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Sat September 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Loginova shoulda logovta'd
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Wed September 21, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Salem man pleads guilty to dowsing Bewitched statue in red paint, will be sentenced to four seasons as the new Darren
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Tue September 20, 2022
(PBS)
 
 
 
Stealing food out of children's mouths is apparently still a crime
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Fri September 16, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Republican President Ronald Reagan appointed Special Master Dearie, Trump walks
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Wed September 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oath Keeper's lawyer Mehta's her match
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Like "Trapped in the Closet," the guilty verdicts never end
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Parkland trial update: "You are insulting me on the record in front of my client" (the mass murderer)
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Tue September 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
We think we could be OK with you, Dearie
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Sat September 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Joint filing about Special Master role leaves you asking, what were they smoking?
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Fri September 09, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
There are a lot of reasons to join the army. This was one of them
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Holmes: "Your honor, I've been talking with my dear friend Witness and we've concluded I get a new trial, 'mkay?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cannon court snubs friend request
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
January 6 rioter turned in by girlfriend after calling her a moron for not believing election was stolen gets to spend 9 months holding misspelled sign in prison
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Tue September 06, 2022
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Fat man cuts and runs in this week's NCIS
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Sat September 03, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's a mafia
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Mon August 29, 2022
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Cop charged with... impersonating a cop
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's legal "dream team": A guy he hired because saw him on TV, a former prosecutor; a former host on One America News Network, a Florida insurance lawyer; and the former general counsel for a parking-garage firm
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Well, there it is. When even Alan Dershowitz is willing to go on Fox News and say "There's enough here to indict Trump" you know the party is over
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Fri August 26, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
See ya when you're 76, dumbass
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
NY AG Letitia James's investigation of Trump is nearly finished. All there is left to do is indict, convict, put him in a cell, and take away all his money
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Thu August 25, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sorry Matt Gaetz, the feds aren't done with your underage-girl-molesting arse yet
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Proving Trump took these documents willfully might be prosecutor's most difficult task. Trump: "I took 'em because they're mine." Ok. less difficult
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Tue August 23, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
MAGAts bragging that conservative women are hotter than Liberal women is sad, than there is Jenna Ellis whose apparent entire self worth depends on being perceived as hotter than Rachel Maddow on Twitter
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Fri August 19, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
A 81-year-old Danish woman traveling from Africa to Canada was arrested at Warsaw airport on suspicion of illegal possession of heroin worth over $515,000. Go Granny Go
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Thu August 18, 2022
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Man arrested for buying body parts online, and not the automotive kind. With bonus "NOPE" mug shot goodness
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
"Do you ever consider that the folks behind the idea that the election was stolen, of which there isn't any evidence, may have targeted and taken advantage of folks like you, for whom a message of patriotism might appeal?"
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Trump lawyer hands in 45 page motion to stop NY investigation into the 45th president because the prosecutor is out of order, the judge is out of order the whole system is out of order, Attica, Attica, Attica I'll show you out of order oh-rah
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
State Attorney Andrew Warren (D) has sued Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-epugnant) saying the governor unconstitutionally suspended him for his views supporting gender-affirming surgery & abortion. "There's so much more at stake here than my job"
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge who approved FBI search of Mar-a-lago once left job as a federal prosecutor to defend people linked to Jeffrey Epstein. This means something
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Mon August 08, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Alex Jones lawyer could face legal consequences for phone records release ◉_◉
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Federal Prosecutors looking to seize the funds in a federal prisoner's commissary account to pay unpaid court-imposed fines. And if that seems petty, the account has $28,000 in it, and belongs to R. Kelly
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Sun August 07, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida prosecutor "fired" by DeSantis will fight to get his job back. Something about nullifying the will of the voters who elected him
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Great Finding Out may finally be under way, as on the heels of securing 5 and 6 year sentences for two 1/6 insurrectionists in the last month; Federal Prosecutors ask for a 8 year sentence for the VA cop who was convicted of storming the Capitol
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Prosecutor seeking judgeship says he has 'moved on' since impregnating defendant, farking jurors, and accepted the consequences of his action (of which there were none)
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mass shooting drills are so common that they're being mistaken for actual mass shootings
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ex-police officer complains that there was nothing in his training to tell him that sending messages about raping colleagues and tasing people with Down's syndrome might be wrong
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In the latest argument against lifetime tenure, a Reagan-appointed federal judge tells a female prosecutor that "it was much simpler in the old days...when we didn't let girls do this" and tried to ban her for life from his court
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Man with live round in his Glock arrested for felony stalking outside house of Rep. Pramila Jayapal. "Forsell also allegedly told investigators he would return to Jayapal's home as soon as he is released"
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Mastriano wanted to be fake elector but was smart enough to know it was fake
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
You still owe us for that technician who came to your house to fix your phone line but robbed and murdered you instead
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man gets DUI inside Walmart
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Turns out it's very easy to run a campaign against bail reform when your campaign co-chair is a county DA and in a position to let your attacker walk free
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Fri July 22, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
R. Kelly's manager convicted of gunfire threat at theatre. Urine trouble now buddy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cattle theft charges for the top elected official in Loving County, Texas prosecutors face a few hurdles as the defendant and his family members have a tight grip on the local government, serving as judge, clerk, county attorney and constable
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
1/6 Defendant: I am representing myself and appearing in your court by 'special divine appearance' Judge: 'I have no idea, frankly, what you're talking about'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 146 of WW3: UKR says Western weapons shifting battlefield balance. At least 9 orcs hurt in incident at nuclear power plant in central Ukraine. Zelensky suspends prosecutor general and SBU head. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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Mon July 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 145 of WW3: Zelensky fires Prosecutor General & Security Service chief, accusing staff members of treason. Russian military equipment moving west from Mariupol. Russia targeting UKR positions in Donetsk. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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Fri July 15, 2022
(WESA Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Come on, would my client really kill his wife just so he wouldn't have to pay 2 million dollars she was promised in the prenuptial agreement?
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Law & Order: Seattle, where Briscoe and Logan sit on evidence to get a racist out of jail
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Thu July 14, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Judge denies Steven Bannon's motion to delay his criminal contempt trial which is due to begin Monday. No, this isn't a repeat from last Monday, but the ruling is the same this time too
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Wed July 13, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ex-CIA engineer: sure all that stolen classified data passed through me but it totally could have been any of my teammates. Jury: Sure, Jan
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ex-CIA engineer: sure all that stolen classified data passed through me but it totally could have been any of my teammates. Jury: Sure, Jan
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Okay, okay since you found the kid in my house I'll plead guilty to kidnapping but I'm going to continue to fight the charges in two other similar abduction cases in the same area on the same day by someone that looked just like me
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Philadelphia Tribune)
 
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Tag for Councilwoman Maria Quiñones Sánchez, who fought for increased funds for Philly Public Defenders Office. Now there can be a pay raise to make their salaries comparable with prosecutors in the city. Why they weren't is either 'Murica or Asinine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: I hereby declare that I shall consider waiving Steve Bannon's executive privilege. Prosecutors: He never had any to begin with, you orange shiat
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Fri July 08, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Trump is clearly the target of the investigation. And it's usual that either the target doesn't get a subpoena at all -- or it comes at the very end of the process"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"Kid, have you rehabilitated yourself?"
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer wants to prove her client wasn't hate motivated by excluding evidence of his swastikas, racial slurs, animal abuse videos, hunt for child porn
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Apparently Donald Trump is trying to jump into the 2024 presidential race ASAP because he thinks he can deflect any criminal charges by claiming that prosecutors are just politically motivated
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Sat July 02, 2022
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Looks like prosecutors of two of the four men accused of plotting to kidnapping Michigan's governor Whitmer are going to get a second chance at a conviction beginning in August
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
That moment when a defendant claims to be wrongly prosecuted and prosecutors pull out a photo of him in the middle of committing his crime
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good looking and rich woman facing charges for attacking a 14 year old. 4 times in one day. Let's guess how much jail time she will get
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
From the "Impending Backfires Everyone Can See Coming" Department: parents of Michigan school shooter intend to call him as a defense witness at their own trial
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Bipartisan Report)
 
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80+ elected prosecutors to SCOTUS: "Nope"
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Tue June 21, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Former prosecutor says Ginny Thomas should just continually plead the 5th if called before the Jan 6th Committee because she potentially faces "a lot of criminal liability" in relation to the events of Jan 6th. Hopefully she knows a good lawyer
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Sun June 19, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Suddenly jury selection
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Magnum PI's Hawaii: bikinis, explosions, and bikinis. Real Hawaii: arresting a 72 year old ex-DA for bribery
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Having your attorney say "somebody else 'could' have been responsible for murder", of coworker you stalked, and whose bones were found on your property, and whose porch had your blood on it after denying ever being there is not a winning strategy
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Apparently DNA evidence is like booze - first it's good for you, then it's bad for you
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Thu June 16, 2022
(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
So the final tally on the punishment for killing a frat pledge through hazing is...a few slaps on the wrist for helping prosecutors let the biggest fish get away practically scot-free
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Much like now is far too soon to discuss gun control after a great tragedy like Uvalde, it's probably not worth trying to prosecute Trump for illegally fundraising off a lie because that would be, like, really hard and stuff
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Do you like pina coladas? Getting caught in the rain?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prosecutors want R. Kelly to piss off for 25 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There's always a public defender Mr. Cheapskate
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mistrial declared in Bannon associate fraud case due to juror being biased. Expect contempt charges for lying in voir dire
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Bewitched" statue in Salem, MA vandalized with red paint. Endora sought for questioning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks to Democrats dragging their feet on charging Trump over Jan 6th insurrection he'll be basically immune when they lose Congress in November and/or should he run for President again in 2024
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That splashing sound you heard in San Francisco was Chesa Boudin taking a long walk off a short plank
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(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
In case you had some faith left in the Grand Jury system
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chrisley Knows Fraud
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Thu June 02, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Michael Avenatti's potential presidential run put on hold for about four years
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Utah County's top prosecutor proactively called the media to his office today to declare that he is not a cannibalistic child murderer. Then the Sheriff told the media his office is not in cahoots with a rape suspect in Scotland
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Special counsel John Durham may be getting mocked because the jury didn't toss him a bone, but at least he can still get people to toss him fish
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dude, that acquittal is a little Suss...man
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