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Mon October 26, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Yakuza's latest small-time racket: scamming the nation's COVID-19 restaurant recovery program by ordering for five instead of two. "Look, we broke yakuza punks have to do this sort of thing"
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Fri October 16, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The IMF looks at the bright side of the deadly coronavirus pandemic, says vaccine progress could add $9 trillion to global income by 2025 and stage a faster recovery for all
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Thu October 15, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
Strip club where Padres outfielder stabbed ordered to stop "live entertainment" like lap dances, knife fights in the parking lot
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shiaty service, increased fees, lousy customer experience, corporate malfeasance, design & manufacturing failures, poor governance, and... oh right, a pandemic: Airlines never had a chance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So Republicans - who blew up the deficit by giving billionaires a tax break during a robust recovery - will pivot hard to austerity if Biden wins. Not to help America, mind you, but to destroy Biden's presidency
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Padres outfielder celebrates losing to the Dodgers by getting stabbed in a strip club parking lot. Wait...strip clubs are open?
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Indian man who fasted for four days 'to pray for Trump's coronavirus recovery' dies of cardiac arrest"
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
UK airline EasyJet says its first-ever annual loss could be over $1bil, no problem
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado golfer's run-in with elk ends with a hole in one
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Wed October 07, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Man stupid enough to drive his six-figure Maserati supercar onto the beach gets it stuck in the sand. Bonus: He rips bumper off in a recovery effort after using a ute to tow it off
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know it's bad when even Belgian trams are mocking your "recovery"
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump: The power of God is healing me
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chris Wallace shreds Fox News' propaganda claiming Trump will have a speedy recovery
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1919, US President Woodrow Wilson suffered a bad stroke, dooming the League of Nations and forcing him to take a double bogey on a par-three hole
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Predicting a rapid and full recovery, White House coronavirus adviser notes that Trump is a "super vigorous man" and that he has "never seen anyone with more energy and more vigor." So dead man walking, huh?
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Thu October 01, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Mad Libs headline: 'Cake Boss' star Buddy Valastro fears he won't bake again after grisly bowling injury
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes inks a new deal with Hyperice. It's hard to get excited about rice, but I'm sure he'll find a way
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Tue September 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Korean study shows 90% of covid-19 survivors experience long term side effects
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Emergency management staff in Washington state have been using StarLink terminals to support wildfire recovery operations, and they are big fans
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(MSN)
 
 
 
China's economic recovery leaves the bottom 60% behind, once again giving the US something to shoot for
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
OK, but it's going to be a bit awkward with all these EMTs around
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brian May was near death. Not from his heart attack, but because his stomach exploded
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Thu September 24, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Even after the government urges work-from-home, London drivers continue to have at it - "You're not the Queen of me"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America's top CEOs call for "major" coronavirus stimulus to keep the economy from sliding back into the crapper. Also need to keep up their payments on third and fourth homes
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Maybe he should retire and take up an easier hobby. Like, say, golf?
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Cycling News)
 
 
 
Ineos went all-in this year on the defending champion Egan Bernal, leaving their other potential big names off the roster. In week 2, he cracked physically and mentally and has now abandoned the tour
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Sober Day, a holiday in which we celebrate a fictitious being like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny
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Fri September 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Economists increasingly worry about K-shaped economic recovery that favors the wealthy, as opposed to all those other non-existent economic recoveries that favored the poor
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Bad recession because of the coronavirus pandemic? You haven't seen the REAL global recession that is looming
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor Hogan decides to give stupid a try
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is personally funding disaster recovery efforts in Louisiana.. one souvenir at a time
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: Our God-King has decreed that unemployment under his reign is a good and worthy thing and so we shall therefore no longer consider it when deciding on rate adjustments
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Despite the covid, watchmakers are meeting in Geneva to try to nurture recovery. You gotta hand it to them - they're refusing to phone it in
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A person apologizing for social media posts about rape and underaged girls, who said the drugs were clouding his judgment when he made them is A) a Thug Rapper B) A former Weinstein Company executive C) a Republican state congressman?
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks are not the economy. Stocks are not the economy. Stocks are not the economy
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hope none of them drank any tea
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Thu August 20, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Pirates President Travis Williams sees his first positive result since joining the team in October
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Claiming her daughter is not right in the head after her substance abused pilot light was blown out, Carol Burnett seeks legal custody of her grandson
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Tue August 18, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Going once... going twice... pppsssttt... the third offer will be a ticket on a 737MAX, you probably should take this one
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Iowa currently suffering a major disaster. He's going to participate in the recovery briefing regarding last week's derecho. This totally-not-a-campaign-rally will begin Soon™
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Sun August 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
American shopping is back to pre-pandemic levels. Mostly stocking up for the coming post-apocalyptic dystopia, but hey, good consumer news is good news, right?
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suddenly...inflation. Bet you thought this would be about llamas
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the first time since mid-March U.S. weekly jobless claims fall below one million
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Wed August 12, 2020
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
USA, you are the weakest link in the global recovery. Goodbye
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Covid-induced recession and recovery is neither a V nor a U. Rather, it's a drunken square root symbol
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Univeristy School of Economics finds that cutting off the $600 enhanced unemployment benefit would REALLY hurt the recovery of our economy. You know, the one that's almost entirely driven by conumer spending these days?
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Tested positive? Here's why the fifth day is important (and that doesn't mean the creation of birds and sea animals)
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Tue August 04, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
♬ And their won't be Rockettes at Radio City this Christmas / The greatest gift we'll get this year is life (Oooh) / Where nothing ever grows, traffic barely flows / Guess you know it's Covid time at all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blood plasma for the coronavirus blood God, it might just be the COVID-19 treatment we need
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The airline industry claims it won't recover until 2024
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The airline industry claims it won't recover until 2024
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer spending rises for second straight month in June as people get out and reload on TP, booze, kitchen staples, and refill their gas tanks
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Commerce Department's GDP report for the 3rd quarter will show the single greatest contraction of the economy in all American history. As in, there has never been a greater contraction. It was THE BIGGEST CONTRACTION EVER. See? Winning
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Ohio has evidently been taken over by reptilians and purveyors of demon semen
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Tue July 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Revenues McDown 30%
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Schindler lists 2000 new job cuts
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Wed July 22, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
COVID-19 outbreak in Detroit cloister: nun survived
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Tue July 21, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Great news: UK nurse survives 67 days in the hospital with covid, including 40 in a coma, and gets to go home. Less great news: She's still in this timeline
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida teachers union sues Florida over emergency order that schools completely open, turn on their side, and pour all the students and teachers into shark infested waters
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Thu July 16, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe we are getting a K-shaped recovery in the United States
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Mon July 13, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Body found at Lake Piru could be missing actress Naya Rivera [Update: it's her]
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yelp is serious about its employer/employee ratings
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Snacks, not sodas are the choice of a new generation in lockdown
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Sat July 11, 2020
(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
Old & busted when renting a car: New car smell. New hotness: Lysol smell
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck warns that 25% of small restaurants may never reopen. But his line of frozen foods is darn tasty, so why not pick up a meal in the freezer on your way from your WFH gig on the sofa
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Thu July 09, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Firefighter and daughter in critical condition after crash caused by iguana
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's TB12 company got between $350,000 and $1 million to help it survive the COVID-19 pandemic. If they don't lay off either employee, they get to keep it all
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tastes like chicken
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Wed July 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nothing ominous here. Just 1/3rd of Americans didn't make their rent or mortgage payments for July
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Golocalprov)
 
 
 
Rhode Island uses eye-catching slogan in anti-overdose PSA: 'Did you know your drug dealer is vegan?' Well, I didn't see him at the public restroom I use for snorting, so I have no idea
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Score)
 
 
 
MLS players going into Orlando bubble for return to play are treated to "Fyre Festival-like" box lunches, priced at $65 by their hosts. Welcome to Walt Disney World
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
While Republicans bemoan Minimum Wage Wally getting a living wage for the first time in his life while on unemployment. The Fed now owns Walmart's debt. Privatize the profits, and socialize the losses, eh 'Murica?
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