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Mon February 06, 2023       Six years of constant racism, lies, and threats? No. Bankrupting tax cuts for the rich? Uh-uh. Xenophobic abuse of migrant children? Sigh. Protestors being kettled for a POTUS photo-op? Meh. Non-existent gas stove bans? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 181         Cracker Barrel now offers free food for one year to couples who film getting engaged at their restaurants, then upload it to social media. Brings back sweet memories getting engaged at Waffle House so long ago source: wfla.com   |   share: 28         Subby's arteries hardened just reading about all these Philly-area hoagie shops source: phillymag.com   |   share: 13   Sun February 05, 2023       Subway becomes more cost-effective by ditching pre-sliced meats. Sandwiches will now taste better, be fresher and more likely to contain fingertips source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 65         Not news: GTA in Pennsylvania. Fark: 5000 cars taken at once source: pennlive.com   |   share: 13   Fri February 03, 2023       Apparently a giant slice of cheese is now a reasonable main course for dinner source: bonappetit.com   |   share: 27         Sushi chain reacts to "licking scandal," tells customers to order off touchscreen instead of reaching onto conveyor belt source: mainichi.jp   |   share: 6         Lick my sushi bottle top source: theguardian.com   |   share: 19   Thu February 02, 2023       ...The Aristocrats source: fox59.com   |   share: 18         Cops put a flier on murder suspect's car advertising a free meal at a local restaurant. He showed up and had his meal, then they submitted his fork and spoon for DNA testing and bam, cold case solved source: msn.com   |   share: 113         Le Nouveau Duluth, Montreal's no. 1 restaurant on TripAdvisor, has 85 5-star reviews from satisfied customers. And like your Canadian girlfriend, it never existed source: cbc.ca   |   share: 29         Le Nouveau Duluth, Montreal's no. 1 restaurant on TripAdvisor, has 85 5-star reviews from satisfied customers. And like your Canadian girlfriend, it never existed source: cbc.ca   |   share: 29         Hong Kong criminalizes CBD as "dangerous drug" alongside heroin. Tiger Balm still ok though source: cnn.com   |   share: 24   Wed February 01, 2023       Not content with stealing toilet paper, thief steals toilet plumbing, leaving Burger King with a "strange bulge" in her pants source: klkntv.com   |   share: 34         The most romantic weekend getaways in every state. The list apologizes for picking a Jersey Shore destination but slim pickins source: thrillist.com   |   share: 26         Six-year-old boy had a $1,000 bad case of the munchies source: cnn.com   |   share: 48       Floating pirate restaurant now just a pirate restaurant source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 28       Floating pirate restaurant now just a pirate restaurant source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 28         What's the deal with this AI that has been generating an endless episode of Seinfeld on Twitch source: avclub.com   |   share: 11         The restaurant industry? source: vox.com   |   share: 23         Eat mor chikin source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: 11   Tue January 31, 2023       Meat lover gives honest opinion after going plant-based for Veganuary source: leicestermercury.co.uk   |   share: 21         Pooping perpetrator jumps in river, comes out clean on the other side source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 16         Pooping perpetrator jumps in river, comes out clean on the other side source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 16   (Some Guy)       Eat $30 of iHop, get a free Ant-Man ticket. What's worse, the food, the movie, or the idea that drove this promotion in this Business / Food / Ent triple threat? source: www2.activaterewards.com   |   share: 32   (Some Guy)       Eat $30 of iHop, get a free Ant-Man ticket. What's worse, the food, the movie, or the idea that drove this promotion in this Business / Food / Ent triple threat? source: www2.activaterewards.com   |   share: 32   Mon January 30, 2023       Photoshop this unusual restaurant source: contemporist.com   |   share: 14   Sun January 29, 2023 (Some Guy)       "I normally wouldn't mind an automatic 10% tip for making my drink but you're a robot" source: intheknow.com   |   share: 124         Limited edition horseradish vodka, Lent edition source: freep.com   |   share: 8   Sat January 28, 2023       Dang, I meant to hit H4, but accidentally hit G3 source: apnews.com   |   share: 35         Going to an expensive restaurant? Don't order these things source: eatthis.com   |   share: 70         Going to an expensive restaurant? Don't order these things source: eatthis.com   |   share: 70         Hip burger spot in LA's Chinatown went all vegan three years ago. Beef returns to the spot as sales plummeted 50 percent. Menu in article -- uh, tahini shake? source: la.eater.com   |   share: 12         Hip burger spot in LA's Chinatown went all vegan three years ago. Beef returns to the spot as sales plummeted 50 percent. Menu in article -- uh, tahini shake? source: la.eater.com   |   share: 12   Fri January 27, 2023       Other than the Korean War, racism, misogyny, McCarthyism, Red Scare, pollution, and the draft, the 50s were a great time to be nostalgic about source: wtop.com   |   share: 28         McDonald's president says proposal to pay fast-food workers $22 an hour is 'costly and job-destroying'. Doesn't mention his $7.4 million salary last year source: msn.com   |   share: 39   Thu January 26, 2023       The Menu's Chef Slowik may be the presumed villain of the movie but the true evil is portrayed by Nicholas Hoult: A rabid useless know-it-all fanboy source: polygon.com   |   share: 42         A list of all the fast food restaurants spending millions to ensure that CA workers remain impoverished wage slaves. Looks like you're gonna have to give up more than Chick fil-A source: cnn.com   |   share: 217   Wed January 25, 2023       Your Mom is opening a diner, and everyone is welcome to stop by source: abc6.com   |   share: 26   Tue January 24, 2023       Today at the Alex Murdaugh trial it became apparent that elephant ears are a tasty delicacy in South Carolina. Subby would have thought they would be illegal to import, let alone sell in public source: postandcourier.com   |   share: 17       In a stunning reversal of trends, a man's life was actually saved by eating at Arby's source: kbzk.com   |   share: 46         Grand Theft Pizza source: cbc.ca   |   share: 9   Mon January 23, 2023       A Class Fark Favorite - Tipping source: apnews.com   |   share: 32         Man enjoys standing in line with tourists for four hours to overpay so much he spends his birthday standing in line with tourists for four hours to overpay for the 100th time source: statesman.com   |   share: 12         Man enjoys standing in line with tourists for four hours to overpay so much he spends his birthday standing in line with tourists for four hours to overpay for the 100th time source: statesman.com   |   share: 12   Sun January 22, 2023       Joe's Crap Shack source: wfla.com   |   share: 42         How about a nice steaming cup of butthurt in the morning source: ctpost.com   |   share: 102   Sat January 21, 2023       Patrons at restaurant shocked at GOP women's group showing a snuff film source: cnn.com   |   share: 134         The "World's Worst McDonald's" is closing after 40 years due to rude customers, unstable guests, 900 fights, and a racoon brawl. You'll never guess where this McDonald's is located. No, really, eh source: ottawa.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 69   Fri January 20, 2023       Officer who hit woman in McDonald's dispute placed on leave. No word if he ever got his liter of cola source: aol.com   |   share: 34   Thu January 19, 2023       Headline: "Bridgeport's Big Boy owner reflects on 40-plus 'glorious' years in business." Within article: The restaurant is closing source: mlive.com   |   share: 18         How a piece of lost luggage destined for Newfoundland went from the Democratic Republic of Congo to Philly's most popular restaurant source: phillymag.com   |   share: 59         Sex workers fark over Davos attendees source: nypost.com   |   share: 136         For some odd reason, law enforcement became suspicious when a guy got sick after eating Taco Bell source: wbir.com   |   share: 42   Wed January 18, 2023       Waffle House is sick of your bullshiat TikTok "menu hacks" source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 34         Waffle House is sick of your bullshiat TikTok "menu hacks" source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 34   Tue January 17, 2023       Bad: Having to watch ignorant training videos for your job. Worse: Being forced to pay for the privilege. Fark: The company you're paying lobbies to hold down your pay. Welcome to food service, serf source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 67         Danny Trejo: actor, genuine tough guy, builder of cookbook empire source: tastingtable.com   |   share: 23   Mon January 16, 2023       Inebriated pickup truck driver gets in argument with outdoor dining patrons at Japanese restaurant, goes kamikaze on them. And since it's the Carolinas, customers also shot at him source: abc11.com   |   share: 51         Trevor Lawrence has epic meal after epic win source: nbcsports.com   |   share: 33   Sun January 15, 2023       Fine dining is a scam source: vox.com   |   share: 176   Sat January 14, 2023       Jair Bolsanaro repeatedly claimed he "hafdn't charged a single penny" to the presidential credit card , But unlike his predecessors he imposed a 100-year ban on releasing the records, one Lula just lifted, and... well je didn't charge a SINGLE penny source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 59         Finally, a restaurant with no tips source: twitter.com   |   share: 54         Harry Potter star Robbie Coltrane's ashes scattered at his favorite NYC spots, including where the famous orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally. In related news: Customers at Katz's Delicatessen told not to ask about what's in the pepper shakers source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 15   Fri January 13, 2023 (The Chief)       It's like multigrain on your wedding day. Like free cheese when you've already paid source: squamishchief.com   |   share: 7         Carjacking culprit carjacks cops cruiser crashes carelessly into community chow center source: nbcconnecticut.com   |   share: 19         Ghost kitchens haunt America source: dailydot.com   |   share: 37         Ghost kitchens haunt America source: dailydot.com   |   share: 37         "Woman Accused of Kidnapping Infant Twins in Stolen Car Pleads Guilty to Spitting on Deputy During Her Arrest" Priorities, right? source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 17   Wed January 11, 2023       One of serial liar and border-hardliner George Santos' campaign donors was an Italian national and confessed migrant smuggler whose relatives own a high-end Italian restaurant in Queens. Finally some truth of where the money comes from source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 47         I prefer my chickens to be of the Mennonite faith source: eater.com   |   share: 13         Red Robin tries to make comeback from decline that started in 2016, unveils five-point plan to become best gourmet burger restaurant in the land source: nrn.com   |   share: 19   Tue January 10, 2023       Owner of Sanford soul food restaurant claims they're being treated unfairly by city, still calls son 'Big Dummy' source: fox35orlando.com   |   share: 37         New Yorker sets the most first-world Guinness world record ever, dining in 18 Michelin starred restaurants in a single day source: cnn.com   |   share: 36   Mon January 09, 2023       If you are going to shoot up a certain taco restaurant you really should follow-through and make a run for the border source: komonews.com   |   share: 19         Potato canon source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 20         Sad: 'World's Best Restaurant' closing next year. Bright side: will not become a Starbucks, title lender, or Dollar Store source: forbes.com   |   share: 17         Sad: 'World's Best Restaurant' closing next year. Bright side: will not become a Starbucks, title lender, or Dollar Store source: forbes.com   |   share: 17   Sun January 08, 2023       Researchers now suggesting climate change warnings on menus to shame you from eating that delicious red meat source: reason.com   |   share: 157         It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with. Chicago Deep Dish is invading and terrorizing every part of this great country source: clarksvilleonline.com   |   share: 73   Sat January 07, 2023       He who lives by the toy gun dies by the real gun source: khou.com   |   share: 220         Anybody want to discuss The Menu? There will be spoilers, theories about all the plot holes, and, of course, the ending. Join us, won't you? source: imdb.com   |   share: 72   (Yer Some Wizard, Harry)       Expelliarmus source: myballard.com   |   share: 26   Fri January 06, 2023       Headline: "Man throws beer on five-month-old baby during drunken outburst." First, you are not to waste beer, and secondly, do not EVER assault a child, even if that child was having a drunken outburst source: nbc-2.com   |   share: 27         Multiple shootings reported at Miami restaurant where French Montana, the Arizona Assassin, was filming a music video source: nme.com   |   share: 31   Thu January 05, 2023       If you've dreamed of sitting down in a Pennsylvania Dutch restaurant and ordering a slice of shoofly pie in the native tongue, today is your lucky day source: wfmz.com   |   share: 56   Wed January 04, 2023       Dear restaurants: Shove your damn QR codes source: battleswarmblog.com   |   share: 187         Dear restaurants: Shove your damn QR codes source: battleswarmblog.com   |   share: 187         Inside the "best" McDonald's in the world where the food tastes barely edible instead of completely inedible (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 38   Tue January 03, 2023       CEO of underwater inspection company takes inspections personally. Panera patron using the ladies room did not appreciate the underwater personal inspection source: kron4.com   |   share: 18         Sir, this is not a Wendy's drive-thru source: fox5ny.com   |   share: 15       Steve Perry's isolated vocals on "Don't Stop Believin'" remind subby of the time when Tony Soprano was in that restaurant and then source: twitter.com   |   share: 22   Fri December 30, 2022       One of Portland's oldest pubs to close, leaving drunkards and Farkers out in the cold source: pressherald.com   |   share: 35         One of Portland's oldest pubs to close, leaving drunkards and Farkers out in the cold source: pressherald.com   |   share: 35   Thu December 29, 2022       If food trails are now a thing, call subby "Appalachian" source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 28         More and more San Francisco restaurants are getting circumcised source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 29         Thanks for coming to the Christmas party, employees. FYI we're closing the restaurant in three days, so you're all out of a job. PS subby notes another Coco's diner in LA just abruptly closed; chain going under? source: ktla.com   |   share: 8   Wed December 28, 2022       Taco Bell now served in Butte. Wait, isn't that where all Taco Bell food ends up? source: kbzk.com   |   share: 30         Japanese BBQ restaurant features, among other things, gorgeous scenery, private dining rooms, and food delivery by moat source: youtube.com   |   share: 4         If 34 cents is going to make or break you, maybe don't eat out at swanky places like KFC and Taco Bell source: dailydot.com   |   share: 56         Good work, Lou. But how did you identify the robber? source: wane.com   |   share: 14   Tue December 27, 2022       Turkish restaurant near mosque apologizes for traumatizing local Muslims with "almost naked" belly dancing that was in fact not almost naked source: stomp.straitstimes.com   |   share: 154         Sure they broke into our restaurant and stole 'about $1,000' but they didn't damage our stove or the orders we had ready for Christmas Eve says glass half full restaurant owner source: wnep.com   |   share: 11   Mon December 26, 2022       Crypto restaurants, raw testicles and other choice meats, icky bloating low sugar drinks: 2022 food trends to be banished source: bonappetit.com   |   share: 21         Some customers aren't lovin' the new automated McDonald's source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 77   Sun December 25, 2022 (Canada Today)       Turns out Elon has a brother. Who also has thoughts and opinions source: canadatoday.news   |   share: 44         The Cheesecake Factory is your God now source: vox.com   |   share: 52   Sat December 24, 2022 (Some Guy)     WW2 vet celebrates his 100th birthday with $10,000 donation to his favorite charity, his own booth & free chicken fingers source: qsrmagazine.com   |   share: 26   Fri December 23, 2022       3 dead, 3 wounded in Paris shooting; suspect arrested. World shocked. Residents of US barely glance at headline over their phones source: apnews.com   |   share: 43         Floating restaurant isn't source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 35   Thu December 22, 2022       McAutomat source: ladbible.com   |   share: 78   Wed December 21, 2022       R.I.P. curry king who invented Chicken Tikka Masala, the world will remember you for your spice of life source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: 17   Tue December 20, 2022       Today in cyber-dystopia: Facial recognition tech used by MegaCorp to ban all employees of enemy NationalLawFirm from all holdings of MegaCorp, including restaurants and Christmas shows source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 193   (Some Guy)       Through a rigorous sample of one time I've determined that pho is the best way to soothe a sore throat. May cure hunger as well source: theartofpho.com   |   share: 44   (Some Guy)       Through a rigorous sample of one time I've determined that pho is the best way to soothe a sore throat. May cure hunger as well source: theartofpho.com   |   share: 44   Mon December 19, 2022       The oldest fast food restaurants by state. The residual grease from 1935 on the bottom of your shoes should give you a hint if your favorite made the cut source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: 50         Alcohol was involved in the theft, sobriety was involved with the return and apology source: wspa.com   |   share: 24   Sat December 17, 2022       Sure, let's play with fireworks next to a dead, desiccated tree. What could possibly go wrong? source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 18   (Some Guy)       In the future, all the restaurants really will be Taco Bell if Yum Brands has their way source: restaurantbusinessonline.com   |   share: 29         You know you have a drinking problem when you're sitting down to get a pint in a 7-11 in Canada source: cp24.com   |   share: 40         You know you have a drinking problem when you're sitting down to get a pint in a 7-11 in Canada source: cp24.com   |   share: 40   Fri December 16, 2022       Want to dine in a hellish, apocalyptic landscape but don't want to go to Detroit? Try this Spanish volcano restaurant source: tastingtable.com   |   share: 6   Thu December 15, 2022       Class up your Christmas morning by mixing cocktails using restaurant-style condiment bottles source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 11         "The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going." George Carlin source: twitter.com   |   share: 48         Might want to check on the breads and seafood first source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 1   (Some Guy)       Hey, that's my retirement grease source: mocoshow.com   |   share: 34   Wed December 14, 2022       St. Louis man shoots KFC employee after being told they are out of corn. Marking the first time anyplace in Missouri has ever been out of corn source: fox2now.com   |   share: 35   Tue December 13, 2022       Ain't no workplace drama like Jack in the Box workplace drama source: azfamily.com   |   share: 22   Mon December 12, 2022       Why are the default tipping screens set so damn high? source: thehill.com   |   share: 39   Sun December 11, 2022       New website lets you compare and contrast individual restaurant prices of McDonald's Big Macs, Chick-Fil-A Sandwiches, Taco Bell Crunchy Tacos, and Chipotle Chicken Burritos in America source: eatthis.com   |   share: 20   Fri December 09, 2022 (LA Taco)       The food is meh, but you came here for the atmosphere, the history, memories with family or whatever -- a list of ones in LA. Farkers, add your mediocre food BUT I LOVE THE JOINT picks, other than your mom's house, McDonalds and frequented dive bar source: lataco.com   |   share: 48         On the bright side, she'll have a great story to tell when the conversation turns to "worst date ever" source: kiro7.com   |   share: 20         On the bright side, she'll have a great story to tell when the conversation turns to "worst date ever" source: kiro7.com   |   share: 20   Thu December 08, 2022       "When did Five Guys become a five-star restaurant?" source: dailydot.com   |   share: 84         Florida burglars attempt bank robbery. Sir, this is a Wendy's source: local10.com   |   share: 14   Wed December 07, 2022       "If your dog died, prove it to us." Wow, this new Olive Garden promotion is aggressive source: azfamily.com   |   share: 92   Tue December 06, 2022       A Virginia restaurant refused to serve customers due to their religious beliefs. That is, the customer's religious beliefs source: wric.com   |   share: 171         A Virginia restaurant refused to serve customers due to their religious beliefs. That is, the customer's religious beliefs source: wric.com   |   share: 171         Can a Japanese dish be so obscure that not even Japanese are sure it exists? Behold, the Hokkaido restaurant specializing in "gesodon" aka tempura fried squid tentacles on top of sauced rice in a bowl source: soranews24.com   |   share: 30         Tampa Police Chief resigns after acting like every other person who drives a golf cart to dinner source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 79   Mon December 05, 2022       Popeyes opening new restaurant in Brighton UK. Wonder if there will be boiled chicken and neeps source: theargus.co.uk   |   share: 16         Gordon Ramsay of "Hell's Kitchen" fame to open kitchen in hell. Or in an Elizabeth, Indiana casino, no one can tell which is which source: wdrb.com   |   share: 28         Gordon Ramsay of "Hell's Kitchen" fame to open kitchen in hell. Or in an Elizabeth, Indiana casino, no one can tell which is which source: wdrb.com   |   share: 28   Sat December 03, 2022       Scary Spice knows her dickhead celebrities source: nme.com   |   share: 26   Fri December 02, 2022       Boss learns a very special, costly lesson about being homophobic to an employee source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 50   Thu December 01, 2022       I like to get drive-thru spaghetti served in a bucket source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 35   Wed November 30, 2022       Dear Miss Manners, my mom wants me to treat waiters as slaves and I want to treat them as people. Who's right? source: nj.com   |   share: 35   Sat November 26, 2022       NYC restaurant owner credits Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs with saving his business, and not by covering the spread source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 17   Wed November 23, 2022       What the Pho? Grandma yells at car thieves who just stole her car with grand kids inside. Thieves immediately crash into building source: klkntv.com   |   share: 19   Tue November 22, 2022       Imminent baconation predicted for England's grim north source: liverpoolecho.co.uk   |   share: 25         Businessman wants to repurpose former bar into a place you can no longer get assaults, only batteries source: levittownnow.com   |   share: 10         As God as my witness, I thought chocolate turkeys could fly source: silive.com   |   share: 4         The ten biggest fast-food flops of 2022. Because not all ideas are good in the restaurant industry source: msn.com   |   share: 43         If the drive thru worker forgets the sauce with your meal: Gallant politely reminds them, Goofus drives around the Wendy's waving a stolen gun source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 39   Mon November 21, 2022       Sheetz gas stations to drop price of gas to $1.99 over Thanksgiving weekend. But wait, there's a catch source: wane.com   |   share: 36   Sun November 20, 2022 (Some Guy)       Pay what you can restaurant opens to serve the needs of a small city. The catch: it's vegan source: theroanoker.com   |   share: 48   (Some Guy)       Pay what you can restaurant opens to serve the needs of a small city. The catch: it's vegan source: theroanoker.com   |   share: 48   Fri November 18, 2022       The McTat source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: 26   Thu November 17, 2022       You might not have associated "dynamic" with Taco Bell, Popeyes, or Krispy Kreme but you will source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 26         You might not have associated "dynamic" with Taco Bell, Popeyes, or Krispy Kreme but you will source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 26         Drew seen packing his bags for Florida source: orlandoweekly.com   |   share: 38   Mon November 14, 2022       World Series MVP Jeremy Peña tries his hand at selling chicken by taking a shift at Raising Cane's source: abc13.com   |   share: 8         'Authentic desi food in Doha' - Punjab restaurant 'splains it all source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 1         'Authentic desi food in Doha' - Punjab restaurant 'splains it all source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 1   Sat November 12, 2022       Centipede in the mall arcade? Awesome. Centipede in the mall food court? Not awesome source: asiaone.com   |   share: 3   Fri November 11, 2022       McDonald's owns the rights to fingers source: fox59.com   |   share: 42   Thu November 10, 2022       Tim Hortons recalls cockroach noodle soup. On the bright side, it lasts forever source: beta.cp24.com   |   share: 6         American tourists celebrate the Day of the Dead way too literally source: theguardian.com   |   share: 7         The happiest family Thanksgiving dinner we ever had was at a Polish smorgasbord restaurant. We all ate like kings, and then went home and took a nap without having to wash anything. Any good Thanksgiving restaurant memories? Amusingly bad memories? source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 35         The happiest family Thanksgiving dinner we ever had was at a Polish smorgasbord restaurant. We all ate like kings, and then went home and took a nap without having to wash anything. Any good Thanksgiving restaurant memories? Amusingly bad memories? source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 35         Please stop pissing off your servers - isn't dealing with you test enough? source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 28         Legoland lays off 558 workers. No word if they'll receive block compensation source: sandiegouniontribune.com   |   share: 7         NYC restaurant dubbed NYC's 'most romantic' is accused of putting 'Secret Asian Man/Woman' diners out of sight on second floor, away from large windows and white diners source: nypost.com   |   share: 94   Tue November 08, 2022       Little Sally Draper may have found someone creepier than Glenn source: dlisted.com   |   share: 50   Sun November 06, 2022       Was it a D-cell? Those can be pretty nasty if you huck them hard enough source: nypost.com   |   share: 8   Sat November 05, 2022       I have never eaten cucumber, onion - or an egg. Can I cure my extreme food phobias? Or am I doomed to live off the kid's menu? source: theguardian.com   |   share: 107   Fri November 04, 2022       Wine theft at Michelin Star restaurant in Madrid results in $200,000 loss. Lucky they didn't get the other bottle source: vinepair.com   |   share: 24         Woman called 911 from a BBQ restaurant to complain about a pink pork. OMG WTF source: wral.com   |   share: 125         Downtown Seattle sushi restaurant becomes trendy social media influencer hangout. Let's sic an actual restaurant reviewer on the place source: seattletimes.com   |   share: 33   Wed November 02, 2022       Philly eateries stay classy, refuse to serve Astros during World Series source: nypost.com   |   share: 29         The death of print media has killed Anne Hathaway's hopes for a 'Devil Wears Prada' sequel and somewhere Michael Scott is weeping source: avclub.com   |   share: 29   Tue November 01, 2022       It's in Texas so why not have a 30,000 square foot gourmet grocery store? source: msn.com   |   share: 46         James Corden, who was banned and then unbanned from a NYC restaurant, has been banned again. For good. Probably source: huffpost.com   |   share: 66   Mon October 31, 2022 (Some Jukebox Hero)       Want to get banned from Waffle House? Just do this easy trick source: mashed.com   |   share: 41   Fri October 28, 2022       You're eating your way into glorious meat sweats and coma wrong source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 22   Thu October 27, 2022       Photoshop this restaurant sign source: twitter.com   |   share: 23   Wed October 26, 2022       May I suggest a fifth of Thunderbird with your Sausage McGriddle, sir? source: fox5dc.com   |   share: 49         Well yeah, you ought to to do better if you've raised prices three times in just over a year source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 15         Well yeah, you ought to to do better if you've raised prices three times in just over a year source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 15         ♩ "Slip slidin' away. ♩ Slip slidin' awaaay. ♩ You know the deer in your restaurant, knows it's slip slidin' away."♩ (video) source: wbtv.com   |   share: 9   Tue October 25, 2022       Maybe whatever animal it's made of is going extinct source: abc7.com   |   share: 16         They killed off the Hamburgler. They would never make that mistake again source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 36         Bad: Getting stranded in the Grand Canyon. Worse: Getting stranded under the Grand Canyon source: azfamily.com   |   share: 26   Mon October 24, 2022       After triggering everyone who has ever worked in the restaurant industry, 'Boiling Point' to receive TV adaptation source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 4         The McRib to have a farewell tour similar to The Who or Ozzy Osbourne source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 33         The Rainbow Roll contains crab, cucumber, avocado, salmon, tuna, shrimp, and yellowtail. The California Roll contains crab, cucumber, and avocado, and the specialty house roll contains cocaine, ecstasy, ketamine, adderall, and oxycontin source: wfla.com   |   share: 21   Sun October 23, 2022       Gen-Z loves to eat mor chikin source: cnn.com   |   share: 40   Sat October 22, 2022       Have you ever wanted to get drunk and spend all your money on NFTs? How quickly can you get to San Diego? source: sandiego.eater.com   |   share: 22         A writer finds one of the last Ponderosa restaurants still open for business. Come for the nostalgia, stay for the (mostly) good food source: milwaukeerecord.com   |   share: 32   Fri October 21, 2022       Conan O'Brien once fired a staffer for telling a server that it's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 60   Thu October 20, 2022 (Some Guy)       Chipotle launches Halloween promotion with Boorito's on October 31. The candle in the jack-o-lantern won't be the only thing on fire this holiday season source: chainstoreage.com   |   share: 3         Evil landlord demands full payment from struggling restaurant and- wait, it's an Applebee's franchise that owes $7 million in unpaid rent. Nothing more to see here, move along source: vinepair.com   |   share: 22         Hey ese, El Cholo restaurant will turn 100 years old next year. Órale, let's go get their $0.99 nachos they are offering right now source: dailybreeze.com   |   share: 19         1960's beloved streetlight damaged by fire source: wral.com   |   share: 35         Part breakfast, part supper, all yummy. Happy Chicken and Waffles Day source: nationaldaycalendar.com   |   share: 28         Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers launch out of mild mannered ramen shop to stop assault and save woman. Villain responds with slurs and weaponized condiments source: ktvu.com   |   share: 5   Wed October 19, 2022       Rooftop bar opens in Luzerne County Pennsylvania thanks to retractable roof it will be able to be open year around. But if the roof retracts won't it suddenly be a ground floor bar? source: pahomepage.com   |   share: 13         Rooftop bar opens in Luzerne County Pennsylvania thanks to retractable roof it will be able to be open year around. But if the roof retracts won't it suddenly be a ground floor bar? source: pahomepage.com   |   share: 13   (Some Guy)       James Corden apologized to a restaurant owner for being a complete arse to his staff, so we're all good now, right? source: wmagazine.com   |   share: 47   (Some Guy)       James Corden apologized to a restaurant owner for being a complete arse to his staff, so we're all good now, right? source: wmagazine.com   |   share: 47         Wendy Williams leaves rehab after less than two months saying she's "better than ever" source: pagesix.com   |   share: 20   Tue October 18, 2022 (Sauce)       St. Louis' new MLS team announces stadium will feature over 25 local restaurants operating concessions, including Balkan Treat Box, Niche Food Group, Steve's Hot Dogs, and BEAST Craft BBQ with its signature pork steak sandwich source: saucemagazine.com   |   share: 9         Queens man confesses to setting a Bangladeshi restaurant on fire because he "was very drunk" and they messed up his chicken biryani order. Chicken biryani, serious food source: nypost.com   |   share: 36         The Butthole Cut of Cats apparently not the worst thing James Corden has done source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 44         The Butthole Cut of Cats apparently not the worst thing James Corden has done source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 44       Reporter must be a farker. They got the boobies joke in the second sentence. Boobies is the only way to bring life to a story about a chain that has been mostly defunct for 19 years source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 31       Reporter must be a farker. They got the boobies joke in the second sentence. Boobies is the only way to bring life to a story about a chain that has been mostly defunct for 19 years source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 31   Mon October 17, 2022       Aggressive MAGA poll watchers "training sessions" are going well. "Another event at a Hanover-area Perkins restaurant, billed as a 'buy your own meal and eat while you learn' seminar currently has 48 of its 50 available spots open" source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 46   Sat October 15, 2022       Usually an article including scissoring and pickles would get the giggity tag source: abc7.com   |   share: 15   Fri October 14, 2022       That? Oh, that's just a dead person on the restroom floor. Would you like to hear our specials for today? source: fox7austin.com   |   share: 40         Waiter miracuously heals customer from gluten allergy, will try to turn restaurant's water into wine next source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 43         Man walks into a fast food restaurant and sees an 82-year-old disabled man eating by himself. That's when things got all stabby (with video) source: ktla.com   |   share: 35         Theme "restaurant" sues newly-formed union claiming all swords, shields and assorted medieval imagery is theirs and theirs alone source: huffpost.com   |   share: 20   Wed October 12, 2022       Would be true if it was a Taco Bell in NJ source: mediaite.com   |   share: 119   Mon October 10, 2022       Is this the best new restaurant in the USA? Difficulty: ingredients include crickets, acorns and timpsula (a.k.a. prairie turnip) source: bbc.com   |   share: 14   Sun October 09, 2022       Babble babble babble Chinese restaurant in a bowling alley -- Donald Trump declassifies the lunch combos just by thinking about it source: twitter.com   |   share: 96         US Border patrol detains a dozen immigrants from troubled island nations. Fark: From the UK and Ireland source: msn.com   |   share: 99         Floridians vow to be Floridians. Mother Nature is giddy while insurance executives are nervous source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 50         Nothing is more likely to generate positive PR for your business than firing a worker with Down's after 20 years, right before his retirement source: abc13.com   |   share: 62         Boca Bagel Bar business banned because brazen bugs busted bakery source: bocanewsnow.com   |   share: 3         Article asks "why do areas with more chain restaurants favor TFG?", forcing rare politics and food tab cross-post source: cnn.com   |   share: 164         If you stole an arm off of a skeleton in Cambridge, the police there have a bone to pick with you source: boston.com   |   share: 19         "Uncharacteristically aggressive" Michelin strips stars from iconic NYC restaurants Carbone, Peter Luger, and Marea, adds stars to vegetarian-friendly joints you've never heard of source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 17

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