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Mon February 06, 2023       Remember how oh-so-funny Republicans started calling it "Obamacare" to link his name to it like an albatross, but then Obama embraced the term and beat them all? Well, this is like that, except with busing migrants across the country source: npr.org   |   share: 128   Sun February 05, 2023       Street racer drives like hell, gets there source: khou.com   |   share: 43         Stressed from politics, race relations, violence, and inflation? Headaches, fatigue, depression, nervousness, exhaustion? It's time to find your "fun magnets." Yes, people get paid to write this source: npr.org   |   share: 11       A network of Kochs' will attempt to do what nobody else seems capable of: Koch-blocking orange Julius and screwing him out of the nomination source: time.com   |   share: 91   Sat February 04, 2023       Down in Australia, they like their motorsport to come with kangaroos and pre-dawn race starts. It's the 2023 Bathurst 12 Hour, live from Mount Panorama. Live stream to the left, jokes about everything being upside down to the right @ 1:30pm ET source: youtube.com   |   share: 27         No matter which version is correct, we all win a little source: yahoo.com   |   share: 46   Fri February 03, 2023       Kari Lake hopes to lose senate bid next source: politico.com   |   share: 68         Brace yourselves, there's a title wave coming source: twitter.com   |   share: 156         Beefeaters seen dusting off the gallows at the Tower of London as man pleads guilty to treason after being caught at Windsor Castle with a crossbow, telling police officers he was there 'to Kill the Queen'. It's a bold strategy, Cotton source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 44   Thu February 02, 2023       Remember when you used to trace comics in grade school and passed them off as your own work in art class? This Roy Lichtenstein documentary remembered source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 59   Wed February 01, 2023       RNC: So, for 2024, what we're planning is to completely embrace the strategy that led to our complete rout in 2022. We're just going to do it harder this time source: slate.com   |   share: 127         "I got re-elected." Get your "let them fight" memes ready source: politico.com   |   share: 138   Tue January 31, 2023       People who go to these things only want to see a cockroach crash source: wgme.com   |   share: 26         Just how much of a drooling moron do you have to be at this point to be "disappointed" by the fact that a Donald Trump "campaign speech" is nothing more than a jumbled word salad of hatred, insanity, and grievance? Oh, hello Governor Sununu source: ca.finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 55   Mon January 30, 2023       Lindsey Graham says the GOP can't have 'Trump policies' without Trump, much in the same way that you can't have a prolapsed rectum without a rectum source: aol.com   |   share: 58         What Republicans really need is a candidate from NASCAR source: foxnews.com   |   share: 116   Sun January 29, 2023       The press might be BSAB'ing the story of Biden finding classified documents, but the public doesn't seem to be buying that, as his approval ratings have not declined since the story broke source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 87         AZ GOP Chair candidate: I wish to unify the AZ GOP. AZ GOP Chair-elect: One Party, Under Trump, Indivisible, With MAGA For All source: msn.com   |   share: 53   Sat January 28, 2023       Graceland war breaks out: Priscilla Presley launches fight with granddaughter over Presley estate, says she's an impersonator like many Elvis wannabes source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 35   Fri January 27, 2023       Give it a shot source: yahoo.com   |   share: 48         Chet Holmgren voted as an All-Star starter by several NBA players presumably because they all wanted to take turns dunking on him source: si.com   |   share: 9   Thu January 26, 2023       What's better than a relationship with Tiger Woods? Skiing the Streif at night naked. Correction: No one has done the naked part yet source: vaildaily.com   |   share: 14         What's better than a relationship with Tiger Woods? Skiing the Streif at night naked. Correction: No one has done the naked part yet source: vaildaily.com   |   share: 14         The California Senate race Schiffs into high gear source: krcrtv.com   |   share: 217         Missing hiker found on Mt Baldy still no trace of Julian Sands, maybe they should try looking in 1989 with Lori Singer source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 48   Wed January 25, 2023 (Some Redneck)       Photoshop these redneck racers source: img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net   |   share: 13         Racehorse figures jockey is just dead weight, runs entire race without him and wins anyway source: odditycentral.com   |   share: 17         Out of all the neutral and sensitive words available in the whole world, guess which password the police assigned to a family to enable them to visit their dying mixed-race child in hospital source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 216   Tue January 24, 2023       If the RNC condemns Ye, I feel bad for Ye, son, but Shawn Steel ain't one source: politico.com   |   share: 55   Mon January 23, 2023       Standing up to 800 feet tall with 300 foot blades, the latest generation of wind turbines are generating more power than ever... when they aren't suddenly falling over source: popularmechanics.com   |   share: 30         And my traveling companions are ghosts and empty sockets. I'm looking at ghosts and empties, but I've reason to believe... we all will be received in Graceland source: npr.org   |   share: 23         Ex-Czech general leads presidential race over billionaire Babis, although some question how Babis was formed source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 26         Moderate Christians call out Greg Locke for promoting 'false gospel', otherwise known as 'Christian Nationalism' source: original.newsbreak.com   |   share: 73   Sun January 22, 2023       Interesting: Poll shows Democratic gubernatorial candidate in a statistical tie with the GOP incumbent in a 2023 race. Fark: In Mississippi. Even more Interesting: the Dem candidate, Brandon Presley, is Elvis' cousin source: msn.com   |   share: 53   Sat January 21, 2023       Boeing and NASA will test a truss-braced wing prototype for future passenger travel, possibly lead to a 737 replacement after 6 decades source: cnn.com   |   share: 47   Fri January 20, 2023       Boy Meets Congress source: usatoday.com   |   share: 40   Thu January 19, 2023       ♫Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to run in you again.♫ source: msn.com   |   share: 5         Abortion was common and was managed by women and mid-wives for hundreds of years. Then, the racists/misogynists showed up source: npr.org   |   share: 86         Premier League Thursday brings Man. Citeh and Spurs head to head, each looking to bounce back from a loss. Will Citeh tighten the title race? Can Spurs sort themselves out? Match time 3:00 pm ET on Peacock source: scores.nbcsports.com   |   share: 58         Could Mississippi turn blue? No, it's the voters who are wrong source: mississippitoday.org   |   share: 43   Wed January 18, 2023       DeathSantis' campaign for the White House already dead, at the hands of TFG's cult source: thehill.com   |   share: 126         I have a dream that [REDACTED] this nation will [REDACTED] hold [REDACTED] all men [REDACTED] on the red hills of Georgia [REDACTED] sweltering with [REDACTED] heat, [REDACTED] lips dripping [REDACTED] with little [REDACTED] boys and [REDACTED] girls source: npr.org   |   share: 147   Tue January 17, 2023       Aussie horse racing jockey's pants fall down mid-race, crosses the finish line leaving his fellow competitors with an eye-full of arse (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 8         Aussie horse racing jockey's pants fall down mid-race, crosses the finish line leaving his fellow competitors with an eye-full of arse (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 8         Mormon Church to Press "It's all a misunderstanding. God loves Black people." Mormon Church to Black Mormon "You are cursed. Your seed is cursed. Marry some cursed Black guy" source: newsweek.com   |   share: 133         San Francisco reparations committee has a surprisingly modest proposal source: foxnews.com   |   share: 196         The keys to Graceland, and the remains of the televisions Robert Goulet was on, have fallen to Riley Keough and her young sisters source: yahoo.com   |   share: 16         Governor Hochul really embraces the meaning of MLK day source: twitter.com   |   share: 94   Mon January 16, 2023       "It's the playoffs, you're three games away. Put a brace on it. Get it going. I played a whole season with a torn MCL" source: cbssports.com   |   share: 25         NY's Democratic governor to continue her disgraced predecessor's policy of appointing conservatives to the bench source: politico.com   |   share: 60   Sun January 15, 2023       George Santos: I've got an MBA from the NYU Stern School of Business. NYU: No, you don't source: yahoo.com   |   share: 129   Sat January 14, 2023       "Tipton mum and son attack hairdresser carrying wheel brace over dead partner's funeral fees" Umm...what? source: birminghammail.co.uk   |   share: 32   Thu January 12, 2023       Things get wacky at Montana's Barstool Ski Races, where the only rule is to cross the finish line in the drinking position. Drunk of course source: thrillist.com   |   share: 4   Tue January 10, 2023       Disgraced Cardinal dies following complications from hip surgery. Veterinarian's office is not taking any questions at this time source: theguardian.com   |   share: 64   Mon January 09, 2023       Mikalea Shiffrin ties up Lindsay Vonn source: npr.org   |   share: 19   Sun January 08, 2023       A cat was denied a purrfect opportunity to run for mayor of a Massachusetts town mainly because he was not a registered voter and also under 18 years old source: thesunchronicle.com   |   share: 8         A cat was denied a purrfect opportunity to run for mayor of a Massachusetts town mainly because he was not a registered voter and also under 18 years old source: thesunchronicle.com   |   share: 8   Fri January 06, 2023     Former Marine is running against Josh Hawley. And we've seen how poorly Hawley runs source: riverfronttimes.com   |   share: 83         Republicans Pence and Pompeo should pack up 2024 bids before the 2024 race starts, maybe let former President George Santos have another crack at it source: thehill.com   |   share: 49         In case you were wondering, "Welcome to Fark" is not considered 'cold and belittling.' In case source: cnbc.com   |   share: 16         Some old guy started a band 60 years ago at age 13. Has a new band and new music and is touring this Summer source: consequence.net   |   share: 26   Thu January 05, 2023       Bloody 'ell, he gave me a right knuckle sandwich right in me royal boat race guv'nor source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 65   Wed January 04, 2023       Has Ric Romero joined The Guardian? source: theguardian.com   |   share: 14         "Not my circus, not my monkeys" source: politico.com   |   share: 75         Red Lake considers a future without blood quantum. In other news, Marvel movies are getting really weird source: mprnews.org   |   share: 15         Developer who spent years working to make untraceable currency upset that FBI respects his work source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 33         John Fetterman sworn in as Pennsylvania's 54th senator, which seems a little unfair when subby's state only gets two senators source: inquirer.com   |   share: 80   Tue January 03, 2023       Coming up next on Saturday Morning Breakfast Jam; The Woodland Creatures hit the gym so Sluggy can win the race source: twitter.com   |   share: 12   Sat December 31, 2022       OK, I get that you're trying to overthrow the government for me and will likely face jail time while I get away scot-free, but would it hurt you to dress up a little bit while you're throwing your lives away? source: huffpost.com   |   share: 75   Fri December 30, 2022       It turns out this resort's pool wasn't for "whites only". I wonder if these white men are embarrassed now source: aol.com   |   share: 114         Arizona statewide race still won by a Democrat after a recount. No, not that one. No, not that one, either source: npr.org   |   share: 22   Wed December 28, 2022       You like big butts? Here's a thoughtpiece on big butts. You may be racist for liking big butts, or maybe more inclusive? Still not sure. Anyway, butts source: cbc.ca   |   share: 241         Behold: the field in which Al Jazeera grows its farks is barren source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 109   Tue December 27, 2022       The Race to the Bottom: because Utah has no upper limit on interest rates, four small Utah banks are playing "rent-a-bank" to fintech companies allowing them to rip off desperate consumers nationwide with loans with 150%-200% interest rates source: msn.com   |   share: 12   Sun December 25, 2022       The rare headline question that is not answered with a "No" but a "BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME FARKING THING" source: newsweek.com   |   share: 92         Day 305 of WW3: "Even in complete darkness, we will find each other to hug each other tightly. And if there is no heat, we will embrace each other for a long time to warm one another." -- Zelensky's Xmas msg. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion source: theguardian.com   |   share: 367   Sat December 24, 2022       You can have an electric 1924 Bugatti racer for just €36,000. Pays to be short though source: theguardian.com   |   share: 15   Fri December 23, 2022       The Metaverse is a Metanothing. TikTok is about to become illegal. Elmo is burning Twitter to the ground. Is it the end of social media as we know it? source: npr.org   |   share: 117         So it turns out the North Shore Leader was all over Santos' being "a Fabulist - a Fake..." who makes "fantasy claims and lies to everyone." But it got lost in all the attention being paid to the Governor's race source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 47         I can't drive 55 source: reddit.com   |   share: 27   Thu December 22, 2022       US life expectancy drops to lowest level since 1996. COVID this have been avoided? source: thehill.com   |   share: 38         US life expectancy drops to lowest level since 1996. COVID this have been avoided? source: thehill.com   |   share: 38         Guess which state GOP party might manage to derail Ronna McDaniel's RNC chair reelection bid? source: politico.com   |   share: 30         YouTube is ready for some football source: engadget.com   |   share: 26         GOP loudmouth with no law degree appointed as a judge in Pahrump, Nevada. Pahrump, Pahrump, Pahrump source: yahoo.com   |   share: 118         Reacting to the need for more energy and reducing carbon emissions, Japan heel-turns and embraces the atom. Rising fusion ball in the sky, future generations of kaiju applaud the decision source: apnews.com   |   share: 17   Wed December 21, 2022       Texas House of Representatives passes bill that prohibits schools from engaging in "the endorsement or dissuasion of, or interference with, any lifestyle, race, sex, religion, or culture." leaving teachers unable to, well, teach source: boingboing.net   |   share: 112   Tue December 20, 2022       "When I wake up in the morning, I say, 'Junior, let's win some more, baby'" *crickets* source: crooksandliars.com   |   share: 73         Man runs 5k race after double-lung transplant. "Every breath I take is precious to me. That's what it means to me" source: wnem.com   |   share: 1   Mon December 19, 2022       George Santos' opponent says he warned everyone the guy was imitating Catch Me If You Can source: semafor.com   |   share: 27   Thu December 15, 2022       Then I followed a series of pictographic signs to a terrace on the roof of the hospital, where I found the Maddites elbow-deep in their 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 97         We're not discriminating against you because you're black, but because you have characteristics that make you appear to be black. Is that clear? source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 28         We're not discriminating against you because you're black, but because you have characteristics that make you appear to be black. Is that clear? source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 28   Wed December 14, 2022       Elon Musk is a true Internet Progressive source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 120         Raffensperger calls on Georgia to abort runoff elections source: thehill.com   |   share: 48         Forty years of data show how expensive the Second Amendment is, and who is paying the most source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 70   Tue December 13, 2022       When hyper-conservative stupidity doesn't work politically, it's time to blame the immigrants. Difficulty: not the USA source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 50         Wanted: 551 Democrats willing to move to Boebert's congressional district source: kdvr.com   |   share: 49         Wanted: 551 Democrats willing to move to Boebert's congressional district source: kdvr.com   |   share: 49   Sun December 11, 2022       Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie: Come on, Manchin's not going to flip to GOP. In case you haven't noticed he's a Democrat for life source: thehill.com   |   share: 63         Hershel Walker can't believe his Johnson let him down source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 126   Sat December 10, 2022       Brace yourself for snownadomaggedon this week source: cnn.com   |   share: 49         "I grieve for the parts of America that enthusiastically embraced [Herschel] Walker's candidacy. Some people are hopelessly unaware of the negative message their support of him sent to millions of Black Americans, who won't soon forget it" source: cnn.com   |   share: 189   Fri December 09, 2022       Both Russian and US right-wing media are coordinating to sell your opinion back to you source: mediamatters.org   |   share: 55         Sanders will give 2024 "a hard look," mostly due to his trifocals being out of prescription source: thehill.com   |   share: 286         Racism is a public health crisis in an affluent county with the name of a color. Meanwhile, Jefferson Davis County, MS, Jefferson Davis Parish, LA, and US Army Forts Benning & Brag, exist because the south loves it treasonous losers source: cnn.com   |   share: 107   Thu December 08, 2022       Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan are moving to embrace Latin alphabet, vowels source: daily.jstor.org   |   share: 17         Formula 1 extends the Dutch GP contract until 2025. There's no Verstappen them now source: bbc.com   |   share: 3         Woman breaks 100-mile Ultra Running record. Some bitter dickhead official: nyah, 716 feet short, nyah source: cnn.com   |   share: 36   Wed December 07, 2022       Local man and Air Force pilot lauded for pushing 4 kids source: insidenova.com   |   share: 17   Tue December 06, 2022     Walker defeated in Georgia, this time by Warnock instead of Rick Grimes source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 402         A Virginia restaurant refused to serve customers due to their religious beliefs. That is, the customer's religious beliefs source: wric.com   |   share: 171   Mon December 05, 2022       Rising star in the "Christian Nationalist" movement is revealed to have second Twitter account in which he is a racist, misogynistic, antisemite and open advocate for white nationalism. They're the same picture source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 121         Remember the first JWST deep field image? It isn't merely galaxies clustered together, but starlight from between the galaxies exists, too, and it traces out the dark matter inside source: bigthink.com   |   share: 26   Sun December 04, 2022       The war to replace Feinstein is on source: politico.com   |   share: 87   Sat December 03, 2022     It's afraid source: huffpost.com   |   share: 98   Thu December 01, 2022       "You get a recount and YOU get a recount and you, you get BEEES" source: coloradosun.com   |   share: 53   Wed November 30, 2022       Newly elected US Rep. Dale Strong (R-AL5) endorses TFG for President in 2024, invites him to rally in his district. Truly he represents white supremacist majority in Alabama source: whnt.com   |   share: 26         Jerry Jones fazed by interview questions on Odell Beckham Jr.'s race, asks for shot of Jack Daniels source: tmz.com   |   share: 7         GOP candidate who lost AZ race for attorney general sues, loses. "Their major problem is they still don't have any facts to support their lawsuit" source: azcentral.com   |   share: 50         Cartel boss El Pirata buried wearing crown after being killed in drag race crash. "El pirata" is Spanish for "the pirata" (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 45         Herschel Walker boasts that he has support from experienced politicians like Donald Trump (even though Trump has been banned from coming to Georgia), while his opponent only has support from non-political celebrities like Barack Obama source: mediaite.com   |   share: 111         That little temper tantrum that the GOP-dominated Board of Elections for Cochise County, AZ is throwing where they are refusing to certify the results of this last election? It could cost the GOP a seat in the US House of Representatives source: msn.com   |   share: 64   Tue November 29, 2022       If you've misplaced your foot, Richmond police would very much like to hear from you source: sfgate.com   |   share: 30         Two Farkers left their basements to run a half marathon as examples for the rest of us to put down the pastries, go outside, get some fresh air source: ktvu.com   |   share: 36   Mon November 28, 2022       White supremacist who drove 3 hours to Buffalo, shot up supermarket in black neighborhood, killing 10, wounding 3 others, to plead guilty on all counts. Because he's guilty source: local10.com   |   share: 54   Sun November 27, 2022       America's Hat becomes America's Bouffant Wig after Justin Trudeau visits "Canada's Drag Race" source: cbc.ca   |   share: 29         In this landfill, we embrace the laws of thermodynamics source: slate.com   |   share: 18   Sat November 26, 2022 (Some Guy)       Minority party of the Alaskan Senate is 3 Republicans after the other Republicans merge with Democrats to form a bipartisan coalition, no Homers Club source: alaskalandmine.com   |   share: 63   Fri November 25, 2022       This is certainly a new one: "According to the affidavits, there was no indication of alcohol or drug influence or mental health issues" source: wfla.com   |   share: 68         The Democrats had a 222-213 majority in the House from 2020-2022. The Republicans will have a 222-213 majority in the House from 2022-2024. Let's see who gets the most done source: thehill.com   |   share: 85   Thu November 24, 2022       Thanksgiving, happy. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Let's see your turkey day photographs source: msnbc.com   |   share: 74         Day 274 of WW3: Ukraine under another barrage of strikes that affects critical infrastructure in areas as far west as Lviv and killed 7+ in Kyiv region. The city braces for worst winter since World War II. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com   |   share: 404   Wed November 23, 2022       If you ever wondered what one of Hitler's speeches would sound like if it were delivered by Ralph Wiggum source: yahoo.com   |   share: 40   Tue November 22, 2022       Amazingly, when you remove years of Republican gerrymandering, the party that has the most votes actually wins control of the government source: uppermichiganssource.com   |   share: 49         Indiana Pacers halftime puppy races fail in adorable fashion, leaving fans to have to settle for the home team winning by 21 points source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: 26         GOP hits 219 on House midterm scoreboard after CA-22 call source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 118         Here are some helpful safety tips for deep frying a turkey for Thanksgiving. In related story, Fark braces for rash of 'Fail,' Dumbass,' and 'Florida' submissions source: pbs.org   |   share: 22   Mon November 21, 2022 (Moana Lisa)       Hoping to stay in the good graces of Zach Wilson's hot mom, coach Robert Saleh confirmed the 23-year-old will remain the starter source: profootballrumors.com   |   share: 21         Georgia GQP: You can vote on Saturday. Georgia GQP after Dems win Nevada Senate race: Oops, no you can't. We really want you to, but sorry, the law says you can't. Judge: Yes, they can. Georgia GQP: This is an outrage We appeal source: thehill.com   |   share: 69         In the worst idea you may read today, Sony-Honda wants to put PS5 in its EVs. Making the already epically hard-to-get console even harder to obtain and much easier to break. Think of the cars as a rolling Metreon-like showroom of Sony technology source: thegamer.com   |   share: 38         What's more disgraceful? Hiring a head coach who has no experience as a coach, losing to the guy who has no experience as a coach or losing to the team that lost to the guy who has no experience as a coach? source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 12       Headline of the Month September 2022 voting for Fandom source: fark.com   |   share: 16   Sun November 20, 2022       Close, but here's a cigar source: wpri.com   |   share: 44         A 9-year-old Black girl spraying lantern flies nearby? Better call in SWAT source: madamenoire.com   |   share: 336         The season finale is here from Yas Marina. Red Bull has the front row lockout with Verstappen on pole, followed by Ferrari lockout of row two with Leclerc off third. This is your Formula 1 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix at 8 AM ET on ESPN2 source: formula1.com   |   share: 256         The season finale is here from Yas Marina. Red Bull has the front row lockout with Verstappen on pole, followed by Ferrari lockout of row two with Leclerc off third. This is your Formula 1 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix at 8 AM ET on ESPN2 source: formula1.com   |   share: 256         Members of master race fail to master 7 proxies source: cnn.com   |   share: 43   Sat November 19, 2022       *SIGH* Pennsylvania republicans file lawsuits alleging fraud and miscounts in the Governor and senate elections. Without any evidence source: triblive.com   |   share: 76   Fri November 18, 2022       Democrats squeak out win, will control House source: pennlive.com   |   share: 66         Vote recount between Republican and Democrat in New Hampshire House race ends up with neither of them winning source: wmur.com   |   share: 35       Tom Petty's estate to Kari Lake: "Don't come around here no more" source: huffpost.com   |   share: 84         Day 268 of WW3: Investigation into Nord Stream rupture finds traces of explosives, confirming sabotage. 10m Ukrainians enduring emergency power cuts after more Russian missile attacks. It's your Friday Ukraine war and Russian Energy war discussion source: cnn.com   |   share: 470   Thu November 17, 2022       HBCU Talladega College women's volleyball team quits conference tournament after team member receives "racially motivated picture" on cellphone during awards banquet. Way to go again, Alabama source: al.com   |   share: 19   Wed November 16, 2022       Trump already decides to drop out of the 2024 race source: twitter.com   |   share: 173   Tue November 15, 2022       When someone is apathetic about voting and asks when did one vote ever make a difference, point to this race source: msn.com   |   share: 36         10 high schools. All within 1 hour of each other. Same morning. Parents, police, and kids all sent scrambling. Tag is for the "untraceable" caller who left detailed reports claiming casualties up and down the Maine coast today source: pressherald.com   |   share: 146         Marathon Man meets Marlboro Man source: nypost.com   |   share: 55         White supremacist Texas middle school teacher fired. One down, another 30000 to go source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 164   Mon November 14, 2022       Flesh-Eating Ghoul blames Turtle for losing the Senate, says they shouldn't have wasted so much money on dog whistles when they can just say the quiet part out loud source: thehill.com   |   share: 71         What's more disgraceful? Hiring a head coach who has no experience as a coach or losing to the guy who has no experience as a coach? source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 18   Sun November 13, 2022       White teacher whitesplains why white is the superior race source: twitter.com   |   share: 165         Irish anti-corruption cop corrupts the Dublin marathon by riding the tram to the finish line source: irishtimes.com   |   share: 13         Irish anti-corruption cop corrupts the Dublin marathon by riding the tram to the finish line source: irishtimes.com   |   share: 13         After an exciting sprint race Mercedes has an excellent result with Russell having the pole and Hamilton alongside due to a grid penalty for Sainz. Forecast is for rain and thunderstorms. This is your Formula 1 Sao Paulo Grand Prix at 1pm ET on ABC source: formula1.com   |   share: 291         After an exciting sprint race Mercedes has an excellent result with Russell having the pole and Hamilton alongside due to a grid penalty for Sainz. Forecast is for rain and thunderstorms. This is your Formula 1 Sao Paulo Grand Prix at 1pm ET on ABC source: formula1.com   |   share: 291         That's it. I'll never donate another cent to the GOP source: newsbreak.com   |   share: 150   Sat November 12, 2022       In a major upset, Democrat Marie Gluesenkamp Perez defeats megaMAGA Joe Kent in WA district 3 House race source: thehill.com   |   share: 174         Rain creates chaos leading to Kevin Magnussen on the pole of the sprint race with Verstappen along side. Weather is forecast is sunny but with a chance of rain. This is your Formula 1 Sprint Qualifying for Sao Paulo GP at 2:30pm ET on ESPNews source: formula1.com   |   share: 74   Fri November 11, 2022       "Most people that really know me know that I don't have a racist bone in my body." And away we go source: msn.com   |   share: 98         Astronaut defeats asswipe source: politico.com   |   share: 149         Maryland shall rise again? source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 68         Trafalgar Group is the 2022 midterm elections' Dean Chambers awardee source: slate.com   |   share: 57   Thu November 10, 2022       Only one way for GOP Senate candidates to win their remaining races and that's for Republican donors to give all their money to Donald Trump source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 62         Dr. Oz shreds his MAGA credentials, surprises everyone by doing the normal thing source: cnn.com   |   share: 123         NYC restaurant dubbed NYC's 'most romantic' is accused of putting 'Secret Asian Man/Woman' diners out of sight on second floor, away from large windows and white diners source: nypost.com   |   share: 94         No knock. Who's there? You're outta here source: wcvb.com   |   share: 26   Wed November 09, 2022       The Squad gained four more members last night source: slate.com   |   share: 87         A smile is a frown turned upside down, but a Smiley is a Republican who was simply turned down source: kiro7.com   |   share: 51         Scary: FL Neo-Nazi randomly picks a black family to harass and attack on the freeway. Amusing: He gets choked out when he tries to fight his would-be victim who is MMA-trained. Spiffy: and now he gets to spend 2 years in jail source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 89         Scary: FL Neo-Nazi randomly picks a black family to harass and attack on the freeway. Amusing: He gets choked out when he tries to fight his would-be victim who is MMA-trained. Spiffy: and now he gets to spend 2 years in jail source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 89         Two weeks after resigning after a 2019 racist tirade comes to light where he called his own deputies "black bastards", North Carolina sheriff is re-elected, because North Carolina source: wwaytv3.com   |   share: 36         Two weeks after resigning after a 2019 racist tirade comes to light where he called his own deputies "black bastards", North Carolina sheriff is re-elected, because North Carolina source: wwaytv3.com   |   share: 36         Pinion Racked source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 21         Gay people getting elected is common now, so common you have to have at least two pieces of flair to be noteworthy, like being the first openly gay immigrant elected to congress source: advocate.com   |   share: 22         Arizona's hottest election race: Jablow takes narrow lead for Sedona mayor. Mayor? Jablow, me? source: azcentral.com   |   share: 13         And there was no Joy in NY-20 source: news10.com   |   share: 16         You have not died of fascism source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 113         Gab users in full antisemitic meltdown over Doug Mastriano's loss, saying he cucked. Since the federal law enforcement community is seemingly not interested in keeping tabs on a fascist rise, perhaps eyes wide open is a good way to celebrate today source: dailydot.com   |   share: 109         GOP picks up the all-important 'Women who love having their rights taken away' demographic to win key midterm races. Tag is for voters who didn't bother to do their homework source: cnn.com   |   share: 199         Lolo Bobo no go to US HoRo anymo' source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 264         Fox News to Republicans: One day, you're gonna have to face a deep, dark, truthful mirror. And it's gonna tell you things that I still love you too much to say source: mediaite.com   |   share: 102         Mastriano refuses to concede, shocking exactly one person who'd been in a coma since 2020 source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 102   Tue November 08, 2022       If Sen. Football and Sen. Quack win their races, Rick Scott will challenge McConnell for Senate Majority Leader source: thehill.com   |   share: 83         We have traced the 911 call, and it is coming from INSIDE the emergency room source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 53   Mon November 07, 2022       Media: HORSERACE. Analyst looking at the numbers so far: Well, actually, Democrats have built a sizable early voting firewall. If they vote like they normally do tomorrow, it's gonna be tough for GOP to win. Media: uhh...um...HORSERACE BIATCHES source: threadreaderapp.com   |   share: 227   Sun November 06, 2022       New Hampshire Republican governor says it would be a terrible idea for Trump to announce before Christmas. So you can bet that's exactly what he'll do source: politico.com   |   share: 23   Sat November 05, 2022       It's your 2022 Breeders Cup Classic thread from Keenland in Lexington. Early races start at 10:30 AM ET and NBC coverage starts at 3:30 PM. $31 million up for grabs source: sports.nbcsports.com   |   share: 5         Sen. Wrong Johnson was pushing for tax cuts that would benefit him directly? You don't say source: weau.com   |   share: 27   (Columbia Journalism Review)       Subby is worth 13 news stories, in 9 local outlets and 4 national news outlets. He made the NYT and WaPo and for some reason Fox News around Chicago? CNN, Buzzfeed, NPR, Forbes, HuffPo, would totes ignore him, so Subby wouldn't even make it to Fark source: areyoupressworthy.com   |   share: 20         Never one to be upstaged by Oprah Winfrey, *Chuck Norris* finally weighs in on some Senate race. Creepy, Dumbass, Facepalm, Fail, Murika, Stupid tags all beat each other senseless, PSA tag rolls in during the commotion source: newsweek.com   |   share: 80         Stacey Abrams suddenly unlikely to celebrate Kwanza source: ajc.com   |   share: 59   Fri November 04, 2022       The most expensive Senate race in the country is...the Senate race in Georgia between the incumbent Democrat Warnock and Republican candidate Herschel Walker? This should have been a no-brainer source: ajc.com   |   share: 56         Josh Hawley hopes to rub klan robes with Vance and Masters in the senate source: politico.com   |   share: 23   Thu November 03, 2022       Virginia Gov Glenn Youngkin set up a hotline for parents of Virginia schoolkids to report teaching of "critical race theory." Virginia parents prove they DGAF about CRT and use the hotline to share concerns about ACTUAL issues in Virginia schools source: msn.com   |   share: 67         One bright spot in the impending hellscape of 2024 is that it almost certainly will not result in us having to say the phrase "President DeSantis"...because the little bully is too chickenshiat to stand up to Trump and run against him source: vanityfair.com   |   share: 90         Another day, another story about how Americans will embrace fascism because the price of eggs went up source: cnn.com   |   share: 104         Ford reads the macro tea leaves and embraces living in a van down by the river source: cnbc.com   |   share: 21   Wed November 02, 2022       If you win the Powerball drawing tonight, then you might be able to afford seeing Formula 1 in Las Vegas next year source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 21         The physics behind the wild "wall-riding" end of Sunday's record-setting NASCAR race at Martinsville source: bigthink.com   |   share: 26         Kathy Hochul expands lead over Lee Zeldin in key poll source: thehill.com   |   share: 38   Tue November 01, 2022       How the Supreme Court has ruled on Affirmative Action in the past. You know, in case you wanted to know what the law actually was before activist conservative justices tear it all down source: npr.org   |   share: 86   Mon October 31, 2022       Kevin Sorbo is saying "can you hear me now"? In other words, he must be broke source: queerty.com   |   share: 84   (Some Guy)       6th Circuit rules that Kentucky can't enforce the rules written into its state constitution requiring judicial races to be non-partisan against a supreme court candidate who broke those rules by running as a "conservative Republican" because..reasons source: linknky.com   |   share: 34         Kim Kardashian goes full Elle Woods at Tracee Ellis Ross' 50th birthday party source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 50         Bolsonaro proves that Trump is his role model source: yahoo.com   |   share: 65         Most racist former government official this century claims that Biden is racist...against White people source: politico.com   |   share: 77   Sun October 30, 2022       Happy 83rd birthday to Grace Slick. Hopefully she feeds her head with birthday cake source: en.m.wikipedia.org   |   share: 27   (Some Guy)       Ross Chastain: "Alright, let's do this. LEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYY JENNNKINNNNNNNSSSSSS" source: racingnews.co   |   share: 56         Mercedes dominated practice but Verstappen has the pole with Russell alongside and Hamilton and Perez going off row 2. Weather is forecast is sunny with a chance of thunderstorms. This is your Formula 1 Mexico City Grand Prix at 4 PM ET on ESPN source: formula1.com   |   share: 259         Mercedes dominated practice but Verstappen has the pole with Russell alongside and Hamilton and Perez going off row 2. Weather is forecast is sunny with a chance of thunderstorms. This is your Formula 1 Mexico City Grand Prix at 4 PM ET on ESPN source: formula1.com   |   share: 259         Joe Biden once raced his '67 Stingray against Colin Powell's son driving a 2015 model, lost, and now we have Democrats in disarray. So, you know, vote Republican source: cnn.com   |   share: 41         Affirmative action will almost certainly be eliminated source: axios.com   |   share: 229   Sat October 29, 2022       Will Cecily Strong grace us with a flawless Jeanine Pirro impersonation? Why must Sarah Sherman continue? Will Update address Chris Redd's assault? Can we get more Please Don't Destroy? Jack Harlow pulls host and music duty. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC source: comicbook.com   |   share: 279   Fri October 28, 2022       It's incomprehensible to grasp the mental contortions one must go through to go to spooge the stuff that come out of Roger Stone's mouth source: huffpost.com   |   share: 39       118 MPH source: thehill.com   |   share: 102       118 MPH source: thehill.com   |   share: 102   Thu October 27, 2022       ME VERSN of A55 RGY MAYSOON G2WAY of GOAT SE CX source: centralmaine.com   |   share: 28         Lindsey Graham suggests that "every other young child in America of color might want to be a Republican" if Herschel Walker wins the Georgia Senate race, possibly because he might have fathered every other young child in America of color source: mediaite.com   |   share: 100         Are we the baddies? source: vice.com   |   share: 66   Wed October 26, 2022       I got it all together now with my very own disco clothes. Hey I am really somethin'. That's what you'd probably say. So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink while I dance the night away. I'm a 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 148         This Rubio canvasser story just keeps getting worse all the time source: huffpost.com   |   share: 165         TikTok on its way to become one of America's primary news sources. That should tick all the boxes source: pewresearch.org   |   share: 63         People watching for raining squid as exhumations resume for DNA to ID Tulsa Race Massacre victims source: npr.org   |   share: 48         Fox News: Poll shows Fetterman up by 6 points. Fox News Host to guest: How dare you cite that poll source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 42   Tue October 25, 2022       Everett Stern drops out of Senate race, endorses Fetterman to both of his supporters source: twitter.com   |   share: 52         News: American wins Olympic gold medal. Fark: For 2012 race source: cbc.ca   |   share: 8   Mon October 24, 2022       The Association for Psychological Science announces this year's lifetime Brainiacs source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 2         "Will & Grace" and "Celebrity Big Brother" star Leslie Jordan dies after crashing car into building source: tmz.com   |   share: 74         Johnson thought long and hard, but ultimately decided standing wasn't the right thing to do source: bbc.com   |   share: 24         Johnson thought long and hard, but ultimately decided standing wasn't the right thing to do source: bbc.com   |   share: 24   Sun October 23, 2022       After grid penalties Sainz has the pole with Verstappen alongside and Mercedes locking out row 2 with Hamilton off 3rd. Weather forecast is dry and warm with some winds. This is your Formula 1 United States Grand Prix at 3pm ET on ABC source: formula1.com   |   share: 375         After grid penalties Sainz has the pole with Verstappen alongside and Mercedes locking out row 2 with Hamilton off 3rd. Weather forecast is dry and warm with some winds. This is your Formula 1 United States Grand Prix at 3pm ET on ABC source: formula1.com   |   share: 375   Sat October 22, 2022       Racist who is running to represent the Racists' Party in the AZ House of Representatives has old photos uncovered that show her dressed up in costumes that were, to everyone's surprise, racist source: azfamily.com   |   share: 104         Racist who is running to represent the Racists' Party in the AZ House of Representatives has old photos uncovered that show her dressed up in costumes that were, to everyone's surprise, racist source: azfamily.com   |   share: 104         Grace, a humanoid robot offers happy endings in a nursing home source: cbc.ca   |   share: 110         Black-skinned, blue-eyed Brit who lived in Somerset 10,000 years ago has a modern-day descendant living in the same area. You guys need to get out more source: mymodernmet.com   |   share: 39   Fri October 21, 2022       It's never a good idea to discuss politics at a family reunion but I think we need to make an exception in this case source: theguardian.com   |   share: 17   Thu October 20, 2022       Hope For Democrats As 2022 Is Seeing Huge Early Voting Turnout. But hey, HORSE RACE and DEMOCRATS IN DISSARAY and stuff source: politicususa.com   |   share: 117         No, they were all bad. Full stop source: wthr.com   |   share: 100         American Intellectual ponders: "When was it when straight white males started being treated like black Americans during segregation? It's just wrong" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 165         Oz picking up late-breaking indies in Pennsylvania senate race, now tied with Fetterman. CRAZY HORSE RACE source: fox29.com   |   share: 170         What a pregnancy actually looks like before 10 weeks - in pictures. Brace yourself for a whole lot of nothingburger (don't click if you're *seriously* that squeamish) source: theguardian.com   |   share: 93   Wed October 19, 2022       NASCAR to Bubba Wallace: Yes, that was wrong, and you should not have done that. One-race suspension source: nascar.nbcsports.com   |   share: 20         News: Setting a new British record and beating your own European mark in an official 10K. Fark: Losing it because the course was 150m short. Total Facepalm: It's the second time the organizers have set a short course source: bbc.com   |   share: 19         Little haberdashery shop under fire for selling fabric depicting Golliwogs. Owners responses are mixed. "They're not Black, they're grey" & "We only get complaints from middle-aged white ladies" etc. Subby went ahead and read the comments, Ray source: kentonline.co.uk   |   share: 148   Tue October 18, 2022       Polls show Warnock's lead growing. But it probably cannot be pinned on the abortion revelation because Walker is tied up in more controversies than you can count on two hands source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: 65         Florida Man was only arrested because he's White. And also he beat a Black man with an axe handle to keep Black people from taking over source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 61         Frequent hair-straightening may cause uterine cancer. Most women just shave that area, but hey, whatever floats your boat source: theguardian.com   |   share: 9         Frequent hair-straightening may cause uterine cancer. Most women just shave that area, but hey, whatever floats your boat source: theguardian.com   |   share: 9   Mon October 17, 2022       If you're a Republican running for Congress and complaining that the Biden economy is so bad that you and your wife couldn't afford to lose a month's worth of salary, make sure you actually earn a salary and aren't just pulling daddy trust fund cash source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 40         Herschel Walker wants you to know that the honorary sheriff's badge he showed off at the debate is totally real, just like the plastic fireman's hat he got for his birthday and the pilot's wings he got when he visited a plane's cockpit as a kid source: cnn.com   |   share: 104         King Charles III looking to sell 12 of Queen Elizabeth II's racehorses, reports are he's just not that much of a stud source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 13         Billionaire oligarch is trying to buy state's governorship, Oregon edition source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 69   Sun October 16, 2022       If you're going to hold illegal dirt bike races, maybe avoid holding them in one of the most photographed spots in our entire national park system source: jhnewsandguide.com   |   share: 8         Trump tries to wreck Lee Zeldin's chances in NY governor race, endorses him against Kathy Hochul source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 92         There he is eating ice cream like he's president or something source: foxnews.com   |   share: 102         Iowa Senate race is in play source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: 68   Sat October 15, 2022     Comedians take cops to court source: theguardian.com   |   share: 64   Fri October 14, 2022       Presumably, this is the only reason he didn't shoot her source: msn.com   |   share: 16         No, no, they were saying "BOO-RONS" source: thehill.com   |   share: 45         No, no, they were saying "BOO-RONS" source: thehill.com   |   share: 45         Those responsible for Liz Truss being economically illiterate have just been sacked source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 45         The majority of Americans want voter ID for all the absentee ballots that they want sent out source: thehill.com   |   share: 99   Thu October 13, 2022 (West Virginia News)       Federal judge rules the government cannot force you to make your firearms traceable today or in the future because nobody thought to make them traceable back in 1791 source: wvnews.com   |   share: 113         Late challenge to the legal viability of Herschel Walker's candidacy as questions are raised that he may have fathered 30-40% of the Georgia electorate source: mediaite.com   |   share: 36         Leak in the Druzhba oil pipeline, which has been traced to somewhere in Poland, is being called "accidental damage" and not sabotage by a high-ranking Polish official with a very scary-looking Russian operative looking over his back source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 32   Wed October 12, 2022       22-year-old Dutch pro motorcyclist Victor Steeman dies from a crash he was involved in. The only good news from this story is that he was able to save 5 other people through organ donations source: cnn.com   |   share: 13         NASCAR last year: that Hendrick car holding up that Stewart-Haas car to push it out of the playoffs was perfectly fine. NASCAR this year: that Stewart-Haas car that held up cars to knock out a Hendrick car was absolutely not fine source: nascar.nbcsports.com   |   share: 11   Tue October 11, 2022       Honda plans to build $4.4B battery factory in Ohio after learning that Ohio embraces industrial waste being dumped into their rivers and set on fire source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 26   Mon October 10, 2022       Realizing that they might get deprived of a horserace, AP decides they'll get their Election Day excitement by stoking the crazies source: apnews.com   |   share: 50         "#FindThatLizard" Not a euphemism and pretty darn cool source: theguardian.com   |   share: 33   Sun October 09, 2022       Max Verstappen wins Formula One World Championship because of FIA rules screw up. This is not a repeat from last year source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 19         Max Verstappen wins Formula One World Championship because of FIA rules screw up. This is not a repeat from last year source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 19         One contender refused to go to her designated corner until the ref ejected her, but not before tagging in her teammate, a Mexican telenova star, to rattle her opponent. It's not a WWE match; it's a town hall event in the Arizona governor's race source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 47         We're here at the 2022 Championship Moron Finals, where Louie Gohmert still reigns supreme as the Champion Mor.... hold on there just a second, Chuck, ZOMG, is that Tommy Tuberville's music I hear? source: al.com   |   share: 138         Verstappen has the pole and can wrap up the championship with a win and fastest lap. Forecast is to start dry but with increasing chances of rain toward the finish. This is your Formula 1 Japanese Grand Prix at 1 am ET on ESPN2 source: formula1.com   |   share: 228         Verstappen has the pole and can wrap up the championship with a win and fastest lap. Forecast is to start dry but with increasing chances of rain toward the finish. This is your Formula 1 Japanese Grand Prix at 1 am ET on ESPN2 source: formula1.com   |   share: 228

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