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headlines found matching 'Purpose'
Tue October 04, 2022
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Law 1 The purpose of the corp is to provide $ to the CEO. All other considerations are secondary and expendable in serve to Law 1. Law 2 Corps engage in any behavior so long as it fulfills the mandate of Law 1. Law 3 Corps only alter behavior if
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The beds have 'the purpose of transporting quantum energy into the body.'"
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Mon October 03, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Man, nothing like revisiting the classics
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Sun October 02, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
America's worst travel agent has been identified
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Fri September 30, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
There's a problem with Elon Musk's fanbois. Well, lots of problems, actually. These are pretty broken people we're talking about -- cretins, morons, and lickspittles, mainly. But for the purpose of TFA, we're just going to focus on one problem
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Thu September 29, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist who struck moose plans to eat it as soon as his broken arms heal
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Wed September 28, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode, who denied they're making an announcement the first week of October, announce they do have an announcement to make
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Long before the Druids invented henges, lived a race of people who made this newly discovered Neolithic Dirt Circle. Nobody knows who they were or what they were doing
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Wed September 21, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
News: Speeding car hits person at bus stop. Fark: Police investigating the victim, say no one who owned a car would use the city bus on purpose
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chessmate, MF, now bow to the power of my wireless anal beads
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He also runs a church, and churches famously have nothing to do with some stupid book
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Adult Swim)
 
 
 
It's Batman Night on Toonami. 2 of the better animated Batman movies, back-to-back, free for anyone with Cartoon Network. Batman: Hush @ 12:30 ㏂ then Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (Subby still thinks that's the best Batmovie of all) @ 2:20
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Fri September 16, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
There once were two bucks from Nantucket / They went for a swim / Twas' on a whim / It's late on a Friday, Ah, f*ck it
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Thu September 15, 2022
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Climate Change? Yea its real... and uh, we WANT it, sure we do We did this on purpose, yea, cuz we WANT the climate to change, yeah, thats the ticket. Its good for us cuz people get cold and we don't want that... see? Yeah, that's the ticket
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Five finger discounts is why we can't have nice things
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Wed September 14, 2022
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
It is possible that there might just be one good billionaire
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Oaf-Keebler denied a Special Daddy
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Some Meter Man)
 
 
 
Photoshop a purpose for this gauge
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Nostradamus poems repurposed for foolish purposes. New hotness: Uh, the same actually (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
F-22 turns 25, finally graduates college, moves back in with Lockheed and stays in its hangar all day
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller subpoenaed by federal grand jury in fake elector scheme
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Are we reliving Easy Rider?
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Bruce Allen, who corresponded with Jon Gruden's despicable leaked emails, surely with disdain, will testify before the House Oversight Committee
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Sun September 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
And a new Canadian hero arises
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
DOJ not releasing charges against TFG until after election, which is a long time to have priapism
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(WLBT Jackson)
 
 
 
South postpones rising again to receive FEMA assistance
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Texas law enforcement rush into a school when a *real* threat is reported
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Sat August 27, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ho-hum, just another day with a woman walking her pet alongside the road...whoa, WHAT IS THAT?
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Fri August 26, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia is purposely burning off a massive volume of natural gas in their attempt to drag us all to Hell with them
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
James Hetfield has asked the world to give St. Anger a second chance. And sure enough, it sucks the second time too
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
Because the only purpose of beta testing is to report how much you love the product and the CEO
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Arizona State University)
 
 
 
Arizona State University unveils name for its new sports arena, which will also serve as a public multi-purpose space for things such as business and celebrations
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: Train breaks down. News: Passengers told to get out and walk. Fark: The rest of the way to England, under the sea
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Can we just make Adventures With Purpose the official dive team of the FBI? How many cases is this now where they have found a vehicle in a body of water after LE has quit searching
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Answer: There can be no defense of the hot dog straw
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Sun August 21, 2022
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Interview about that time a DC-8 went supersonic - on purpose
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The latest excuse comes courtesy of Rudy: Trump didn't steal top secret documents. He was just holding on to them for safekeeping
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Sat August 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
French customs agent: "And what is the purpose of your visit?"
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal Judge to Starbucks: "You will reinstate these Union Leaders you fired, or you're going to find out if this Death Star is fully operational"
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Thu August 18, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dolphins with frickin' GoPros attached to their heads
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Would you please come get your stuff? I don't want you, your crappy woodworking tools, or drawer full of undies in my house any more"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Trying to have a real life outside of work? That's called quiet quitting, and you should be ashamed of yourself for daring to assume there's life outside of work
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Henry Kissinger says he fears the US is edging closer to war with Russia and China, partly on issues the US created, shocking people who had no idea he was still alive
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Mon August 15, 2022
(DW)
 
 
 
Successive heat waves are putting French nuclear reactors under strain, but they are not yet in "existential crisis", so they are not questioning their purpose in life, smoking way too much
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Tell us your wildly wrong theories about what the FBI found inside Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago vault
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Mon August 08, 2022
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Contrary to popular belief, the Ancient Order of Weeders is not a group of bagpipe-playing marijuana aficionados
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In other news, Congressman Hannibal Lecter votes against an anti-cannibalism law
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
New Jerseyans may soon have a harder time going to Hell
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News joins the Jedi
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland may speak softly, but he carries a big stick
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
In 2018 DHS bought location data harvested from apps on hundreds of millions of cell phones and used it to track more than 336,000 people, mostly for immigration purposes. Warrant? They don't need no stinkin' warrant. No, seriously, right now they don't
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Texas Joe finds that Australia is full of cars he's never seen in the US
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Thom Hartmann is sorry that his Boomer generation didn't stop Reagan Republicans from engineering a Sweltering Nazi Gilead Kleptocracy and making you into debt-hobbled corporate serfs one infected pimple away from bankruptcy. Like, really sorry
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Wed July 13, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Using a self-serve checkout counter could get you framed for stealing, warned attorney and influencer ... stopped reading right there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The womb is the only organ in a woman's body that serves no specific purpose to her life or well-being." Next up: you owe us a kidney, because you don't need two
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but OPEC isn't meeting production targets. Almost seems like it's on purpose
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man wakes up stressing about the J6 hearings
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Mon July 11, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Internet collectively freaks out over bizarre deep-sea crab with human teeth: 'Mother nature did her best'
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Here is a "Rick roll" QR code sticker. Please don't use it for annoying & nefarious purposes - I beg of you
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Just admit he's a criminal
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the Flettner Ventilator. There...that's a thing you know
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Remember, you can choke your chicken all you want, but never beat your neighbor's cock without permission
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Which Eighteenth Century belief are you most excited about re-adopting?
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covid relief loan diverted for a noble purpose
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Trump world is working overtime to find ways to burn DeSantis down." Of course, we're talking about the type of person who works for Trump world here, so what we'll probably end up with is a 200-foot-tall DeSantis made of unobtanium or something
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Tax Foundation)
 
 
 
A modest proposal. Why not go back to the pre-Roe Tax Rate, too?
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Thu June 23, 2022
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
John Cena sets record for most wishes granted for Make-A-Wish at 650
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Wed June 22, 2022
(GameInformer)
 
 
 
After months of research, linguistic experts have finally pinned down the precise language used for the lyrics in all of those Elden Ring songs: Ancient Gibberish
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(NPR)
 
 
 
$60,000-a-year Dartmouth decides to stop giving any loans, at all, to us poors. This is actually not the bad news it might seem
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Multi-purpose meat cushions are now here for ravenous Monster Hunter fans. Meat popsicles still have to lean up against the wall
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Food 52)
 
 
 
If you're baking pies you shouldn't need it
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Can I burn down the house my ex and I built for cathartic purposes or do I let my homeless sister live there?"
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Wed June 15, 2022
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida Man admits to intentionally hitting a police car because he "felt like he was already in jail." Well, he does live in Florida
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Governor's race has gone full potato
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Military Times)
 
 
 
How WWII changed course of history for that beloved confection known as the Twinkie
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Elections Canada calls for making it illegal to spread disinformation, barring hate groups from forming political parties, and other things opposite of everything that's happening in America, because being opposite America is the Canadian identity
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Tue June 07, 2022
(KFYR Bismarck)
 
 
 
Massage parlor sunk after anonymous tip
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