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Thu April 19, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pornstar martini ice cream filled with actual booze? Bring it on, summer
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"After the meeting, Trump told some of his closest advisers that it's not the right time to remove either man since he's not a target of the probe." He just doesn't know how to shut up
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The untold story of the Mercury 13: female pilots who tested better in every category than their male astronaut counterparts but were discarded nonetheless. If only they hadn't used those private email servers
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
YouTuber Mars Argo says her online identity was stolen by ThatPoppy and ex-boyfriend Titanic Sinclair. Yes, that is a real sentence in 2018
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(The Local)
 
Weeners
 
Danish political parties discuss a minimum age cut-off for male circumcision
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
University Researchers make breakthrough in Nonlinear Mathematics, leading to Pre-Sentient Algorithms and eventually Digital Sentience. Subby's now certain we're just drones living in a Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri game
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Wed April 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
You mean that selling items at a higher markup than most and then giving out single use coupons that don't take the item nearly as low as Amazon isn't working?
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Tue April 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA Playoffs continue with three contests. Can the Raptors work their magic against the Wizards? Can the Celtics shoot down the Bucks? Can the Pelicans slow down the Blazers? Tip-off is at 7:00 PM ET on NBATV and TNT
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Mon April 16, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
Experts shocked by huge swarms of sharks in Northeastern US, suggest possibly getting a bigger boat, or maybe just staying on land for a while
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
People just realized even more depressing facts about the poster for the most depressing movie ever made
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
R. Lee Ermey dead at 74, presumably of a major malfunction
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Fri April 13, 2018
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Ryan Leaf observes that brash-talking QB prospect Baker Mayfield sounds a lot like brash-talking QB prospect Ryan Leaf circa 1998. He also proclaims Josh Allen the new Brock Osweiler
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
With no other major stories going on today, news outlets ask the hard hitting question: "Why is the Coke Zero Twitter account locked?"
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Thu April 12, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump may or may not bomb Syria. It's like he is backing away from a red line. The feds are looking into communications between The National Enquirer and Cohen. Power is out again in Puerto Rico. The MSNBC party starts at 8 PM ET, but the bar is now open
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Author Margaret Atwood has cracked the code behind 9/11, and it involves Star Wars
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg gets more questions about Diamond & Silk than FB's role in Myanmar genocide. Brought to you by Ted Cruz (R-#CamAnal), Joe Barton (R-TX), Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), Steve Scalise (R-LA), and Billy Long (R-MO)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like herpes, one of Mike Flynn's NSC hires keeps turning up. Or maybe he's like drug-resistant gonorrhea, he never really goes away. Speaking of which, Ezra Cohen-Watnick is back in the administration
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yvonne Staples of the Staples Sisters passes away at age 80. Sister Mavis says "I'll take you there"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Deportation or admit in open court that your manhood really is just a quarter-inch killer? Decisions, decisions, decisions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An HR Manager reveals all the mistakes you're making that are preventing you from getting promoted. Listen to HR; HR is your friend and only has your best interests at heart. You should trust HR, employee
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well at least Rand Paul ADMITS he's a hypocrite, which.. is kinda refreshing: "I may or may not have been as consistent back {during Whitewater}, to tell you the truth, but I've come to believe that now these special prosecutors have too much power"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fluoride is a neurotoxin, so it like toxinificates your neuros. It's a major cause an issue there is another major cause as well, fluoride can actually also be found in processed brands of tea that are grown in most likely overly polluted areas
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Beat his wife: [✓]. Married his 15-year-old stepdaughter after his wife's suicide: [✓]. Convicted felon: [✓]. Lost medical license: [✓]. Conflicts of interest: [✓]. Meet the perfect GOP political appointee, "Doctor Maverick"
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Mon April 09, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll make a decision about Syria in 48 hours. The FBI raids the office of Michael Cohen. Oh boy, it's going to be a long week and it's only your manic Monday MSNBC evening thread @ 8 PM ET
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Reason number 1 why you don't try to carry a wife in a UK "Wife Carrying Competition." You WILL regret it for the rest of your married life
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
New Phillies manager Gabe Kapler booed at the team's home opener after a 1-4 start by fans who this time wait five whole games before turning on their manager
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Driver of bus headed for Masters Tournament spent too much time at the 19th hole
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"They are about the same age, both are prolific with no signs of slowing down, and both have been profoundly influential for nearly five decades. And even though they began making their marks at the same time, they have never truly intersected"
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Serious monkey business at Malaysia school for macaques, nttawwt
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Scientists discover macaques jump in hot springs to reduce stress as well as stay warm. "In the week the monkeys went for a dip, glucocorticoid concentrations in feces dropped by 20 percent on average compared to a week when they did not bathe"
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
OK Republicans growing increasingly deranged trying to justify not funding public schools. Governor Mary Fallin even started ranting about Antifa killing her family in 1962
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Brewers and Cardinals combine for first ever Major League game to start and end with two home runs
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Tue April 03, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another mass shooting. This time at the YouTube headquarters. Also, Trump wants to militarize the border. The world may be ending, but look, I'm only human. It's your MSNBC evening discussion thread @ 8PM ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best of both worlds, Telecaster mashup with a Stratocaster. Get 'em quick..it's a limited edition model folks
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Mon April 02, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: your cunning plan of wearing masks while robbing a store only works if you put your masks on before going in front of security cameras
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The theater management would like to remind our guests that Passion of the Christ is not - I repeat, is NOT - an audience participation play"
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again, it's time for the annual "Sorry, that college acceptance letter may just be a computer glitch"
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Just one high-fat meal sets the perfect stage for heart disease." So you better make it a tasty one
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My in-laws freak out over germs my kids may or may not have. It makes visiting them a nightmare. What can I do to get them over it?"
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Wed March 28, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio (D-FL): "Perhaps the single, biggest threats to the Second Amendment are these mass shootings because if it weren't for mass shootings and gun crime you wouldn't see this outcry. It's awakening the conscience of the country"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adorable toddler fills in for his older Marine Corps brother as his girlfriend's prom date. Sappy tag filling in for Hero tag because of all this dust
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When booking musical acts for March For Our Lives, be sure they haven't been convicted of gun crimes
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Carolina police searching for man in gold jumpsuit. Has Mark Hamill been found?
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after making lewd comments to Easter Bunny
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Forget March Madness, who ya got in Disney/Pixar Madness?
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Burglar makes sign of the cross before throwing brick through window of clothing store
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photographer who spent 10 years documenting militarization of the U.S.-Mexico border, on paramilitary patrols: "I don't question their patriotism. Their effectiveness is another matter"
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Fri March 23, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to Congress: PSYCH. Seriously you guys suck, but PSYCH. GOP: Thank you sire, you are right as always. Please sir may I have another?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Watch your mailbox, the invites to the upcoming royal wedding are in the mail
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Trump, flees Washington, DC for Mar-a-lago this weekend out of fear of having to listen to entitled students demand to not be shot at while in school
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Thu March 22, 2018
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
An NFL team reportedly hired P.I. to follow former Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield
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Wed March 21, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Homer man injured in vehicle-tree crash. Glowing bolt found nearby
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Tue March 20, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Spring break underage drinking mug shots: Whoever makes their fake IDs is a grandmaster forger
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Video of a baby octopus snagging breakfast will either trigger your allergies or make you want to order calamari for lunch
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Mon March 19, 2018
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr may have had affair with Real Doll
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Hoover man wins big on 'Jeopardy' Bissell boy is not impressed
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Jupiter gives Juno the stinkeye, or maybe that's just how its face looks
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
VP Mike Pence has a pet rabbit named Marlon Bundo; TV host John Oliver has released a children's book starring Marlon Bundo as a gay bunny fighting for marriage equality. Proceeds of sales go to LGBT charities
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Sat March 17, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will the White House Celebrity Apprentice chaos make an appearance? Will Alec Baldwin continue mocking Trump? Will the grumpy reporter return? Bill Hader makes his triumphant return as host, Arcade Fire is the musical guest. SNL, 11:30PM on NBC
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pro player arrested for match fixing in: A) basketball, B) boxing, or C) Starcraft?
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Thu March 15, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines receives social media backlash after making passengers wait an hour to deplane in South Dakota. Company says they were doing everyone a favor by saving them an hour of being in Sioux Falls
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Theranos sued by the SEC for massively overstating the power of the infinity stones
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Tue March 13, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Boaty McBoatface successfully completes her maiden under-ice voyage. Who's a good little Boaty? You're a good little Boaty
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
People of New Orleans: Now you can swap out all your Mardi Gras beads for free doughnuts at a local Krispy Kreme. No questions asked about how you amassed your stockpile
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Mon March 12, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
DeVos confirmed that she knows nothing about schools, Trump admits that his approval ratings suck, and apparently Sater was an FBI informant. It's your Manic Monday MSNBC thread, and it starts at 8pm EDT
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Australian animals either kill you viciously or make you go DAWWWW
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sarah continue her Maximum Pressure Campaign against the weary press? Will Raj Shah make a surprise appearance as her replacement? Why are we still doing these? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 2pm EDT)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mueller may delay filing obstruction charges to effect the most election influence
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova's coach leaves her after four years, due to her poor play, recent losses, sitting courtside at her matches has caused him to lose 75% of his hearing
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Why the humble Tercel is one of the most brilliantly unusual Toyotas ever made
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Thu March 08, 2018
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says another major financial crisis is coming. Book it, done
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Denver may legalize mushrooms. Man, pot really is a gateway drug
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four hospitalized in Vienna after mass stabbing
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
One of the only things that would ever make all Farkers leave their basements and march might happen in Rhode Island: $20 to access porn. May God have mercy on their souls
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Black Panther makes the box office great again at #1 with $62 million as Marvel's second highest-grossing film. Red Sparrow pecks together $16 million at #2, Death Wish DOA at #3 with a flaccid $12 million, Annihilation extinct at #6 with $5 million
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Headline: "Heart attack patients prescribed antidepressants have worse one-year survival" Article: "the cause is not necessarily related directly to the antidepressants." So you may or may not have that going for you, which may or may not be nice
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Marky Mark's "Six Billion Dollar Man" movie to finally come out next year. Bettah, strongah, fastah, contractually obligated to say "Hi" to Oscah Goldman's mothah
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's so compelling about Saturday's Tottenham vs. Huddersfield English Premier League soccer match? Marina Sirtis is a Spurs fan, while Sir Patrick Stewart is a Terriers supporter. Behold: The Star Trek Derby. Greenlight. Make it so
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Lifehacker Australia)
 
 
 
Retired journeyman cook Anthony Bourdain offers three non-negotiable tips for making a better burger, plus advice not to add crazy toppings for sake of crazy toppings
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
You don't find many players actively trying to get on the Cleveland Browns roster. But not everyone is Baker Mayfield
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
The salient question in this man chops other man with hatchet story would be: Is he wearing eyeliner? (with mug; you decide)
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Thanks to data from the DNC hack, Mueller may have the names of the Americans who betrayed their country to Russia
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: From the simplest to the fanciest, we all love our cooking tools. Whether your favorites are one-use wonders or are versatile for many types of use, and euphemisms aside, what are the tools you most enjoy handling?
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Business owners and executives: "Killing agency fees for unions will make business a paradise for management" Or, you know, a hellscape for management not seen since the early 20th century
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Equifax rummages through their couch cushions and finds 2.4 million more people affected by their massive breach
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Everyone who said companies would primarily use their massive tax cuts for stock buybacks instead of hiring new workers or raising wages, step forward and collect your prize
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's all take a trip down memory lane, to one full year ago: when Trump signed an executive order making it easier for the mentally ill to purchase firearms. Because Obama
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Wed February 28, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Here's the quality of lawyer Manafort has working for him: When trying to justify the value of a piece or property Manafort wanted to use as part of his bail, the lawyer produced A) an appraisal? B) property tax records? C) a print out from Zillow?
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like mail so USPS can now send you email of your mail before you get mail
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Fri February 23, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
CPAC used to be about libertarian policy, but now is just a trade show for MAGA hats and "Fark Your Feelings" t-shirts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School districts: Comply, children or marching in protest will go on your PERMANENT RECORD (dramatic music). MIT Admissions: Have fun storming the castle, kids
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Physicists, who can't explain how bumblebees, gravity, or magnets work, add that they've never found a good explanation of how curling stones curl
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Thu February 22, 2018
(YouGov)
 
 
 
Poll: Mass shooting after mass shooting, opinions about gun control don't change. Liberals get emotional and want stricter gun laws, Real 'Muricans lock and load
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Break out the tiny violins, it seems a wealthy widow who got caught drink-driving cannot walk a quarter mile down her drivewy to her mansion because it's 'too long' and wants her drink-drive ban to be lifted (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue February 20, 2018
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's Leg 1; Day 2 of the Round of 16. Tuesday has Besiktas at Bayern or Barca at Chelsea. Wednesday has Roma at Shakhtar Donetsk or Man United at Sevilla. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm EST both days. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig is ready for Madame Tussauds
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
There is, in fact, an explanation for how that no-trick skier made the Olympics. It's just not very good
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but George R. R. Martin now believes Winds of Winter may be delayed even longer
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's a teddy bear made of raw chicken parts and that is entirely enough internet for now
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Fri February 16, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
"In an extraordinary news conference on Thursday, Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull announced a ban on government ministers having sex with staff "
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(Chess.com)
 
 
 
Chess never managed to become an Olympic game... Or did it?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Massachusetts governor and Obamacare architect announces his bid for Utah's U.S. senate seat
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apart from his allegiance to Donald Trump, it looks as if the Florida shooter may not have been affiliated with any particular white supremacy organization
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston is Theroux with her marriage
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Yesterday morning, the NY Times ran an op-ed from a pro-gun advocate known for making up statistics where he, now stay with me, says the problem with background checks is they deny too many people their guns
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
When advertising, it's important to know your market. Isn't that right, new most-hated real estate company in Seattle?
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pierce Brosnan faces a two year jail sentence or be fined 5,000 rupees (£56) for making a commercial for a mouth freshener which has been linked to chewing tobacco. Mildred Krebs all set to bail him out
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Tue February 13, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
If you love President Trump you may or may not get a date
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel says he and Baker Mayfield are two different people despite both being from Texas and "have a really cool friendship" which apparently involves then both being dingbats on the field
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bill Murray praises Trump and the new tax law, attacks divisive politics and Dems for making it worse by trying to appeal to minorities instead of everyone
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Sun February 11, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Bob Corker may put a cork in his thoughts about retiring
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Convicted of corruption, fraud, tax evasion, sentenced to 5 yrs in prison. Fark: Get nice bed with new mattress - and unit mgr makes it for you. Daily massages, other inmates clean your room? Only the best for former Congresswoman Corrine Brown
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Sat February 10, 2018
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Soon at this historic Denver mansion you'll be able to enjoy cannabis-infused massages, ganja yoga...and other utopian delights. Soon
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Fri February 09, 2018
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
The People's Republic of Seattle wants to erase convictions for marijuana possession and believes the War On Drugs was a failure that had an intentional and systemically racist impact on brown people
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Facing a 20-year mandatory minimum? Delay with pre-trial motions for 7 years, then complain the delay violated your rights. Fark: it worked
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CVS announces wage hike to $11 an hour for hourly employees and increased pay for many of its full-time employees thanks to the Trump tax law
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News poll finds support for marijuana legalization at record high which is good news for everyone because if there's anyone who needs to chill the fark out it's Fox News viewers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bigger Mac
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists reconstruct "Cheddar Man," the first modern Briton; plan to display him at the county fair
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Tue February 06, 2018
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Police are looking for an older man with white hair and glasses and a lot of helium balloons. A talking dog may also have been involved
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Errant tsunami warning issued for Manhattan, much of East Coast. Can't believe the Hawaii missile guy got a new job already
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
No matter how cool the wet bar is in your man cave, it will never be as a cool as a the home mini-bars from the 1950s
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Dim light may cause your uncle to give you a twenty dollar bill for your magic trick. Maybe even a fifty
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Ex-Facebook, Google employees start "Center For Humane Technology" to combat technology addictions, introduce their mascot Master Chief, slogan "Say no to the Matrix"
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(Some CSI)
 
 
 
Coffee urn left near Manhattan courthouse by caterers for television show "Law & Order: SVU" caused brief scare after it was mistaken for a suspicious package. *DON DUNN* (TFA is slightly longer than headline)
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The most expensive Super Bowl commercials ever made include the one with Eminem, the one with Britney Spears, and the one depicting a community doing whatever it takes to guarantee a Budweiser delivery truck makes it to their town
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Sat February 03, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Teddy Bridgewater may not be a free agent - injury may have tolled his rookie contract and he may be a Viking for $1.354 million next season
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why doesn't McDonald's offer mayonnaise as a dipping sauce? Mix that with some ketchup and you got yourself a great dip
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Tue January 30, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Teen dying from rare form of cancer marries his high school sweetheart. Soon to be a Netflix Original presentation starring Hailee Steinfeld and Steve Buscemi
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Mon January 29, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah zoo searching for missing Pallas' cat that may or may not already be feasting on your soul
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
85-year-old blind skier makes annual trip to Utah for some runs
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
♫♫You might not ever get rich, let me tell you it's better than digging a ditch there ain't no telling who you might meet, a movie star or maybe a *BLAM BLAM BLAM*♫♫
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Storms are becoming stronger because of airborne particles smaller than 50 nanometers across, and not Obama's weather machine as previously thought
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(The Register)
 
 
 
As was rumoured earlier, it's a total coincidence that Intel's CEO sold off his shares on the same day that the company alerted computer makers to flaws in its chips. A. Total. Coincidence
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Ron Johnson (R) now thinks that 'Secret Society' text message might have been a joke. Or maybe that is what the society WANTS him to believe?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones star Maisie Williams says she's not hot enough for Hollywood
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Now that's a tough ticket, or a rare example of an honest politician. MN. Governor Mark Dayton had to pay $6K to an online ticket broker to get a seat to watch the Super Bowl his state is hosting
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey's brother mansplains why he names his kids after beer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Baker Mayfield- "I'm good, perhaps great, but I'm no Johnny Manziel"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If your mailman drives a Maserati, it might be a good idea to see if any credit cards are missing from your mail
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your math challenge today is to figure out what you get when you add today's airborne carbon with the twice-as-much trapped carbon that is about to be released from arctic permafrost thanks to climate change
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conservative publisher Matt Drudge:"I had dinner with President Donald Trump a few weeks ago. He was optimistic, engaged, and on top of the world. Trump is loving the job and already fired up about running for re-election in 2020"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alexis gets his in line for his first assist the day he signs for ManU as Pogba and De Gea both want new deals. Could it be because all 3 agents share a super agent known for doing things like this.....no can't be
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Police searching for Mann, and with those face tattoos they should find him pretty soon
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The shutdown is over, the blame game and credit-taking picks up, and Cadet Bone Spurs is still an idiot. This is your Manic Monday MSNBC Discussion Thread. Join in at 8PM EST
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
I'm starting another Mat Cauthon only read through of Wheel of Time. Are there any series you only re-read for certain plot lines?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, turns out on Friday that Trump and Schumer made a deal that would have likely kept the government open, but it was derailed by Stephen "the forehead" Miller and John Kelly. Only the best people
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The weekend starts with Chelsea in Brighton at 7:30 a.m. EST. For the main batch, it's a London Derby or ManUtd at Burnley. At 12:30, Newcastle are at City. On Sunday, Spurs at Saints at 11 a.m. This is your EPL Weekend Discussion Thread
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Fri January 19, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Alberta scientists may have found why fracking causes earthquakes at some wells and not others. The answer may be coral. Unfortunately, the ironic tag is pink
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp soon to play guitar for Marilyn Manson. Is said to shred like Edward Scissorhands
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Your News Dump Friday gets off to an early start, as Deutsche Bank announces it "is looking at evidence that companies related to Jared Kushner may have moved 'suspicious' money" through the bank
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Wed January 17, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the Street Profits turn a profit against the Authors of Pain? Can Fabian Aichner make a name for himself at the expense of Roderick Strong? Just who are TM61 anyway? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Price of beer going up this spring O DEAR GOD, DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER MASS HYSTERIA
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Governor Matt Bevin: If you don't let me take away Medicaid, I'll take away Medicaid! MUA-HAHA
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
In a Major Major Major announcement, George Clooney will star in the six-part adaptation of Catch-22 for Hulu
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Start stocking up on popcorn now. Prosecutors seek May 14 trial date for Manafort and Gates
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(WTMJ)
 
 
 
Semi driver mashes truck loaded with potatoes under low-height bridge; driver knishes he hadn't scone this way. Gnocchi, I'll stop roasting now
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Interesting facts you may not have known about Martin Luther King, Jr., which may or may not include that his shirts never wrinkled, his blood smelled like cologne, his hands felt like rich brown suede, and that you could see his charisma from space
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
When robbing a store, it's a lot easier to have a getaway car waiting, rather than having to go knocking on neighbors' doors and asking for a ride while still wearing your masks
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Sun January 14, 2018
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Iowa gets an expensive lesson that reefer madness does not trump the 1st Amendment
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Some Cookie Guy)
 
 
 
Subby considering making Russian Tea Cakes. Is the linked recipe a good one or do you have something better? Tips, ideas, criticism, snark, and "turn in your man card" comments all welcome
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(KCEN TV Waco)
 
 
 
Missouri family: photo shoot done by amateur masquerading as pro made them look like LEGO space aliens. Counterpoint: family might be LEGO space aliens
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Fri January 12, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Continuing shiathole fallout, Mueller sets trial date for Manafort and Gates, and there is Stormy weather ahead for Two Scoops. This is the Fresh Hell Friday edition of the MSNBC Discussion Thread. Get your beer and popcorn and join in at 8PM EST
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Portland, OR marijuana stores are emphasizing catering to their natural market
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thomas Jefferson's kitchen has been found complete with America's first leftover mac & cheese, proving he was the O.G. bachelor
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fire and Fury debuts at #1 on NY times best seller list, largely thanks to the efforts of one Donald J Trump and his incredible genius for marketing
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine's Federal prosecutor informs the KKKeebler elf that there are more important crimes than Reefer Madness
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
RIP Greta Thyssen, actress and former Miss Denmark, who took pies to the face from the Three Stooges, was a body double for Marylin Monroe and dated Cary Grant during the time he was tripping balls on LSD
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Mon January 08, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kansas lawmaker: "One of the reasons why weed is illegal, I hate to say it, was that the African Americans, they were basically users and they responded the worst off to those drugs just because of their character makeup, their genetics and that"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The GOP is making like Tammy Wynette and standing by their man
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While it's not unusual for many teachers to work a second job, MD's Academy of the Holy Cross Catholic girl's high school decided they really could not see continuing to employ a teacher who was also white nationalist Richard Spencer's bodyguard
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What is the next Treknology we will see in our lifetimes? Subby is hoping for magic food makers
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NFL owners to Al Davis in 1996- you bastard, nobody will ever make us this mad again. Marc Davis in 2018- hold my beer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller may have a Deep Throat witness on Russia. So that's what we're calling the pee pee tapes now?
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Thu January 04, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
DA drops case against hottie arrested for mauling her husband's private parts
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Slender Man the t-shirt. Slender Man the coloring book. Slender Man the lunch box. Slender Man the breakfast cereal. Slender Man the flame-thrower. And last but not least, Slender Man the crappy movie
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(Herald.co.zw)
 
 
 
"Jesus: Greatest lawyer for mankind" See how far you can get through this word salad
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Sure, it'll be late but the ELITE never sleep. Will the Alpha Beat the Omega? Who will win the NJPW rumble? Will Okada put on a 7 star match? It's NJPW's Wrestlekingdom 12, 2AM EST, 5PM Tokyo Time
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Wed January 03, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
An evil villain with a wicked weather machine is not the reason why America is having such weird weather. Here's the cold hard science
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Alex, I'll take sports for $1000 - A: With the Buffalo Bills in the playoffs, this team now has the longest playoff drought in the four major professional sports
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Netflix orders 'Bright' sequel minus writer Max Landis
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Tue January 02, 2018
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
British cinema-goers prefer marmalade-eating bears to Thor and Spider-Man (and have FINALLY got bored of Pirates Of The Caribbean)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British car maker launches its answer to the Tesla. Elon Musk has some serious competition at last
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you win DWTS in 2015 and also fall in love with your male partner, it's probably not a good idea to get a massive tattoo of both of you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Peter Martins will no longer dance around the harassment allegations
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Humble yourself, Baker Mayfield"
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Wilmington Star News)
 
 
 
Bad: Have $200k boat stolen from your marina. Good: Track down the thief. Bad: Turns out he's not the thief. Fark: After you murdered him in an abandoned lumber yard
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Sat December 30, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Turns out, 2017 was the year everything went wrong for Marvel Comics
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(The Baffler)
 
 
 
Music's business model changed at over 90 miles an hour, whether alternative or mainstream. He was found in the wreck of an Old '97, bankrupted to death by the streams
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Thu December 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
AZ Governor makes it clear he'd like all the ambitious GOP pols in the state to at least *pretend* to have a shred of decency and not jockey for McCain's seat until he's actually on the cart
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump angrily tweets his latest PROOF that the media is biased against him: Vanity Fair made a sexist remark about Hillary Clinton, suggesting she take up knitting instead of politics, and then, get this, they APOLOGIZED to her. So unfair
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Wed December 27, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Move over pot brownies: California prepares for marijuana in wine, trail mixes, tacos, and other edibles. Tacos?
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The fall of unhindering makes way for the winter of Rusev Days. Who will end up in a Boxing Day match? How long will Shane cut a promo for? Will Smark Christmas make way for Mark New Year? WWE SDL 8pm EST USA
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Behold the mightiest four-cylinder Toyota ever made. It's not your mom's cool Corolla
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(Some Puckhead)
 
 
 
The English celebrate Boxing Day by trading places with the help, around here, while the NHL are still on Christmas break the kids take centre stage. The IIHF World Junior Hockey tournament starts today with the first four matches Noon, 2, 4, & 8pm ET
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