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headlines found matching 'Retirement'
Fri September 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stephen Breyer imagines right wing judges are bound by the logic they implement
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Wed September 21, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
Emmanuel Sanders, who went to the Super Bowl with Pittsburgh, Denver, and SF, joining NFL Network after playing for 5 teams, 12 years, 2 Pro Bowls, and one championship
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(Guitar.com)
 
 
 
Peter Frampton: you really don't want to feel like I do
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump is DraftKings for 80-year-olds
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Trish Stratus' appendix attempted its finishing move on her
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Nikki Sixx was right all along
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Woody Allen adopts a new stance on his retirement, marries it
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Sun September 18, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
OK. So we know the age of the building but what about the age of the man scaling it?
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Social Security's 2023 cost-of-living increase could be the largest in 40 years. Thanks Dark Brandon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This just in: Tom Brady is kind of a dick and a sore loser in a way that would make a four-year-old blush
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure, sure. Florida is losing their status as a retirement destination due to remote work. But the real story is that a University has a "Florida Studies" program
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(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
Decoy cop car faces mandatory retirement after legendary career foiling would-be speeders, will likely need avenging by partner after being gunned down just days shy of pension
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Tue September 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After offering early retirement to many pilots, US airlines now have a pilot shortage as another lesson of 'actions have consequences' lands safely and pulls into the gate
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Mon September 12, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Edge faces Eddie...I mean Rey's son, Dominik one on one, Raquel & Aliyah defend their tag titles vs Dakota & IYO plus Johnny Wrestling has his first match on RAW since his return. How will it turn out? Find out at 8 PM ET on USA
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Sat September 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Edwin Jackson retires after 17 MLB seasons and 14 teams. Mike Morgan approves
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey's voice has never suffered from age, says Roger Daltrey
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Brady fumbles as Gisele breaks away for a run downfield
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Brady fumbles as Gisele breaks away for a run downfield
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Wed September 07, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Emmanuel Sanders, who went to the Super Bowl with Pittsburgh, Denver, and SF, retiring after 5 teams, 12 years, 2 Pro Bowls, and one championship
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(MSN)
 
 
 
63-year-old CEO no longer has mandatory retirement Target on his back
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
80-year-old grand slam singles record-holder says Serena Williams had it easy. "Back in my day we didn't have coaches or psychologists. We played with racket strings made from bobcat hides we hunted in the mountains and skinned with our teeth"
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: What the founding fathers would say about Trump's pardoning Jan. 6 terrorists. Stay tuned for follow-ups on what the founding fathers would say about Rings of Power, pineapple on pizza, crypto, and NOFX's retirement
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Yo, Dawg, I heard you like stealth
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Looking for a new state in which to retire? Don't look at Florida
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Should have named the article "Millennials and Gen Z will never retire. They better start learning to like Alpo and Fancy Feast"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Should have named the article "Millennials and Gen Z will never retire. They better start learning to like Alpo and Fancy Feast"
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Mon August 29, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Operation Iraqi FUBAR comes to its inevitable conclusion
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas goes full Texas, blacklists Blackrock and other banks over alleged energy boycott and ESG
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Angelique Kerber has withdrawn from the U.S. Open: "I really wanted to play, but eventually I decided that two against one just isn't a fair competition"
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Is "God's Waiting Room" still an affordable place to retire?
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Tue August 23, 2022
(InsideNova)
 
 
 
Edge announces plans to retire next summer. Bono indifferent
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
NIAID director Anthony Fauci announces that he plans to retire to spend more time relaxing rent free inside Republican heads
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Sat August 20, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The voice behind the most amazing, sensational, dramatic, heart-rending exciting, thrilling finish in the history of college football set to retire after 48 years
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Wrestling News)
 
 
 
The Clique is running WWE. This is not a repeat from 1998
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Somebody asked MarketWatch this question with a straight face. "What can I do with money I don't need in retirement?"
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Headline: "School districts across America will do anything for more teachers." Subby: Except pay them well or protect them from right wing idiocy
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we forced BlackRock to create a lot of value for our retiree stakeholders
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
The Detroit Lions have already lost 4 players this season due to: A) Infected kneecap bites B) Heart problems from excessive caffeine consumption C) Early retirements among rookies
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Main
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Thor: Love and Thunder is such a critical and fan disappointment that it has passed Thor: Ragnarok at the domestic box office
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If picnics are more important than governing, maybe consider retirement
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Fri July 29, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's the average salary Americans need to feel 'financially healthy' at every age, and yeah not even close for Subby
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DuhSantis demands all corporations be Republican
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Live in Quebec? Have a pension fund? Do they invest in crypto? Like eating dog food in retirement?
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Were it not for the f*cks and penis jokes, this could easily weasel its way into public school curricula. Come check out one of the things Obama has been doing in retirement
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Fri July 22, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
TL;DR: Act your shoe size, not your age
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Tue July 19, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Remember when GQP candidate Herschel Walker admitted to having personality disorders? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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Mon July 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fauci to retire before the second Trump or first DeathSentence Administration
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fauci to retire before the second Trump or first DeathSentence Administration
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Everyone deserves a retirement, where they can enjoy their sunset years at a farm upstate playing with other retired Congressmen & Senators
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sean Payton is on the Tom Brady "retirement" plan; reportedly kicking the tires on the Chargers, Dolphins, and I hope you're sitting down, the Cowboys
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Retiring before they remove your cold, dead hands from your work laptop is a mistake you're going to pay for for the rest of your life
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Retiring before they remove your cold, dead hands from your work laptop is a mistake you're going to pay for for the rest of your life
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Wed July 13, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Toomey says investments in private equity and crypto could lead to security in retirement, especially after being stonewalled from running salvage operations after alien attacks
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
Hero
 
Military Veteran get the homecoming, and retirement, he deserves
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Tony La Russa continues his quest to have his Hall of Fame credentials revoked
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Tue July 12, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gronk done with football in game of life
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Mon July 11, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
DC Roo-nited
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
In news that would have been mildly interesting in 1988, David Lee Roth releases new song
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan was upset about January 6th attack, in typical Conservative fashion it is because he had a personal connection to some of the victims
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Some Investor)
 
 
 
'I'm a 39-year-old single dad with $600,000 saved - I want to retire at 50 but don't know how. What should I do?'
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(Some Investor)
 
 
 
'I'm a 39-year-old single dad with $600,000 saved - I want to retire at 50 but don't know how. What should I do?'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jake the Snake now has mushrooms to rake
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Fri July 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Army trying to recoup $38K worth of rubles from Mikhail Flynn
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
U.S. Secret Service Director, perhaps sensing trouble over January 6 shenanigans, steps down to spend more time with - OH, SNAP
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A long retirement? New hips?
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
/w\
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The latest NFL player who no longer wants to come out of retirement is
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The latest NFL player who wants to come out of retirement is
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Fri July 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Today's headline: The Simpsons animators unionize. Tomorrow's headline: After 33 seasons, Simpsons cancelled
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Thu June 30, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Welcome to Hell, Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz is coming out
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
Julian Edelman still fears Bill Belichick to this day, yet Julian Edelman still impersonates Bill Belichick. Bill Belichick is not amused
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Woody Allen eyes retirement, preteens
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Fri June 24, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Rob Gronkowski announces retirement. This is not a repeat from 2019 (or is it)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gasp, are you telling me politicians only want to benefit rich?
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gronk reportedly to retire. No idea if this is a real retirement or a "Tom Brady Special"
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
David Lynch: "American cinema in the hands of moneymakers who only cater to teenagers and make the former studio moguls of the 20th century look like great humanist intellectuals"
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Fri June 17, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
He was a good tool to download other browsers. RIP
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
1 in 4 American expatriates are ex-patriots
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Thu June 16, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Basketball legend Bird retires. No, not that one. The other one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Basketball legend Bird retires. No, not that one. The other one
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Congress looks poised to end the BRRRRRRRRT once and for all
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
The latest job trend? "Unretirement"
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Mon June 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
401(k) statements will now include helpful estimates of whether you can afford dollar store cat kibble or Fancy Feast in retirement. Those of you without retirement accounts can still count on eating mice, or each other
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
401(k) statements will now include helpful estimates of whether you can afford dollar store cat kibble or Fancy Feast in retirement. Those of you without retirement accounts can still count on eating mice, or each other
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Thu June 09, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Dieter to retire presumably because no one wanted to touch his monkey
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Tue June 07, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bruce Cassidy, the sundowned kid
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Mon June 06, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Happy trails to Romeo Crennel who earned 5 Superb Owl rings as an assistant coach and became the NFL's oldest head coach at age 73
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos is an intern for Marjorie Taylor Greene
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Navarro decided to take a fool for a client and will represent himself on the Contempt of Congress charges so as to... *checks notes* not deplete his retirement plan
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Thu June 02, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady says he felt pressure to end retirement because of NFL free agency, desire to avoid his ugly wife and bratty kids
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