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Fri July 23, 2021
		Sure, people don't want to go back to working in restaurants, but it turns out there's also more customers than usual acting like a bunch of jack offs source: cnn.com \| share:	52
		Sure, people don't want to go back to working in restaurants, but it turns out there's also more customers than usual acting like a bunch of jack offs source: cnn.com \| share:	52

Thu July 22, 2021
		If your steak is tuff just borrow an axe source: wabi.tv \| share:	19
		Most Massachusetts residents support reinstating happy hour, because if you're going to die in a plague you should do it drunk and happy source: bostonherald.com \| share:	55

Wed July 21, 2021
		Taco Bell is the latest restaurant to have supply chain issues, increased demand for seashells source: today.com \| share:	47
		Taco Bell is the latest restaurant to have supply chain issues, increased demand for seashells source: today.com \| share:	47

Tue July 20, 2021
		That sound you heard was every Chicagolander's butthole slamming shut. Rare bidness food crossover source: dailyherald.com \| share:	49
		That sound you heard was every Chicagolander's butthole slamming shut. Rare bidness food crossover source: dailyherald.com \| share:	49
		The Lost Kitchen on Peak White Woman Television is brought to you by Shiplap, Live Laugh Love, Karen Kares Kuts, Suburban Wine, and these other sponsors source: thetakeout.com \| share:	20
		With standard, industry-wide perks such as low pay, no benefits, hostile owners, long hours, and rude customers, it's really one of life's great mysteries why restaurants are having trouble hiring enough workers. Beyond them all being lazy, of course source: npr.org \| share:	74
		Subby's home state goes into lockdown after five thousand COVID transmissions yesterday. Wait, scratch that. Five transmissions. Guess they're not messing around down under source: abc.net.au \| share:	37
(CNBC)		25% of Americans aren't tipping at all because of covid, or at least that's the cheap asshats' latest excuse source: grow.acorns.com \| share:	167

Mon July 19, 2021
		Your Fark-ready Food Headline of the Day™: One of the World's Most Expensive Cheeses Comes from Rescued Donkeys" source: foodandwine.com \| share:	10

Sun July 18, 2021
		How many Indian foods can you list in one sentence? The results will surprise you source: eatthis.com \| share:	68
		How many Indian foods can you list in one sentence? The results will surprise you source: eatthis.com \| share:	68

Thu July 15, 2021
		Lindsey Graham vows to go to war to protect and defend the principles of... checks notes... Chik-fil-A. Still doesn't care about Jan 6 source: huffpost.com \| share:	138

Wed July 14, 2021
		Calm has once more been restored in Spain after settlement of the great with-onions or without-onions omelette controversy source: theguardian.com \| share:	14
		When life hands you cashless chicken restaurants to rob, take lemonade source: abc13.com \| share:	10
		It's not like we really need anymore, but what the hell. Here's yet another reason to never set foot in a Panda Express source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	26
(WRTV Your news leader)		For all you waiters and waitresses out there who are sticking it to man by not coming back to work after the pandemic, well, the restaurants have heard you grievances and it looks like they have a good solution to your, check that, their problem source: wrtv.com \| share:	39
(WRTV Your news leader)		For all you waiters and waitresses out there who are sticking it to man by not coming back to work after the pandemic, well, the restaurants have heard you grievances and it looks like they have a good solution to your, check that, their problem source: wrtv.com \| share:	39
		Sticker shock now on the menu thanks to restaurants passing on the costs of paying workers a decent wage source: axios.com \| share:	23
		Little Caesars debuts veggie-friendly "planteroni" pizza. No, that does not count as pizza pizza source: adweek.com \| share:	14

Tue July 13, 2021
		Delivery driver tells restaurant the food they've given him is cold, gets brushed off. Delivery driver is CEO and founder of the app who regularly works undercover source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	31
		25-year-old woman briefly has the hottest restaurant in Nashville source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	34

Mon July 12, 2021
		Her name isn't Diane and it wasn't a Tastee Freez source: mlive.com \| share:	17
		Burger King: Have it your way. BK Employees: Nope, we ain't having it no more, Fark you source: klkntv.com \| share:	454

Sun July 11, 2021
		Restaurant posts sign blaming welfare for its slow service, not the fact that no one wants to work there because of the crap wages source: sacramento.cbslocal.com \| share:	424
		Restaurant posts sign blaming welfare for its slow service, not the fact that no one wants to work there because of the crap wages source: sacramento.cbslocal.com \| share:	424

Sat July 10, 2021
		Would you use a food delivery app to order a bag of cheap, unknown leftover food from restaurants? source: sfgate.com \| share:	43
		Health Inspector arrested for checking the firmness of the buns on restaurant employee source: wtnh.com \| share:	25
		Japan thinks that drunks are more likely to spread illness, so they've banned serving alcohol in restaurants. But asking banks to enforce it seems to have been a bit too much source: mainichi.jp \| share:	11

Thu July 08, 2021
		Beyond Meat announces that a new mix of meat-free chicken tenders featuring fava beans will be launching in restaurants across the U.S. by next Thursday. Chianti-based wine pairings recommended source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	37

Wed July 07, 2021
(Some Guy)		The data from the recently closed restaurant revitalization fund is out. The bad news is that 2/3rds of applicants got sweet nothing, and the good news is that 5% of the approved applicants got 40% of the money source: helloskip.com \| share:	12
(Some Guy)		The data from the recently closed restaurant revitalization fund is out. The bad news is that 2/3rds of applicants got sweet nothing, and the good news is that 5% of the approved applicants got 40% of the money source: helloskip.com \| share:	12

Tue July 06, 2021
		Lauren Boebert tries to attack Jen Psaki and it goes pretty much as expected source: comicsands.com \| share:	162

Sun July 04, 2021
		Which bottle of wine at a restaurant has the biggest markup? The answer may surprise you. ALL OF THEM source: cbc.ca \| share:	54
		Which bottle of wine at a restaurant has the biggest markup? The answer may surprise you. ALL OF THEM source: cbc.ca \| share:	54
		"The police were able to substantiate this was an unfortunate mistake. We take this situation seriously and have updated procedures in our restaurant to help prevent this from happening again" source: wgme.com \| share:	52

Sat July 03, 2021
		The way the restaurant business is going, you better get ready for the 100 dollar cheeseburger source: chicago.cbslocal.com \| share:	117
		The way the restaurant business is going, you better get ready for the 100 dollar cheeseburger source: chicago.cbslocal.com \| share:	117
		You should always tip your server, hair stylist, mechanic, delivery driver, and take-out cashier in cash source: usatoday.com \| share:	58
		You should always tip your server, hair stylist, mechanic, delivery driver, and take-out cashier in cash source: usatoday.com \| share:	58

Fri July 02, 2021
		Going for an evening stroll in Florence could now earn you an $1,185 fine source: cnn.com \| share:	32

Thu July 01, 2021
		Rep. Gunbert clenches up hard enough to hold in a pork slider from her own restaurant source: yahoo.com \| share:	69
		The buffet has returned. Normalcy abides source: thetakeout.com \| share:	34
		You probably didn't have "barrier-breaking Zimbabwean sommeliers" on your list of stuff to learn about today but here you are source: metro.us \| share:	4
		You probably didn't have "barrier-breaking Zimbabwean sommeliers" on your list of stuff to learn about today but here you are source: metro.us \| share:	4

Wed June 30, 2021
		The food is great but the atmosphere is a little...scary source: cleveland.com \| share:	7
		Who are these people in NYC who are anti-Open Restaurants? It's like they think they own the streets source: nyc.streetsblog.org \| share:	15
		Andy Dick arrested and jailed for assault with a deadly weapon. Phil Hartman still dead source: pagesix.com \| share:	60

Tue June 29, 2021
		A racist murderer arguing over a Cracker Barrel parking spot is the most Alabama story you'll read today source: al.com \| share:	86
		Amid record-shattering heat wave, restaurants cope in different ways: the Hummus Café stayed open, but the Angry Beaver closed up. There's probably a moral here source: kiro7.com \| share:	15
		Ireland may demand proof of vaccine to drink inside pubs and restaurants. Then again, it might not - that's just drunk talk source: independent.co.uk \| share:	39

Mon June 28, 2021
(Some Guy)		What do you do when McDonald's screwed up your order? Call in a bomb threat of course source: who13.com \| share:	49
		Family Guy goes grimdark: Pawtucket Police Officer placed on leave after shooting an 18-year old in a pizzeria parking lot, after tailing the teen to the restaurant, cutting him off with his personal vehicle and drawing his weapon... while OFF DUTY source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	187

Fri June 25, 2021
		The concept of a "third workplace" is on the rise source: axios.com \| share:	55

Thu June 24, 2021
		Lil Duck, Octopus, and Break D are not part of a Chinese restaurant menu but part of 100 Chinese rappers contributing to "a lengthy track dedicated to the 100th anniversary of the founding of the Communist Party" source: vice.com \| share:	12
		Oh no. How will people know that fast food restaurants exist? source: news.sky.com \| share:	95
		Here's a review of a 4-course meal that contains 400mg of THC, or in layman's terms, enough to tranquilize a small herd of cows source: insider.com \| share:	48
		"I have TSA PreCheck through my job; my wife thinks that it's rude I use it and don't wait in the plebe line with her. I say it's a benefit and can score us a good spot at the gate or restaurant. I'm right on this, right?" source: slate.com \| share:	68

Wed June 23, 2021
		Today is National Casserole Day, let's all go get some pizza instead source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	47
		On today's episode of Oh, Those Christians (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	42
		The number of millionaires in the world jumped by 5.2 million in 2020. No wonder restaurants can't find workers source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	11
		::cough:: Bullshiat ::cough:: source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	24
		::cough:: Bullshiat ::cough:: source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	24
		Restaurant owner bans children as they're too "feral and noisy" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	156
(Some Guy)		Those were some damn good chili dogs, apparently source: kark.com \| share:	59
(Some Guy)		Those were some damn good chili dogs, apparently source: kark.com \| share:	59

Tue June 22, 2021
		Fast food is losing some of what value it has source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	21
		Name checks out source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	32
		Florida bartender finds creative way to get rid of dude aggressively hitting on women at his bar source: tampabay.com \| share:	102

Mon June 21, 2021
		Remember that time dad began his boycott of the Chinese restaurant because they shorted him one fortune cookie? Bob Farrell screams give 'em the pickle source: thetakeout.com \| share:	20
		Canadians will be chill about you ordering cannabis edibles at restaurants, even though they probably will only eat half of one just to be polite source: nationalpost.com \| share:	56
		Hope you like Wagner source: thedrive.com \| share:	29
		A Cage movie that looks like John Wick meets Okja? That'll do, Nic. That'll do source: avclub.com \| share:	37
		Here are the best local sandwiches in every state. It's a slideshow, but think of each slide as a layer in a sandwich, creating one giant sandwich sandwich source: msn.com \| share:	135

Sun June 20, 2021
		It'll just make more people puke on Pennsylvania source: mcall.com \| share:	39

Sat June 19, 2021
		Entitled Hamptonites try to bribe restaurant staff with yachts, jets, cash for table seats at restaurants source: nypost.com \| share:	70

Tue June 15, 2021
		Fish and Chips disappearing. Only one Arthur Treacher's is left in Ohio source: fox8.com \| share:	45
		Fish and Chips disappearing. Only one Arthur Treacher's is left in Ohio source: fox8.com \| share:	45
		"Oh my god, who the hell cares" Prince Harry edition source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	16
		"Too Good To Go" app aims to reduce food waste through "surprise bags" from restaurants, finally offering you that chance to get the unexpected sausage or muffin of your dreams source: bothell-reporter.com \| share:	46

Mon June 14, 2021
		The only good thing about cicada pizza is that it'll be another 17 years before anyone tries this bullshiat again source: wishtv.com \| share:	67
		10,000 Americans were asked how many meals they could make without looking at a recipe. The answer is good news for the restaurant industry source: today.yougov.com \| share:	91
		Over 30% of Republicans are comfortable being disease vectors source: slate.com \| share:	61

Sun June 13, 2021
		Americans are buying lipstick and condoms. Don't kink shame source: cnn.com \| share:	51
		Restaurant owner sued for giving employees Sunday off because slaves require no rest source: wcti12.com \| share:	60
		Restaurant loyalty rewards programs grew during the pandemic source: ibtimes.com \| share:	4

Fri June 11, 2021
		Notorious B.I.G.'s daughter teaming up with Jam Master Jay's daughter to open NY-style pizzeria, a mile East of where Biggie was shot source: thegrio.com \| share:	15
		Seattle's NHL hockey team changes arena restaurant's name after legal overtures from U-District's 'Kraken' punk dive bar; "we had some people who wanted to make the bar a hockey bar, and that's certainly not what we want" source: mynorthwest.com \| share:	39
		Do you tip in cash or plastic? source: foodandwine.com \| share:	82
		Do you tip in cash or plastic? source: foodandwine.com \| share:	82

Thu June 10, 2021
		Get to McDonald's too early to get a Happy Meal? Do you, A) Get over it and come back later, B) Shrug your shoulders and order breakfast, or C) Threaten to shoot everyone in the building? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	64
		They're cute, photogenic, and almost went extinct. But they're back now, so the third paragraph of TFA cancels out all the D'awww source: journalstar.com \| share:	13

Wed June 09, 2021
		Don't listen to the restaurants that say they're struggling to find enough workers - the restaurants that have raised wages and added benefits like paid sick leave are all doing well source: theguardian.com \| share:	36
		Oh my God, Chipotle is raising prices by 4 percent in order to cover the costs of raising its workers' wages to $15 an hour. THIS IS AN OUTRAGEously reasonable and in fact almost insignificantly small price to pay for treating people like human beings source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	97

Tue June 08, 2021
		Is it time to talk about glass control? Forget it Jake, it's Florida source: fox13news.com \| share:	20
(Some Bald Guy)		With restaurants back in business, here's an important question: What would you do if you found a HAIR in your food? source: yougov.co.uk \| share:	20

Mon June 07, 2021
		Chili's has entered the chicken sandwich wars with a new sandwich that will shame the competition. Difficulty: only available on the 3 for $10 menu, only available for takeout, and this option costs $3 more if you're not a loyalty program member source: thetakeout.com \| share:	21
		Chili's has entered the chicken sandwich wars with a new sandwich that will shame the competition. Difficulty: only available on the 3 for $10 menu, only available for takeout, and this option costs $3 more if you're not a loyalty program member source: thetakeout.com \| share:	21
		"Delta" adds service to China source: cnbc.com \| share:	61
		Meanwhile in Canada: proof of vaccination can get you $50 worth of cheese source: cbc.ca \| share:	42
		Burger King enters the chicken sandwich wars by mocking Chick-Fil-A's bigotry and donating to an LGBTQ group source: usatoday.com \| share:	47

Sun June 06, 2021
		Florida Man goes hunting for shark teeth, finds alligator teeth in the most Florida way source: cnn.com \| share:	15

Sat June 05, 2021
		Restaurant posts a picture of a cheesesteak. Philly Twitter users- Do we need to send Gritty over to straighten you out? source: twitter.com \| share:	69

Fri June 04, 2021
		Acting on a hot tip, journalist is outraged to discover a chain restaurant location "quietly" closed in March. March, 2020 source: sfgate.com \| share:	33

Thu June 03, 2021
		Crush covid and get an orange crush source: capegazette.com \| share:	27
		Grill Concepts Restaurants run out of propane source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	7
		Could Tesla be the new Stuckey's? source: foodandwine.com \| share:	24
(Los Pollos Hermanos)		Sign posted at Popeyes denying service to white people turns out to be a hoax, but they still charge extra for all white orders source: blackenterprise.com \| share:	224
		Vegan outraged after she finds waiter's note in a menu "the vegan shiate is circled" following her giving him a list of demands and asking what food was safe for her to eat source: metro.co.uk \| share:	19
		Campaign event disrupted by dildo-dangling drone and fistfight. Even stranger, there was no Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in the vicinity source: apnews.com \| share:	62
		Virginia restaurant plans to serve Asian cicadas now, instead of the local variety. Eat local, folks source: local21news.com \| share:	3

Wed June 02, 2021
		Rep. John Katko (R) demands Congress fully fund the restaurant revitalization plan that he voted against source: syracuse.com \| share:	44

Tue June 01, 2021
		Tesla may try to start operating restaurants as soon as Musk thinks up what to call the concept of nourishment that humans ingest to keep on living. So he can claim he invented it source: electrek.co \| share:	14
		Tesla may try to start operating restaurants as soon as Musk thinks up what to call the concept of nourishment that humans ingest to keep on living. So he can claim he invented it source: electrek.co \| share:	14
		What if you're a reporter and your editor limits your expense account? You can double your impact by interviewing one person who owns two restaurants for the article source: vaildaily.com \| share:	1
		Where there's smoke there's fire, sometimes in exactly that order source: tampabay.com \| share:	15
		Alec Baldwin tried to land a dream role on The Sopr source: deadline.com \| share:	10

Mon May 31, 2021
		It seems self correcting source: nbcnews.com \| share:	31
		Google your user name and fark. Post the headline and your comment from the top hit. Subby's is a random entertainment link from 4 years ago source: fark.com \| share:	95

Sun May 30, 2021
		Fire destroys beloved North Carolina BBQ restaurant. OMG WTF source: wral.com \| share:	20

Sat May 29, 2021
(Travels)		Trust me, there's lots to discuss here. Plus some rather odd photos source: constative.com \| share:	11
		Two brave food writers ate all the fast food chicken sandwiches so you didn't have to. Or at least they think they were eating chicken. It is American fast food, after all source: thetakeout.com \| share:	37
		Apparently some employers have not learned anything from the pandemic and are trying to go back to business as usual source: vox.com \| share:	27
		I'll have the quarter pounder with vaccine source: cantonrep.com \| share:	18

Fri May 28, 2021
		Miles Teller suffers whiplash after being punched in the face over wedding dispute while on vacation with Aaron Rodgers in Hawaii. Not quite my tempo source: tmz.com \| share:	34
		Which fast food restaurant do you think has the best tasting food? source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	93
		The reason roadside lobster rolls now cost $34 each? Because your dumb pandemic ass is buying up all the supply so that you can cook shiatty versions at home that never end up looking anything like the ones in those Delish videos on Facebook source: npr.org \| share:	58

Thu May 27, 2021
		Did you ever have a kid's meal from a fast food restaurant? If so, do you remember the last time you had one? What year was it? How old were you? What was the toy? source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	36
		While you nervously navigate the nuances of staying employed throughout the pandemic, a 5-year-old opened her own treat shop in Kentucky source: wtae.com \| share:	11
		While you nervously navigate the nuances of staying employed throughout the pandemic, a 5-year-old opened her own treat shop in Kentucky source: wtae.com \| share:	11
(Some Purple Supremacist)		"Effective 6-1-21 ... This restaurant is under new management and will reserve the right to refuse service to white people. We apologize for any inconvenience. Signed, general manager, Mason" source: audacy.com \| share:	140
		Go be poor and too casually dressed to eat our steak someplace else, please source: chron.com \| share:	43
		Go be poor and too casually dressed to eat our steak someplace else, please source: chron.com \| share:	43

Wed May 26, 2021
(Meals For)		The fast food industry was going downhill fast. Then the pandemic struck, and suddenly everyone wanted cheap comfort food again source: expmag.com \| share:	30
		Woman who attacked another woman at a Little Caesar's has been arrested for assault, kidnapping, and having horrible taste in pizza source: foxnews.com \| share:	137
		Grass passes over plastic in take-out food packaging without turning every meal into Easter baskets source: phys.org \| share:	13

Tue May 25, 2021
		It isn't fears of COVID that are keeping restaurant workers from coming back to their jobs, but more that the time off gave them some perspective about how shiatty their jobs really were and how insane they were to do them for $2.83/hr + tips source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	276
		Mother told to breastfeed her baby in the disabled toilet and not at the table in TGI Fridays. She should have known you cannot bring outside food at a restaurant source: metro.co.uk \| share:	130

Mon May 24, 2021
		Restauranteurs shocked to find that their applicant pool, 75% of whom have left in the last year over low wages, is hyperfocused on money - unlike the owners themselves, who only got into restauranting for the love of 18-hour days and over-buttering source: reviewjournal.com \| share:	308

Sun May 23, 2021
		NBA legend Dominique Wilkins says he was turned away from an Atlanta restaurant because of prejudice. After first issuing a statement about its dress code, the restaurant has now apologized source: ajc.com \| share:	204
		Independent eateries with quirky charm and original, homemade food are the suburbs' last defense against bland, chain restaurants. But you still want Taco Bell source: vice.com \| share:	27

Sat May 22, 2021
		All-you-can-eat buffet adapts to COVID by focusing on core customers -- the 35 percent who eat at the restaurant 70 times or more a year source: politico.com \| share:	22

Fri May 21, 2021
		Good news, everybody. If IHOP was just too stinkin' fancy for your dining enjoyment, they've got a new spin-off restaurant, "Flip'd by IHOP," that gives you a "fast casual" experience instead source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	51
		14-year-old teenager does the right thing after giving birth, hands baby to customer at restaurant to help with the tip source: abc7ny.com \| share:	70
		Police are looking for "serial spitter" source: abc7news.com \| share:	41

Thu May 20, 2021
		Chipotle restaurant thinks it is a cruise ship source: eatthis.com \| share:	40
		Trevor Noah breaks down why restaurants can't find workers source: youtube.com \| share:	166
		Farking amateur, mine's a straw source: bonappetit.com \| share:	36
		Know how grubhub loves to sign up businesses to their "service" without the ownera consent? Colorado is considering requireing written approval and a $1000 fine per incident of violation to put a stop to that source: thedenverchannel.com \| share:	7

Wed May 19, 2021
		McWalkOut source: detroitnews.com \| share:	26
		Is PhoKing next? source: cnbc.com \| share:	32
		We need to take suburban food more seriously source: vice.com \| share:	9
		How a New York City restaurant loses money on a $14 sandwich source: eater.com \| share:	43

Tue May 18, 2021
		The pricey foreign restaurant that will give you a 90 per cent discount if you ask nicely. If you can persuade them to let you in source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	4

Mon May 17, 2021
		For some reason, the owners of Hacienda Guadalajara can't find enough workers to open. It's almost like someone built a wall between employers and employees source: king5.com \| share:	19

Sat May 15, 2021
		Detroit loses its last revenue stream as restaurant owner decides to relabel poorly marketed parking spaces to save people from tickets without help from the city. Followup will presumably see him in irons source: youtube.com \| share:	100
(Some Guy)		Look, all we want is to make to-go cocktails for our customers. The liquor stores sell booze and the customers don't drink it there. Restaurants offer walk out meals with booze. Why not us? source: saltwire.com \| share:	21
(Some Guy)		Look, all we want is to make to-go cocktails for our customers. The liquor stores sell booze and the customers don't drink it there. Restaurants offer walk out meals with booze. Why not us? source: saltwire.com \| share:	21
		Gordon farking Ramsey revisits the same idiot sandwich restaurant that Anthony Bourdain filmed 10 years ago. fark me source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	19
		"Sorry I'm late boss, there was a giant cat on the train tracks" source: soranews24.com \| share:	6

Thu May 13, 2021
		Someone actually thinks Guy Fieri would make a good daytime chat show host. No wait, they're serious, stop laughing source: tv.avclub.com \| share:	51
		Sheesh, when are white people going to get a break around here? source: nypost.com \| share:	152
		McRaises are now on the McMenu source: msn.com \| share:	5
		"I've been a waiter for almost 35 years and I'm proud of it" source: foodandwine.com \| share:	21
		"I've been a waiter for almost 35 years and I'm proud of it" source: foodandwine.com \| share:	21
		Despite Fark votes, 7-11 did not chart source: cntraveler.com \| share:	2
		Giggity source: euronews.com \| share:	4
		Welcome to the living hell of Joe Biden's America, where gas, bullets, and Chick-Fil-A sauce are rationed source: foxnews.com \| share:	248

Wed May 12, 2021
		Utah restaurant bar requiring vaccination card and ID. Of course the mouthbreathers have a problem with this source: sltrib.com \| share:	129
		Utah restaurant bar requiring vaccination card and ID. Of course the mouthbreathers have a problem with this source: sltrib.com \| share:	129
		Third-party food delivery services are convenient, but they aren't cheap, so restaurants are raising dish prices accordingly, plus deliverers are now adding extra service fees and "regulatory response" fees source: foodandwine.com \| share:	26

Mon May 10, 2021
		A rare orange and black speckled Calico lobster which is a one-in-30-million find has been spared the melted butter. "Freckles," has found a new home at the Virginia Living Museum's marine exhibit source: msn.com \| share:	6
		Employee excluded from company's "Pizza Fridays" wins over $32,000 in compensation. You can buy a whole lot of pizza with that kind of money source: foodandwine.com \| share:	19
		As restaurants open up, here's 10 new menu items worth your while source: foodandwine.com \| share:	39

Sun May 09, 2021
		Funniest thing about this restaurant worker shortage: no one is pointing to customer entitlement and how workers might be fed up with that, too, regardless of pay source: csmonitor.com \| share:	63

Sat May 08, 2021
		IHOP is trying to make amends because an employee treated a celebrity just like any other human on the planet by telling him he'd had to wait because the restaurant was busy source: cnn.com \| share:	56
		To-go alcohol orders looking at becoming permanent. Difficulty: PA source: triblive.com \| share:	58
		Local bar that has been curbside-only since March 2020 is finally opening the doors for customers. cocks ear Hey what's all that howling? Ohhhh, they are opening the doors to vaccinated customers. Tag is for the howlers source: fox13now.com \| share:	143

Fri May 07, 2021
		Thousands of cockroaches on the menu at restaurant to settle debt dispute between owner and local criminals, patrons not amused source: odditycentral.com \| share:	12
		From Ditka's Restaurant in Chicago, IL. A team that is known as Da Bears. Da Bears, may be leaving Soldier Field ... Ditka, Ditka source: cbssports.com \| share:	34
		50 years ago, one Texan changed happy hour as we know it forever source: texasmonthly.com \| share:	9

Thu May 06, 2021
		Denmark claims Corona Pass app that tracks negative test results and vaccine status is allowing bars, cafes, restaurants, museums and other social events to safely open. Florida shakes head in disbelief, pounds another White Claw source: theguardian.com \| share:	27
		"Who wants to eat three cups of quinoa?" You got that right source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	50

Wed May 05, 2021
		The restaurant industry is desperate for workers but not desperate enough to pay a living wage source: dailykos.com \| share:	54
		Welp, looks like we can plan on republicans boycotting tacos from here on out source: aol.com \| share:	69
		Welp, looks like we can plan on republicans boycotting tacos from here on out source: aol.com \| share:	69
		Step 1: Stick cigarette in taco. Step 2: post photo to social media. Step 3: Hey, free food source: wkrg.com \| share:	48

Tue May 04, 2021
		Lazy crook tries to snatch purse while driving a Uhaul. Continues with a slow speed police chase and a demolition derby source: 6abc.com \| share:	7
		Restauranteur explaining why starting pay is now $15 an hour for non-tipped employees: "I had been uncomfortable with the wages we were paying." Translation: I couldn't get anybody to work for under $15 an hour source: nj.com \| share:	33
(Some Guy)		Racist has it her way by throwing a Whopper and picking up a felony source: villages-news.com \| share:	114

Mon May 03, 2021
		$2,000 bonus if you sign up to serve the World's Largest Burger; no word on the bonus for eating the World's Largest Burger source: mlive.com \| share:	8
		Three-Michelin-starred restaurant in Manhattan, where dinner for two can easily make you drop $1,000, is now cutting meat and fish from their menu and going plant-based. Seems reasonable to eat crap you can grow in your backyard source: npr.org \| share:	50
		SBA announces $28 billion in the form of grants for restaurants and bars source: cleveland19.com \| share:	10
		SBA announces $28 billion in the form of grants for restaurants and bars source: cleveland19.com \| share:	10
		Pizza capital of the World - New York or Chicago? No way. It's Old Forge PA. Forging pizza seems a little heavy handed source: mcall.com \| share:	46
		Pizza capital of the World - New York or Chicago? No way. It's Old Forge PA. Forging pizza seems a little heavy handed source: mcall.com \| share:	46
		Judge rules that SC restaurant manager owes $500,000 to disabled Black man who worked at his restaurant under a traditional South Carolinian labor arrangement made illegal by government busybodies under something called the 13th Amendment source: msn.com \| share:	76

Sun May 02, 2021
		Trouble finding workers? But what about... "That's a false narrative, and it needs to go away" source: journalstar.com \| share:	120
		Trouble finding workers? But what about... "That's a false narrative, and it needs to go away" source: journalstar.com \| share:	120
		Guy Fieri is mad as hell source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	61

Sat May 01, 2021
		"Some employees are in tears after being berated by guests. We are getting bad reviews. ... It's hard to stand in front of my staff and tell them we have to adhere to it" source: bostonglobe.com \| share:	94

Fri April 30, 2021
		Protip: if you're going to snatch a woman's purse, a U-Haul is not the best getaway vehicle source: 6abc.com \| share:	13
		Legislator, accused of a sex crime, resigns. No, it's not the one you're thinking of source: thehill.com \| share:	56
		Two shot after a man brings a luger to Peter Luger's source: abc7ny.com \| share:	49
		Two shot after a man brings a luger to Peter Luger's source: abc7ny.com \| share:	49

Thu April 29, 2021
		Police called on diners violating no-eat-in order. Suspects remained mute in the face of questioning, maintaining wooden expressions source: globalnews.ca \| share:	23
		Police called on diners violating no-eat-in order. Suspects remained mute in the face of questioning, maintaining wooden expressions source: globalnews.ca \| share:	23

Wed April 28, 2021
		Embezl mor munee source: al.com \| share:	21
		Please let Adam Sandler have his pancakes source: etcanada.com \| share:	49
		Hey everybody, free beer May 19th-31st in CT if you're vaccinated. Book your pub crawls now. Free hangover day is June first source: wtnh.com \| share:	15
		Hey everybody, free beer May 19th-31st in CT if you're vaccinated. Book your pub crawls now. Free hangover day is June first source: wtnh.com \| share:	15
(VegNews)		Nathan's Famous joins the vegan movement, will offer free vegan dog to curious customers at its restaurants source: vegnews.com \| share:	45

Tue April 27, 2021
		Restaurant mocks commenter for leaving passionately negative review over glass-of-water incident from three years ago. "We are amazed you kept that emotion for so long" source: asiaone.com \| share:	33
		One, two three, four, I declare a Sign War source: boredpanda.com \| share:	76
		Domino's driver leaves pizza on car, dog takes pizza. Or as subby calls it, "a Domino's customer's best-case scenario" source: kmov.com \| share:	28

Mon April 26, 2021
		''Definitely the food isn't the best part." If you'd ever been, you'd agree source: kdvr.com \| share:	46

Sat April 24, 2021
		Fark Ready Headline: Man arrested after head-butting staffers at Southie restaurant, fleeing crash with trash bags full of marijuana source: whdh.com \| share:	28
		"Everybody loves teddy bears." This guy a little too much source: local10.com \| share:	35
		"Everybody loves teddy bears." This guy a little too much source: local10.com \| share:	35

Fri April 23, 2021
		"Denny's estimated their total loss at $1" source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	57
		The Seattle Kraken have yet to play a game but are already being sued for copyright infringement by a local dive bar source: king5.com \| share:	44
		First, it was toilet paper. Now, restaurants are dealing with a nationwide chicken wing shortage source: fox2now.com \| share:	59

Thu April 22, 2021
		Chipotle boldly announces price hikes if the minimum wage increases. Your guacamole sucks, guys source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	59
(Some Guy)		We cross over now to Pinjarra where Trevor Ross talks to us about his Subway napkin collection source: mandurahmail.com.au \| share:	6
(Some Guy)		We cross over now to Pinjarra where Trevor Ross talks to us about his Subway napkin collection source: mandurahmail.com.au \| share:	6
		Apparently, you can mess up Chinese take-out source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	28
		"Taco Bell announces it is joining other Mexican restaurants in selling plant-based meat." Which appears to imply Taco Bell is Mexican food source: cnbc.com \| share:	28
		If the menu in your favorite eating place looks a bit different on your post-covid return, there's a reason why source: foodandwine.com \| share:	16

Wed April 21, 2021
		Uber Eats and Just Eat Takeaway ignite nasty Twitter battle over Uber's entry into German food delivery market, with Just Eat going pay yr workers lol and Uber going stop worrying over yr stock price lol source: cnbc.com \| share:	2
		How are you going to replace people with robots? It's a crime to repair them and you'll have to purchase an entirely new work force every year. Just pay the humans and quit your whining source: thehill.com \| share:	167
		Anheuser-Busch and the NRA are teaming up, which is not chilling at all. In fact it may be pretty cool source: thehill.com \| share:	14
		Would you take $50 to come in for an interview? What if is was for McDonald's? In Florida? source: foxnews.com \| share:	85

Tue April 20, 2021
		'Thanks so much for stopping the robbery at our restaurant. Here is a 25% off coupon for your next order.' source: wkrg.com \| share:	31
		Protip: Faking your own kidnapping for laughs is never a good idea. The police take these things seriously for some reason source: newsweek.com \| share:	12
		Peter Luger Steak House will open its Tokyo branch this September. Of course it's rare - it's the first location outside New York since it first opened in 1887 source: bloomberg.com \| share:	8
		Peter Luger Steak House will open its Tokyo branch this September. Of course it's rare - it's the first location outside New York since it first opened in 1887 source: bloomberg.com \| share:	8

Mon April 19, 2021
		Red Lobster might do in a pinch / Olive Garden gets you put on the bench / Red Robin? Well you better drive a Benz / But Pappadeaux get you swingin' for the fence source: chron.com \| share:	20
		Rumor has it the robots will be making $15/hr source: nypost.com \| share:	60
		Rumor has it the robots will be making $15/hr source: nypost.com \| share:	60

Fri April 16, 2021
		Are too-generous unemployment benefits that make workers lazy the reason restaurants aren't able to hire workers? Before you respond, remember that A) this is a headline in the form of a question, and b) It's Slate asking the question source: slate.com \| share:	84

Thu April 15, 2021
		When you do a DNA testing kit for fun and discover your Alabama heritage source: distractify.com \| share:	26
		The sentient virus controlling Tucker Carlson fires back at Fauci's criticism source: mediaite.com \| share:	115
		Well, let's face it. When you're a DoorDash delivery driver whose self-given nickname is "Smooth Sanchez" and you've publicly declared yourself a "virgin for life," is it really that much further of a step toward becoming an Incel terrorist? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	68

Wed April 14, 2021
		Marriott's planning to open 8 New Edition Hotels by the end of 2022... no word on any Bell Biv Devoe Hotels though source: msn.com \| share:	11
(Some Guy)		Why are restaurants having a hard time finding workers? "You're seeing restaurants shift the way they're working because people aren't willing to come back to that work environment" source: thecounter.org \| share:	330
		People want to work, just not for YOU source: indy100.com \| share:	32
		So, what have vaccinated doctors been doing the past few months, and has it been responsible? source: slate.com \| share:	3

Tue April 13, 2021
		England blasts out of lockdown on Monday, recalls what a first-class hangover is like on Tuesday source: bbc.com \| share:	13
		Possible pork shortage this summer. Pork product trifecta now in play source: foxnews.com \| share:	9
		IHOP is introducing bigger steakhouse-style bacon source: foxnews.com \| share:	15
		We're going to need to close all the restaurants except for Chipotle in order to get things back to normal source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	55
		Our long national nightmare may soon be over as Heinz promises to catsup to demand for packets source: foodandwine.com \| share:	13
		Taco Bell opens the first digital-only U.S. location in Times Square for that truly authentic Big Apple experience source: cnbc.com \| share:	13
		Taco Bell opens the first digital-only U.S. location in Times Square for that truly authentic Big Apple experience source: cnbc.com \| share:	13

Mon April 12, 2021
		"At the cult Taiwanese restaurant chain Din Tai Fung " source: bonappetit.com \| share:	11
		The nation's - nay, the WORLD's - best Mexican food restaurant files for bankruptcy source: kdvr.com \| share:	248

Sun April 11, 2021
		Rules for making the best salads. Missing: Eat cheeseburger and onion rings first, then throw salad away source: bonappetit.com \| share:	19
		Popeye's employee pops cap in customer source: stltoday.com \| share:	54

Sat April 10, 2021
		Dude, we eat it for the taste source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	20

Thu April 08, 2021
		Beef, chicken, fish. Why don't fast food places sell turkey? source: thetakeout.com \| share:	55

Wed April 07, 2021
		Experts say the increasing number of COVID cases can be partially attributed to the increased capacity allowed in restaurants source: ctpost.com \| share:	45
		The first Tesla was almost a practical nerd cube instead of a re-jiggered Lotus Elise source: jalopnik.com \| share:	7

Tue April 06, 2021
		A river, go cry me one source: esquire.com \| share:	17
		Patton Oswalt lookalike stalker seems a bit pleased with himself source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	36

Mon April 05, 2021
		Food Network will head back to Flavortown for three more years source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	39

Sun April 04, 2021
		British Columbia's peasants are revolting source: globalnews.ca \| share:	150
		British Columbia's peasants are revolting source: globalnews.ca \| share:	150
		Shooting at employees is not going to improve the wait time at the Burger King drive-thru source: fox13memphis.com \| share:	35

Sat April 03, 2021
		Whatabonus source: fox7austin.com \| share:	22
		Whatabonus source: fox7austin.com \| share:	22
		On their way out the door team Trump mistakenly sanctioned a small restaurant in Italy instead of a Venezuelan oil exporter. Only the best source: theguardian.com \| share:	70
		FINALLY, a reasonable list of the best pizzas in every sta... oh wtf Alaska? source: insider.com \| share:	72

Wed March 31, 2021
		Those "new" restaurants you've been online ordering from last week, like "Send Noods" or "Farking Good Pizza"? The food may have come from the same place. Your dog still wants the steak source: vice.com \| share:	46
		Those "new" restaurants you've been online ordering from last week, like "Send Noods" or "Farking Good Pizza"? The food may have come from the same place. Your dog still wants the steak source: vice.com \| share:	46

Tue March 30, 2021
(Some Guy)		Free pen source: northantslive.news \| share:	19
		Yelp stock up on news more thin-skinned AWs will soon be back out harassing small businesses and restauranteurs source: marketwatch.com \| share:	3
		Just put it on their bill source: travelandleisure.com \| share:	1

Mon March 29, 2021
		"The Judge Slayer," a fake lawyer/fake Tiger Woods golf coach/fake constitutional scholar/fake Navy SEAL who represented a Michigan restaurant flouting COVID regulations turns out to be a real DUI recidivist/real con man/real taker of awful mug shots source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	37
		Oakland passed a law to cap the price of avocado toast, delivered, at $14 plus tax. So why does it cost more? source: nbcnews.com \| share:	42
		How to raise your chance of dying from any cause by 50%? Here comes the science. You might not want to read this while eating at the restaurant you always go to on your lunch break source: yahoo.com \| share:	46
		How to raise your chance of dying from any cause by 50%? Here comes the science. You might not want to read this while eating at the restaurant you always go to on your lunch break source: yahoo.com \| share:	46
		When you offer pay that is less than an unemployment check, it's hard to find employees to work for you source: wgntv.com \| share:	113
		When you offer pay that is less than an unemployment check, it's hard to find employees to work for you source: wgntv.com \| share:	113

Sat March 27, 2021
(Some Guy)		Gordon Ramsay puts out the worst farking vegan dish he's ever seen source: thebeet.com \| share:	30

Fri March 26, 2021
		I'm pretty sure that's a cinnamon cake source: kcci.com \| share:	27
		In strange twist, whoever pulled a gun at this drive-in will not be told to eat a bag of Dick's source: kiro7.com \| share:	29
		A marine has been killed outside the Babylon Cafe in Woodbridge, VA. He's the fourth person to be shot or stabbed at that location in the last couple years. Babylon 5-fecta in play source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	68

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