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Thu July 30, 2020
(Vote.org)
 
 
 
Take a minute to check and see if you're still registered to vote, because reasons
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Trump and Biden tied in poll of registered voters in deep blue state of... Georgia
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Tue July 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida Man ups his game, scores nearly $4 million in fake PPP loans. He might have gotten away with it too, if authorities hadn't gotten suspicious of his near-simultaneous purchase of a $318,000 2020 Lamborghini Huracan registered to his company
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is your yearly reminder that the Dole/Kemp 1996 campaign website is still active and waiting for you to contrbute. Bob Dole approves this message. Bob Dole
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Tue July 21, 2020
(TooFab)
 
 
 
Add "buying a bicycle while black" to the list
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Mon July 20, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's self-swab program kicks off. Meh, I've been doing that since I was twelve
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Mon July 13, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Political Action Committee Cowboys for Trump upset that they have to register as a Political Action Committee
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
This may seem counterintuitive, but you will not find money in cash registers when they are closed for the night
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder to face a string of opposition in path to secure a new name due to trademark squatters who registered a host of potential trademarks hoping to cash in
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Mississippi election commissioner worries "the blacks" are registering so much, urges "people" to register to vote too
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Recent polling shows that the number of registered Democrats who are satisfied with the way things are going in the country has fallen to 19%. Sorry, what's that? Oops. Make that registered Republicans
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Wedding postponed? You can get a rain check registry from Domino's
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man critical after water rescue from lake. Well, it's not much of a rescue if that's water's natural habitat, now is it?
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why is the BOK center empty? Because a bunch of TikTok teens and KPop stans registered for tickets
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
George Floyd's killer, Derek Chauvin, has now been accused of illegally voting. In Florida. In 2016 and 2018. As a registered Republican
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wait, that's an option when you're getting robbed?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fark: Trump deletes tweet about Michigan sending every registered voter an absentee ballot. TotalFark: Replaces it with tweet that say they sent ballot applications. UltraFark: Still falsely claims sending ballot applications via mail is illegal
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Tue May 19, 2020
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Microsoft president admits the company was on 'the wrong side of history' on open source software. Well, it's a start
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Mon May 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Man who wanted to fight his wife with sword demands she get a psychological evaluation
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Fri May 08, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gov. Newsom signs executive order allowing every registered voter to vote by mail. What's next? Will the nation-state of California announce the creation of its own Postal Service?
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gran with Alzheimer's misses going out to the shops so her son sets up a grocery shop at home for her. You'll have to see Art at the cash register. "Have a good day, Madam"
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Denmark and Poland are refusing to bail out companies registered in offshore tax havens. Fark needs a schadenfreude tag
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Security analyst does a deep dive into who's actually registering all of those "open[yourcityname].com" sites. Is it some grifter on the geek tab or some hostile foreign power on the Politics tab? Why not both?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
IRS says stimulus payments will begin next week. This is not a repeat from last week
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Alright, which one of you Farkers illustrated this week's Economist cover?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Motion exposure (Fark needs Exotic tag?)
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