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Sun May 20, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you ask the Internet to design your flag, of course you're going to end up with a marijuana leaf in the middle of it
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Fed's Neil Kashkari says he is just stumpedy-stump-stumped at why there has been no real wage growth despite record low unemployment " A potential explanation is that businesses have somehow gained the upper hand in wage negotiations" Ya Think?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Everyone said I was daft to build a Manafort on a swamp, but I built in all the same. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mueller closer to getting Stoned
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Tue May 15, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk shuts down Model 3 production AGAIN so he can joke about TESLA going bankrupt for six straight days
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Over the years, Toys-Я-Us bought up a bunch of sketchy domain names to protect their brand, and now they're available. "I'm sure they were laughing and drinking Red Bull and then just came up with every iteration they could"
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Sat May 12, 2018
(France 24)
 
 
 
Réinitialiser l'horloge
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US fighter jets intercepted Russian bombers heading for Alaskan/US air space. Because this is fine. We're all fine here
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dam
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An Australian who has rare antibodies that fight Rhesus D hemolytic disease, who has donated blood 1173 times 60 years, has been medically forced into retirement at 81. Doctors estimate his donations have saved 2.4 MILLION babies. Good on ya, mate
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Sunset Mesa Funeral Directors: Where they harvest gold teeth, body parts, cadavers for sale, deliver cement to you instead of loved one's cremains
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
US Gov to ZTE: Stop selling to Iran and North Korea. ZTE: What are you going to do, ban me?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Walmart acquiring India's Flipkart. And the global village descends one step farther into a global mobile home park
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In another amazing coincidence, Michael Cohen received $150,000 for accounting advice from South Korean aerospace company that is trying to close a $16 billion deal with the US Air Force
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Right on cue
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You should be aware Cognizant's first-quarter revenue was up 10%
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump: Whoa, this tax cut of mine created a pretty big deficit. Who knew? Guess we'll just have to cut some other stuff to make up for it. Hm, Children's Health Insurance Program? Nobody uses that, right?
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
No question about it, answers.com is done answering dot com
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Thu May 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shep Smith says Fox News is staging a concerted effort to influence Trump to avoid a Mueller interview. Sounds like they think Trump is chicken. Bok bok buh-GOCK
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If we don't release any economic data, no one will be able to figure out that our economy has gone bad
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook to unveil new dating feature, which will definitely not leak data on what you have open right now in incognito tabs
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Telegram is now banned in Iran, no word on camels and buggies
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mystery of the Missing White House tree solved: The tree was moved to quarantine, "like other plants or animals brought into U.S. territory." Translation: someone fished it out of the dumpster
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Next-generation Toyota Corolla to be made in Mississippi, with promised $170 million investment in existing Toyota plant. There must've been some mighty fine tax breaks
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump: Senator who made me look bad should resign
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
T-Mobile and Sprint, the "Will-they-won't-they" of the mobile world, are dating again
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
FIFA warns Trump about their ethics rules. That's the joke
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nasdaq goes Nasflat
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Greece's parliament is found to have no jurisdiction to investigate alleged bribes by Swiss drugmaker Novartis, so obviously they did nothing wrong in the history of ever and are good boys
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tusk tells Kosovo to improve relations with Serbia, Just tell me that you want me
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Wed April 25, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wait... I didn't even eat the mango mousse
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
James Comey's tell-all memoir sells 600,000 copies in its first week, which is roughly one for every lie Trump has uttered since taking office
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ryanair agrees to buy 25 more Boeing jets, mostly with nickels and dimes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prince's estate suing the Illinois hospital he was rushed to days before his death; they've also chosen to sue Walgreen's for filling prescriptions
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norway is telling their high school students to refrain from doing things like sex on roundabouts among others
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Wed April 18, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bon-Ton now Bon-Gone
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook investor: "Maybe we should be taking risk into account"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor breaks her shoulder. RBG warned her to just walk away, but she didn't listen
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
ZTE about to go RIP in the USA
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In today's economy, one must acquire the skills to succeed. And now you, too, can become a certified auxiliary cellphone exorcist
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's national security aide steps down, having lasted a record 0.2 Scaramuccis
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Federal judge: "Transgender people are a protected class, so take your transgender military ban and tuck it"
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
No probation for you
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
UK takeover panel rules the Disney-Borg must assimilate all or none of Sky
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Japan: "We've located a massive trove of rare earth materials underneath our waters" China: "Chinese resources detected. Prepare for Liberation"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A lot of Farkers are known to love their hooch, but stay away from the tainted bootleg liquor
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
So, there are more black holes than we thought. A LOT more. If you need me, I'll be under my bed
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Singing road in Dutch village is at the end of its concert series, plans to hit Vegas next
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He's living for giving the Devil his due, and he's Poping, he's Poping, he's Poping for you
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump may seek a coalition, a Partnership if you will, of countries surrounding or perhaps Transitioning over the Pacific Ocean to deal with trade with China. If only there was some sort of trade deal with those countries
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"A source inside the Trump administration" tell Reuters that Arizona's election systems were hacked in 2016 by Definitely Not the Russians, say the investigation has currently shifted to checking out all the 400-lb IT-savvy guys living in the US
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not content with destroying U.S. stock market, Trump's new sanctions cause Russian stock market collapse and turns ruble into rubble
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Either Russia is trying to start some shiat between us, or Trump and Bolton are just exactly this stupid. Iranian computers worldwide hit with a Cyber attack that left an American flag on their screen
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Fri April 06, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fearing a backlash, many meat producers aren't labeling their meat as "halal" even though it is. Which means you've probably been eating halal meat without knowing it. Ha-ha, you're a Muslim now
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Skynet set up its operations at South Korea's foremost university and we humans said nothing
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Zuck to EU: Come at me, Brosephs
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin is now trying the "it's not me, it's you" defense in Russia's latest spat with the West. "Nanny nanny boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo" up next
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Another day, another payment card data breach in which a company will suffer no negative consequences for. This time it's Saks and Lord & Taylor
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Los Angeles judge rules Starbucks cups in California have to have a cancer warning. And you thought the whole Christmas cup thing was silly
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Thu March 29, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The major flaw with prisoners setting fire to things to protest conditions in their jail is that they ARE locked in those cells, so, if the fire gets out of hand,...well
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian envoy warns world risks another "Cold War" if this silly, unfounded anti-Moscow bias continues, adding "it's not me, it's you"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The whistleblower at the heart of the Facebook/CamAnal scandal is now testifying before Parliament
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Israel's military fired off a salvo of ten or so missile interceptors at nothing in mistake that cost the country around a half million dollars (w/ pics and vids)
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian GDP up 1.5 percent year-on-year in February, mostly on toxic exports
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United is suspending transport of pets in the cargo hold. So remember: your pet must fit in the overhead compartment
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Research shows retail employees and their customers have something in common: both would prefer the other not be there
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mueller could indict Sessions for lying to the FBI. But then Trump would have an excuse to replace Sessions with someone willing to fire Mueller. Chexmix, Liberace?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's NRA fun news story: Kid shoots his sister dead over video-game controller. See, like the NRA says, video games cause violence, not guns
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Fri March 16, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russia adds Americans to "black list" for "destabilizing the world". Wow, i didn't think Russia could afford projectors that big
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jamaican songwriter sues Miley Cyrus for $300 million for stealing one of his songs. People immediately question the legitimacy of a songwriter who would admit his work sounds like a Miley Cyrus tune
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Taking away bonuses from employees because of poor sales. New and About Damned Time: Taking away bonuses from executives because of poor sales
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Tillerson: 'oh the Russians totally used chemical weapons to murder someone in the UK...but we're not gonna do anything about it because none of this is happening.'
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German software company admits to paying bribes to land state contracts. What a bunch of SAPs
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What to do as a country when you have no money build a new $637 billion megacity? Have the Saudis build it for you, of course
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rare funeral home trifecta now in play as the 6th circuit court of appeals rules that you can't claim freedom of religion to fire employees just for being transgender
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lewandowski flips to Mueller for the win. Not those two
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's tariffs may spell doom for the auto industry
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Fri March 02, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sooo Oleg Deripaska, the Russian oligarch to whom Paul Manafort offered inside intel from the Trump campaign, decided to get out of aluminum a week before Trump dropped the surprise aluminum tariffs. Neat
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Thu March 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It only took them 4 years, but Exxon Mobil Corp. is finally ending ties with some of its joint ventures with Russia's state-owned oil company, citing western sanctions first imposed in 2014
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare continues as KFC is now running out of gravy as well as chicken
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Everyone who said companies would primarily use their massive tax cuts for stock buybacks instead of hiring new workers or raising wages, step forward and collect your prize
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a completely sane move, a Pennsylvania church blesses assault rifles
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dicks gets a little bigger
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's dusty and there's no air, but you've gotta love the cell phone service
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Donald Trump names his 2020 Russian collaboration manager
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Problem: the GOP keeps losing special elections to the Democrats. GOP Solution: 'Let's just not hold any elections until 2019'. Democrats: 'Yeah, that's not gonna work for us"
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Six dangerous drug traffickers were arrested after a yearlong investigation into the appearance of 850 pounds of cocaine at the Russian embassy in Argentina
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Enterprise, Alamo, and National car rentals no longer giving the NRA members a discount
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Feds physically arrest virtual money broker
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So it takes about two months for HR to wrap up their investigation of the company Christmas party
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vast study from Romero Institute of Pharmacology concludes that antidepressants work. Future studies to prove that vaccination prevents illness, smoking is linked to lung cancer, and water is wet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tops hits bottom
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The FCC will officially execute the Internet tomorrow. Thanks everyone, it was a hell of a ride while it lasted
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Don't want to say I told you so, but cryptocurrency prices fell to $0
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Missourians suing over radioactive dumping ground in their backyard. Apparently, it's not giving them giant vegetables or superpowers
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Tue February 20, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Domino's profits stagnate. Investors said they are a Noid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, I guess the best/worst Korea olympic lovefest is over, as the U.S. and worst Korea are planning new joint excercises. Kim Jung Un seen preparing his shiny red button
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook plans to foil future election interference attempts by sending post cards through the mail to verify the address of all buyers of election related ads...because we know Russians are unable to master Post-office box -based technologies
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
There is, in fact, an explanation for how that no-trick skier made the Olympics. It's just not very good
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"If they want to see the devil, let them"
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're in the security industry and want a gross of eggs along with your $10/month salary, have I got the job for you
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Inc)
 
 
 
Before Shaun White won Olympic gold, he ate a $920 cheeseburger named after himself
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
PepsiCo beats estimates as orange fingers become the choice of a new generation
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The downside of hosting the Olympics? The abandoned structures turn into unsightly rusted white elephants after the games are over ... total wastes of space and money
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
South Korean security breaks up meeting between Kim and Trump on the eve of the Olympics
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senate leaders: We have a bi-partisan spending bill ready to go to avoid a shutdown. Senator Rand Paul: Not so fast. *record scratch*
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
Time to panic, lime sales are going to get hit very hard
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twitter's stock surges to 1,850 rubles on news it has shown its first profit
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
How can we fark up cyprotocurrency even more? "I am going to officially propose to all OPEC and non-OPEC producing countries that we adopt a joint cryptocurrency mechanism backed by oil"
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(Fox News)
 
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The Phillipines is crushing illegal importation of cars. Along with the cars
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Tue February 06, 2018
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Norway decides in favor of wild reindeer over energy. They'll go down in history, like Columbus
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Regulatory capture is when a regulatory agency, created to act in the public interest, instead advances the commercial or political concerns of special interest groups that dominate the industry or sector it is charged with regulating
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Fri February 02, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Smoking in a van full of volatile chemicals, surprisingly a bad idea
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A notepad page titled M&A with a drawing of a big fish eating a little fish
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Tue January 30, 2018
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Which means what? At best, more messy and half-empty shelves, mis-priced merchandise, and zero assistance?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Plane's flight attendants strip down to bikinis, put on "improvised performance" to welcome home national soccer team. For some reason, airline company not OK with this
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not wanting to cause a clatter, VW suspends chief lobbyist over diesel fume monkey tests. Also, "diesel fume monkey test" is the name of subby's favorite wine bar
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember those "patriotic locals" fighting the oppressive Ukrainian government in Donetsk in 2015? One of their leaders, named Valery Asapov, just happened to die in Syria, wearing a Russian general's uniform while commanding Russian troops
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Apparently adding a 4th digit to the price was enough to finally wake people up and realize it's just a got-damn PHONE, and a pretty mediocre one at that. Apple tells its suppliers to cut iPhone X production by 50% as sales continue to disappoint
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
VW demands diesel fumes only be tested on humans
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Colgate-Palmolive misses quarterly numbers, leaving shareholders soaking in it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With sanctions being flaunted all around, Best Korea exported coal to Lower Korea and Japan via Russia. So who are the good guys, and who are the bad guys here?
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Pope Francis condemns fake news from failing news organizations. Satan. Low energy. No one is saved
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(CBC)
 
 
 
News: Leader of German far-right political party resigns. WTFark: He converts to Islam
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Try to think of a product slogan that's so offensive nobody would EVER think to put it on a product. Congratulations, you're the new marketing manager for Styleart
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Turns out, teenagers in ancient Greece were just as surly and moody as today's teens. They also spent just as much time staring at their tablets, too
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Bartenders share the best way to get their attention at the bar, and ways that will get you ignored. Now can Subby have another round, please?
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Netflix sat on the couch and gobbled up over 8 million new subscribers last quarter
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook: Yeah, okay, we may be bringing about the end of democracy. Whoops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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