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Tue January 24, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elections have sometimes positive consequences. New Democratic AG of AZ has decided to "reprioritize the mission and resources" of the unit her predecessor created to prosecute voting fraud to instead focus on voting rights and ballot access
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida threatens felony prosecution for classroom libraries
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have the worst effing attorneys, part 1488: openly laughing at the prosecution's exhibits during the trial is a great way to convince the jury that the state's case is ridiculous
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Fri January 20, 2023
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Federal judge sides with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis over fired prosecutor ...also says he violated state law. So vote Republican
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Thu January 19, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Prosecutor who resigned from Manhattan DA office when it became obvious they weren't going to indict TFG wants to write a book about the process. DA office says book will jeopardize investigation, so...TFG could still be indicted?
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you were evicted last month and left behind a corpse in a trash bag, the Mercer County prosecutor would like a word
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police claim they found no sex workers during recent inspection, shocked by allegations that there might be prostitution in Thailand
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After FOUR failed murder trials, 7 years in jail, and a judge finding the former prosecutor was being "vindictive" by bring charges in a related case, new DA drops all charges against a Baltimore man who was shot by cops because of mistaken identity
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Irishman goes on 0.0% alcohol binge of beers, wine, spirits, ciders and Prosecco for Dry January, gets converted. Yeah, something's not right here
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Vice)
 
 
 
Ohio couple: We can FA to our hearts' content and never FO because we're sovereign citizens. Prosecution and judge: Frankly we're surprised you didn't try to eat these documents before you turned them in
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
JUST Capitol and CNBC both roll a natural 1 on their Sense Motive checks, name Hasbro one of America's most JUST companies
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Jezebel)
 
Hero
 
And just like that, Jerrod Carmichael's future prospects evaporated in a puff of Hubbardian smoke. But still. Absolute legend for doing this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge says prosecutors can use Trump's "stand back and stand by" comments in the Proud Boys trial on charges of seditious conspiracy
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Cyberattack keeps Iowa's largest school district closed as authorities work feverishly to get both Kaypros back online
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Fark)
 
Audio
 
My wife's ex is looking to start doing voice work. I can hook him up with the hardware, but need advice on the software - Audacity and BandCamp are out, what do the real pros use?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Robot lawyer will defend human in court. No doubt to be prosecuted by Unfrozen Caveman lawyer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jack Smith adds two more prosecutors to the team, investigation is expanding, but surely this means nothing and ain't nothing gonna happen
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Mon January 02, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pallets of hand sanitizer in LA go up in flames. Can't prosecute arson suspect because his hands are clean
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The GQP has devolved to the point where its members no longer want to see "obstruction of justice" prosecuted as a crime, at least when it comes to them doing it
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Sat December 31, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What are the prospects for the Russians, the Republican Party, and the people who made "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" being totally wiped out? Here comes the science and a little collateral damage
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
There used to be tens of thousands of prostitution arrests annually in New York City. Now, practically nothing
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen claims $100,000 damages per day for the government prosecuting him
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"(Florida man) and his fellow gang members advertised their success on social media to advance the gang's prestige and reputation," prosecutors said
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The new omnibus bill gives DOJ extra funding to help investigate and prosecute those involved in January 6th
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Amsterdam wants to replace the women in the windows of the red-light district with QR codes, which means there's now another way to pick up a virus when visiting a prostitute
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Tue December 13, 2022
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Defendant: "Not Guilty". Prosecution: "Your text message reads, 'I can't carry him alone and I can't keep a kicking body in my trunk'"
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Rage Against The Prostate Cancer
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Fri December 09, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GOP congresswoman melts down over the horrifying prospect of people being allowed to just live their farking lives without a big, stupid, christofacist boot on their necks
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Tue December 06, 2022
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
I thought renting out a cock and a couple hens was British slang for prostitution which explains the awkward bachelor party
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Mon December 05, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sam Bankman-Fried faces decades in prison for committing the one crime America still prosecutes: stealing from rich people
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
DeSantis suspends citizen-elected prosecutor for being a "woke ideologue," leading to DeSantis officials having to define woke in court. "The belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them." So, the Deep State?
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Fri December 02, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So Mr. Michigan Prosecutor, why did you wait 7 weeks to issue a felony weapons charge on a Michigan player, when it took just 1 day to charge an Eastern Michigan player for the same thing? Prosecutor: GO BLUE
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Thu December 01, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Who's opposed to sick leave for railroad workers? "The House passed the sick leave measure, 221-207, as Republicans overwhelmingly opposed it, indicating that prospects for passage are slim in the evenly divided Senate"
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Wed November 30, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Marine veteran chugs beer from her prosthetic leg at Lakers game. No word on her Fark handle
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Pros: Very cool open source Robot Dog could really teach young enthusiasts about robotics. Cons: Head falls off easily
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
South Korean prosecutors green light indictment for Squid Game star who got caught moving by a girl after she gave him the red light
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Commentator claims that Donald Trump will endorse Ron DeSantis if he beats him to the 2024 GOP nomination in the hopes of being afforded protection from prosecution
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
NY prosecutors think they have a criminal case against Trump for that 2016 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels, says increasingly nervous man for seventh time this year
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I live my tweets two minutes at a time
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
TFG sounds like he ACTUALLY believed that announcing his candidacy was going to shield him against prosecution, proving that he really is that dumb
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Thu November 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pelosi announces that she will be discussing her "future plans" today, terrifying Republicans with the prospect that they may now have to hang all their progressive boogeyman efforts around the necks of Hunter Biden and AOC
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Wed November 16, 2022
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Is $250 for AirPod Pros an exorbitant 1145% markup over good ol' wired EarPods, or a 97.5% discount off the price of expensive hearing aids?
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
It might sound as bad or worse than live organ transplants, but leprosy could one day regrow your liver
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Thu November 10, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The happiest family Thanksgiving dinner we ever had was at a Polish smorgasbord restaurant. We all ate like kings, and then went home and took a nap without having to wash anything. Any good Thanksgiving restaurant memories? Amusingly bad memories?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
SNL writers unhappy with prospect of Dave Chappelle appearing on show. "They're not going to do the show. But none of the actors are boycotting"
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Face it - if you're trusting YouTube and TikTok for accurate videos on prostate cancer screening recommendations you're already a dumb ass
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Tennis.com)
 
 
 
Questions arise about what's being mixed into Novak Djokovic's beverages mid-match by his support team. Crack a possibility; vaccine definitely ruled out
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Marie Claire)
 
Weeners
 
Less likely to gaze at it in the mirror and declare "I'm a big, bright shining star" its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Movie Prosthetic Penises. What did they miss?
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Duran Duran guitarist Andy Taylor didn't make it to the group's induction to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame because he's been fighting stage IV prostate cancer
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Mon October 31, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Grab your Jolt Cola and warm up your Soundblaster, gamers, MicroProse is coming back with five new games
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Speak softly and carry a big prosecutor
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Thu October 27, 2022
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Prospective Darwin Award nominee loses fight with parking garage ticket machine
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Richmond News)
 
 
 
Man claims he only gave $300 to a prostitute out of "kindness" and had no intention of having sex with her
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Sex, guns and sedition": Prosecutors describe Oath Keepers road trip to DC. Wait, wasn't that a Warren Zevon song?
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana Governor Eric Holcomb will not consider pardoning low-level marijuana offenders for the obvious reason that prosecutors would have done all that work for nothing
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Mon October 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors seek six months in the Big House for Steve Bannon so he can spend more time perfecting his toilet wine recipe
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Fri October 14, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Prosecutor lays out, in a meticulous fashion, how Donnie's criminal deposition opens him up to potential disaster in his civil cases. It's almost like Don should have consulted a lawyer before hand. Or listened to him. Or not committed all that fraud
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Thu October 13, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Pro-tip to Special Prosecutor John Dunham: If you are going to charge someone with lying to an FBI agent, it's probably best to make sure the FBI agent in question hasn't given sworn testimony to the U.S. Senate saying he didn't think the defendant lied
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Tue October 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Baltimore City State attorney drops charges against "Serial" defendant in 1999 murder because trial prosecutors blew the entire case
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein waves at prospective jurors, looks longingly at female ones
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Mon October 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
TFG: The GSA packed all the boxes, I can't be blamed or prosecuted for their mistake. GSA: We didn't pack the boxes, we just moved them after you wrapped them in hideous green shrink wrap
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Pass the prosciutto
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Wed October 05, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
ZOOM, BANG, POW, ZAP, BOOM. Holy fail, Wingman
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DeSantis forced to prostrate himself before Dark Brandon
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Tue October 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors: You attacked the bedrock of democracy. Oath Keepers: Yabba dabba do!
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Sat October 01, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Parks Australia desecrates an Aboriginal holy site featured in the movie "Crocodile Dundee." Aborigines sue for criminal charges, but courts rule Australia is immune from prosecution, opening up other sites for the same shiat
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