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headlines found matching 'Rifle'
Thu May 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More than two dozen semiautomatic rifles owned by the city of Miami Police Department are missing. Not stolen, M-I-S-S-I-N-G
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Mon May 10, 2021
(The Mozambique News)
 
 
 
Smart smugglers jettison their cargo at the first sign of an imperial cruiser. The rest, are bantha poodoo
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man shot in Siesta Key, buttocks
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Sun May 09, 2021
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could hike
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Who among us has not been in the middle of Army Basic Training and said to ourselves "I'm going to take this rifle, hop the fence, steal a bus and get the hell out of here. My recruiter lied to me. This ain't like Call of Duty"
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Thu May 06, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Fresh off burning and looting a police station, Boogaloo Bois conduct foreign relations. "He offered to sell the purported Hamas member gun silencers .. as well as ,, devices that convert a semi-automatic rifle such as an AR-15 to fully automatic"
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Tue May 04, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Crazy lady assaults someone with billiard balls, cue sticks, cookie sheets, DVD Player, loaded rifle, and a knife. Mad Kung Fu skills or advanced game of Clue?
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Mon May 03, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Based on the mugshot, they also seized a baseball cap that has never been taken off before
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Sun May 02, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian police absolutely ruin American's weekend plans in Palermo
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Fri April 30, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Johnny Crawford hangs up his rifle
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Wed April 28, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Grab your rifle and head for Arizona
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Fri April 23, 2021
(The Firearm Blog)
 
 
 
You think you're badass? Check out this guy, who just put a bullet in the bullseye at 5,280 yards (or 4828.03 meters, for you heathens). Big deal, you say? Well, yeah...considering he has NO ARMS
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(The Firearm Blog)
 
 
 
You think you're badass? Check out this guy, who just put a bullet in the bullseye at 5,280 yards (or 4828.03 meters, for you heathens). Big deal, you say? Well, yeah...considering he has NO ARMS
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heavily armed fanatic with a militarized compound threatening a standoff with local authorities
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Firefighter Nation)
 
 
 
OK you saved my life, now get the FARK out or I'll fill you full of holes
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Man killed by Worcester police responding to bomb threat. Soy sauce police continue to show restraint
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Sun April 18, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Elephants leave quite an impression on ivory poacher
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Research seems to indicate that catching bullets is contagious
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Ohio man with assault rifle apprehended at Times Square subway station, tells NYPD he should able to carry the weapon because he had a permit in Ohio
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas advances legislation to let any idiot walk around with a gun
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
County Commissioner gets his fe-fes hurt when he believes the Proud Boys are insulted and brandished his penis, sorry, rifle during Zoom public meeting
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Fri April 09, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden seems to be open to allowing vexatious litigants to bankrupt an entire industry
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Thu April 08, 2021
(BNO News)
 
 
 
Reset the clock, and fix the holes in the cabinets
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Military Times)
 
 
 
🎶 This is my rifle, this is my gun / keep both of them clean ev-ery-one. I got a virus in my computer / it wasn't as bad as one in the cooter. Roses are red and lilies are green / keep both your corn and your pie holes clean. Sound off 1-2-3-4. 🎶
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I'm used to raffles with school supplies, so I guess a raffle for an assault rifle would fit that category
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's a scary stormy night, Lindsey Graham is barricaded inside his house with an AR-15, cowering afraid of the gang of 8
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Sentinel Colorado)
 
 
 
CO man released after arrest on weapons/drugs charges in NE even though he threatened to kill a guard & flung his feces. He looks exactly like you'd expect
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(KULR 8 Billings)
 
 
 
Montana state legislature responds to idea of redesigning state flag by suggesting putting guns on it, says "Montana's pioneers, miners, soldiers, Native tribes, hunters, ranchers and more have been touched by 200 years of firearms diversity"
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Possible mass shooting foiled
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's way past time to get weapons of war like assault rifles off the street says...checks notes...The New York Post
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell, seen here observing the latest news that a domestic terror attack involving an assault rifle resulted in mass casualties, gets scorched for claiming the filibuster has no racial history
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
When police questioned drunk man in car parked in hotel lot, he explained his three kids were fine, he left them in hotel room with loaded rifle as protection
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rep. Mass Shooter Barbie (R-eally likes guns) sent out a "DON'T TAKE OUR GUNS" fundraising email while her constituents dead bodies were still warm
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Fri March 19, 2021
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Police seize cocaine, magic mushrooms, weed, and a blue and orange Nerf-Glock hybrid. Guess which of these isn't illegal
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Wed March 17, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas man arrested with guns and ammo outside the VP residence
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Tue March 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sad ending for eight people shot at three different Atlanta-area massage parlors
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So nothing it is then
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Baby Yoda reimagined as a bounty hunter
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
I guess that Planet of the Apes: Scarface movie crossover is going to have to be tabled for this year
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Feds capture Boogaloo Boi in the US illegally, who's now in deep Dutch
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Fri February 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Shoot me with a pellet gun once shame on you, shoot me twice that's aggravated assault
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Video shows BLM protester running away unarmed before being fatally shot, contradicting police statement that he had a rifle
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Quora)
 
 
 
Interesting query on snipers. Responses seem right, but a thread here on drones, got subby thinking: why limit sniping to rifles? Imagine field snipers that used individual slaughterbots, or "Spot" robots that in turn carried slaughterbots. Discuss
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) displayed at least three large firearms prominently behind her during a virtual House meeting on banning lawmakers from bringing guns to meetings
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Thu February 11, 2021
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Protip: When you steal guns and equipment from an FBI Agent's car, reselling them to an undercover officer isn't going to work out too well. Even without the meth
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Protip: When you steal guns and equipment from an FBI Agent's car, reselling them to an undercover officer isn't going to work out too well. Even without the meth
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
When they find that driver he'll be in deep shiat
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Fri February 05, 2021
(We Are Green Bay)
 
 
 
Man with no criminal history says he "decided to try something new today, so I robbed a bank"
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Drinking alcohol and demonstrating how to disarm someone. What could go wrong?
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner and family man busted for knowingly committing hundreds of illegal acts acquiring and reselling stolen weapons and gun parts including machine guns, silencers, ammunition and 1,352 gun slides, which are what? Clips? Magazines?
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Tue February 02, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man, Harry Styles is having a bad week
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Agent 47 shows how to whack two guys in 10 seconds
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Sat January 23, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey commish: flashing your rifle during a remote Zoom meeting about denouncing the Proud Boys? Good move
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Fri January 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
California police arrest man after finding marijuana, loaded AR-15 rifle, Pennywise clown mask in car. Sounds like a hell of a party
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man tries to euthanize his dog with a handgun. Since you are reading this here you'd be correct in assuming doggo got the last laugh
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Man arrested for plotting to blow up IRS Headquarters and shoot Nancy Pelosi. Did she do his taxes last year or something?
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
If you show up at door of your child's mother with a fully automatic AK-47, fire off 29 rounds to scare those inside, congratulations, you succeeded
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
See it: The moment FBI agents swarm heavily armed Capitol rioter in NYC. Remember to call your Doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours
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Wed January 20, 2021
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Let's see how our friends at The Onion are skewering today's Inauguration. Well, looks like someone's getting a call from the Secret Service
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