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Sat February 16, 2019       Sixty-year-old man with concealed-carry permit allegedly shoots two Walgreens pharmacy workers over his meds, escapes in Hyundai, ditches it, runs to a Golden Corral where cops apprehend him after shootout. An American tale, ladies and gentlemen source: apnews.com   |   share: 155         Realizing the V word is a turn-off to the mainstream, vegan restaurants, vegan suppliers, and vegan thought leaders successfully rebranded their cuisine as "plant-based," which cleverly evokes warm memories of farms, greenery, and french fries source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 60         The rise and fall of Benihana restaurant. Come for the show. Forget the food source: seriouseats.com   |   share: 55         The rise and fall of Benihana restaurant. Come for the show. Forget the food source: seriouseats.com   |   share: 55   Fri February 15, 2019       How can I ensure my waiter or waitress gets my tip? source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 34         White Castle celebrates Valentines Day with table reservations and hostess seating. The idea was created by one smart fellow source: nj.com   |   share: 8   Thu February 14, 2019       One of the last Bonanza Steakhouses demolished after standing for 45 years. Little Joe and Hoss inconsolable source: doyouremember.com   |   share: 36         Hipster coffee shops, microbreweries, bike lanes, creative-class members, startups, farm-to-table restaurants, streetcars: signs that your city promotes itself as cool and unique by copycatting what some other cool and unique city is doing source: citylab.com   |   share: 30   Wed February 13, 2019 (Some road warrior)       Subby travels a lot for work. For some reason, his customers love to give him local restaurant recommendations -- and about half the time, they recommend the local "The Melting Pot". What the heck is so exciting about dunking bread in goo? source: meltingpot.com   |   share: 43         How to properly return food or drinks at a restaurant so that you may avoid the saliva treatment source: skillet.lifehacker.com   |   share: 14         Government shutdown caused loss of business at prominent DC restaurants including Founding Farmers, Blue Duck Tavern, The Lafayette, and Chick-Fil-A source: cnbc.com   |   share: 2         Chuck E. Cheese's forced to deny rumors of splicing together leftover pizzas; no word if it still beats its wife source: foxnews.com   |   share: 19         "I told him the fact that we have a black party of 30 and we have a contract to be up here, it looks bad because you have 8 police officers here and no laws are being broken" says man in badly-written article source: fox2now.com   |   share: 97         Man with an assault caliber rifle weapon fires 19 shots into a busy San Diego restaurant. Reset the clo... Wait, no injuries reported? What do we do with the clock then? source: foxnews.com   |   share: 244         So, what's the best restaurant for your friends to take a date to on Valentine's Day, since no one loves you, you pathetic loser who refuses to move out of your Mom's basement and can't do at least a load of load of laundry while you're freeloading? source: delish.com   |   share: 24         Jack Gruden, the son of Jay Gruden, nephew of Jon Gruden, arrested after multiple incidents at restaurant. Uncle James Gruden and great-uncle Jim Gruden inconsolable source: foxnews.com   |   share: 13         Miranda Lambert tosses her own salad source: foxnews.com   |   share: 35   Tue February 12, 2019       Did Shane Dawson just uncover the horrifying truth about Chuck E. Cheese's pizza? source: dailydot.com   |   share: 25         "How To Get Meat Eaters To Eat More Plant-Based Foods?" Stop preaching about how virtuous it is, and tell us how good it tastes source: npr.org   |   share: 48         Don't use Olive Oil to saute your spinach source: mnn.com   |   share: 40   Mon February 11, 2019       Well clutch my pearls and lead me to my fainting couch. It appears Donald Trump had a beard to help him cheat on his first wife source: nypost.com   |   share: 55         Customers keep lining up in drive-thru as A&W burns to the ground source: globalnews.ca   |   share: 111   Sun February 10, 2019       "Restaurant reservations may soon be subject to dynamic pricing", bemoans writer who's apparently never heard of an early bird special or happy hour source: qz.com   |   share: 35         Because bigger is always better when it comes to fried dough source: ozy.com   |   share: 4   Fri February 08, 2019       Stop me if you've heard this before. So a man, a boy and a white rat in a not so secured cage walk into a McDonalds source: nj1015.com   |   share: 35         On Valentine's Day this restaurant will let you shred a photo of your ex in exchange for a free cocktail source: pennlive.com   |   share: 8         KellyAnne Conway was assaulted in a restaurant by an unhinged woman. Turns out it was a mirror on the wall across from her seat source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 81         Propose at Primanti Brothers restaurant on Valentine's Day get a free wedding. Sweet deal, huh? source: pennlive.com   |   share: 5   Thu February 07, 2019       Toddler stuck in claw machine, rescued by firefighters after only eight quarters source: al.com   |   share: 38         Restaurant buffets are great. Just avoid the sprouts, sushi, tuna, fried food, creamy dishes, mayonnaise-based salads, sweet drinks, and sneeze guard source: doyouremember.com   |   share: 56   Wed February 06, 2019       Pizza restaurant owner baffled by high electricity bill for seven years until she discovers she's also been paying the electricity for the hotel nearby which is strangely owned by the same landlord. No telling how that could have happened source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 74         The town where you have to put fries and coleslaw on your sandwich is the only American city on 'The Foodies' top ten source: bbcgoodfood.com   |   share: 59   Tue February 05, 2019       Australian restaurant removes controversial "Schindler's List Fries" from menu source: israelnationalnews.com   |   share: 18         Good news, Omahans who think Chicago-style casserole is the epitome of pizza: Giordano's has chosen your area for its next phase of expansion as Omaha is just that tasteless source: ketv.com   |   share: 31         Eventually there'll be no restaurants, just kitchens and Uber source: newyorker.com   |   share: 44         Eventually there'll be no restaurants, just kitchens and Uber source: newyorker.com   |   share: 44         Women claim 'Vegan prejudice' in restaurants, now hold my BLT and watch this. Nah on second thought please put an extra slice of cheese in my sandwich source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 34         New details from Jussie Smollett's police report. Still no explanation on why someone would go to a Subway restaurant source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 56   (Voice of OC)       Explaining the mystery of numbers in Orange County, California, pho restaurants source: voiceofoc.org   |   share: 9         Woman hatches duck egg bought from restaurant after discovering it's not an absentee balut source: odditycentral.com   |   share: 35   Mon February 04, 2019       NYC may soon ban food you'll probably never eat in your lifetime. "Less than 1 percent of all New York City restaurants serve it. This is truly a luxury item". Tl;dr it's foie gras, which is french for "foy grass" source: thehill.com   |   share: 39   Sun February 03, 2019       Restaurant chain offers $25 Fyre Festival Pyzza for "the wealthiest consumers and industry influencers" (w/ pic) source: brobible.com   |   share: 10         ♫ ♫ When a couple of guards who were doin' some good / Tossed me out the restaurant because they could / I got in one little fight and the guards got scared / And then they shot me with a Taser which made my pants start to flare ♫ ♫ source: fox29.com   |   share: 35   Sat February 02, 2019       Turns out MAGA hat wearers also spend money, and restaurant owners don't like their head cook refusing to accept it source: eater.com   |   share: 323         Still haven't planned your Superb Owl menu? Here are some of the best deals restaurants are offering for the big game source: delish.com   |   share: 19         Laura Loomer and her gang of deplorables decide trespassing on the Governor's lawn and causing a fracas at a nearby Mexican restaurant while dressed as banditos is the perfect way to get arrested source: sacbee.com   |   share: 83   Fri February 01, 2019       San Francisco restaurant owner and occasional Farker J. Kenji Lopez-Alt bans MAGA hats, compares them to white hoods and swastikas. French chef hats still OK source: fox5ny.com   |   share: 280   Thu January 31, 2019       Twenty-nine years ago today, the first McDonald's opened in the Soviet Union source: cbc.ca   |   share: 20         From the 'Who could have seen this coming' files: New Yorkers are shocked ...SHOCKED to find food prices rising after minimum wage hike to $15 source: nypost.com   |   share: 28         From the 'Who could have seen this coming' files: New Yorkers are shocked ...SHOCKED to find food prices rising after minimum wage hike to $15 source: nypost.com   |   share: 28   Wed January 30, 2019       McDonald's is expecting labor costs and a strong dollar to drive through its profits source: reuters.com   |   share: 13         "Furthermore, vegans were significantly more determined than others that they would not eat foods of insect origin, even if they were nutritious, safe, affordable, and convenient" source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 14         I'm in Anaheim on business until Friday morning. Any suggestions for local restaurants and/or watering holes? source: fark.com   |   share: 33   Tue January 29, 2019       Turns out the Bojangles employees are just as spicy as the chicken source: wral.com   |   share: 22         Hoop-Dee-Doo Musical Revue found to be a bit more Hep-A-Doo source: mynews13.com   |   share: 16         Hoop-Dee-Doo Musical Revue found to be a bit more Hep-A-Doo source: mynews13.com   |   share: 16         "Dear Prudence: My friend told me he was out and proud, so when I ran into his parents at a restaurant, I asked if their son and his boyfriend were joining them. Apparently, he wasn't out to family and I'm being accused of ruining his life. What do?" source: slate.com   |   share: 34         I want my motherfarking Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity source: kait8.com   |   share: 25         Memo to all restaurants: Please stop handing the wine list to the husband source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 64   Mon January 28, 2019       O, I wish I was in the Land Of Coffee; owner of troubled restaurant engulfed in Confederate monument fracas says Starbucks interested in buying him out. #ThisShouldEndWell source: wistv.com   |   share: 190         Harry Potter calls out Tom Brady for supporting Trump. Wait, what? source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 72   Fri January 25, 2019       Remember the pizzagate conspiracy theory? Well, let's check in on that pizzeria now. Oh my source: wjla.com   |   share: 84   Thu January 24, 2019       Grasshopper tacos? Why not? source: pennlive.com   |   share: 30         Just in time for the Superb Owl what is your favorite method to cook chicken wings at home. LGT Subby's favorite source: seriouseats.com   |   share: 58   Wed January 23, 2019       No we give out Michelin stars, you can't give them back source: grubstreet.com   |   share: 15         $150 for a year old steak that tastes like truffles? source: latimes.com   |   share: 23         Ramen restaurant in Manhattan now has seating for Farkers source: nypost.com   |   share: 10         Iceland is now home to the world's first ever beer spa ....and take my sudsy money source: irishpost.com   |   share: 45   Tue January 22, 2019       Pigs can't fly. But that's not stopping restaurants from selling pork wings source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 29         City passes resolution allowing dancing. This is not a repeat from 1950 source: sandiegoreader.com   |   share: 33         City passes resolution allowing dancing. This is not a repeat from 1950 source: sandiegoreader.com   |   share: 33   Fri January 18, 2019       Surge pricing. For restaurants source: grubstreet.com   |   share: 25   Thu January 17, 2019       Single women no longer allowed to eat at the bar in high end restaurant in Dubai ... I mean NYC source: pagesix.com   |   share: 53         Single women no longer allowed to eat at the bar in high end restaurant in Dubai ... I mean NYC source: pagesix.com   |   share: 53         Going to a bar in Jersey City barefoot and naked is no way to go through life, son source: yahoo.com   |   share: 66         Restaurants filled with headshots from The Sopranos? Because BOOM source: eater.com   |   share: 2   Wed January 16, 2019 (Some KISS)       "Because we all know KISS invented feeding TSA workers for free at their Rock and Brews Restaurants" source: wabx.net   |   share: 26         The Clemson Tigers get even another invitation to a proper celebration dinner. This time it's from Chicago's only Michelin 3-Star restaurant source: thehill.com   |   share: 68         "Cadbury's Creme Eggs saved my life" source: leicestermercury.co.uk   |   share: 9   Tue January 15, 2019       Is ending a text message with an 'x' considered flirting? x source: irishtimes.com   |   share: 20   Mon January 14, 2019       Newlywed charged with bride's murder in a shooting outside a metro Atlanta Popeyes restaurant source: ajc.com   |   share: 97         Tokyo chefs increasingly create signature dishes for Instagram in order to hype their restaurants. "Chicago pizza fondue" is a thing solely because it allows you to record the moment you cut into the doughy container and unleash the melted cheese source: the-japan-news.com   |   share: 11         Where there's Smoque, there's fire source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 6   Sat January 12, 2019       Andrew Wheeler is caught up in Burgerghazi source: alternet.org   |   share: 79   Fri January 11, 2019       Man denies running unlicensed restaurant in his house. What about the giant sign advertising it? That's just his name. Doesn't everyone have a giant sign announcing their name, phone number and website above their front door? source: theguardian.com   |   share: 30         Not News: Police in Canada can now demand breath samples. Fark: In bars. WTFark: Or at home. Did you DD for someone, come home, and drink a couple beers? Sucks to be you citizen. Breathe into the tube source: globalnews.ca   |   share: 75   Thu January 10, 2019       New York's crappy old Tappan Zee Bridge will be blown up this weekend. It will take place on Saturday morning. Plan your brunch popcorn accordingly. "A number of restaurants are offering deals and views of the destruction" UPDATE: postponed until Sunday source: gothamist.com   |   share: 82         High sugar warnings may be coming to NYC restaurants. Still no cure for high prices source: fox5ny.com   |   share: 15         I'm sorry, sir, but we're not accepting any locally-sourced meat today. You're going to have to take your dead raccoon out of the McDonald's source: foxnews.com   |   share: 33   Wed January 09, 2019       McDonald's now offering bacon on Big Macs and Cheesy Bacon Fries. No word yet on bacon milkshakes source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 27         Daughter of mob boss opens a restaurant named... Corleone's. I know, everybody thought it was gonna be Donnie's source: nypost.com   |   share: 16   Tue January 08, 2019       My DC restaurant is slow because of pigeons, and I demand that we construct a giant pigeon cage around it source: hittingthetrifecta.com   |   share: 16         My DC restaurant is slow because of pigeons, and I demand that we construct a giant pigeon cage around it source: hittingthetrifecta.com   |   share: 16         Fast food workers to strike for protection against Florida Man source: mynews13.com   |   share: 30         Blue C Sushi is on the conveyor belt to oblivion source: seattlepi.com   |   share: 26         Paris's first naked restaurant forced to close just 15 months after grand opening. Something about the customers not being able to keep the food down (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 17   Sun January 06, 2019       Student with only $35 in his pocket goes to the very high-end Savoy restaurant in London to celebrate his birthday, does a runner on $4k bill source: news.com.au   |   share: 54         Taco Bell employee learns the hard way about the ADA source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 227   Sat January 05, 2019       Popeyes makes the very best fried chicken. Change my mind source: munchies.vice.com   |   share: 81         Do you like deep fried foods, but would occasionally prefer something light? source: odditycentral.com   |   share: 16         Man purchases tuna for $3.1 million. Will now get "no regerts" tattooed on forehead source: mashable.com   |   share: 93   Fri January 04, 2019       Ohio doesn't have legal weed yet, but that isn't stopping a husband-and-wife team from opening a new restaurant called "Stoney's Munchie Bar" source: daytondailynews.com   |   share: 9         Ohio doesn't have legal weed yet, but that isn't stopping a husband-and-wife team from opening a new restaurant called "Stoney's Munchie Bar" source: daytondailynews.com   |   share: 9         "Dear Prudence: My mother has a victim complex; she always sends food back at restaurants with long explanations. I'm getting married; she came to my future in-laws for Thanksgiving and complained. Can I exempt her from all wedding planning?" source: slate.com   |   share: 23         It's up in the air as to whether the restaurant will be Pho Keene Great or not source: nbcconnecticut.com   |   share: 37   Thu January 03, 2019       Restaurant owner takes sweet Internet revenge on diners who skipped out on dinner bill source: news.com.au   |   share: 147         What does it taste like? Despair source: engadget.com   |   share: 26         "Lawsuit says Burger King backed out of 'meals for life' deal for man locked in bathroom" source: local21news.com   |   share: 168         Gordon f'ing Ramsey cleans up and makes over a New Orleans dive diner. And the locals are pissed source: theadvocate.com   |   share: 46         Seafood restaurant being lifted five feet after global warming keeps sending the catch of the day inside source: wtkr.com   |   share: 33   (Some Guy)       It was either meth or the spirit of Hunter S. Thompson that possessed a Wisconsin man last night, if the police report is accurate source: cbs3duluth.com   |   share: 21         What do you do with all the leftover prawn heads from your restaurant that would normally go in the trash? Deep fry them and serve them to drunks, of course source: theguardian.com   |   share: 16         Dumb: Robbing the hotel where you're staying. Fark: Dressing like Casper the Ghost to do it source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 8   Wed January 02, 2019 (Some Historian)       A map of the oldest restaurants in Los Angeles and surrounding areas. No, Pulp Fiction's coffee shop was not Chips in Hawthorne source: ericbrightwell.com   |   share: 22         Here are the most expensive restaurants in each state. Expensive food sure looks pretty source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: 32         Eating at Chipotle is becoming a nail-biting experience source: usatoday.com   |   share: 16         What restaurant has the best complimentary bread? Fear no carbs and glutens and sound fat to the right source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: 57   Mon December 31, 2018       Man opens fire when he doesn't get his taco sauce. Otherwise known as a Monday in Oklahoma source: newsok.com   |   share: 55         If you live in Minneapolis you can use your wallet to tell smug, coastal-elitist Andrew Zimmern to go be fat somewhere else source: startribune.com   |   share: 31         If you live in Minneapolis you can use your wallet to tell smug, coastal-elitist Andrew Zimmern to go be fat somewhere else source: startribune.com   |   share: 31         Thief steals tip jar from restaurant on Beaver Ruin Road, flees in car, crashes in pond and drowns. The question remains - how does one ruin a beaver? source: wsbtv.com   |   share: 51         5-year-old shoots himself in the face at Wendy's drive-thru after finding dad's gun in seat pocket source: myfox8.com   |   share: 264   Sun December 30, 2018       Old and possibly unexpected: Restaurants having mandatory 18% tip added to check. New and possibly unexpected: Restaurants having 4% surcharge in addition to tip source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 45         Colorado finally imports something worth a damn: In-N-Out Burger source: sfgate.com   |   share: 62         Colorado finally imports something worth a damn: In-N-Out Burger source: sfgate.com   |   share: 62         Turns out the permit to paint the restaurant did not grant permission to paint it as a giant Puerto Rican flag. Whoops source: miamiherald.com   |   share: 69   Sat December 29, 2018       Japan now considering a new difficulty with accommodating and feeding foreign visitors: food allergies. Don't tell them about the vegans source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: 47         Japan now considering a new difficulty with accommodating and feeding foreign visitors: food allergies. Don't tell them about the vegans source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: 47         Just in time for the New Year: the healthiest things to eat at 25 fast food restaurants source: rd.com   |   share: 9         And your feel-good story of the day: WWII veteran with no family given free food for life at Arby's. I'm loving it source: fox8.com   |   share: 107         And your feel-good story of the day: WWII veteran with no family given free food for life at Arby's. I'm loving it source: fox8.com   |   share: 107   Thu December 27, 2018       Frozen pizza. Is it amazing or just an abomination in your life? Pass Subby another slice, please source: pennlive.com   |   share: 85         Calling all restaurant historians - What is the oldest chain restaurant in the U.S.? (hint: It's not McDonald's or Dairy Queen) source: doyouremember.com   |   share: 59   Tue December 25, 2018       Shut.Down.Everything. The best hot dog place in every state. When you come to Montana, look me up. First dog is on me source: travelandleisure.com   |   share: 60   Sat December 22, 2018       Old and busted: pardoning a turkey prior to Thanksgiving. New hotness: pardoning pigs prior to Christmas source: nbcmiami.com   |   share: 24         WhatsApp has been blamed for all kinds of mayhem across India, but it has also proved a boon for farmers looking for expert advice, home cooks selling into local markets, and chefs who once lacked a way to share source: nytimes.com   |   share: 4   Fri December 21, 2018       Going out to eat alone is not a loser move, it's a power move source: melmagazine.com   |   share: 32   Thu December 20, 2018       There is burning bridges at work. Then there is just lighting the damn office on fire source: abcnews4.com   |   share: 35         Would you eat a roasted pig's head? This tapas bar offers it and gets rave reviews source: pennlive.com   |   share: 44         Would you eat a roasted pig's head? This tapas bar offers it and gets rave reviews source: pennlive.com   |   share: 44         Here is the secret to cooking the perfect chicken breasts because who doesn't like nice, big breasts? source: msn.com   |   share: 38   Wed December 19, 2018       Cowtippers in Atlanta is closing later this month after 25 years source: ajc.com   |   share: 25         Cowtippers in Atlanta is closing later this month after 25 years source: ajc.com   |   share: 25   Tue December 18, 2018       Since this is Fark, you can probably guess why a restaurant named 'Flames' is in the news source: wtnh.com   |   share: 40   Mon December 17, 2018       The three fast-food chains that closed more restaurants than they opened in 2018 are Jack In The Box, Subway, and, you might want to kneel down for this, Papa John's source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 14         What better way to help pay the bill at an expensive Manhattan Oyster restaurant than finding a valuable pearl while dining source: pix11.com   |   share: 7   Sun December 16, 2018       Los Angeles restaurant offers edible $500 gold-covered brownie. Au no source: upi.com   |   share: 8   Sat December 15, 2018       Devoted waitress at NYC kosher deli would like you to know she's retiring, also says try the pastrami source: westsiderag.com   |   share: 8   Fri December 14, 2018       The ten most obnoxious dining trends of 2018. As an insufferable sushi bro, perhaps I should be offended, but I ain't, 'cause I'm having the best maguro EVER, bro source: grubstreet.com   |   share: 35         The ten most obnoxious dining trends of 2018. As an insufferable sushi bro, perhaps I should be offended, but I ain't, 'cause I'm having the best maguro EVER, bro source: grubstreet.com   |   share: 35         World Restaurant Awards announces list of nominees, which includes new categories 'Tattoo-Free Chef' and 'Tweezer-Free Kitchen' source: eater.com   |   share: 11   Thu December 13, 2018       Overweight Brits shocked...SHOCKED by study that reveals fast food is less calorific and healthier than a restaurant meal source: news.sky.com   |   share: 7         Pic of man trapped in grease vent of abandoned Chinese restaurant shows his regret of certain life choices source: fox4kc.com   |   share: 45   Wed December 12, 2018       How to make a sweet potato taste like bacon source: grubstreet.com   |   share: 17   Tue December 11, 2018       It's quickly escalating SantaCon season again source: sfgate.com   |   share: 7         Zomato driver sacked after eating customer's takeaway. Turns out you can't do anything at Zomato source: bbc.com   |   share: 35         "Do I have to give my boss a Christmas present? It seems like a stupid notion, but if I don't, will it impact my career?" source: slate.com   |   share: 29         You know it's a slow news day when journalist follows along Instagram star to its favorite Los Angeles food spots. Bonus: Instagram star is a dog. Adorable pics? You bet source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 3   Mon December 10, 2018       McDonald's: "We add little toys to our kid's meals to make them happy." Sonic: "Amateurs" source: kxan.com   |   share: 63   Sat December 08, 2018       First they came for the straws, and I said nothing, for I am not a straw. Then they came for the plastic utensils, and I said nothing, for I am not a plastic utensil source: pdx.eater.com   |   share: 48         First they came for the straws, and I said nothing, for I am not a straw. Then they came for the plastic utensils, and I said nothing, for I am not a plastic utensil source: pdx.eater.com   |   share: 48   Thu December 06, 2018       Christmas party horror stories: Urine, and demons, and sex ... oh, my source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 28         Sorry cheapskates but the war on tips is over, and tipping won. Now tip up source: grubstreet.com   |   share: 56         Sorry cheapskates but the war on tips is over, and tipping won. Now tip up source: grubstreet.com   |   share: 56   Wed December 05, 2018       When no one was prepared, the Cheesecake Factory tried to give away forty-thousand cheesecakes. They tried to give away 40,000 cheesecakes. That's as many as four thousand tens, and that's terrible source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 19         The best fried chicken in every state source: nydailynews.com   |   share: 66   Tue December 04, 2018       The Taco Bell franchise moves one step closer to Demolition Man level domination with new restaurants in Manhattan that serve beer. Enhance your calm, John Spartan source: vice.com   |   share: 12         Japanese cops called in to break up drunken brawl by other Japanese cops who were drunk. Good thing this happened in Japan or the cops would have shot the wait staff for calling it in source: soranews24.com   |   share: 10         What do you mean Golden Corral isn't on the list? source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 12   Sat December 01, 2018       I guess it is a better first job than programming binary loadlifters whose language is quite similar to moisture evaporators source: sfgate.com   |   share: 8         I guess it is a better first job than programming binary loadlifters whose language is quite similar to moisture evaporators source: sfgate.com   |   share: 8   Fri November 30, 2018       Kalamazoo Salmonella Barrel can't find source of salmonella, permanently closes source: wwmt.com   |   share: 63         "My first thought was: I have to make this film. My second reaction was: why has nobody told this story before" source: irishtimes.com   |   share: 20   Thu November 29, 2018       "Ancient Chinese Secret" The Chinese restaurant, come for the lockjaw, stay for the fortunes source: blog.timesunion.com   |   share: 9         "They were in college, craving healthy fast food," claims fake news headline source: cnn.com   |   share: 4         "They were in college, craving healthy fast food," claims fake news headline source: cnn.com   |   share: 4         Remember how being named the best burger in America killed a restaurant? It turns out there's a lot more to the story source: wweek.com   |   share: 39   Wed November 28, 2018       Stop me if you've heard this one: A man named Beers walks into a bar source: actionnewsjax.com   |   share: 11         How to tip at any restaurant in America ..looking at you, you cheap bastards source: eater.com   |   share: 41         Four common mistakes people make when cooking pasta, such as not pouring hot enough water into the Styrofoam cup source: today.com   |   share: 51         How did restaurants get so damned loud? source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 59         How did restaurants get so damned loud? source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 59   Tue November 27, 2018 (Ate lbs)       Restaurant chain adds 8-pound vegan burrito to its secret menu at 73 locations. Be still my heart source: vegnews.com   |   share: 27         'M*A*S*H' cast set to reunite, compare miscellaneous aches and bladder control issues source: usatoday.com   |   share: 83         For the first time in its 35-year history, the Medieval Times restaurant has a queen ruling its knights, squires, and rotisserie chicken. But is that enough to keep people from being offended in the age of #MeToo? Hint: This is a headline question source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 168         Restaurant changes name temporarily to honor emergency room doctor blackballed by rifle club source: postandcourier.com   |   share: 124         Restaurant changes name temporarily to honor emergency room doctor blackballed by rifle club source: postandcourier.com   |   share: 124         NYC's famous Carnegie Deli, which closed in 2016, to reopen for one week in December and will serve 99-cent sandwiches. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 4   Mon November 26, 2018       Lunch. What is it? Finally, an explanation source: eater.com   |   share: 19         Lunch. What is it? Finally, an explanation source: eater.com   |   share: 19   (No Missed Steak)       The 21 best steakhouses in America. Bring your dog and your ketchup source: robbreport.com   |   share: 70         TV reporter tracks down stranger who saved 7-month old from choking on Thanksgiving at Golden Corral so mom can thank her source: foxcarolina.com   |   share: 93         Yes ...you CAN cook rice perfectly in the microwave. Bonus: No pots to clean source: seriouseats.com   |   share: 47   Sat November 24, 2018       This is a rat burger? Not bad. As a matter of fact it's the best burger I've had in years source: fox32chicago.com   |   share: 51   Fri November 23, 2018       Tennessee restaurant offers a "Progressive Appalachian menu". Which I presume to mean you pick it up off the road and we'll cook it up for you source: timesfreepress.com   |   share: 22   Wed November 21, 2018       Here's what you get for $600 for one person at Saison in San Francisco; heap praise or scorn to the right source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 42         Here's what you get for $600 for one person at Saison in San Francisco; heap praise or scorn to the right source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 42         Here is how McDonald's makes their money, and no it is not with their food source: msn.com   |   share: 35   Tue November 20, 2018       Chick-fil-A honors WWII veteran with free food for life. Geez, didn't the guy suffer enough back in the early 40's? source: foxnews.com   |   share: 22   Mon November 19, 2018       106-year-old celebrates birthday with gourmet meal at her favorite restaurant, Taco Bell source: fox8.com   |   share: 21         Don't have your Thanksgiving dinner planned yet? No worries, here are 19 chain restaurants that will be open for you. Will you get fancy at Buca di Beppo? Go for seconds at Golden Corral? Hang with the neighbors at T.G.I. Friday's? So many options source: thedailymeal.com   |   share: 24         To the left, the best stemless wine glasses, according to frequent party hosts and restaurant managers. To the right, enophiles telling you why stemless wine glasses are terrible source: slate.com   |   share: 35   Sun November 18, 2018       Ever wonder why McDonald's keeps the Filet-O-Fish on their menu? Yeah, me neither. But someone at Reader's Digest did, and even got paid to write about it. So they've got that going for them, which is nice source: rd.com   |   share: 60   Sat November 17, 2018       Dunkin (fka Dunkin' Donuts) is re-expanding westward, plans to challenge Starbucks in its home city for coffee supremacy. "90 percent of the next 1,000 restaurants we open will be west of the Mississippi. Washington is west of the Mississippi" source: bizjournals.com   |   share: 49   Fri November 16, 2018       Landmark Connecticut diner starts long road trip to Indiana where it will be horrified to find it's now serving sauerkraut balls and Hoosier pie source: stamfordadvocate.com   |   share: 6         I destroyed a great burger restaurant with my listicle. I feel bad. To make amends, I'd like to destroy listicles source: thrillist.com   |   share: 29         I destroyed a great burger restaurant with my listicle. I feel bad. To make amends, I'd like to destroy listicles source: thrillist.com   |   share: 29         Today's reason a white person called police on a black person: using free wifi while being black source: yahoo.com   |   share: 192   Thu November 15, 2018 (Some Guy)       Subby will be in Chicago in two weeks, and has never been there before. Help me find a restaurant within walking distance of the Hyatt Regency. Please source: socialstudies.org   |   share: 58         The suspect told police he wasn't threatening to blow up the restaurant, that he'd only told the manager "I'm gonna blow up the bathroom" source: nola.com   |   share: 48   Wed November 14, 2018       Forget about Rum Ham. Watermelon "Ham" is the thing source: theguardian.com   |   share: 12         You know where the real money is? School Lunch source: cnbc.com   |   share: 19         Drunk woman caught stealing live lobster from restaurant. Charges, butter being drawn up source: thecut.com   |   share: 40   Tue November 13, 2018       David Schwimmer doppelgänger, 36, finally arrested in west London after alleged beer theft source: irishpost.com   |   share: 34         Man breaks into restaurant, gets naked, eats ramen noodles, plays bongos source: tampabay.com   |   share: 31         Ten WORST (and unhealthiest) things to order from a Chinese restaurant. Difficulty: They taste great source: youtube.com   |   share: 29         Shaq is opening a chicken restaurant that sadly won't be called O'Neill's Chicken Shaq source: usatoday.com   |   share: 13   Mon November 12, 2018       NYC food carts to receive letter grades like restaurants. 'H' is for hot dog water source: pix11.com   |   share: 14         Proof that well behaved children are as good as gold source: doyouremember.com   |   share: 8   Sun November 11, 2018       Fast food restaurants whose food looks the same in reality versus commercials source: foodbeast.com   |   share: 17         The Salty Waitress would like to set the record straight on whether you should tip based on the pre- or post-tax amount source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 327         Fish, chips, mushy peas and modern jazz. Talk about diversification source: theboltonnews.co.uk   |   share: 2   Sat November 10, 2018       People are apparently "distressed" by a restaurant's grass covered tables. Oh, the horror (possible NSFW content on page) source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 93   Fri November 09, 2018 (Some Guy)       Houston area restaurants now feature moldy strawberries and pink slime on their menus source: lmtonline.com   |   share: 20   Thu November 08, 2018       SouthPark restaurant worker latest case of Hepatitis A according to authoritay source: wsoctv.com   |   share: 7         Scattered, smothered, covered, pantless source: wsrz.iheart.com   |   share: 45         Oh nothing, just Fox News demonizing "the left" with a sketchy sounding story of a "mob" outside of the home of the sentient bow-tie that hosts Tucker Carlson Tonight source: foxnews.com   |   share: 193         Does downtown San Diego have too many steakhouses? Your dog doesn't think so source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: 14   Wed November 07, 2018       Because you should order food based upon how photogenic it is, here is "one Insta-worthy meal." I weep for humanity source: delish.com   |   share: 43         New NYC restaurant caters exclusively to loners, and the servers don't even speak source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 62   Tue November 06, 2018       Your customers' smartphones may soon cause Google to call the health department on your dirty restaurant. Cool tag last seen throwing up last night's dinner source: engadget.com   |   share: 6   Mon November 05, 2018       McDonald's robber accidentally shoots himself. "...ran out and was later found lying down screaming for help. He was found wearing only his boxers and was near several articles of clothing, a wig and money, according to authorities" source: myfox8.com   |   share: 42         Welcome to work, we're closed. At least you now have plenty of free time to enjoy the holidays now source: wcvb.com   |   share: 14   Sun November 04, 2018       The lovely, energetic, and excellent Top Chef contestant, Fatima Ali, has one year to live and plans to spend it visiting the best restaurants in the world. Sappy beats out Sad tag, orders the chef's special source: today.com   |   share: 20   Sat November 03, 2018       What is your favorite burger, whether you make it yourself at home or from any restaurant? source: fark.com   |   share: 56         Packers players who are still barely rookies themselves rack up $8,000 restaurant bill for newest rookie players source: tmj4.com   |   share: 32   Fri November 02, 2018       How to hack Shake Shack's secret menu to get the Quad Burger. And no, it's not 🡅🡅🡇🡇🡄 🡆🡄 🡆B A on a defibrillator source: seattletimes.com   |   share: 20   Thu November 01, 2018       Bad: Vegetarians find pork in their meals at vegetarian restaurant. Gross: Vegetarians find long pork in their meals at vegetarian restaurant. UPDATE: Debunked as false source: coconuts.co   |   share: 18         Half-naked woman falls through the ceiling of a restaurant ... twice. Manna from heaven still not on the menu source: nypost.com   |   share: 88   (Some Sailor)       I'm sitting in a small German restaurant on an island off South Korea enjoying some schnitzel and weiber. How you doing? source: google.co.kr   |   share: 9         A seaside restaurant has its drawbacks; Venice Day 2 source: imgur.com   |   share: 34   Wed October 31, 2018       Fark disgusting food thread: Heathen gets caught eating soup directly from the supermarket hot bar source: nypost.com   |   share: 32         Deli in LA transforms itself into McDowell's fast food restaurant from the Eddie Murphy comedy classic, 'Coming to America' for Halloween source: screencrush.com   |   share: 35         Pizza Hut will enlist robots to cook your pizzas on a truck to reduce delivery times. Very convenient or lead to trouble by the slice? source: pennlive.com   |   share: 31         Restaurant creates menu of inmates' last meals. It's like a death sentence for your hunger source: nypost.com   |   share: 16         Best. Job. Evar. $100/hour to pet puppies source: yahoo.com   |   share: 13   Tue October 30, 2018       'A man wanted in three jurisdictions was arrested Monday at Stafford Marketplace after striking ten vehicles before climbing onto the roof of a Five Guys restaurant and hiding in an air conditioning unit.' source: wtvr.com   |   share: 18         A Texas restaurant is serving flaming hot Cheetos ice cream source: fox61.com   |   share: 11   Mon October 29, 2018       NFL players in London arrested for not paying their restaurant bill, mispronouncing Jag-you-are source: nypost.com   |   share: 31         New Yorkers sure like to wait in lines, as this photographer has captured source: nytimes.com   |   share: 16         New Yorkers sure like to wait in lines, as this photographer has captured source: nytimes.com   |   share: 16   Sun October 28, 2018       List of five towns and a city that haven't had hygiene inspections in a year. Bon appetit source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 37   Sat October 27, 2018       Police swarm and detain suspected terrorist armed with a sword and gun and dressed in a bizarre fashion. In other news, Comic-Con was in town and cosplayers can get pretty serious about accuracy source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 89   Fri October 26, 2018       Hamburger Mary's becomes home to Hepatitis A Mary source: tampabay.com   |   share: 24         For those of you who hate their families and want nothing to do with them on Thanksgiving, here are the fast food restaurants that are open source: delish.com   |   share: 33   Thu October 25, 2018 (Some Guy)       Robots set to replace pompous chefs, angry waiters at 5,000 restaurants worldwide soon source: bloombergquint.com   |   share: 17   Wed October 24, 2018       Got 95 cents, a hankering for Mexican food in LA and willing to stand in a long line today? El Cholo restaurants a giving out dinners for that price for their 95th birthday source: la.eater.com   |   share: 1   Tue October 23, 2018       Thanks to Uber, you can now get food delivered from 800 restaurants that don't actually exist source: npr.org   |   share: 22         Greasy fast food: Now America's choice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Enjoy your heart attacks source: nytimes.com   |   share: 28         Man killed inside Happy Place bar had previously been shot there. See, that's why it's always better to just take a cab source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 40         Man hires personal trainer to help him lose weight. Trainer has him banned from several restaurants and take-out places source: indy100.com   |   share: 88         Sir, would you like to pay your restaurant bill in cash, credit card, or Instagram followers? source: odditycentral.com   |   share: 14         Chick-Fil-A is trying to get into your home. Your dog is gonna freak at all those people in cow costumes source: 5newsonline.com   |   share: 22   Mon October 22, 2018       Man orders two waters at NC hot dog restaurant, then leaves $10,000 tip. Pic helps explain why source: 5newsonline.com   |   share: 127   (Some Food Guy)       For some reason even the best Chinese restaurants usually serve factory-packaged almond cookies with all the appeal of a cardboard beer coaster with a toenail on top. Here's how to get that disgusting image out of your brain source: food.livedogproductions.com   |   share: 18

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