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Mon May 10, 2021
(Popular Info)		You'll be shocked to know that Corporate PACs are already planning to sweep January 6th under the rug so they can resume donations to insurrectionist Republicans again source: popular.info \| share:	36

Sun May 09, 2021
		Bad. The company you work for goes under and lays you off. Fark. You wake up on a Friday to find out the bank has taken back vacation time, which was already deposited in your account source: wcax.com \| share:	31

Fri May 07, 2021
	With a lot on their plates already, NJ residents may graze at buffets again source: tapinto.net \| share:	7
	The beer of the future is ready for millennials, and it's not avocado flavored source: earther.gizmodo.com \| share:	30
	Fark-ready road trip source: twitter.com \| share:	51
	January 12th is already National Pharmacist Day, so the Missouri Legislature decides to doubly-recognize it with the man who holds the national record for oxycontin consumption source: abc17news.com \| share:	37

Thu May 06, 2021
	Amtrak is ready now like Delta Airlines was in 1968, which really does explain so much source: ajc.com \| share:	16
	Five New England states have already vaccinated about 70% of adults. How many Rhode Islands is that? source: cnn.com \| share:	54
	Like the 10 mph, never-ending turn signals didn't already give it away source: jalopnik.com \| share:	8
	Researchers propose repurposing tabletop sensors to search for dark matter. Galaga, Ms. Pac Man, Mario, and others say they're ready to do their part - one quarter at a time source: phys.org \| share:	4
	You can make the most popular sandwich in Mexico at home, boasts headline assuming you haven't already heard of tacos source: salon.com \| share:	22

Wed May 05, 2021
	If the billions of Brood X cicadas weren't enough get ready for the invasive "crazy worms," that thrash through garden, farm, city, and forest soil source: vox.com \| share:	9
	Madrilenian feminists in topless protest against far-right candit....why bother? You've already clicked (NSFW in the US) source: english.elpais.com \| share:	91
	There's no real need to convict Trump since he already has turned Mar-a-Lago into a minimum security prison source: politico.com \| share:	65

Tue May 04, 2021
	Think you're ready to get outside and play as lockdowns ease? Consider Hungary's fire jugglers, who have been smoldering for far too long source: yahoo.com \| share:	13
	Millennials have it easy. When I was your age, I only had two chronic diseases and you've already got four, so quit whining source: cnbc.com \| share:	105
	Best Korea pulls out of qualifying for the 2022 World Cup. But the part about L'il Kim winning it all by himself already seems a bit heavy-handed source: apnews.com \| share:	5

Mon May 03, 2021
		"I believed my boyfriend when he said he was ready to be a father. Boy, was I wrong" source: slate.com \| share:	31

Sun May 02, 2021
	Anybody ready to see more pizzly bears? source: msn.com \| share:	7
	Ozzy Osbourne says he has fifteen songs ready for his next disappointing, mumbly album source: nme.com \| share:	18

Sat May 01, 2021
	Apparently President Biden has already cut a deal with Venezuela's quasi-dictator Maduro for the release of US oil executives source: apnews.com \| share:	45
	Blue Origin is ready to sell tickets to space, the virgins from Brazil, China launches a small moon, Jeff Bezos cries, China will launch its own Starship as soon as they can steal the plans from Elon's laptop, and Vega does not go boom 🚀 source: arstechnica.com \| share:	20

Fri April 30, 2021
	Thought Prince's rendition of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" was already awesome? Here's the director's cut source: guitarworld.com \| share:	33
	The American Hockey League has lost enough money already and will not bother with playoffs for the second season in a row source: tsn.ca \| share:	10

Thu April 29, 2021
	NYC plans to open to 100% capacity by July 1st. Locals already complaining about tourists crowding Times Square source: forexlive.com \| share:	52
(Some Guy)	Got $495,000 USD spare? You could get you a 100% airworthy and ready to keep flying 1945 Grumman TBM-3E Avenger torpedo bomber source: silodrome.com \| share:	41

Wed April 28, 2021
	Sup, fam? This your homie, JP Morgan, letting you know that our wealth management teams are on fleek and ready to diamondhand your nest egg to the moon. Lit source: cnbc.com \| share:	66
	100 ways Biden has already proven he's different from Trump source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	84
	Deepfake technology has already been used on politicians and celebrities. Now imagine deepfake technology on satellite imagery. The process is already here source: theverge.com \| share:	7
	Vaccinated and ready to be at the gym in 26 minutes? Great, here's what you need to know. And remember, it's leg day source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	35
	If the search warrant at Rudy's didn't already get Trumpworld worried, this next search warrant should have them Toensing up source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	157
	Corn prices are getting ready to POP source: axios.com \| share:	26

Tue April 27, 2021
	Ready for the restrictions to ease and head out on a road trip this summer? Good luck finding gas due to a tanker driver shortage source: msn.com \| share:	43
	Neutral gray is out. TARDIS blue is in. What's next? Enterprise-D ready room pink? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	11

Mon April 26, 2021
(KSiteTV)	Gambi warns the Pierces of an impending Crisis. Didn't we do this already? Black Lightning, Season 4 (and last) Episode 9, "The Book of Ruin, Chapter 4: Lyding" tonight at 9 ㏘ EDT on The CW source: ksitetv.com \| share:	12
	The first rule of bank robbery is to have your getaway vehicle ready. The second rule is to actually use it and not just stand there like a dumbass and get arrested, as Florida Man finds out source: clickorlando.com \| share:	24
	If it doesn't come with a Leia hologram already in its memory banks, why bother? source: gizmodo.com \| share:	15

Sun April 25, 2021
	For sale: Jaguar convertible. Will need a bit of work before it is ready to leak oil again source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	59
	Florida Woman, already on probation for vehicular manslaughter, speeds by trooper at 100+ mph, loses control, slides down embankment, goes airborne over fence, slams into parked truck, light pole, palm tree. That's a bingo source: wfla.com \| share:	79
	ABC News: only 52% of Americans approve of President Biden's work in office, lower at 100 days than anyone since 1945. Twitter replies: You already forgot about the last guy? source: twitter.com \| share:	338
	Behold, we reveal egg truths that only the experts know and have been jealously keeping from your unready, ovo-novitiate gaze source: eatthis.com \| share:	12

Sat April 24, 2021
		Fark Ready Headline: Man arrested after head-butting staffers at Southie restaurant, fleeing crash with trash bags full of marijuana source: whdh.com \| share:	28

Fri April 23, 2021
	Well, I built me a raft and she's ready for floating, ol' Mississippi, she's calling my name. Catfish jumpin, that paddle wheel pumpin', black water keep on rolling by just the same in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	234
	Truck carrying watermelons crashes. Gallager already on the scene to clear the cargo source: pix11.com \| share:	14
	The Seattle Kraken have yet to play a game but are already being sued for copyright infringement by a local dive bar source: king5.com \| share:	44
	On the bright side, at least most of the nachos were already eaten source: twitter.com \| share:	15

Thu April 22, 2021
	First the EU was concerned about giving people AstraZeneca due to blood clots and now they are upset over AstraZeneca vaccine delivery shortages. Make up your mind already source: cnbc.com \| share:	46
	Nathan's Famous is bringing back unlimited 5-cent hot dogs to Coney Island and you're already headed to the subway. Tag to remind you to bring your jacket, it's cold this morning source: nypost.com \| share:	25
	There literally isn't enough popcorn on the planet to have ready for this. Tag is for MTG for considering to go against the woman who eats morons for a light snack source: twitter.com \| share:	159

Wed April 21, 2021
	In case you weren't already getting your daily recommended portion of glitter source: pinknews.co.uk \| share:	21
	M.O.D.O.K. is ready to bring the world to its knees source: youtube.com \| share:	36
	For those still worried about universal health care (aka Medicare For All), we're basically living it already for COVID vaccines: funded by the government with no worrying about networks, copays, balance-bills, referrals, or finding a fax machine source: theweek.com \| share:	93
	Bill introduced by Progressives would make college free for most Americans, which is awesome news to those of us not already saddled with student loan debt source: thehill.com \| share:	185

Tue April 20, 2021
	The time in history when the US was ready to start a nuclear war against the Soviet Union to save Mao. Looks like Nixon and Kissinger were commies lovers source: scmp.com \| share:	11
	Hey everybody, those coal miners are finally ready to learn to code source: arstechnica.com \| share:	52
	5 ways to tell if a pineapple is ready for your pizza source: foodandwine.com \| share:	19
	Will the NEVER 6-Man Tag Titles come back to the Bullet Club? Can LIJ finally get a win over the United Empire? Is Taichi about ready to kill Tama Tonga? Road to Wrestling Dontaku 2021 rolls on @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	35

Mon April 19, 2021
	Facebook wants Congress to write laws how online services should make users' data available to transfer to other platforms (google, etc.). Oh BTW, it's already doing it source: cnbc.com \| share:	12
	The NBA is already getting ready for the usual verdict in the Derek Chauvin trial source: espn.com \| share:	6

Sun April 18, 2021
		What, you thought it was already Spring? Mother Nature laughs at your calendar source: weather.com \| share:	34

Fri April 16, 2021
		The Mets have already had games postponed for Covid and rain this season so why not snow? source: nj.com \| share:	7

Thu April 15, 2021
(Some Guy)	Fark-ready headline: A South Korean beauty brand admitted that its product marked 'I'm paper bottle' is actually a plastic bottle wrapped in paper source: luxepacknewyork.com \| share:	7
	Warnock has already raised close to $6 million for his re-election source: ajc.com \| share:	23
	It's only April 15th and the Mets have already had 6 games postponed. At this rate they'll be playing until November source: twitter.com \| share:	10

Wed April 14, 2021
	Nevada is betting on June 1st for reopening. Good thing people already given to risky activities don't fly in from all over the country to spend time indoors in the Nevada desert during the summer source: mynews4.com \| share:	20
	I've already been jabbed by the Johnson. What do? source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	50

Tue April 13, 2021
	Conor McGregor decides he's not ready for another ass kicking source: cnn.com \| share:	4
	One of 22 people running in the special election to replace late TX Rep. Ron Wright, Michael Wood is basing his campaign on the idea that the average GOP voter is sick of Trump and ready to move on. So this is the last time you'll ever hear his name source: politico.com \| share:	37
	Mike Pompeo already violating Fox News' sometimes policy against partisan political activities by being keynote speaker at Mar-a-Lago fundraiser source: huffpost.com \| share:	36

Mon April 12, 2021
		Millennials are ready to kick Boomers out of the real estate market source: axios.com \| share:	68

Sat April 10, 2021
		Giant pet tortoise on the run after escaping Kansas home. Figured the neighbor's lettuce would be ready by the time he got there source: msn.com \| share:	34

Fri April 09, 2021
		The main thing that HBO's new Steampunk series "The Nevers" proves is that Steampunk has gone mainstream, and it's time to move on to something else. I've already found a cool new genre, but you probably haven't heard of it source: npr.org \| share:	119

Thu April 08, 2021
	Mass extinction is coming, scientists say, so get ready to crack open your neighbor's skull and feast upon the tasty goo inside source: futurism.com \| share:	21
	Wait, I thought Jared Kushner and Kellyanne Conway already solved the opioid crisis source: politico.com \| share:	28
	NYC singles now gearing for getting infected with good old fashioned STDs, ready to enjoy a "slutty summer" of casual sex as COVID vaccinations rise source: nypost.com \| share:	65

Wed April 07, 2021
	Iran state TV acknowledges their Houthi rebel supply ship was attacked in Red Sea off of Yemen on Tuesday. Doesn't blame it on anyone yet, but Israel is already raising its hand source: 9news.com.au \| share:	14
	Coors announces release of even more watered down version of its already bland beer source: theknow.denverpost.com \| share:	17
	Women arrested in viral naked Dubai photo shoot to be deported and you're already checking flight schedules for planes saying bye to Dubai (NSFW photos) source: nypost.com \| share:	120

Tue April 06, 2021
	Lake Superior State University in Michigan is offering college students a scholarship to study cannabis aaannnd you've already left to enroll source: cnn.com \| share:	27
	Ray Fisher is ready to talk, and it's not "Booyah" source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	44
	It's very early in today's "Well, there it is..." race, but we may already have a winner source: thehill.com \| share:	127

Mon April 05, 2021
	The dumbest of bubbles might already be popping. EFTs are the POGs of blockchain source: cnn.com \| share:	36
(Faster pussycat)	The KRILL is a small underwater drone with a magnet that allows it to hang on to a ship until it's damn good and ready to jump off source: techlinkcenter.org \| share:	14
(WPDH)	Ice cream shop in Poughkeepsie combines three things you already love: grilled sandwiches, donuts, and ice cream, thus inventing the doughnini. Ta-da source: wpdh.com \| share:	11

Sun April 04, 2021
	Subby is, he supposes, soliciting suggestions for coping mechanisms for knowing (fearing?) he'll never be good enough for a casual or romantic sexual or platonic relationship; and subby has already been though therapy, thank you source: fark.com \| share:	75
	"If she were a terrible lifter, I would tell you all about how terrible she is. But that wouldn't make her a worse person either to be honest. She's already at rock bottom" source: theslot.jezebel.com \| share:	151

Sat April 03, 2021
	Ready to experience a fourth wave? source: npr.org \| share:	115
	Get ready for the return of supersonic flight source: axios.com \| share:	40

Fri April 02, 2021
	Pompous people already blowing their stimulus checks on "I Got Vaccinated"-type merch on Etsy to rub it in to the havenots source: vox.com \| share:	47
	How ready are you to introduce your pandemic baby to the world? source: nytimes.com \| share:	6
	A new trailer for "The Suicide Squad" already? Sure, why not source: youtube.com \| share:	11

Thu April 01, 2021
		60% of people say they've improved their skills on their hobby thanks to all the time they spent on it during the past year. In related news, subby is ready to arm wrestle anyone at any time source: uk.sports.yahoo.com \| share:	69

Wed March 31, 2021
	Forrest Fenn's treasure may have already been located but the consequences of the search show no signs of slowing down source: kbzk.com \| share:	6
	Because 'Murica, the demand for life-saving Covid vaccines is already waning in some parts of the country source: axios.com \| share:	106
	Fark ready headline: 'GripTok' and the myth of the 'gorilla grip' coochie possibly NSFW source: mashable.com \| share:	40
	Goldman Sachs is ready to offer bitcoin and other digital assets to its wealth management clients now that they've already made the easy money source: cnbc.com \| share:	14

Tue March 30, 2021
	FDA gives Thumbs Up a thumbs down for doing what it supposed to do. Contact your Medical Professional if your Thumbs Up lasts longer than 4 hours cuz your squeeze is already over it source: fda.gov \| share:	27
	Sharon Stone has breast enlargement surgery, and you've probably gone and clicked the link already without knowing that it was done without her consent source: theguardian.com \| share:	75

Mon March 29, 2021
	If you are in a car with meth and that car is sitting on the side of the road and the police notice said car, you might want to make sure the fake name you give them doesn't already have an active arrest warrant attached to it source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	17
	Chuck Schumer has a significant power play ready to go source: axios.com \| share:	52

Sun March 28, 2021
		Prosecutors are ready to prosecute Trump source: politicususa.com \| share:	167

Sat March 27, 2021
	Good news, doomsdayers: A time traveler has gone six years into the future where he says humans are already extinct (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	81
	Sen. Marco Rubio lowers expectations, though, you already knew that source: wfla.com \| share:	39

Fri March 26, 2021
	Jessica Walter had already recorded all her voiceovers for the final season of Archer before going to the great cocktail bar in the sky source: deadline.com \| share:	39
	Commercial vessels are already saying "Fark it, we'll just go around Africa then." If only someone would jam the Panama Canal too and complete the 19th Century nautical time warp source: twitter.com \| share:	49
	The taste testers at Heinz really need an intervention. Just stop it already source: delish.com \| share:	33

Thu March 25, 2021
	Someone's at the door. If it's that swan again, tell him we've already got some source: foxnews.com \| share:	12
	California's cunning plan to dumb down phishing training for State employees is already yielding big returns source: krebsonsecurity.com \| share:	11
	Jessica Walter was good and ready source: deadline.com \| share:	134
(Nintendo Wire)	It appears his body was, in fact, not ready source: nintendowire.com \| share:	11

Wed March 24, 2021
		Last week: OMG there's all these white college kids partying without masks in Miami. City officials: Meh. This week: OMG there's a bunch of Black kids getting ready to come party in Miami. They might not wear masks. City Officials: SHUT IT DOWN source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	96

Tue March 23, 2021
	Ten best original TV series on Amazon I've already binge watched or watched 2-3 episodes and went all "yeah, how about no" on it source: howtogeek.com \| share:	125
	Unbeaten U.S. men's soccer team close to first Olympic berth since 2008. Get your "tied" gifs ready source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	37

Mon March 22, 2021
	Secretary Haaland already reversing the damage Trump has done to the Native Americans source: yahoo.com \| share:	19
	Now that Retribution seemingly has broken up, will someone step up to LEEd the midcard? Who will Riddle offer a bad business idea to this week? Is anyone ready for Asuk...Forget that nonsense, here comes Rhea Ripley WWE RAW starts at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com \| share:	178
	Sanford and Sons Aerospace gets ready to launch their truck into orbit source: npr.org \| share:	25
(Some Cereal Guy)	If you're ready to have nostalgia about things from 2009, here you go source: bestproducts.com \| share:	7

Fri March 19, 2021
	How do we reopen the country now that Covid-19 is in our rearview mirror? We declare holidays on the first Monday of every month for four months. Why don't we already do that? Mondays suck - we have songs about it and everything source: theguardian.com \| share:	65
	Fark-ready headline: Spanish porn star is charged with manslaughter after fashion photographer died at his home from inhaling psychedelic toad vapour source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	48
	Your bracket is already busted. You just don't know it yet source: wandtv.com \| share:	11

Thu March 18, 2021
	Robert Aaron Long's first court appearance canceled on news that he's already had one really bad day this week and why heap any more grief on the poor guy? source: 11alive.com \| share:	142
	Article: This diet will protect you from Covid. Also article: 40% of Americans are already on this diet source: ca.style.yahoo.com \| share:	42

Wed March 17, 2021
	Fark ready headline: Welsh goat population rockets after Covid cancels contraception drive source: theguardian.com \| share:	13
	Looks like Republicans are already planning to lose Colorado in 2022 source: axios.com \| share:	53
	What car has the best grille now to the left, gas-fueled discussion to the right. New BMWs already excluded source: jalopnik.com \| share:	31
	Meghan McCain blames VP Harris for Republican vaccine hesitancy because she had concerns that Trump may have forced the vaccine out before it was ready for political reasons, and Republicans hang on Kamala's every word source: thewrap.com \| share:	85
	"She basically does it because she loves us. She also lives in the house all winter. She slept outside one night before the Iditarod to get ready. Otherwise she's a couch dog that also runs 4,000 miles each winter" source: adn.com \| share:	1

Tue March 16, 2021
	Are you ready to be touched again, maybe 'take a bong rip of someone's breath'? source: thecut.com \| share:	36
	White House prepares to kick off $1.5 billion vaccine advertising blitz. The pro-vaccine campaign will reportedly specifically target young people and conservatives since the rest of you already know better source: statnews.com \| share:	49
	Iran reveals it has a hidden secret 'missile city' ready for lots of pew pew pew against much of the Middle East, including Israel. Expect a lot of real incoming pew pew pew from those concerned about this soon source: 9news.com.au \| share:	45
	Dick's to launch men's athleisure line to rival Lululemon. Get ready to see everyone's Dick&Lemons™ source: cnbc.com \| share:	52
	Fark-ready headline: Man gets trashed, has to be rescued from garbage truck in Enid source: ktul.com \| share:	12

Mon March 15, 2021
	It has already been an entire year since the Patriots have had a quarterback as good as Tom Brady. Won't they hurry up all ready? source: bostonherald.com \| share:	12
	Spiffy: The Iroquois Nationals lacrosse team is lobbying to compete in the Olympics under the flag of the Haudenosaunee Confederacy. Ironic: They already came 3rd in the World Lacrosse championshiop, and still the IOC rejected them source: cbc.ca \| share:	16
	Cricut to hobbyists: Thanks for making our machines so popular during quarantine that we're now going public. Also, since we need to pump our revenues before our IPO, we're going to make you pay monthly fee to keep using the machine you already own source: hackaday.com \| share:	41
	The 16 Best shirts for big boobs... with pictures? Is this what counts as journalism today? This is a travesty against the 4th estate and evidence of the ongoing decline of socie...and you already clicked. FML source: msn.com \| share:	196
	Are any of us really ready to go back into the world after months of staying inside? source: salon.com \| share:	28
	WWE "Superstar" Virgil thinks he's a shoo-in for the Hall of Fame Class of 2021, has already pressed his formal sweatpants source: ringsidenews.com \| share:	17

Sat March 13, 2021
	...not sure the world is ready for furry tribble fake-food source: soranews24.com \| share:	6
	Is America finally -- FINALLY -- ready to embrace kelp? Enterprising kelp farmer has developed recipes for chocolate chip cookies, pesto, compound butter, cucumber and kelp salad, mashed potatoes, and even kelp pasta source: foodandwine.com \| share:	32
	What happens when you don't have to wait for President Ego to sign the relief checks just so he can see his big pretty signature? They are already hitting bank accounts source: yahoo.com \| share:	164

Fri March 12, 2021
	Verizon happy to see many have heard about their upcoming bond deal and are ready to sign a new contract source: marketwatch.com \| share:	1
	Lawyer trying to get his Oathkeeper Capitol rioter out of jail admits they did have a "Quick Reaction Force" ready to cross the Potomac. Not to be outdone, his client insults the Capitol Police source: cnn.com \| share:	98

Thu March 11, 2021
	Russian scientist works on "Immortality Roadmap" project where an AI creates digital human consciousness vessels to live on after the body expires. Joke's on him when he'll finally realize that we're "living" in a simulation already source: cbr.com \| share:	15
	OK guys with vaccinations, Susan Sarandon is ready to date source: foxnews.com \| share:	57

Wed March 10, 2021
		Is America ready for a Senator Geraldo? source: cleveland.com \| share:	77

Tue March 09, 2021
	If you cared about cooking as much as they do, you'd have already discovered the cheeseless grilled cheese like they just did source: epicurious.com \| share:	39
	Rioter would like to take his stupid prize and go quarantine in a nice comfy hotel now, if you infuriating peons would just unlock his cell already source: nbcnews.com \| share:	176
	Uh, guys? You know that whole future "killer robot" thing that people are worried about becoming a reality? It's already here source: forbes.com \| share:	21
	Ruckus between dancers at strip club annnnnd you already clicked the link source: tcpalm.com \| share:	71
	You may have already read articles about the Oprah interview with Harry and Meghan, but you haven't read one with a first paragraph this good source: irishtimes.com \| share:	163

Mon March 08, 2021
	Because Texas does not have enough problems already source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	86
	Nothing says "Taking back control" like "None of the border control posts will be ready by the thrice-extended deadline in June" source: theguardian.com \| share:	29

Sun March 07, 2021
	Can Kenny Omega or Jon Moxley survive an Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch? Will Jericho & MJF stuff & mount the Young Bucks on a wall? Is Sting really ready for a street fight? AEW Revolution starts @ 8pm ET on PPV, B/R Live, FITE.tv where available source: allelitewrestling.com \| share:	326
	Take-Two CEO reckons his bonus targets are ready for $70 video games source: eurogamer.net \| share:	50
	Today's fark ready headline: Vehicle crashes into waterfall in Atlantis source: wptv.com \| share:	26

Sat March 06, 2021
	Except at the end at 2 AM, when I had already gone home because it was past my bedtime and those meanie Democrats were left by themselves to vote to cut the debate time on the bill source: twitter.com \| share:	72
	"How Pacific Rim's sci-fi world was transformed into a Netflix anime." Um, it's giant robots and giant monsters, it was practically anime already source: theverge.com \| share:	51

Fri March 05, 2021
	How did the Q get into Sequim? It was already there source: vice.com \| share:	74
	Somehow the Baltimore Ravens come up with an even more ridiculous overtime proposal for the NFL than the league already has. At what point does the NFL swallow its pride and go with the superior NCAA method? source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	43

Thu March 04, 2021
(Some Guy)	We love cheese. We love tea. Are we ready for ... cheese tea? source: harney.com \| share:	31
	Will Ibushi end the lineage of the IWGP Heavyweight & Intercontinental titles? Can Despy become a Quadruple Champion? Who's ready to start the New Japan Cup? NJPW's 49th Anniversary Show starts @ 3:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	85

Wed March 03, 2021
	Testimony: Even with National Guard troops loaded onto buses and ready to go, senior Pentagon leaders refused Capitol Police Chief Sund's "frantic" requests for three hours and 19 minutes source: msn.com \| share:	82
	Are you ready for some punting? source: youtube.com \| share:	16
	Guess which (D) Rep is already screwing with the CLEAN Future Act? That's right: Frank Pallone source: commondreams.org \| share:	23

Tue March 02, 2021
	Tom Brady has already been working on winning his eighth Super Bowl for 23 days source: tampabay.com \| share:	9
	Babushka cats - or as they say in States of United America "do-rag kitties". Your cat is annoyed & wishes you would work outside the home already source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	9

Mon March 01, 2021
	While subby was online at 3 a.m. repeatedly refreshing the page to try and get his 88-year-old mother an appointment, he learned that R. Kelly has already gotten two vaccination shots source: the-sun.com \| share:	18
	China not ready to have the Boeing 737 Max fall out of the sky yet source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	7

Sun February 28, 2021
	WTF Oklahoma? Just secede already source: koco.com \| share:	183
	A gold microphone to go with the golden idol. We're already off to a good start. Trump to speak at CPAC. 3:40 PM ET source: thehill.com \| share:	757
	Were you excited about foldable phones when you first heard about them? Too late... they are already passé and no1currs anymore source: cnet.com \| share:	30

Sat February 27, 2021
	Saturday Evening MMA: UFC Fight Night 186, Jairzinho Rozenstruick vs Ciryl Gane, Nikita Krylov vs Magomed Ankalaev. Prelims at 5 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on ESPN+ source: ufc.com \| share:	240
	Today in how the hell is this not already the law: Informing voters when their polling place has been changed source: twitter.com \| share:	50
	North Dakota decides transparency is for suckers and we don't need to see any vote totals before the Electoral College meets. Do they think we don't already know they're going to pick the Republican? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	118
	New study suggests if you've already had COVID, you'll only need a single vaccine shot. Wait, strike that ... make that SIX recent studies suggest that source: usatoday.com \| share:	52
	Will the last video rental chain to close its doors please turn out the ... and we're too late, they're already gone source: msn.com \| share:	122
	Mark Meadows claims Trump is already planning his next administration and will declare himself the presumptive nominee at CPAC source: nypost.com \| share:	190

Fri February 26, 2021
	Friday PM news dump from Australian Government already under fire for mishandling office rape allegations: one of the Cabinet Ministers is under police investigation for sex offences against a 16 year old girl in 1988 source: theguardian.com \| share:	28
	Attention: John Mulaney has checked out of rehab. We now return you to your regular programming already in progress source: vulture.com \| share:	18

Thu February 25, 2021
	Patton Oswalt is ready to bring the severed head of Chewbacca to the Marvel Universe source: tv.avclub.com \| share:	18
	Just shy of two months into this year, TSA officers at the airport have already found six guns. Five this month at this one airport source: wtae.com \| share:	50
	Italians ready to go to war with New York Times source: theguardian.com \| share:	35

Wed February 24, 2021
	And we complete another full news circle with the ritual article asking "do older people have sex?" as if we don't have enough uncomfortable thoughts in our heads already source: vice.com \| share:	60
	Normal sports team: new player has to give up uniform number because player already on team wears it. Mets: new player has to give up uniform number because the mascot wears it source: espn.com \| share:	8

Tue February 23, 2021
		Paradox puts another stake in the Vampire franchise, decides it's not yet ready for the light of day source: kotaku.com \| share:	47

Mon February 22, 2021
	Tonight on RAW is the fallout from last night's Elimination Chamber: How does this affect Drew's path to the WM main event? Will The Miz regret his deal with the Hurt Business? Did they find anyone ready for Asuka? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com \| share:	153
	Are you a member of Congress? Were you on your phone during the Jan. 6 insurrection? Yeah, thanks to some special emergency powers, the FBI already is already balls-deep in this information source: theintercept.com \| share:	77

Sun February 21, 2021
		With no crowds, the Louvre gets a rare chance at renovating. Lupin already seen filling out the contractor paperwork source: apnews.com \| share:	33

Sat February 20, 2021
		The setting looks like that in Mystery, Alaska so get your favorite Skank Martin quotes ready for today's outdoor game at 3 PM ET. 11 other games scattered throughout the day starting at 12:30 PM . Go grab your favorite supple reporter & settle in. SUP source: nhl.com \| share:	279

Fri February 19, 2021
	You know how after the Mississippi goes over its banks or a hurricane makes landfall there's a huge push to prop up insurance companies because of all the claims? Yeah. Get ready for when Texas thaws out source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	68
	Canada ready to tag in for Australia after they pile drive Facebook into oblivion source: reuters.com \| share:	153
	Thousands of pounds worth of cannabis strewn across the road after high-speed car crash. Subby thinks the police must have already gotten to it because it only looks like a few pounds from the pics source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	19
	PA GOP Senator Pat Toomey is retiring and Trump loyalist are already saying "Any candidate who wants to win in Pennsylvania in 2022 must be full Trump MAGA". In a state Trump lost. Bold strategy Cotton source: politico.com \| share:	64

Thu February 18, 2021
	That radical-socialist AOC has already raised $325,000 to donate to the Texas relief fund, trying to make it a million by midnight source: twitter.com \| share:	476
	Russia and China ready to sign historic deal to build first ever evil lair on the moon, leaving U.S. out in the cold to build their own universe-dominating moon base source: thesun.ie \| share:	71
	The feds were already investigating Roger Stone and the Proud Boys to see how deeply connected he was and how serious they were with threatening his trial judge source: cnn.com \| share:	44
	Biden administration well on track to easily surpass its goal of 100 million first doses in its first 100 days: 12% of the U.S. population has already been vaccinated for COVID-19, with 55.2 million doses administered source: wkyc.com \| share:	91

Wed February 17, 2021
	It's opening day for pitchers and catchers. And the Orioles season is over already source: nbcsports.com \| share:	19
	Graham would tell McConnell the GOP won't get control of the Senate without Trump. And we already know it couldn't keep control of the Senate with Trump. So clearly, I cannot trust the wine in front of you source: newsweek.com \| share:	69
	Mechanical vagina vows to take over the world. Real ones who already run it laugh and laugh and laugh (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	77

Tue February 16, 2021
	Australian employment already back to pre-pandemic levels. Imagine how well they could have been doing if they didn't have shutdowns and wear masks but instead focused on saving the economy source: abc.net.au \| share:	43
	Ethanol needs to die already source: motherjones.com \| share:	80

Mon February 15, 2021
	VP confirms what you already knew: There was no stockpile, there was no plan source: axios.com \| share:	184
	Suddenly people care about the debt, and it's almost as if another administration proposed the budget for 2021...or Biden has already spent $2.3 trillion without his $1.9 trillion stimulus so Biden is the King of Debt?? source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	36
	5pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream, OMG is it Monday already edition source: twitch.tv \| share:	9
	Houston, already suffering from Snowmageddon, now faces rolling blackouts. Stay safe Texas Farkers source: khou.com \| share:	300
	Panhandle Hooker ready to blow the lower half of Michigan source: mlive.com \| share:	23

Sat February 13, 2021
	The US economy is designed to funnel all the money to the already-rich. If you're not rich now, brush up on shanty-town construction methods, because we'll be Sao Paolo in another decade or two source: salon.com \| share:	123
	DeJoy's next great "improvement" plan for the US Postal Service that he is ready to troll out: slower and more costly delivery source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	35
	Hope you made your supply run to the grocery store already. Because that bread and milk ain't gonna ski over to you through the blizzard source: weather.com \| share:	130

Fri February 12, 2021
	Have a pin ready, in case this woman knocks at your door source: kob.com \| share:	22
	Russians getting ready to pass gas in Europe source: dw.com \| share:	43
	It's already here: How does Taylor Swift's 2021 version of Love Story compare to the 2008 original? For starters, the mic is so crisp you can actually hear her whispering "I can't believe I wrote this shiat" source: bbc.com \| share:	43

Thu February 11, 2021
	Trevor Bauer hasn't been a Dodger for a week yet and he's already complaining about something source: nypost.com \| share:	8
	The House Impeachment Managers have successfully created a situation where the only real excuse Republicans can now use for acquitting Trump is their own personal cowardice. Which, let's be honest, most of them have already all but admitted to source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	100
	Cara Dune died on the way back to her home planet, which was already destroyed by the first Death Star source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	447

Wed February 10, 2021
	Fark ready headline of the day: "Dick Cage Maker Says IoT Chastity Belt Is Safe After New Penetration Test" source: vice.com \| share:	21
	Suicide Squad II: Their First Assignment is ready to disappoint audiences, says James Gunn source: digitalspy.com \| share:	39

Tue February 09, 2021
	Silly off-season starts already: Here's a three-round mock draft for the NFL -- including many assumed trades. Fun but pointless source: nfl.com \| share:	2
	Fark ready headline of the day: Iranian cleric says Covid-19 vaccine turns people gay source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	106
	UAE Mars probe launched 7 months ago prepares to orbit the planet. Sri Lankan and Filipino mechanics hidden on board report it's a little warm, but they're ready source: bbc.com \| share:	24
	Amal probe ready for insertion into Mars orbit source: spaceflightnow.com \| share:	8

Mon February 08, 2021
		Ready to feel extra old? This year will mark the 50th anniversary of Don McLean's American Pie. Here's a new version where he proves that he has still got the pipes in his 70's source: youtube.com \| share:	57

Sun February 07, 2021
		Maybe we shouldn't give people that already have abused their power more power source: msnbc.com \| share:	76

Sat February 06, 2021
	Vaccinated boomers are ready to get their freak on source: texasmonthly.com \| share:	96
	The GOP is already revising history with how they and Trump handled the pandemic, here's a preview of how they plan to gaslight the country source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	83
	MIT researchers have taught spinach to send emails. Not sure what the big deal is; we've already had a vegetable sending dozens of tweets a day for years source: thebolditalic.com \| share:	17
	Data, ready the teleporter source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	21

Fri February 05, 2021
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 5 is 'absolve' as in: "Don't bother looking at the crossword puzzle in the newspaper, absolve'd it already" source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	15
	Antonio Brown to be ready for your Super Bowl enjoyment source: nfl.com \| share:	13
	Get ready for more Greta Thunbergs, all you olds, because she's the template not the exception source: theconversation.com \| share:	32

Thu February 04, 2021
	"My husband is asking for permission to see prostitutes to fulfill his desires. I guess I should be glad he asked, but do I have to bless his infidelity? Do you think he's already seen one? Is it better than having an affair?" source: slate.com \| share:	28
	Ready to Bang for Decades? source: engadget.com \| share:	25
	Kyler Murray ready to play Major League Baseball source: arizonasports.com \| share:	1

Wed February 03, 2021
	Only two games for Wednesday Night Hockey. At 5:30 PM ET we have the Red Wings duking it out with the Lightning. Then at 8:00 PM ET it is the Bruins and the Flyers squaring off. Both games are on NBCSN. We all ready for a fun time? source: nhl.com \| share:	69
	How to know if you're suffering from parental burnout. If you're questioning it and read this, chances are you already know source: metro.co.uk \| share:	6

Tue February 02, 2021
	Mall shooting near GameStop. Just sell, already source: wcax.com \| share:	25
	Canada's groundhog Wiarton Willie predicts an EARLY spring. Get ready to pack away your parkas in mid May, eh source: cbc.ca \| share:	29
	We've already reached the point where it's simply too late into Biden's term as president to hold Senate hearings on Merrick Garland's confirmation source: thehill.com \| share:	88

Mon February 01, 2021
	They're making a movie... about the GameStop short squeeze... already. You know, that thing that started TEN DAYS AGO ON A REDDIT FORUM source: deadline.com \| share:	55
	The connections between Korean typhoons and wildfires on America's west coast are often much more subtle and complex than we with our rough and ready understanding of the physical world might naturally suppose source: phys.org \| share:	5

Sun January 31, 2021
	Scotland ready to kick Trump where it hurts source: politicususa.com \| share:	106
	The Central African Republic is almost ready to change its name to the Central African Military Dictatorship source: bbc.com \| share:	43

Sat January 30, 2021
		Jon Stewart is on Twitter for barely a day and he's already catching up with old friends source: twitter.com \| share:	91

Fri January 29, 2021
		While her 4-year-old boy played in backyard, mom brought groceries into house until son brought a new friend in for breakfast cereal. "I turned around and he was cleaning off his little boots ready to bring the deer into our house" source: wric.com \| share:	10

Thu January 28, 2021
	Fark-ready headline from Real Clear Science: "The Dangers of Masturbating With a Vacuum Cleaner" source: realclearscience.com \| share:	28
	CNN estimates that 1/3 of all Americans may already have some immunity to covid-19, CNN headlines source: cnn.com \| share:	67
	Wyoming already gets more than 35% of its budget from the federal government. Will Biden's leasing ban put the entire state on welfare? source: npr.org \| share:	94
	Just let the Olympics go, Tokyo, because they're already gone source: apnews.com \| share:	13
	The truth is that Mitch McConnell was actually done with Trump and ready to impeach him. It's the rest of the party, though, that still hasn't lost that lovin' feeling and would likely turn on him if tries to force the issue. Fark needs a coward tag source: nytimes.com \| share:	74

Wed January 27, 2021
	Get ready for a spike in windmill cancer rates source: bbc.com \| share:	28
	Fark almost-ready headline: "Vaccinated People Are Going to ____ Each Other" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	21
	At 11:32 AM Wednesday morning, Trump will be violating the terms of his 1993 agreement with Palm Beach to convert Mar-a-Lago into a social club. Having already been evicted from one residence so far this year, will he try and make it 2? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	149
	How fast does the COVID-19 variant first detected in the UK spread? It's already in Alaska source: adn.com \| share:	28

Tue January 26, 2021
	Long-delayed No Time to Die may have to reshoot scenes because 007's technology is already outdated. Moonraker still holds up source: independent.co.uk \| share:	51
	Did you catch this easter egg in The Last Jedi, or had you already given up all hope by the time this scene was on screen? source: gamesradar.com \| share:	45
	"We do already have birds in South Florida breeding even though we've had some cold fronts come through. I've been birding long enough to say that the birds don't read manuals. They do whatever they want whenever they want" source: palmbeachpost.com \| share:	18
	Harley-Davidson yet again decides if you are new to motorcycling they want you to buy a competitor's bike, and in a few years when you're ready for a Real Bike they'll be waiting to sell you something nearly as heavy as a car for the price of a car source: jalopnik.com \| share:	43
	"Yes, Matthew Stafford and the Detroit Lions should split. Too bad he already screwed it up" source: freep.com \| share:	29
	Get your shocked face ready: Roger Stone was lying when he said he wasn't involved in attack on Capitol source: sethabramson.substack.com \| share:	40

Mon January 25, 2021
	Two women arrested for impersonating law enforcement, livestreaming fake traffic stop and you've already guessed the state source: wfla.com \| share:	42
	Key West: "Please don't feed the chickens. They are already stuffed" source: local21news.com \| share:	11

Sun January 24, 2021
	Michael Cohen claims Trump has issued secret "pocket pardons" for himself and his family. No word on how long you have to microwave those before they're ready source: inquisitr.com \| share:	177
	Now that the political dust has settled, the Supreme Court is ready to begin destroying the country anew, with rulings on Trump tax returns, immigration, affirmative action, voting rights, emoluments, and yes, DUNH DUNH DUNH....Abortion source: cnn.com \| share:	97
	When Trump tried to overturn the election, Democrats were ready. In fact, they'd been planning for it for months. Wait, Democrats? source: deccanherald.com \| share:	102
	The blood hasn't even fully dried and UFC fans are already adding insult to Conor McGregor's knock-out injury source: brobible.com \| share:	48

Sat January 23, 2021
		The Arizona GOP bus is rolling, and it's ready to throw those who don't meet their MAGA purity standards under it source: kjzz.org \| share:	114

Fri January 22, 2021
(Missouri Independent)	Fark Ready Headline: Missouri Senator who said risking COVID is 'my choice' now sick. This is not a repeat from all those other times come COVIDIOT said something stupid before getting the disease source: missouriindependent.com \| share:	42
	Get your graviton particle beams ready, engineers. We're opening up and examining the Starlink satellite dish phased array design source: youtube.com \| share:	7
	UK's B117 Coronavirus was already more transmissible, now it may be 30% more deadly source: theguardian.com \| share:	120
	Biden already fact checked by Foxnews. Wait, correction. CNN source: cnn.com \| share:	76
	Not even a full day in office and already Sean Hannity calls this a "disastrous first week" for Biden source: mediaite.com \| share:	106
	Although the IOC and the Japanese government are still publicly stating the show will go on, insiders are saying that the 2020 Olympics are already canceled, but nobody wants the shame of announcing it source: smh.com.au \| share:	15

Thu January 21, 2021
	The most Florida ready headline of the day, the only question is how did Naked Florida™ man steal a police car? Apparently, the door wasn't locked, that's how source: news4jax.com \| share:	22
	President Biden is already doing what Trump should've done a year ago but decided not to do source: msn.com \| share:	135
	MCU film delayed again, presumably so everyone forgets that we already know how the story ends source: comicbook.com \| share:	32
	They've already got the sharpie and bronzer stains off the curtains, the rats and roaches have pretty much vanished, and the stink's about gone too source: cnn.com \| share:	88
	Fark-ready headline: Oklahoma Rep. files bill to establish Bigfoot hunting season source: ktul.com \| share:	76

Wed January 20, 2021
		White supremacists set up headquarters a few miles from Mar-A-Lago, as opposed to the one already set up inside as of this morning source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	47

Tue January 19, 2021
	As Biden gets ready to take office tomorrow, here's one last bit of advice from his friends at The Nation: Less Lincoln, more FDR source: thenation.com \| share:	48
	Who will Trump pardon? Rudy Giuliani? Joe Exotic? His kids? Himself? Presidential pardon palooza mania sweeps nation. Who will it be? Get your walking papers ready, because this is your official Fark presidential pardon palooza thread source: cnbc.com \| share:	226
	Get ready for twice the Trump in 2022, as both Ivanka and Laura (I'm I'm Eric's wife) considering Senate runs source: politico.com \| share:	86

Mon January 18, 2021
	Leading public health doctor: Thousands of Covid-19 vaccines winding up in the trash at hospitals all thanks to state and federal guidelines. Get it together already source: nbcnews.com \| share:	112
	Cheer up America, the deplatforming of Trump and his ilk is already having a huge impact on the country source: motherjones.com \| share:	28

Sun January 17, 2021
		Everyone get that Pause button ready. It is now confirmed that Zack Snyder's Justice League will be released not as a mini-series, but as a 4-hour movie on HBO Max source: comicbookmovie.com \| share:	68

Fri January 15, 2021
	Fark Ready Headline: I taught Sens. Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz in law school. Clearly they didn't pay attention source: usatoday.com \| share:	39
	A star for centuries, South African astronomy is ready to shine again source: theconversation.com \| share:	4
	The best metal song of every year since 1970. Subby would tell you to get off his lawn, but Motörhead was already there so the grass is dead source: loudwire.com \| share:	78

Thu January 14, 2021
	Fark-ready headline: "The Guy Who Flew A Confederate Flag In The Capitol Has Predictably Surrendered" source: vice.com \| share:	55
	Iran shows the the world it's ready for war by pew pew pewing ships with cruise missiles and torpedoes during war games in the Gulf of Oman. No word if Photoshop was used source: thesun.ie \| share:	19
	"Bitcoin investor and astrologer." Sure, why not. Was "Certified lottery necromancer" already taken? source: reuters.com \| share:	10
	New survey says 4 in 5 believe the US is falling apart, they're ready to embrace sugared gum again source: thehill.com \| share:	67
	Infections are leveling off in some areas of the UK. At this point that's like telling patients their blood loss is slowing because they've already almost bled out source: bbc.com \| share:	2

Wed January 13, 2021
(Some Computer Geeks)		Skynet already knew pulling the plug on it would be NP-hard source: mpib-berlin.mpg.de \| share:	9

Tue January 12, 2021
	A week early but the US government is already fulfilling President Biden's pledge to speed up the coronavirus vaccine dispersal source: apnews.com \| share:	17
	Fark Ready Headline: Boston woman wears same black dress for 100 days source: whdh.com \| share:	43
	Authorities are investigating after a manatee is found with the word "Trump" carved into his back. Pick your joke a) Trump is already suing the manatee for not payinglicensing fees B) JR seen whistling nonchalantly 3) Anyone seen Chris Christie lately? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	57

Mon January 11, 2021
	Both the White House Counsel and Bill Barr warned Trump not to try a self-pardon, so you know how this will play out already source: cnn.com \| share:	80
	Emily Rainey was already scheduled to leave the Army next month due to behavior at previous protest source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	63
(Some Guy)	Fark ready head line: It's the law: Does Santa carry liability insurance? source: postregister.com \| share:	2
	Just a few days into her first term, Rep. Boebert (L-unatic) has already started speaking in tongues source: twitter.com \| share:	102

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