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Tue January 17, 2023 |
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Dolan announces run for Senate in 2024. Gooby, Bogs Binny, Spoderman unavailable for comment
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Republican voters who sought a Republican representative are entitled to get one, even if he's flawed, and may have stolen money, and definitely hired someone to impersonate a McCarthy aide, and possibly injured some bathers. Amity means friendship
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NPR to the New York Times Pitchbot: Hold our artisanal tote bag
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RNC sues, claiming Google is biased against them for filtering their spam email. Court: GTFO here with that ignorance
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So I found all these classified documents mixed in with my other stuff but the government says to knock off the jokes already when I told them about it. So I'm going to post them in theTuesday MSNBC thread @ 7PM ET and then we'll see who's laughing
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Reasons why Ron DeSantis won't run for president, also reasons why he shouldn't
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US DOJ: we may investigate the Michigan fake electors. Michigan AG: We are investigating the Michigan fake electors. Michigan real electors: Screw that, it's FAFO time, biatches
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Lauren Boebert says 'conspiracy theorists' shouldn't be on committees. THAT'S THE JOKE
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God Emperor Donnieboy goes off on evangelical leaders for forgetting that he is the Second Coming of Christ
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TFG goes godfather on DeSantis
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TFG goes godfather on DeSantis
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The GOP has abandoned Yertle
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Fri January 06, 2023 |
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Hey, looky what lil' Georgie "white power hand signs" Santos gets up to when he's not busy being the first man to walk on the moon or performing open-heart surgery on himself
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Hey, looky what lil' Georgie "white power hand signs" Santos gets up to when he's not busy being the first man to walk on the moon or performing open-heart surgery on himself
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Clown's clout craters
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Republicans refused to appear on CNN for several years so they wouldn't anger Trump. And somehow this was CNN's fault and the new CEO is a goddamn hero for moving the network back to the Center
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Republicans Pence and Pompeo should pack up 2024 bids before the 2024 race starts, maybe let former President George Santos have another crack at it
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The Klown Kar Kaucus that's currently holding the House hostage is actually right about just one thing, which technically makes them even less useful than a broken clock
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Oklahoma, where the republican party wants no one under age 26 to get gender affirming care
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All that Boebert and her allies were proving, Hannity said, was that "20 people don't want Kevin McCarthy at this time." Actually, Sean, that's 232 people. Remember the Dems?
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"The most obvious speaker solution is also the most radical. Just find a few Democrats already. Form a freaking coalition. Edge out these hardline Republicans and get the House to work"
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A reasonable question from Laura Ingraham: "You can't say, 'I'm a man of principle and I believe in X, Y, and Z, but if he gives me X, Y, and Z, I'm not gonna vote for him.' How does that make sense?" She's right, you know
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Reasons why Democrats should be cheering Kevin McCarthy on for speaker: his concessions to right-wingers would mean it would be harder for him to run the chamber - and harder for Republicans to hold on to it
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JFC he's still at it
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The 2023 Blue Collar Comedy Tour set to do twelfth set in just three days
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Thu January 05, 2023 |
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Remember when the House governed with unprecedented unity? Betteridge Farm remembers
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Article neglects to mention the reason why C-SPAN's cameras are giving us intimate dream interpretation chats between AOC and various seditionists is that there is no Speaker in charge to stop it
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Adam Kinzinger (R-etired?) doesn't stay unemployed for long, joins CNN as paid contributor
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Pour one out and tip your stovepipe hat to America's forgotten debate club champion, millionaire, abolitionist, pro-women's vote, Nathaniel Banks. Cuz they guy lost 132 Speaker votes before he won ain't gonna have another chance to be remembered
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Nine times? NINE TIMES
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McCarthy's failure is "peak TFG" as "congressional Kardashians" are governing like they're aattention-starved Real Housewives of the Face Eating Leopard Party
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And eight, eight, I forget was eight was for
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Over 20 Republicans join with Democrats to elect moderate House Speaker
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The Democrats have never been in disarray
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McCarthy has utterly caved to all of the GQP extremists' demands. They're still not gonna vote for you, Qevin
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The year is 3000. The house has just completed its 10,000th vote to reject McCarthy as speaker. The purpose of this tradition has long since been forgotten
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When representative Lauren Boebert ((R)eally dumb) was asked if she thought the house speaker election was a game show, she suggested she might nominate former President Trump, who has urged all Republicans to support McCarthy. Dumbass tag is for both
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The GQP doesn't like it when you refer to its never-Kevin clown car as the "Taliban 19." So, you know, stop doing that
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Article on how the Kevin McCarthy speaker debacle could actually end. In the meantime there will be tears: Tears of laughter from Democrats, tears of rage from Republicans, and a single, sad tear rolling down the beak of a bald eagle
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Finally, "GOP in disarray"
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Wed January 04, 2023 |
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"Not my circus, not my monkeys"
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Donalds nominated for House Speaker. And don't panic, but there are eddies in the space-time continuum
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After his sixth failed vote Kevin McCarthy calls for a break as something is slowly dawning on him that we've all known for YEARS: you can neither reason or bargain with MAGA-publicans, whatever you offer it's never enough
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Christine O'Donnell 2: Luna Boogaloo
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Nate Silver's coven consults proctologist to find what the House GOP's rebel fringe have in common
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John Fetterman sworn in as Pennsylvania's 54th senator, which seems a little unfair when subby's state only gets two senators
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It's Groundhog's Day in the House of Representatives, as Failure Kevin McCarthy loses yet another vote for Speaker and no one knows how to stop this endless doom-loop
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It's Groundhog's Day in the House of Representatives, as Failure Kevin McCarthy loses yet another vote for Speaker and no one knows how to stop this endless doom-loop
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Being supported by your peers is not always a good thing
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Or, as Santos himself will tell it later, "one of the few moments during my first day in Congress where I was able to catch my breath from all the people who wanted to sit by me, congratulate me, and get an autograph"
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On the verge, Sean?
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Why are Republicans having trouble choosing a Speaker of the House when the perfect candidate was just sworn in this week?
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House GOP lives dangerously and with first move of power, removes gun detectors from Capitol, unconcerned about the possibility that in these heated times, during a contentious vote, they just may shoot an aye out
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The Squad is growing. You will be assimilated
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Wed December 14, 2022 |
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Hey, look, the party of family values is family-valuing super hard again
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Oooh goody, it's the return of the silent majority nonsense again. Well, I guess when you've run out of fuel, relying on your greatest hits is all ya got
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Manchin says 'there's no certainty' he will become a Democrat
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Today in "Things Tennesseans don't understand": Abortion law
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Former President Donald Trump is calling GOP House members to help Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) become Speaker. GOP House members are responding by saying, "I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up the phone. Prank caller, prank caller"
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Republicans now just openly discussing how they function like a criminal organization
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AT&T, Amazon, Comcast, Intel among those companies back to funding election deniers
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Mitch McConnell goes Kentucky Rambo on Trump
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Mon December 12, 2022 |
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Arizona Democrats failed to clap hard enough
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Please excuse Hunter Biden for talking to me at the State Dinner, signed Kevin McCarthy's mother
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If you voted Republican because you hoped a GOP House majority would help you with your food and heating bill, the opioid crisis in your hometown, or the status of your kids in school, I have bad news for you... predictable, but bad
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Trey Gowdy, former South Carolina Republican representative, as the responsible voice of reason
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Stuart Varney tried to get Ronna Romney-McDaniel to admit that Trump has destroyed the Republican Party: "I don't like playing partisan games"
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When the GOP nominates candidates, they're not nominating their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are Tim Scott
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"And our candidate to oppose Kevin McCarthy for Speaker is, um, uhhhhh, gimme a minute"
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Rick Scott says Herschel Walker will be a leader in the GOP "for years to come." Democrats thrilled
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Sat December 03, 2022 |
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