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Wed June 29, 2022
(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Week 3 of tourist season finds the wildlife of Yellowstone NP with home field advantage and a 3-0 lead. Let's roll those highlights
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Tue June 28, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1914, Austria's Archduke Franz Ferdinand released the hit single "take me out"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Just in time for Canada Day convoy "protests"... *moose playing sad trombone theme from The Price Is Right*
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Just in time for Canada Day convoy "protests"... *moose playing sad trombone theme from The Price Is Right*
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A quick, easy scan can reveal late-life dementia risk and as soon as the insurance companies figure out how to overcharge and over complicate it, it might get released in time for the
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The new 'Blade Runner: Enhanced Edition' game doesn't pass the Voight-Kampff test
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The USDA-ARS releases the genome of the desert locust with 9bil base pairs, nearly 3x the size of the human genome. I for one, welcome our voracious new soon-to-be GATTACA'd and weaponized insect overlords
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Sat June 25, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Soccer fans in Cardiff, Wales are stunned a multi-millionaire superstar decides to move to Los Angeles
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Fri June 24, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woods in northern Lancashire to be a haven for dormice. With adorable picture of what a sleeping dormouse may look like
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Thu June 23, 2022
(uDiscover Music)
 
 
 
Now that Musical Youth's "Pass the Dutchie" is experiencing its own pop chart revival thanks to Stranger Things, here are five things you didn't know about this Eighties reggae classic
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Wed June 22, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
With a US - Russia proxy war in full swing and inflation over 8 percent. You may wonder which '80s horror will return next. If you guessed community spread of Polio in London, come claim your prize
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(CBS News)
 
Hero
 
How bad is the coverup on the Ulvade Police response to the shooting. Bad enough that a state senator has sued them to get the records. Tag is for the senator, The fail tag is for the DPS and Ulvade Police
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
OMG SQEEEEEEE, 10 more wildcat kittens born at Highland park, soon death will be roaming the Scottish countryside when they're released
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Tue June 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senators unveil bipartisan gun bill, investing in "mental health," "school safety," "crisis intervention," but very little actually having to do with guns
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
T-001s have been released in Ukraine. SkyNet waits patiently
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
What do dirty rice and mexican pizza have in common?
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to release opinions today at 10 AM ET and Thurs. 17 cases remain listed here by month argued Nov(1) Dec(3) Jan(1) Feb(3) Mar(2) Apr(7). There's some interest in one of the Dec ones
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Thumb with a toupée busted
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Sun June 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Paige, no
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Netflix users confused as to why new movie NOPEhead wasn't more widely promoted. Apparently, didn't consider "because it sucks" to be a possible reason
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Parents: Our daughter is missing. Stadium security: talk to your local police. Local police: talk to Dallas police, that's where it happened. Dallas police: crickets [warning: disturbing content]
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Worst supervillain origin story ever
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Sat June 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If your kids aren't supposed to get high, why are they called booster seats?
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Smoking can be hazardous to your health, especially if you're using an oxygen generator
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
The City of Uvalde has hired a law firm to argue they don't have to release the police body cam footage on the grounds it might be "embarrassing" and "emotionally distressing"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The City of Uvalde has hired a law firm to argue they don't have to release the police body cam footage on the grounds it might be "embarrassing" and "emotionally distressing"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vince out temporarily as CEO of WWE. When asked about a potential return, the board felt he's got no chance in hell
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
🎵 Oh, where in the world is Montana Governor Greg Gianforte? 🎵
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Wed June 15, 2022
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
You other states have stepped on Virginia for the last time
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida Man admits to intentionally hitting a police car because he "felt like he was already in jail." Well, he does live in Florida
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
There are so many Mountain Dew flavors now that it's becoming impossible to know which ones pair best with single-malt scotch
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
The Jan. 6 committee releases pictures of the Capitol tour that Sen. Loudermilk denies he gave to "tourists." It's completely innocent with the group taking typical touristy pictures of hallways and stairwells (PDF)
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Mon June 13, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Many Bothans died to bring you this "Bad Batch" trailer meant only for those attending Star Wars Celebration with scenes not shown on what Darth Mouse released
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
The JWST will release their first science images on July 12th. Will a new, spectacular view of the Pillars of Creation be part of it?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Texas DPS is trying to prevent the release of bodycam footage from Uvalde to...uh...prevent future school shooters from learning police tactics. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia and U.A.E. ban Pixar's 'Lightyear' for saying, and showing, gay
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chickenshiat vaccinated candidate backs out of NY Gov. primary GOP debate to appeal to unvaccinated chickenshiat base
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Perennial Putin provokers Pussy Riot present protest placard, Texas style
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Kids who violate curfew can be sent to a Community Evening Resource Centers if there is no adult at home to release them to, which is good. But what happens to the kids when the Centers close at 2:00am?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Over 200 CEOs demand congress pass strong gun control legislation
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Even Klanny Oakley's fellow GOP congress-critters thought she was providing aid and comfort to the Jan 6 insurrectionists by live-tweeting the location of congress people DURING the riot according to new audio that's been released
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, this seems backwards. Have a gun and attack a school, police take over an hour to breach. Unarmed? You get shot in the parking lot
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson is still mother farkin' annoyed that Nick Fury was mother farkin' excluded from Captain America: Civil War
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Wed June 08, 2022
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
Weeners
 
Boil your Weiner water
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(SEScoops)
 
 
 
More cuts expected for WWE. Pretty soon, Roman Reigns is going to defend his title against himself
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
New video released of the insurrection shows...wait, did someone plant a t-shirt for the rioters to pick up?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Pixies will release their eighth studio album, Doggerel, in September. For young Farkers, they were the inspiration for Nirvana. For really young Farkers, Nirvana was a major '90s alt-rock band
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Senate candidate releases his first general election ad on Fark's least favorite cable news network
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Tue June 07, 2022
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
🎵 Highway to the lawsuit zone🎵
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(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
🎵 Highway to the lawsuit zone🎵
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Hey members of Queen: How do you go THIRTY YEARS without realizing you have a unreleased song with Freddie Mercury singing?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Release the Krakus
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Kate Bush scores first top ten hit in the U.S. and it only took 37 years and a popular TV show to get there
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Mon June 06, 2022
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Stoney McTeensex gets two years in the pokey
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
JJ Watt expected to miss a game in October for reasons surprisingly unrelated to injuries
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
50 years ago Deep Throat was released, eventually thrusting itself into the faces of people all over the country, up & down reviews from such as The NYT & Roger Ebert, & finally climaxing in various obscenity trials. (Wiki link so SFWish)
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man back at his old job after 8-year hiatus
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jason Miller sounds concerned
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today, they were heeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreee
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, the world's best punk album was released
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Man releases his inner Huck Finn and rafts down the Columbia River. Fails to account for dams, current, and an inability to swim
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disgraced comedian Louis CK has been reduced to begging fans to help him get his new movie into theaters
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Longer Things
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
"Our initial thought is, if this is in fact an alligator, it may have been a situation where someone had it as a pet, and then they decided to release it. That is our most logical conclusion of how it could have gotten there"
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Sony thinks that a summer re-release will draw forth more blood from the stone that is Morbius
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Several ancient artifacts destroyed at the Dallas Museum of Art last night. That must have been some party
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember that Eastman memo that a judge ruled violated the crime-fraud provision of attorney-client privilege? Well it's just been released for your viewing pleasure
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Valve delays docking station for the Steam Deck. Subby thought that only happened to Boeing's space capsule
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Louisville Zoo full of ugly-ass babies these days, including 4 Bennett's wallaby joeys, 3 Canada lynx kittens, harbor seal, zebra filly, and an impending birth of a giraffe calf
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans to release their plan for climate change which includes "increasing fossil fuel production" with no mention of emission reductions. That's it, that's the plan
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Wed June 01, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The most harrowing film you'll see all year. It's only three minutes long and was just released on Twitter [NSFW language]
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(Wiley)
 
 
 
Pining for fjords that don't release methane?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
John Hinckley on verge of being released from all restrictive conditions, become completely free man. Jodie Foster unavailable for comment
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop releases its newest flavor, asparagus ice cream. Goes well with broccoli sauce
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Tue May 31, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
It's opening week of tourist season and the wildlife of Yellowstone NP jump out to an unsurprising 1-0 lead
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Snipers vs crocs. Ready. Release the bait divers
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
New Ni No Kuno now NFTy, not nice
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Mon May 30, 2022
(University of South Florida)
 
 
 
18-year-old arrested for threatening mass shooting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to buy solar panels at Ikea. Will they be more difficult to pronounce or put together?
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Noodles & Co releases a new pasta nationwide. They promise the same taste, and texture with fewer net carbs while delivering higher protein. ZZ Top unimpressed
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Sat May 28, 2022
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered if Batman will ever get a swimsuit edition, DC is here for all your summertime needs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cujo 2: The Cujoning
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Polygon)
 
 
 
This week's Friday Fark Fantasy Update: Read the intro to Dragons of Deceit, the first Dragonlance release in over a decade
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist Convention leaders release their secret [alleged] sexual abuser list.19 years, 700 entries, no consequences
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Hunting "Star Wars" fans requires little patience. Just get Drew to green a discussion thread for "Obi-Wan Kenobi" premiering at 9 PM ET on Disney+
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Wed May 25, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Released after five years in a Russian prison, Jehovah's Witness returns to Denmark and STILL can't get anyone to open the front door
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After a decade, Mountain Dew Typhoon returns to give us a storm of a soda
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(IGN)
 
 
 
You can now add a Jon Favreau figure to put on the shelf next to your Jorg Sacul figure
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Tue May 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Snap shares down 32% on earnings miss, dragging down other social media/adtech stocks. OH SN- nah, f*ck it. SELL MORTIMER, SELL
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hundreds of endangered baby giant turtles released into Cambodian river. "They were delicious and fresh," noted local natural predators
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Walmart releases Juneteenth ice cream. Celebrate the end of slavery by paying the Walton family to work people to death for a pittance
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Halsey goes on TikTok, claims label is holding her music hostage and won't release next single until she can fake a viral TikTok moment
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Sun May 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gunfire causes commotion. A targeted shooting is police notion. Witnesses describe it as slow motion. With lots of emotion, there are five down in Goshen
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Ground-breaking, influential album celebrates 25 years of immense popularity
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Fri May 20, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
A federal judge has ruled that police do not have to release body cam footage of a police dog killing a man because it might piss off some people
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(IHaveAmnesia)
 
 
 
Are you old enough to pass/remember the Larry Suit Leisure age test quiz
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(IHaveAmnesia)
 
 
 
Are you old enough to pass/remember the Larry Suit Leisure age test quiz
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
It's Idiocracy, but in Yiddish
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Vice president of nonprofit "Kidsmatter", arrested for...well, you already know
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Knives Out 2: The Wrath of Knives may get a theatrical release
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
After Martin Shkreli, "total shiatbags who are released early from prison" trifecta is in play as Billy McFarland of Fyre Festival fame is let loose
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Pharma Bro' Martin Shkreli is released from prison early - five years into his seven-year stretch
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
1950s Abbott Labs released posters to encourage us to take our vitamins and scream in abject terror
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Official Afghanistan Watchdog group releases report examining the reasons -- and who's to blame -- for the spectacular collapse of Afghanistan's security forces. TL;DR: BSAB
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Jack Stands is a good guy. Make sure you get a hold of Jack Stands before you work on your car. Jack Stands just may save your life
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Old news: school shootings. Louisiana news: school alligatoring
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jack Burkman's latest press release is really something
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Sasha Banks and Naomi leave a WWE Raw show after a booking disagreement. WWE releases a statement criticizing their decision and admits that their shows are... "scripted"? IT'S NOT REAL TO ME ANYMORE, DAMMIT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
KSP2 release delayed again, from "sometime in 2022" to "early 2023"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most important fact from TFA: the CEO of the Humane Society of the United States is named "Kitty Block." Oh, and something about not keeping tigers as pets
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
The Undertaker has released a list of items that will not be allowed on your tombstone
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Fri May 13, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Free Brittney
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Airport beer prices take off
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yesterday was the tenth anniversary of the release of astronaut Chris Hadfield's version of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" which was the first music video filmed in orbit
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
A Twitter account got 10,000 followers in 3 days by sending out NFL schedules days before their official release. Fark: Today, they admitted they made it all up
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
London theatre revives "Grease" to include black Pink Ladies, same-sex dancing, and empowered female characters. "If your brain can stretch to a green ogre singing a love song, I surely hope it can stretch to black people being alive in the 50s"
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Thu May 12, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
We know a few of the matchups, but we get to see the entire 2022 schedule for the NFL. Which games are you most forward to seeing? It's your NFL schedule release thread. The fun starts at 8:00 PM ET on on the NFL Network, NFL.com and the NFL app
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ezra Miller says their assaults are actually "NFTs for art" in just released bodycam footage of one of their arrests
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Batter up, we're looking at the best sports games released in Nintendo history. Mario Kart counts, right?
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ubisoft to ruin yet another franchise, but at least nobody cares about this one
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Someone get Brad Pitt, Steve Carrell, Ryan Gosling and the boys on the phone... I think we have a sequel here
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo's 2017 remaster of a 2014 game continues to pull in new-game numbers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
WFAN sports shock jock and ex-con Craig Carton lands morning talk show on FS1, alongside his current role as "responsible gaming ambassador" for FanDuel. Shocked
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jack Daniel's has released possibly its best whiskey ever, and it costs you only $30 - but don't worry it still tastes like liquid charcoal starter
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a used car dealer and a Nigerian scammer? In this case, nothing at all
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wait...you're telling me there was an even better scene in the Moon Knight finale than that mid-credits shot? And it was edited out? #ReleaseTheDiabCut
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Father of released Trevor Reed on the Zodiac Killer claim that he assisted in securing release. "He's an embarrassment to the state of Texas, let me just say that... I don't care what or who runs against him, I will work for their campaign"
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Duke Nukem finally released
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guilty Pleasures: Release YOUR inner trash panda and party like CLAIRE. What foods are you embarrassed to even like? (LGT a passion of the claire). This is your Monday food tab discussion
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Undead Walking)
 
 
 
Strand's paranoia worsens as more irradiated walkers are released into the pit. Is the ivory tower about to be overrun by the undead? And who stole Baby Mo? John Dorie Sr. tries to be a beacon of sanity. Fear the Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Some Squid Guy)
 
 
 
Space jellyfish spotted over Georgia. It demands the release of its mate, whom locals have been forcing to shape shift into Atlanta airport
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man arrested 3 times for DUI shows up drunk to court, and yes, he drove himself there
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Sat May 07, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
TL;dr summation: Food "journalists" are the stoopid
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Crowdfunded game Star Citizen is now modeling bedsheet deformation physics. Unclear if release will include fanboys' crunchy sheets
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Researchers release 'best photograph of a UFO ever taken' of a grainy kitchen saucer flying over remote lake (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Need the newest Omega release, a cronunt, Hamilton tickets or even a seat at the Ghislaine Maxwell trial? Better call the Line Dude to save your spot in line
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Cleveland firefighter fatally shoots roommate, calls 911 "We fark around. It's kind of our thing." And they find out
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can't wait for their next album to drop in 2046
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit brewery cranks up production of Cerveza Delray Oscura in time for Cinco de Mayo. In other news, 'Cinco de Mayo' is apparently not a fixture in Claire's kitchen
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Aggressive horse moved off of Assateague Island, Maryland. Will be relocated to Texas, where he should fit right in
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Peace in the Mid-West seems within reach as Michigan moves to settle its border with Indiana
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Outkick)
 
 
 
Nashville debuts MLS soccer stadium. For soccer, not those silly games that nobody outside of the US has ever heard of. Only soccer
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Sat April 30, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat burglar is watching you sleep
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Fri April 29, 2022
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Ceiling DA is watching you vote
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ziggy Stardust and the 50th Anniversary Reissue from Mars
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
Boobies
 
Hey boys, my tits are down here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you heard about the 'unknown and highly contagious' disease that's killing wild horses in Colorado? Neigh
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy after the NYT released tapes saying he'd asked Trump to resign: Fake News, it was taken out of context, the Times is the DEVIL. GOP reps: bring it in bro, we got you, . *NYTimes releases another tapes where he attacks fellow GOP reps*
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Wed April 27, 2022
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Smithers - release the dolphins
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US, Russia swap prisoners so they can experience nuclear war from the comfort of their own homes
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pump a cap in yo ass
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(White House)
 
 
 
Been serving serious time for a drugs conviction, even though the sentences have since been slashed by the bipartisan First Step Act that Trump signed after Kushner, Kanye and Kardashian lobbied for it? Today may be your lucky day
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
When is fandom insane: example #5,124. Celebrating the third anniversary of a movie release. Cue Shatner saying "Get A Life"
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Mon April 25, 2022
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Article title: Everything we know about Elden Ring DLC. Only relevant sentence in article: At time of writing, it's not clear if there's going to be any DLC for Elden Ring
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Release the Adam West cut
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Sat April 23, 2022
(CityBeat)
 
 
 
Pirates claim island for rum and booty in... Cincinnati?
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Today marks the 40th anniversary of a truly important date in computing history: the release of the ZX Spectrum
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
It's your Record Store Day 2022. Hit up your local record store and find some choice vinyl
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"What's your crime?" "Public urination." "That's not much of a crime." "Into a patrol car." "Kinky"
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(CultureMap)
 
 
 
In a rare Sports/Fandom crossover, Spurs legend Tony Parker will lend his collection of comic book statues to the San Antonio Museum of Art for a summertime exhibit
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Nah. We hated the Yankees already
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Wu-Tang ain't nothin to Fortnite with
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Smashing Pumpkins says they've completed 12th album, world is a vampire
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Thu April 21, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Flying chameleons with ever changing multi-chromatic feathers reigning death from the sky
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
The budget for the new season of "Stranger Things" was reportedly $30M per episode. But Netflix is struggling because you let your buddy from work use your password
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
As scientists release genetically altered mice into Nantucket FARK headline writers ask the only important question: Limmerick, mice overlords, or really tired name-of-my-cover-band cliche to tell the story?
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Best Buy recalls thousands of air fryers, air fryer ovens due to their inability to detetmine what exactly they are supposed to make hot and crispy
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(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Oh SCHEETZ, a burglary suspect was arrested for allegedly breaking into a car dealership just one hour after he was released from jail
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The return of Miles Morales has been delayed, caught in a web of production/studio intrigue
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Though not as hot as your Sailor Moon/Tom Snyder erotic fan fiction, this nifty combo of Advance Wars/Mass Effect for the Game Boy Advance would probably have more long term entertainment value
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Wed April 20, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
A$AP Rocky arrested for an alleged banging that didn't involve Rihanna
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders FBI to speed up the release of records, ruling in favor of Finders Keepers
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Tue April 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mercedes unveils its new electric EQS SUV built in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Consumers are urged to try and find all the hidden "Roll Tide" messages scribbled in it
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
A lot of people have covered Bob Dylan songs. Here are the best ones. This list shall be released onto all of you
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Mon April 18, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Coach: The team meal today is chicken salad. Player: Can I have pizza instead? Coach: GTFO
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ye seek the Mexican Pizza of Taco Bell. It has risen
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Sat April 16, 2022
(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Remember those stories warning you that thumbprint access would result in someone cutting your finger off to access your phone? Welp, here we are
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
K-pop label apologizes after boy band's song accused of Nazi-inspired lyric "Crystal Night is coming." Different band this time
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
If you stole a car in Philly yesterday, we found it. But what'd you do with the radioactive stuff that was in it?
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
The good news: At least nine gamers seem to be enjoying Square Enix's latest RPG
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
The good news: At least nine gamers seem to be enjoying Square Enix's latest RPG
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Minnesota Dept of Corrections to focus on their most pressing issue: The poor quality of prison tats
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Fri April 15, 2022
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Governor DeathSentence releases his map of Congressional districts which heavily favors Republicans. No word if he used TFG's Sharpie
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Just in time for 4/20, Wingstop has released a new "Blazed & Glazed" flavor
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We Not Ready
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New releases on vinyl? PFFFT, so five years ago. New releases on Edison Cylinder? It's so cool that in five decades, hipsters in nursing homes will still be raving about it
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man gets 2 years in prison for golf cart thefts. No word if he did it for the green
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Decade in the Woods
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(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
Use this one easy trick in saving money from Pharma Bro. Stiff your lawyers. Tag is for the lawyers for not getting paid up front and for Pharma Bro for making sure your appeal will be handled well
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NYC releases guide to staying safe on the subway and includes helpful tips like "don't fall asleep" and "don't get shot"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If your government releases a "military invasion survival guide" you might want to let it in
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Back in February we told you about Luke, who had spent over 200 days in a shelter & was stood up at his own adoption party. I'm pleased to tell you the very happy news that he's finally found his forever home just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz dancing to a rap song about Matt Gaetz. "He's the chosen one, yeah, dedicated congressman, Matt Gaetz show him love"
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Tue April 12, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
In light of the murder trial of an officer in Minnesota, LA County Sheriff Villanueva was apparently concered about how it would look if video of deputies kneeling on the neck of an inmate for three minutes was released
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Transformers releases trailer trailer
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Police will release video of shooting just as soon as they finish building the totally unrelated barricade around the station
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
Weeners
 
How do you like them fapples?
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Some Hungry Guy)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club has been on a diet and is really really hungry. Help make things better with songs about food, glorious food
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Sat April 09, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I thought I saw the Seal Guys in Namibia rescue, rehabilitate and release a sea turtle
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Astroboy?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Did you remember the theme from "The Breakfast Club" was originally released on this day back in '85?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Wars, climate change, covid, American Politics -- what else can happen to drive you into the bunkers? How about 4 episodes of the Gen 5 My Little Pony cartoon? End times indeed
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Thu April 07, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
♫ This is a public service announcement with guitar 🎸: You have the right to new Clash material... ♫
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(NPR)
 
 
 
31 countries plan a big release of emergency oil so we can all continue living the dream
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Wed April 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Eastman emails have started to arrive. I guess any appeal is moot (or moo)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The new LEGO Star Wars game opens with the best Star Wars movie trailer ever
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Horror film to be released in truly horrible way
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(Acererak the Eternal)
 
 
 
Now you can obtain this without having to pass the green devil's face with the fixed sphere of annihilation or cross the huge pit filled with 200 spikes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police have finally ID'ed the I-65 killer. Apparently, it was David Bowie
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Tue April 05, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police watchdog closes investigation on the Canuck trucker convoy lady who got trampled by a police horse because she didn't
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Mon April 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, hope it was worth it. Genius mob hitman escaped from custody one year shy of release after spending decades in prison only to be captured after not even seven full days on the lam
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(WSHU Public Radio)
 
 
 
County releases video montage of cars blowing by stopped school buses. And it ain't all near-misses
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Squid Game" creator says his next project will be more violent and have the charming name "Killing Old People Club"
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Fri April 01, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY mob assassin now a Gone-fella after escaping from federal custody in Florida
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Almost 300 Texas defendents ordered released due to a "computer glitch". Maybe Texas should stop spending all its resources on oppressing women and disenfranchising voters
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
After years of ignoring fans' requests, Paramount is finally releasing demastered versions of Star Trek: DS9 and Voyager
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
"If TFG thought that his latest whiny statement would put a halt to the barrage of derision aimed his way since he invoked the further assistance of his autocratic mentor, he was sadly mistaken"
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Prince's 1985 Purple Rain show in Syracuse will finally be released. Let's go crazy everyone
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Chumbawumba of MLB has released the "Tubthumping" of baseball anthems
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Friendship is magically blocking traffic, as hundreds of My Little Pony dolls are released on I-5
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
* was released on this day in 1988. * was released on this day in 1988. * was released on this day in 1988
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Everything's coming up Milhouse. Leslie, not so much
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Nvidia releases $1,999, 8K-capable graphics card for you to compensate with, if you could actually get your hands on it
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(101 KXL)
 
 
 
Naturopathic doctor gets prescription for holistic seclusion treatment by Washington State for selling snake oil to Covid-19 patients
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Tue March 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
EUCOM admits there was "an Intel gap" that resulted in us believing all the Russian press releases about how awesome their shiat is
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Sara Connors released from jail, immediately steals car. Now back in jail, sitting duck for T-800
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
U.S. government poised to release 2.4bn genetically modified mosquitoes to battle deadly diseases. Black Mirror writers crack open a bottle of cheap scotch and get to work
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Ontario Member of Provincial Parliament is released from custody with bail conditions and 9 charges related to the trucker convoy in Ottawa, including one count of assaulting a peace officer. Honk honk, eh
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Mon March 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Splǝᴉʎ ʎɹnsɐǝɹʇ. Uh-oh
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(The Aviationist)
 
 
 
Upgraded A-10 version is less BRRRRT, more B-B-B-B-BOOM
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He's not breathing
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
███ █████ █████ Releases classified military UFO report seen by ████████
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ukrainian intelligence releases the names of 620 Russian FSB agents operating criminal activities in Western countries. Complete with addresses, passports, car models and license plates
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Pueblo Chieftain)
 
 
 
Talk about a Thor loser
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Guard attacked with shiv in Portland prison. Excuse me, did I say "prison"? I meant coffee shop
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(slava ukrayini)
 
 
 
Ukraine ministry thanks Russian military in official press release outlining corruption so bad that its captured soldiers were discovered to be wearing cardboard vests instead of Kevlar. ... (NOTE: This is two weeks old, but still worth reading.)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
How can you make Metallica sound worse?
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
They said they were gonna. Anonymous releases 28GB of information from Russia's Central Bank
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
71 yr old man released from Denver jail after pickleball incident
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Jackson is now running for a seat in the Oklahoma state Senate. Earlier this week, he released a campaign ad declaring that "we are at war with communism" and asking voters to "unleash me"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Perfectly legitimate US businessmen who have been wrongfully imprisoned are commonly denied compassionate release. Shocked. SHOCKED
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
But will you be able to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Subby's blood sugar suddenly skyrocketed, as if someone had just fed him pancakes and syrup. He fears Pepsi has just released a new and terrible limited edition flavor
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Release the goat platoon! 🤘🤘
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
At this point, we should just send every loaded firearm TSA collects at Greater Pittsburgh Airport to Ukraine. War would be over in a week
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Wed March 23, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
With all the misplaced bravado of a Dallas Cowboys fan, man gets Matt Beaty's autograph tattooed onto his arm a week before the legendary Beaty's release from the Dodgers
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(Transport Topics)
 
 
 
James Hoffa no longer President of the Teamsters. This is not a repeat from 1971
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Nothing to release first phone this summer. That's great, but what's the name of the company? Nothing. Okay, but you haven't said the name of company yet. It's Nothing. It's not nothing, who's on first?
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(IGN)
 
 
 
You were scheduled to die your 1,345th death in Elden Ring this morning, but the servers are down
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Alphabet's quantum tech group Sandbox spins off into an independent company where it will be promptly buried with all the other Google turds
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
But it can't hold a candle to blue
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Heavy, buggy Steam Deck wins over a Nintendo Switch fan who later admits it's extremely niche and that they will go back to the Switch upon the next major release
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Get ready for an all-new Witcher game. Guesses on the eventual year of release to the right
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Seven hospitalized as Fentanyl is released through vents - Ventanyl
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You told me you were drowning, I did go lend a hand, saw your face below the waves & I hauled your dumb ass to dry land. I was there & saw what you did, saw it with my own 2 eyes, & I'll wipe off that grin, when I do you in, my gun is a big surprise
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
"Grand Unified Theory of Mathematics: The Quest for More Math" continues to create buzz, probably won't get a release date
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Where is your God now? Khonshu: Standing right behind you, Marc Spector
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(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
"She's suffered enough," smarms Texas mayor about unrepentant Capitol terrorist who spent her pretrial release prancing off to Mexico for vacation
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Noise 11)
 
 
 
Peter Gabriel provides vocals for new Arcade Fire track, pushing back the release of his next new material to 2038
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(Some Woolly Man)
 
 
 
A woolly mammoth molar was found, and that is the whole tooth
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Fri March 18, 2022
(KOLD News 13)
 
 
 
Three men caught reselling stolen ceiling fans on Facebook Marketplace. Should have tried OnlyFans instead
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
My Maserati goes 185. I lost my extension cord, so now I don't drive
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Anglers arrested for poaching sturgeon. Prosecutors vow to throw the book "Grilling Fish for Dummies" at them
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Finally George RR Martin releases a new Song of Ice and Fire book. Fans looking forward to reading the latest installment in ... the encyclopedia series? DAMN IT
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Elden Ring releases its first major patch and makes an awesome game even more awesomer. What, you were expecting snark? It's Elden Ring, dude
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It took a Seven Nation Army to get the deal secured, but a new Prince album is on the way
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(MSN)
 
 
 
An orphaned raccoon named little hands that was fostered then released still makes occasional visits home to his 'mom' for snacks and cuddles
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mike Myers' "Pentaverate" to release soon. No word on who will play Colonel Sanders (before he went tets up)
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Tue March 15, 2022
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
IOS 15.4 released, now includes perfected "Unlock while wearing a mask" FaceID, just in time for everyone to ditch their masks
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: If you're going to be illegally mailing scorpions to Germany, come up with a better cover up than labeling the packages "chocolate"
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Movie poster for Sonic 2 released, and it's nostalgia overload
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kirk: YOU LIKE THAT? Vikings fans: No, not really
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
Noise Factor comes your way at 10:30 PM ET with a re-release of 'Opiate' by Tool. Also tonight, The Freeks, Crobot, a listener request, Dead City Ruins, and more Just TRY not to wet yourself
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Fri March 11, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
A Maine fisherman catches an enormous lobster, estimated to be around 100 years old. Put away that melted butter because he released back into the ocean
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
49.1 tons of American cheese, 22.3 tons of pinto beans, 1.6 tons of Folger's, 1.4 tons of instant mashed potatoes, and over 5,000 gallons of mayonnaise. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Welcome to Indiana, where completing a Bible study course wins you an early release from prison even if you killed three kids
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Thu March 10, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Is interest in hateful extremism dropping? The SPLC says yes... but also no
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hidetaka Miyazaki laments that Elden Ring's release was "not a very pleasant time" for him. Meanwhile, you just died your 521st death while trying to remember what that one random NPC told you they wanted two days ago because you couldn't find pause
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
A third FSB letter about the chaos within the ranks has been released and translated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First there weren't, but then there were, but there are no longer any Russians conscripts in Ukraine
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Wed March 09, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Black "Black Panther" director walks into a bank and hands the teller a note that says "I would like to withdraw $12,000 cash from my checking account. Please do the money count somewhere else. I'd like to be discreet." What could possibly go wrong?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the world couldn't get any bleaker, Cormac McCarthy will release two new novels this fall
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Tue March 08, 2022
(IGN)
 
 
 
When is your Steam Deck supposed to come? Are you sure about that?
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Messing with someone's energy? That's an assaulting. The loud truck and trained dog are just a bonus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Poland agrees to send all of its MiG-29 fighters to U.S. air base free of charge for use in Ukraine war (*which they don't actually say out loud in the press release)
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Mon March 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Petroleum leak from US Navy fuel farm in Hawaii upgraded from "contaminated water" to "SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN PERMANENTLY"
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Kyle Van No
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(Northwest Arkansas News)
 
 
 
Arkansas Dept of Corrections releases man 10 years early, he's free and stays out of trouble for 3 years, and now the court has to decide whether to send him back to prison
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Christopher Eccleston is pulling a Tom Baker, i.e. says he won't return as the Doctor if he has to share the screen with any other Doctor
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In the clearest sign yet the Cold War is back, you can no longer get Levis in Russia
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Alex Lifeson has released a song about his legendary pal Neil Peart. Fark cancer
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I like Jodeci, but squeezing out 24 more tracks from "Forever My Lady" seems like a stretch to me
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I like Jodeci, but squeezing out 24 more tracks from "Forever My Lady" seems like a stretch to me
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Thu March 03, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
If this doesn't stop the war, I don't know what will
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ukraine's Defense Ministry says it will release Russian POWs but only if their mother comes to pick them up
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Fed by Puppet is the first album released from my new band, Orphaned Owlet
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Star Wars Rogue Squadron given a release date, which apparently means Star Wars' future looks bright because it's not enough to already have dozens of other upcoming Star Wars projects
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Tue March 01, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Well, it was only a matter of time. Brandon Sanderson releases a startling confession video
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin takes a break from not finishing his overdue books to pat himself on the back for the "runaway hit" that is Elden Ring
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
How to earn extra cash as a lawyer: Work overtime, rob banks, pad billable hours...wait, go back one
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