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Mon May 10, 2021
(Popular Info)
 
 
 
You'll be shocked to know that Corporate PACs are already planning to sweep January 6th under the rug so they can resume donations to insurrectionist Republicans again
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Sun May 09, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Bad. The company you work for goes under and lays you off. Fark. You wake up on a Friday to find out the bank has taken back vacation time, which was already deposited in your account
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Fri May 07, 2021
(TapInto)
 
 
 
With a lot on their plates already, NJ residents may graze at buffets again
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The beer of the future is ready for millennials, and it's not avocado flavored
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fark-ready road trip
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
January 12th is already National Pharmacist Day, so the Missouri Legislature decides to doubly-recognize it with the man who holds the national record for oxycontin consumption
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Amtrak is ready now like Delta Airlines was in 1968, which really does explain so much
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Five New England states have already vaccinated about 70% of adults. How many Rhode Islands is that?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Like the 10 mph, never-ending turn signals didn't already give it away
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers propose repurposing tabletop sensors to search for dark matter. Galaga, Ms. Pac Man, Mario, and others say they're ready to do their part - one quarter at a time
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You can make the most popular sandwich in Mexico at home, boasts headline assuming you haven't already heard of tacos
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
If the billions of Brood X cicadas weren't enough get ready for the invasive "crazy worms," that thrash through garden, farm, city, and forest soil
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(El Pais)
 
Boobies
 
Madrilenian feminists in topless protest against far-right candit....why bother? You've already clicked (NSFW in the US)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There's no real need to convict Trump since he already has turned Mar-a-Lago into a minimum security prison
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think you're ready to get outside and play as lockdowns ease? Consider Hungary's fire jugglers, who have been smoldering for far too long
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Millennials have it easy. When I was your age, I only had two chronic diseases and you've already got four, so quit whining
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Best Korea pulls out of qualifying for the 2022 World Cup. But the part about L'il Kim winning it all by himself already seems a bit heavy-handed
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I believed my boyfriend when he said he was ready to be a father. Boy, was I wrong"
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Sun May 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Anybody ready to see more pizzly bears?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne says he has fifteen songs ready for his next disappointing, mumbly album
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Sat May 01, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Apparently President Biden has already cut a deal with Venezuela's quasi-dictator Maduro for the release of US oil executives
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Blue Origin is ready to sell tickets to space, the virgins from Brazil, China launches a small moon, Jeff Bezos cries, China will launch its own Starship as soon as they can steal the plans from Elon's laptop, and Vega does not go boom 🚀
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Thought Prince's rendition of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" was already awesome? Here's the director's cut
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(TSN)
 
 
 
The American Hockey League has lost enough money already and will not bother with playoffs for the second season in a row
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Forex News)
 
 
 
NYC plans to open to 100% capacity by July 1st. Locals already complaining about tourists crowding Times Square
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Got $495,000 USD spare? You could get you a 100% airworthy and ready to keep flying 1945 Grumman TBM-3E Avenger torpedo bomber
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Wed April 28, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sup, fam? This your homie, JP Morgan, letting you know that our wealth management teams are on fleek and ready to diamondhand your nest egg to the moon. Lit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
100 ways Biden has already proven he's different from Trump
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Deepfake technology has already been used on politicians and celebrities. Now imagine deepfake technology on satellite imagery. The process is already here
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vaccinated and ready to be at the gym in 26 minutes? Great, here's what you need to know. And remember, it's leg day
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If the search warrant at Rudy's didn't already get Trumpworld worried, this next search warrant should have them Toensing up
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Corn prices are getting ready to *POP*
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Tue April 27, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ready for the restrictions to ease and head out on a road trip this summer? Good luck finding gas due to a tanker driver shortage
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neutral gray is out. TARDIS blue is in. What's next? Enterprise-D ready room pink?
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Mon April 26, 2021
(KSiteTV)
 
 
 
Gambi warns the Pierces of an impending Crisis. Didn't we do this already? Black Lightning, Season 4 (and last) Episode 9, "The Book of Ruin, Chapter 4: Lyding" tonight at 9 ㏘ EDT on The CW
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The first rule of bank robbery is to have your getaway vehicle ready. The second rule is to actually use it and not just stand there like a dumbass and get arrested, as Florida Man finds out
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If it doesn't come with a Leia hologram already in its memory banks, why bother?
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For sale: Jaguar convertible. Will need a bit of work before it is ready to leak oil again
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Woman, already on probation for vehicular manslaughter, speeds by trooper at 100+ mph, loses control, slides down embankment, goes airborne over fence, slams into parked truck, light pole, palm tree. That's a bingo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
ABC News: only 52% of Americans approve of President Biden's work in office, lower at 100 days than anyone since 1945. Twitter replies: You already forgot about the last guy?
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Behold, we reveal egg truths that only the experts know and have been jealously keeping from your unready, ovo-novitiate gaze
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Sat April 24, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Man arrested after head-butting staffers at Southie restaurant, fleeing crash with trash bags full of marijuana
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Fri April 23, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, I built me a raft and she's ready for floating, ol' Mississippi, she's calling my name. Catfish jumpin, that paddle wheel pumpin', black water keep on rolling by just the same in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Truck carrying watermelons crashes. Gallager already on the scene to clear the cargo
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Seattle Kraken have yet to play a game but are already being sued for copyright infringement by a local dive bar
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
On the bright side, at least most of the nachos were already eaten
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Thu April 22, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
First the EU was concerned about giving people AstraZeneca due to blood clots and now they are upset over AstraZeneca vaccine delivery shortages. Make up your mind already
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nathan's Famous is bringing back unlimited 5-cent hot dogs to Coney Island and you're already headed to the subway. Tag to remind you to bring your jacket, it's cold this morning
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There literally isn't enough popcorn on the planet to have ready for this. Tag is for MTG for considering to go against the woman who eats morons for a light snack
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
In case you weren't already getting your daily recommended portion of glitter
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
M.O.D.O.K. is ready to bring the world to its knees
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(The Week)
 
 
 
For those still worried about universal health care (aka Medicare For All), we're basically living it already for COVID vaccines: funded by the government with no worrying about networks, copays, balance-bills, referrals, or finding a fax machine
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bill introduced by Progressives would make college free for most Americans, which is awesome news to those of us not already saddled with student loan debt
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Tue April 20, 2021
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
The time in history when the US was ready to start a nuclear war against the Soviet Union to save Mao. Looks like Nixon and Kissinger were commies lovers
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hey everybody, those coal miners are finally ready to learn to code
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
5 ways to tell if a pineapple is ready for your pizza
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will the NEVER 6-Man Tag Titles come back to the Bullet Club? Can LIJ finally get a win over the United Empire? Is Taichi about ready to kill Tama Tonga? Road to Wrestling Dontaku 2021 rolls on @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Mon April 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook wants Congress to write laws how online services should make users' data available to transfer to other platforms (google, etc.). Oh BTW, it's already doing it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA is already getting ready for the usual verdict in the Derek Chauvin trial
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Sun April 18, 2021
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
What, you thought it was already Spring? Mother Nature laughs at your calendar
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Fri April 16, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Mets have already had games postponed for Covid and rain this season so why not snow?
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: A South Korean beauty brand admitted that its product marked 'I'm paper bottle' is actually a plastic bottle wrapped in paper
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Warnock has already raised close to $6 million for his re-election
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's only April 15th and the Mets have already had 6 games postponed. At this rate they'll be playing until November
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Wed April 14, 2021
(KRNV Reno)
 
 
 
Nevada is betting on June 1st for reopening. Good thing people already given to risky activities don't fly in from all over the country to spend time indoors in the Nevada desert during the summer
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
I've already been jabbed by the Johnson. What do?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor decides he's not ready for another ass kicking
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(Politico)
 
 
 
One of 22 people running in the special election to replace late TX Rep. Ron Wright, Michael Wood is basing his campaign on the idea that the average GOP voter is sick of Trump and ready to move on. So this is the last time you'll ever hear his name
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo already violating Fox News' sometimes policy against partisan political activities by being keynote speaker at Mar-a-Lago fundraiser
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Millennials are ready to kick Boomers out of the real estate market
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Sat April 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Giant pet tortoise on the run after escaping Kansas home. Figured the neighbor's lettuce would be ready by the time he got there
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Fri April 09, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The main thing that HBO's new Steampunk series "The Nevers" proves is that Steampunk has gone mainstream, and it's time to move on to something else. I've already found a cool new genre, but you probably haven't heard of it
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Mass extinction is coming, scientists say, so get ready to crack open your neighbor's skull and feast upon the tasty goo inside
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wait, I thought Jared Kushner and Kellyanne Conway already solved the opioid crisis
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC singles now gearing for getting infected with good old fashioned STDs, ready to enjoy a "slutty summer" of casual sex as COVID vaccinations rise
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Wed April 07, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Iran state TV acknowledges their Houthi rebel supply ship was attacked in Red Sea off of Yemen on Tuesday. Doesn't blame it on anyone yet, but Israel is already raising its hand
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coors announces release of even more watered down version of its already bland beer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Women arrested in viral naked Dubai photo shoot to be deported and you're already checking flight schedules for planes saying bye to Dubai (NSFW photos)
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Tue April 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lake Superior State University in Michigan is offering college students a scholarship to study cannabis aaannnd you've already left to enroll
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ray Fisher is ready to talk, and it's not "Booyah"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's very early in today's "Well, there it is..." race, but we may already have a winner
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Mon April 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The dumbest of bubbles might already be popping. EFTs are the POGs of blockchain
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(Faster pussycat)
 
 
 
The KRILL is a small underwater drone with a magnet that allows it to hang on to a ship until it's damn good and ready to jump off
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(WPDH)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop in Poughkeepsie combines three things you already love: grilled sandwiches, donuts, and ice cream, thus inventing the doughnini. Ta-da
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is, he supposes, soliciting suggestions for coping mechanisms for knowing (fearing?) he'll never be good enough for a casual or romantic sexual or platonic relationship; and subby has already been though therapy, thank you
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"If she were a terrible lifter, I would tell you all about how terrible she is. But that wouldn't make her a worse person either to be honest. She's already at rock bottom"
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Sat April 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ready to experience a fourth wave?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Get ready for the return of supersonic flight
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Pompous people already blowing their stimulus checks on "I Got Vaccinated"-type merch on Etsy to rub it in to the havenots
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How ready are you to introduce your pandemic baby to the world?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A new trailer for "The Suicide Squad" already? Sure, why not
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
60% of people say they've improved their skills on their hobby thanks to all the time they spent on it during the past year. In related news, subby is ready to arm wrestle anyone at any time
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Wed March 31, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Forrest Fenn's treasure may have already been located but the consequences of the search show no signs of slowing down
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Because 'Murica, the demand for life-saving Covid vaccines is already waning in some parts of the country
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: 'GripTok' and the myth of the 'gorilla grip' coochie *possibly NSFW*
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs is ready to offer bitcoin and other digital assets to its wealth management clients now that they've already made the easy money
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Tue March 30, 2021
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
Weeners
 
FDA gives Thumbs Up a thumbs down for doing what it supposed to do. Contact your Medical Professional if your Thumbs Up lasts longer than 4 hours cuz your squeeze is already over it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone has breast enlargement surgery, and you've probably gone and clicked the link already without knowing that it was done without her consent
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you are in a car with meth and that car is sitting on the side of the road and the police notice said car, you might want to make sure the fake name you give them doesn't already have an active arrest warrant attached to it
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer has a significant power play ready to go
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Prosecutors are ready to prosecute Trump
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Good news, doomsdayers: A time traveler has gone six years into the future where he says humans are already extinct (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sen. Marco Rubio lowers expectations, though, you already knew that
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jessica Walter had already recorded all her voiceovers for the final season of Archer before going to the great cocktail bar in the sky
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Commercial vessels are already saying "Fark it, we'll just go around Africa then." If only someone would jam the Panama Canal too and complete the 19th Century nautical time warp
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
The taste testers at Heinz really need an intervention. Just stop it already
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone's at the door. If it's that swan again, tell him we've already got some
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
California's cunning plan to dumb down phishing training for State employees is already yielding big returns
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jessica Walter was good and ready
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(Nintendo Wire)
 
 
 
It appears his body was, in fact, not ready
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Last week: OMG there's all these white college kids partying without masks in Miami. City officials: Meh. This week: OMG there's a bunch of Black kids getting ready to come party in Miami. They might not wear masks. City Officials: SHUT IT DOWN
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Tue March 23, 2021
(How-To Geek)
 
 
 
Ten best original TV series on Amazon I've already binge watched or watched 2-3 episodes and went all "yeah, how about no" on it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Unbeaten U.S. men's soccer team close to first Olympic berth since 2008. Get your "tied" gifs ready
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Secretary Haaland already reversing the damage Trump has done to the Native Americans
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Now that Retribution seemingly has broken up, will someone step up to LEEd the midcard? Who will Riddle offer a bad business idea to this week? Is anyone ready for Asuk...Forget that nonsense, here comes Rhea Ripley WWE RAW starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sanford and Sons Aerospace gets ready to launch their truck into orbit
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(Some Cereal Guy)
 
 
 
If you're ready to have nostalgia about things from 2009, here you go
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How do we reopen the country now that Covid-19 is in our rearview mirror? We declare holidays on the first Monday of every month for four months. Why don't we already do that? Mondays suck - we have songs about it and everything
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Spanish porn star is charged with manslaughter after fashion photographer died at his home from inhaling psychedelic toad vapour
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(WAND 17 Central Illinois)
 
 
 
Your bracket is already busted. You just don't know it yet
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Thu March 18, 2021
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Robert Aaron Long's first court appearance canceled on news that he's already had one really bad day this week and why heap any more grief on the poor guy?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Article: This diet will protect you from Covid. Also article: 40% of Americans are already on this diet
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Welsh goat population rockets after Covid cancels contraception drive
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Looks like Republicans are already planning to lose Colorado in 2022
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What car has the best grille now to the left, gas-fueled discussion to the right. New BMWs already excluded
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain blames VP Harris for Republican vaccine hesitancy because she had concerns that Trump may have forced the vaccine out before it was ready for political reasons, and Republicans hang on Kamala's every word
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"She basically does it because she loves us. She also lives in the house all winter. She slept outside one night before the Iditarod to get ready. Otherwise she's a couch dog that also runs 4,000 miles each winter"
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Tue March 16, 2021
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Are you ready to be touched again, maybe 'take a bong rip of someone's breath'?
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
White House prepares to kick off $1.5 billion vaccine advertising blitz. The pro-vaccine campaign will reportedly specifically target young people and conservatives since the rest of you already know better
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Iran reveals it has a hidden secret 'missile city' ready for lots of pew pew pew against much of the Middle East, including Israel. Expect a lot of real incoming pew pew pew from those concerned about this soon
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dick's to launch men's athleisure line to rival Lululemon. Get ready to see everyone's Dick&Lemons™
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man gets trashed, has to be rescued from garbage truck in Enid
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
It has already been an entire year since the Patriots have had a quarterback as good as Tom Brady. Won't they hurry up all ready?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Spiffy: The Iroquois Nationals lacrosse team is lobbying to compete in the Olympics under the flag of the Haudenosaunee Confederacy. Ironic: They already came 3rd in the World Lacrosse championshiop, and still the IOC rejected them
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Cricut to hobbyists: Thanks for making our machines so popular during quarantine that we're now going public. Also, since we need to pump our revenues before our IPO, we're going to make you pay monthly fee to keep using the machine you already own
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(MSN)
 
Boobies
 
The 16 Best shirts for big boobs... with pictures? Is this what counts as journalism today? This is a travesty against the 4th estate and evidence of the ongoing decline of socie...and you already clicked. FML
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Are any of us really ready to go back into the world after months of staying inside?
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(Ringside News)
 
 
 
WWE "Superstar" Virgil thinks he's a shoo-in for the Hall of Fame Class of 2021, has already pressed his formal sweatpants
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Sat March 13, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
...not sure the world is ready for furry tribble fake-food
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Is America finally -- FINALLY -- ready to embrace kelp? Enterprising kelp farmer has developed recipes for chocolate chip cookies, pesto, compound butter, cucumber and kelp salad, mashed potatoes, and even kelp pasta
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What happens when you don't have to wait for President Ego to sign the relief checks just so he can see his big pretty signature? They are already hitting bank accounts
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Verizon happy to see many have heard about their upcoming bond deal and are ready to sign a new contract
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lawyer trying to get his Oathkeeper Capitol rioter out of jail admits they did have a "Quick Reaction Force" ready to cross the Potomac. Not to be outdone, his client insults the Capitol Police
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Thu March 11, 2021
(CBR)
 
 
 
Russian scientist works on "Immortality Roadmap" project where an AI creates digital human consciousness vessels to live on after the body expires. Joke's on him when he'll finally realize that we're "living" in a simulation already
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
OK guys with vaccinations, Susan Sarandon is ready to date
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Is America ready for a Senator Geraldo?
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
If you cared about cooking as much as they do, you'd have already discovered the cheeseless grilled cheese like they just did
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rioter would like to take his stupid prize and go quarantine in a nice comfy hotel now, if you infuriating peons would just unlock his cell already
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Uh, guys? You know that whole future "killer robot" thing that people are worried about becoming a reality? It's already here
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Ruckus between dancers at strip club annnnnd you already clicked the link
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
You may have already read articles about the Oprah interview with Harry and Meghan, but you haven't read one with a first paragraph this good
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because Texas does not have enough problems already
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nothing says "Taking back control" like "None of the border control posts will be ready by the thrice-extended deadline in June"
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Sun March 07, 2021
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Kenny Omega or Jon Moxley survive an Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch? Will Jericho & MJF stuff & mount the Young Bucks on a wall? Is Sting really ready for a street fight? AEW Revolution starts @ 8pm ET on PPV, B/R Live, FITE.tv where available
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Take-Two CEO reckons his bonus targets are ready for $70 video games
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Today's fark ready headline: Vehicle crashes into waterfall in Atlantis
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Except at the end at 2 AM, when I had already gone home because it was past my bedtime and those meanie Democrats were left by themselves to vote to cut the debate time on the bill
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"How Pacific Rim's sci-fi world was transformed into a Netflix anime." Um, it's giant robots and giant monsters, it was practically anime already
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
How did the Q get into Sequim? It was already there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Somehow the Baltimore Ravens come up with an even more ridiculous overtime proposal for the NFL than the league already has. At what point does the NFL swallow its pride and go with the superior NCAA method?
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We love cheese. We love tea. Are we ready for ... cheese tea?
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Ibushi end the lineage of the IWGP Heavyweight & Intercontinental titles? Can Despy become a Quadruple Champion? Who's ready to start the New Japan Cup? NJPW's 49th Anniversary Show starts @ 3:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Wed March 03, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Testimony: Even with National Guard troops loaded onto buses and ready to go, senior Pentagon leaders refused Capitol Police Chief Sund's "frantic" requests for three hours and 19 minutes
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some punting?
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Guess which (D) Rep is already screwing with the CLEAN Future Act? That's right: Frank Pallone
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Tom Brady has already been working on winning his eighth Super Bowl for 23 days
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Babushka cats - or as they say in States of United America "do-rag kitties". Your cat is annoyed & wishes you would work outside the home already
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Mon March 01, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
While subby was online at 3 a.m. repeatedly refreshing the page to try and get his 88-year-old mother an appointment, he learned that R. Kelly has already gotten two vaccination shots
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
China not ready to have the Boeing 737 Max fall out of the sky yet
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Sun February 28, 2021
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
WTF Oklahoma? Just secede already
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A gold microphone to go with the golden idol. We're already off to a good start. Trump to speak at CPAC. 3:40 PM ET
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Were you excited about foldable phones when you first heard about them? Too late... they are already passé and no1currs anymore
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Sat February 27, 2021
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Evening MMA: UFC Fight Night 186, Jairzinho Rozenstruick vs Ciryl Gane, Nikita Krylov vs Magomed Ankalaev. Prelims at 5 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on ESPN+
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today in how the hell is this not already the law: Informing voters when their polling place has been changed
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
North Dakota decides transparency is for suckers and we don't need to see any vote totals before the Electoral College meets. Do they think we don't already know they're going to pick the Republican?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study suggests if you've already had COVID, you'll only need a single vaccine shot. Wait, strike that ... make that SIX recent studies suggest that
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Will the last video rental chain to close its doors please turn out the ... and we're too late, they're already gone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows claims Trump is already planning his next administration and will declare himself the presumptive nominee at CPAC
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Friday PM news dump from Australian Government already under fire for mishandling office rape allegations: one of the Cabinet Ministers is under police investigation for sex offences against a 16 year old girl in 1988
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Attention: John Mulaney has checked out of rehab. We now return you to your regular programming already in progress
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt is ready to bring the severed head of Chewbacca to the Marvel Universe
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Just shy of two months into this year, TSA officers at the airport have already found six guns. Five this month at this one airport
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italians ready to go to war with New York Times
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
And we complete another full news circle with the ritual article asking "do older people have sex?" as if we don't have enough uncomfortable thoughts in our heads already
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Normal sports team: new player has to give up uniform number because player already on team wears it. Mets: new player has to give up uniform number because the mascot wears it
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Paradox puts another stake in the Vampire franchise, decides it's not yet ready for the light of day
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Mon February 22, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW is the fallout from last night's Elimination Chamber: How does this affect Drew's path to the WM main event? Will The Miz regret his deal with the Hurt Business? Did they find anyone ready for Asuka? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Are you a member of Congress? Were you on your phone during the Jan. 6 insurrection? Yeah, thanks to some special emergency powers, the FBI already is already balls-deep in this information
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Sun February 21, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
With no crowds, the Louvre gets a rare chance at renovating. Lupin already seen filling out the contractor paperwork
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Sat February 20, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
The setting looks like that in Mystery, Alaska so get your favorite Skank Martin quotes ready for today's outdoor game at 3 PM ET. 11 other games scattered throughout the day starting at 12:30 PM . Go grab your favorite supple reporter & settle in. SUP
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You know how after the Mississippi goes over its banks or a hurricane makes landfall there's a huge push to prop up insurance companies because of all the claims? Yeah. Get ready for when Texas thaws out
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada ready to tag in for Australia after they pile drive Facebook into oblivion
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Thousands of pounds worth of cannabis strewn across the road after high-speed car crash. Subby thinks the police must have already gotten to it because it only looks like a few pounds from the pics
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(Politico)
 
 
 
PA GOP Senator Pat Toomey is retiring and Trump loyalist are already saying "Any candidate who wants to win in Pennsylvania in 2022 must be full Trump MAGA". In a state Trump lost. Bold strategy Cotton
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
That radical-socialist AOC has already raised $325,000 to donate to the Texas relief fund, trying to make it a million by midnight
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Russia and China ready to sign historic deal to build first ever evil lair on the moon, leaving U.S. out in the cold to build their own universe-dominating moon base
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The feds were already investigating Roger Stone and the Proud Boys to see how deeply connected he was and how serious they were with threatening his trial judge
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Biden administration well on track to easily surpass its goal of 100 million first doses in its first 100 days: 12% of the U.S. population has already been vaccinated for COVID-19, with 55.2 million doses administered
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Wed February 17, 2021
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It's opening day for pitchers and catchers. And the Orioles season is over already
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Graham would tell McConnell the GOP won't get control of the Senate without Trump. And we already know it couldn't keep control of the Senate with Trump. So clearly, I cannot trust the wine in front of you
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mechanical vagina vows to take over the world. Real ones who already run it laugh and laugh and laugh (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian employment already back to pre-pandemic levels. Imagine how well they could have been doing if they didn't have shutdowns and wear masks but instead focused on saving the economy
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Ethanol needs to die already
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
VP confirms what you already knew: There was no stockpile, there was no plan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suddenly people care about the debt, and it's almost as if another administration proposed the budget for 2021...or Biden has already spent $2.3 trillion without his $1.9 trillion stimulus so Biden is the King of Debt??
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream, OMG is it Monday already edition
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston, already suffering from Snowmageddon, now faces rolling blackouts. Stay safe Texas Farkers
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Panhandle Hooker ready to blow the lower half of Michigan
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Sat February 13, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
The US economy is designed to funnel all the money to the already-rich. If you're not rich now, brush up on shanty-town construction methods, because we'll be Sao Paolo in another decade or two
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DeJoy's next great "improvement" plan for the US Postal Service that he is ready to troll out: slower and more costly delivery
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hope you made your supply run to the grocery store already. Because that bread and milk ain't gonna ski over to you through the blizzard
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Fri February 12, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Have a pin ready, in case this woman knocks at your door
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(DW)
 
 
 
Russians getting ready to pass gas in Europe
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's already here: How does Taylor Swift's 2021 version of Love Story compare to the 2008 original? For starters, the mic is so crisp you can actually hear her whispering "I can't believe I wrote this shiat"
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Thu February 11, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trevor Bauer hasn't been a Dodger for a week yet and he's already complaining about something
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The House Impeachment Managers have successfully created a situation where the only real excuse Republicans can now use for acquitting Trump is their own personal cowardice. Which, let's be honest, most of them have already all but admitted to
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cara Dune died on the way back to her home planet, which was already destroyed by the first Death Star
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline of the day: "Dick Cage Maker Says IoT Chastity Belt Is Safe After New Penetration Test"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Suicide Squad II: Their First Assignment is ready to disappoint audiences, says James Gunn
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Tue February 09, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Silly off-season starts already: Here's a three-round mock draft for the NFL -- including many assumed trades. Fun but pointless
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline of the day: Iranian cleric says Covid-19 vaccine turns people gay
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UAE Mars probe launched 7 months ago prepares to orbit the planet. Sri Lankan and Filipino mechanics hidden on board report it's a little warm, but they're ready
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Amal probe ready for insertion into Mars orbit
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Mon February 08, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ready to feel extra old? This year will mark the 50th anniversary of Don McLean's American Pie. Here's a new version where he proves that he has still got the pipes in his 70's
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Sun February 07, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Maybe we shouldn't give people that already have abused their power more power
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Vaccinated boomers are ready to get their freak on
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP is already revising history with how they and Trump handled the pandemic, here's a preview of how they plan to gaslight the country
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(The Bold Italic)
 
 
 
MIT researchers have taught spinach to send emails. Not sure what the big deal is; we've already had a vegetable sending dozens of tweets a day for years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Data, ready the teleporter
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 5 is 'absolve' as in: "Don't bother looking at the crossword puzzle in the newspaper, absolve'd it already"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Antonio Brown to be ready for your Super Bowl enjoyment
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Get ready for more Greta Thunbergs, all you olds, because she's the template not the exception
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is asking for permission to see prostitutes to fulfill his desires. I guess I should be glad he asked, but do I have to bless his infidelity? Do you think he's already seen one? Is it better than having an affair?"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Ready to Bang for Decades?
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(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Kyler Murray ready to play Major League Baseball
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Wed February 03, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games for Wednesday Night Hockey. At 5:30 PM ET we have the Red Wings duking it out with the Lightning. Then at 8:00 PM ET it is the Bruins and the Flyers squaring off. Both games are on NBCSN. We all ready for a fun time?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to know if you're suffering from parental burnout. If you're questioning it and read this, chances are you already know
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Tue February 02, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Mall shooting near GameStop. Just sell, already
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's groundhog Wiarton Willie predicts an EARLY spring. Get ready to pack away your parkas in mid May, eh
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We've already reached the point where it's simply too late into Biden's term as president to hold Senate hearings on Merrick Garland's confirmation
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
They're making a movie... about the GameStop short squeeze... already. You know, that thing that started TEN DAYS AGO ON A REDDIT FORUM
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The connections between Korean typhoons and wildfires on America's west coast are often much more subtle and complex than we with our rough and ready understanding of the physical world might naturally suppose
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Scotland ready to kick Trump where it hurts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Central African Republic is almost ready to change its name to the Central African Military Dictatorship
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart is on Twitter for barely a day and he's already catching up with old friends
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Fri January 29, 2021
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
While her 4-year-old boy played in backyard, mom brought groceries into house until son brought a new friend in for breakfast cereal. "I turned around and he was cleaning off his little boots ready to bring the deer into our house"
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline from Real Clear Science: "The Dangers of Masturbating With a Vacuum Cleaner"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN estimates that 1/3 of all Americans may already have some immunity to covid-19, CNN headlines
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Wyoming already gets more than 35% of its budget from the federal government. Will Biden's leasing ban put the entire state on welfare?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Just let the Olympics go, Tokyo, because they're already gone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The truth is that Mitch McConnell was actually done with Trump and ready to impeach him. It's the rest of the party, though, that still hasn't lost that lovin' feeling and would likely turn on him if tries to force the issue. Fark needs a coward tag
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Wed January 27, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Get ready for a spike in windmill cancer rates
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fark almost-ready headline: "Vaccinated People Are Going to ____ Each Other"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At 11:32 AM Wednesday morning, Trump will be violating the terms of his 1993 agreement with Palm Beach to convert Mar-a-Lago into a social club. Having already been evicted from one residence so far this year, will he try and make it 2?
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
How fast does the COVID-19 variant first detected in the UK spread? It's already in Alaska
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Long-delayed No Time to Die may have to reshoot scenes because 007's technology is already outdated. Moonraker still holds up
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Did you catch this easter egg in The Last Jedi, or had you already given up all hope by the time this scene was on screen?
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
"We do already have birds in South Florida breeding even though we've had some cold fronts come through. I've been birding long enough to say that the birds don't read manuals. They do whatever they want whenever they want"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson yet again decides if you are new to motorcycling they want you to buy a competitor's bike, and in a few years when you're ready for a Real Bike they'll be waiting to sell you something nearly as heavy as a car for the price of a car
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Yes, Matthew Stafford and the Detroit Lions should split. Too bad he already screwed it up"
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(Seth Abramson)
 
 
 
Get your shocked face ready: Roger Stone was lying when he said he wasn't involved in attack on Capitol
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Mon January 25, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Two women arrested for impersonating law enforcement, livestreaming fake traffic stop and you've already guessed the state
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Key West: "Please don't feed the chickens. They are already stuffed"
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen claims Trump has issued secret "pocket pardons" for himself and his family. No word on how long you have to microwave those before they're ready
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that the political dust has settled, the Supreme Court is ready to begin destroying the country anew, with rulings on Trump tax returns, immigration, affirmative action, voting rights, emoluments, and yes, DUNH DUNH DUNH....Abortion
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(Deccan Herald)
 
 
 
When Trump tried to overturn the election, Democrats were ready. In fact, they'd been planning for it for months. Wait, Democrats?
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
The blood hasn't even fully dried and UFC fans are already adding insult to Conor McGregor's knock-out injury
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Sat January 23, 2021
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
The Arizona GOP bus is rolling, and it's ready to throw those who don't meet their MAGA purity standards under it
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Missouri Independent)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Missouri Senator who said risking COVID is 'my choice' now sick. This is not a repeat from all those other times come COVIDIOT said something stupid before getting the disease
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Get your graviton particle beams ready, engineers. We're opening up and examining the Starlink satellite dish phased array design
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK's B117 Coronavirus was already more transmissible, now it may be 30% more deadly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden already fact checked by Foxnews. Wait, correction. CNN
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Not even a full day in office and already Sean Hannity calls this a "disastrous first week" for Biden
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Although the IOC and the Japanese government are still publicly stating the show will go on, insiders are saying that the 2020 Olympics are already canceled, but nobody wants the shame of announcing it
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Thu January 21, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
The most Florida ready headline of the day, the only question is how did Naked Florida™ man steal a police car? Apparently, the door wasn't locked, that's how
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(MSN)
 
 
 
President Biden is already doing what Trump should've done a year ago but decided not to do
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
MCU film delayed again, presumably so everyone forgets that we already know how the story ends
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They've already got the sharpie and bronzer stains off the curtains, the rats and roaches have pretty much vanished, and the stink's about gone too
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Oklahoma Rep. files bill to establish Bigfoot hunting season
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
White supremacists set up headquarters a few miles from Mar-A-Lago, as opposed to the one already set up inside as of this morning
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Tue January 19, 2021
(The Nation)
 
 
 
As Biden gets ready to take office tomorrow, here's one last bit of advice from his friends at The Nation: Less Lincoln, more FDR
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who will Trump pardon? Rudy Giuliani? Joe Exotic? His kids? Himself? Presidential pardon palooza mania sweeps nation. Who will it be? Get your walking papers ready, because this is your official Fark presidential pardon palooza thread
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Get ready for twice the Trump in 2022, as both Ivanka and Laura (I'm I'm Eric's wife) considering Senate runs
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Mon January 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Leading public health doctor: Thousands of Covid-19 vaccines winding up in the trash at hospitals all thanks to state and federal guidelines. Get it together already
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Cheer up America, the deplatforming of Trump and his ilk is already having a huge impact on the country
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Everyone get that Pause button ready. It is now confirmed that Zack Snyder's Justice League will be released *not* as a mini-series, but as a 4-hour movie on HBO Max
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Fri January 15, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: I taught Sens. Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz in law school. Clearly they didn't pay attention
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
A star for centuries, South African astronomy is ready to shine again
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
The best metal song of every year since 1970. Subby would tell you to get off his lawn, but Motörhead was already there so the grass is dead
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "The Guy Who Flew A Confederate Flag In The Capitol Has Predictably Surrendered"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Iran shows the the world it's ready for war by pew pew pewing ships with cruise missiles and torpedoes during war games in the Gulf of Oman. No word if Photoshop was used
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Bitcoin investor and astrologer." Sure, why not. Was "Certified lottery necromancer" already taken?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New survey says 4 in 5 believe the US is falling apart, they're ready to embrace sugared gum again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Infections are leveling off in some areas of the UK. At this point that's like telling patients their blood loss is slowing because they've already almost bled out
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Some Computer Geeks)
 
 
 
Skynet already knew pulling the plug on it would be NP-hard
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Tue January 12, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
A week early but the US government is already fulfilling President Biden's pledge to speed up the coronavirus vaccine dispersal
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Boston woman wears same black dress for 100 days
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Authorities are investigating after a manatee is found with the word "Trump" carved into his back. Pick your joke a) Trump is already suing the manatee for not payinglicensing fees B) JR seen whistling nonchalantly 3) Anyone seen Chris Christie lately?
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Mon January 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Both the White House Counsel and Bill Barr warned Trump not to try a self-pardon, so you know how this will play out already
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Emily Rainey was already scheduled to leave the Army next month due to behavior at previous protest
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready head line: It's the law: Does Santa carry liability insurance?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a few days into her first term, Rep. Boebert (L-unatic) has already started speaking in tongues
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