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Fri March 31, 2023
		Congressional Republicans continue their attempts to be charged with obstruction of justice source: politico.com \| share:	67
		"The indictments will help him" media narrative collapses. "Republicans hope Trump indictment doesn't doom down-ballot races" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	153
		Unlike House Republicans, Sen. John Fetterman has introduced a railroad safety bill source: wtae.com \| share:	22

Thu March 30, 2023
		Kirk Cameron's Children Story Hour at the Cleveland Public Library in DC was as lively and engaging as a Kirk Cameron 41st birthday office party source: dailydot.com \| share:	108
		Florida happens to have strong laws giving the public access to government records, also happens that Gov. Ron DeSantis refuses to text or email and instead takes all his meetings in person or over the phone. Crafty guy source: semafor.com \| share:	52
		Having solved all of North Carolina's problems, NC Republican senators introduce a bill to eliminate participation trophies for youth sports leagues source: wral.com \| share:	103
		The Merriam-Webster Word of the Day for March 30 is 'Golem' as in: "When Auntie Em asked Dorothy, 'Did the Republicans create a monster out of lies and hyperbole to Make America Great Again?' Dorothy said, "That's not their goal, Em"' source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	10
		Republican judge rules that the ACA can't mandate employer health plans to cover HIV drugs, contraception, and cancer screenings because it might make Sky Daddy mad source: axios.com \| share:	157

Wed March 29, 2023
		Not News: Nebraska Republicans double cross Democrats on detransition bill. News: Nebraska Democrats were ready for it. Fark: with 742 motions, enough to SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN source: erininthemorn.substack.com \| share:	110
		NYC Parks will no longer refer to its public crackatoriums, inject-o-ramas and barferrías as "comfort stations" source: gothamist.com \| share:	85
(Some Guy)		Caution: no diving in the Safemoon liquidity pool, as it was emptied of $8.9 million using the super-secret and innovative (public, universally accessible) "burn them all" function. Your daily reminder that crypto is the future of finance source: bsc.news \| share:	24
		The Republican Party is made up of one third who will vote for Trump no matter what and two thirds who are willing to vote for Trump according to White Aryan. Correction Whit Ayres source: thehill.com \| share:	51
		Nine minute video of TN Republican lawmakers being asked what they propose to do about keeping children safe from gun violence. In other words, nine minutes of TN Republicans running off, ducking into elevators, avoiding eye contact with the camera source: twitter.com \| share:	113
		Ugly ass baby meerkats leave the manor for their public debut source: chron.com \| share:	4
		Balint: Do you have anything you'd like to say about public urination? Boebert: I do Balint: Nobody asked you source: twitter.com \| share:	131
		Kevin McCarthy flees from scene when questioned about guns following the Nashville massacre source: politicususa.com \| share:	41
		In yet another win for public discourse, Twitter no longer shows who users are replying to, which essentially turns the forum into a $44 billion pad of sticky notes source: theverge.com \| share:	36

Tue March 28, 2023
		Starting to think Republicans might not be totally, completely, sincerely, 100 percent behind this whole First Amendment thing source: msn.com \| share:	66
		Putin's carefully crafted public image is now... potato source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	59
		Congressman Tim Burchett admits the truth about Republicans and gun violence: "We're not gonna fix it" source: thehill.com \| share:	247
		Threat level for terrorism is raised to "severe" due to republican activity source: bbc.com \| share:	53
		Missouri Republican lawmaker faces a censure vote by his own party for daring to propose that Missouri law conform with federal law and the US Constitution, and acknowledge his basic civil rights source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	71

Mon March 27, 2023
(Some Guy)		First prize for publicly hacking Tesla? A new Tesla. That'll go over well source: schneier.com \| share:	7
		Republican Representative of Covenant School district: 'Thoughts and Prayers." Rest of Twitter: "Hey, isn't this the Christmas card you sent out with you and your family all posing with semi-automatic rifles?" source: newsweek.com \| share:	211

Sun March 26, 2023
		Ha Ha source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	50
		Police: We need the public's help identifying the murder victim found in this video. Some guy: Yeah that's Trent Reznor, I just saw the video on MTV source: loudersound.com \| share:	13

Sat March 25, 2023
		This is one way to publicly write your disappointing kids out of the will source: twitter.com \| share:	157
		Republicans need to take a look at the French protests over pension cuts before they up the retirement age in the US, it could be the difference of having a little slice of cake or the party going to the gallows source: vox.com \| share:	132
		Birds stolen is the word source: dailybreeze.com \| share:	30
		Hey United: Your worker has my AirPods, and I have a very particular set of tracking skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for you. If you get my AirPods back that'll be the end of it. But if you don't I will find them and publicly drag you on CNN source: cnn.com \| share:	154
		It's a flat non-descript office building, or the center of a globalist conspiracy theory according to Michigan Republicans source: mlive.com \| share:	69
		Thankfully Waco, Texas has never had to deal with a detached-from-reality narcissistic cult leader publicly exhorting his followers to commit violence before source: apnews.com \| share:	96

Fri March 24, 2023
		Republican women in Idaho vote against giving girls free tampons source: alternet.org \| share:	105
		And what do longtime Michigan Republicans think of the state MAGA chairwoman Kristina Karamo? Not much source: rawstory.com \| share:	43
		The GOP has no time for families of republican terrorist victims source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	55
		Consumer Product Safety Commission wants Congress to repeal federal law preventing agency from rapidly warning public about dangerous, deadly products. Wait, they can't do that already? source: nbcnews.com \| share:	34

Thu March 23, 2023
		School board member walks out of public meeting after its DeSantis-appointed chairwoman allows speaker to call him "lawbreaker," "LGBT groomer" because he's gay source: mysuncoast.com \| share:	67
		Dad of murdered Parkland school student disrupts US House committee hearing after Republicans blame ATF for curtailing gun owners from "their Second Amendment rights." Nikolas Cruz nods approvingly source: local10.com \| share:	59
		National Review gets perilously close to getting the point in discussing how Barney Frank would be a villain if he was a Republican by aiding the GOP in rolling back banking regulation source: nationalreview.com \| share:	20
		You can add "Making a terroristic threat against a public official" to the pile of crimes TFG has amassed over the decades. This time with photo proof source: twitter.com \| share:	108
		Oh course it pays to be a loyal employee. From the investors, to the CEO donating to Republicans to take away your rights, your loyalty pays for a lot. Just not to you source: marketwatch.com \| share:	17

Wed March 22, 2023
		Wait. I'm confused. How can a "bout of misogyny and ignorance" be "stunning" when it refers to Florida Republican politicians? And is it really a "bout" when it describes their general state of being? source: cnn.com \| share:	47
		Republican Congressman rails against ersatz milk, demands for all milk to be echt source: mediaite.com \| share:	151
		Research finds that mass and active shooters have distinct patterns of buying guns compared to other legal purchasers. Surely the NRA and Republicans will applaud this study and fund additional research to see how this can help decrease gun violence source: phys.org \| share:	89
		Joint Chiefs Chair Gen. Mark Milley expects House Republicans to grill him about "wokeness" in the military, so he has binders full of information about how the military trains and prepares for combat. Beat that with a stick source: politico.com \| share:	115
		Shoulda gone to Waffle House. Woulda blended right in source: kcrg.com \| share:	17
		Next iOS update to enable stealthy toilet flushing while talking on the iPhone source: macrumors.com \| share:	9
(Some Guy)		Florida congressman, sorry, EX-Florida congressman, who authored the "Don't Say Gay" bill, pleads guilty to COVID loan fraud. Why, yes, he's a Republican, how did you guess? source: flvoicenews.com \| share:	35

Tue March 21, 2023
		The New Yorker stops by a New York Young Republican Club party featuring Roger Stone and figures out that 'almost everyone there is going to Hell' source: newyorker.com \| share:	84
		Alabama freshman football star arrested after fleeing cops at speeds of up to 141mph to avoid being caught rolling more than tide source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	24
		A financial Banana Republic, a corporate Sbarro, and a legislative Cinnabon source: cnbc.com \| share:	2

Mon March 20, 2023
		JP Morgan announces that they've adopted First Republic into their Big Bank/Small Bank after school program source: cnbc.com \| share:	8

Sun March 19, 2023
		Republicans actively trying to subvert the will of voters source: politico.com \| share:	54

Sat March 18, 2023
		Daylight Savings Time, March Madness promos, public art, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 9-15: First Barbecue of the Year Edition source: fark.com \| share:	30

Fri March 17, 2023
		One of the January 6th tourists had a written plan, including arresting and torturing politicians (including some Republicans) and Biden's staff source: twitter.com \| share:	114
		Kansas Republicans put hold on medical marijuana bill using the tried true method: we really need to protect our children bs source: ksnt.com \| share:	93
		"We don't think that you can have a religious charter school in place because charter schools are public schools and public schools cannot teach religion. So right now, as public schools, this is not a door that can be opened" source: nwahomepage.com \| share:	95
		House Republicans: "Imagine what Hunter Biden did for these payments. No really, we got nothing but your imagination. You got to help us out here" source: usatoday.com \| share:	66
		Republicans are going flippity flop source: thehill.com \| share:	42
		Top 35 aspects of American culture that leave non-Americans cold. "So, why do you buy politicians' merchandise? Shirts, caps, banners, stickers, etc. They're public servants, not rockstars" source: boredpanda.com \| share:	26

Thu March 16, 2023
		Inflation, HB's laptop, and drag shows all hit the back burner so republicans can focus on making the elderly poor and disabled people work harder to obtain food stamps source: cbsnews.com \| share:	46
		Edwin Diaz out eight months after getting hurt while celebrating win over Dominican Republic. Is this peak #LOLmets? source: espn.com \| share:	13
		"There's no way he would have ME hanged", say deluded but hopeful Republican number twos source: apnews.com \| share:	37
		Red Wing Shoes creates Mario-themed boots, decides not to sell them to the public out of concern for turtle safety source: mprnews.org \| share:	18
		Trump: "Russia isn't the enemy -- America is." Republicans, probably: "MASTERFUL TAKE, SIR" source: twitter.com \| share:	185
		"The Biden administration has been obsessing on woke causes while banks teeter toward insolvency." Wonder how much time this article spends talking about Republicans and Trump repealing banking regulations? source: foxnews.com \| share:	228
		Just who are all these people so afraid of women's bare breasts in public? source: cnn.com \| share:	189
		It's about time we go after all of them Drag Queens, Trans Somethings or...Corrections Officers? Yup, again and again and again...it's cops, priests and republicans, not Drag Queens or Trans Folks. Get with it, 'Murica source: twitter.com \| share:	65
		Puerto Rico beats Dominican Republic to move on in the World Baseball Classic but it costs their team and the Mets, Edwin Diaz potentially for the season due to a serious knee injury during the post game celebration source: espn.com \| share:	54
		Today, in things that should never be put to a public vote source: msnbc.com \| share:	100

Wed March 15, 2023
		Angry NY legislature rejects Gov. Kathy Hochul's budget as being not expensive enough, says she's acting like a Republican source: nypost.com \| share:	32
		Don't look now, but Republicans have discovered three whole new letters to freak out about source: sltrib.com \| share:	154
		Someone is under the impression that Republicans have to understand something before they legislate it source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	98

Tue March 14, 2023
		Author Kurt Andersen digs into old newspapers, finds that today's Republican rhetoric really is explosive source: twitter.com \| share:	108
		Polled Republicans: I want a 2024 candidate who tells me what I want to hear. And about beating Biden: yeah, so what? source: cnn.com \| share:	73
		Republicans on the brink of victory as Oscar winner, Super Bowl MVP, and MMA champion declares candidacy in 2024 source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	63
		Indiana and Kansas Republicans find out their anti-ESG investing laws will cost their states billions, and will piss off the business community source: apnews.com \| share:	62
		Pat Beverly enters the Republican race for 2024 by trolling the entire NBA universe source: mediaite.com \| share:	14
		Playboy relaunches as digital-only publication and takes on OnlyFans. If only there were a way to watch online documentaries for free source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	169

Mon March 13, 2023
		Subby doesn't believe that "Gary Glitter was one of the biggest music stars of the 1970s" but he does believe he's back in prison after being out for less than a month source: bbc.com \| share:	77
		Bad news: too many dogs at Reno shelter. Good news: adoption fees waived so everyone can rescue their new best friend source: mynews4.com \| share:	2
		'Democracy Dies in Darkness': Gov. DeathSentence and Republicans want the Sun to set on open-government laws source: ktla.com \| share:	58
		Log Cabin Republicans accidentally hire a far-right, ultra-homophobic troll as their ambassador for public outreach source: comicsands.com \| share:	106
		Comic writer Scomp Adams publicly pounded his own butt, and Chuck Tingle is here for it source: boingboing.net \| share:	79
		Republicans will need a new talking point: "Why does Biden keep killing the environment by approving Alaskan oil projects. He's a monster" source: msn.com \| share:	37
		Trading in shares of First Republic Bank halted after losing 80%. I for one, blame Rebel Alliance Bank source: msn.com \| share:	12

Sun March 12, 2023
(Colorado Public Radio)		Nice train. Do you ever take it off any sweet jumps? source: cpr.org \| share:	29

Sat March 11, 2023
		First Republic Bank faces a bank run following the failure of SVB source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	59

Fri March 10, 2023
		President Biden's budget proposal is all about sticking it to the Republicans and their so-called fiscal responsibility concerning national security source: vox.com \| share:	50
		Remember when Republicans claimed they cared about the water quality in East Palestine? Good times source: msn.com \| share:	63
		Governor DeathSentence visits Alabama, lectures its Republicans to be more like Florida, eliminate state income tax, let tourists finance everything like in Florida. Florida source: al.com \| share:	99
		"All they want to do is live their lives. Why are Republicans so uncomfortable with this?" source: twitter.com \| share:	256
		Based on what has been made public so far, it's hard to imagine what Fox is trying to hide source: nbcnews.com \| share:	52
		The Ohio Republican swamp is drained of $60,000,000 source: cbsnews.com \| share:	66
		Pro-life SC Republicans introduce bill in legislature equating abortion to homicide, punishable by death. What the fark is wrong with these people? source: wbtw.com \| share:	119

Thu March 09, 2023
		Republicans to the CFPB: "Junk fees aren't a real thing. That's FREEDOM PRICING" source: cnbc.com \| share:	36
		Stellen Sie die Uhr zurück source: bbc.com \| share:	97
		Biden budget proposal rolls back deficit and bolsters Medicare. Republicans expected to bare their teeth, fling poop, make loud vocalizations, and utilize the usual primate displays of fear and aggression source: marketwatch.com \| share:	56
		Hoosier drunks show their appreciation for constitutional carry laws source: fox59.com \| share:	29
(Some Republican)		Kentucky state senator sponsoring bill to remove "obscene" materials from public schools has been doing lots of research on obscenity in his public Twitter feed source: newsfromthestates.com \| share:	43
		S.E. Cupp explains that the Republican we need isn't running for president. Wait, the "Republican that we need?" Is that like the venereal disease we prefer? source: cnn.com \| share:	90
		Republicans on House Oversight Committee refuse to sign simple two-sentence statement denouncing white supremacy. UltraFARK: All 26 of them source: rawstory.com \| share:	145

Wed March 08, 2023
		Congressman Frost expertly points out a huge flaw in the Republican's border scare tactics source: twitter.com \| share:	60
		New York Republicans go to all-out war against Cy Young Award winner George Santos, who says he hasn't faced this much pressure since he led American troops to victory in Operation Market-Garden, the most decisive battle in the Vietnam War source: politico.com \| share:	43

Tue March 07, 2023
		Democrats come out swinging against Tucker Carlson's lies about January 6th. * checks notes... * Holy crap, it's Republicans screaming about this and calling it bullshiat? What world are we living in? source: yahoo.com \| share:	132
		Public libraries in Michigan are already prohibited from stocking sexually explicit books, but that's not going to stop the Michigan GOP from trying to ban them source: mlive.com \| share:	44
		After getting their clocks cleaned in the last two elections PA's MAGA republicans think maybe they need to stop making it harder to vote and embrace mail-in voting and Ballot harvesting "I don't want 2,000 mules. I want 2 million mules" source: msn.com \| share:	64
		If you thought some crazy Democrats would be behind Marianne Williamson's presidential candidacy you'd be wrong, it's crazy Republicans source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	321
		Republicans. Defunding the police is the battle cry of communist antifa supersoldier terrorists who want crime and anarchy to take over our cities. Defunding the FBI, on the other hand source: msnbc.com \| share:	58
		Only in the darkest timeline would a wannabe GQP influencer openly side with America's enemies to challenge Adam Kinzinger to a boxing match for the publicity. And here we are source: twitter.com \| share:	56
		Tucker Carlson productions, in conjunction with the Republican Party, presents: January 6th, The day tourists came to visit the Capitol source: mediaite.com \| share:	91
		Georgia republicans approve measure that would oust prosecutors and district attorneys. It shouldn't matter too much as there isn't some kind of high-profile criminal probe currently going on in Georgia source: ajc.com \| share:	31

Mon March 06, 2023
		Conservative states are abandoning proven ways of spotting voter fraud because it doesn't favor Republicans source: npr.org \| share:	39
		What was old is new again. Let me play you the song of my people source: ksn.com \| share:	22
		Old and busted: forever tire fire. New hotness: forever lithium ion battery fire source: wgal.com \| share:	32
		Apparently for six days, Newark, NJ was briefly 'sister cities' with a non-existent Indian state invented by a wanted fugitive source: tapinto.net \| share:	23

Sun March 05, 2023
		Headline: "Young Republicans beg party elders to stop saying 'woke.'" Or what? Are they going to "cancel" them? source: rollingstone.com \| share:	94
		Texas Tech basketball coach Mark Adams has been suspended by the university for spreading the Good Word of Republican Jesus source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	28
		Waikiki's iconic Rainbow Drive-In still thriving at 61, thanks to the Mayor of Flavortown visiting in 2009 and publicly blessing its plate lunches source: sfgate.com \| share:	13
		Former Maryland Governor and political moderate Larry Hogan doesn't plan to be a hero for the Republican party; declines to run for President in 2024 source: twitter.com \| share:	62
		A relief: the anointing oil for King Charles' coronation will NOT contain civet secretions, whale intestinal schmutz, wren's livers, or chaffinch brains source: insider.com \| share:	56

Sat March 04, 2023
		"... alleged gangs have existed in the department for at least 50 years and that misconduct against colleagues and members of the public has caused the county millions of dollars in civil settlements and judgments" source: ktla.com \| share:	36
		Why are Republicans so obsessed with grooming? source: politico.com \| share:	142
		Republican strategist: "What does CPAC tell us about the modern Republican Party? Is it just one big grift?" Wait, when has the modern GOP not been a grift? source: mediaite.com \| share:	71
		So your whistle blowers are true and sincere, right Gym? They did their testimony behind closed doors. How about a public one with them? Crickets source: rawstory.com \| share:	42

Fri March 03, 2023
		Religious scammers bilk dozens of victims with empty promises to bless them with wealth, mainly by buying lottery numbers and passing the winnings on to them in exchange for percentage or a transfer fee. Jesus Christ source: straitstimes.com \| share:	28
		Man takes town to court after receiving $116 ticket for putting up shade umbrella on public beach. "Basically, they are saying you can meet on the beach if you'd like, but when you get there in July, you can't protect yourself from the sun" source: wfla.com \| share:	53
		Maryland mayor resigns after being arrested on 56 counts of child pornography. Must not have been a Republican, those guys promote politicians for that sort of thing source: cnn.com \| share:	157

Thu March 02, 2023
		Wait. Maybe House Republicans don't care about their credibility? Maybe? source: msnbc.com \| share:	29
		No one wonders why Republicans are targeting drag shows. No one. They are targeting a group they see as vulnerable, and hope to use lies and bigotry to fire up their base of deplorables to remain in power. This has been their playbook for decades source: ktla.com \| share:	214
		Republicans tomorrow: "ThEiR cOmIn FoR yOu'Re ToiLeT PaPeR" source: pubs.acs.org \| share:	24
		Republicans on regulating freight rail after the East Palestine, Ohio, disaster: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get crazy here" source: politico.com \| share:	177
		Newsweek runs an OpEd by a Republican arguing that the US should ignore the Constitution and emulate a Central American strongman. I did not see that coming source: newsweek.com \| share:	135
		Texas Republican who wrote anti-drag bill was filmed...wait for it...'skipping, running and dancing' to the song 'Sexy Lady' while in drag source: alternet.org \| share:	156

Wed March 01, 2023
		Not News: Republicans stage event to whine about the border. Stupid News: The Canadian border. Obvious News: They don't really care and are just using it to smear Biden source: cbc.ca \| share:	63
		Republicans vote to fast-track bill granting Biden unilateral power source: gizmodo.com \| share:	73
		Crazed Republican politician doesn't believe in the separation of church & state, "because when we took prayers out of schools, guns came into schools." Oh wait, it was NYC mayor Eric Adams source: gothamist.com \| share:	85

Tue February 28, 2023
		One of the last times a Republican did anything to better humanity source: npr.org \| share:	59
		How badly did Republican Congressman Andy Ogles lie about his resume? Probably nowhere near George Santos territory but still plenty source: newschannel5.com \| share:	42
		A New York Republican wants to prevent another New York Republican from making a fast buck. Maybe they could call this the "Santos L. Halper Act," assuming it doesn't get blocked by other Republicans in the House source: politico.com \| share:	22
		VERY CONCERNED Journalists: OMG the Foreperson of the Special Grand Jury in GA speaking publicly has RUINED EVERYTHING and Trump will get off Scott-free now. Actual Judge in the case: Naw, fam, it's cool, Jurors are totally allowed to do this source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	57

Mon February 27, 2023
		Wisconsin Governor wants bars open two hours longer during Republican Convention presumably to forget they're hosting it source: jsonline.com \| share:	43
		Deputy rolls up to a driver in distress. Does he: A) Write the driver a ticket? B) Arrest the driver on an outstanding warrant? C) Cutting onions in public? source: dailykos.com \| share:	8
		Republicans don hot dog costumes and insist they're looking for the people who caused the East Palestine chem spill source: detroitnews.com \| share:	45

Sun February 26, 2023
		Want to sue your sheriff for defamation in Florida? Good luck, 'cause he can say whatever he wants as a public official source: floridatoday.com \| share:	73

Sat February 25, 2023
		The people of East Palestine have consistently voted for the Republicans who deregulated the railroads that caused the disaster. They voted for the Republicans in charge of their state. So naturally, they're pissed off at the Democrats source: npr.org \| share:	166
		"The Lee County Republican Party is going to be on the vanguard of this campaign to stop the genocide because we have foreign non governmental entities that are unleashing biological weapons on the American people" source: cbsnews.com \| share:	138

Fri February 24, 2023
		Iowa republican voters want to be courted source: politico.com \| share:	41
		The Republican Party is attempting to claim the Norfolk Southern train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, as a pet issue. They might just be able to do it, if Democrats don't get their act together source: prospect.org \| share:	98
		While Iowa Republicans are busy with legislation regarding funding private schools and eliminating trans students, over 1000 students in Des Moines have no home to sleep in. Won't somebody think of the children? source: kcci.com \| share:	64
		Investigation into Florida's batshiat recommendation that men 18-39 shouldn't get the COVID vaccine closed when the whistleblower wouldn't come forward to be prosecuted for making Republicans look bad source: arstechnica.com \| share:	25

Thu February 23, 2023
		BREAKING: Ron DeSantis eats live babies to prove he's the most evil Republican ever source: original.newsbreak.com \| share:	105
		SC Farkers breathe easier now that law banning being obnoxious in public places determined to be unconstitutional source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	49
		Missouri Republicans respect local control so much the state attorney general is trying to fire the twice elected prosecutor for STL because...reasons. Tag is for everyone involved source: news.stlpublicradio.org \| share:	67

Wed February 22, 2023
		One Texas Republican wants to take voting out of schools. And after that, take voting away from everywhere else source: nbcnews.com \| share:	80
		"Hey, have you been keeping up with the news lately?" "Nope." "Me neither. Too busy preparing for our product launch." "Same. Now's the perfect time to introduce the public to Giant Balloon Space Tours" source: apnews.com \| share:	45
		Vivek Ramaswamy has announced he will be a Republican candidate for president, and that he'll repeal Affirmative Action "on Day 1" if elected. No word yet on what this will mean for his ongoing obligations to the Dunmer, Almsivi, and Vvardenfell source: foxnews.com \| share:	128
		Republican primary voters in Wisconsin shoot themselves in the foot by rejecting a popular Supreme Court candidate with name recognition most judicial candidates would kill for, instead picking a nut job who worked on Trump's fake elector scheme source: nbcnews.com \| share:	40
(Some Moron)		Montana Republican legislator introduces bill to prohibit anyone from donating blood if they've received mRNA or DNA vaccines. There's no immunization for stupid source: leg.mt.gov \| share:	119

Tue February 21, 2023
		Tucker: People used to say Trump was stupid, but he was actually a genius who bedazzled the world with how much Putin dick he could deep throat publicly. I am not a clever man source: twitter.com \| share:	86
		The Reagan Republicans take on the Putin Apologists. Now, this might strike some readers as harsh, but source: nationalreview.com \| share:	45
		Republican donors go shopping for candidates source: politico.com \| share:	34
		The Montana GOP publicly censures member Marc Racicot, saying neither he nor the media should refer to Racicot as a Republican. That's two-term Montana Governor and former National GOP Chairman Marc Racicot source: ktvh.com \| share:	52

Mon February 20, 2023
		DeSantis hits back at 2024 Republicans who criticized him. That's a LOT of Republicans source: thehill.com \| share:	49
		Forbes is upset that a governor doesn't want the public to pay for a football stadium source: forbes.com \| share:	33
		Some Chiefs fans are appalled that Patrick Mahomes would dare to slam alcoholic drinks in front of their innocent hi-res camera phones source: brobible.com \| share:	37
		Can the Republican establishment finally stop Trump from taking the presidency again? If the 2016 election is any indicator, the answer is no source: vox.com \| share:	87

Sun February 19, 2023
		Naples Airport wants public input on noise study. First question: Why did you move near an airport in the first place? source: winknews.com \| share:	19

Sat February 18, 2023
		FBI anti child trafficking raid in Texas leads to the rescue of 28 children and the arrest of 59 pedophiles, which included two Christian church leaders, one Republican politician, and zero drag queens source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	171
		Carnage inside source: nbcnews.com \| share:	41
		The Republican Party of the Middle East bans contraceptives as a 'Western conspiracy' source: theguardian.com \| share:	44
		Universal Studios has a new Super Mario subpark that opens to the public this week, and it's gonna cost you source: avclub.com \| share:	26
		Massive Florida dumpster fire endangering children, pregnant women, and the elderly. But enough about Republicans, there's also been a waste facility burning all week source: cnn.com \| share:	23

Fri February 17, 2023
		Republicans to adopt loyalty pledge, heel clicks for debate participants source: apnews.com \| share:	105
		Moderate Michigan Republicans are alarmed by the antics of their MAGA far-right maniacal members. But ONLY because it led to the GOP's worst election results since 1984 source: msn.com \| share:	64
		Republican losers hope to run, lose in 2024 source: politico.com \| share:	18
		Republicans have a plan to "restore dignity" to millions of Americans, by starving them. Oh, SNAP source: msn.com \| share:	158
		Parents shocked that they might have to send their kids to public school to be molested source: cbsnews.com \| share:	88
		The whitest, malest, Boomerest publication of all time tells you why DEI matters source: rollingstone.com \| share:	57
		But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed a Republican's hope of overturning Arizona election results, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it source: thehill.com \| share:	26

Thu February 16, 2023
		Your move John Cena source: superthrowbackparty.net \| share:	6
		When asked who should lead the party, 22% of Republican respondents said Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. 20% of GOP respondents said Trump should lead the party. "Other response" and "No answer" came in with 21% and 34% - respectively source: mediaite.com \| share:	81

Wed February 15, 2023
		Republicans will get their chance to drown the U.S. Govt. in a bathtub: America will default between July and September source: cnbc.com \| share:	90
		Just a few short decades ago, asking a corrupt, hate fueled politician "Have you no sense of Decency?" was enough to finish them off. Now, shamelessness is worn like a gilded crown among Republicans, and it'll only get worse if left unchecked source: npr.org \| share:	96
		DOJ wants to stop Republicans from being able to choose the judge who hears their frivolous lawsuits. This needs to happen source: vox.com \| share:	51
		Pickleball, once a relaxing sport for seniors, has now turned into bullying and public urination. Unclear whether or not those occur at the same time source: wusa9.com \| share:	91
		Biden wants the disabled to not lose benefits if they get food from friends source: huffpost.com \| share:	111

Tue February 14, 2023
		There's no such thing as a free lunch in South Dakota. Why? It teaches students to expect something free from the government. You know, like public schooling, school buses, roads... source: keloland.com \| share:	146
		Liz Warren, the inventors of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, is now coming for crypto, and she's got some surprising allies on her side this time, including conservative Republican senators and most of the banking industry source: politico.com \| share:	175
		Microsoft's new AI chatbot Bing gets 'aggressive', demands apology after becoming furious with human who asked where Avatar 2 was screening nearby (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	57
		More than half of all Republicans are Nat-Cs source: npr.org \| share:	119

Mon February 13, 2023
		State senator Sam Thompson (R - eedeems himself) switches from the Republican to the Democratic party. "I have not left my party. My party leadership has left me" source: northjersey.com \| share:	49
		Article asks "why do so many Republicans now dress like cartoon supervillains?" source: salon.com \| share:	133

Sun February 12, 2023
		Republicans outraged prosecutors don't hate women source: politico.com \| share:	87

Sat February 11, 2023
		Sacramento Zoo names baby giraffe "Mike Pence Loves My Spotted Dick", or at least they will if Subby wins a raffle. (Other good ideas to the right) source: abc7.com \| share:	7
(Some Guy)		Sometimes you need to just stop and smell the bricks source: jaysbrickblog.com \| share:	18
		If Republicans claim to not want to cut Social Security, why do they keep talking about cutting it? NPR asks the question, politely source: npr.org \| share:	73
		Kari Lake rejects reality and substitutes her own: "I believe the ranks of Congress, the Senate, I think a White House, I think all the state governorships would be Republican if elections were fair." Wow, Congress AND the Senate? source: mediaite.com \| share:	78

Fri February 10, 2023
		reads headline So THAT'S why the Republicans hate Biden's student loan forgiveness plan. Makes sense source: cnbc.com \| share:	38
		Unarmed British cop confronting man who just shot 5 people: "I needed to protect the public... I also needed to protect Jake. He was obviously going through a massive trauma. If I got closer I would negotiate, talk him down" source: theguardian.com \| share:	112
		No WONDER Republicans are outraged. How DARE he disrespect the 2nd Amendment like that? Military commander tells Senate panel on Chinese spy balloon: "We think before we shoot" source: cbsnews.com \| share:	50
		I will say one thing about the unification of republicans...they are all in when it comes to obsessing about children's genitals source: yahoo.com \| share:	165
		Biden: "Look, I'm sorry if I didn't piss my pants in fear and run around screaming THE END IS NIGH like the Republicans did. I'm the President. There was no threat. We had it all under control. You want some ice cream?" source: mediaite.com \| share:	98
		House Republicans throw kitchen sink at the wall to see if it sticks source: msn.com \| share:	42
		House Speaker McCarthy (R):"The heckling of Biden by some Republicans was just them being passionate and I'm ok with that." Translation:"I have no control over the crazies in my own political party" source: msnbc.com \| share:	74

Thu February 09, 2023
		Florida Republicans denied the right to require teenage girls to report their menstruation source: cnn.com \| share:	67
		Ohio Department of Education will not take action against NAZI homeschoolers as they did not violate homeschool policies. Meanwhile, Republican state legislators want to relax standards even further source: vice.com \| share:	70
		Alternate headline: Republicans would rather let Americans die or go bankrupt than pass Pres. Biden's $35 cap on insulin. America, Fark Yeah source: cnbc.com \| share:	132
		Children are free to carry firearms in public without adult supervision thanks to the brave 2nd Amendment supporters in the Missouri legislature. Yes, that seems like a rational and sane stance source: theguardian.com \| share:	104
		"The level of white trashdom in the Republican Party is staggering. I mean, for somebody that has observed it for a long time like I have, I've never seen it manifest itself on a level that it's manifesting itself" source: huffpost.com \| share:	147
		The Republicans THOUGHT their hearing was about how biased Twitter is against conservatives and its role in suppressing the story about Hunter Biden's laptop. It ended up being about how Twitter bent over backwards to accommodate Trump source: today.com \| share:	144
		Pigout place prohibits pubescent people, provokes pique, pays poor publicity price source: nbcmontana.com \| share:	35

Wed February 08, 2023
		Manchin proposes stabbing America in the back so Republicans will pretend to like him source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	65
		Irresponsible Republicans Slashed funding and gutted staffing for two decades. I wonder why it's not working? source: ktla.com \| share:	59
		Biden: Republicans want to sunset funding for Medicare and Social Security. Republicans: That a LIE. Sen Rick "Batboy" Scott: No, no, that's EXACTLY what I want to do, would you like a copy of my plan? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	108
		Meanwhile in Utah Republican legislator introduces legislation to protect LGBTQ youths from conversion therapy source: advocate.com \| share:	73
		Republicans, classy as ever, continually interrupted President Biden's SOTU address, yelling out "liar" and "it's your fault" among others source: cnn.com \| share:	167
		While everybody was watching Joe Biden play Republicans at The State of the Union, Democrats in Pennsylvania took back The Keystone State House source: nbcnews.com \| share:	137

Tue February 07, 2023
		Bookstore opens "Books Recently Banned in Duval County" section of 100s of titles banned in public schools. Challenge: Find list of books approved for public schools source: firstcoastnews.com \| share:	29
(Some Guy)		"Here's a deeply unlibertarian conclusion that I now regretfully find inescapable: there is a fundamental misalignment between profit-seeking and democracy's need for a well-informed public" source: brinklindsey.substack.com \| share:	82
		Arizona teachers express frustration that the Republican-backed plan to give households thousands of dollars to homeschool their kids has led to parents buying trampolines and trips to SeaWorld instead of public school funding source: theguardian.com \| share:	110
		"Centrist" Republicans act like far right lunatic Republicans. Maybe the author thinks "centrist' refers to geography source: nbcnews.com \| share:	210
		It's getting weird in the People's Republic of Ron DeSantis source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	268

Mon February 06, 2023
		Republicans are not ready to come to the adult table for a debt limit deal, apparently House Speaker McCarthy has just been passing out crayons source: vox.com \| share:	134
		SCOTUS is in the position to make a decision that would deny Republicans the outright theft of multiple elections in 2024 based on their over-the-top gerrymandering. But they probably won't because, you know, they don't even pretend anymore source: slate.com \| share:	73
		The Illinois Box Barons give millions to both kinds of Republican candidates source: politico.com \| share:	69
		Remember how oh-so-funny Republicans started calling it "Obamacare" to link his name to it like an albatross, but then Obama embraced the term and beat them all? Well, this is like that, except with busing migrants across the country source: npr.org \| share:	135

Sun February 05, 2023
		Chief operating officer of Chicago Public Schools has his finger on the pulse of society and knows what folks want, so he becomes primary owner of cannabis shop co-located with bar and bakery source: pantagraph.com \| share:	12
		Republicans are having a hard time criticizing Biden over the Chinese spy balloon. Here's Marco Rubio humiliating himself source: yahoo.com \| share:	176
		President Biden's Catastrophic Chinese Spy Balloon Spectacle will be replacing Hunter Biden's Laptop for at least one week of Republican outrage source: foxnews.com \| share:	208
(Some Guy)		The Democrats that supported the Republicans' anti-socialism measure don't seem to realize that Republicans will still harangue them as being socialists, anyway source: jacobin.com \| share:	106
		I wonder if there's a way to crap on a hero's legacy and honor a man with no honor? Republicans reply with, "challenge accepted" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	79

Sat February 04, 2023
		Kinda weird what quickly becomes public knowledge and what doesn't source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	60
		Day 346 of WW3: News: US allocates $5.4 million confiscated from Russian oligarch to help rebuild Ukraine. Soon-to-be Republican angst: ZOMG, this is socialisms Won't somebody think of the billionaires? It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion source: kyivindependent.com \| share:	454

Fri February 03, 2023
		Leave it to the Republican Chair of the powerful House Oversight Committee to be calm and rational: "Does this balloon have bioweapons that could strike America? DID IT TAKE OFF FROM WUHAN?" source: mediaite.com \| share:	115
		House Republicans sideline Hunter Biden for a moment and open probe into John Kerry's negotiations with China source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	43
		Despite the headlines, Republicans are tiptoeing around Trump or running campaigns that exist in a fantasyland where Dubya had a successful 2nd term source: morningshots.thebulwark.com \| share:	50
		Why won't Republicans reveal their proposed budget? "Republicans would have to eviscerate popular and necessary programs to accomplish what they're after." So they'll go with straight BS talking until crunch time. Democrats know this source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	102

Thu February 02, 2023
		The newly Republican-led House Judiciary Committee has its first meeting and immediately tackles the country's most pressing problems- by having an hour-long slap-fight over whether they should say the Pledge of Allegiance or not source: msn.com \| share:	76

Wed February 01, 2023
		"Arizona Republicans fear they may blow it again" - and by 'it', they in no way mean the men's health model with the rugged chin with just the right amount of stubble source: politico.com \| share:	50
		Bankman-Fried sure did give a lot of dark money to Democrats. Well, Democrats who vote like Republicans, anyway source: thenation.com \| share:	106
		House Republicans hold first circus hearing on the "Open Border" where they claim things are out of control by citing how much fentanyl has been seized at the ports of entry in order to impeach the Dept of Homeland Security source: youtube.com \| share:	82
		Cyndi Lauper, Willie Nelson, The White Stripes among this year's Rock Hall of Fame nominees source: fox8.com \| share:	97
		Traffic sign: ROAD CLOSED. Pickup driver: BUT MAH FREEDUMS. Sinkhole: Well, I took that personally source: kron4.com \| share:	75

Tue January 31, 2023
(Some Guy)		Police ask public to be on the lookout for a man with a wide stance, extremely slow walk, and whistling sound source: wehotimes.com \| share:	30
		Irish publicans on the verge of revolt against the government, say they may DITCH the black stuff if 'greedy' pint price hikes continue. Many want to throw in the Guinness towel as soon as its delivered from some guy named Drew in the states source: thesun.ie \| share:	10
		71% of the Republicans in George Santos's district want him to resign from Congress and quit his other jobs as Chief Surgeon at Saint Eligius Hospital and Captain of the Hill Street Police Station source: mediaite.com \| share:	129
		Having solved all other problems in the state, the West Virginia Senate has time to pass bills forcing religion on kids in public schools. Moderate Christians shrug and go back to claiming how they are different from those extremists source: cbsnews.com \| share:	99
		Clean energy is making huge steps in Texas. Naturally, republicans are trying to kill it source: vox.com \| share:	72

Mon January 30, 2023
		Want to see some pictures of a new $65 million underwater parking garage that is not for cars? source: yahoo.com \| share:	30
		Some Pecker meets with prosecutors over TFG's pecker. Enquiring minds want to know source: cnn.com \| share:	47
		'Very high' odds of war with China, US Republican warns, possibly because republicans need someone to go to war with source: aljazeera.com \| share:	95
		NY Republicans want George Santos gone, but they've tried nothing and are all out of ideas source: politico.com \| share:	231
		What Republicans really need is a candidate from NASCAR source: foxnews.com \| share:	116

Sun January 29, 2023
		The press might be BSAB'ing the story of Biden finding classified documents, but the public doesn't seem to be buying that, as his approval ratings have not declined since the story broke source: cbsnews.com \| share:	87
		Who is happy with the Federal Grazing Program? A) Environmentalists, B) Ranchers, C) Public employees, D) Cows, or E) None of the above source: gizmodo.com \| share:	59
		Republicans may finally get around to forcing a vote on the Fair Tax plan, but many of them don't like the idea of it being Their Tax plan source: politico.com \| share:	212
		JFC, have these people no shame? Liz Truss stages a comeback with "It's not my policies that were wrong, it was the lack of public support that was wrong". How do they still even exist outside the penalty box...Rupert? source: theguardian.com \| share:	90

Fri January 27, 2023
		'You're going to see acts that defy humanity,' police chief says, as officials urge calm when Tyre Nichols arrest videos are released publicly tonight source: cnn.com \| share:	676
		"The problem with stupidity is that it often goes hand-in-hand with power. Every strong upsurge of power in the public sphere, be it of a political or of a religious nature, infects a large part of humankind with stupidity" source: bigthink.com \| share:	58

Thu January 26, 2023
		Conservative blowhard bemoans Republican Party's budget politics: "The party is waging a generational effort...once every 10 years or so. It is showing great staying power...in between the times it barely talks about the issue at all" source: politico.com \| share:	56
		Click on "Public" and then look for "Posted Comments". How many have you made on Fark? Subby clocks in at 4397 source: fark.com \| share:	266

Wed January 25, 2023
		House Republicans would like you to know that they know what real Americans are concerned about, like demanding North Korea return the USS Pueblo source: upi.com \| share:	49
		Apparently the public transit systems in Canada are turning into a nationwide renactment of "The Warriors". Subby eerily clinks together three empty bottles of Moosehead hanging off his fingers source: cbc.ca \| share:	62
		Republican tax plan is so popular that its cosponsors are running away from it and the House Speaker will bring it up only to vote against it source: twitter.com \| share:	65
		Senate republicans are not willing to impeach Biden, for now source: thehill.com \| share:	71
		Put your wild side on public display with these jewelry pieces 3D-printed directly from chaos theory principles source: arstechnica.com \| share:	9
		American cheese deserves your respect, says writer in article for publication that collectively does not source: bonappetit.com \| share:	51

Tue January 24, 2023
		Publican completes epic Dublin pub crawl by hitting 238 bars in one day. Fark: his special pint rule was to touch every single one of the city's pubs - but not stop for a pint source: thesun.ie \| share:	22
		Today at the Alex Murdaugh trial it became apparent that elephant ears are a tasty delicacy in South Carolina. Subby would have thought they would be illegal to import, let alone sell in public source: postandcourier.com \| share:	17
		Terrible parking job causes courthouse evacuation source: fox8.com \| share:	19
		Some citizens are concerned that it took five hours to warn the public that a mass shooter was at large, and would like to see a national Active Shooter Alert Network. Of course, This is America, meaning an alert every day and twice on Sunday source: abc7.com \| share:	69
		One of the major problems in resolving the debt ceiling crisis is that, despite their rabid, spittle-laced opposition to raising the debt ceiling, many Republicans don't actually have any idea what it is source: msnbc.com \| share:	78
		Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Nik Heyward, Public Image Limited, 10,000 Maniacs,Pulp, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #426. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	80
		Will Judge McBurney publicly release a Georgia special grand jury report that could recommend whether to charge Donald Trump with 2020 election-related crimes? Watch live here source: youtube.com \| share:	156
(Some Guy)		LAPD chief: "On second thought, maybe us publicly displaying Y'all Qaeda flags isn't such a good idea" source: newsnationnow.com \| share:	100

Mon January 23, 2023
		The bare minimum of people involved in the Ohio public utilities bribery scandal set to go on trial this week source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	10
		Vandalism? Spray painting, that's vandalism. Shooting out windows of a public establishment seems a lot more severe source: advocate.com \| share:	42
		And now NorCal wants a turn source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	152
		Ronna McDaniel becomes the latest Republican to learn the lesson the hard way that Trump's vaunted "loyalty" goes one way and one way only source: msn.com \| share:	29
		Niabi Zoo welcomes an ugly-ass giant prick source: wqad.com \| share:	2
		Kari Lake lost election because 40,000 Maricopa County Republicans had rare moment of clarity source: mediaite.com \| share:	44

Sun January 22, 2023
		'Masochist' Republicans are poised to hand Democrats a gift, warn the editors of that noted left-wing rag the Wall Street Journal source: msn.com \| share:	113

Sat January 21, 2023
		Republicans are splitting on abortion rights source: politico.com \| share:	143
		When the police officers are fired before the video goes public you know it's bad source: wreg.com \| share:	115

Fri January 20, 2023
		Federal judge sides with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis over fired prosecutor ...also says he violated state law. So vote Republican source: wfla.com \| share:	44
		Arizona Republican sees "a very voter-friendly system that accommodates dropping off your early ballot on Election Day up until 7 p.m.", wants to 'fix' that source: npr.org \| share:	44
		Republican who shot up Democratic pols' homes in New Mexico was CLEARLY a liberal plant source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	52
		What happens when venture capital takes over a respected publication such as CNET? They publish AI-powered SEO spam to get lots of clicks to articles stuffed with affiliate marketing links. In other words, it turns into every place on the Internet source: theverge.com \| share:	24
		New class of Senate Republicans come down with an even worse case of Trump MAGA fever than the last class. Probably no amount of medication will help source: vox.com \| share:	60
		"Under no circumstances should Republicans vote to cut a single penny from Medicare or Social Security," says... wait, that can't be right source: politico.com \| share:	131
		Michigan Republican Party Trumped around and found out source: bridgemi.com \| share:	39

Thu January 19, 2023
		Bend over, Texans, the Public Utility Commission is about to pass the massive cost of two decades' worth of neglect and willful ignorance of the state's energy infrastructure to customers, because shareholder returns MUST be maintained at all costs source: wfaa.com \| share:	100
		How a piece of lost luggage destined for Newfoundland went from the Democratic Republic of Congo to Philly's most popular restaurant source: phillymag.com \| share:	59
		Remember when we joked about how Republicans would claim Joe Biden's classified documents were on Hunter Biden's laptop? It's actually even dumber than that source: nypost.com \| share:	100
		Republicans are threatening to let the economy completely tank to own the libs, apparently source: businessinsider.com \| share:	165
		Greenland has highest Temps in 1,000 years. But don't worry, Republicans will bring snowballs to them source: msn.com \| share:	9
(25 News)		Police ask for public's help in identifying the Republicanmobile carrying the Republican who torched an Illinois Planned Parenthood clinic. I hate Illinois Republicans source: 25newsnow.com \| share:	80

Wed January 18, 2023
		Republican members chairing the House Oversight Committee: Benghazi 2, Hunter Biden electric boogaloo source: msnbc.com \| share:	67
		Are House Republicans serious about a 30% national sales tax? Can't be the same Republicans that coddled the rich for the last 50 years source: semafor.com \| share:	283
		"There are no conditions under which the FDA would consider human fetal tissue to be safe or legal for human or animal consumption." That small fact won't stop Texas Republican from fear-mongering to the rubes into believing it happens source: huffpost.com \| share:	117
		Secretary at a Louisiana public school resigns after sending a text message in which she asked a coach to remind students that they had [N-word] day lol mark Luther king" Day off. Members of the school community were shocked, but not that shocked source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	156
		Yo, anyone abandon a gator down the shore? source: patch.com \| share:	12
		Democrats to Republicans on the debt ceiling: Not even the fee for the gaming license source: msnbc.com \| share:	162

Tue January 17, 2023
		Fellow NY Republican Congressman Nick LaLota: The FEC should freeze Santos' campaign funds source: thehill.com \| share:	33
		Republican voters who sought a Republican representative are entitled to get one, even if he's flawed, and may have stolen money, and definitely hired someone to impersonate a McCarthy aide, and possibly injured some bathers. Amity means friendship source: newsweek.com \| share:	74
		Republicans are gearing up to impeach someone, but it's probably not who you think source: cnn.com \| share:	77
		Florida Republican Congressman to Qevin: 'You f***ed me.' Wait, Qevin can't be trusted? Who could have seen that coming? source: floridapolitics.com \| share:	49
		If you have the word Chevrolet tattooed down the length of your arm you're probably stupid enough to not cover it up while attempting to abduct a barista on camera source: nbcnews.com \| share:	73
		Georgia Republican Congressman Rick Allen says he has talked to the working man and he wants to work longer, which is why raising the age of Social Security is good source: crooksandliars.com \| share:	156
		Two condors don't have a father. Republicans expected to outlaw this soon source: science.org \| share:	8

Mon January 16, 2023
		Guns don't shoot at Democrat houses, people hired by loser Republican candidates shot at Democrat houses source: nbcnews.com \| share:	136
		Public defender with no ties to Russian oligarchy suspiciously falls from balcony in Mexico. International investigation underway source: ktla.com \| share:	31
		Jeremy Clarkson who publicly condemned Meghan Markle issues an apology privately via email source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	60
		Bangor Daily News reprints Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech...but leaves out the parts that might make white people feel guilty about themselves (But you can bet your ass they left in the Republicans' favorite MLK quote) source: twitter.com \| share:	65
		Republicans delivered chaos as promised source: dailykos.com \| share:	37

Sun January 15, 2023
		While Republicans in power today revel in their ability to destroy the world economy, and exploit the Constitution with bad faith, they seem to have forgotten a basic lesson of any successful pollitical "revolution": Without the military, ANGH source: ktla.com \| share:	73
		Cool dadrock publication shows off cool dadfood knowledge source: pastemagazine.com \| share:	30
		Americans expect Republicans to Republican source: usatoday.com \| share:	45
		Republican says smoking of cigars inside the Capitol Is "about freedom," and definitely not about being a belligerent asshole source: newsweek.com \| share:	214

Sat January 14, 2023
		Republicans express growing concern that Special Counsel Robert Hur hasn't already convicted Biden of treasonous malfeasance, arrested him, and reinstalled Donald Trump as president source: msnbc.com \| share:	65
		It's a wicked pisser trying to find a public toilet in New York City source: thrillist.com \| share:	69
		It's not enough to ban homeless people from sleeping in so-called "public" places. Now they are banning soap at "public" showers source: twitter.com \| share:	145
		Two of Elon Musk's buddies agree he's going to have the last laugh in 2023 when Spacelink goes public. Fark really needs a Sure Jan tag source: fortune.com \| share: