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Tue August 11, 2020
(YouTube)
 
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Times suck, so here is a link to a live cam of a rescued baby sea otter in its crib
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Mon August 10, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
CHP performs dramatic helicopter rescue of two hikers who tripped and hurt themselves after being frightened by cow
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(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Baltimore beginning to resemble Beirut
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Police and public works employees rescue today's metaphor for 2020
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Fri August 07, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Washington State Troopers rescue unicorn abandoned on the side of the road and find it a forever home
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Wed August 05, 2020
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Watch out a hole
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Mon August 03, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish teenagers on an inflatable doughnut rescued from the sea. Not to worry - they're safe and whole, but a bit salty from the experience
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Cat fishing
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Sat August 01, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Shelter workers take in an orphaned new-born rescue kitten unable to walk. They made him tiny homemade splints out of tongue depressors, gauze, medical wrap bandages, and tape to keep his legs steady. The result is anything but depressing on Caturday
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Fri July 31, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Baby sharks sighted patrolling Welsh airspace. You r'ead that ryght
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Baby sharks sighted patrolling Welsh airspace. You r'ead that ryght
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two dogs are rescued after spending eight days in a UK hole. They're delighted to be home with a slice of Mom's humble pie
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Wed July 29, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The nation's largest bear ranch is in northern Michigan, caring for dozens of rescued bears in large outdoor habitats. Bonus: you can feed the cubs. Extra bonus: lot of heckin chonker pics in TFA
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Tue July 28, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Oh sure, when the fire department uses an excavator to rescue people, they're heroes, but when I use an excavator to trim trees OSHA throws a fit
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Volunteers came to the rescue as virus raged in Kyrgyzstan, converting hotels and restaurants into facilities for patients. They found PPE, drugs, medical supplies, and food and water for medical workers and also brought much-needed vowels
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Don't tie yourself to your spouse, especially while mountain climbing
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Mon July 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
St Bernard dog rescued from England's highest mountain. In related news, England has a high mountain
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Today's Fark Mad Libs headline: "Aaron Carter threatens to sue pug rescue organization for defamation"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Joshua Tree hiker is stranded in God's country for 40 hours, climbs one-tree hill in search of food. He eventually manages to exit, but bad situation could have been a Sunday bloody Sunday if rescuers still hadn't found what they're looking for
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
If you've got a classic menswear store in your town, you should patronize it. LGT the place where subby has gotten most of his suits. Fun fact: they tailored a tux for Kennedy on a few hours notice while he was campaigning in 1959
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Mon July 20, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Just why the woman decided to bring her young son into the gator pit to retrieve her wallet was not reported. Difficulty: Not Florida (With Video)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Dog rescued after spending three days stuck in an 18-inch drain pipe looks like you'd expect
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Federal Aviation Administration)
 
 
 
DHS closes the airspace over Portland. The drone footage must be off the hook
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
New Orleans occupational therapist builds a 'Doggie-vator' stair lift for her three elderly rescued pug dogs, fills the room with sawdust
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Aussie couple run a rescue for ugly-ass baby kangaroos. Say that they act like two-year-old humans
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Firefighters pull out all the stops to rescue Smokey the kitten from storm drain
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Mon July 13, 2020
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Woman spots 2-year-old running across 4-lane highway, falling to irrigation canal. She follows, dives in to rescue drowning child. Of course she thanks God for save, but it was Mom Mode all the way
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
"Honestly, at first I thought it'd be easy, I figured I would reach a hand down and grab it back out. It was hot, and I knew I had to figure something out. There was no giving up until I got the kitten out." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Little man in a boat is out on a muddy pond and I think I've seen this video before
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Little man in a boat is out on a muddy pond and I think I've seen this video before
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Londoners trapped by crane, even scarier than that farking goose that stole subby's gardening hat *honk*
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Mon July 06, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Bald eagle trapped in a tree in Alaska rescued on July 4th. NOT a metaphor
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
If you need a dose of rich, white entitlement, Bryson DeChambeau to the rescue
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
I lost my ailing father's ring in a lake. Then two good Samaritans came to the rescue
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Sat July 04, 2020
(NewsCenter Maine)
 
 
 
Amateurs and dipshiats are out in force in the wilderness of Maine, with three rescues in the three days since Mt. Katahdin's been open to hiking
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Oliver Queen rescues three people clinging to a downed tree in a river
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Instagram)
 
 
 
With quarantine crapping on our July 4th plans, here's Paula Deen to the rescue with a Lemon Berry Trifle recipe. Keep searching for Fried Butter Balls with Butter Sauce recipe...because butter
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Thu July 02, 2020
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two found dead after swimming in Murderkill River. Maybe they should have gone swimming in the lesser known Lifesaver River
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Tue June 30, 2020
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
You'll fawn over these first responders doing an animal rescue from a drain
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Mon June 29, 2020
(TMZ)
 
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Winnie the Pooh rescued after going for a swim with his head stuck in a jar of honey. Oh bother
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Rescue dog hugs reporter into submission, adoption. Little whirling dust devils seen dancing with squee, er, glee
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC subway riders are returning to work in state of the art subway cars. State of the art from 1964 that is
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bain Capital to pillage another virgin
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Thu June 25, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Not all heroes wear capes, some of them don't even wear bikini tops"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man critical after water rescue from lake. Well, it's not much of a rescue if that's water's natural habitat, now is it?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Bus from the film Into The Wild no longer into the wild. Pearl Jam most likely working on a song
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Mon June 15, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I guess you could say that engine was really ... purring
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby hawks rescued after the tree their nest was in fell
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
With Boris Johnson floundering badly, a knight in shining armor is riding to Britain's rescue. Difficulty: Not Lord Buckethead (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girl tries to rescue squirrel from pool, pays the fark price
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Mon June 08, 2020
(ITV)
 
 
 
Man who jumped into abandoned well to escape dog rescued after 6 days. Unfortunately, Sting didn't get chance to write song about it
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No wonder the Royal Navy is just a shell of its former greatness, 'smashed' sailors need to be airlifted to safety after tide ruins their beach BBQ plans (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A very good boy is rescued by Talos after the Aldmeri Dominion unleashed a landslide upon his home
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Tue June 02, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Very good Doggies will always have your back , well most of the time
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Very good Doggies will always have your back , well most of the time
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Awesome dude builds his girlfriend's rescue dog his first ever yard. A shame he left the place all dusty
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Mon June 01, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bureau of Prisons, FBI Hostage Rescue Unit riots teams being deployed in Washington and Miami by AG Barr. Decency arrested for "unlawful assembly"
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
In these covid times robo-waiters are coming to the rescue, giving farkers everywhere that food/geek tab mash-up they long for
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Wed May 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Walkers found after 19 days in NZ wilderness. Michonne Hawthorne seen putting an edge on her katana
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Walkers found after 19 days in NZ wilderness. Michonne Hawthorne seen putting an edge on her katana
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Tue May 26, 2020
(IMDB)
 
 
 
It's S.T.R.I.P.E. to the rescue on "DC's Stargirl" on The CW at 8PM EDT; then "DC's Legends of Tomorrow" are on TV at 9 (sorry, Subby didn't have time to come up with anything more imaginative than that for the Legends)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Passed out drunk is no way to float down a river, son
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Central Park Karen has been fired
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Mon May 25, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Injured turkey gets wheelchair. No word on status of gravy, dressing
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Sun May 24, 2020
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
ATVs are great fun on dirt roads, open spaces, not so much in mine shafts
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Tue May 19, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rescue a whale stuck in shark nets? That's a fine for net tampering and whale-touching
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
'Hamden farm known for goat yoga transitioning to egg delivery amid pandemic shutdowns'
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Future newspaper said The Flash goes missing DURING the Crisis, but he's gone missing well AFTER it (because season is over for now). Stargirl to the rescue in her debut on The CW at 8PM EDT, then the Legends get a literal taste of immortality at 9PM
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Tittabawassee River is flooding or, as the locals say, it's all gone titts-up
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Unsure of how to practice social distancing? Here's the Social Distancing Skunk Ape to the rescue
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Postimees)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Estonia...
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Fri May 15, 2020
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Tiffany Trump might be the only Trump with empathy as she has two rescue cats, oh and she posed nude
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Thu May 14, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Somebody finally saves Artax
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Well, it looks like "Snowball" is going to need a bath after being rescued from the sewer system
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Tue May 12, 2020
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Police in Connecticut put the smack down on a five-year-old who won't do his homework. JK, they were firm but sweet
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Not news: Police initiate traffic stop knowing driver doesn't have license, pursuit ensues. News: Car wrecks, police pull driver from car, it's the wrong driver. Fark: Police cruiser and pulled over vehicle both catch fire
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Kayaker attempting to paddle entire length of Mississippi River doesn't quite reach Gulf of Mexico; didn't bring life jacket and gets as far as "still in northern Minnesota" before needing rescue
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In 1987, the world watched as "Baby Jessica" was rescued from a well. Where is she now? Sting wants to know
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
SpaceX boat rescues man at sea, expected to add a second stage to him and send him to Pad 39A
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
In these dark times, we all need a good police / duckling intervention
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Thu May 07, 2020
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Police rescue ducklings caught in busy intersection. When asked for a statement, the ducks asked, "Hey...got any grapes?"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Volusia County FL beaches opened last weekend. 100 water rescues by lifeguards ensue. So much for social distancing
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother to the rescue
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
One of the lesser known Ni saying Knights rescues dog from cliff ledge
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Larry "Off the Rails" Kudlow says the cash phase of the economic rescue winding down, but the unemployment and homeless stages are ramping up nicely
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Burro of Silly Walks)
 
 
 
Tea'd off donkey steps on kettle, pays steep price
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nathan's Famous will return the $1.2 million it received as a federal small business rescue loan. Did any of these go to small businesses?
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Thu April 23, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
In her continuing search for those Dalmatian puppies, DeVos excludes DACA recipients from Coronavirus rescue package
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
With the federal small business rescue fund depleted and no word on whether more funding will be made available, scores of restaurants turning to muggings, petty theft, and street crime to make ends meet
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Connecticut firefighter wistfully recalls joke about rescuing cats from trees as he changes his pants
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Connecticut firefighter wistfully recalls joke about rescuing cats from trees as he changes his pants
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"What we do is inspire people to realize that they can be the person that rescues that cat. We're going to have to stop doing anything else and just care for hundreds and hundreds of kittens". Welcome to Caturday
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Here are some absolutely squee-worthy photos of rescue pets adopted in March. Post pics of your babies, adopted or not
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