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Sun July 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump tells aides that the question he was asked by the AP reporter at the summit press conference about whether he'd tell Putin to stop interfering in our elections was "too hard" and wondered why they didn't pick someone to throw him a softball
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Mother and son in court for a domestic violence case get detained by ICE agents
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Sat July 21, 2018
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Man surprised that his website rentahitman.com is actually being contacted by people who want a hitman. Owners of contractkiller.com and wewhackpeople.net reportedly sympathetic
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brexit could cost UK families up to $2,000 per year
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Wed July 18, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Bitcoin rallying a bit as hacker and shady types across the globe realize that if the utterly benign and white hat Russians are using it, it must be pure and good
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
South Dakota GOP Senator tells reporters he believes Trump actually stood up to Putin when saying he doesn't believe Russia interfered with the 2016 elections. Trump Derangement Syndrome in full effect here people
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Never throw the baby out with the bathwater. Also, calling in bogus reports that it was thrown out of a moving car and over a cliff is similarly bad, even if not quite as terse a saying
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Cougar in deadly attack had 'no abnormalities' according to report. Apparently, a haze of Dolce and Gabbana is just natural for the species
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
MN Somalis still waiting for TPS report, cover sheet
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Tue July 17, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
When awakened by demons, reach for your bible, and when that proves to be insufficient as an improvised bludgeon there's always pipes and frying pans as options
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones supports Net Neutrality, I wonder if he knows that
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank unclear on how it posted such an unusually large profit in the last quarter. "Did no one cash in their bribery checks?"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
In other news, San Francisco spends $37,000 per year for EACH homeless person
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Putin kicked off Trump's annual performance review by arriving an hour late and cruising around town in his new Russian-made stretch limo, which is reportedly significantly longer than Trump's
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
"Victoria's Secret sales still sagging." You'd think the reporter would have heard of "phrasing"
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Sun July 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fake news media lines up to support fake news reporter after fake allegations of fake disrespect against the fake President
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Some Uber Guy)
 
 
 
You've been hired to turn around a company rocked by allegations of racism and sexism. So, what's the first thing you do? Hint: look at the headline tag
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Amazingly, rubbing your constituents noses in it by buying a multi-million yacht on the same day you pass tax cuts for the wealthy WILL maybe make it less likely you'll get re-elected, at least according to the Cook political report
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
*Holds fingers to ear* "Reports of a second Robber falling from the store ceiling are coming in now"
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Police say Florida man planned his suicide for years, making it look like murder by using a weather balloon to carry away the gun
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big Banks at it again trying to convince us that fake money is fake so that they can hoard and control all of their own preferred fake money
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Thu July 12, 2018
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
Unnamed MLS club in hunt for GIF Sundsvall attacking midfielder, is willing to send draft PCX in exchange
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists may have discovered organic material on Mars back in 1976, then destroyed it. USA, USA, USA
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
I have an idea, let's incorrectly install an electric fence in a wildfire area. What could go wrong?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants to #MAGA by giving Air Force One a new paint job, bigger beds, and the right to use the McDonald's drive through
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Mr. President, will you tweet something different than your public statements here at NATO conference once you board Air Force 1?" Trump: "No, that's other people that do that. I'm consistent. I'm a very stable genius"
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Ikea recalls 'Dögchök' water dispenser
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Fire destroys Plaid Pantry store, no one reported kilt
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
This "don't drink the water" report comes to you from Gatlinburg, TN
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study: Every tax cut for the last 20 years has only benefited top wage earners. Someone actually paid for this study?
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Urine, not chlorine, causes red eyes in pools
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Matt Drudge is terrified of Sacha Baron Cohen's return, warns that "he's at it again"
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Local police are pleased to report the naked woman found laying in the grass is fine, no crime was committed, and the blood on her was "naturally occurring"
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Tue July 10, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Correlation does not necessarily imply causation, but...
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street analysts warn that we may have just awoken the hibernating bear
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twitter shares fall more than 9% after the company announces it has purged another 70 million fake accounts. Maybe Russia needs to reprogram some of its bots to go to ZeroHedge and Motley Fool and proclaim Twitter the "buy of the century"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After refusing to condemn racist behavior by a fellow VA Republican and being criticized by Democrats, Rep. Scott Taylor yells "BUT I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS" at reporter
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
How a particle accelerator is helping to recover tarnished 19th century images. Vigo the Carpathian reportedly interested in the technology
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
HBO's next must-watch series is here as the adaptation of Sharp Objects arrives, with Amy Adams and Patricia Clarkson leading the cast. In the opener, a reporter returns home to St. Louis and winds up enthralled in a murder mystery. 8PM ET on HBO
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Sorry, generation of 20-somethings: reports say Justin Bieber is finally off the market
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(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
"Holy crap, 10-year-olds! Call back up! And you, you're under arrest for videotaping me pointing my gun at kids"
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Sat July 07, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Can't return an air pistol to Walmart? Just threaten to shoot up the place, that will show them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reports: People who are addicted to opioids are more likely to have run ins with the law
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good way to prepare for an approaching hurricane: watch the weather satellite, make sure that everyone's evacuated. Bad way to prepare for an approaching hurricane: bust out the Coronas and talk a little football
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Star Wars Episode IX casts Felicity herself
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Team of scientists witness tiny monkeys using tools half their body weight as hammers to smash open shellfish, nuts and other foods. Big black monolith reportedly seen nearby
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Proving that Christians don't hold a monopoly, Buddhists now investigating claims of sexual misconduct against spiritual leader
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Thu July 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is now a "white-nationalist party with a conservative fringe. Like postwar Germany and Japan, the Republican Party must be destroyed before it can be rebuilt," says noted flaming liberal columnist Max Boot
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Women caught drink-driving for the fourth time is spared a jail sentence. Drink-driving, WTH is that? I know, I'll just click the link and see and omgwtfisthatibleachstat
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
South England rocked by huge 3.1-magnitude quake, the 3rd one in 8 days. This one reportedly resulted in some lawn chairs falling over and a monocle falling into a glass of sparkling wine
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Perhaps we should consider the possibility that if one couple is able to bilk a Home Depot out of almost $300,000 through a gift card scam, they should be allowed to keep at least some of it just for sheer audacity's sake
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
In surprise move, European Parliament votes not to take your memes away. Report on the left, your favorite memes on the right
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Wed July 04, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly heard saying, "Oh wow. Can we do that to our Supreme Court here?"
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Amy Coney Barrett, a leading candidate to be Trump's new SCOTUS pick, belongs to a cultish religious group to which members pledge lifelong loyalty and where females report weekly to advisors known as "handmaidens." Yes, really
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I recently caught a married supervisor receiving oral sex from a co-worker twenty years his junior during one of our office parties. I failed to report it to HR and did not join in. We thought they were having an affair; what do?"
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand reports Takata airbag recall effort is "halfway there," but more than 50,000 motorists are still living on a prayer
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
What is it with reporters named 'Brian'?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Head of North American country accused of groping woman at event 18 yrs ago. He reportedly apologized by saying he would not have groped her if he had known she was a reporter. Surprisingly, it isn't that country, or that leader
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
South African cadaver upgraded to "mostly dead"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
US factories report faster-than-expected growth in June, will need to get new pants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency has tested Serena Williams five times this year whereas other players have only been tested once or not at all. And she kinda would like to know why
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The UN's report on US poverty shows we're either facing a dystopian future or living in hell
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
It's the end of an era, as Best Buy stops selling CDs. Wait, Best Buy is still around?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK government warned against cancelling Transpennine electrification, which happens to be my northern soul Kraftwerk cover band
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Sun July 01, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Dad, can we go to Six flags?" Sure kid, just jump in the laundry bin
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Due to terrified escapees, animal shelters routinely report an increase in the number of admissions around the July 4th holiday. Here's how to protect your precious fur kids
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Tri-State Homepage)
 
 
 
When firing up the grill for your July 4th celebrations, do you prefer wood, charcoal, or propane when cooking your antibiotic-resistant bacteria?
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Fri June 29, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Homeowner calls cops to report 6-foot stone statue of Jesus that he left on his driveway disappeared. Jesus probably stayed out late getting plastered, will return later
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
8-foot-long alligator captured by police in Walmart car park. Was reportedly going for midnight shop but was deterred from going inside after seeing some of the customers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The LA Lakers' brilliant plan to create a LeBron-led superteam depends upon the Spurs getting Lonzo Ball foisted upon them as part of package for Kawhi Leonard. San Antonio (dons sunglasses) won't play ball
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
New State Department report criticizes countries that separate children from families. Talk about great timing
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Annapolis shooting suspect "wanted to get revenge" on journalists who reported on his guilty plea to charges of harassing a woman he went to high school with
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Campbell shares soar on report Kraft is interested in buying the soup company; will put the logo on Patriots uniforms
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
"A victim identified the alleged gunman's face in police photographs." **Checks photo** Yeah, that's pretty distinctive
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just 2% of the buildings in New York City emit more than half of the city's CO2 pollution. And yes, Trump Towers and Kushner's 666 5th Avenue buildings are both part of that 2%
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ollie Ollie Oxen-not free at all. He wants the money UConn owes him
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter at the Capital Gazette in Annapolis Maryland. UPDATE: Unidentified suspect in custody. 5 dead, 3 injured
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Just 23% of U.S. adults get enough exercise. Sad tag needed to stop for a breather, so Murica tag zips in on its mobility scooter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guess who said it: "NATO is as bad as NAFTA"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker: Trump's IRS nominee is financially tied to the Trump Organization. Conflict of interest? More like a pre-requisite. Help us, Bobby-M, you're our only hope
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bitcoins woes are spreading to other crypto-currencies with finder.com reporting that of the 1,586 digital currencies they track, over 80% have declined in value by an average 20%. In other new, the are now over FIFTEEN HUNDRED digital currencies
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Female Saudi TV reporter flees country over indecent dress controversy. NSFSA (Not Safe For Saudi Arabia)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First there was BBQ Becky. Then came Permit Patty. Now let us meet Swimming Pool Stephanie
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Instagram is estimated to be worth $100 billion. Subby thinks they're off by gazillion or two
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Horses are capable of pulling faces just like humans, 17 facial movements to be exact
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(Boise Weekly)
 
 
 
Reporter finds MS-13 is poorly organized, targets a specific portion of the population susceptible to its message, and goes for overly dramatic gestures in an effort to impress. So, a lot like the Trump organization
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Hand of God II
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Consumer confidence down to levels not seen since Bill O'Reilly was fired from Fox News. That bump didn't last very long
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Officers found marijuana, a pineapple-shaped marijuana edible, THC oil, a jar of smoked blunts, seven bags of genital-shaped, THC-laced candies and four tanks of nitrous oxide. Butler reportedly told officers the nitrous oxide was for his "artwork"
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Ohio Republicans want teachers to start reporting boys to their parents if said boys aren't acting manly enough in school. No word yet on whether wide stances will be suspect
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump plans on grading the Huckabeast
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just in case you didn't think that abducting children from their parents wasn't evil enough, leaked video shows detention facility staff telling the children in Spanish that speaking to reporters will negatively affect their cases
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Good Ship Norovirus will be returning to Seattle soon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After receiving the compliment from King Abdullah, Trump turns to reporters: "Remember, he used the word humility with respect to me, so I am very happy with that word. Probably the nicest compliment I've been given in a long time"
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Mon June 25, 2018
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Come for the story of a man arrested twice for DUI in less than 24 hours, stay for the priceless mugshot
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Big Wall Street selloff because our great leader literally knows nothing about economics, unless cheating, lying, and stealing are an economic strategy
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
The No Fun League reportedly shoots down jersey request from Chiefs, now doctor, Laurent Duvernay-Tardif. How do you say "Goddell sucks" in French?
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Sun June 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Media reporter asks Glenn Beck a valid question regarding The Blaze's difficulties on a media focused program. Let's just say Glenn wasn't comfortable with the question
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaskan husky rescues injured hiker crossing frigid river. That's a good boy
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(LY)
 
 
 
"Not all superheroes have a cape, some have a towel"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The NBA told media outlets not to leak draft picks ahead of time. Woj found a clever way around it
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump gives kiss of death to Alabama Rep Martha Roby. Michael Corleone reportedly impressed
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Clostridium perfringens is a bacterium that is essential for the development of a) gangrenous wounds, b) traditional Appalachian bread, c) both
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The news for Uber keep getting worse relating to that fatal crash of their self-driving car. It appears the human back-up pilot was watching "The Voice" on her cell phone right before the crash...Yes, apparently voluntarily
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Psychologists say most reports of ghosts can be put down to sleep paralysis and EXPLODING HEAD SYNDROME
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump yesterday: We will keep a "zero tolerance" policy on prosecuting families caught illegally crossing the border. Trump administration today: Yeah, we're gonna stop prosecuting families caught illegally crossing the border. Also today: we never said that
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Fail ALMOST manages to report actual news without a slant when a water main breaks at Mandalay Bay. Then they close with a reference to the shooting last year
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(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
"Beer had several signs of intoxication and smelled of alcohol, police said." No, this is not satire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New money laundering bill would eliminate the legal requirement for companies to report on who owns them
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
No wonder Trump hates Canada, they just released a report shiatting all over his campaign's favorite ButtVideo company
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to pick your mental health therapist. 1. Is she soft spoken and kind? 2. Is she attentive to your needs? 3. Does she drag a nail salon owner with her car because of a bad nail job?
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
25-year-old man arrested after he climbed a balcony and told a 12-year-old girl he was looking for a party. Suspect said he would not be pressing charges against the girl's mom for yelling at him, which caused him to fall
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(Motorsport)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Russians cheated in order to ensure victory
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 to report her two preschoolers missing. Cops find kids safe at their dad's place, but Mom's sure they're now hiding under parked vehicles. Meth: It's what's for breakfast
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Nothing burger. New hotness: Truth sandwich
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Cop and his crotch find out woman really does not want to leave this bar
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And now the UN weighs in on Trump's family separation policy. I'm sure Trump will change his ways now that he has a chance of receiving a sternly-worded letter
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: The IG report totally exonerates me. Narrator (who is also Trump's lawyer): Well, I don't think it exonerates him. Trump: I have the worst farking lawyer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Extremely worried that even Trump may possess some rudimentary vestige of a heart, Lich-queen Ann Coulter rushes to reassure him that those children crying after being ripped from their parent's arms are "actors" and warns him "do not fall for it"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finland is the happiest place in the world according to the 2018 World Happiness Report, unless you're Finnish
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Family Matters, but not much
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Sun June 17, 2018
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
I wonder if a tagline including whips and riding crops will encourage the admins to greenlight this
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Chinese hotpot restaurant regrets month-long AYCE buffet promo, goes bankrupt after customers literally eat it out of business
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In today's edition of headlines that cannot be improved: "Man in custody after barricading himself in 'homemade' armored truck near Hoover Dam, reportedly with notes for 'Mr. President'"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Blue Lou reportedly inconsolable
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump told a female reporter to be quiet. Anyone wanna guess how well that turned out?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
When tech reporters visit media art installations, commentary tends to be low-resolution and a bit pixellated
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Florida Man Florida man. Florida man likes drinkin', man He gets pulled over, drinks a beer. Florida man
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
Drunk shirtless Michigan Man takes up offer from friend "Mad Mike" to burn neighbor's SUV because it's "too loud", leaves his bicycle as he flees. Calls police to report said bicycle as stolen, cops cannot substantiate existence of "Mad Mike"
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
...and then, in the middle of Doocy interviewing him, President Trump pulls Doocy's son, Peter, who also works as a reporter for Fox News, in front of the camera to say: "I look at him and know, that's definitely your son"
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Report: Sex and Drugs are down among teens, but Depression is up. No mention on the status of Rock'N'Roll
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Crimea is ours, Trump is ours!"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani announces that Mueller interviewing Trump is officially off the table due to the IG report. Yes, the same IG report that showed no political bias and did nothing to back up Trump's claims of improprieties
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stimulus response, IG report edition
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Creep defender Lou Dobbs thinks reporters should be beaten for asking questions. As should TV hosts who pretend to know stuff about economics and are basically right-wing shills
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
Psychic centenarians begged for Trump's help during the campaign
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mediaite defending the right of reporters to be in bed with politicians. This time literally
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders denies leaving White House. You see? All rumors. She is an honest person and would never lie to...Sarah?...did you see Sarah?...I swear she was just here...and what's up with this cloud of black smoke?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sessions warns IG report on Clinton email case could lead to more firings, apparently of people who have been fired already or have never worked for the FBI
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Microsoft announced the end of "forum support" for Windows 7, Windows 8.1, Windows RT, Microsoft Security Essentials, Internet Explorer 10, Office 2010, Office 2013, Surface Pro, Surface Pro 2, Surface RT, Surface 2, Microsoft Band and The Zune
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
UN calls for international probe into Kashmir violations, possibly to be performed by a traveler of both time and space
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Comey be responsible single-handedly for Trump? Will McCabe get shiat on? And what ever happened to those NY FBI agents that were leaking to Giuliani? THIS is your DOJ IG Report thread. (Report released ~2pm today)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bitcoin Baby value plunges
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon decides to apply his universal zero expertise to Bitcoin, the proverbial final nail in Bitcoin's coffin. Just change the name to Twitcoin or Dimwitcoin and we'll be all set
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
MAGA includes suppressing blue collar wages
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Trump administration moving forward on tent city for separated immigrant children. So it will be just like camp. Hopefully the kids can find some distractions so they don't concentrate too much
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man finally succeeds in getting those pesky kids off his lawn
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man finally succeeds in getting those pesky kids off his lawn
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Katy Tur reports the feds are preparing paperwork to arrest Michael Cohen. Bob Corker says the republican party is becoming the Trump cult party. Buckle up. Keep your arms, legs and body inside the vehicle at all times. It's your 8pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When you've lost Laura Ingraham
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reporter: "How will we verify North Korea is getting rid of their nukes?" Secretary of State Pompeo: "I find that question insulting and ridiculous and, frankly, ludicrous...it's a game and one ought not to play games with serious matters like this"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
North Korea is reporting Trump promised to drop sanctions in face to face meeting, well Kim you are about to find out why Trump's lawyers would never meet one on one with Trump. Should have taken a witness with you
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bad: Your mugshot is in the news. Worse: For "a bizarre role playing sex encounter." Woof
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So now Border Patrol is intimidating reporters
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Tue June 12, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist Convention says, "Die, heretic scum" and pushes the Raleigh White Baptist Church off the bridge
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NJ school superintendent doesn't explain why he defecated repeatedly on another district's track field at latest court hearing, just waves away reporters and says, "Oh, poo"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Despite new tariffs, solar rolls on by gas and wind as the biggest source of new U.S. power
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves bat fans, for another batman reboot... Same bat time, same bat channel
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man in underwear and cowboy boots fights police at Walmart, surprisingly not in Florida. Or Times Square
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline: Fireworks 'prank' on porch sparks charges against man
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Mon June 11, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
An Applebees/IHOP (IHOB?) combination restaurant to open in Detroit. And lo, the sea was as blood, and the sky was as sackcloth
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Sun June 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gen. John Kelly looking to make a hasty retreat from the White House as the building burns to the ground around him
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
ABC reporter discovers that some Star Wars fans are kinda assholes. Wait until he learns about the lack of ethics in video game journalism
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts: German regulators have found five illegal "switch-off" devices in Daimler diesel engines
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Sat June 09, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
ACLU: Here's a report proving that over half the charter schools in Arizona are violating state and federal law in their admissions. AZ Charter School "Oversight" Board: Gosh that's terrible, we really should look into that shouldn't we?
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
House of Fraser to close in latest retail casualty. Business analysts report changing tastes behind closure, as consumers are no longer interested in tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Go ahead. Tell the cook on the left that he burned your toast
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Thu June 07, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Five totally, completely unconnected Twitter accounts report that Brian Colangelo is resigning as GM of the 76ers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Is this butt-waxing the most disgusting moment ever seen on reality TV?" asks 'reporter' who apparently doesn't watch much reality TV (Not safe for work)
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here: Trump's favorite architect closed his 10 year-old firm, deleted his portfolio and left twitter in response to a reporter asking him questions
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pruitt toady insults reporter as "piece of trash"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to rob bank armed only with a blowjob
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CamAnal met with Julian Assange in February of last year to discuss what happened during the US election. CamAnal also channeled cryptocurrency payments to WikiLeaks. But don't worry, I'm sure this is just a nothingburger
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Draft report finds Comey extremely insubordinate and grossly rebukes Loretta Lynch; which should teach them a valuable life lesson
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Tue June 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wife-like skipping detected?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is it still weird when it's two teachers having sex, with each other?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
*riiinnng* Yeah, boss, we're working on the Crooked Hillary report. No, it takes time, you would not believe the stuff we've got on her. You won't believe what you read in the report *snicker*
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
People wearing Ottawa Senators logo at risk of choking
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man hit child for eating 'all the Cheez-Its'. It looks like this 'man still needs more time to mature
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Sun June 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican senators polling themselves to find their agenda
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Sat June 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA acknowledges two Draymond Green no-calls that, if called, would have cost Golden State Game 1
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Talk about one hits making a comeback
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
5 4-week-old kittens are rescued after 2 people spot 1 cat carrier left in 90° heat on the side of I-495. Nicknamed the 495-5, they require 4 weeks of bottle feeding. This story reported by channel 5. I was told there would be no math on Caturday
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft is hoping to destroy GitHub
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite robot, a giant hamburger piloted by people dressed as condiments, fights a giant spatula with a face on Battlebots tonight. Truly it is a great time to be alive. LGT: the fight card
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sex Dungeon. Nudist Spa. It's what the pearl-clutching Daily Mail was created to report on. With helpful picture of what a hot tub looks like
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Weight loss and gardening are the issues women care about, mansplains congressman
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dumb: Samsonite's accounting practices under scrutiny. Dumber: Samsonite CEO's resume was WAY off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More limitless than the Steam Workshop, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to The Dark Mod an open source Thief-esque game. What have you been playing? Stellaris: Distant Stars? Battletech? Side note: how about some after-action reports?
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(Some Stumps-Dweller)
 
 
 
She burns your neck with her cigarette, you break her arm. That's the Yucca Valley Way
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
$4 to cover 1% of the damages the cop were responsible for after shooting a black man through his own garage door, then finding the gun they said he aimed at them was in his back pocket
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
John Goodman found by reporters demanding his opinion on Roseanne controversy at auto repair shop in New Orleans, says he'd "rather say nothing than to cause more trouble"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Giuliani goes on Hannity and calls the Mueller probe a lynch mob. Well, we've moved on from witch hunt, I dare say
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Source of mysterious Pa. booms about what you'd expect
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Wed May 30, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: Sarah Sanders chokes up when student reporter asks her about what steps Trump's administration is taking to address school shootings. FARK: She lies to him about the steps the administration has actually taken
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(DW)
 
 
 
Headline: Pew survey of Europeans reveals 19 percent of Germans would disapprove of a Jewish family member. Article: Italians, British, and Austrians are even more bigoted
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
After leading police on chase, woman objects to sobriety tests and states that she's not drunk. "I already told you, I smoked crack"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Host: Ivanka would be glad to take your questions. Reporter: Yes, did her father's stance on China changing have anything to do with her getting trademarks approved in China? Host: What's that? Oh she did? Well that's it for today folks. kthxbye
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After exiting assault weapons sales, Dick's Sporting Goods earnings report shows they made a terrible mistake... of not doing it sooner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In news that will surprise nobody the CIA concludes that North Korea has no intention of denuclearization. Most shocking in this CIA report, North Korea wants to open a fast food restaurant
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nissan must have heard how tired we all were from winning since they decided to cut productivity by 20% to give us all a break
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
AP reports a Russian journalist has been killed in Kiev. He reportedly fell out of a window onto an exploding bomb. And was also killed in shooting accident
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Homeless, carless man who attempted to remedy the latter by stealing an unmarked police car to have the former solved
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If a tree falls on a news anchor and cameraman and no one is around to report it, does it make the news?
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(Radio New Zealand)
 
 
 
PNG govt to shut down Facebook for a month. GIF govt still arguing about pronunciation
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Dodge Viper might be revived, but this time without its signature V10
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cops respond to a report of a suspicious person... Then things get weird
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Israeli spy firm detailed psy-op campaign to help Donald Trump win in 2016. And a psy-op is a black-op, the best kind of -op
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Off-duty officer Castle Doctrines his home from another off-duty officer who happened to be his brother coming by to say hi
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump is now claiming the quotes the White House provides are "phony" when they are reported by the NYT
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
After Matthew's ex-wife said he had done nothing with his life, he decided to become a fake ICE agent
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police release composite sketch of alleged conman, who was apparently wearing a tinted windshield from a '78 Buick (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looks like the Russians also hacked thousands of routers, reports Reuters
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"President Trump pointed to a window in the White House. 'She is doing great. She's looking at us right there.' Reporters turned to look. There was no sign of the first lady"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Not in 1,000 years - The US military says enjoy your science fiction because faster than light travel is pretty much that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man opens fire in Oklahoma City restaurant, reset the clock on the good guy with a gun preventing a mass shooting
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
NRA: "It's time for Congress to step up and pass legislation putting common sense limitations on #MSM's ability to report on these school shootings"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A reminder why they're banned on military installations: ZTE and other cheap cell phones come with malware pre-installed
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
North Korea 'destroys' their nuclear test site that was collapsing on its own anyway
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Ghosts reported at area library. If only there was someone to call
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Race horse breaks loose and starts running around track on live TV. Reporter: Hold my mic and clipboard
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Wed May 23, 2018
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Apparently, every time someone driving a Tesla is in an accident, the news is going to report on it
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Skeletal remains' discovered in creek turn out to be Halloween decorations
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man buys two Papa John's pizzas for around $40 eight years ago, today a slice is worth over $5 million
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Headline: Child spotted at swinger's party was actually just 'very short woman'
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
This is what millennials and boomers can learn from the generation superior to both
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
New York Mets are "showing interest" in Jose Bautista, who reportedly retains Bobby Bonilla as adviser on how to get millions from the Mets in spite of being totally washed up
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In something that everybody saw coming Trump's big meeting with Kim may not happen. Erik Trump still unsure how to rewind a DVD. Another mass shooting. EPA Scott strong-armed an AP reporter. Now, it's your MSNBC thread. Party starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This is an argument Manafort's lawyers are actually trying: Mueller team member Andrew Weissman MUST be the source of all the leaks about the investigation, because a month before Mueller was appointed, as part of his job, he met with AP reporters
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Unsecured WiFi passwords: It's not the reason to hate Comcast that we want, but it's the reason to hate Comcast that we need
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
CIA, FBI, and NSA: We concluded Russia definitely farked with our election to help Trump in our report last year. DHS: There's a report? Sen. Mark Warner: Oh FFS seriously people?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
All the President's Tweeters
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China may beef up Beijing airport security to control nutty K-Pop devotees. "Besides the possible offence of disrupting the social order, the unruly fans might also have broken personal privacy laws in obtaining details about their idols' movements"
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(Press and Guide)
 
 
 
Competitive eater explains his tactics for victory in Epic Burrito Challenge; "get yourself focused. I walk a lot and listen to music. 'Brain Gym' is my secret weapon" Not after you tell a reporter it isn't
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports: Tesla's Model 3 has braking problems. Tesla: NO U
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NFL to award 2023, 2024 Super Bowls to Arizona, New Orleans. Sadly, Beaumont, Montana to wait at least seven more years for its dream to be fulfilled
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Orbital ATK Antares rocket to cause East coasters to phone in UFO reports at 4:39am EDT Monday morning
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Octopuses may not be aliens but it is reported that six people on average die each year in South Korea from eating live Octopus arms, which remain alive and fight back to burst out of their human hosts
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Mueller is investigating Trump-Israel
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alexa looks over her shoulder and notes that Google's Home is starting to catch up in sales. Apple's HomePod, however, is somewhere way far back, left behind in a cloud of virtual dust
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Look, it's OK, it's an emotional support explosive drone
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The US Air Force tries to be hip and relevant with a "yanny vs. laurel" reference in a tweet about an attack on the Taliban. Fail tag shrugs, puts on its best Fonz cosplay
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, The fate of the Earth rests in the hand of Phil Coulson. Unless the agents can stop Graviton the time loop will remain unbroken and next season start in space... again. (ABC 9ET)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Was there a part of you that was like, 'This isn't real. This could not happen at my school?'" Santa Fe, TX student Paige Curry: "There wasn't...It's been happening everywhere. I've always felt it would eventually happen here too"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Multiple fatalities reported after school shooting in Santa Fe, TX
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Study finds traffic school is all about the money and speeding tickets usually go to safe drivers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reports of shots fired at Trump golf course. One person in custody, no reports of injuries
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
YouTube credited with increasing skill levels of young NBA players by repeatedly exposing them to best highlights of game's greatest legends on demand, without interference from inept youth coaches, broken VCRs, or sketchy competition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani: We would be the 'laughing stock of lawyers' if we let Trump testify. Would be?
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly set to just "wing it" in talks with Kim Jong-un and not bother with prep work beforehand
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Perhaps it would better if the DOJ, the SEC and the OCC set up permanent offices inside Wells Fargo's headquarters
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Man plea-bargains ticket for 400MPH over the limit down to conviction for 10 over
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Climate change is affecting crops, chocolate, wine, cricket. Cricket? THIS BLOODY WELL WILL NOT STAND
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump company lawyers urged a publicist for the Russians involved in the 2016 meeting at Trump Tower to back up Trump Jr.'s version of events, and not say anything else in response to inquiries. This was before news of the meeting was reported
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
People reporting more twigs and berries than normal on the hiking trails this year
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News slams Stephen King for "cruel joke" about Melania. Still haven't read The Dead Zone
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Westword)
 
 
 
Mynd you, Møøse sketches øn SNL Kan be pretti nasti
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
During a gold rush the people selling picks and shovels are the ones who get rich
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists transplant memories between sea snails via injection. Memories were reportedly of a square yellow sea sponge, and saying the word "meow" over and over
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
"The reporters in the room proceeded to give LeBron James a standing ovation for demonstrating he has a functional memory"
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(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
Naked man told officers he had been looking for snakes earlier, and there were snakes in his pants. Police say the man appeared to be under the influence of drugs
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Investigators found evidence of a "malicious intrusion" into a Tennessee county's elections website from a computer in Ukraine during a concerted cyberattack, which caused the site to crash just as it was reporting vote totals in this month's primary
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(National Post)
 
 
 
In effort to strengthen US-German relations, Trump reportedly gave Merkel "very personal" tour of his bedroom. The first pic in the article was probably her reaction
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jerusalem's soccer club may never score any more points, but they'll be sure to repeatedly tell you about their victory against Electoral College
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh but of course she did: "Education Dept. dismantles team focused on fraud at for-profit colleges" *spit*
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Sun May 13, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona police hunt serial laundry sniffer. All hope the Tide will turn and they'll soon Wisk him away
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you ate at Chili's in March or April, you might want to check your credit report. Also, you really need to upgrade your dining out choices
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The intrepid reporters at USA Today read and analyzed every single ad the Russians bought during the 2016 election. Here are the results
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Like a desperate guy who was turned down by a girl, Tucker Carlson tears into Michael Avenatti for choosing Hannity over him, calls Avenatti a "creepy porn lawyer", claims he wasn't even into him anyway
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
You guys ever hear about something called autoblog? It's a news blog about cars. Pretty niche, right? Well they got some news about Mueller interviewing the Ford corporation about Michael Cohen's LLC
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meh, always knew octopuses are really "aliens" from another planet that came here as frozen eggs millions of years ago. Why else would they be so smart? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
School evacuated when someone calls in a bong threat. You read that correctly
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
West Virginia teachers vote out Republican who mocked them for striking. "I heard one teacher today say," teacher Edwina Howard-Jack joked, "after yesterday they may want to think twice about arming teachers"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guiliani refuses to debate Stormy's lawyer, even for $10 million. Reports are not clear if he would change his mind for either $9 or $11 million
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(Vice)
 
 
 
A "globe earther" reports on a flat earth convention, and ... it's exactly what you'd expect
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Percentage of registered Republicans in California falls to new low for some reason
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Thu May 10, 2018
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Even though it's been nearly two years since he served his punishment, Boston press still hung up trying to claim that Tom Brady didn't cheat
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Giuliani forced to resign from his law firm. NK releases 3 Americans. Mueller reportedly investigating HIC and Nunes. McCain gave Comey the Steele Dossier. Republicans trying to force DACA vote. It's your Thurday MSNBC thread Start time 8 PM EDT
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Deadspin finds Matt Patricia's assault report. Looking for the report goes over the Lion's heads, much like most of the their QB's passes
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Somebody thinks the widely popular pastime of streaming Kanye's "Life of Pablo" repeatedly from 2am to 5am seems suspicious
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Experts analyzed a popular breathalyzer bought nationwide by police and found that it was incredibly accurate with no evidence of overestimation of BAC....wait, no what's the opposite of all that
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Wed May 09, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis Highway to be renamed Lee, like every other damn road in Northern Virginia
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Will we have more confirmation of foreign bribes to the president? Will reporters finally smell the blood in the water? Will Giuliani throw everyone under the bus, including Trump? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jay-Z and Eminem are suing the Weinstein Company. Guess they're going to get rich--or die trying
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Bears rookie reports items stolen from car including game jersey, team playbook, and two salamis he was aging in the trunk
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump takes 4 hours to answer 2 questions, talked of how he wants to fly around in a zeppelin dropping pennies
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The Florida teacher's co-workers began worrying about his behavior as early as 2009, when he was reportedly found with a student with the lights dimmed and his shoes off
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants Giuliani to do more TV interviews because they have "organized his supporters"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants Giuliani to do more TV interviews because they have "organized his supporters"
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Mon May 07, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
89 year old "Nazi Grandma" now a fugitive after failing to report for prison. Authorities now looking for U-boat heading for Argentina
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Are you saying she lied on her Visa application? Because old Europe is France, Germany and Belgium according to the GOP, and she didn't come from one of those
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You can choose what type of parent you're going to be. Don't choose to be the type of parent who thinks their child's scrawling doodle of a turkey is so precious and unique you get a tattoo of it
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Angry neighbor makes the classic mistake of bringing a hose sprayer to a gun fight
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wood frogs hold in urine all winter as a survival mechanism. And you thought it was tough to sit through an entire movie without getting up to use the restroom
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Mass casualty response triggered and school evacuated after student mentions the b-word during discussion of genetics
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sex is a key part of life for people over 65. Especially for those who missed out on it in their younger years because they were married
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Welcome to LeBronto
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(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
A very Montana news report: "Someone called the Whitefish Police Department with questions about what she can and can't do regarding a horse in town"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
NBC showed itself to be a purveyor of real news by correcting itself live on the air
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump repeats in front of reporters how he would "love to speak" with Special Counsel Robert Mueller. Oh, wouldn't we all? Wouldn't we all?
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Today's glue sniffer has a much better mugshot than yesterday's
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House Counsel, Don McGone
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missouri legislature will convene to decide how best to expel their sexual predator racist governor
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The Washington Redskins are "looking into" reports that their cheerleaders were forced to pose topless and act as escorts for male VIPs. Looking really hard, judging by the picture in TFA
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Shut the f-k up, you f-king loudmouthed monkey motherf-ker." Just another day on the LIRR
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Amazon is jumping into the dog food business. It's only a matter of time before your dog learns to bark 'Alexa'
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Underwear clad guy brings bottle of vegetable oil to taser fight
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Underwear clad guy brings bottle of vegetable oil to taser fight
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Thu May 03, 2018
(WSMV Nashville)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active Second Amendment celebration reported at a Nashville mall. Casualties reported. Clocks reset
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post grows a sack, calls out Trump and Cohen for lying. Bonus: Reporter's name is Balz
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Newton, KS police: "We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle"
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Extortion charges filed over Kevin Hart sex tape, though early reports claim it falls short of expectations
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Southwest flight makes emergency landing with broken window. No, not that one
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CamAnal prolapses
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
90% correction? This is good for bitcoin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Journalist does an investigative report on the Big Mac, Whopper, and Dave's Single, discovers the shocking truth that they all taste like shiat. This is some hard-hitting journalism from the Washington Post
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Old man Ichiro, who can't play anymore at age 44, may have decided to finish this week's homestand with some games against young man Ohtani, then retire as a Seattle Mariner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, remember that glowing health report that Trump's private doctor wrote? Well, it was dictated by Trump himself. You're shocked, aren't you? No, wait, what's that thing that's the opposite of shocked?
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Party Tip For Alexa Owner's Home: Simply ask: "Alexa, what's 10 to the power of 308?"
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Tue May 01, 2018
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Rick Romero reporting: A U.S.-China war won't look like the American airstrikes on Syria
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
You would think by now there should have been a crossover event between Teen Mom and Cops
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
I wish the kids would go back to sucking condoms up their noses or eating Tide Pods. Paintball attacks increase across the nation due to dumb challenge by crappy rapper
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sessions' DoJ will not oppose gerrymandering to suppress minorities' representation and voting rights
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Did Cohen just admit the National Enquirer messages were true?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says he turned down Trump's offer to be administration's science adviser, saying "That's not a good use of my time." Goes back to lounging in hot tub filled with silver dollars, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Justice removes section on press freedom from its internal manual
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with fatal engine failure Southwest crew. No word on which one he will name head of the FAA
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
How many jobs do you need to afford to rent a house?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy says Yeah, we issued a report but it ain't all that, and if you want to know what really happened then wait for Mueller's report
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tesla is about to report earnings (actually their biggest loss ever) and it could get ugly
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Sun April 29, 2018
(soranews24)
 
 
 
Dear teenage boys: if an older man approaches and requests that you sneeze into a Kleenex for him and offers you $9, "Never take him up on the offer. If you feel uncomfortable, please go to the nearest police box and file a report"
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Four words: cucumber, slingshot, Chinese, girl
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Sat April 28, 2018
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Veterinary doctor: A raccoon is simply the best choice to reinvigorate your depressed pet
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Tinnitus might not be as harsh of a cruel mistress in the future. But seriously, do you not hear that?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Perhaps the best summary of the Trump Russia collusion timeline yet... thanks to overlooked facts revealed in the Nunes Russia Report
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
T-Mobile and Sprint, the "Will-they-won't-they" of the mobile world, are dating again
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's best to avoid calling one of your Jewish high school students "the next Hitler," Mr. History teacher
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dear Two Scoops, Before you get too excited, a highly partisan, incomplete, and deeply flawed report by a broken House Committee means nothing. Love, former CIA Director
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reports indicate Golden State Killer was not a nice guy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Misha Flypp and son had a private meeting at Kislyak's house before they went to an RT gala. Wait, i think I've seen this episode of The Americans
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Greece's parliament is found to have no jurisdiction to investigate alleged bribes by Swiss drugmaker Novartis, so obviously they did nothing wrong in the history of ever and are good boys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee releases final Russia report: "No collusion no collusion. You're the collusion. The Deep State took all my grapefruits, now how am I supposed to entertain myself this weekend?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Who takes out a 2nd mortgage to shut up a buddy's mistress? Someone who expects that said buddy will reward his loyalty by making him White House Chief of Staff, that's who
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
That's what's wrong with politics today, the media reporting on crooked politicians
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Report finds many home-schooled kids are part of abusive families. Obvious tab swears it just fell down the stairs
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
So who will be the number one pick in the 2018 NFL Draft? Will there be any trades? Who will be the next big bust? The fun starts at 8pm ET, so be there to cheer on your team
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