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headlines found matching 'Rape'
Wed July 18, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out GOP politician who supported a GOP pedophile is a pedophile
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Woman buys organic grapes at Stop & Shop and gets a bonus 100% organic venomous spider
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Despite casting Adam Sandler, Hotel Transylvania 3 is #1 with $42 million, Ant-Man and the Wasp down to #2 with $28 million. Skyscraper disastrously debuts at #3 with $24 million as Incredibles 2 slips to #4 with $14 million, Sicario 2 thudding to #8
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Fri July 13, 2018
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Could The Rock really make that epic jump in the poster for Skyscraper? Here comes the math
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man stabs someone after getting into an argument over reserved seat at screening of "The First Purge". Someone should have told him that he had the wrong day
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
According to noted Human Resources expert Harvey Weinstein everyone trades sex for roles
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The Rock gives the people's elbow to a building with his robot leg in 'Skyscraper'
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Man flogged 80 times in public square in Iran for heinous crime of A: Murder? B: Rape? or C: Drinking alcohol 10 years ago as a teenager?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
I guess his checks cleared
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Wed July 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Watchdog Group files ethics complaint alleging that Devin Nunes's financial filings failed to disclosure his ownership in 3 additional wineries, and of course, his majority shares of Amalgamated Grapefruit
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In the wake of Larry Nassar and Jerry Sandusky comes a letter from a parent that pretty much anyone who has kids, deals with kids, would like to one day be a parent, or be around parents even, might want to read
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Order up a case of sour grapes for Elon Musk, who was upset his generous offer of a mini submarine to help with the Thai rescue effort was seen as unpractical
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Tue July 10, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dear Abby said I needed help for my sex addiction, so I made it a three-way
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Mon July 09, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
A witness speaking up got a monster a much-deserved 30 years, landed the witness a Fark headline and a Hero tag. Who knew speaking up could do so much?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not sure the "sexual assault just fine" twenty years ago defense will fly in today's political climate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
One of the nation's most prominent Evangelical Christian leaders says that he thinks Jesus would approve of same-sex marriages: "I think Jesus would encourage any love affair if it was honest and sincere and was not damaging to anyone else"
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Two out of five college students think drunk sex is "normal and harmless" haven't woken up next morning sheepishly pulling wool from between teeth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Weinstein does the perp walk in cuffs
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pamplona Day One: Five humans have regerts, but will come back next year anyway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Australian law requires verbal consent before putting your shrimp in the barbie
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you get caught having sex with one of your special-needs students, lose your job and are out on bail, there are lots of things you can do while waiting for your trial. Getting caught doing it again probably isn't a good one
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus indicates that Jim Jordan is now free to pack his crap and leave the klavern
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
The problem with "triggering libs"
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Electric brain stimulation may help reduce violent crime. Either that or eating a Snickers
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Fri June 29, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sex workers leave Twitter for Switter. I think we can see where the German scat fetishists are heading next
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Thu June 28, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What does Ben Rothlesberger do that Jameis Winston doesn't?
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for soliciting kiddie porn and sex with minors is no way to go through life, Mr Chairman of the International Campaign to Stop Rape and Gender Violence in Conflict
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baylor's regents may have used black athletes as scapegoats for its sexual assault scandal so federal investigators wouldn't investigate the old white men that run the school
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
There's definitely something wrong with you when Keyshawn Johnson says you have mental issues
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Tue June 26, 2018
(CBS 6 Albany)
 
 
 
Man escapes justice with help from an imaginary razor blade and ceiling tiles
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Mon June 25, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS declines to hear 'Making a Murderer' case, leaving Brendan in jail on his DASSey
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes demands Rod Rosenstein admit that he's the one spreading the grapefruit meme around the DOJ. *stands up* I'm Rosenstein
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Don Cherry predicts Doug Ford will someday be Prime Minister. Go back to picking out car seats for your next jacket pattern, Grapes
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Book value of a new Ferrari decreases by 30% after you leave dealer, 100% if you total it
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Fri June 22, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man dressed as Elvis offers to bring tween sex toys as gifts. Cue 'Jailhouse Rock.' 🎵
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Contestant of TV show "The Proposal" moonlights on "The date rape"
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering, the answer is yes; Burger King has apologized for saying it would give any Russian woman a lifetime supply of Whoppers if she were to get pregnant by a player in the World Cup
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
XXXTentacion allegedly beat his girlfriend until she became pregnant in 2016- Pretty sure that's not how that works
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former senior Democratic National Committee adviser: A 10-year-old child with Down syndrome was ripped away from her mother. Lewandowski: "Womp womp"
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Mon June 18, 2018
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Whoa. Attention shoppers. Clean up in the produce dept. Evidently we have a real bad ass over here in the grapefruit section
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
One 17-year-old wearing a 'Make America Great Again' hat said she doubted...that one in four college women experience rape...but if it was true, the reason was because 'we're importing rape culture' through illegal immigration and homosexuality
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's My Little Pony - the Hiatus, week one. So instead of the show it's Charity Livestream with Forest Rain and a bunch of musicians raising money for the Trevor Project at 6pm ET and the Vinceremos Therapeutic Riding Center at 8:30 pm ET
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hey, hey, hey. Bill Cosby has fired his entire legal team
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Thu June 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sly? Not so much
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sly? Not so much
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Wed June 13, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Raccoon climbs skyscraper, given French citizenship
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bad: Your mugshot is in the news. Worse: For "a bizarre role playing sex encounter." Woof
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Fri June 08, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Fife pimp faces rape charge. Woodwinds everywhere whistle in fear
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Schiff demands a release of the Nunes Grapefruit transcripts. Promises it will "shed new light on the issues" of juicing, and squeezing, and moderate fondling
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Thu June 07, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Axe murderer given three life sentences. Spookiest looking person in a suit you'll see today
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Architect vows to ease China's urban overpopulation by building horizontal skyscrapers that float on top of vertical skyscrapers. "In these dense cities like Chongqing there's no room for big public parks, so we have to lift them into the sky"
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Lebanon Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother of male cheerleader doesn't want her son touching female cheerleaders, well, two female cheerleaders in particular
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After 49 straight days of complaints, multiple AWOLs, a suicide attempt, an OTH discharge, and three appeals dismissals without mention of the actual complaints, Navy finally admits that maaaaaaybe this sailor might have been sexually assaulted
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Not that anyone cares anymore, "Doctor" Cosby just lost another honorary degree, this time from UNC
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Wed May 30, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
@¿@
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Mon May 28, 2018
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Man pleads no contest to 5-year-old girl's rape, sentenced to 90 days of house arrest and doesn't have to register as sex offender. Article sums it up perfectly: "Burgess is very wealthy"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♪ L'Araignée, l'Araignée / Est un être bien singulier / Dans sa toile, il attend / D'attraper les brigands / Attention / Car l'Araignée est là ♪
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Guardian)
 
Boobies
 
Morgan Freeman: I did not sprinkle those titties
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Ivanka will head to California to stump for Nunes. That's one hell of a bitter grapefruit
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Fri May 25, 2018
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Not him, too
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt proposed anti-abortion legislation granting men "property rights" over fetuses twice. He really likes owning fetuses
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Wily Weinstein attorney uses "all of his friends were jumping off bridges, so Harvey did too" defense
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Wily Weinstein attorney uses "all of his friends were jumping off bridges, so Harvey did too" defense
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones dons a clown mask and, well, looks like the nightmares will be fresh
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Tue May 22, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
'13 Reasons Why' season 2 sparks outrage over (a) glorifying suicide, (b) school shooting scene, or (c) mop sodomy
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Milk is the center of humanity's longest-standing health-related, moral, and economic food debates. It also fails to make Grape Nuts edible
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New sexual misconduct allegations against celebrity chef Mario Batali have the NYPD investigating. Batali's camp claims it's all just a croc
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Big bada boom
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Sat May 19, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT knows the name of the FBI informant but refuses to name him out of fear for their safety from rabid grapefruit farkers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Nunes may have just taken a chunk out of a very bitter grapefruit
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Expert provides eight reasons you might not want to have sex other than your arm is tired
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Stack.com)
 
 
 
I'm getting a little verklempt Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic: Grape nuts contain neither grapes nor nuts. Discuss
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Panda rape expert Tucker Carlson can't even do ad hominem attacks right; he slams Michael Avenatti for being a "porn lawyer whose eyes are too close together"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Forty-five heartbreaking stories of sex and consent at college
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nunes-DOJ showdown on hold either because Devin ran out of grapefruit or because DOJ gave him what's what on just how royally f*cked him and the rest of the grapefruit f*ckers on the House Intel Committee are
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chris Brown accused of trapping a woman in his bedroom during an orgy so his friend could rape her
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pizzagate activists decide to toss their conspiracy theories back in the oven after the Schneiderman resignation
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
100 sit-ups and a fine is suitable punishment for A) Graffiti B) Jay walking C) Kidnapping and rape
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Sat May 05, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you thought the NXIVM story couldn't get any worse, well... you were wrong (warning: describes some really disturbing stuff)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sex robots are not the answer to "incel rage"
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
NRA decided to give Tucker Carlson chance to mansplain to female members, article does not mention if panda rape was also discussed. But with Tucker how could it not be included?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA lawyer arrested for spending time in his lab
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Thu May 03, 2018
(BET)
 
 
 
Opinion piece: Camille Cosby deserves side-eye for her hypocrisy and damage control moves. (Looks at source) WHOA
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
First they took away the right to bang prostitutes while "investigating" them, and now it's going to be illegal to hook up with handcuffed prisoners. It's getting so there's no reason to be a cop any more
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Wed May 02, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Iowa legislature passes "fetal heartbeat" bill to ban abortions after six weeks, down from 20
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brooklyn jail guard hoisted on his own enormous, hook-shaped, easily identifiable petard
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Grapefruits? Why did she go with grapefruits? Meghan McCain complains about the left attacking conservatives with grapefruits. Is there some meme I should know about
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Meet Robin Hanson, a Libertarian economist who thinks men are owed sex, women are devious about sex, and that rape is an acceptable source of humor
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Meet Robin Hanson, a Libertarian economist who thinks men are owed sex, women are devious about sex, and that rape is an acceptable source of humor
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Sat April 28, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' House seat no longer safe for Republicans, grapefruit
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Fri April 27, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reports indicate Golden State Killer was not a nice guy
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It probably won't help Bill Cosby's appeal when his lawyers say every woman who testified Is a phony, lying slut out for money
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cosby's spokespeople say Cosby is just like Emmet Till, you know, except for the part that Cosby is still alive and being tried in the justice system rather than murdered by a mob, and he raped sixty women rather than looking at one funny, but still
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee releases final Russia report: "No collusion no collusion. You're the collusion. The Deep State took all my grapefruits, now how am I supposed to entertain myself this weekend?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
23 and me to life
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cosby Verdict: J. A. I. L. - O
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(NBC New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jurors reach verdict in Bill Cosby retrial. Get your taglines ready for the announcement
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Alternate Cosby jurors get time with comfort dog. After O'Neill mentioned the dog, Cosby stood up at the defense table and made a comical, barking-like motion with his mouth
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
My God, panda rape expert Tucker Carlson actually said something halfway intelligent
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
As Trump has noted, the bad hombres commit crimes such as kidnapping, assault, rape, and gun and drug running. And that's just the border patrol agents
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"No one wants to live in London or Sweden because they imported a bunch of people from a part of the world that doesn't share their values," says panda rape expert Tucker Carlson
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Tue April 24, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Allison Mack tried to lure Emma Watson into sex cult purple monkey dishwasher. It's as if a million farkers cried out for the originals, and were suddenly silenced
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Oh, Florida, don't ever change: "A Miami pimp's reaction to a Santa's Enchanted Forest employee not paying for sex with a 16-year-old led cops to him and a prison sentence for sex trafficking"
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What happens when a deeply stupid man is confronted by highly educated teachers about disparaging remarks he made about them? Let's tune into KY Gov Matt "children were raped because the teachers went on strike" Bevin's press conference yesterday
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Thu April 19, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's defense witness is inconsistent when trying to explain inconsistencies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD Sex Trafficking Tip Hotline has been providing the wrong phone number in all ads and media for 2 years. FARK: No one noticed until a reporter called the number
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's rape defense: I don't even like pudding my pop there
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
London's skyline to be transformed into Manhattan with a record 510 skyscrapers bering planned
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Tue April 17, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I couldn't have possibly committed the rape because as you can see I'm a good-looking guy and she's 300 pounds"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sleepwear company bets on Rule 34, introduces a line of "Handmaid's Tale" inspired lingerie
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It is none of your business who Sean Hannity hires or why according to noted panda rape expert Tucker Carlson. And you thought Tucker would ignore this story
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Yes, it's come to this - grapefruit flavored hard cider
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky Attorney General declares war on the Governor for saying incredibly stupid things
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Seattle Seabass
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevins (R-eal scumbag) says that because schools were closed due to teacher walkouts, "I guarantee you somewhere in Kentucky today a child was sexually assaulted that was left at home because there was nobody there to watch them"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Okay, so aside from Greitens himself, is there anyone left in Missouri that wants him to stay on as Governor?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Okay, so aside from Greitens himself, is there anyone left in Missouri that wants him to stay on as Governor?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rosenstein just gave Nunes plenty of reasons to buy his neighborhood grocery store's entire grapefruit inventory
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
"Sure is great to be out of jail. I know a deputy is coming to give me a ride home, but I'm tired of waiting. Hey, look. A bike"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama evangelist and Fox News contributor Acton Bowen actin' guilty, jailed on child sex charges involving young boy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Colbert addresses Tucker Carlson's decision to cover a story about rape pandas instead of actual news
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Louisiana law to ban sex with animals wins Senate vote 25 - 10. Let that sink in for a moment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes privately told colleagues that if the DoJ doesn't hand over those documents, he will microwave so many grapefruit, so help him, that "More than Words" mix tape will be worn down to the nubs in the boombox when he's done
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"We need something to distract viewers from the Cohen raid. It's primetime; they expect quality from Fox News." "Here's a story about rape pandas." "Perfect. Tucker Carlson can definitely talk about panda sexual assaults"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher participating in a statewide teacher walkout, you're not helping the cause if you use the time to have sex with a student
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher participating in a statewide teacher walkout, you're not helping the cause if you use the time to have sex with a student
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Sun April 08, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Ohio State University revokes The Bill Cosby's honorary degree
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Sat April 07, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"DNA testing revealed 11 children in the camp were the product of a sexual relationship by their mothers with either a brother, father or other close male relative"
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Camacho gets about 1 paragraph into his prepared remarks at a roundtable on taxes, says "this is boring" and literally tosses the speech aside and goes on a rant about rape, immigrants, birthright citizenship, voter fraud, and ... Indonesia?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Protip: If your storage locker is being sold at auction, maybe take the child porn out of it, first. Especially if you're the adult featured in it
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Wed April 04, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you're running a brothel out of your apartment don't volunteer to also take care of your friend's kids
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Someone hung around the weird kryptonite a little too long: Allison Mack expected to be arrested for sex trafficking
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Here's a handy guide. If you find bushels of cash, you may have a congressional tenant. If you find lube, several cartons of grapefruit, a microwave, and a well-worn Extreme cassette tape with "More Than Words" on repeat, then you may have a Devin
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Fri March 30, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Does use of sex dolls transform people into psychopaths, as the article suggests, or do serial killers just gravitate towards them? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed March 28, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Worboys release decision overturned, in move Immortan Joe considers mediocre
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart is pulling the women's magazine Cosmopolitan from its check-out lines which is just as well since they probably sell more National Enquirer, Globe and Road and Track anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White Sox rehire groundskeeper after he clears the dirt from his name
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Missing Harley Quinn cosplayers arrested in Nevada
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Zoning board blocks opening of shelter meant to help girls escape sex trafficking, based on testimony from one, single neighbor who was arrested, charged with child sex-trafficking after being turned in by his mom
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mormon Bishop accused of misusing missionary position
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Fri March 23, 2018
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Trump's new National Security Advisor chairs a group infamous for its role in publishing fake news and spreading hate about Muslims. I mean, at this point, what else did you expect?
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