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Thu August 11, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Better get a new batch of "I Did That" stickers ready, folks. Gas prices have dropped below $4 a gallon. Who's going SUV shopping?
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"The future is already here - it's just not evenly distributed." --William Gibson. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, distributed edition
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is already setting the stage to claim that any evidence found on his property was 'planted' by the FBI
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Truck cat is ready to fight someone
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iconic fashion designer Issey Miyake passes at 84. You'd wear a black turtleneck in mourning, except that if you're his fan you're already wearing one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Whatever the Feds found at Mar A Lago it already has his lawyer claiming the cops probably planted it there, just like your neighborhood drug dealer when his pockets are emptied
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
The Detroit Lions have already lost 4 players this season due to: A) Infected kneecap bites B) Heart problems from excessive caffeine consumption C) Early retirements among rookies
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Flu is, much like Vanilla Ice, back with a vengeance and ready to rock the mic like a vandal
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Armando Iannucci gets ready to go full Veep and The Thick of It on superhero franchises
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Hopefully NASA's Artemis I mission won't crash, but its ticketing website already did
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Man who 'tastes' words had to move out as flatmate's name felt like wee" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Hey, Elon. The debate is already scheduled, and the moderator is a judge, in case you've forgotten already
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New Zealand could become 'Long White Cloud Islands' because Middle Earth was already taken
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Fri August 05, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
So stop me if you've already heard this one: A goat goes to a jewelry store
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A 'shakeout' among mortgage lenders is coming, says guy who already took the money and ran
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Thu August 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ex-Federal Reserve official says a full-blown recession is almost certainly going to happen, or might happen, or could already have happened, or might not happen or something
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
We already know the GOP wants to get rid of gay marriage and birth control, but apparently no-fault divorce is also in their sights
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ready for some weird shiat? The season finale of "The Orville" is streaming now on Hulu. Still no word if this is the series finale too
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Wed August 03, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Alex Jones wants you to know that he now believes Sandy Hook was 100 percent real, that a $2 million penalty would be more than enough to punish him for his actions, and that he's ready to move past this if only the media would let him
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(Task and Purpose)
 
Hero
 
Reporter asks Marine war hero what it's like to wear the Congressional Medal of Honor. Other than the weight it adds to his already prodigious brass balls, that is
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Alex Jones is trying to convince the jury that he's already broke before they make him go broke for real
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pelosi just lit a match at the dynamite factory. She taunted the dynamite monkey. She played with fire. She ran with scissors. She tugged on Superman's cape. She brought a rhino into a China shop. She...oh, just be outraged, already
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Tue August 02, 2022
(We ain't Lion)
 
 
 
With Josh McDaniels now in Las Vegas, Matt Patricia ready to lead the Patriots offense
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Thirty-nine years ago, no one was ready for the glaive
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spain warns heatwave threatens olive oil. Popeye already en route
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Man can now play Doom on his toilet, and not the way you already could
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Mon August 01, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK your baby goat to sleep?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let them fight. Hold on, didn't they fight already?
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Karma is already sacking the Cleveland Browns
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You've heard of Velvet Elvis...now, get ready for VELVET GUITAR ...I'll show myself out
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Sat July 30, 2022
(AOL)
 
 
 
Candidate who dropped out of Wisconsin Democratic Senate primary finds himself with $584k in airtime he already paid for, decides to run $584k in attack ads against the guy he hates -- Ron Johnson
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Attention UFO nutters: The World's UFO hotspot has been revealed with more than 150,000 sightings already reported. Yes head to Washington State and witness the truth that's out there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 28, 2022
(France 24)
 
 
 
Once again we'll be 'celebrating' 'Earth Overshoot Day' earlier this year, thanks for consuming all the resources that the Earth can sustainably produce already
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lin Wood is ready to commit acts of terrorism
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Wed July 27, 2022
(God's Spies)
 
 
 
Declaring a climate emergency would start a war, but that's a misstatement, since that war's already started
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(The Detroit Bureau)
 
 
 
Tesla Cybertruck already discontinued in Australia, despite production not set to begin for at least another year
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Tue July 26, 2022
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
A new study confirms what we already knew: the single most effective factor when coping with COVID-19 lockdown wasn't baking sourdough or banana bread or watching Tiger King. It was your hairy, slobbery roommate
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
NY closer to eradicating giant hogweed, but not on a time table to get 'em out by Friday before supper's ready
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Headline in the form of a question means we already know the answer
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Someone's edging into being a little too koo-koo bananas for a base that's already foaming-at-the-mouth batshiat, which is weirdly impressive
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It already is
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Awesome MCU casting rumor already gathers hate mail
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Sat July 23, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh, I'm sorry, all the people who have legs already got off the plane
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: British pilots one-up Navy sky dong artists
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Fri July 22, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
On today's "Will it Waffle?" show: Everything you probably already have in your fridge and pantry
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Launch time already? SpaceX is getting to be like a bus. Ya miss one, another will be along in a few minutes. Starlink 52, departing from SLC-4E at Vandenberg, on Falcon 9 B1071.4, at 1:39 pm EDT on July 22. No transfers. UPDATE: Launch delayed to Friday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I guess we already forgot about the Steve Bannon trial. Anyway closing arguments today
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Brexit is gonna cost you an extra £300, Britons. That's on top of the other £1,000 you're already paying. Nice job voting against your vested interests
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
54m, for the first time in years I have the house to myself for about 72 hours. What should I do? Pants are already off, it will be in the 90s all weekend and hookers, blow are off the table and still need to take care of pets
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Somebody maybe not ready to get on the cart yet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, remember how Tesla made such a big deal about investing in cryptocurrency, citing its "long term potential"? Yeah, they've already dumped about 75% of the cryptocurrency they bought last year
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR decides to hold its first street race in Chicago, which makes sense since it already has The Loop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baywatch' actress Donna D'Errico, 54, hits back against women who say she's 'too old to wear a bikini' and you've already clicked in order to do your own research
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Mon July 18, 2022
(World Central Kitchen)
 
Hero
 
100 million meals, in 140 days, in the middle of a freaking war zone. Get this guy the Nobel Peace Prize already
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Get ready to mask up again, LA
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Thu July 14, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes stars in the most brilliant flashlight ad ever. Someone get the (Coors) lights it's already sold out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wordle: The Board Game is on its way, so get ready for your social media feeds to be flooded with, I dunno, pictures of people sitting around a table or something
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google wants to let politicians spam you with imputiny. You have until July 16th to tell the FEC what you think about that proposal. Unless their inbox is already full
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Wed July 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
As if Chris Hemsworth wasn't likeable enough already, the actor took it upon himself to forgo eating meat on the day he had a kissing scene with Natalie Portman out of respect for her vegan diet
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
New York's PSA on nuclear attacks has many asking, "Why now?". Well, New York's emergency response program, Ready New York, has been around since 2003, so maybe this is just a timely response to 9/11? It IS being implemented ahead of the Real ID Act
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's economy isn't quite ready to get on the cart but it doesn't feel happyyy, either
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris doesn't need to cheat to get information about his opponents, since he knows it already. His grandson does, however, and will be roundhouse kicked into orbit shortly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Poll shows more than half the GOP is ready to break up with Donald Trump and start dating a younger, hotter, fascist
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Being that "assholiness" and "glorious leader" are already taken, Putin decides upon being called simply and most humbly "ruler". Boring story to the left, better job titles for Putin to the right
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Mon July 11, 2022
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Netherlands on verge of making work-from-home legal right for employees, but I thought the red light district already did this?
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Man arrested after attempting to escape police on lawnmower"
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Ranker)
 
 
 
This week the Sunday Morning Music Club is ready to rock ... out to the best songs with the word "rock" in the title. Crank it up to 11
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Fri July 08, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Netflix already offers all the crappy movies I can watch for $9.99/month
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Parents excitedly react to their son getting picked in the NHL draft....and maybe ready to get started on the next future draftee
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Authoritative culinary knowledge repository makes a case for why the mandoline exists. Oh, you already knew? Well then step right up to their sales counter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The usual suspects continue to grift The Big Lie onto TFG's delusion followers with Orwellian tag lines like "America Project" and "Operation Eagles Wings", leave most of US wondering why the hell aren't they in jail already
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Families affected by Uvalde elementary school shooting experiencing serious delays in getting financial aid from Texas state victims' fund. In Gov. Abbott's defense, those people griping about money have already received ample thoughts and prayers
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Wed July 06, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"Generally, the more filler you have in your burrito, the harder it is to achieve a good suckle." But you already knew that
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey Farkers...the OP of this Tweet wants 104 tweets for his dad, who turns 104 next week. He's already blown by that, and then some, with over a week to go. C'mon, Fark...let's show Gerald some birthday love
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Rainbow Family members already collecting a wide spectrum of law enforcement actions
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Sun July 03, 2022
(Bicycling.com)
 
 
 
Huh. We're up to day 3 of the Tour de France already?
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some CFL action this holiday weekend? Week 4 serves us up a rematch between the Riders and Als as the Blue bombers face off against the Argos in a simulheader. The action starts at 7PM ET
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
As Americans get ready for a weekend of grilling, the question needs to be asked (and answered): what is the correct cheese to use on burgers?
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Tue June 28, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Canto-pop, having peaked in 1997 and declined thanks to formulaic and irrelevant music, is making a comeback thanks to new generation of collaborative HK musicians influenced by rock, R&B and hip-hop rather than karaoke-ready sappy love songs
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Childs : "Fire's got the temperature up all over the camp. Won't last long though." MacReady : "Neither will we"
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Stardust Period Tracker was ready to snitch out women in a heartbeat
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
When you get tired of shopping on Zillow for bargain basement teardowns masquerading as "fixer-uppers" in Bumfark, Indiana and are ready to aspire to something better, go ahead and give this link a click
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Enough about "losing control of their own bodies," "being forced to raise children conceived by their rapists," and "dying from ectopic pregnancies," already. Let's talk about what reversing Roe means for men
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nevada Pud Boy brings gun to library to terrorize children, who are unfortunately already outside the womb and therefore fair game
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Sun June 26, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Can Jay White survive a 4-way IWGP Title bout? Will the Ace or Moxley be crowned Interim World Champ? Are you ready for a REAL once-in-a-lifetime show? AEW x NJPW FORBIDDEN DOOR starts @ 7pm ET on PPV, B/R Live, & NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Attempting to avoid car parking charges is best not attempted when you're already disqualified from driving
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Q in Qanon is back and posting again, in case your week wasn't dumb enough already
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Heavy)
 
 
 
Bears WR Darnell Moody has confirmed what every Bears fans already knew: Matt Nagy had no clue what he was doing
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Congrats, AWS, you've boldly gone where the Raspberry Pi has already been"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dropping close to $40,000,000 for a converted 767, and $12k per hour operating it is one way to avoid the nightmare that is commercial air travel. Having flown for the first time in three years, subby's about ready to whip out the checkbook
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Outkick)
 
 
 
'If the PGA let me play drunk, I'd win a lot more tournaments' ~ You already know who said that
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The globe's lone maker of monkeypox vaccine says it's ready as it settles in the catbird seat and begins thumbing catalogues for private islands, mega-yachts, and gold mini-giraffes
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
When you get to the 7th hole, you're in trouble already. When there's a ravine across the fairway, club choice is crucial from the tee. If there's a moose chasing you, your clubs aren't going to help but you might go faster if you shift to neutral
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Having already demolished two fourth grade classrooms, Uvalde city leaders agree to finish the job
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pretty sure I've already seen this movie, but I guess I could watch it again
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Swingers club opens in Manhattan. You clicked already and now the golf demons have you
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Something I think most already knew. Corn based ethanol fuel is actually WORSE for the environment. But, at least the corn industry made some money
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You've probably already forgotten about this shooter because his spree happened last December, but here's a deep dive about his online presence and writings that weren't just giant red flags of his intent, but were celebrated by MRAs and other Incels
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
With transport workers already on strike, and teachers and healthcare workers threatening strike action too, Tory MP knows who's to blame: the opposition party that's been out of power for 12 years
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The shining nail in the coffin happens to be a perfect and appropriate phone call, and it's already into a grand jury
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Mon June 20, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Big Time Becks tries to prove that this time she's ready for Asuka, unlike the last few weeks. Ezekiel's older brother Elias, who's a different person, returns for a one off musical performance. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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Sat June 18, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Controversial shooter Ready or Not removed from Steam after adding nightclub mission on anniversary of Pulse massacre. Furry Hitler still available
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Fri June 17, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's FHF, so there are no rhymes today. Instead, let's kick back and settle in for the weekend. Summer is right around the corner, we're all roasting already, so why not stay indoors and watch the MSNBC lineup with everyone at 7 PM EDT?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Nobody is going to save us from a recession. We're all on our own. Build your bunkers now, assemble your warband, and get ready to start cracking open the heads of your neighbors for that sweet, protein-filled goo inside
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Includes a terrarium ready to hold Audrey II
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You gotta watch out for those Ukrainian grandmothers. Sure, they're walking around with pies during the day but at night they could be colonels with artillery spotters ready to shoot Orcs in their sleep
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Wed June 15, 2022
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida Man admits to intentionally hitting a police car because he "felt like he was already in jail." Well, he does live in Florida
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Way cool. The James Webb Space Telescope is finally ready to do science - and it's seeing the universe more clearly than even its own engineers hoped for
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Half of Americans now predict US may 'cease to be a democracy' someday. The billionaires and corporations that already run the country as an oligarchy unavailable for comment
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
China ready to test a space-based solar power generator, but don't forget how this played out in SimCity
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(Decider)
 
 
 
"Obi-Wan Kenobi" was weak and out of practice, but now he has The Eye of the Rancor. No? The eye of the wookie? Eye of the loth-cat? Okay, okay. He has The Eye of the Merrick Garland. Ready for the thrill of Episode 5 at 3:01 AM ET on Disney Plus?
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Tue June 14, 2022
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Shelter at capacity, needs help finding homes for furry friends. Woofday and Caturday tags already adopted
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House passes around-the-clock security protection for Justices who already had it
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Because it was scam all along? Because it has no intrinsic value? Because money is already good as money? Because after a while you run out of people dumb enough to pay you more than you paid to get it? Something about a fool and his coin
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(Axios)
 
 
 
DSM is a surprise best-seller. But not among Farkers. Because they are already practicing psychiatrists. And generals, lawyers, doctors, epidemiologists, economists, commercial airline pilots, and successful Democratic and GOP strategists
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Former Little Ceasars employee comes in hot & ready
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: MLB Experimenting with Minor Leaguers' Balls to Find Best Sticky Substance
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Zune may not be ready to get on the cart after all
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Sun June 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Starting today, get ready for more diseases to break into the US
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If the suspect was already in custody on the other side of the country why did the FBI have to force entry to his grandfather's house?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The White Sox walked a hitter intentionally when they already had 1-2 count. You better believe the next batter was hitting one to the bleachers after that
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Although the official announcement will be done tomorrow, a new report from Mundo Deportivo claims FIFA has already made its decision to kick Ecuador out of the World Cup due to defender Byron Castillo's false birth documents
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Get ready to live more of Kevin Smith's He-Man fever dream
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's US Senate candidate Blake Masters attacking a 73 year old man. I would list the political party that he belongs to, but you already guessed it
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Wed June 08, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Task force of nine from DOJ are already investigating the lack of law enforcement response to the mass shooting in Uvalde. Next up: site visits, interviews, and former police chief heading out of town
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Costco is about to raise the price of entrance but has already agreed to keep its hands off your weiners; your mom last seen taking notes
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
If you're holding your breath waiting for Deadpool 3, then get ready to die because it ain't happening for a least two years, if not longer
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
World Bank warns the world to get ready to change that channel for That 70s Stagflation Show
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I already do. But thanks for the notice anyway
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Get ready for less John Sterling on Yankees broadcasts. Now all we need are less Yankees and we're set
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Sun June 05, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have rarely seen a trailer that I thought needed *NO SPOILERS*. Then the Bad Batch Season 2 trailer hit like *********** with a *********** I'd say take my money Disney, but they already have it
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Fri June 03, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Cop thinks back to his training, decides "Go ahead, motherfarker, do it" is the best response to the guy who has already thrown molotov cocktails at two police cars and is holding another
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Thu June 02, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
IPv4 may not be ready to get on the cart just yet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon warns to get ready for an economic "hurricane" unlike any you've seen before
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Not saying tomorrow's election is rigged by Doug Ford. Just saying that the Toronto Sun is already announcing the losers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's farking June already
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Spread by local ticks, Iraq is experiencing an outbreak of the "nose-bleed virus". Well, that doesn't sound so ba- ...it has already killed 18 people
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Are you ready for the new iPhone and iPad software updates? They're going to change everything. EVERYTHING
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's June 1, everybody. You know what that means, right? IT'S HURRICANE SEASONS. Wooooo-HOOOOO. Now get ready for another round of once-in-a-lifetime megastorms that we'll surely never see again
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Snipers vs crocs. Ready. Release the bait divers
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Are you ready to smell what the Rock's daughter is cooking?
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Mon May 30, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Black hole inspired nanotech A/C for my car. Is it truly black hole inspired if it doesn't suck? Already in testing by VW
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Sun May 29, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is it. Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals from Miami. Will it be the Boston Celtics or the Miami Heat that will go on to face the Golden State Warriors? It all begins at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN. Let's get ready to rumble
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Score one for a barricade." Tag is for driver
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In New Zealand, you can already get 8-gig broadband and they're demoing 25-gig. Subby has figured out why Hobbits really have hair on their feet
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Sat May 28, 2022
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
How to cover the news that everyone already knows and no one wants to see
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
My "I didn't murder any children at the scene of that mass shooting" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Willow's first trailer is here, and it already looks better than the last couple seasons of Game of Thrones
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
No, Ben Roethlisberger, Ray Lewis, Kareem Hunt, and Robert Kraft already did that
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
There are Fark-ready headlines and then there's this headline
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Russia is now sending half-century old T-62 tanks to Ukraine. At least it doesn't have the autoloader and carousel of shells ready to ignite and pop the turret off
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(The Street)
 
 
 
And the "Shut up already, Elon" broken record spins on and on and on
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Wed May 25, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Only one Johnny Sex Cup game tonight thanks to the Sunshine State Sweep. Will it be Avs in 5 or will the Blues battle back to play another day? Will Kadri pick up his traditional playoff suspension? We do that hockey @ 8pm ET, ready your goonjuice
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ready set go ... pure grace on the water
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Josh Allen is already in regular season form
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Tue May 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
With only about 30% of us fully upgraded to 5G, get ready for 6G
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Brazilian Tapir born at British zoo. "We are all so proud of Ennis, we all knew she could be a good mum and she is now getting to prove how excellent she is at the job, so attentive and protective." (pic)
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
John Connor better be ready
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
27% of all bitcoin is held by just .01% of crypto weenies -- roughly 100x the regular economy's already topheavy wealth concentration
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Sun May 22, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Global warming, ready for ya
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Fri May 20, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Japanese man who accidentally received an entire town's COVID stimulus funding and disappeared with the money? They found him and he already spent all the money online gambling
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Like a wary groundhog blinking the sleep from its eyes to peer cautiously from the rim of its hole into a wide, scary world, Merrick Garland may be getting ready to think about doing something
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get ready for the inevitable "Frogger Challenge" interrupting your commute
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Analysis by Cancer Research says most of UK will be obese or overweight by 2040. Americans seen chuckling their belly fat away in 2020 having already reached that goal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Analysis of Hunter Biden's hard drive reveals... nothing we didn't already know, he did drugs, he has had tax problems, and the biggest shocker, family members of Presidents, VPs etc, are pretty well connected
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Everyone already knows exactly how they feel about Roe v Wade, and they appear to base their predicted voting behavior on something else
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Vice president of nonprofit "Kidsmatter", arrested for...well, you already know
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Subby blames Ready Player One
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Wed May 18, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Doctors in Alabama already turn away women who are miscarrying
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Tue May 17, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Sorry for your Wendy's dinner order being delayed. A couple of our employees were stabbing each other. Your dinner order will be ready soon
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
January 6 Committee currently powdering their noses and getting ready for the bright lights of prime time to shine the spotlight on the treasonous ones
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are you ready for Musk Social?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Pennsylvania GOP primaries haven't yet started, but the finger pointing has already started as to who is responsible for losing the governor's seat this fall. Is it MAGA, or Ultra-MAGA?
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Mon May 16, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Yes. But then again if you can pull off wearing a red cape and blue tights or a one-piece with a golden eagle across the bust and a gold lamé lasso you're already doing pretty well," subby typed while wearing the cape and lasso
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Some Vacationing Guy)
 
 
 
Vacation season is almost upon us, and the Sunday Morning Music Club has its bags packed, it's ready to go, and is in the mood to do some traveling, man
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
The European Center For Disease Prevention and Control has decided to abandon usage of the term 'subvariant' to label BA.4 and BA.5 legitimate Variants Of Concern. Get ready for the European Summer Of Death and the tourism to crematorium pipeline
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Fri May 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Patients charged hundreds of dollars to get COVID drugs already paid for by taxpayers. Insurance companies, doctors and hospitals: Oh, we're not charging you for the drug, that's just an administrative fee. Ain't America great?
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Farker just started watching Star Trek DS9. Which episodes should I skip? Already know enough to bypass Move Along Home and ration Garak episodes so they last longer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Get ready for the use of Red Scare tactics against pro-choice activists
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
37% of the time it works every time. Unless you're already doing it wrong
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
He already knows if you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Why pay attention to sports when he already knows?
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Wed May 11, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Today I learned Google's president of commerce and payments is named Bill Ready. Name checks out
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Upon further review, inflation is not transitory and went up 8.3% in April. But you, the consumer, knew that already
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Tue May 10, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
No Superman & Lois. 2-hour season finale of Naomi. 1ˢᵗ, visions from Earth-29 get her to seek advice, receive a gift, & go on a road trip in Ep.№12 "Ready or Not" at 8 ㏘ EDT Then the Battle w/the Big Bad in Ep.№13 in "Who Am I?" at 9, both on The CW
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ready for Fark Headline: Marcelo dropped from Lyon first team for "farting and laughing" in dressing room
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Clearview AI promises not to sell its face-recognition database to most US businesses, probably because it already sold to everyone who could have wanted it *pinky swear*
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Get ready for a new face on the money
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Mon May 09, 2022
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Water main unexpectedly breaks under freeway, adding to the already bleak water problems Arizona is facing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that you're all geezers ready for the dust bin, here are 5 things Millennials should know about Social Security
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tell the wife to get her gold-encrusted voting shoes ready: Ferdinand Marcos's son Ferdinand Marcos looks set to win the first outright majority for President of the Phillipines in decades today
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(MSN)
 
 
 
87% of Americans are ready to ask CEOs, "Exile or Death?"
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Sun May 08, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"The raids frustrate advocates because some cannabis products are already legal"
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Science proves what all moms already know. That around the age of 13, children no longer find their mothers' voices "uniquely rewarding"
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Fri May 06, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Huh. You'd think the Russian army had already done a pretty good job of it themselves
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In his first public appearance since the leak, John Roberts stresses that "one bad apple" would not change "people's perception" of SCOTUS, mainly because most people had already long seen it as a completely illegitimate, partisan institution
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Who's ready to leap quantumly again?
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Thu May 05, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Astronaut Day. Respectfully go hug those who have already boldly gone
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Wed May 04, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Who is ready to seek out new worlds and new civilizations? It's your official Strange New Worlds discussion thread, streaming on Paramount+
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
STEM edged out Entertainment in Category. Cool edged out Creepy & Scary in Topic. Mrs. Subby joked about an AI writing a country song. Subby said, "I bet it's already happened." Garth Brooks it ain't, but behold the wonder of You Can't Take My Door
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
India and Pakistan are enduring one of the worst heat waves on record, resulting in destroyed crops and huge electricity shortages. Good thing there isn't already a spike in oil/gas and food prices across the world
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
For some reason, lawyer suing NFL for racism thinks it would be unfair for NFL Commissioner to decide the claims as Goodell already said the claims were without merit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin may soon officially declare war on Ukraine, surprising many who thought he already had
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The Proud Boys' leaders have 1/6 trials coming up, and they want bigscreen TV's and fast computers in their cells to review video evidence their lawyers have already reviewed. As the Constitution requires
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Mon May 02, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup Playoffs begin on Monday and the series are Bruins-Hurricanes (7:00 PM ET on ESPN), Lightning-Leafs (7:30 PM on ESPN2), Blues-Wild (9:30 PM on ESPN), and Kings-Oilers (10:00 PM on ESPN2). Let's get ready to rumble
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Already stressed out by the upcoming week this Monday? Watch hungry deer munch on apples in the Maine woods
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Lead video game voice actor doesn't get why people say cancer is hard to beat; he's already on Stage 4
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Sun May 01, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
"I'm not really here to roast the GOP. That's not my style. Besides, there's nothing I can say about the GOP that Kevin McCarthy hasn't already put on tape." 🎤⬇
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get ready for fresh hell: "A far-right activist banned from Twitter for fundraising to 'take out' a BLM activist was told by an Elon Musk associate he may get his account back 'soon'"
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nintendo gamers are already playing Switch Sports like it's 2007
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
'Rolling Chunder' gang arrive in Ottawa and already getting on people's nerves
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: The hidden world of octopus cities and culture. Wait, what?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couches ready: Not only does Dear Leader Trump only allow subject himself to interviews with friendly reporters, by they tell his staff what the questions will be ahead of time
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Definitely more fun than playing The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle and Friends on NES it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Just Die Already & Paradigm free at Epic. What have you been playing? Gal Civ IV? Side note: best & worst licensed games?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Get ready for the next wave of resignations, as workers around the country tell their bosses to go fark themselves rather than agree to demands that they return full time to the office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A look at all the reasons Biden is hesitating on canceling in student debt. Because let's face it -- the trolley's already run over those people. Is it fair to them to stop it before it runs over the next group?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Getting ready to go pick up your brand new Duramax pickup at the dealer? Well, I've got a little bad news
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Russia decided that there wasn't enough global unity against it already
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Thu April 28, 2022
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
You could already be growing potent psychedelic mushrooms in your backyard
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"(Putin) may nuke us all but we are ready to die"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian state TV tells viewers to be ready to die when the missiles start flying
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Wed April 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's russian nesting doll: when the headline's already perfect
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Good news: The public congressional hearings into the Jan 6 2021 riot that were supposed to start in late February or March 2022 but got moved to April and then rescheduled to May are all ready to go for June primetime
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk already broke his agreement with Twitter" - wow, surprise. FARK: within 24hrs of making the deal
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
South American penis snakes discovered in Florida. Aren't there already enough dicks in that state?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
15 ways to use canned seafood assuming you've already bribed/sedated your cats
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why no smart person already purchased Twitter. I think this is intended to be an insult to your liege lord, Musk fanbois, so you should probably start girding your loins
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Tue April 26, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Having already historically established the pattern of violently defending their land, Texas man pulls a gun from his bathrobe, shoots his neighbor over a parking space, and somehow only gets his last name in TFA
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Having mastered the ability to place lens-flare on orange plastic, JJ Abrams is ready to wreck your Hot Wheels
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Mon April 25, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It is already a mayhem filled manic madness Monday, and this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lea Michele once showed Jonathan Groff her vajayjay and no there are no pictures too late you're already gone
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get ready for the return of TFG to Twitter. Board in advanced talks to accept Elon's buyout offer
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Sat April 23, 2022
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
"Guy goes to grab his hat then realizes somebody is already using it." Yes, this is a news story
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Nah. We hated the Yankees already
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Finally, the perfect rings for when you're ready to commit to your body pillow
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
House Republicans rally to support St. Elon of Musk in his brave and noble pursuit to turn Twitter into more of a cesspool of crap than it already is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos is worth $160 billion, so of course Congress is getting ready to bail him out. Still no minimum wage increase for you poors
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For Aviation Fark: a detailed post from the previous owner of the Taylorcraft that Trevor Jacobs deliberately crashed explaining why Jacobs is an even bigget asshat then you already thought
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Pitcher for the Not-Quite-So-Ready-To-Rumble Ponies hit hard in loss to Sea Dogs
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
People are already comparing the demise of CNN+ to Quibi, but the fact of the matter is Quibi lasted for 6 CNN+es
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Johnny Depp/Amber Heard case is already explosive enough. Now Diesel fuel has been added
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Got a spare room? Help out if you can. Subby already registered on a Ukrainian site and just received a call today asking to host a family. Details in first post
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If the 3 train carrying 1000 passengers leaves the Brownsville station at 6:45 AM going 20 mph and hits 2 people, how long were they already dead?
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Wed April 20, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Grab your circus peanuts and get ready for the show; the GOP has the fullest clown car in history going into the Michigan gubernatorial primary with 12 nutbags and nobodies vying for the nomination
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: I take little interest in men's balls. Unlike Tucker Carlson
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Squirrel Girl is finally on the way. She had to wait until Thanos was already defeated so Infinity War wasn't won in the first ten minutes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Headline: Syrian fighters ready to join next phase of Ukraine war. Article body: Hundreds of Syrians have pledged to fight alongside Russia, but only a small percentage have shown up
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Fri April 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yeah, Wall Street's calling BS on Twitter and this "full blown Elon circus" too. "obvious" tag already out the door and on its way to the Hamptons for the holiday weekend
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We Not Ready
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Science confirms what everybody already knows about cryptobros
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fark already knows the GOP will ruin your life for political power, but does your flag covered gas guzzler driving idiot neighbor? [NSFW language]
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin has already locked up the award for 2022's "Top NATO Recruiter"
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