists it doesn't have time to review facts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: Wow these polls numbers really, suck, it seems the rampant virus, horrific death toll, and economic crash has really got people down. *I* know what really cheer all those poor, sick people up: another tax cut for rich people
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Wed August 12, 2020
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Join us for the Champions League at 3PM Eastern and cheer for PSG to flame out once again this time at the hands of Atalanta
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Tue August 11, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Behind on your rent? Guess I'll just have to remove all the windows and doors of your home
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(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Mon August 10, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Search dog finds hiker who got lost in NH swamp. Hiker hopes to get married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in New England
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump gets some new bragging rights as the law and order president now presides over an all-time low in white collar crime. Oh, wait, that's all-time low in white collar crime enforcement. Nevermind
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arizona couple: "Ha Ha Look at all these idiots wearing masks because of a hoax." Arizona couple after being hospitalized with COVID-19: We really should have taken this more seriously (video)
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Sun August 09, 2020
(CarsonNow)
 
 
 
"No deputies stepped in during any of the numerous assaults" said a local reporter covering a civil rights protest in (guess city and year)
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's Michigan, part deux. NASCAR stays in the Irish Hills for the Consumers Energy 400 at 4 PM ET, on NBCSN
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Three games today. Bruins vs, Caps at Noon ET. Stars and Blues at 3 PM, Then time for a trip to the liquor store before the Leafs are eliminated by the Blue Jackets at 8 PM. Or a Tortarella meltdown around 11 PM. Hockey in August. Because it's 2020
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why would a double amputee skydive over Sturgis with a "Trump 2020" parachute? I'm stumped
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Sat August 08, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games today, with both for the #1 seed: Vegas vs. Colorado at 3 PM ET, then Philly vs, Bolts at 8 PM. Both on NBC. Your liver appreciates the break
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
We have a stock car doubleheader today. First there is 180 miles from Road America in the Xfinity series. Later, there is the first race of the weekend at Michigan. Both races on NBCSN with Xfinity going at Noon ET and Cup launching at 4 PM
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another Black man serving life sentence for weed-related crime. Not Fair
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 243, Michael Chandler vs Benson Henderson II, Matt Mitrione vs Timothy Johnson. Prelims stream at 7:15 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on the Paramount Network
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Yah hey dere Dad, just send lawyers, I've already got the guns and money. Well I did have anyway, lawyers please
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Other sports might claim to take skill, but science proves it. Hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in any sport, anywhere
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Almost as much fun as listening to podcasts while playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT 3/10 and Wilmot's Warehouse free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite old school RPGs? Tell us
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
BC Appeal Court deems woman's requested job title to be too cool
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Man takes a motorcycle on a test drive and never comes back
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"They bought their tickets, I say let them crash"
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(Prevail)
 
 
 
"Imagine acquiring the rights to Daniel Day Lewis and Meryl Streep, and then casting them exclusively as the parents on some Disney Channel tween comedy, and you can appreciate just how dunderheaded [Kushner's New York Observer] decision was"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So, "Why's the Boss," then?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The time for action is nigh; Trump and the RNC are attempting to restrict voting rights in 17 states
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Tue August 04, 2020
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
"The customer tipped five cents and wrote "get rid of masks, tips will be bigger," on the receipt"
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(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Soda Emporium)
 
 
 
Have you ever had this ranch dressing soda before? If so, was it any good?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Good idea: catching 40 winks in your car. Bad idea: catching 40 winks in your stolen car
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man creates a mask you can drink in
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Fluoridated water criticized as "socialized medicine"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cool: Rolling Stones drop track recorded in 1974 with Jimmy Page. Extra cool: it's really good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I may have signed my own death warrant by voting for Trump"
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Are you missing on of your kids?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"History, when taught well, shows us how to improve the world, but history, when taught poorly, falsely claims there is nothing to improve," John Oliver castigates the US education system, where 17 states use "state's rights" as the Civil War's cause
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Sun August 02, 2020
(BBC America)
 
 
 
Bing confronts Charlie Manx with some well-intentioned questions, but will it end in disaster? And how will Manx grapple with his past? NOS4A2, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL playoffs day two brings 5 more games starting at 1 PM ET. Pace yourself Farkers, it's a marathon, not a sprint
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Man gets unexpected check from company he doesn't recall buying anything from. Reports it to authorities as a scam check. Finds out the check was legit after all
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Fri July 31, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
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Trump has a 'fetish for totalitarianism', young blondes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More fun than fiddling with Config.sys & Autoexec.bat it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT 20XX, Barony, and Sword & Sorcery free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: what are your favourite retro arcade games? Tell us inside
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Donnie Junior says he shouldn't have been suspended from Twitter for sharing "alternative thoughts" about demon semen and fake cures
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Your first amendment rights don't matter anymore, second amendment out front should have told you
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(NPR)
 
 
 
President Obama says it's time for the filibuster to die
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Gov. Evers orders statewide mask mandate for Wisconsin. Subby working on cheese curds and bratwurst in IV form
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