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Sun June 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reporting 22 people dead at a South African tavern, some as young as 13. Fark: nobody knows how they died
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Another pilot reports LAX Phantom Jetpack Guy. They should send the airlines their resume so they're getting paid for all that time in the air
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covid relief loan diverted for a noble purpose
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas wants you to know that he's in the Supreme Court to make your life 'miserable'
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for leaving his Florida in Walmart
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Inflation is raising the cost of July 4th BBQs by almost 21%. What are you seeing in your neck of the woods?
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Fri June 24, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
BP paid taxes on its North Sea business to the UK for the first time in years. In an unrelated story, it's begun "re-imagining" its accountancy staff
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Llama drama
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finally, something from Australia that won't kill you. Unless you're a Farker
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently Russia is now getting its rockets from North Korea. Up next: Iran's tactical photoshop unit
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(North Penn Now)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you end up half naked outside of a town hall because snakes ate your pants?
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(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
A new report says a $181K salary is needed to buy a typical Boston-area home. I live in a van down by The Charles River
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Gen Z is "in the midst of a mental health crisis." Welcome to the party the Boomers are throwing, pals
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
FDA to order Juul to take e-cigarettes off the market in the US, but their rival Vuse Solo e-cigarettes was given permission to keep operating because their name is spelled differently
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Trevor Lawrence's crypto losses might actually be slightly less stupid than previously reported
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Like cops who are mad about losing their beat-on-minorities benefits, your boss is getting sick of having to almost pay you fairly and occasionally treat you humanely
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So did you ever wonder why Dan Snyder turned down such a gracious invitation to testify before Congress? Wonder no more
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Tue June 21, 2022
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Blue states are more patriotic
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(SEScoops)
 
 
 
Bruce Pritchard has been named the interim WWE Head of Talent Relations. Apparently, WWE talent doesn't loooooooooooove this at all
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon lays off 3.5% of Tesla after ex-employees sue company. Let that be a lesson
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
People behind Terra stuck on the ground
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gronk reportedly to retire. No idea if this is a real retirement or a "Tom Brady Special"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A British comedian was reported to police over one of his jokes. He later stated that he particularly enjoyed writing 'giant donkey d***' into his report to the police
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
DocuReSign
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out that the tech underpinning crypto may actually be quite vulnerable to tampering. It's almost like every single aspect of crypto is designed to be a scam
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Pope Francis' knee is so painful he's probably going to resign. Lighten up, Francis
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The grift continues. Take a flying guess where TFG plans to rent out campaign space should he run again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *{#'%$'+'${'%..NO CARRiER*
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(CTV News)
 
Boobies
 
Topless sunbather goes tête-à-tit with police in Quebec
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
After being cut off at a Disney World bar, the 25-year-old man announced "You aren't my mom" and vowed to return the next night with a video of all the expensive cars he owned
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Given that they just pulled off one of the worst trades in sports history, and they alienated a huge portion of their fan base as well, the Cleveland Browns have decided that they need a new stadium now
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not news: Teen picks up AirPods thinking they are hers. News: Police respond to mix-up by ticketing teen for theft. Fark: Teen refuses to plead guilty to something she didn't do. Double Fark: 2.5 years later and she's finally going to trial
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's pronounced "Ahs-wee-pay"
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Parents: Our daughter is missing. Stadium security: talk to your local police. Local police: talk to Dallas police, that's where it happened. Dallas police: crickets [warning: disturbing content]
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Tutankhamun curse was created by Daily Mail journalist to bury rival reports. Montezuma unavailable for comment
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The only state that refused to proactively order COVID-19 vaccines for small children is now high risk for infection
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The fugitive is reportedly a one armed man
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Fire reached the Kitt Peak observatory complex yesterday. Damage report, webcams unavailable
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
First...there was the Corona Virus. Then, came Monkeypox. Hold on to your hats people, we've got a new strain of drug resistant gonorrhea warming up in Austria for this summer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed, there's a war going on
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Maybe try having a workplace people don't want to quit?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve declares "Unconditional" war on inflation. Which will most likely go about as well as our war against Afghanistan
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Breathing is worse than cigarettes or alcohol for our health. That's going to be a problem
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Average Monthly Car Payment Hits Record High of $712. Pretty soon, you won't be able to afford to live in your car much less a house
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vince out temporarily as CEO of WWE. When asked about a potential return, the board felt he's got no chance in hell
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
MicroStrategy denies they've been margin called in their super safe Bitcoin loans. Why would they lie about that?
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
We have investigated ourselves and have found no systemic issue with harassment. ~ Activision
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
We have investigated ourselves and have found no systemic issue with harassment. ~ Activision
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Jets OT Mekhi Becton wore a t-shirt to a press conference that read "Big Bust." Well, it's very impressive, but the reporters were just there to ask some questions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well lookie here, another abandoned child of Herschel Walker. Check your couch cushions, closets, and sheds
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Jan. 6 committee has the John Eastman-Ginni Thomas coordination emails. The hearings might get a whooole lot more interesting now
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Wed June 15, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Heineken says Father's Day beer contest is a scam. Guinness mum on bar towel giveaways
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
I'm Bam Margera, and this is fleeing rehab
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As Bitcoin drops below $21,000, MicroStrategy hears the phrase every hedge fund dreads: "Margin call, gentlemen"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Monkeypox virus transmitted via close interpersonal contacts and isn't a sexually transmitted disease, says WHO after reports that the virus was found in the semen of patients. In case exchanging semen didn't qualify as close interpersonal contact
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(Live Science)
 
Weeners
 
There was a detectorist in Kent / Whose days were detectoring spent / His wand found a peen / With a silvery sheen / But the treasure's the Crown's not that gent's (NSFW)
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Tue June 14, 2022
(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Louisiana judge sends message to all women in the state: If you get raped and get pregnant, you may end up paying child support to your rapist
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(Some Fark Guy)
 
 
 
Every accusation is a confession
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The most Massachusetts news report of all time"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Boebbo the Clown wants to declare Fentanyl a WMD. Good, we can send her to wander in the desert for 8 years looking for some
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
One obstacle remains for a potential Baker Mayfield trade. No it's not the Browns' overall incompetence
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN unleashes its elite, crack team of reporters to uncover the truth behind one of life's great questions: What happens if you wake up before your alarm?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This should go smoothly
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
You're 28 years old. You made $9.2M last year playing a game for a living, but you need a new gig. How do you spend your summer?
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Vladimir poopin'
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Mon June 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The January 6th Committee will not be making any kind of criminal referral to DOJ on Trump or anybody else
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Toaster Strudel Stabbing is the name of my alt-Polka band
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since 2019 Tim Horton's has tracked and recorded the precise location of all the users of its app 24/7, which is a massive violation of Canada's privacy laws. But Timbits hasn't been punished for breaking the law, because that just wouldn't be polite
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Sun June 12, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Look, we can't just keep ignoring the elephant in the room here
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Look, we can't just keep ignoring the elephant in the room here
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sheryl Sandberg may have leaned in a bit too greedily and too deep
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sheryl Sandberg may have leaned in a bit too greedily and too deep
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(Patch)
 
 
 
The Hamptons are simply on fire this season darling
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Sat June 11, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Before you fly to China to find your missing lover, make sure he's not home with his wife and kids
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Leah Remini is watching you dance
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Fri June 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Them boys on Wall Street are kind of freaking right about now. Their lazy summers in the Hamptons with models and cocaine might have slightly older models and less cocaine
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ginni Thomas really, REALLY tried to fraudulently flip Arizona for TFG. So much so that she asked 29 people for help
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Justice Department says Navarro lied about being denied a lawyer and food after his arrest because apparently the FBI usually takes you out to dinner after they arrest you
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
♪ Wheat kings and pretty things / Wait and see what tomorrow brings... ♪
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Years behind schedule, too heavy, and the price started at $383 million and ballooned to $960 million. What the fark was NASA thinking when they signed a cost-plus contract with Bechtel for the second Artemis mobile launch tower?
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Although the official announcement will be done tomorrow, a new report from Mundo Deportivo claims FIFA has already made its decision to kick Ecuador out of the World Cup due to defender Byron Castillo's false birth documents
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sometimes the floor IS lava
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada's biggest chain of dollar stores is about to become Canada's biggest chain of $5 stores
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Report: Sex helps men live longer. Granted, only about 2 minutes longer, but longer nonetheless (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soccer teams banned from league for match fixing. Officials started getting slightly suspicious after the 41st own goal
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
45% of ecstasy pills sold in the UK contain no MDMA but do contain lots of brexit
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"It is not the league's responsibility to return the Browns quarterback to the field in his athletic prime, or make the Browns a Super Bowl contender"
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Wed June 08, 2022
(SEScoops)
 
 
 
More cuts expected for WWE. Pretty soon, Roman Reigns is going to defend his title against himself
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(Axios)
 
 
 
They're going to start naming heatwaves
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Without admitting they fumbled, NBC Sports cuts Drew Brees after two seasons
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adult son of General Hospital stars found dead with no cause as of yet. This is going to turn into a soap opera for sure
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Man tries to appeal directly to Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh under the Second Amendment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School District reassures parents that two teens who made kill list do not have access to any firearms, for like two years
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Elections Canada calls for making it illegal to spread disinformation, barring hate groups from forming political parties, and other things opposite of everything that's happening in America, because being opposite America is the Canadian identity
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(Some Bear)
 
 
 
Headline: "Bear climbs tree, grills dog inside Putnam County home." The dog was reportedly delicious
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
BSAB in my Chicken Noodle? It's more likely than you think
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Is Dan Savage right about being GGG? Here comes the science
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Soon the Commerce City Broncos will play the Kansas City, KS Chiefs and the Santa Clara 49ers
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
The process of the audit of the numbers was flawed, say the people that the auditors say gave flawed numbers due to poor processes
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
The process of the audit of the numbers was flawed, say the people that the auditors say gave flawed numbers due to poor processes
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're a wanted suspect in a murder investigation you can travel the country freely if you're attractive with red hair
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Mon June 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
WaPo reporter David Weigel tries his hand at conservative humor, gets suspended without pay for a month
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, we kind of knew France wasn't going to win
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(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
So what do you want to do with him, pawn or sell? I could pay maybe a quarter of his salary, but you gotta' pick up the rest
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans are lying in their TV ads so brazenly that stations are refusing to air them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair requires South African passengers en route to the UK to take a language test in Afrikaans, a language spoken by a massive, mostly White, 13% of the country which has 11 official languages
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new report says transgender and sexual minority teens are at high risk of suicidal thoughts and attempts - IN CANADA. No telling how bad it really is in the rest of the "civilized" world
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Uvalde police weren't the first to respond late to a school shooting. They were just the worst liars about it
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Sun June 05, 2022
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Family reports woman missing in 2020, says bank accounts have been untouched for months. Did anyone bother looking in her house?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Only one part of crypto is making a profit
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Sat June 04, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Florida principal brings big ol' cardboard box of guns to school, leaves it unattended. Guess what happens next
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
It's the first Saturday of June, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you songs that peaked on the Billboard Hot 100 in June, this week's Birthday Corner, & Supes is looking for a missing Planet reporter w/ info damaging to a corrupt mayoral hopeful
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Nothing new here. Just another shooting in America today
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Mariupol has locked the doors to City Hall and won't provide any public records to reporters. .. correction: Uvalde, Texas has locked the doors to City Hall and won't provide any public records to reporters
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Fri June 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
They're going to Jared
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Owwwwwwwwwww
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That 911 dispatcher who chastised a woman trapped inside with the gunman during the Buffalo mass shooting because the woman was whispering and then hung up on her? Yeah, she's been fired. So, small blessings
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
When Caddy shack meets Grumpy old man
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Instead of sending a nice message like most other countries, Russia just mocks the Queen's 'opulent' jubilee and says the celebration masks a 'country in decline'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fund the IRS. "Audit rates for taxpayers with incomes of more than $200,000 decreased the most, largely because higher-income audits tend to be more complicated and require auditors to manually review multiple issues"
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Outkick)
 
 
 
Report: Petty Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to veto money for new stadium due to Rays' view of shootings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A nasty fight is brewing in Utah county, Utah between the local county attorney who is running for re-election and the local sheriff who is accusing the attorney of leading a "ritualistic sex ring known for cannibalizing young children"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good News Everyone, Monarch butterflies have soared to a 35% population increase. Must be "The Butterjunk Effect"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
GME reports $2/share loss and delays moon mission. Must be those dastardly hedge funds conspiring to destroy their amazing business model of used games
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shanghai locks down 'lockdown' as lockdown unlocks. Lockdown
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Tucker Carlson openly calling for armed insurrection... again
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Private payrolls increased by just 128,000 in May, falling well short of the 299,000 Dow Jones estimate, but exceeding CEOs' desires by 128,000
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
US covid cases may be 30 times higher than reported, which is three 10s, innumerable Rhode Islands, and inconceivable in the States because the educational system is so dreadful
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Wed June 01, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fatalities reported, multiple people injured in shooting at Tulsa, Oklahoma, medical office
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(BBJ)
 
 
 
Huh, I thought Budapest had built a Mandela memorial park years ago
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Always quick to respond, the Uvalde Police Department kicks CNN off school property
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
TFG finally has proof the '22 GA primary was stolen --- an article by a reporter so crazy she was kicked off NewsMax
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Highway M-28 in Michigan's upper peninsula is known for it's scenic views, lakeshore rest stops, A-10's coming in to land, charming small towns, and wait... back up
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
CBS reporter asks WH Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to explain President Biden's latest fib. She can't
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Are you ready for the new iPhone and iPad software updates? They're going to change everything. EVERYTHING
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good thing Trump ended the nuclear deal, otherwise Iran might be a problem
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like some asshole has been signing ex-45's name to stupid letters and sending them to the Pulitzer committee
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"White liberal guilt has killed more people than the bombs at Hiroshima and Nagasaki" according to noted historian Tucker Carlson
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Another big MAGA lie got Bashed tonight
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Congressman fined $600 for failing to report millions in stock trades, which is sure to deter him from doing it again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
🎵 And those roadways built on sand / fall to the sea / eventually 🎵
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Tue May 31, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Margaret Qualley, Jack Antonoff are engaged, reports say. Looks like poor Anton is on his own now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No word on how long the burglary victims waited around for someone to file a report
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
China's getting tired of Russia's plane-stealing antics
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
On this day in history, a man was unjustly arrested in the Jamaica neighborhood of the Queens borough of New York City. There was a KKK rally nearby, but that was unrelated. As reported by the failing New York Times. Believe me
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After police blamed a Uvalde teacher for leaving a door open, it turns out that the door was closed. By that teacher, in direct response to seeing an armed man outside
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's crack reporters take a stab at uncovering why there are so many plane crashes in a country that is built out of mountains, bad weather, and fog
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Mon May 30, 2022
(SEScoops)
 
 
 
An internal report has revealed that Vince McMahon had doubts that his idiotic daughter could be a corporate executive let alone his doofus son-in-law
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Sun May 29, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Chinese student's job offer withdrawn by telecom firm China Unicom for being "too old" at 24
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Sat May 28, 2022
(JD Supra)
 
 
 
Can Biden unilaterally legalize cannabis at the Federal level? tl;dr - Kinda
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That's sub more poenas
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Armed man politely points gun at TV reporter
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(University of South Florida)
 
 
 
Buckle up, Tampa area
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"WeeeeEEEEOOOOooooo. WeeeeEEEEOOOOooooo. WeeeeEEEEOOOOooooo. Get out of the way, we're doing EPA stuff"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden plans to forgive one year's interest on student loans
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
"The police told us to yell for help," one Ulvade fourth grader tells reporters. "One kid did and was shot"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So here's what the new Apple AR/VR glasses, which were previewed to the board of directors, may or may not look like
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Thu May 26, 2022
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Canadian efficiency: Report of a man walking with a rifle in Toronto's East end, half hour later cops call paramedics because they found and shot him, a little over an hour after that, cops call Special Investigations to investigate their actions
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(AP News)
 
 
 
UK government: Here's some money, plebes. Now will you please STFU about Partygate? Please and thank you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Broadcom decides it has too much money in its pocket and cuts a fat check for VMware
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Man extremely happy about his former job, which allowed him to sexually assault 44 women while his bosses covered for him. With bonus pic of happy man
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"In other news: The president of the US reportedly agreed that a mob should kill his vice president. Yes, very sad. And now the weather"
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Jeep to pay $300M after blowing smoke about emission numbers
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
In granting permission to tracking users to Google, FaceBook, and Microsoft, one company's policy could best be described as duck, duck, go
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Imagine a 37-page report on how you partied too hard
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Buckle up for an ERCOT-style summer across much of North America
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bright Eyes singer walks off stage after two songs, confusing everyone who thought that he would turn around
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Perhaps it's quite fashionable. It hasn't gone out of style. It's a fact that people are still having sex. It's rather obvious, it's just what one expects. The evidence is all around
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember that thing where the GOP pushed fake Democrats to split the vote in Florida? Criminal charges are finally happening. Bonus points: Same county where Matt Gaetz and his friend are under investigation for alleged sex trafficking of a minor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Johnny Depp is winning his court case against Amber Heard. On social media, I mean, not, like, in the courtroom or anything. And a social media win is just as good, right? Thanks, NPR
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Duane Haskins's final statistic: 0.24
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Mon May 23, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Flights bringing Ukrainian refugees to Canada to land in Winnipeg. Dear god, haven't they suffered enough?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that a bank of all places would be leading the way in the right direction? What timeline is this?
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Kennewick, WA police reported cougar sighting, possibly in vicinity of local bar at closing time
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Juwan Howard tells the Lakers he's going to remain a Michigan Man
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The pandemic created a new billionaire every 30 hours. Obviously no one you know
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Scotland reports first case of monkeypox. All other cases around the world are CRAP
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Browns come to terms with the Clown Show
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Sun May 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gunfire causes commotion. A targeted shooting is police notion. Witnesses describe it as slow motion. With lots of emotion, there are five down in Goshen
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Fri May 20, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bad boy Secret Service agents sent home from South Korea after drunken cabbie incident ahead of Biden's arrival
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: "Don't use the threat of denying communion to interfere with local politics." Archbishop of San Francisco: "Hold my sacramental wine"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Unable to afford horse paste, Best Korea fights COVID with herbal tea and salt water
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill de Blasio has heard your pleas and will be running for Congress
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson believes the laws he signs does not apply to him
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New documentary exploring how Elon Musk has largely failed to deal with the people he's maimed and killed in Teslas may lead to the single greatest mobilization of the Knights of the Musk Table in recent memory. RIDE, MEN. RIDE NOW
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mcdonald's: Come for the crappy food, stay for the mass shooting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 86 of WW3: Russia fires some commanders, Biden plans to sign the $40 billion aid bill, Zelenskyy says Donbas is completely destroyed, more reports of Russian mobilization, and Turkey is still being an asshat. It's your Friday Ukraine War thread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Colorado GOP county clerk charged with identity theft and breaking into voting equipment submitted a powerful report in her defense. A report which was thoroughly debunked by prosecutors in court. Bonus: the report's author is "MAGA Raccoon"
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Thu May 19, 2022
(AP News)
 
Hero
 
Ukrainian medic, now a Russian captive, was able to get bodycam footage smuggled out by reporters. No snark, she's got big brass ovaries. Удачі і швидше повертайся додому
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Those 'favorable' local Op Ed reports lobbying against tech reform were provided by FACEBOOK
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Dan Orlovsky has found the end of his current role at ESPN, but will run through this new zone with his latest promotion
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
$5 gas is bad enough, but $6?
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Wed May 18, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly mortgage demand definitely not made of brick
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(Christianity Today)
 
 
 
I wonder if they were raptured
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
13 different NFL teams were given five primetime games each and another four teams were given four. Guess which was the only team without a single primetime game
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
America has gotten 300% more polite since the year 2000
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
So let's get to it - we're (not) burning daylight
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
This certainly won't generate a tsunami of international outcry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Official Afghanistan Watchdog group releases report examining the reasons -- and who's to blame -- for the spectacular collapse of Afghanistan's security forces. TL;DR: BSAB
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Apparently keeping Austin weird didn't work
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Buffalo PD hung up on Tops manager when she called 911 to report the shooter
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Tue May 17, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Matt Harvey pitches long enough to see himself become the villain
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Taylor Hawkins predicted his future
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happening now: Congress holding first public hearing on UFOs in over 50 years. Pentagon officials are testifying before a House Intelligence Committee subcommittee about how the Defense Department is organizing reports of these mysterious objects. Good luck staying awake
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Rajon Rondo brought a gun to a domestic dispute
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Mon May 16, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ever wonder which humor tropes won't make sense in the next decade or two?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Calling 911 repeatedly to report that President Biden needs to go to jail only gets you put in jail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gunfire, car crash reported on Alcatraz. Michael Bay unavailable for comment
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Sun May 15, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Breaking: Mass shooting at Houston flea market
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Will the new New York Times editor cut down on the bothsides reporting from the Grey Lady? Tag should be a hint
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this shocker, but it appears that the Las Vegas Raiders are not a well-run organization
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The European Center For Disease Prevention and Control has decided to abandon usage of the term 'subvariant' to label BA.4 and BA.5 legitimate Variants Of Concern. Get ready for the European Summer Of Death and the tourism to crematorium pipeline
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The European Center For Disease Prevention and Control has decided to abandon usage of the term 'subvariant' to label BA.4 and BA.5 legitimate Variants Of Concern. Get ready for the European Summer Of Death and the tourism to crematorium pipeline
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lorne Michaels warns SNL fans to prepare for a year of change
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Germany finds hundreds of Nazi-linked staff in security agencies. And no, a 'Nazi-linked staff' is not a long pole covered in swastika chains
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pentagon may ███████ how it ██████████ which █████ ████████ are ██████████
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Phone records of British journalist seized by government because they reported something leaked by a government staffer. Fark: Subpoenaed by US Dept of Justice
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sweden and Finland are joining NATO, which will put even more pressure on Putin to...wait...is that Erdogan's music?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What does the IRS do when they can't process filings? They destroy the paperwork of 30 million filers. That's what, taxpayer butt
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Soon to be ex-Officer addressing 2 female domestic violence victims and their mom: Excuse me while I whip this out
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sources report that the Ukrainian counter-offensive has broken the siege of Kharkiv and forced Russian troops and artillery to retreat to defensive positions, which is exposing the entire flank of the Russian southern offensive
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Best Korea has finally made it to 2020, reporting its first COVID-19 case
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Remember the International Harvester Scout SUV from the 1970s? Volkswagen has the rights, and we'll see who gets to the market first, the Scout EV or Cybertruck
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Wed May 11, 2022
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Yup, Florida
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Upon further review, inflation is not transitory and went up 8.3% in April. But you, the consumer, knew that already
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Fei Long, we hardly picked ye as a Street Fighter character, as the kin of Bruce Lee begin removing characters bearing resemblance or mocking him. Mortal Kombat's Liu Kang, Tekken's Marshall Law and Fatal Fury's Cheng Sinzan look nervous
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another high-quality contract handed out by TFG's administration. Wonder what the kick-backs were?
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Tue May 10, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The only boba shop in my neighborhood was also a front for an international car burglary operation. I knew something was up because their boba sucked
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reporter asks Jen Psaki to provide some details on something Biden said... Psaki whips out the receipts
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(ABC 15 News)
 
 
 
Fifth earthquake in 24 hours recorded in South Carolina. Tens of dollars in damages reported
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Data suggests 40% of bitcoin investors are now underwater. Mr. Krabs, Boss Nass, and Namor urge fellow cryptobros to buy the dip
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
The Oath Keepers have reportedly turned over their phones to the FBI, revealing their communications with Trump allies ahead of the Jan 6 attack. Maybe it's time for Marjorie Taylor Greene and Jim Jordan to hit the panic button
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(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
Senators: SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Money manager for Russian oligarch decides Madison Cawthorn is a good investment
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
In a serious display of Public Safety, Sheriff's candidate cited for speeding 107mph in a 65, urgently on his way to a parade. Your Law & Order candidate folks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hello, Central Casting? What can you dig up in the "Evil Assistant to Thin-Skinned Zillionaire" department?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Monkeypox virus patient isolated in London hospital, hopefully missed the last train to Clarksville
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
It's the Ultimate Driving Machine: whaddaya need Apple Carplay or Android Auto for?
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Sun May 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police report fire at anti-abortion organization Wisconsin Family Action office was arson. Also, spray-painted, clearly legible cursive message on exterior wall, "If abortions aren't safe, then you aren't either," was vandalism
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Sat May 07, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ it's a shopping bag get in the car
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Infosecurity Magazine)
 
 
 
Ukrainians DDOS critical Russian vodka distribution center. I guess they really do want nuclear war
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A Russian soldier who was in Bucha during the executions was identified because he spray-painted his Instagram handle in a civilian's home" Subby did not change that headline
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The country where everything's trying to kill you discovers a new thing, and yep - it's trying to kill you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two patrol boats, one drone
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Proving the metaverse is just like the real world: Getting involved in a yacht club ends up being a good way to lose money, even just paying for gas
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Rick Romero reports, Law Enforcement Officials See Potential for Unrest, Violence if Roe is Overturned
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(Metro)
 
 
 
TV reporter live on the air: Here hold my mic while I save a young boy from drowning in the sea
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Woman finds boyfriend naked in bed with her young daughter, strikes him with her car. Props to mom for getting her car all the way up to the bedroom
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Woman finds boyfriend naked in bed with her young daughter, strikes him with her car. Props to mom for getting her car all the way up to the bedroom
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
The rent hikes are too damn high, or low, depending who you ask
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Thu May 05, 2022
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Nobody's moving to Austin anymore. It's too crowded
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(Samuel add 'ems)
 
 
 
Is Santa Clara's nightmare over?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Coyotes losing fear of humans, anvils, say reports (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Sounds like a bunch of animals have been running this zoo
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(KALB Alexandria)
 
 
 
It turns out you can't just decide to block access to a business and charge them a maintenance fee to access your parking lot, even if you are a church
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Wed May 04, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lyft drops off some bad numbers and picks up an uber-crappy day
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Nope spit extract going into trials to help your beat box heal when it stutters
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
After a body was found in a barrel in Lake Mead, the I-Team investigated and found a second barrel. Thank you, I-Team and the television gods who created you
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(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Playoff hockey in Calgary. Serious business. None of that tomfoolery stuff like honking your horn, drinking on the street and so forth. Violators will report to Daryll Sutter's farm to tend to the cows
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC plans to improve "equity" in public restroom access from its current "you'll get nothing and you'll like it, ya hump"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matt Ryan left Atlanta because they were thinking about getting Deshaun Watson
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Cold case
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
WHO warns most adults in Europe are overweight or obese, claims they can see for miles and miles and miles and all they see are rolling waves of fat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cue your shocked face: DHS inspector general finds that DHS modified a report on Russian interference in the 2020 election and the DHS acting secretary ordered that report frozen because it would "hurt POTUS"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New report shows that Americans are confused by the hold charges some gas stations place on credit cards. Considering they're also confused by maps, magnets, exercise, vaccines, their own constitution, and basic math, this seems reasonable
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
"I think it was reported by school staff that it was kind of a horseplay incident...once the video surfaced later it was discovered it was quite a bit more than that"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Rasmussen Reports is a nonpartisan electronic media company specializing in the collection, publication and distribution of public opinion polling information"
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
2 charged with attempted murder in shooting of Minneapolis Police Department forensic scientist. Fine police work, right from the start
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Uh, Vlad, you've lost another two boats
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Latest Colbert report not as funny as the prior ones
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bacon, alcohol, and a politician making sexual advances toward a 16-year-old
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New report states that America will have recovered all jobs lost during COVID by the end of the summer. Sure, nobody wants to do any of them, but they will have been recovered
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Side effects include: sensitivity to sunlight, food allergies to garlic, aversion to crucifixes, and an inability to enter a home uninvited. Some patients have reported bat transmogrification and lack of reflection in mirrors
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Putin to schedule new Special Operation
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
50 wholesome pics to help you smile again. Warning: gets a bit dusty
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Mr. Carlson has constructed what may be the most racist show in the history of cable news - and also, by some measures, the most successful," Times reporter Nick Confessore writes in the three-part report published Saturday. He's right, you know
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Sat April 30, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida woman tries to riverdance her way through sobriety test
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
ATM from bank yanked by wanks
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
White House reporters don't like reporting on Biden because Joe is too sane & boring and he doesn't provide the kind of chaos TFG did so they can become media stars and land book deals
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Montana State University holds a public hearing to get people's thoughts on naming a campus building after a guy that assaulted a reporter that asked him a question he didn't like
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lawmaker busted for DUI with BAC nearly four times the legal limit. There should be laws against that sort of thing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couches ready: Not only does Dear Leader Trump only allow subject himself to interviews with friendly reporters, by they tell his staff what the questions will be ahead of time
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark may need a fundraiser to keep Original around once Musk takes over
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How racist is the Minneapolis PD? Prosecutors can't use their body cam footage in court as the jury would acquit the suspects based on the amount of racial slurs officers use while arresting them
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(Axios)
 
 
 
So in addition to bidding against himself, he didn't get an inspection
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Get ready for the next wave of resignations, as workers around the country tell their bosses to go fark themselves rather than agree to demands that they return full time to the office
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(My Champlain Valley)
 
 
 
State employee reports she's a victim of domestic abuse. State responds by investigating her for using a work phone to document the domestic violence. And now she's been murdered, but at least no red tape was damaged
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon so aggressive in hiding revenues from the tax man they reported a $4B Q1 loss
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Thu April 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Huawei sales drop like a 3rd party prepaid cell call
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Comcast Q1 results beat across the board on news you just can't quit them. Literally
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker's failed company sold health products he knew were bogus, which should immediately improve his standing among GOP voters
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Houston: We have a problem
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New book from NYT reporters says Democrat Joe Manchin would have flipped to the GOP -- if McConnell stepped down
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Teladoc shares more than 30% after reporting a loss of $41 per share. Cathy Wood last seen filing Chapter 11
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the Careful-What-You-Wish-For Dept: Deebo Samuel to get his payday, but at what cost?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Here's how the Kremlin props up the almost dead Putin 'Weekend at Bernie's' style to fool the world
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Increasingly, only the children of people who own homes will be able to also own homes"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big Pharma company that tried to offshore its profits in Puerto Rico may have forgotten to carry the one. Or the two. Or the $12 billion
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump misused funds? Color me shocked
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
LeBoeuf had BA content of 0.32, was unable to protect Rooster Cogburn
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Wed April 27, 2022
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minneapolis: we've investigated ourselves, and found out we might be racist
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Global aid response on Ukraine is too short-term, says study on modern short attention sp-OOH SHINY
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
A passerby "called 911 and reported an 78-year-old elderly man was actively being attacked by a squirrel, who was eating his hand.The man was attempting to choke the squirrel, but was unable to obtain a good grip"
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
South American penis snakes discovered in Florida. Aren't there already enough dicks in that state?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Melting ice in a Norwegian alpine pass reveals a 1,500-year-old shoe meaning somewhere a Viking died pissed off
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"I don't care if you're Jesus Christ. Don't kiss me in the men's locker room"
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
The Dutch have forgotten the first rule of fight clubs as they are held increasingly in spaces where members of the public can join in whether they want to or not
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In the wake of a blistering report detailing brutal abuse of a prison inmate by deputies on his watch, L.A. sheriff announces a thorough investigation into the reporter who broke the story
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Have you had COVID? Congrats, you are now in the majority
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Preacher Man stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Euractiv)
 
 
 
Nobody expected a Spanish investigation into Catalangate, the use of Pegasus spyware against pro-independence Catalan politicians, but they're getting one
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Harvard taking steps to atone for past slavery. Still "hiring" TAs and adjunct professors
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Madison Cawthorn implicated in potential insider trading scheme" reports noted liberal rag...Washington Examiner? Damn, he must've really pissed off the wrong people
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Every accusation is an admission, episode eleventy-one
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Russian tyrant Vladimir Putin's hand is acting up again, sparking more rumors that he has major health problems. Something more serious than the Monday morning shakes after a vodak binge (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Popular Info)
 
 
 
Musk is a brave, brave free speech absolutist. Except for when it costs him money. Or hurts his feelings. Or offends his throng of professional online fluffers
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Belichick was not about to enter this draft without a 7th round pick
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Ohio man stabbed twice in the head, but bleeds from his buttocks
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN has Meadows' texts. Important news: BORING. Comedy gold: "while Perry has previously denied CNN reporting about his text messages... he signed this text, "Rick Perry," including his number
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Move over landshark, alligator is at the front door
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes, Nets reportedly "exasperated" by the Ben Simmons "injury" situation. This is my shocked face
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Sham tool will help people avoid getting scammed out of their vaporware
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Why the US government proposed nuking the Moon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pringle's been arrested for producing donuts, claiming once he popped he couldn't stop
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(BGR)
 
 
 
"US science advisors desperately want to probe Uranus." Like enough to take me out to a nice dinner first?
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Knives recalled due to cutting hazard
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's take the bozo with money and let him figure out the problems while we count the money
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
After seeing a line and only one checkout lane open, man asks grocery store manager if he would open another lane. What's the worst that could happen?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
PennDOT: If no one can see the reports for how badly our bridges are maintained, than al-Queda can't go and blow them up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The White House desperately needs new glassware, and it's Trump's fault. With hard-hitting, relevant investigative reporting like this, it's a mystery why CNN's paid streaming service went belly up
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And the arrests will begin when?
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Hey, guy with gun hanging around your neck, ingesting "chalky white substance," what are you gonna do now?
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Former rugby coach in Austin died after a bit of a scrum with the police
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