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Tue August 04, 2020
(The Drum)
 
 
 
What marketers should do to survive the recession amid declining budgets. Bill Hicks would still recommend that they kill themselves
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Do you have a 2008 vehicle? Congratulations, you're average
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Where is voice tech going? With pic that both absolutely is and is not the future
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Millions of American workers had their pay cut temporarily due to the pandemic. For many, the pay cuts are no longer looking temporary
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's latest skill? Counting backwards
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The President of the United States is declaring that the Supreme Court has given him the right to rule unilaterally and make laws. Let that sink in for a moment
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Fri July 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Think of the Night King and Arya Stark"
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Thu July 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Experts: extended unemployment benefits, which expire next week, are the only thing between 30 million Americans and financial catastrophe. Trump: 'find something new.' McConnell: 'no blue state bailouts.' This is your regular failed state thread
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Vox media's furloughed employees downgraded to laid-off
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe we are getting a K-shaped recovery in the United States
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Wed July 15, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Good thing China has a workforce that isn't allowed to say no, they have avoided recession as the coronavirus is smashing other major economies
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald "Winner" Trump continues his string of record setting accomplishments with a projected $3.74 Trillion annual deficit. Eclipsing weak Obama's measly $1.4 Trillion record. You libs must be so triggered
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"We're now seeing the normal recession dynamics we were trying to avoid"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Mid East's energy producers are expected to earn $270 billion less in oil revenue this year proving oil and tears don't mix
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
So...why did you watch Tiger KIng?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lots of people said it couldn't be done, folks. That we had no chance. But we did it. We did it with Trump. WE HIT 50,000 NEW CORONAVIRUS CASES IN A SINGLE DAY. Woooooo-hooooo. USA USA USA USA
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
"The relatively strong economy of 2019 is not coming back for a good long while because Donald Trump is an incompetent oaf who has failed spectacularly at his job"
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
There might never be a better time to experiment with a Guaranteed Basic Income, as a way to deal with both racial inequality and the looming recession
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo announces bold plan to toss $10 billion at Coronavirus to see if a cash bribe will make it go away (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
My name is stock market TINA and I'm going to kill you
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Consumer sentiment slips in late June as confidence in U.S. economic policies slumps to Trump-era low"
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Fed to banks: look farkos, we're about to be in for a VERY bumpy ride, so you all are going to hang on to your cash and not deplete it by buying back your own stock or handing out dividends to investors until at least September, capice?
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Thu June 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
US GDP drops at a 5.0% rate in Q1 and that's the good news
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good News: First-time claims for unemployment benefits have fallen in every report for the past 12 weeks. Bad News: Another 1.5 million Americans filed initial jobless claims last week
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Wed June 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
IMF downgrades outlook for global economy, claiming a quick recovery would be unbelievable. WOAH
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The US economy won't recover because the rich aren't spending money on leisure. And you thought the US wasn't a service economy
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The stock market finally realizes that COVID-19 didn't go away
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Trump: If the Democrats win, there will be a recession and riots. So, no change, then?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Bank of England says the UK's recession is "less bad," but refuses to go so far as to say it's not "doubleplusungood"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
The great cycle continues, every generation gets mercilessly roasted by the generation after them. Except for Gen-X somehow. Anyhow carry on
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. expected to report a record rise in monthly retail sales, which is literally a positive being better than a negative
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Who benefits when the stock market goes up? Probably not you
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Well, looks like we're all doomed in August
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's economy shrank a record 20.4% in April. To put this in perspective, during the Great Recession it shrank by no more than one point in a month. Blimey
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Thu June 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow denies existence of recession. Again
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With the economy shrinking by a record 16%-21.8%, it's no strain to say the pain is plainly in Spain
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, the US pandemic recession began in February
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, the US pandemic recession began in February
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Airbnb is back in business, with bookings up vs last year
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and at really good room rates
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
The Athletic announces the layoff of 46 people. To read the rest of this headline, pay $6.99
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
20%
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pandemic. Recession. Mass Unemployment. Civil Unrest. Riots.. Sounds like the perfect time for the President of the United States to go golfing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, the recession is over. Now if you could all stop foraging through the dumpster behind my mansion that'd be swell
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, the recession is over. Now if you could all stop foraging through the dumpster behind my mansion that'd be swell
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
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Mon June 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
And on Wall Street today, markets reacted to nationwide riots, recession, and the continuing pandemic with the bored yawn of the rich
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you had Advantage as the next rental car company file bankruptcy, pickup your prize on row K #25
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Time to reset the clock. No, not that one, thank God. It's just Argentina defaulting again
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Most Americans will express their common sense
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Health and human services secretary: Be boostrappy and help the economy because depression from being unemployed can kill you. Subby: Bootstrappy is already your RX for mental health, choadbro
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Health and human services secretary: Be boostrappy and help the economy because depression from being unemployed can kill you. Subby: Bootstrappy is already your RX for mental health, choadbro
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The IMF says banks will struggle to be profitable through 2025. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? IT COULD HAPPEN
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Yertle is sabotaging Trump's re-election campaign
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
U Chicago study finds that 16M of the jobs lost over the past two months aren't coming back
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Welp, if you were wondering how long Americans could stand staying at home in order to save the lives of hundreds of thousands of fellow citizens, the answer was "2 months". WE'RE BACK, BABY
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
There are many different recession indicators...and a sudden spike in "how to travel on a budget" articles is one of them
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Great, unemployment is about to get even more depressing
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
36 million unemployed? BETTER CUT FOOD STAMPS
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Thu May 14, 2020
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
36.5M unemployed
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
36.5M unemployed
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Wed May 13, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
No foolin' - US wholesale prices dropped a record 1.3% in April
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After revolting March economic numbers, the UK is on course for a 'significant' recession much the same way it lost 'substantial' real estate in 1776
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Barter is back, baby. What am I bid for a bar of Yardley's Ginger & Sassafras soap, or a 2oz bottle of hand sanitizer, or a batch of homemade edibles? Got books? I'll trade premium for those. Watch out for land mines and stay on the marked path
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, remember when Republicans cared about government spending?
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
World's longest-running animated TV series goes into reruns after coronavirus makes it impossible to produce new episodes. Simpsons didn't do it
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DON'T click on this link
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Sat May 09, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you really want to be ready for a recession you better make sure your car is paid off, you pack a lunch every day for work, and you cook more meatless meals
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump sets another employment record. I'm feeling a depression from all this winning
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
The college cost bubble is starting to burst
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Get ready for deflation
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Democrats are fighting for the policies that, if they work, Republicans will later take credit for"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Essentially last month was just a really long dead cat bounce
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
European Central Bank warns of an economic downturn worse than anything seen since the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I'd ask you to come work in the fields where I grow my farks, but alas, my field is barren
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Here's your daily reminder Lindsey Graham is an asshole
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Wed April 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
US first-quarter GDP shrinks 4.8% vs 3.5% expected. Pants soiled accordingly and collectively
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US first-quarter GDP shrinks 4.8% vs 3.5% expected. Pants soiled accordingly and collectively
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
There's going to be a depression. A great depression. The greatest depression we've had for 90 years, says Trump's top jobs advisor
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Advertisers are changing the way they target consumers during the pandemic. Like sweatpants. Who the hell wears sweatpants?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Consumer sentiment seen stabilizing at the end of April. We said consumer (singular) not consumers (plural) because there is only one person buying things at this point
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Set of closely-watched business surveys show the scale of Europe's looming coronavirus recession: "Are we farked? Yes ☑ No ☐"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus has caused 26 million in the US to lose their jobs and, in many cases their health insurance but it's a pandemic, there's nothing we can do to help that. Look at Europe which has also been hit just as hard...they?..son-of-a-
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Twenty. Six. Million
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
You see there's this little problem with the calls for reopening the economy? It's NOT GOING TO FIX the economy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Horseman of the Apocalypse #2, come on down
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Tue April 21, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida among slowest states to process virus unemployment claims, hopes problem will solve itself
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Steven Mnuchin is a certified mnoron
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Selling goods people don't need at high prices is the first casualty of the recession
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Sat April 18, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Although many small business owners are angry they got nothing from the $350 billion PPP loan program, about 45% of the money went to $1+ million loans for 4% of the applicants, and banks got $6 billion in fees, so... huge success, really
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Turns out that most Americans would rather not sacrifice their loved ones at the altar of avarice
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
I know it's a stretch but it seems that service economies are likely to fail when there's no one around to service
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Minneapolis Fed president says major U.S. banks should raise $200 billion in capital. Wonder where they'll get it from?
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Think your work from home job is safe from the coronavirus recession? You may want to return that TV you just bought with your stimulus check
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Wed April 15, 2020
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Why Trump's slump in the polls is likely to last all year. Difficulty: It's NOT just his major fubar concerning the coronavirus
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. So let it be written, so let it be done
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
A whopping 73% of Americans agree Trump has shiatgibboned the economy
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby is 39 and this is his 3rd recession and/or depression. Why should he be excited about "getting back to normal" when normal is unpredictable yet somehow regular kicks to the nuts?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember twelve years ago when Republicans asked if Fartbongo could fart into a bongo so big he couldn't fart it? Twelve years later a personality-disordered orange shiat-gibbon doing many multiples of that is perfectly fine, because irony is dead
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not screwed enough by the recession, Millennials are even more screwed by the coming depression, expect to be blamed for it as well
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Yelp employees today: "Yelp"
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Putting a little cash aside apparently isn't called "saving" anymore unless you have a stock portfolio and disposable income
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer says there is a key difference between the 'coronavirus recession' and Great Recession. Regardless they both still suck
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
News: Argentina defaults on its debt. Fark: Again. Ultra Fark: For the 9th time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Dimon sees 'bad recession' after 'bad planning' for pandemic. Pearl unavailable for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's wrong with having a liquored-up party? Sounds smart to me
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Can you even job search during this trying time?
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