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Fri August 07, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Surprise Trump presser from his golf course in Bedminister set for 7pm ET - I expect some Presidential turn and levels of empathy for everyone screwed over by the lack of a relief deal
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So, what IS Trump's biggest financial mystery? Apparently it's where he got the money to buy his Scottish resorts
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Sun August 02, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR is just happy that Daytona is *next* week, as they head way up north to New Hampshire for the Foxwoods Resort Casino 301, on NBCSN at 3 PM ET
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Plans for "UK's answer to Disneyland" theme park outside London finally unveiled, the £3.5billion project is set to open in 2024 and will give Disney Paris a run for its money (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
MGM Resorts lets employees know they gambled on the wrong employer
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
DisneyWorld is closing their worst ride ever. No it's not "It's a Small World"
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Glum Guy)
 
 
 
Morphing before-after photos of a Poconos resort. Warning - the before ones are from the hopeful 60's, the after ones are stereotypical of 2020
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
The British invade a small Spanish resort town after being unleashed from lockdown, wreak havoc in the streets because... *checks notes*... the bars closed at 2 AM
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Not that you're going anywhere, and not that you could afford to even if you could, but here's the world's 100 best hotels
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Thu July 02, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Never going to find their pants now
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
People desperate for a vacation despite the pandemic learning that the easiest way for resorts to make up for lost cash is charge ridiculous fees, like $14 for coffee and a minimum purchase of $90 before you can swim in the sea
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So for July 4th, you give us the rights to America and we'll build three Trump Tower resorts in Wales
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
🎵Old black water, stop erupting/Acapulco sewage don't get your stank on me🎵
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Thu June 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Federal government sent $1.4 Billion in stimulus checks to dead people. Most seemed to have an address at some resort in Palm Beach, Florida. You can't explain that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, are we trying to cancel 66-year-olds for being married to smokin' hot 27-year-olds now? Because if so, what's the point of becoming rich and famous?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Disneyland decides that reopening too soon would be kind of goofy
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney files dozens of lawsuits, contesting its 2019 property taxes are too high - again. "Walt Disney World Resort 'had been undervalued for decades by previous property appraisers'"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News has resorted to using secret Best Korea technology in some of their reporting on the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, i hope you're proud of yourselves, protesters. You've RUINED the President's weekend and caused him to have to cancel his golf trip. But don't worry, he's still planning to go to Maine Monday to do a vital inspection of a cotton swab factory
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(CREW)
 
 
 
"B-b-but he donates his salary"
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Universal Studios opening up with a statement that while they want your money, it is your fault if you die from your visit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada rocked by violence as rival gangs resort to murder, arson, and fraud to control valuable... tow truck territory?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Badge of Honor 2: Badging Harder
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Fri May 15, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Mississippi casinos to reopen before Memorial Day weekend for people who like to gamble with their lives
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(Calvin Ayre)
 
 
 
Casino sees a mass firing by Zoom meeting and raises by firing via voicemail
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Having run out of films to do a retrospective on, author has to resort to reviewing Brad Pitt's wardrobe on Ocean's Twelve, which, to be fair, was pretty stylish
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Tue May 12, 2020
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
500 young Navy recruits have been holed up in a closed indoor waterpark resort. This is not the plot of a wacky comedy that was in heavy rotation on HBO in the 80s
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have spent the lockdown discussing our desire to have sex with other people. We met another couple online who suggested we take a trip to a swingers resort in Jamaica. The resort has a racist theme night. Can we overlook this?"
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump, who typically begins his day in the Oval Office around 11:30 and knocks off by 4:30 and has spent over 1/4 of his presidency at his golf resorts or his private clubs, says he is "the "hardest working president in history"
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Report shows impact of Coronavirus on hotel industry, as eight of ten hotel rooms are empty nationwide. Please, take a moment to think of all the empty rooms in which no weird sex with cheap hookers will take place
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Billionaire" Donnie wants a bailout for his golf resorts in the UK and Ireland. Leadership
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Trump adds 560 more people to his unemployment numbers
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Trapped without booze, desperate Pennsylvania residents have been resorting to extreme measures - like entering Ohio
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