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headlines found matching 'Recession'
Wed June 29, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Market 8 Ball, what does past performance indicate about the second half of 2022?
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Tue June 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
NY Fed President looking to make a run for Mayor of Amity Island
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Judging by her track record with ARK Invest, I now doubt the existence of Recessions
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Judging by her track record with ARK Invest, I now doubt the existence of Recessions
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Fri June 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Methheads and other petty criminals are less incentivized to steal your copper pipes and wiring. Economists say this is a bad thing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New calls for violence circulate on right-wing social media . . . and all the old calls for violence too; it's just there are new threats as well. I guess nothing's really changed
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Thu June 23, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Move, Miss, get out the way. Get out the way, Miss, get out the way
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Wed June 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The good news: Oil prices have dropped almost 16 percent in just 2 weeks, which means some relief at the gas pumps is in sight. The bad news: And also indicating that we're edging ever closer to a full-blown recession
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Like cops who are mad about losing their beat-on-minorities benefits, your boss is getting sick of having to almost pay you fairly and occasionally treat you humanely
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed Chairman Jerome "Money Printer" Powell assures Congress that he will keep raising interest rates even if the stock market has a Taper Tantrum 2.0
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Tue June 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon lays off 3.5% of Tesla after ex-employees sue company. Let that be a lesson
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Fri June 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve declares "Unconditional" war on inflation. Which will most likely go about as well as our war against Afghanistan
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Nobody is going to save us from a recession. We're all on our own. Build your bunkers now, assemble your warband, and get ready to start cracking open the heads of your neighbors for that sweet, protein-filled goo inside
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The stock market kinda wants a recession, it's good for business in the long run
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You want cheaper gas? We will just crash the entire economy"
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(Kevin Drum)
 
 
 
Purely a coincidence that the Fed hikes rates only when Democrats are in the White House
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The good news: yesterday's Fed interest rate hike should slow inflation. The bad news: So much for the nice economy we had there, shame something had to happen to it
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fighting inflation to prevent a recession? Try fighting inflation to create a recession
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Crypto is doing so well that Coinbase just laid off 1100 employees
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
A Treasury bond yield inversion has signaled that there may be a recession on the event horizon, although it's not clear if they've tried reversing the Tachyon field or perhaps inverting the warp polarity in the Dilithium chamber
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Survey: CEO confidence falls, but isn't all bad. I mean they're fine
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Because it was scam all along? Because it has no intrinsic value? Because money is already good as money? Because after a while you run out of people dumb enough to pay you more than you paid to get it? Something about a fool and his coin
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your billionaire overlords are very concerned that high interest rates might damage the economy, specifically that part of the economy that makes them billionaires. Some sacrifices may be required
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your billionaire overlords are very concerned that high interest rates might damage the economy, specifically that part of the economy that makes them billionaires. Some sacrifices may be required
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Fri June 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"extremely recession-proof" business lost $748 mil last year and last month announced it was laying off around 10% of its staff. Bad karma? No, klarna
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley sings a song of ice and fire, warns winter is coming for the economy. You know nothing, Jay Powell
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley sings a song of ice and fire, warns winter is coming for the economy. You know nothing, Jay Powell
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Thank you for being an asshole
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Yeah we're gonna be needing some more of those 'I Did That' stickers. No, not for gas stations
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I screwed up, and the only way I can survive is to fire 10% of my staff
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
President Biden personally adds 390,000 jobs to the U.S. Economy in May. I'm sure we'll hear endless tales about how this is bad for America
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Wed June 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
At this point a Magic 8-Ball knows as much as we do. So let's see... it says "Ask again later." See what I told you
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Tue May 31, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
Boobies
 
I've never been able to tell the difference between a stripper and a financial advisor either
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
GDP contraction, last quarter, was the worst since the Covid recession, which as we all know is over and done with. No Covid problems here, or anywhere you can see. Buy more, citizen
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Record corporate profits don't contribute positively to the nation's economy
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Mon May 23, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Nearly half of Americans feel they are worse off today than one year ago. In a staggering coincindence, nearly half of Americans are not financially able to handle a $500 emergency and inflation has consumers paying $327/month more due to inflation
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Fri May 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's really starting to look like a bear market out there, so be careful at those rest stops
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US economy is 'nowhere near a recession this year,' says economist nowhere near morning sober
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Thu May 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Leisure and business flights dig themselves out of the covid hole just in time to get borked by the coming recession
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
$5 gas is bad enough, but $6?
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Mon May 16, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair warns of higher prices for flights this summer due to new "because we can, so f*ck you" fee
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair warns of higher prices for flights this summer due to new "because we can, so f*ck you" fee
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Translation from Fed-speak: we don't have the balls or the will Volcker did
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Translation from Fed-speak: we don't have the balls or the will Volcker did
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
"The big companies will be just fine, thanks to enormous financial cushions"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"The big companies will be just fine, thanks to enormous financial cushions"
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Fri April 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Europe's economy is doing as well as America's
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Some Guy Not Eastbound and Down)
 
 
 
Just in case you were wondering why truckers have enough time on their hands to just drive around in protest convoys
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(Some Guy Not Eastbound and Down)
 
 
 
Just in case you were wondering why truckers have enough time on their hands to just drive around in protest convoys
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Market Screener)
 
 
 
Proverbial "canary" indicator predicts downturn. Not that one, or that one, or that one. Ignore China shutting down last month which limited access to US goods. How about this, give me your palm the sweat will make for a better economic prediction
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs: We're the recession experts
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Prices driven up by inflation will likely stay there permanently, says a new report from the institute of rich people like money and don't you dare question your place in the machine, peasant
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Wed April 13, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Why there are growing fears the U.S. is headed to a recession?" "Because more than 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, while the billionaires control the media, the government, and most of the money" not found in the article
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How come nobody wants to party like it's 1999 anymore?
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Wed April 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Inflation causing consumers to rethink their spending plans, trading in canned tuna for ramen
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Fed has one job. ONE job
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Platform shoes, bell bottoms, leisure suits, it could all come back
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Wed March 30, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Germans?" "Forget it, they're slowing"
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Since 1961, the Fed has tried to curb inflation via interest rate hikes 9 different times. 8 of those times it triggered a recession. But 11% of the time, it worked every time
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Mon March 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Splǝᴉʎ ʎɹnsɐǝɹʇ. Uh-oh
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Sat March 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alan Greenspan's underwear can predict a recession
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs says $200 oil would cause a recession. So would a giant meteor or Godzilla, probably
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What kind of a dunderhead would be afraid of a squiggly line? "Hello"
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Tue March 08, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
The bears are coming out, and not the kind with chest hair who like to cuddle
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