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| Tue July 07, 2020 |
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If Anthony Bourdain and President Barack Obama met up for a meal at your restaurant you too would turn their table into a memorial
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Story keyword checklist: Black man☑ , restaurant☑ , MAGA☑ , social distancing☑ , gun☑ , Trump 2020☑, bike lock☑
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"Arresting officers say they found a bottle of vodka and a block of Subway cheese in Peters' pockets"
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"Arizona joins Texas, California, Florida, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Illinois in tallying more than 100,000 cases of coronavirus"
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Restaurant Richard crashes a birthday party. (NSFW language)
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| Tue June 23, 2020 |
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Starbucks adds plant-based meat to US menu. No word on meat-based coffee...yet
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Wynn Las Vegas reimagines the AYCE buffet, points out all the benefits you get for your $65, including ordering at your seat, physical distancing, touchless technologies, disposable and downloadable menus, and optional $30 pour package
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When in Animal Crossing, visit KFC Island, a virtual restaurant lorded over by Virtual Colonel Sanders who surely goes Most Dangerous Game on chickens who attempt to flee his virtual kitchen
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Florida restaurant closed for 1 day for typical Florida reason and 26 other violations
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Oh no, New Yorkers aren't rushing back out to expose themselves to coronavirus for the good of the economy. Thanks Obama
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| Thu May 14, 2020 |
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Restaurant in Thailand ensures diners are social distancing by parking a black and white nearby
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Restaurant in Thailand ensures diners are social distancing by parking a black and white nearby
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Mmmm, Barber queues
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You will once again be able to start spending weekends* at the Jersey Shore. *water fountains, fireworks shows, contact sports, arcades, amusement rides, sit down restaurants, picnic areas, playgrounds not included, but at least you're not home
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White Castle is offering tens of thousands of free sliders throughout the day on Friday, May 15th. Air Fresheners are optional
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McDonald's employees will spend more time disinfecting tables when they reopen dining room. Even though an increase from 0% is still an increase, it's getting an Unlikely tag
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Let us serve cocktails to go even after pandemic ends, restaurant owners say. What could possibly go wrong?
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Queens diner starts up makeshift drive-in theater to drum up business. No word if they're showing 'Contagion', 'Outbreak', or 'The Andromeda Strain'
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With their stock up by almost 1/3, Popeyes says it's 'immune' to the virus. Their chicken's good and all, unless they started adding spinach to their breading it's not *that* good
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Taco Bell shut now for hours after employees could not tell the difference between the food and the bottle of bodily waste Georgia Woman tossed into the drive-thru window
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Would you like to split your coronavirus surcharge between yourselves or just for the guy who ordered the steak?
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Restaurant worker used contract tracing to stalk, hit on customer
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Restaurant worker used contract tracing to stalk, hit on customer
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| Wed May 13, 2020 |
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Listen, we all knew COVID19 was gonna kill off a lot of mom and pop restaurants, but it's not so ba... wait, Momofuku is closing permanently? Well then the average restaurateur making less than $50k a year has nothing to worry about, right?
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Red Lobster's microwave unable to meet demand
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An under reported side-effect of the pandemic is the number of people presenting in public places with symptoms of Extreme Karen Syndrome
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An under reported side-effect of the pandemic is the number of people presenting in public places with symptoms of Extreme Karen Syndrome
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Food delivery companies, facing heavy scrutiny for their predatory tactics to restaurants, turn to political connections for help
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Food delivery companies, facing heavy scrutiny for their predatory tactics to restaurants, turn to political connections for help
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Your passenger is dying and you don't know where to turn? I'm Thinking ARBY"S
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Uber+Grubhub gets a 👎🏼from lawmakers and city officials who don't see any benefit to consolidating delivery services. And that's before the restaurant owners put in their two cents, because that's all they'll have before this is over
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Funny thing about restaurants, they generally need a license from the state health department to operate. So, if they reopen in defiance of state orders during a public health emergency, they really shouldn't be shocked when that license is yoinked
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ESPN is "running out of things to talk about"
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| Tue May 12, 2020 |
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PROBLEM: How do you keep people from flocking to restaurants when they reopen. SOLUTION: Require patrons to give the restaurant their name, address, phone number, email, age, sex, and first born child
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PROBLEM: How do you keep people from flocking to restaurants when they reopen. SOLUTION: Require patrons to give the restaurant their name, address, phone number, email, age, sex, and first born child
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Steak N' Shake to close 57 restaurants because of pandemic impact. What's next, Waffle House?
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Queensland restaurant owner uses his heads to create the illusion of a busy establishment
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Queensland restaurant owner uses his heads to create the illusion of a busy establishment
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Is there no end to the oppression and outright business tyranny perpetrated on the restaurant going public, where are my cheddar bicuits
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Meet the best new chefs for 2020, none of which can make a grilled cheese as well as you can
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Goodbye Ruby Tuesday
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Goodbye Ruby Tuesday
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It may be last call for a NJ tavern open since 1762 because they stayed open
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It may be last call for a NJ tavern open since 1762 because they stayed open
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| Mon May 11, 2020 |
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Angry Singaporeans gripe that for this year's preordered Mother's Day meals, the local restaurants had terrible delivery experiences, namely, the food was hours late, never arrived, or was missing the duck
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Angry Singaporeans gripe that for this year's preordered Mother's Day meals, the local restaurants had terrible delivery experiences, namely, the food was hours late, never arrived, or was missing the duck
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The Colorado diner that defied the state's public health order on Mother's Day has been ordered to close until further notice
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Your Shirley Temples, Tequila Sunrises, and Singapore Slings are built on a house of lies. Sweet, sweet lies
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Last call for alcohol? That's a table flippin' and arrestin' (with "eeyup" mugshot goodness)
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"I am a healthy, vital and happy man who made the conscious decision to eat a stack of flapjacks at o'dark thirty every morning as part of a healthy, vital and happy routine. Pancakes complete me"
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How will restaurants survive the pandemic? Takeout booze
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| Thu April 30, 2020 |
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Now THIS is a restaurant that practices social distancing
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Sen Thom Tillis, who once proposed restaurants eliminate mandatory hand washing for employees, is suddenly forced to align himself with Democratic governor
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"Let's see, we had Jim Nasium, Bill Fold, Amanda Lynn, and Dixie Normus at table six...hey, wait a sec"
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How 'the lasagna guys' collected $1.26 million in donations to feed NYC's hospital workers. It's a layered, but quite satisfying tale
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How 'the lasagna guys' collected $1.26 million in donations to feed NYC's hospital workers. It's a layered, but quite satisfying tale
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You should really know that some restaurants have no choice but to open during this coronavirus pandemic because of debt, mortgages, and payroll. Enjoy your side order of death
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