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Mon September 28, 2020
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Ehhhh ... 4% is close enough
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Ehhhh ... 4% is close enough
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Sun September 27, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
We need to have retirement in politics
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany says, I'm a spokesperson for a moron. What do you want me to say?
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
John Boehner (R-not racist enough to rule the modern Senate) to release memoir with a lot of meaty anecdotes. Of course it will come out months after our fate is sealed
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Sun September 20, 2020
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
You may regret retiring early if you are poor, sick and bored. Of course you may also regret working if you are poor, sick and bored
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Tigers manager Gardenquit
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Thu September 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If it's mid-month, it's time for the monthly 'here's the utterly unobtainable amount of money you should have saved by age 30' article from CNBC
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If it's mid-month, it's time for the monthly 'here's the utterly unobtainable amount of money you should have saved by age 30' article from CNBC
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Horse that tested positive for cocaine finally disqualified...two years after winning race
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Chris Hemsworth on Love & Thunder being his last movie as Thor: "Are you crazy? I'm not going into any retirement period. Thor is way too young for that. I'm only 1500 years old. It is definitely not a film that I say goodbye to this brand"
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey millennials, don't worry about retirement, you'll never be able to
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
29-year-old couple with 3 kids "retires" with $88,000 combined income. Article noticeably missing details, like how big of an inheritance they received, or how long they lived at home rent-free
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Unilad)
 
 
 
Who could get Rick Moranis to come out of retirement? Only Ryan Reynolds
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After suffering a horrific back injury in 2017, and not playing a down since, Ryan Shazier announces his retirement from the NFF
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Mon September 07, 2020
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
It's like Willy Wonka...minus the dead children
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Fri September 04, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Email on eudora. Win 3.1. Single-core chips. It was a kinder, gentler, slower time
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Thu September 03, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nets net Nash
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Wed September 02, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
UFC debating using up all of the steroids in Nevada for one big retirement fight
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
#4 - you're not a boomer with a pension, a 401k that has been maxed out over the last 30 years, and a paid off house
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Billionaire Bill Ackman has solved America's retirement crisis. Just eliminate Social Security and give him $27 billion every year and he'll take care of everything. Promise
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Bank of America meshes Merrill into its mobile app. It's a 'feature'
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Sat August 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
That extra $1000/month you didn't know what to do with? You should invest it says Wall Street
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Remember that CEO who took a $1 million pay cut to give all his employees a $70K minimum salary in 2015? Let's check in and see how the company is doing
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Sad: CIA agent shoots himself before retirement. News: highest-ranking military affairs analyst in U.S. intelligence and Taliban expert, who died two weeks before NYT bounty story. Fark: his wife found he'd been hiding Zed's basement in their house
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Thu August 27, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This isn't your grandparents' retirement plan. (They had one)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
This isn't your grandparents' retirement plan. (They had one)
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Tue August 18, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
80-year-old doctor plans on working himself to death, never retiring or enjoying life
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Mon August 17, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Man City legend Vincent Kompany retires from football to devote 100% of his time and focus on football
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Grab a midday coffee and read some feel-good fiction from Marketwatch
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Grab a midday coffee and read some feel-good fiction from Marketwatch
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Palmerston the Foreign Office cat to retire from public life. Pitt The Elder still remains England's greatest Foreign Office cat
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Tue August 04, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It looks as though Conor McGregor won't be sparring with anybody again this year
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Ford's CEO crashes out
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Visual Capitalist)
 
 
 
Global pension plans rated. Welcome to the Future, where The Amazing Criswell predicts you will spending the rest of your lives
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RIP Lt Col Alexander Vindman's last fark
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Presented without comment "Acting ICE chief announces retirement following clashes with Trump officials who had accused Albence of favoring humanitarian concerns about the treatment of immigrants over the chance to take more aggressive action"
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Olympians are facing an epidemic of suicide attempts. And that includes the greatest Olympic swimmer ever
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Sat July 25, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Island 3, Robert Whittaker vs Darren Till, Shogun Rua vs Antonio "Little Nog" Nogueira III Prelims at 5 PM ET, Main Card at 8 PM ET. Both on ESPN and ESPN+
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Thu July 23, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In what would have been thrilling news in 1995, Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Junior are set to fight September 12
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, that didn't last long. Antonio Brown un-retires, wanting "clarity" about his status from the NFL
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Antonio Brown says he's done with the NFL. Again
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Teachers close to retirement and getting too old for this shiat are deciding not to risk falling to the classic cop movie trope
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tina Turner comes out of retirement with remix of What's Love Got to Do With It. Proving that she's simply the best
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why Boomers suck at technology, unless it involves reposting that FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT KILLARY message to Facebook
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Thu July 09, 2020
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Reason 4: You might not live to see 63 anyhow
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Wed July 08, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Now that he's locked in a QB even better than Tom Brady, Andy Reid not considering retirement
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Is it your birthday? Floyd Mayweather will wish you happy birthday for a paltry $999
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Gary Larson debuts first new comics in 25 years. Meanwhile, Midvale School for the Gifted door still does not push open
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In other news, the Taiwanese-American man who invented the N-95 mask material is putting your retirement schedule to shame
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
I mean, who wouldn't watch a spinoff of The Office focusing on Stanley?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
World's largest pension fund loses a record $165bil in the Worst Quarter Ever. Forced retirements rising like the sun
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Hugh's down. Long time 20/20 host Hugh Downs passes away at the age of 99
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A look at how Trump's idiocy brought Obama out of retirement
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Sat June 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In the wake of the George Floyd protests 272 NYPD officers have filed for retirement, a 49% spike over this same time last year. How the remaining 38,149 officers will ever be able to keep the city safe is unknown
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Thu June 25, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 22 years in the NBA, Vince Carter realizes he is almost old enough to be in that stay away from coronavirus age range and retires
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: Lucas County Man Worries Retirement Plan Is Sitting On Ancient Burial Mound
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jiim Kiick kiicks thhe buucket
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Berkeley)
 
 
 
New finding: diluting blood plasma rejuvenates tissue, reverses aging. Sorry, Drew, bourbon doesn't work, you have to dilute it with water
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again the joke's on Millenials - Social Security was wrecked waaaaaay before they came along
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again the joke's on Millenials - Social Security was wrecked waaaaaay before they came along
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Tue June 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I don't want her, you can have her, she's to .... ahh the hell with it, I'm done with the sexy time. Diego the tortoise with the "species saving sex drive" has been put out to pasture
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Mon June 15, 2020
(TheMix.net)
 
 
 
Add Amanda Nunes to the latest list of fighters in the UFC thinking retirement is next
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(TheMix.net)
 
 
 
Add Amanda Nunes to the latest list of fighters in the UFC thinking retirement is next
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Darwen the apple-hating UK police horse retires. Despite his tastes he was great in crowds, very PC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Darwen the apple-hating UK police horse retires. Despite his tastes he was great in crowds, very PC
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Next up on the leopard lunch face buffet: 401k Investors. Who wants to gamble with granny's retirement
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Wed June 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airline employees forced to to consider voluntary separation or early retirement packages or possibly be laid off in October. Or worse, send United employees after them
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dez Bryant calls out Jerry Jones, Jason Witten for protest absences. "It is unclear if Bryant attended any protests across the country"
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(TheMix.net)
 
 
 
Former UFC champion Henry Cejudo attempting to earn fastest unretirement honor
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Mon June 08, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Christian host a special edition of "The Peep Show" with Edge, Bayley & Sasha appear after winning the Women's Tag Titles, The Street Profits & Viking Raiders face of in a...decathalon? Find out what else happens at 8 PM ET on USA
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Sun June 07, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
UFC fighter Conor McGregor, who was retired, then came back, then retired again, then returned, has announced he is going to retire
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Thu June 04, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Covid-19 may have killed off pensions
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Mon June 01, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Seth faces Aleister Black & hosts the "retirement ceremony" for Rey Mysterio, Asuka is ready for Charlotte and Apollo Crews defends his U.S. title vs a mystery opponent of his choosing. The action starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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