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Tue September 25, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Arby's and Buffalo Wild Wings parent to buy Sonic, considers also bringing Morton's in-house as new company expects to use 1/4 of the world's salt per day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bad: Woman claims she found a needle in McDonald's fries. Awkward: Police search her home and find a packet of 20 needles with one missing
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Inmate escapes work crew, gets craving for sweet tea at same time deputy arrives for lunch
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dunkin Donuts drops the 'Donuts', brushes them off, still serves them to people
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(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Restaurant owners pay $8k for school lunch meal
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz chased out of fancy DC restaurant by activists
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Sat September 22, 2018
(Me)
 
 
 
If you were to open a theme restaurant based on your favorite band/movie, what would be the name and what clever things would you serve/provide?
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Fri September 21, 2018
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
A man walking by Bangkok Palace in downtown Portland smashed out one of its windows with his fist. Not only is there video, but Subby's in it. (1 table over in the blue shirt)
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Thu September 20, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Self-serve beer machine in Japanese all-you-can-drink restaurant. In related news: It looks like we found a good location for the next Fark party in Japan
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Wed September 19, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner gets lobsters stoned before cooking because she thinks it would be more humane. No word on what she is smoking, but subby will take one guess
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brits take issue with Aussie fish and chips restaurant that advertises 'if it swims we'll fry it' ...something about eating Flipper (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 18, 2018
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rick Scott didn't think his lukewarm non-response to the red tide environmental crisis would result in a swarm of protesters descending on his campaign stops. But, as always, his intuition was wrong
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you shoved your toddler inside a BarBerCut Lite prize machine and had her steal Nintendo consoles from it, the New Hampshire police would like a word with you
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Mon September 17, 2018
(Pasadena Now)
 
 
 
Hey Google, what wine pairs well with glazed?
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Sun September 16, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just another lazy Sunday hazardous response in the tourist town of Salisbury
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Yum, chopped snake
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Fri September 14, 2018
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
A brass plaque dedicated to a convicted cannibal hangs in the National Press Club, and that's not even the craziest part of the story
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Now THAT was too much tuna
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Parents upset after kids are given breadsticks as main entree for school lunch. Fark: Department of Education says it's a valid lunch option
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Thu September 13, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The 33 best Mexican restaurants in New Jersey not named Taco Bell. I think that's all of them
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"Hello, this is the Sheriff. You have a warrant for your arrest, so I demand that you buy me some gift cards. I prefer Amazon, Walmart, and those ones where you can pick from five shiatty restaurants"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
The best Mexican restaurant in 'Murica is A: Cantina La Viente in Miami? B: Taco María in Costa Mesa, CA ? or C: Taco Bell?
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Wed September 12, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
White Castle somehow makes their experience worse
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(Some Foodie Doody)
 
 
 
"When should I take my restaurant grievances to Yelp?" Is "Never" an option?
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Tue September 11, 2018
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Bad: Pregnant woman finds dead rat in her soup. Worse: She had taken a few sips before noticing. Fark: Restaurant apologizes for possibly damaging the fetus and offers to pay for her abortion
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
#Resistors: "Let's shame Trump officials when they go to restaurants." Stephen Miller's childhood rabbi: "Hold my beer"
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Taco Bell voted best Mexican restaurant in the country by morons, but it still can't beat a New York Slice
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Mon September 10, 2018
(Facebook)
 
 
 
I don't want to alarm you folks in North Carolina, but Jim Cantore has been spotted in Wilmington. Been nice knowing you
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Fri September 07, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Storm Trumpers are attempting to make In-N-Out Burger the go-to fast food restaurant for white supremacy
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Thu September 06, 2018
(The Nordic Page)
 
 
 
Norway plans the first underwater restaurant in Europe. Unsure of its Yelp rating, but at least the seafood will be fresh
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Wed September 05, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: Restaurant owner (and retired doctor) sees two women dragging an unconscious woman through his restaurant. He approaches them trying to help, they take a swing at him, police are called. Who gets arrested? Hint: he's not white
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Shake Shack is the most overrated fast food restaurant
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Tue September 04, 2018
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
This story has everything: a crazed French-speaking international smuggler, a public library, oodles and oodles of guns, and a hockey bag. Never forget the hockey bag
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who ate ice cream and sausages almost exclusively for twenty years finally de-links
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who ate ice cream and sausages almost exclusively for twenty years finally de-links
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
109-year-old woman uses loophole to eat for free on her birthday
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Mon September 03, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Imagine being a restaurant hostess and the crew of the Enterprise walks in
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Sun September 02, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
No problem, BFF. We will drink a few beers and go shoot up the house of the woman who left the bad review about your mom's restaurant. SOLVED
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Sat September 01, 2018
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon pays the huge tab for a table of strangers sitting near him in a restaurant ... for not bothering him
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Thu August 30, 2018
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Restaurants are increasingly banning customers from being on their cellphones during meals. Especially the ones who are using them to call in bad reviews to Yelp
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Diners and servers dish on most inappropriate behavior they've ever witnessed at restaurants. The first item has to do with Burger King and it's not that Burger King anecdote -- it's grosser
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sarah Ferguson reveals she cleaned toilets before she married Prince Andrew - and was 'very good' at it. She probably realizes now that that's as close to the throne as she'll ever get
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Wed August 29, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
In some high-end California restaurants, pot is haute
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Tue August 28, 2018
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia refinery says it can produce 3 million cubic feet of methane per day from fatty food waste, which could cause many local restaurants to go out of business from the competition
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York is just a bowl of Chinese noodles. Everything else you have heard is just a conspiracy of cartographers
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man accused of serial dining-and-dashing, leaving dates to pay, faces multiple felonies, zero star ratings on both Tinder and Urban Spoon
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Mon August 27, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
First paragraph: Man who ate nothing but chicken nuggets and chips for almost 20 years cured of addiction. Third paragraph: chicken nuggets and chips made up 90 per cent of his diet. That's some fine reporting, Metro
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Hopefully rehab took Ben Affleck's phone away because his girlfriend's Instagram account is not exactly helping
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Sat August 25, 2018
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Harried California flyers forced to deal with the TSA, Hawaiian hurricane flight diversions & KISS christening their newest airport restaurant; "There's an art to breaking a guitar. Before you do this, call your chiropractor"
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Fri August 24, 2018
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
In 20 years the food chain will look completely different, from robot farmers to 3D printed meals, urban farms and the end of obesity. And it will all be controlled by the Chinese
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Thu August 23, 2018
(LAist)
 
 
 
Street Taco Kingpin Roy Choi closes his Watts health food restaurant
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A becomes Starbucks by opening a new restaurant a few hundred feet from another Chick-fil-A
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Chipotle is looking to "disrupt the food landscape," not just your plumbing
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Wed August 22, 2018
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
I don't know what a boba is but apparently it can be a pizza topping. Pineapple nods in approval
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm a wine snob who likes ordering expensive bottles in restaurants because it makes me look rich an sophisticated to my friends. But I hate tipping on them. Since I know the bottles are overpriced, can I base my tip on what they should cost?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey unveils new line of frozen pizza with cauliflower crust, because of course she does
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Tue August 21, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay accused of faking drama. Oh my, fake drama in a reality TV show? What's next? Water in the oceans? Bears defecating in the woods?
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(VegNews)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos add vegan egg replacement to training table: "Elite athletes like the Broncos no longer have to settle for healthier options that taste bad"
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(Eater)
 
 
 
If you build a giant mall in a swamp in dirty Jersey near MetLife Stadium with 100 restaurants inside, would you expect people to come?
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Sun August 19, 2018
(Complex)
 
Boobies
 
Hooters shutting down locations and restrategizing because apparently Millennials hate boobs
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Fri August 17, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh, you tip 20% because of your support for the working class? That's cute. I happen to tip 100%
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
TripAdvisor names best burger restaurants in every state
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"A monkey using a laptop, a singing lion, a chess-playing goat, a footballer dressed as a wolf, plumes of white smoke from a restaurant chimney"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You stop serving crinkle cut fries and try passing off straight fries instead? Maybe in one of those other states but in Maine we want our fries crinkled...or else
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ever wondered why a lot of diners look like train cars? Well here is the story behind it
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(Bloody is best)
 
 
 
If you're thinking about well-done steak, order chicken
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson repeatedly tells a Mexican-American guest that tacos are an American food
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Taxidermy fox stolen from St. Elmo Steak House returns home safely in back of Uber. Wait, what?
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Thu August 16, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Health officials have revealed why nearly 650 people got sick after eating at Chipotle. 'Because it's Chipotle' not listed as a reason
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Wed August 15, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
McDonald's testing French Toast McGriddles, which come with both bacon AND sausage
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes Chinese restaurants have 'secret menus'. Here is what you order off of them
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Tue August 14, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Goats make a break for it from a truck near Brooklyn slaughterhouse. Subby would have a wonderful ending to this great escape except they were recaptured and are probably on the menu at Brooklyn's best ethnic restaurants
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's to spend $6 billion revamping their crappy restaurants, ignoring their crappy food
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Indian grocery and restaurant to take over former MMA cage
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Mon August 13, 2018
(Some Boo)
 
 
 
New 'haunted' whiskey bar opening in Vancouver. They guarantee to serve spirits
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The days of free food at Silicon Valley companies is over. Get out there and fight the lunch crowds with the rest of the peons, worker bees
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Sat August 11, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Teen celebrity chef to open a restaurant in NYC. Apparently the menu will consist mostly of pizza bites, hot pockets and smoothies
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Teen celebrity chef to open a restaurant in NYC. Apparently the menu will consist mostly of pizza bites, hot pockets and smoothies
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Fri August 10, 2018
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
"The older I get, the more I realize the truth is: the simpler the food, the more exceptional it can be"
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(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
Bill Murray and Carly Simon's brother walk into a bar, punchline ensues
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(Eater)
 
 
 
¡aye!
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Wed August 08, 2018
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
These are the 15 least popular fast food restaurants based on brand loyalty. #1 will surprise you... because it's McDonald's
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Just by reading this headline, you probably lost more weight than people who count calories when they go to restaurants
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Tue August 07, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump's Commerce Secretary revealed to possibly be one of the largest corporate criminals in U.S. history. Only the best people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There is a weird culture of collective sleeping in Hong Kong McDonald's restaurants. Some sleepers are poor in wealth, some are poor in circumstance, some are poor in their soul. Or they just like it there
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Mon August 06, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shirtless maniac jumps out of restaurant freezer, attacks staff, and then dies. Ta da
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Sun August 05, 2018
(NBC 26 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Even Chuck E.Cheese doesn't like his pizza
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Sat August 04, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Two patrons injured by a f*cking flaming cocktail at Gordon F*cking Ramsay's restaurant
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Fri August 03, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
It is illegal to live in a restaurant in Pennsylvania
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Thu August 02, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee pretty much just said that being refused service at a restaurant and having a comedian make fun of your eye shadow is worse than tearing families apart
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Wed August 01, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
There are two ways you can hang your toilet paper. The way right way, or the way that will expose it to E.coli
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to split a restaurant tab when your friends are cheap bastards
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Tue July 31, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Restaurant outraged that irresponsible customers would post video online of live parasitic roundworms crawling out of their food
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Jimmy Buffet beats dead horse
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Sun July 29, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study finds asking for a doggy bag before ordering at restaurants means you are less likely to overindulge. In other news, some people still use the phrase "doggy bag"
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Sat July 28, 2018
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Restaurant closes for the weekend to replace floors - and that's racist because we live in crazypants times now, where the loudest gibberers win
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Thu July 26, 2018
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
San Francisco considering banning free employer lunches to save restaurants from capitalism
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Not News: Mexican Restaurant closing, Not News: ICE not involved, WTF News: Can't find someone to make tacos, Bonus WTF News: 3 miles north of Tijuana
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Wed July 25, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention office drone. HR has learned that eating at your desk is bad for you and hurts productivity. Since this hurts The Company, you may no longer eat at your desk. Please note your Total Eating Time Away (TETA) and add as required to end of day
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Tue July 24, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Apparently, there is a legal path to citizenship and ICE doesn't give a rat's ass if you are on it. Green Card applicant, restaurant owner, called in for interview to the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Office then taken into custody
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you thought Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville restaurants were stupid, just hold onto your flip-flops. There's also a version specifically for airports
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Mon July 23, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
First drive-through pot shop opens. Finally, you can drive up and get an actual happy meal
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Sun July 22, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Gallant pays and tips his cab driver. Goofus bites driver's arm, hits him in the face with bolt cutters, and hides in a restaurant bathroom
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Hey Drew, how are those Japanese lessons coming along?
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Fri July 20, 2018
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Customer writes "we don't tip terrorist" on their $100+ restaurant bill -- and gets banned from the restaurant for life. (Tag is for the restaurant)
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Florida bro slaps waitress' butt as he leaves Georgia restaurant. Does she: a) Post his picture on Facebook; b) Blog about it on Tumblr; or c) Horse-collar him, slam him to the ground, and berate him in front of the rest of the patrons and staff?
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These 10 polite habits you might do at a restaurant are actually disliked by restaurant staffers. But then again, if we are tipping them big they should tolerate it, right?
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Your dinner guests will be genuinely impressed and not at all grossed out when you tell them their meal was prepared with a knife you made from your underwear
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Sun July 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump aides wearing MAGA gear now striking out on Uber as well as Tinder
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Tainted Venezuelan Crab Meat is not just the name of my Cocteau Twins / Justin Timberlake mashup cover band
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Louisville restaurants increasingly offer mock turtle as soup de jour
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Tue July 10, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Subway tries to turn business around with fresher food, fewer stores, less pedophilia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
More and more restaurants want to go cashless, but poor people, illegal immigrants, and assholes who like holding up lines are banding together to fight the move
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Mon July 09, 2018
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man battles Mexican Mafia by smashing windows at 11 Mexican restaurants. "The problem is, he keeps going off his medication"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
What was once an 1800s bank will become a brewery and airbnb. Sounds like a great location for a Fark party
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
After buying sushi, Stephen Miller tosses it after the restaurant's bartender gives him a two finger salute. Checkmate, libfarts
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump aides reveal all the shouting them down in public is working
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump aides reveal all the shouting them down in public is working
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The correct answer is actually "family restaurant," but we'll go with "crispy" and "crunchy" as a close runner-up
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Fri July 06, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Red Hen reopens for business after the Sanders kerfuffle
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Costco changes up food court menu, but don't worry, the $1.50 hot dog deal remains
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Ugh, it's rough taking these 9-11 calls...at least I take satisfaction in the fact I'm saving lives. *BEEP* Hello, 9-11, what is your emergency?" "My burger's cold." "GODDAMMIT SO MUCH"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Loud New Yorker gets into a fight at a Vegas restaurant, and inducted into UFC hall of fame in the same week
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bob's Big Boy restaurant mascot look-alike Kim Dotcom is likely to be extradited to the U.S
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: How a 'diner on acid' shook up coastal Maine's restaurant scene
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
You're going to be out of town and still want to watch your favorite team play? Just call up the cable company of the restaurant you're going to be at, say you're the manager and order another sports package
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you had Scott Pruitt as the next Trump official to flee a restaurant after being confronted, claim your prize
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Please do not operate heavy machinery when having freak management issues
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Corey Stewart, the Trump-supporting Virginia republican who wants to return to the days of the confederacy, gathered a group of fellow racists to stage a chant of "BUILD THE WALL" in front of the Red Hen restaurant
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Sat June 30, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Another day, another MAGA hat, another restaurant. O Canada
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
I think we all could use this today: A feel good article about ex-cons and hot chicken. Mmmmm....hot chicken
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
KFC mashed potatoes in Australia: Serious business
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Protip: never make your non-apology apology about a racist statement you made at a chicken-and-waffles restaurant
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Wed June 27, 2018
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
If you ate at Hardees in Charlotte, you should add a hepatitis A vaccination for dessert
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Man arrested for throwing a metaphor for Vietnam-era Donald Trump at Red Hen restaurant
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego Chuck E. Cheese's fined $4000 for child labor violations, gets to keep its MMA and WBC licenses
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
San Francisco techies unveil world's first robot burger chef, whose restaurant opens this week. It creates $6 organic hamburgers, requires no wages, doesn't insert questionable fluids into the meat, and only uses its time off to find Sarah Connor
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oh goody: Another SJW restaurant throws out someone just because they don't like his politics. ***clicks link*** CROM'S CRUNCHY CROTCH CROUTONS
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Look, if you're going to be upset at the Red Hen Restaurant for not serving Sarah Huckabee Sanders, at least keep your Yelp reviews and death threats inside the US. She did not go into Canada. Besides, Canada wouldn't take her
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Architect must be drunk again
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Twitler starts the morning by attacking a restaurant then follows up by issuing a threat to a sitting member of Congress. And kids are still in concentration camps and Puerto Rico is still suffering greatly. Monday MSNBC Thread. Yay. FML .(8PM EDT)
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(The State)
 
 
 
Waitress tells man he was too drunk for another drink. He decides to prove her point
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Trumpers: Guys, we need to be civil. Also Trumpers: Your restaurant is named "The Red Hen"? Have some death threats and an egging, we don't care if you're in no way connected to the Red Hen that hurt our feelings
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If there's anyone who knows about dirty restaurants, it's Mr. "accumulation of black/green mold-like substance in the ice machine". Pepperidge Farms remembers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN: Where a sitting president is held to a much lower standard than a House member
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
After restaurant denied Sarah Huckabee Sanders service, Melania Trump really does care if she will also be shunned. Do U?
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(The Root)
 
 
 
#Restaurants4Sarah
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Sun June 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders' tweet on her official account about being refused service at a restaurant caught the eye of a former White House ethics chief. Hilarity ensues
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fancy Italian restaurant that serves "deconstructed desserts" named world's best restaurant by New Yorkers who have evidently never been to an Olive Garden
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Apparently maintaining a healthy marriage means celebrating every one of your marriage anniversaries at a Burger King for the last 50 years
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
After more than 70 years, Red Robin restaurants keep bob bob bobbin' along
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chipotle adds quesadillas and milkshakes to their selection of things that can give you diarrhea
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
It's not every day you can get away with impersonating the Prime Minister of Morocco just to get a table at a restaurant, but yet here we are
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
30 jokes you are not too old to laugh at. Any more to add?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This person asked her employees to stop eating lunch at their desks. Here is what came out of it
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Because we have not been punished enough for our wicked ways: Glitter rainbow pizza (w/ pics)
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Much like the kitchen of your favorite Chinese restaurant, scientists piece together weird ancient fish
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Wed June 20, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kirstjen Nielsen would like to be able to eat at restaurants again
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man who drove forklift through Lit Restaurant Supplies was likely Lit himself
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently the real story about the Baby Jails isn't that Americans need to protest them in the 21st Century but that the protestors are RUDE
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Facebook)
 
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How does DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen follow up her disastrous Monday press conference? Why, dinner at a Mexican restaurant, of course
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
World Cup fans are drinking Moscow dry
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
World Cup fans are drinking Moscow dry
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
IHOb -- The "b" was for bullets
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Sun June 17, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Chinese hotpot restaurant regrets month-long AYCE buffet promo, goes bankrupt after customers literally eat it out of business
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Restaurant gives woman a cup of degreaser instead of green tea. Still unclear how she could tell the difference
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Why you should never write haha on the bill
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Murray to open up a food truck court in South Carolina. So he's got that going for him
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Mon June 11, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
An Applebees/IHOP (IHOB?) combination restaurant to open in Detroit. And lo, the sea was as blood, and the sky was as sackcloth
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Alexander Ovechkin and the Washington Capitals' non-stop celebration/drinking continues back in D.C. With video of Ovi doing a kegstand out of the Stanley Cup at a Nationals game
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man at a bar was asked to tuck his chain or leave. No word on whether Deebo was in the area
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Furious restaurant employee doesn't think her cunning plan all the way through after hiring a homeless man and staging a robbery to teach boss a lesson
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Sat June 09, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pot smokers accused of walking out on meal whose price seems way too well planned
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
North Dakota food critic who was mocked for her review of Olive Garden recalls meeting with Anthony Bourdain, whom she credits with saving her
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
What if somebody told you it's harder to get a Chick-fil-a franchise than to get into Harvard?
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Wed June 06, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Pimento cheese festival this Saturday in Cary, NC. It's a southern thing. What curiously delicious foods do you celebrate in your neck of the woods?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
KFT(ofu)
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Bush tucker has sustained Australia's indigenous population for more than 65,000 years. Now it's finding its way onto restaurant menus. Australia's indigenous cuisine is making a comeback
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 101 best casual restaurants in the United States. Have you ever eaten at any of these? Any other restaurants that are worthy of a mention?
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Yes, I would like a Whopper with OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic infighting so severe in one California congressional district the state party recommended two candidates meet in Italian restaurant, one with the old fashioned toilet you know the box and the chain
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Fri June 01, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
This job has an interesting deal: a salary of $80,000 to $100,000 plus a monthly bar and restaurant allowance. But you will have to go on a date with the boss
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Thu May 31, 2018
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
"Hep A and Fears of Eating Out" subby stopped there and lingered a bit
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"For at least 40 years I have been doing battle with fast food clerks and restaurant waitresses over the difference between hamburgers and cheeseburgers because I do not like cheese on my hamburger"
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Wed May 30, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In news that will surprise nobody the CIA concludes that North Korea has no intention of denuclearization. Most shocking in this CIA report, North Korea wants to open a fast food restaurant
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun robbing a fast food restaurant is a good guy with a gun firing from outside the drive-thru window
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